#enly rambles

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There’s been a lot of misconception and mislabelled images around the internet in regards to kitti’s hog-nosed bat (Craseonycteris thonglongyai, also known as the bumblebee bat; the smallest mammal in the world) and I figured I’d help educate and hopefully fix the algorithm a little by providing some actual images of them for you all to enjoy. They are just the cutest 💕

Below the break is some nerdier stuff about identification if that’s what you’re into!

This little fellow is an infant vesper bat (Vespertillionidae). Vesper bats are the most widespread family in Chiroptera and likely the ones you see outside your window every night! The sparse fur on this little fella is a pretty good indicator of a baby bat (do note, however, that Chiroptera is a very diverse order and there are quite a few exceptions to this), and pairing that with its protruding nostrils as opposed to the flat nose of a Kitti’s gives it away. Here are some more images of baby vesper bats.

Very adorable and very tiny regardless!

Kitti’s hog-nosed bat is the sole species in the family Craseonycteridae. They’re found only in southeast Asia. Because of this, they’re pretty unique bats. Their most distinctive trait is definitely their hog noses (flat with forward-facing nostrils, no leaf!), giving their heads an almost rectangular appearance. Additionally, they do not have tails; just the membrane. Lastly, unlike the majority of vesper bats, their ears are pointy! This is something harder to see in some images ‘cause bats love to wriggle and bend their ears but it’s something to consider.

Hope you found this post helpful! I absolutely love the attention this little dude gets. Many species of bats are endangered so we all appreciate the support. Stay batty /|\^. .^/|\

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So I was looking back through old iterations of the K&Z wiki and uh

This is a screenshot of him telling Kaput that they should both commit suicide via scorpion venom after graphically describing a slow and painful death at the hands of severe dehydration

#enly rambles #kaput and zösky #kaput and zosky #gotta love the wiki #it was so questionable for so long #*holding it like a baby bird with a broken wing* #you're safe now little fella

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I need to hear the fandom's thoughts on this immediately. I have a new headcanon and it's gonna take a whole lot of words but listen the meme potential is great stick with me here

Okay so there's this henchman of Bill's named Kryptos and though he has literally one line of dialogue I think about him a lot, not just cause he has superb Funny Little Guy™️ energy but for the obvious fact that he's also a weird 2D shape creature like Bill.

In the novel Flatland (which portrays what Bill says is a "pretty good idea" of what his home dimension was like), shapes are divided into different social classes based on their number of sides. Four-sided shapes such as Kryptos hold esteemed jobs, mostly doctors and lawyers.

One of the things we know for sure about Kryptos is that he is a criminal of some sort, and I was thinking about what the hell this Soos of the Nightmare Realm -ass dude had done. At first I just kinda figured that he was complacent in Bill's transdimensional arson and that was good enough, but I thought of a way fuckin funnier idea:

Kryptos was a lawyer, probably even met Bill trying to get him out of trouble in their home dimension 'cause he was idk stealing candy from babies or whatever else Bill does, and miraculously managed to waive all the charges. Bill keeps Kryptos around currently because he's constantly breaking laws (local, planet-wide, physics...) and occasionally gets arrested by the Time Police or whatever in particularly sticky situations. Kryptos is loyal as a dog and always, ALWAYS finds some kind of underhanded, not-totally-legal loophole-through-a-loophole way to mediate things.

So, in other words, HE IS BILL'S SAUL GOODMAN

#enly's ramblings #gravity falls #bill cipher #kryptos #henchmaniacs #henchmaniacs sitcom when #passing out now goodbye

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BEHOLD

THE MIRACLE OF LIFE

Look at how crazy stupid it goes for pats. Oh my god she's such a creechur. Who made this thang.

I have only known this wet-eyed beast for 12 hours but if anything happened to her I would kill everybody in this room and then myself.

#enly's ramblings #peridot #peridot game #her name is midge #i'm so sorry about the disgusting kitchen we're moving very soon and everyone's stressed out lol #don't look at it. look at her #looks like this game is fixing the problem pokego had where at some point you just kind of get everything #CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE MY FAVORITE COLORS TOO???? #my nails have been green and pink for the past month. my coat is green and pink. my blog is green and pink. #i LOVE RANDOM GENERATION CHARLIE!!!! #i once spent an entire day going through the proc. gen tag on itch.io #pretty sure one of those was a virus 'cause my poor D:/ drive got wiped lmao #but i digress #if you wanna get your own beast pls use my referral code pls :3 POY4XC4LX