no explanation, just thirsting
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Janus' offense at the implication that Thomas is easy to read is hilarious. Like bestie we all know you're not that good at your job.
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Penguins fans I just found out you got Ryan Graves. I know you love senior citizen-coded players, so I just want you to know that in the NHL bubble, Ryan Graves was walking around BETWEEN PRACTICES with a Colson Whitehead book. He said I'm going on a two month long vacation in hell, let me bring my tbr pile. You guys are having sex and playing videos games? Not me, I'm catching up on the bestseller lists. He also likes dressing up for Halloween too much and for a while on the Avs knew his teammate's coffee orders. And he cheats at meaningless social media games. Between all these things, I feel he is "retired suburban widower with no kids" coded, which will fit the vibes of your team well in my understanding.
Also every time he gets traded, he gives an interview that is basically just like "I hope my defense partner likes me 🥺". In this respect, he is like one of those giant ass adult shelter dogs who looks so hopeful every time someone walks past his kennel and he wags his tail so hard and tries to look like such a good boy and then even when you keep walking down the row to look at puppies, he is still watching hopefully. Please give him a forever home, he has been waiting so patiently.
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“corporate wants you to find the differences between these two pictures”
me: THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE SIR
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Taylor Swift - The Eras Tour - Arlington, TX 03.31.23
photo by me. if using - credit @holdingfocus on tumblr & @amymckeonphoto on twitter/instagram
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girl help i cant stop stari g at Leanders tiddies its 1:30 am
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