dedicating this cute little monologue to all Emperor apologists
(don't get me wrong. if you knowingly embrace the partnership with the evil squid, more power to you. but people who defend Emperor are on the same level of delusion as people claiming Astarion ascending is, in fact, a good ending for him)
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i was held at gunpoint while drawing this, someone forced me to draw belos in a specific restaurant waiter uniform
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Don't you lift him, let him drown alive
(The good Lord speaks like a rolling thunder)
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sometimes i think of doing terrible things
i know i shouldn't think it
but i do anyway
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@lasombr4 replied to your post “dedicating this cute little monologue to all...”:
ppl who claim he's only a monster if you make him one are unhinged. you're not a good person if you don't mind control ppl as long as they're nice to you what the fuckk
as a friend pointed out in a conversation: "you made him evil by not being nice to him" is the same kind of thinking as "well, he wouldn't have beaten you if you had dinner on the table when he got home"
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Been thinking about the homoerotic potential of Xianle Quartet again and I think I’ve figured out the best/funniest way for the post canon dynamic to play out: Xie Lian gets his offical harem.
And no I don’t mean Xie Lian just gets to hold hands with everyone. I think Hua Cheng who wants Gege to be happy and give him everything he wants but also genuinely believes he’s better than Feng Xin and Mu Qing starts acting like the Wife and Feng Xin and Mu Qing are Xie Lians concubines.
I think it would start with Hua Cheng giving them strictly solicited times to be with Xie Lian and then later when Xie Lian admits he feels something more about the two of them he would get real into it.
He makes it extremely clear he’s the first and most important wife in this game and they play by his rules. They deal with his times and get to see him give Xie Lian really extravagant gifts to wear when he spend time with them as well as giving him lots of love bites not to mention lots of little digs and because Fengqing are Fengqing they instantly match the energy.
The Harem games begin.
There’s so much side comments and subterfuge and of course fights to see who is the favourite while also convinced that it won’t be them because they start to notice all the beautiful things about their competitors in a really homoerotic way.
They would all start to act nice with each other when they are with of Xie Lian because they notice that he likes that and they have points to win. So there are lots of group spars and meals with a general play nice vibe to them. Until they reluctantly start to like playing nice but are also be thinking fuck these guys. These two guys are the worst people in the world.
Then of course Xie Lian goes away for a few days on a mission and they all lose it . They will literally have no one to perform for and yet they are all still being so petty and in each others business, then each others faces, and then suddenly they are all in each others bed.
Xie Lian naturally comes back to this and is delighted by this development.
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Dapper brothers✨✨
I cant even tell you what this is lol
had an idea that needed to get out of brain so here we are.
unshaded version under cut
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