#ferrusposting

[nevesmose]

I thought I'd take a look at Ferrus's Primarch book and my goodness. I know I tend to exaggerate in these posts for comic effect but I can honestly say the Fulgrim/Ferrus tag on AO3 has less overt shipping content than this canon novel.

I've been a bit of a dick with the first screenshot because its context is Ferrus thinking about how defeat is a more effective teacher than victory but... I mean, come on. "Not even my bestie Fulgrim knows about my craving to be beaten," good lord. Is this deliberate? Are they messing with us? Madness.

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Hello, Black Library? Yeah, someone accidentally copypasted the summary for their 300,000 word Ferrgrim fic into your book.

Not even Fulgrim thinks this much about how great Fulgrim is. I mean what's he gonna do next, look at a III Legion marine and think about all the Fulgrim-like traits he has?

Oh for fuck's sake. Well surely other people won't start playing into it as well.

At this point it would be less overt for GW to release a model of them getting married with Ancient Rylanor officiating. Anyway later on Fulgrim himself actually turns up.

That's actually quite funny, in fairness.

And then we get a "we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your autistic vibe" moment just to round things off.

Statuesque, really? Of all the adjectives.

So, in summary, I went in expecting to take a few things out of context for a cheap laugh but I reckoned without Ferrus's own genuinely unstoppable need to think about Fulgrim at every possible opportunity.

#ferrus manus #fulgrim #ferrusposting #fulgrimposting #wh40k #warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #horus heresy #primarchs

[nevesmose]

Ferrus and Fulgrim AU in which Fulgrim is a literal cape-wearing rule-following classic movie style vampire like you'd get in a Discworld book and Ferrus is his completely oblivious roommate/coworker/newly hired royal bodyguard/adventure party member who ignores every single sign no matter how obvious Fulgrim eventually tries to make it.

"What do you mean I have to invite you in? Someone's a stickler for politeness."

"Did you leave a window open or something last night? It sounded like a bat got in and flew around scratching at my door for hours."

"Why are you counting all the poppy seeds I just spilled?"

"I know the crucifix our neighbour gave me is a bit gaudy but there's no need to be so dramatic."

"I thought I saw you outside our third-floor window yesterday evening. You must've been testing out a fun new ladder."

"Your skin is deathly pale and I've never seen you go out in daylight so yes, of course I've always known that you work in freelance IT. It's not that hard to guess. Plus, working from home means you can wear your fancy cosplay outfits whenever you like."

#fulgrim #ferrus manus #fulgrimposting #ferrusposting #ferrus seems like the kind of person to appreciate a fun new ladder

[nevesmose]

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖜 (𝖓𝖔𝖜) 𝖗𝖔𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝕱𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖚𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖚𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝓕𝓾𝓵𝓰𝓻𝓲𝓶, 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱

#fulgrimposting #ferrusposting #will.i.am&britneyposting #wh40k

[nevesmose]

All I'm saying is, a Ferrus x Fulgrim version of this is making more and more sense:

#just have one of the little Fulgrims be a stock photo of an actual snake #ferrus x fulgrim #ferrusposting #fulgrimposting