#everyday i wake up brazillian

[acervo-de-memes]

"is that real"

"yes

Its brazil"

#everyday i wake up brazillian #screenshots #tiktok #eng #acervo-de-memes

[the-innefable-idiot]

Oh fuck my life

Jeff satur is coming to Brazil A DAY LATER I had to stop spending money on my credit card because I'm this close 👌 to go into debt lmao (lamenting my anguish online)

And the tickets aren't even THAT expensive, but goddammit the logistics to go to Sao Paulo is just 😮‍💨

#sorry jeff i would love to see you live but i want to study in China and every penny is worth saving for a bigger goal #:/ #i hate capitalism and the trials and tribulations i need to go through in this damned earthly realm #also no artist is worth going bankrupt. yall credit card debt is scary and it haunts me so yeah. sorry jeff im poor :T #oh and also it is the first musical festivel of its type here so there is a big chance for things to not go well #and also for Jeff to sing 3 songs and leave the stage lmao #well the festival is in July so maybe if i focus and learn how to do photosynthesis i might save up some money 🤔 #ok ok ok not all hope is lost but it is still minimal i shall wait and see who are the other artists 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 #jeff satur #everyday i wake and im brazillian *slams the wall* *cries*

[botinha-quotebot]

I JUST WANTED A TINY METAL SWORD

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK!!!! CURSE ThIS COUNTY!!!!!!

#everyday i wake up brazillian [screams in agony] #🍀 #eng #botinha bot #guilty gear #ky kiske

[estouro-da-boiada]

nintendo how the fuck am i supposed to play pokemon go i am fucking bRAZILLIAN

#everyday i wake up brazillian [screams in agony] #bonnie.txt

[cosmic-d1ce]

the 'I wake in the night, I pace like a ghost' line gave me a little idea, I know intense stress can cause sleepwalking so I ask, is there a chance that the stress from the prison could cause phil to sleepwalk in the presence of others? I think it could happen either around forever who would've been watching over phil, any brazillian ccs who would be checking in on him while imprisoned, or missa after he escapes (either seeing him wall out of bed or working late at night and seeing him) - 💿

absolutely

Especially when he was imprisoned, and absolutely when Forever started getting to bed with him

He talks in his sleep, gets up, wanders, Cellbit has watched him have a few sleep conversations with Cucurucho

And since really bad and stressful things happen nearly everyday for Phil while he's with Forever, he sleepwalks a lot

& the sedatives Forever gives Phil don't help, as that can also worsen sleepwalking! So he's dealing with all this extreme stress and then being given sedatives regularly, he absolutely sleepwalks

Missa can usually stop him and bring him back to bed, he's very good at dealing with all of Phil's little things. It happens much less when he's away from Forever though, since what made it start isnt happening anymore

It still happens but much less. Phil does continue to talk in his sleep tho, missa loves their asleep conversations

#cc phil giggling in his sleep has a part to play in this idea #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp forever #philever #forphil #forever x philza #tw drugs #tw drugging #?? Kinda ?? #Thats what happens better safe than sorry

[luna-letter]

imagine have christmas in a cold weather wow

everyday i wake up brazillian

[brightjupter]

everyday i wake up brazillian and it’s getting old

[sosclancy]

another twenty one pilots album and i'm still poor unemployed and brazilian, says a lot about our society doesn't it?

#seeing everyone liveblog the concert like 🙃 #mayhaps I'm a little jealous #just heaving a real shitty day #you know #everyday I wake up brazillian #why am I talking? who am I talking to? #i'll shut up now #Sosme

[shippy-from-apocalypse]

Everyday I wake up and have to bare the weight of being the only one with the most correct opinion: that Tim Stoker is Brazillian, short and trans

#timothy stoker #tim stoker #shippy says stuff #br tim saga

[fireeaglespirit]

beyond-far-horizons replied to your post :

allthebrazilianpolitics: Why the Brazilian...

this is deeply worried @fireeaglespirit​, even more awful when you can see it happening and you knew it would happen and people dont logically think things through. I see the same in my country and it is awful to see all the illegality and crap they are justifying and just pandering to the far right making the UK into a small, racist country whilst the elites get billions and take away rights. It’s textbook autocrat stuff. Pl stay safe and make plans to get the f out

viviane-lefay replied to your post : 

 @fireeaglespirit​ Now, that is some really sick shit that is going on there. Please get out asap!

It’s not like I’m in danger but I just feel some despair... 

Its like everyday there’s some deep shit going on here and a new scandal and the situation brings a lot of tension even within families and bolsominions try to pretend everything is great even when the government is fucking them in the ass so they get irritated whenever any new rotten thing is exposed and there’s a lot of ‘pride’ going on and nationalism I've never seen before. I always hated nationalism and I could say I used to think a good thing about brazillian people is that they weren't nationalist but now this is changed.

Its a very dumb kind of nationalism, mind you... self destructive americanized nationalism if you will, even so its here, and the notion that the ‘state’ is worthier than any citizen has gained strength so that people are gladly sacrificing themselves for that illusion. I’m just giving one example..

On an economic front, did you know they’re fucking up the retirement system right now and we've been warning this would happen as I’ll be honest, Bolsonaro never lied or deceived anyone but people are so dumb they called it a lie when we warned them of the things that would happen if they elected this man and yesterday Bolso went on the TV and said he would just do this and now people are silently despairing because some of them were almost retiring and they’ll have to work a decade more if they want the same benefits they’d have so its kinda hilarious to see it all falling down, but they still don’t have the nerve to even react to it and the few that have been waking up from the Matrix are being bashed by their own former friends... its really a mess.

Anyone who even dares criticize the government is called communist or even worse, its like completely black and white thinking.

People are completely hypnotized I never saw anything like that, its like their own individuality was crushed by an ‘ideal’ and they just sacrificed anything to see this done so now they’re not willing to admit it was a mistake, and they’re going to lead us all to hell if that means keeping their pride.

This people has been completely broken that they don’t even react anymore, there are no protests, no strikes, etc... just silent suffering. At most there are some memes in the Internet, is all we can do now. 

I know what they want with those military walking the streets, this is just intimidation, and its working.

I’m very careful when expressing my opinions and I went back to the wardrobe on some fronts due to fear... I feel really bad about it. Just not being able to express myself as I used to do is just heartbreaking and having to silently witness acts of vile racism and just hatred in general because my self preservation instinct is greater than my idealism or sense of justice, just makes me feel miserable on a daily basis. Its not like I can ignore it when life itself has changed and people are always reminding me of the new ‘status quo’.

I desire to get out of here more than anything but for me this is a major task and not something I can do alone so I’m trying as hard as I can but it still seems so far away. I know this is pathetic of my part because when people say they’re going to do something they just do it and they don’t plan it for years and keep failing but you know how complicated things are for me because I haven’t been able to do many things in my life so its a huge jump..

I’m just glad I’m awake at least, this is already an improvement next to whats happening so I planned beforehand. Did you know that rn Portugal is having so many requests for citizenships from br folks that they’re overwhelmed and even the consulate had to stop taking in requests for a few months because it wad chaotic. I’m glad I’m almost there because I noticed this would happen so I planned beforehand.

But yeah, its like... its just so obvious that this place would become a true shit hole and people would flock out of here massively... Just wait and see a diaspora of br folks in the next few months as people start to come back from ‘Narnia’ and notice the shit they've done..

#beyond-far-horizons #being brutally honest here

[acervo-de-memes]

"come to brazil

or brazil will come to you"

#everyday i wake up brazillian #brasil #memes br #eng #acervo-de-memes

[surveysonfleek]

1195.

Section I:

1. Name a commercial that reminds you of being a kid. any toy commercials. they were all the same formula back in the 90s.

2. Do you ever ask for paper instead of plastic at the grocery store? nope.

3. What is the last state you were in besides your own? victoria.

4. Name a city in your own state that you have never been to. bathurst.

5. What’s the best “mountain” at Walt Disney World? space mountain lol.

6. Do you ever speak in Ebonics? possibly. there’s been a lot of things i may say in everyday conversation that came from ebonics.

7. Explain why you said yes or no to the last question. i just answered it ^

8. Who is the very funniest comedian ever? i don’t have a favourite.

9. What hospital in your area would you most recommend for good treatment? no idea.

10. What two breeds of dog do you think would make a really great puppy? no idea tbh. i love all dogs.

Section II:

11. Are themed parties overrated? no, i love them.

12. What section of the library do you find most interesting? haha everything. i used to go to the library all the time as a kid.

13. What mall is closest to your home? westfield.

14. The last roadtrip you took was from where to where? idk if it counts but we drove an hour to have dinner at a brazillian restaurant last weekend.

15. Are home aquariums more trouble than they’re worth? i had one as a kid. it’s pretty hard to look after.

16. Who cleans your carpets? us.

17. If you add together all the numbers in your birthdate (month, day, year) what number do you get? 27.

18. Do you know anyone who has had plastic surgery? nope.

19. Who is the best person you’ve ever “met” online? i haven’t met anyone online tbh.

20. What is the best local restaurant in your area? in my opinion, kyubi.

Section III:

21. Do you have a landline? If not, do you wish you did? yes. we never use it.

22. Were you ever on the roof of the World Trade Center? nope.

23. Have you ever been on the Maid Of The Mist? no, i’ve always wanted to go!

24. Do Coke and Pepsi really taste different to you? yes.

25. If you could knock down one structure in your town, what would it be? nothing.

26. Name a street in your town that begins with the letter “C”. castlereagh st.

27. Describe your elementary school in 10 words or less. small and boring.

28. What is the last musical you saw? aladdin.

29. Who is the most versatile actor ever? tbh not sure. i’m not much of a movie buff.

30. Do you own any vinyl records? nope.

Section IV:

31. Would you go down to see the Titanic if given the chance? i hate the idea of scuba diving or whatever it’s called. so no.

32. What is the greatest kids’ show ever and why? sesame street!

33. Name a relative who has a first name beginning with the letter “N”. nica. technically it’s a nickname though.

34. You have one minute to grab everything you can in a superrmarket - what do you grab? i’d go to the beauty and skincare section and grab literally anything.

35. The best album ever made is ______ because _________. i don’t knowwww.

36. The worst love song ever made is _______ because __________. not sure.

37. Do you love cats? nooope.

38. Who is the best cartoon cat? garfield.

39. If you could rename Bart Simpson, what first name would you give him? i wouldn’t. it suits him.

40. Have you ever seen the Hollywood sign in real life? yes.

Section V:

41. Do you ever nap and wake up and forget what day it is? yes.

42. What’s the name of the cemetery closest to your home? no idea tbh.

43. What ocean is the most alluring to you? pacific.

44. Have you ever driven through rural South Carolina? probably. when i was a kid we did a road trip from jersey to florida and i remember passing south carolina. idk if it was rural though.

45. Did you ever see a scorpion in the wild? nope.

46. The very best heavy metal band ever is ______ because _______. i don’t listen to heavy metal.

47. The sappiest band ever is ______ because _________. idk.

48. If you could have any candy right now, it would be what? kit kats or crispy m&ms.

49. Do you like the taste of beer? not at all. i can do cider at most.

50. Why do people say that Chinese food often contains cat? i’ve heard this like once.

Section VI:

51. Who is the best cartoon dog ever? pluto.

52. Do you wake up easily in the morning? not really.

53. What time do you have to wake up tomorrow? no specific time.

54. Do you think alarm clocks ringing could cause heart attacks in some people? never thought of it like that. it’s possible i guess.

55. What is the best soap opera ever? i don’t watch them.

56. If you were a donut, what kind would you be? Why? a nutella donut.

Section VII:

57. Name your earliest memory. running towards my dad in pur hallway.

58. What is the newest thing you’ve learned? idk.

59. Did you ever have to clean erasers in school? nope.

60. Have you ever hallucinated something? most likely.

61. Do you type the proper way? Have you ever typed on a manual typewriter? i don’t think i do. i have.

62. Do you know shorthand? no.

63. Who are better neighbors? Canada or Mexico? neither are my neighbours.

64. Are you deeply religious? nope.

Section VIII:

65. Name a state you have never been to, but would like to go to. tasmania.

66. Name a state you have been to, but don’t care if you ever go to again. northern territory.

67. Do you think George W. Bush would be a nice neighbor? lol.

68. What is the last board game you played? balderdash.

69. Do you drink energy drinks? If yes, what kind? hardly ever. only if i’m having vodka and redbull.

70. What is the name of the bar closest to your home? the tav.

71. What was your maternal grandmother’s first name? angelina.

72. What was your house number when you were 5? 301.

73. Name a word that people use locally that outsiders probably can’t pronounce. idk.

74. Describe your world in 5 words. let’s not.

75. Was this a pretty unique survey? i don’t really get why they were sectioned but sure.

#survey #surveys #quiz #bored #questions

[botinha-quotebot]

ALSO PLEASE DECREASE THE PRICE OF THE GAMES IM JUST A BRAZILIAN

#🍀 #eng #botinha bot #everyday i wake up brazillian [screams in agony]

[acervo-de-memes]

"Tom Jobim wasn't lying

That março can águas"

#dogs #cachorro #🐶 #everyday i wake up brazillian #pt-br #acervo-de-memes #memes brasil

[acervo-de-memes]

dance dance revolution sad person laying down fetal position brazil

campeonato dance dance revolution ddr pessoa triste deitada em posiçao fetal

#everyday i wake up brazillian #pictures #acervo-de-memes

[acervo-de-memes]

transcription:

"pensando em seguir carreira científica?

inscreva-se no enem.

derrube esse governo de merda."

#this meme was probably created around temer/bolsonaro times but honestly it still works #everyday i wake up brazillian #enem #anti capitalism #pt-br #acervo-de-memes #memes de biologia