#feel like im a cat im your dog

[axuelot]

meowoof

#lol esports #lolesports #lpl #missing #jdg #jdg missing #lou yunfeng #feel like im a cat im your dog #on repeat as i drew this #axuelotart #fanart #high elo queue #23jdg

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

misc oldish scribbles i found of these two being Sweet <3

#god i love them.... #is there a better dynamic than A Big Guy And His Little Buddy #and vice versa #many many feelings about them #soft feelings. wholesome feelings. Feelings. #scribble salad #welcome home #god i wish i were wally... #id love to have a Large Friend who could treat me like one of those little dogs you keep in your purse #i wanna be someones special lil guy. #i swear im pocket-sized Please tote me around like an accessory #anyway Anyway getting off track here. who wants some Thoughts! #i love the concept of wally and barnaby playing card games but wally just like... sits/reclines on him #barns is a big cozy couch yk yk #and then the thought of like... barnaby clinging to wally like a stuffed animal during his Naps #they are very cat/dog To Me #whenever i watch a video of a cat or kitten curling up on / being playful or affectionate with a big dog #i think of these two

[marsixm]

i also think the fact that i had such a stunted and isolated upbringing and now that im an adult all my friends are on atypical life paths (and honestly even my friends as a kid were like this too) means i find things that are usually very common life stages really interesting. like knowing someone who has a house and a wife and 2 kids (with that wife) and a job with a salary feels like meeting fucking paul bunyun to me. or hearing the kids i work with talk about graduating high school and going to college and being on a real path with that stuff is neat? or even sometimes knowing cis/het people who are like going thru that coming of age stuff that i never really experienced the way you see it in the movies bc of transness/queerness/neurodivergence. its like woah they said the name of the thing in the thing. do u know what i mean???

#this actually reminds me of one of the girls at work whose been here for 2 yrs so i feel like im watching her grow up #shes graduating hs this year and shes really smart and she always asks questions like this #like picking ur brain about your life like 'what did you feel like growing up how was your family' etc #its kinda cool #she already got a degree bc of dual credit courses and an internship lined up and im so proud of her #and theres another girl her same age who came to me last night telling me her situationship just broke her heart #and they were both talking all about their prom dresses and all that stuff and were so excited last month #like idk i guess i just find it endearing #i think part of it is also that while these specific paths are thought of as common/default #there really is so much variance in life and really truly so many people not on those paths for so many reasons #which actually does loop around to making it seem strange #like truly how many people do you really know anymore who stayed at 1 job until they rose the ranks #who got married and had kids with that person and now they live in a house in the suburbs with some dogs and cats #like who does that anymore #meanwhile i think its just cool seeing kids actually experiencing growing up but in retrospect and not as a peer feeling confused & jealous #like woah youre a girl buying a dress and getting her hair done and texting a boy thats so wild ive never done that #or woah youre taking courses to prepare for college and know what degree youre going for #i no longer feel resentment that i felt left behind during all that shit when i was a teenager #im just happy for them and proud of them

[mxwhore]

sorry followers. I'm a cat person 😔🐱

#i only love. my puppy. and my loved ones puppies #i feel bad saying that but dogs hate me and im starting to hate them back #i be walking and the mfs start chasing me for no reason!! what!! #i walked by a tiny little kitty and i went to pet it and this dog came running from god knows where and tried to bite me!! #calm down bitch im not talking to you go away!!! #i still like some stray dogs but most of the time im just wary of them #i still have that scar from when i was walking home from the store minding my own fucking business #when suddenly a dog came running from a house a #and bit my ass #or the junction of ass-leg #i was at least three meters away from your house you bastard son of a bitch #literally for no reason #when you give cats bad vibes the fellas just walk away. i feel that. go for it lil buddy #but dogs destroy your ears and then try to bite you. why #im literally walking by #ok this turned into a vent post but idk why some dogs despise me. i cant be mature about it so ill despise them back #tessas txt

[brightokyolights]

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#hello time of the day where im deleriously sleepy so buckle your seatbelts and prepare for me to make a dot post that is a bit weird #Anyways! idk why but i really struggle with allowing myself to pet cats? #like i love them. i am a cat person. my biggest dream is to have as many cats as humanly possible #but for some reason whenever i am around them... i just feel so reluctant to bother them? #i dont have this issue with dogs. like i will pet them and mess about and not be so worried about bothering them. im still conscious of not #harassing them because like. idk just boundaries i guess. i have this thing in my mind where its like i know they cant actually Say if im #they want to be pet so i try not to overstep. but yeah with cats i am just So much more wary. even though i know so much about them and #their body language etc. like i love cats i do. but im always so hesitant to try pick them up or pet them etc etc #i think part of it is also that i dont wanna bother owners. because even if they say its chill i personally think if i had a pet and #strangers came up to me like :O can i pet them :OOOOO id be kinda weirded out. idk if i am treating pets too similarly to children lmao #i just dont wanna be disrespectful or overstep ever #and i am 100% overthinking all this and idk how to stop dhdbddjjdjdjdjhdjdjdubsjsshsj #le text post

[apathyfairy]

some days you really just want to scream why is this so hard!!!!!! why is life so hard for me!!!!!!!!!!!!

#maybe it's bc i just started my period or maybe it's bc im on the verge of my next breakdown but im struggling!!!!!!!!!! #yesterday i realized it's been exactly 2 years since i moved into this living situation im still stuck in and it just hit me #as i was trying to fall asleep that like ok i just lost 2 more years of my life!! i accomplished absolutely nothing and #just ran in fucking circles going nowhere and literally have done Nothing #and not to make excuses but im only now realizing how badly covid fucked me like not covid covid but covid time #as in like jobs and having any sort of future like that was Exactly the time after i graduated that i needed to be doing shit and i couldnt #and yeah i know there are sooooo many people in similar situations bc of covid but god i just feel like such a failure which i am #but i just feel so helpless like i honestly do not know how to move forward #or what i even want out of life anymore if anything at all and yes ok so period plus 2 year anniversary plus my birthday next week so im #extremely on the edge rn #and anyway last night i was crying bc of the 2 year thing then u know how when u sometimes start crying about one thing #u start crying about just everything wrong in your life so yeah i did that and then suddenly it was about still living here #and still living in this state and still living with mentally abusive relatives and how much of a failure i am at my age and how my birthda #will make me feel like shit and how much i miss my dogs and how much i worry about my cat and how i cant ever lose her ever no matter what #like i simply will not go through another pet death i just wont. and then all roads lead to my biggest mistake and regret so my ex then #all that and how i literally cant change any of those things at all and how much i feel like a prisoner and i cant escape and anyway. #im just not doing well lately lmao

[drabbleswithdragons]

I'm allergic to so many foods there may literally be no feeding tube formula that I can have ahahaha

#i dont want a central line i dont want one! i dont want it. #but i *also* dont want to be so fucking depressed that yeah my Basic Nutrition labs are wnl but im still falling asleep standing up #hair falling out losing weight etc etc but hey your zinc and iron are normal! you cant stay awake for more than 2 hours at a time and youre #miserable mentally and physically to the point you wanna die a little but hey! this one blood test i did was normal #cross your fingers that this dietician is good on tuesday. because she will decide what happens next #like hello sepsis risk as long as i can Feel Happiness again #oh no if she prescribed one on tuesday it would be set up that week and i would have to figure out how to keep a sterile field several times #a day with 6 other people in the house including a 3 year old an extra dog and my own cats. im going to say i cant handle it and then i #am going to handle it like i always do and have a breakdown to my therapist later its Fine

[feralmoonlight]

Good afternoon I am here to throw a horribly indulgent and stupid AU into the void of vampire!Sun and werewolf!Moon as a messed up 2 for 1 deal because this universe is painfully lacking on vampires afflicted with lycanthropy and in this essay I will-

#i have no idea where this is going #if its going anywhere #i feel like this would be set up with sun with a human form though #which is weird for my brain go toss out our beloved animatronic like that #but robit vampire werewolf almost feels like too much of a stretch #then again im not a coward and i am more than happy to chalk it up to programming #but elegant charming vampire sun thats facinated my humans like a cat with a bug thats too small to bother eating and just wants to play #and snarly lanky werewolf moon thats fluffy in the right areas and defiinitely wants to hunt you down but also is weak to pets cause dog #and your idiot ass that catches on theyre sitting in the middle of a danger sandwich way too late because??? how did we get here again? #i have no idea just let me have this #there will be biting #u///w///u

[theygender]

Part of me hates that the norm for beds is to have a sheet and a bedspread which are both tucked in and neat bc I think it's human nature to want to lay in an entire pile of soft blankets and wrap them around you as you see fit. Nothing is more comforting than being partially burritoed in one blanket with another blanket covering your lower half and a third blanket covering your upper half while surrounded by three other blankets in case you get cold and need backup

#pros: you can achieve the perfect amount of warmth by adding and subtracting and partially removing blankets as needed #if your cat or dog lays on your blanket then you dont have to choose between going without covers or illegally moving them #you just grab another blanket #being a burrito is an inherently comforting experience #you can fully block air drafts by covering each weak spot with more blanket #soft fuzzy blankets feel nicer and comfier than sheets and bedspreads #you can stick your feet out for heat regulation if you want without having to dangle them over the edge of the bed #activates Primal Comfiness Instinct by making your caveman brain think youre sleeping under a pile of soft furs #cons: ???? cant make your bed i guess #rambling #currently trying to convince myself to get out from under this pile of blankets on the couch to go sleep in my bed #and im worried this is a fight that im not gonna win 😭 #like i just washed my sheets so theyre clean and they smell good and i should be excited to use them! #but... laying under 3.5 blankets on the couch is cozy 🥺 #i need to build a pillow fort and cuddle with someone in a giant pile of blankets pls

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

whyyyyy are dog people so obsessed with their pet taking a shit...

#im. Confused. bc seriously why! what is it! #we have had this dog for One Full Day and the amount of times #that my stepdad has felt the need to regale me with her using the bathroom on a walk #is. well frankly its Insufferable and i Want It To Stop #like respectfully! affectionately! I Do Not Care! Hush! Cease! Good For Her! None Of My Business! #i am learning so quickly that im solidly a cat person #i do not enjoy having a Wet Beast! dogs are fine when they're not in my house! #me and my cats are like... living in my room now #i almost said Our room. well. that wouldnt be wrong at this point #absolutely unprompted #i can live with snakes i can live with lizards i can live with birds #but dogs? theyre just so much... too much... #sensory nightmares! big and loud and smelly and slobbery and their fur feels weird and theyre so Pushy- #i could handle it if it was a uh... a Sensible dog! #but this is a golden retriever mixed with a samoyed i believe! #that is not a sensible dog thats a 'i will force myself into your personal space' dog #sorry. sorry. im just not very happy with this development lmao #but its not my house not my decision and my stepdad needed an affectionate furry friend #he's happy! good! i can keep my mouth shut about my deep displeasure! #cats are so neat and clean and just sweet little packages of delight... i need to be in a room full of kittens STAT

[itsukicoded]

so a shiba buy is *also* a dog shaped cat that ppl tell you is a horrible pet bc they ‘aren’t loyal’ and are ‘hard to train’ please i just want a car walking & hiking companion that won’t die in my apartment who cares if they don’t do backflips when i ask lmao

#why are ppl so obsessed w controlling literally everything TT_TT esp since your pets get left home alone for 10+ hours a day…. #and i did want a husky but i also want to be more realistic n pancake’s safety is my top priority! i can’t get a husky #bc he would eat her for an afternoon snack i would be really pissed off if that happened #even tho a shiba inu also has the possibility of eating my cat it’s a lower risk especially bc they can be too lay too… #but im really annoyed reading this bc they keep saying the dog is ‘not loyal’ bc it chooses what days it feels like following commands #and i live w two cats and none of them fuckjng listen to anything but the treat jar so #idk it’s annoying me! that ‘not loyal’ is the warning i keep seeing for why a ‘first time owner’ shouldn’t have one #be more creative!!!! just say you like ppl who’re brainwashed lmao #honestly ppl w labs treat their dogs so poorly bc they’re so forgiving ive seen it so many times #and i think pancake should have a brother and i need something to force me out of the house more often #it might be in my best interest for an unaffectionate dog bc the neediness of a dog is what turns me off from getting one #(i say like im really abt to get a dog) #personal

[timeisacephalopod]

Saw a YouTube comment the other day from a self admitted dog person who decided they hated cats because cat like to hunt.. for FUN and this makes them EVIL. And like LMAO buddy I have news for you about dogs, do you think none of them we're bred ENTIRELY to enjoy and participate in hunting or do you hate animals for no fucking reason and pathologized their behavior while enjoying another animal that does literally the same hunting shit? Dog people make up literally the dumbest fucking reasons to hate cats and they're frankly way too open about being cruel about it too. Especially for a group of people who gasp, shock, shit, piss, vomit, and backflip when someone says they don't like dogs

At least I'm not walking around telling you I hate dogs, my whole family hates dogs, dogs are evil because they like to hunt on account of that's fucking bizarre behavior. I really wish dog people would shut their yaps sometimes

#winters ramblings #dont yall get exhausted telling every cat person you see how much they hate your pets and then getting upset when they feel the same way #about YOUR pet?? or do you think hating animals for no reason is a You Only event #because i may not like dogs but im not CRUEL to them or their owners nor do i find ASININE reasons to hate them #that also apply to animals i LIKE. dog people need to get over their egos that are 8X the size of russia

[frmtheroombelow]

something about Ves awakens in me the overwhelming need to bite him

#^ the ravings of a centuries old vampire #take a bite? dont have to ask me twice mister vessel the first #'feel like im your cat im your dog' txt wrote cat & dog about me #veep token

[liinos]

Gonna be real yall I think the vets office is a tad traumatizing for me 👍

#had one of the most emotionally taxing and exhausting days in a while #im petsitting for my neighbor and i ended up having to take his dog to the emergency vet and was there for 8 hours #during which many Many people came to pick up ashes and that coupled with the fact that the last time we went to the emergency vet. you know #made it genuinely so hard to be there like on top of the fact that i knew it wasnt going to be great news #and then having to be the one to take the news that the dog has cancer which is obviously not a great prognosis... really rough day #and like having to see a lot of people coming in to put down their pets it was really really rough #and i feel really guilty even tho i know its not my fault the dog is sick and i couldnt have done anything #but like their cat went into kidney failure like right after they got back from their last trip when i was watching them #so it feels like im a harbinger of doom atp 🥴 #and i am and have been really frustrated that theyve been going on so many trips exactly because #i was afraid of something like this happening like you have a senior dog and you KNOW goldens are prone to health issues #their last dog literally died bc of undetected cancer while they were on a trip #and this guy has been generally really healthy and was acting perfectly fine until last night #but still hes old and its just so unfair to him that theyve been traveling so much #i think total over this year ive watched him for roughly 3 months and like. i personally think that if you have a dog #you dont just get to do whatever like you have a duty to your dog but especially to older dogs

[felidthing]

i feel like a lot of my pet/cat opinions sound like theyre teetering on the edge of "animal ownership is problematic" but i am absolutely not hinting at that. i just. have weird ideas about pet animals

#posts #^guy who is a cat #but yeah like. i very much know how cats and dogs differ from humans and im not gonna try to treat them like humans #< ive gone on many-a-rant about how that exact behavior is my least faorite thing ever. thats what makes ppl project human morals onto pets #hate that. your dog isnt doing things to spite you etc etc #but i also feel that cats and dogs (i am so much less familiar with literally every other kind of pet) DO have very important feelings and #deserve a similar respect that humans do. not in an animal rights way #just in a ''living thing youre responsible for'' way #like my animals deserve to not be afraid of me. to the best of my ability. i wish i could explain scary things to them so bad #bc it can be very hard to make things like wound treatment non-scary. its harder for them to understand that youre not trying to hurt them #i am rambling. cats are people in the sense that they are family member adjacent (or not adjacent) and deserve care and respect not unlike #the care given to a child

[dokyeomini]

i do kinda feel like im taking care if a newborn baby

#a sick newborn baby #and you can't take a vacation from it really either #my dog's pretty old as well at this point #tbh bc she's periodically sick in various ways i do sometimes fear she'll just.... be gone some day #even tho she's energetic even when she's Not well #so im like ....... will there be signs? #my friend told me when her cat died she was next to her for 2 nights in a row bc she was in a lot of pain.... #and part of me wants to not be there for that bc it would feel fucking horrible #this is why kids shouldn't have pets alhksj #what lesson is there in your pet dying #only pain...