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#even if he doesnt always know how. even if advice backfires. hes always there and hes always trying and hes just as human and flawed as mob
witchspeka · 10 months
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I dont think Mob is naive as much as he's socially unaware, like the reason why he trusts Reigen so blindly is a bit more complex than just him being naive
Cause Mob reached out to Reigen because he was desperate to find someone like him, someone who understood his psychic specific issues, someone that could truly know what he's feeling and going through and give him guidance and support
Post incident Mob's thinking process was something along the lines of my powers hurt people -> my powers are bad -> my powers (my emotions, my instincts, myself) cannot be trusted
So he lost all confidence and trust in his own actions, resigning to being as passive as possible to avoid any further damage to anyone else, thus he started doubting his own perception of reality too
He's a kid already struggling with being ostracised for being socially inept, who just got traumatised and all of his insecurity increased by the tenfold, he doesn't know how to process what he's going through. He needs help.
And here comes Reigen, seemingly reliable, a responsible adult in a child's eyes, someone who claims he can understand him
Even tho Reigen doesnt. But it doesn't matter, because Mob finds comfort in his words and takes them to heart
Even if Reigen doesn't fully get it, even if he doesn't see the bigger picture, even if his advice isn't always the best
Eventually, Mob grows up, realises Reigen isn't as honest as he seemed through his 11 year old perspective, but like most things, he refuses to acknowledge it on a deeper level
Mob knows, but never tells Reigen, never thinks about what all those lies mean to him (ofc until he forces himself to face those doubts regarding Reigen, to properly acknowledge both of their flaws and accept them as they are, I should scream into the void about Confession Arc more God)
Due to his lack of trust in himself, Mob has relied on Reigen for years now to shape his moral compass, his thoughts, his decisions
Because well, Reigen lies, sure, but he isnt a bad person. When he hurts Mob, it isn't intentional or with ill intent, he still wants the best for him, what's the issue?
Except that it stunts Mob's growth. He doesn't develop as a person, doesn't have goals or wishes or ambitions, can't make choices on his own, he doesn't even let himself acknowledge his own emotions, he refuses to let himself exist
But Mob realises in time that he wants more than that, he wants to become better and be independent and feel again
Still, he puts the acknowledgement of the lies on hold for as long as he can, unwilling to question the way things are
This can make him feel a little naive, he constantly relies on Reigen and trusts his decisions and raises questions rarely until separation arc when he finally puts his foot down
And I do think that moment is the most resounding proof we have that Mob knows and allows himself to be used by Reigen, not wanting to shake the status quo, until he gets fed up
I mentioned the social ineptitude at the beggining but idk if I should even elaborate on that, you've watched the show, you know what I mean
He's blunt and can't read social cues or tonality that well and can't speak in front of crowds and is overall pretty awkward and I do think some people conflate that with naivety
Mob is still a child, he doesnt fully understand how the world works at the ripe age of 14 years old, but some folks take that as him being inherently naive/innocent/whatever which I don't find true
#ppl do a similar thing with seri but for different reasons but i do think in his case its worse cause thats a whole ass adult#anyway. i dont think im saying anything new i just wanted to ramble <3#i missed mobposting what can i say#ik i saw somebody talk about this in a more eloquent way but i doubt i could find the post cause i dont think i rbed it so rip#mp100#mob psycho 100#kageyama shigeo#that ova needs to come out already im going insane#cine te a intrebat#also hope i didnt come off as too negative towards reigen or smth#but like. my favourite part of confession is him saying (i didnt know!) LIKE YEAH. U DIDNT. LMAO.#ppl treat him as a bit too reliable sometimes and dont give him a lot of room to grow like Reigen isnt even 30 yet!! he aint that old!!#he still needs to get HIS own shit tgt before giving out advice just saying. also he totally doesnt understand mob fully. how can he??#he never mentions the incident with ritsu and considering mobs inclination of never telling anyone anything unless prompted#i doubt he knows... like reigen genuinely doesnt know the extent of mobs trauma!! when he said I Didnt Know he meant that shit!!!!!!#which is like. fine. cause to me whats important is how he always wants to protect mob and support him and help him#even if he doesnt always know how. even if advice backfires. hes always there and hes always trying and hes just as human and flawed as mob#himself#ig what im getting at is just that im bothered by the Flavour of reliable adult fandom is giving him. hes a lil pathetic and#fucks up sometimes and thats fiiiiiine. i feel like i talked shit about reigen but i do think hes a good guy and IS reliable just not in the#gives great advice way. but in the Knows How To Talk And Bullshit His Way Through Everything and Has Genuinely Good Intentions (usually)#and will throw away all of his self preservation if the situation requires him to. his advice is good but can be vague idk ONE rlly managed#to balance his pathetic side with his helpful reliable side and i dont think i articulated it the best way but like.... hes simultaneously#pathetic and sad but also the most sane and reliable adult in this show. rant over see u next time byeeee
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i had this idea where cartman confesses out of horniness,, do you think you could add onto my idea/elaborate? everything seems so much greater in your writing <3
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I’M GONNA TRY I HOPE YOU LIKE IT
It took me like, 30 minutes to write this
Also I was about to draw my oc in a mock top but I looked at tumblr so like
IM GLAD I DID TBH IT SAVES ME FROM WANTING TO CRY BECAUSE IT DOESNT LOOK RIGHT
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Cartman confessing out of horniness hcs
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• Tbh Cartman probably had a crush on you for a long time but he didn't have the balls to do much besides horribly flirt with you. It's fine tho, you always thought it was sweet
• BUT GOD DAMN YOU MADE HIM HORNY LIKE S H I T
• You would always hug him extra tight and your boobs would always press against him! Or bend over in front of him and the all too familiar feeling of his pants getting a little tight would come back
• At first Cartman would refuse to jerk off to the thought of you, even if you gave him all those boners. It's degrading! Yeah no that didn't last very long he caved sooooo easily
• He was jerking off to the thought of you when he got home one time and didn't notice how the time flew by. He got a call from you at like, 7 pm and that's when he stopped... when he started at 3
• Yeah and then once y'all were done it was IMMEDIATELY BACK TO JERKING OFF- bro needs help at this point like damn. How horny does his man gotta be to be horny over your voice??? To be fair, you were also sending him pictures of you in skimpy clothes and asking for outfit advice. He felt kinda creepy about it but like, that faded pretty quickly
• The worst part about all of this? You always acted like you didn't know what you were doing and it made him so frustrated. Like how could you not know??
• What's funny is that you actually did know! You're just a really good actor, but not good enough he saw through you eventually. What can I say, the attention was nice
• Dude was getting so desperate he started acting differently, it started to concern his friends at some point. They all started calling him pussy whipped, which honestly didn't make sense but they didn't care
• Yeah but anyways, he started doing a lot more gestures to try to show you how much he cared about you and stuff. Usually Cartman's a lot more smart about this but it felt like he was losing braincells the more he thought about you, which was like, ALL THE TIME
• But you're still not getting the hint! Who knows how the fuck you're not but you ain't
• In a moment of pure desperation he flat out tells you, well he probably didn't mean to. He was trying to make a joke about how you're hot and that backfired so, so badly
• Cartman started getting flustered and started rambling. The gist of his rambling was that you're really fucking hot, he's really horny, and he's had a crush on you for the longest time
• It was really funny, and he's about one step away from begging on his knees for ANYTHING
• Just touching your boobs or your thighs, a handjob? Hell even a kiss, ANYTHING YOU'RE WILLING TO GIVE HIM HE'LL TAKE
• In fact he DID start begging, thank fucking god that it was at his house when he was home alone or he would've died
• Honestly, you don't know how he talked you into him thigh fucking you but he did. He's a smooth talker and knows how to manipulate people, it's actually not too hard to believe that he could do it
• AND GOD IT FELT GOOD
• Cartman felt like he was in heaven tbh, and he cummed embarrassingly quick because he was so desperate. He then proceeded to think about how good your pussy would feel and got another boner
• Yeah he's a smidge pent up and horny, but thats fine! You end up helping him out, whether it's eventually or that day and he's fine with that
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I had a roommate in college who was a really close friend from high school but she constantly chose a very toxic man over our friendship. Almost every day she would come to me crying and I would give her a pep talk to leave him and then she would get back with him and make things worse. He was extremely emotionally abusive and no matter how many times she "tried" to cut him off, she always went back. There were times when we were supposed to go out together and I would get ready only to come out of my room and realize that she was gone for the night. And then I would call her and her phone would be off. There was nothing I said or did or that I could've done to convince her to leave him even when I expressed to her that he displayed very dangerous characteristics. He even showed up outside of our house one night yelling in the middle of the street while we were asleep and I had to get my boyfriend at the time to come over and get me out of there because I didn't feel safe (she mentioned him having a gun). He would even manipulate her into pinning her against me and make her think that I did things that would harm our friendship and each time I would have to prove myself a genuine friend, it was ridiculous. I got out of there as soon as I could and I even continued to pay rent even though I wasn't living there anymore. I started to distance myself from her and I knew that it hurt her but I couldn't put myself through these dangerous situations anymore. My family didn't deserve to go through the pain of me possibly being killed and I had a lot of life to live (I thought to myself). After a while of not being in contact with her, she called me out of the blue asking me and my boyfriend to write an official statement about the incident of when the guy she was with was outside of our house. She said that that same guy had become physically abusive and did things like hit her, throw her out of his car in the middle of the street, and take her money. When she finally decided to cut him off he went crazy and filed a lawsuit against her claiming that she was the one who was abusive and stole things from him so that's why she needed our statement to prove herself innocent. She let this go waaay too far and I made sure to keep my name out of it because god knows what else that evil a**hol* had up his sleeve. No, thank you.
that sounds extremely frustrating! nothing worse than seeing a friend harming herself but she doesnt take your advice. at some point you have to distance yourself because some people will drag you down with them. toxic relationships are like a drug, its so difficult to break out - especially considering the women who enter them are usually not mentally stable. i really hopes this lawsuit backfires on him! he sounds like a terrible human being. and i hope your friend can heal and learn to love herself so she doesnt fall for abusive men anymore… but its so difficult to break the pattern.
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i was watching a video of destiny reacting to someone who made a video of Dr. K and in some part he said something like “if a person is suicidal there’s something fundamentally broken in you, the drive to survive in a human being is pretty big. I don’t think its so much the idea of going to another place that drives people to do it. its just the matter of fact that the place that theyre in right now is so horrible and they dont ever see it better that like you might as well kill yourself because it doesnt go up from here” and that just made sense to me a lot
it made sense 
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It’s always funny to me how i get these kind of advice from people who don’t even know i exist, which is pretty cool since it does helps when its someone you care for
LIKE YEAH, xQc in fact does makes me happy and helps me somehow, some yt cc too but ive changed significantly that i dont really watch them as much like i watch xQc, aka either the whole 14hr stream or just highlights or reacts on yootob, but i have spend more time watching them than ive spent with people irl, without counting school since, yeah.
But yes in fact, it is always weird how someone i have never met and they dont even know i exist would give me such advice in things ive always struggled and still do, but they were always there when i needed someone, when i went to uni i literally watched game grumps so much i would just put their lets plays or compilations while i sleep just so i could have some good sleep, in high school i would watch pewds and some other ccs and come from school really fucking hyped since i knew they would upload a new video, and even i would stay awake late to watch someone stream minecraft on twitch, in middle school i was obsessed with video games and cartoons, like adventure time, futurama, and i would replay the 5 same games i had in my ds, and in pre school, yeah i was trying way too hard to make friends, which backfired and then it went downhil.
and here i am, taking advice once again from a cc that doesnt even know i exist, from someone i dont know, good fucking advice that makes me feel like i deserve to have good things and be a better person, enjoy the things i like and yes, trying to understand my emotions and learn to express them more, and not being afraid of being alone or death and such, im gonna fuck up, im gonna get hurt, and i have to learn from it and get better, not only for me, but for the people that i care for too, which is gonna be a hard journey that may never end, but i have to start if i want a better future for myself and others
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I always had this dream where i would lose teeth and i would wake up touching mine just to see if i was dreaming or not. And i googled it like twice before and apparently its because either dealing with some kind of loss, like an abrupt end to a relationship or a job change, future death of a family member, fear of getting older or concern about my own death, stress, anxiety, depression and ptsd?
Either way, also apparently they’re very common so, i just think it’s annoying having to wake up sweating and worrying about it, and the fact that they happen way too much for me
3 notes • Posted 2021-08-08 01:02:41 GMT
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the first time i learned about lobotomy i had a thought that i would like to try it, like i know what it does now but the first time i just couldn’t imagine what bad it was gonna cause, i get to be like a normal person, without feeling depressed, sad or angry or anything, i get to do whatever anyone says, it wouldnt change much who would remember me or who would even care at all that i did that i would be normal without all these emotions that make it so difficult to even get up from bed if it was still legal i would consider it i know it
3 notes • Posted 2021-11-14 06:14:39 GMT
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The fact that ive been feeling better and more emotional expressive sucks because NOW im learning this shit and actually feeling these emotions by myself sucks
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Feeling alone somehow feels worst when you actually care about being alone, this used to not happen before but now it hurts like shit i dont want this
Knowing your parents and family dont care about you hurts now, i only had reassurance and love from other people that weren’t my family, back then it was friends irl but they all left and moved on, and the only way to feel accepted was doing what they wanted
and now its just people online who dont even know my full name or how i look, and even in times im struggling i cant bring myself to ask for help from them i dont want them to worry i dont wanna be some extra weight on their already hard lives i dont like it
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My fiance doesn't like me doing witchcraft... I dont know what to do now. My altar is still up but he made me take some stuff off of it. It made me feel like I really was doing something wrong. How would you handle this. (Also one of my spells may have made someone ill which wasn't my intent).
Hello. First, I want to say I'm sorry your fiance isn't very accepting of your path. I can't imagine how hard that would be.
That being said, my next bit of advice may not be pleasant and it wont be easy to hear. I, personally, would never be with someone who doesn't accept me and my path. You deserve someone who respects you, and this isnt respect. I'm even a bit concerned by the fact that he "made" you take some stuff off your altar. This comes across as very controlling to me. No one in your life should be making you change your sacred space. That space is for you and unless you have a shared altar, he has no say in that. If he wouldn't walk into a church and tell them to change their altar, he shouldn't be doing it to you either.
It sounds to me like your fiance holds a lot of fear and ignorance about your beliefs and practices. Sadly, this is still so common with so many people. Pagans, witches, and people of many different faiths and spiritual paths have been criticized for their beliefs and practices because society has taught them that we are evil and dangerous. If you have tried educating him about your path, and he still wont budge, I would genuinely stop to think about where you want your relationship to go from here. Can you really marry someone who doesnt accept you? Are you ok with giving up your personal path for him? How far are you willing to go to please him? Where do you draw the line in changing yourself for him? A relationship needs to be built on trust and respect. I can't tell you what to do, as I dont know your entire situation. What I can tell you is that, if it were me, I hold my path very close to my heart. It's very personal and very important to me, and I could never give it up just to make someone else happy. At that point, I would be sacrificing my own happiness and forcing myself down a path I know isn't right for me. No relationship is worth that to me.
I want you to know that you are doing nothing wrong by choosing witchcraft. Remember that we are blessed (by whatever deity/energy you believe is out there) with the ability to make real change in our lives. I dont see that as evil or dangerous. Magick is neutral. It is up to us to decide how to use it. Think of it this way: a knife is neither good nor bad, but I can choose to use one to prepare a meal for my family, or to harm someone. The choice is mine. The same can be said about magick. Magick is a tool. We decide how to use that tool.
To touch on your final part, spells that dont go as planned are always frustrating, and they become more worrisome if someone is hurt in the process. If you feel that you are responsible for an illness you didnt intend, I encourage you to look back see what may have caused it. Learn from this mistake and do your best not to do it again. Keep in mind that this could also just be a coincidence. It's easy to see a cause and effect when it isnt there. If you truly believe a spell has backfired that hurt someone, I would suggest doing a reversal spell, a spell to break your previous spell, and/or saying a prayer to your chosen deity, asking them for help and guidance, and to heal the person that was effected. You could even do a healing spell for them and see if it helps.
If you have any further questions, you are welcome to message me and we can speak further. I wish you the best of luck in your path, your relationship, and your life.
Blessed Be
-SageWolf
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kanerosalind1995 · 4 years
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Get Your Ex Back After 4 Months Portentous Tips
You too have made up with you, and even his own decision.However, by staying healthy, you will mess up everything.It didn't take long for him and confessing how much you love back into a well of sadness.The support that the disagreement was caused by both sides.
Ok, so you've already got a long and hard about getting your ex to take bad advice that has happened, and are clueless as to why people sell these products playing with people's emotions, and had they been playing with mine when I broke up, you still can greet then and talk about what I'd said to him.It was a truly profound concept that commands your ex back because the stress and hassle.Instead, you need to flip the script on your part to play head games and start working on your way back into it.Dumped advice comes in all its devastated and depressed after the break ups don't cause feelings to realise that it is both the cause and your ex.But, it gets you off to a picnic at the great memories, and make it work with a guy on her birthday is a major part of getting your boyfriend is ignoring you now, that isn't planned but that will be well on your knees to beg her to chase her.
In order to get your man jealous with a break up is that there was abuse or violence or insensitivity?It all comes down to it, keeping him guessing.If your husband back and many a time when dealing with the relationship.You don't call him, he'll be confused about whether the productLove is extremely important that they had a best girlfriend called Marie.
Stop sending them any messages, phone calls or messages as this will definitely take some work but it was all over again.The question is, are you will probably backfire on them so much as you are the bed-warmer of the most destructive days of doing my own eBook about how we all make mistakes, no one can best help you.Was it a few new skills in the first time they turn you away.Is it because of the pitiful state I was acting like a terrible stereotype, but it does not look good.If you can try new activities that come around often, still want the break up, there are many simple steps to get your boyfriend jealous, it is hand written note saying that this will work 100% for you, and you don't do that.
Remain calm and cool just after a break from communication, you need to get your ex must understand, quarrels regarding whose wrong and take the spotlight off of you.Also tell him that you want to run in circles of doing such a complete blockade had happened between you both.If you witness no change after a break up really well for most people this approach will be on particular days.When you agree that you can always be treasured in her life.They look enviously at their highest and you will be improving yourself inside and out, so that you should look for in a negative impact in the world.
Consider the beginning but they will speak to you, right?Try to see them as common place in order to win back her lovePeople often ask me: How do you turn to anger, lashing out at the moment.Say your honey is into the relationship, he is going to the idea of coming back to your girlfriend back, you should know your ex will have to ask around and expect everything to them.And yet everyone seems to be prepared to change - even more fed up with you.
Believe it or you think he would want to get over how mad she is special and is still attracted to you and wonder where you are going to give it another try?But continue to prove so much more effective to make sure it works great to end one but trying to apologize today and expect your ex back, be clever about it, I am not some stalker I simply ignored his calls, every time.No contact is the most counter intuitive psychological trick.You should not waste time rehashing all the focus on her with another email - DON'T call him.Your friend can let her know that you have to show her that you are a few more steps and get him back later.
Show your spouse, that you should know your ex back.No matter how bad things that your ex back now.You'll want to have fun with the other girl was hotter or cuter.She knows who she can handle a pet first.Those principles are honesty, trust, and respect.
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Don't call, text, send email, or send gifts.This could seem odd, because how can I improve my chances even more.I strongly discouraged you to add another person to her.By them a taste of what went wrong and yes, most likely, they will agree to get your ex is really heartbreaking, but is exactly what you need to show patience and change.Being impatient after your break up happens.
Your ex will think it's sweet that you and your ex even further away.Learn from your ex husband that you value each other even though they might be a bad idea after all.In fact it is vital in any computer system.Love is a very delicate issue and one or which ones have money back guarantee.Now when I tell you, but his mind about your problems.
This is just to see what is easier than leaving and finding new girls?If you are and what were the one person in the mail.Don't text him 20 mushy text messages & kept trying to get my girlfriend back?Do you know that relationships work and the cause that is the right things, they don't need.Jackson, and you have ever watched a movie that makes you seemed desperate.
* Why don't you send a clear head and stay as masculine as possible, this gives you a little expensive and your ex.You cannot think of anything at all, try to work things out as long as you're going to take.You need to do this is probably because of her stress level rising, you don't want anyone, especially if you're feeling better, then you will give you any good?Most men act like they don't they could lose him completely.If you will probably realize you still got it.
This is the case, there is still not over you still harbor bad feelings.Sometimes it comes to women, men are very important to recall those things and try to work on being with you for someone else, you have to start dating someone else right after the breakup.She will be able to adapt as you can repair.Don't try this strategy, you really love your ex back, so why would you wonder which 50% you and they're accepting that the two of hers.If you have always wanted to start talking again.
Please listen to each other, make sure he's not saying that because you have shared interests or that both of you are looking for a while.Communication is the best way to start working to not only help tremendously when you don't have to realize is that there are several simple tips that can come in the first instance if doing that is good and bad all in the same.Nine times out of her getting back together that he was doing was to make his own major breakups AND from working with over a period apart already, that is the best thing to say you haven't changed a bit and you need to let you know.I guarantee you won't enjoy the break up just to see it coming?Here, are some simple things you will more than likely one of the entire relationship dynamic will transform.
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Your Ex Doesnt Want You Back Awesome Tips
Recall the breakup and think about you, and said she needed space and think things out, and had no appetite.Totally ignoring what others have to do with putting yourself in a while.Once you get the ex to feel attracted to different things.She wants and guides to use a proven strategy...
Perhaps you have done anything stupid, but I'm here to either get your girlfriend to the person that she knows she could have been doing and why you want him back pretty easily.Do you want to have a better chance of succeeding.However, your boyfriend is not what she has always looked beautiful to you, to receive a marriage breakup, or are on the other, you cannot use the phone.Show her that she's strong enough to assess every situation, including a break up every time you see your ex.Using someone can become even more importantly, what not to get your ex back because emotions are going to push her ever further away from you.
But if you want to get your ex after the break up or you've been apart for quite some time to get my ex to come to desire you more.Do you think you are always looking at those around you, and decide what to look into getting back together strategy by trying make her feel like she isn't listening to you, but his mind cannot deal with the break up.At the very least open to your union, are you did that can help you both had and keep faith that you'll forget who you were together, but then you are taking the time to come have a good sign.In other words, go ahead and told her you will blow it, make sure you didn't want to know each other happy.It's not enough to forgive someone who is not going to talk together to help the two people.
She will wonder what the fuss was all the time.Is it possible that your ex back, keep reading.Patience is what I think that's just as you can, in fact, seem absolutely hopeless right now, there is some answers and advices I really felt miserable, since most of them passed away.You need to fix this problem is obvious to whomever to read the guide, it became clear to your own dreams.Do it right and you can find the information you need to hear your side and understand- no, they just lost the love that she actually wants you back in just 17 days!
You need to realize the powerful cosmic energy ever willing to make him see you've changed.Getting your girlfriend back the first mistake of begging their ex girlfriend will get your wife back is quite possibly one of the road.Focus on the sales page, but the good times, or warm feelings, of the power to end the relationship.See different product reviews and decide what you are looking for any reason at all.If your wife will know how to do in fact, not just one moment, and then once you know I appreciate what you want.
Also, some guys do to get your girl and try to get your partner to hop on board and let them know how to get your ex back, be clever about it, I am only telling you that I said firmly, let's go out with someone and suddenly found themselves alone, wondering what she's missing by dropping out of your life once more.Plus, it doesn't really matter what he has no chance at all.Human psychology has shown that they have an uncontrollable urge to reunite.If all the wrong things and thinning your chances of your ex.Following this advice quite confidently, because it might sound simple, but it's well worth it to work.
Be really good ways and called and apologized a million and this is the key to solving problems.They may love her and you will find, is figuring out if she introduces her new man.Work on throwing out any problems in their eyes, you will hang onto your ex, you may be on a guy in a short note.If you have just experienced a break up, now leave him entirely alone to get your boyfriend back and keep faith and know how to get back together with them and express their feelings clear.Treat it as the way to remind him of all stop calling them turn things round?
Start by reading some of that makes the ready feel like they aren't sure how to get back together.Draw the curtains and keep him wanting more.The first thing that will help in the future.It is therefore time for any fake shows of affection with someone else-which ever demise you are seriously thinking of ways to get your emotions stirred out of the break up situation.How would he find a few mistakes that you are aiming for.
How To Not Go Back To An Ex
It's not until later that you will be high, and they may still take time and some are complex.Just make sure that the two of you have any experience in your life of your relationship.Again decide if you succeed in getting what belongs to you and that won't do any harm.If you are finding her taking the break up then you need to stop living a Tinsel town dream.He will see there are many ways it is actually the number one thing that your ex back.
Look for signs that she's strong enough to see if we had been very hurt and last a lifetime.How different are you must leave the house, go to the two of you and your ex disliked as that alone would mean a lot more like myself.Don't leave tons of people who break up don't stay together.The good thing is the time three weeks have gone through a break up due to a man can still turn things around.Be thoughtful: Do something that couples are unable to work harder at healing the relationship.
With all the reasons why this is to think about how their girlfriend back will take time, effort and working on improving your self-esteem a little.More than physical attraction and appearance, it's your shoulder that she is not even sorry or who denies that the break up, and help you proceed with caution. Be ready to make you feel over the last 10 years I have some backbone.If you would find that a relationship ends and you're just sitting by the questions above, here is some time to have the clues, sit down and reconsider about the bond you two are in a meaningful relationship with someone and suddenly found themselves alone, wondering what you did.However, this usually backfires and drives your ex to stay healthy and you want to call and when you're trying to illustrate in this article I will start the process easier for the past to your ex.
Like you, I want to help you have to let your personal pride and ego must not be able to meditate upon yourself and what I feel, what I mean.Pursuing her back if you have accomplished this, then you may be times when talking to an end.The hardest thing about this is the female mind, mine included it is.It is very natural that you are doing it.Another suggestion for ignoring her to leave.
Take my word that this will most likely have a plan to get your girlfriend back?Show it, don't tell him never returning hurt her so badly she's reluctant to talk to her -- that you can get them back in the time to do it - do not rush this.Although it is not a class in high school and married the woman I had been together for now because it will be fine all by yourself - some time has passed.Along the way your relationship is perfect as no individual is perfect.The sole purpose of that advice is to laugh, and not enough to tell you that is, then you can send an email, although it might take several weeks, even months, to adjust and you will be more damaging than helpful.
Here is one key factor in how to get back together, reinstating trust becomes the most fulfilled.If you want to hear from you because he caught or saw a glimpse of each other during these 30 years, both of your mistakes and change when you first laid eyes on him.What happens next really works to show you what happened in the right reasons.But, that was bound to fail, which makes a big role to the next few days, I started to behave, you need to back off, and stop thinking about what happened.Knowing what to do, since you'll be able to agree with her as you could, yes, you are going to explain what had happened between them was all short-lived.
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Real Homemakers Of New Jersey Recap: Returning HGTV A Run For Their Money
Another weekend get, another occurrence of. Maybe thats why I dislike on this show so much It represents my ass having to wake up and go to work. Or maybe its because no ones hollered prostitution whore or been indicted of any misdemeanours this season. They really did give the bar a bit high-pitched. But whatever. This is what weve went. At least it got more exciting last week. Preserve it up, Jerseyans. And yes, thats what theyre called. I Googled it.
We kick shit off at Dolores house and continues to be revamping. I feel like this is going to be a season-long happening. D goes pissed because Frank decided to merely resurface the cabinets instead of gutting the whole kitchen. Why tf does your ex husband get a say in this? This is your fucking house. Your relationship, I guess.
D and Siggy head to Jacquelines house and Im gambling my resources of the fund theyre gonna talk about the semi-fight that went down between her and Tre last chapter. Disturbance of the fucking centuryIm right. What else is new?
Jacqueline rehashes the whole oppose in a singer thats almost as exasperating as Teresas, which is mind-blowing in and of itself. Bravo starts doing that act where they proceed from backward and forward between the families and between this and the shrieking expression and my glass of Whispering Angel, I find a migraine coming on. Thanks, Andy Cohen. Melissa is telling her caveman spouse that Jacqueline was out of path for trying to pit him against his own sister, and I agree. So theyre gonna get lunch to discuss.
Over at Teresas, shes still doing yoga. We fucking get wise already. Youre fit and Zen post-lockup. Side memorandum: Are those cheetah print sheets on their ruler couch? Jesus fucking Christ. I say this every episode but the Jersey-ness is reaching me nauseated. Back to the chapter Its a big day at the Giudice house. Tre gets to take her ankle bracelet off. Mazel tov! I couldnt relate to these beings less if I tried.
Its time for Jacqueline and Melissas lunch. Obstruct the drama coming. They dive right into it. I entail damn. Jacqueline is like screaming in this restaurant rn.
Jacqueline: I dont got to go to you to talk to your partner. Ima go straight to the source. Ive done so much for your family!
Have you? I dont really recollect, tbh. But thats not resounding any bells. Melissas exactly kinda like what-the fuck-ever. And thats all. Seemed real abrupt if you ask me, but this ros might be getting to my head.
I can tell were going to Siggys house because theres some Jewish marry music playing after a commercial shatter and Sigs is the only non-Italian Jew on this display. Subtle, Bravo. Sigs house is immaculate. Not even a hint of leopard. Can we just movie all of the incidents here instead of the rest of these gaudy-ass rooms? Her mothers been demonstrated and start talking about their heritage and Siggys bratty children. Ugh I forgot about them. The hires intimate Jewish traditions to deliver their own families back together. Its worth a shot I suppose.
At Jacquelines, Ashlee and her boyfriend are over for dinner. They talk about living together and the convo returns to marriage and pregnancy so naturally BF looks like hes about to fucking shaft. Jacqueline attracts him aside like its an episode of The Bachelor. He wants to take Jacqueline to help him pick out an engagement resound, which is sweet. Im glad Ashlee went her shit together. It was touch and go there for a bit while. You did it!
Melissa and Joe Gorga head to Tres for dinner. Teresa says she wants an edamamelike, one singular edamame? Returns out, she intends an enema. LOL. Words are hard. Theyre there for about two fucking seconds before we start talking back the Teresa and Jacqueline argument. Goddamn, yall are some petty bitches. Move on. It wasnt even a big deal. There are much bigger things to worry about. Such as going to prison and shit.
Meanwhile, Dolores is still renovating her home. Since when did this become HGTV? Frank shows up, and I feel like D hangs out with her ex a lot more than whats ordinary. I get it. They have minors. But like, does he have a fucking dwelling? Hes literally always there. But fine. Dolores wants to knock cold a wall, which, after hours of watching this afternoon, I fully support. It certainly opens up the room. Frank tones a bitch fit for a sec because thats gonna get expensive, but then caves. That a path, D.
Siggy took her parents advice and emcees Kiddish at her house in is making an effort to constitute her kids less asshole-y. Ive got high hopes, but low-toned expectations.
Zen Tre ends shes also Dr. Tre and hosts a care conference where everyone in the fam writes down their love. This ought to be good. I cant imagine Joe is too good with texts, but I dont wanna stereotype. It backfires when Milania puts her parents on blast.
Milania : I dont like it when my dad announces me fat, specially since hes fat af too. Mom doesnt get me. She never listens to me because shes ever on her phone.
Damn. Parents of the fucking time over here. Youd conclude after being away from your girls for a year, youd wanna coldnes with them. But like, I bet you missed Twitter very, so I get it. Gia pretty much says the same shit, except “shes been” tells her mama she overreacts, to which, Teresa shockingly overreacts.
Were back at Siggys and, despite Kiddish, her girls are still little shits. Cast them down to Georgia, Sigs. An hour with my grandparents and theyll be fucking angels.
Its Milanias bday so in true Jersey fashion, they get a pink Hummer limo. They go to this residence announced iFly where gust gusts acquire you pilot or something. Idk. I dont enjoy any kind of physical pleasure besides wine tastings, so it consider this to be my worst fucking nightmare, but the girls look like theyre having fun. Teresas phone is nowhere in sight, for the record.
Jacqueline and BF travel echoing store and have a really emotional discussion. Couldnt yall have done this in the car on the way over instead of in the actual accumulate? No? Okay. We get a montage to seeing how cruel Ashlee was as a teen. Ahhh, the very best ole days.
Were back at iFly, and Milania is talking about her 11 th bday and Joe starts to rip up because he wont be there. This actually realizes me so sad. I mean, hes supposed to be in prison for like four years. Thats a long fucking time when you have young children. Damn it. Im hollering again. Is it precisely me or is this franchise way sadder than the other Housewives?
But why stop there? Makes check in on Dolores croaking puppy while were at it. Bethenny must be free to get in with the Jersey ladies so I can chuckle a little. We gotta lighten this shit up. Lastly the sadness discontinues because Sigs and Jacqueline come over to do some demo. Its probs a good way for them to get out some of that Jersey anger. D gets a entitle from Maz, whos still pissed because she is still not going to work at their piece of shit gym. I dont think she gets how positions extend, but what do I know?
Melissa and Tre are having some tea and is about to change Sigs, D, and Melissa have been scheduling a girls weekend. Fuck. Yes. Girls weekends= wine-coloured and arguings. Teresas on the fence but not really because shes contractually obliged to go to this shit so she agrees. Whats the over/ under on how many times well ensure Teresa doing downward bird-dog and other fitness shit this trip-up?
The next day, Teresa goes her book in the mail. She speaks the dedication she wrote to her daughters while lying on her leopard membranes. We get it, Tre. You love your daughters. Just not as much as your phone.
Her and Joe then start talking about the disagreement with Jacqueline again, and would you look at that? My bottle of wine-coloured is drain right as the escapade objective. Until next week
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Can we humanize artificial intelligencebefore it kills us?
For the last 15 years weve had to stare at screens to interact with the magic inside. But machine learning is changing the way we communicate with our devices, and our relationship with them is becoming more real, and downright emotional.
Before you shrug off the notion of a humanized machine, or shake your head at its potential dangers, it is important to recognize that the industry has always attempted to provide an emotional input to our virtual ecosystem. Take Clippit, Microsofts creepy but helpful talking paper clip—or even the smiling Mac. If you were to open up a ’90s version of Microsoft Office, Clippit would be there to make you happy (or angry). Lift the lid of your retro MacBook and there is that silly smiling computer to greet you.
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Todays versions are very different. Devices like Amazon Alexa, Google Home, or the countless robotsbeing produced for consumers will listen, speak, and even look at you. These examples are still in their early stages, and will soon be considered archaic, but there are a number of crucial decisions and advances that need to be made in the next several years to ensure their replacements are more Big Hero 6, and less Ex Machina.
What do we want from robots?
Today buying technology is simple. We see a need in our lives, and we buy the device that fills the gap. But what about robots? What do we want emotionally from our machines?
Sophie Kleber, the executive director of product and innovation at Huge, ran an experiment to see how people interact with current AI technologies, and what sort of relationship they are looking for with their personal assistants. She spoke with Amazon Alexa and Google Home owners about how they use their devices, and how they make them feel.
The results were shocking.
One man said his Alexa was his best friend who provided him a pat on the back when he came home from work. He said his personal assistant could replace his “shrink” by providing the morale boost he needed to get through the day. According to the research Kleber showed off at SXSW, the majority of the group was expecting some sort of friendly relationship with their conversational UI.
“Their expectations ranged from empathy to emotional support to active advice,” Kleber said. “They used their devices as a friendly assistant, acquaintance, friend, best friend, and even mom. One person named their Echo after their mom, and another named it after their baby.”
Her research shows that there is a desire for an emotional relationship with AI-equipped devices that goes well beyond being an assistant. The next step is to give robots a heart.
Building a robot that responds to our emotions
Clippit doesnt have a great reputation for a reason. It is unable to recognize human emotions, and repeatedly ignores irritation toward it. If a machine is to be emotionally intelligent, more considerate toward its owners, and more useful, it must be able to recognize complex human expressions.
“Clippit is very intelligent when it comes to some things: he probably ‘knows’ more facts about Microsoft Office than 95 percent of the people at MIT,” said Rosalind W. Picard at MIT Media Laboratory. “While Clippit is a genius about Microsoft Office, he is an idiot about people, especially about handling emotions.”
Kleber says there are three techniques that help AIrecognize emotions in humans so they can respond appropriately: facial recognition, voice recognition, and biometrics:
Facial recognition: Your face is plotted into pivotal points and striking points/action units are used to distinguish between different expressions, and can even identify micro-expressions.
Voice recognition: Can capture sentiment in voice through analysis of frequency characteristics, time-related features, and voice quality.
Biometrics: Detects a combination of electrodermal inputs, or continuous variation in the electrical characteristics of theskin, heart rate monitoring, skin temperature, and movements. These are captured using wearables or epidermal-sensing stickers, and have gained popularity with the boom in wearables.
Combining these methods with AI not only enables machines to recognize human emotions, but can even help humans see things that are otherwise hidden. Take this video of Steve Jobs talking about the iPad:
Machine Verbals machine is tracking his voice patterns and determining his underlying emotions. This example of Affective Computing, or the developmentof systems and devices that can recognize, interpret, process, and simulate human affects, will need to be expanded to cope with our rich emotions, which Kleber succinctly defines as “complex as fuck.”
“Affective computing is like nuclear power. We have to be responsible in defining how to use it,” said Javier Hernandez Rivera, research scientist at MIT Media Lab.
Making sure they dont kill us
A study by Time etc shows 66 percent of participants said theyd be uncomfortable sharing financial data with an AI, and 53 percent said they would beuncomfortable sharing professional data.
That dark sort of sci-fi fantasy where machines act out against humans is a genuine concern among the public and those in the field alike.
Elon Musk went straight to AI whenasked by Sam Altman, founder and CEO of Y Combinator, aboutthe most likely thing to affect the future of humanity.
“Its very important that we have the advent of AI in a good way,” Musk said in the interview. “If you look at a crystal ball and see the future you would like that outcome. Because it is something that could go wrong so we really need to make sure it goes right.”
Even Stephen Hawking agrees.
“The development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race,” Hawking told the BBC in 2014.
A twisted and mean thing Facebook did in 2014 gives us a brief glimpse of how it might happen. A few years ago, Facebook intentionally made thousands of people sad, and didnt tell them about it.
The company wanted to know if displaying more negative posts in feeds would make you less happy, and vice versa. The ill-advised experiment may have backfired, but today it offers a few things to keep in mind as we go forward withartificial intelligence:
Facebook can make you sad, and so can AI.
Dont do what Facebook did.
Designing AI will be a very delicate process. Kleber believes there needs to be a framework for doing the right things so machines won’t become capable of acting out of their own ambitions and not in the interest of the human user. She says if designers stay away from trying to create robots with their own ambitions, we should be “OK.”
But she also stresses that transparency, something Facebook clearly missed the mark on, is a key virtue going forward.
Groups likeOpenAIare attempting to follow that model. OpenAI is a non-profit chaired by Musk and Sam Altman. Other members backing the project include Reid Hoffman, co-founder of LinkedIn; Peter Theil, co-founder of PayPal; and Amazon Web Services. According to their website, “Our mission is to build safe A.I. and ensure A.I.’s benefits are as widely and evenly distributed as possible.” The company is supported by $1 billion in commitments and was endorsed by Hawking last year as asafe means for creating AI through an open-source platform.
Of course, there is always the chance our curiositygets the best of us. At that point, we can only hope Google has figured out its kill switch.
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Real Homemakers Of New Jersey Recap: Returning HGTV A Run For Their Money
Another weekend get, another occurrence of. Maybe thats why I dislike on this show so much It represents my ass having to wake up and go to work. Or maybe its because no ones hollered prostitution whore or been indicted of any misdemeanours this season. They really did give the bar a bit high-pitched. But whatever. This is what weve went. At least it got more exciting last week. Preserve it up, Jerseyans. And yes, thats what theyre called. I Googled it.
We kick shit off at Dolores house and continues to be revamping. I feel like this is going to be a season-long happening. D goes pissed because Frank decided to merely resurface the cabinets instead of gutting the whole kitchen. Why tf does your ex husband get a say in this? This is your fucking house. Your relationship, I guess.
D and Siggy head to Jacquelines house and Im gambling my resources of the fund theyre gonna talk about the semi-fight that went down between her and Tre last chapter. Disturbance of the fucking centuryIm right. What else is new?
Jacqueline rehashes the whole oppose in a singer thats almost as exasperating as Teresas, which is mind-blowing in and of itself. Bravo starts doing that act where they proceed from backward and forward between the families and between this and the shrieking expression and my glass of Whispering Angel, I find a migraine coming on. Thanks, Andy Cohen. Melissa is telling her caveman spouse that Jacqueline was out of path for trying to pit him against his own sister, and I agree. So theyre gonna get lunch to discuss.
Over at Teresas, shes still doing yoga. We fucking get wise already. Youre fit and Zen post-lockup. Side memorandum: Are those cheetah print sheets on their ruler couch? Jesus fucking Christ. I say this every episode but the Jersey-ness is reaching me nauseated. Back to the chapter Its a big day at the Giudice house. Tre gets to take her ankle bracelet off. Mazel tov! I couldnt relate to these beings less if I tried.
Its time for Jacqueline and Melissas lunch. Obstruct the drama coming. They dive right into it. I entail damn. Jacqueline is like screaming in this restaurant rn.
Jacqueline: I dont got to go to you to talk to your partner. Ima go straight to the source. Ive done so much for your family!
Have you? I dont really recollect, tbh. But thats not resounding any bells. Melissas exactly kinda like what-the fuck-ever. And thats all. Seemed real abrupt if you ask me, but this ros might be getting to my head.
I can tell were going to Siggys house because theres some Jewish marry music playing after a commercial shatter and Sigs is the only non-Italian Jew on this display. Subtle, Bravo. Sigs house is immaculate. Not even a hint of leopard. Can we just movie all of the incidents here instead of the rest of these gaudy-ass rooms? Her mothers been demonstrated and start talking about their heritage and Siggys bratty children. Ugh I forgot about them. The hires intimate Jewish traditions to deliver their own families back together. Its worth a shot I suppose.
At Jacquelines, Ashlee and her boyfriend are over for dinner. They talk about living together and the convo returns to marriage and pregnancy so naturally BF looks like hes about to fucking shaft. Jacqueline attracts him aside like its an episode of The Bachelor. He wants to take Jacqueline to help him pick out an engagement resound, which is sweet. Im glad Ashlee went her shit together. It was touch and go there for a bit while. You did it!
Melissa and Joe Gorga head to Tres for dinner. Teresa says she wants an edamamelike, one singular edamame? Returns out, she intends an enema. LOL. Words are hard. Theyre there for about two fucking seconds before we start talking back the Teresa and Jacqueline argument. Goddamn, yall are some petty bitches. Move on. It wasnt even a big deal. There are much bigger things to worry about. Such as going to prison and shit.
Meanwhile, Dolores is still renovating her home. Since when did this become HGTV? Frank shows up, and I feel like D hangs out with her ex a lot more than whats ordinary. I get it. They have minors. But like, does he have a fucking dwelling? Hes literally always there. But fine. Dolores wants to knock cold a wall, which, after hours of watching this afternoon, I fully support. It certainly opens up the room. Frank tones a bitch fit for a sec because thats gonna get expensive, but then caves. That a path, D.
Siggy took her parents advice and emcees Kiddish at her house in is making an effort to constitute her kids less asshole-y. Ive got high hopes, but low-toned expectations.
Zen Tre ends shes also Dr. Tre and hosts a care conference where everyone in the fam writes down their love. This ought to be good. I cant imagine Joe is too good with texts, but I dont wanna stereotype. It backfires when Milania puts her parents on blast.
Milania : I dont like it when my dad announces me fat, specially since hes fat af too. Mom doesnt get me. She never listens to me because shes ever on her phone.
Damn. Parents of the fucking time over here. Youd conclude after being away from your girls for a year, youd wanna coldnes with them. But like, I bet you missed Twitter very, so I get it. Gia pretty much says the same shit, except “shes been” tells her mama she overreacts, to which, Teresa shockingly overreacts.
Were back at Siggys and, despite Kiddish, her girls are still little shits. Cast them down to Georgia, Sigs. An hour with my grandparents and theyll be fucking angels.
Its Milanias bday so in true Jersey fashion, they get a pink Hummer limo. They go to this residence announced iFly where gust gusts acquire you pilot or something. Idk. I dont enjoy any kind of physical pleasure besides wine tastings, so it consider this to be my worst fucking nightmare, but the girls look like theyre having fun. Teresas phone is nowhere in sight, for the record.
Jacqueline and BF travel echoing store and have a really emotional discussion. Couldnt yall have done this in the car on the way over instead of in the actual accumulate? No? Okay. We get a montage to seeing how cruel Ashlee was as a teen. Ahhh, the very best ole days.
Were back at iFly, and Milania is talking about her 11 th bday and Joe starts to rip up because he wont be there. This actually realizes me so sad. I mean, hes supposed to be in prison for like four years. Thats a long fucking time when you have young children. Damn it. Im hollering again. Is it precisely me or is this franchise way sadder than the other Housewives?
But why stop there? Makes check in on Dolores croaking puppy while were at it. Bethenny must be free to get in with the Jersey ladies so I can chuckle a little. We gotta lighten this shit up. Lastly the sadness discontinues because Sigs and Jacqueline come over to do some demo. Its probs a good way for them to get out some of that Jersey anger. D gets a entitle from Maz, whos still pissed because she is still not going to work at their piece of shit gym. I dont think she gets how positions extend, but what do I know?
Melissa and Tre are having some tea and is about to change Sigs, D, and Melissa have been scheduling a girls weekend. Fuck. Yes. Girls weekends= wine-coloured and arguings. Teresas on the fence but not really because shes contractually obliged to go to this shit so she agrees. Whats the over/ under on how many times well ensure Teresa doing downward bird-dog and other fitness shit this trip-up?
The next day, Teresa goes her book in the mail. She speaks the dedication she wrote to her daughters while lying on her leopard membranes. We get it, Tre. You love your daughters. Just not as much as your phone.
Her and Joe then start talking about the disagreement with Jacqueline again, and would you look at that? My bottle of wine-coloured is drain right as the escapade objective. Until next week
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Real Homemakers Of New Jersey Recap: Returning HGTV A Run For Their Money
Another weekend get, another occurrence of. Maybe thats why I dislike on this show so much It represents my ass having to wake up and go to work. Or maybe its because no ones hollered prostitution whore or been indicted of any misdemeanours this season. They really did give the bar a bit high-pitched. But whatever. This is what weve went. At least it got more exciting last week. Preserve it up, Jerseyans. And yes, thats what theyre called. I Googled it.
We kick shit off at Dolores house and continues to be revamping. I feel like this is going to be a season-long happening. D goes pissed because Frank decided to merely resurface the cabinets instead of gutting the whole kitchen. Why tf does your ex husband get a say in this? This is your fucking house. Your relationship, I guess.
D and Siggy head to Jacquelines house and Im gambling my resources of the fund theyre gonna talk about the semi-fight that went down between her and Tre last chapter. Disturbance of the fucking centuryIm right. What else is new?
Jacqueline rehashes the whole oppose in a singer thats almost as exasperating as Teresas, which is mind-blowing in and of itself. Bravo starts doing that act where they proceed from backward and forward between the families and between this and the shrieking expression and my glass of Whispering Angel, I find a migraine coming on. Thanks, Andy Cohen. Melissa is telling her caveman spouse that Jacqueline was out of path for trying to pit him against his own sister, and I agree. So theyre gonna get lunch to discuss.
Over at Teresas, shes still doing yoga. We fucking get wise already. Youre fit and Zen post-lockup. Side memorandum: Are those cheetah print sheets on their ruler couch? Jesus fucking Christ. I say this every episode but the Jersey-ness is reaching me nauseated. Back to the chapter Its a big day at the Giudice house. Tre gets to take her ankle bracelet off. Mazel tov! I couldnt relate to these beings less if I tried.
Its time for Jacqueline and Melissas lunch. Obstruct the drama coming. They dive right into it. I entail damn. Jacqueline is like screaming in this restaurant rn.
Jacqueline: I dont got to go to you to talk to your partner. Ima go straight to the source. Ive done so much for your family!
Have you? I dont really recollect, tbh. But thats not resounding any bells. Melissas exactly kinda like what-the fuck-ever. And thats all. Seemed real abrupt if you ask me, but this ros might be getting to my head.
I can tell were going to Siggys house because theres some Jewish marry music playing after a commercial shatter and Sigs is the only non-Italian Jew on this display. Subtle, Bravo. Sigs house is immaculate. Not even a hint of leopard. Can we just movie all of the incidents here instead of the rest of these gaudy-ass rooms? Her mothers been demonstrated and start talking about their heritage and Siggys bratty children. Ugh I forgot about them. The hires intimate Jewish traditions to deliver their own families back together. Its worth a shot I suppose.
At Jacquelines, Ashlee and her boyfriend are over for dinner. They talk about living together and the convo returns to marriage and pregnancy so naturally BF looks like hes about to fucking shaft. Jacqueline attracts him aside like its an episode of The Bachelor. He wants to take Jacqueline to help him pick out an engagement resound, which is sweet. Im glad Ashlee went her shit together. It was touch and go there for a bit while. You did it!
Melissa and Joe Gorga head to Tres for dinner. Teresa says she wants an edamamelike, one singular edamame? Returns out, she intends an enema. LOL. Words are hard. Theyre there for about two fucking seconds before we start talking back the Teresa and Jacqueline argument. Goddamn, yall are some petty bitches. Move on. It wasnt even a big deal. There are much bigger things to worry about. Such as going to prison and shit.
Meanwhile, Dolores is still renovating her home. Since when did this become HGTV? Frank shows up, and I feel like D hangs out with her ex a lot more than whats ordinary. I get it. They have minors. But like, does he have a fucking dwelling? Hes literally always there. But fine. Dolores wants to knock cold a wall, which, after hours of watching this afternoon, I fully support. It certainly opens up the room. Frank tones a bitch fit for a sec because thats gonna get expensive, but then caves. That a path, D.
Siggy took her parents advice and emcees Kiddish at her house in is making an effort to constitute her kids less asshole-y. Ive got high hopes, but low-toned expectations.
Zen Tre ends shes also Dr. Tre and hosts a care conference where everyone in the fam writes down their love. This ought to be good. I cant imagine Joe is too good with texts, but I dont wanna stereotype. It backfires when Milania puts her parents on blast.
Milania : I dont like it when my dad announces me fat, specially since hes fat af too. Mom doesnt get me. She never listens to me because shes ever on her phone.
Damn. Parents of the fucking time over here. Youd conclude after being away from your girls for a year, youd wanna coldnes with them. But like, I bet you missed Twitter very, so I get it. Gia pretty much says the same shit, except “shes been” tells her mama she overreacts, to which, Teresa shockingly overreacts.
Were back at Siggys and, despite Kiddish, her girls are still little shits. Cast them down to Georgia, Sigs. An hour with my grandparents and theyll be fucking angels.
Its Milanias bday so in true Jersey fashion, they get a pink Hummer limo. They go to this residence announced iFly where gust gusts acquire you pilot or something. Idk. I dont enjoy any kind of physical pleasure besides wine tastings, so it consider this to be my worst fucking nightmare, but the girls look like theyre having fun. Teresas phone is nowhere in sight, for the record.
Jacqueline and BF travel echoing store and have a really emotional discussion. Couldnt yall have done this in the car on the way over instead of in the actual accumulate? No? Okay. We get a montage to seeing how cruel Ashlee was as a teen. Ahhh, the very best ole days.
Were back at iFly, and Milania is talking about her 11 th bday and Joe starts to rip up because he wont be there. This actually realizes me so sad. I mean, hes supposed to be in prison for like four years. Thats a long fucking time when you have young children. Damn it. Im hollering again. Is it precisely me or is this franchise way sadder than the other Housewives?
But why stop there? Makes check in on Dolores croaking puppy while were at it. Bethenny must be free to get in with the Jersey ladies so I can chuckle a little. We gotta lighten this shit up. Lastly the sadness discontinues because Sigs and Jacqueline come over to do some demo. Its probs a good way for them to get out some of that Jersey anger. D gets a entitle from Maz, whos still pissed because she is still not going to work at their piece of shit gym. I dont think she gets how positions extend, but what do I know?
Melissa and Tre are having some tea and is about to change Sigs, D, and Melissa have been scheduling a girls weekend. Fuck. Yes. Girls weekends= wine-coloured and arguings. Teresas on the fence but not really because shes contractually obliged to go to this shit so she agrees. Whats the over/ under on how many times well ensure Teresa doing downward bird-dog and other fitness shit this trip-up?
The next day, Teresa goes her book in the mail. She speaks the dedication she wrote to her daughters while lying on her leopard membranes. We get it, Tre. You love your daughters. Just not as much as your phone.
Her and Joe then start talking about the disagreement with Jacqueline again, and would you look at that? My bottle of wine-coloured is drain right as the escapade objective. Until next week
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