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Au where Fit is a Radio Host but in the town of Night Vale

Fit is the radio for the desert community of Nightvale.  A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while they all pretend to sleep.

He loves his town.  All of his friends live there- and of course his baby boy Ramon.  But recently a group of scientists moved to their small town.

New comers were rare and were never trusted straight away.  Especially so called ‘scientists’.  Fit had seen many who claim to come to visit their small town for ‘research’ but end up being led away by the sheriff’s secret police never to be seen again.  Hell, he had been one of the residences who helped with the battles against the interlopers- he knew the dangers they brought.

But then Roier got married to one of them.  It was fine- really- Cellbit seemed to be nice enough.  He was able to report the ceremony, the sacrifice, the reception, then followed by the toast.  Really- the duo out did themselves!  Sure, some of the scientists didn’t understand the customs of Night Vale but they happily went along when instructed on what to do.

During the toast Fit had been sat next to one of the scientists- Pac he believes.  He had laughed at the horrified face the newcomer pulled when he saw the little ‘party trick’ Quackity did.

And he kept laughing- it seemed that every joke Pac made, Fit was laughing so hard it almost brought him to tears.  He could tell it was only him who thought it was funny because Tubbo would give him /A Look/ after each laughing fit.

He was a little embarrassed- he was a grown man acting as if he was a child (he’s thankful that he was only acting like a child- he’d hate to have to break into the Registry of Middle School Crushes…again….(he blamed Tubbo for what happened /last/ time)).

But if he went to bed that night thinking of the new scientist with the most infectious laugh- that’s between him and the government agent monitoring his thoughts.

#ej_rambling #qsmp #fitmc #fitpac #hideduo #welcome to night vale au #radiohost!fit #The idea of the Brazilians seeing every one else as a scientific anomaly is just so funny to me #Dw- they join in too they just have to learn

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He's the Earth and Heaven to You by EJ_Rambles

Oneshot | G | 2,990

Purgatory 2 | Reunions | Pre-Relationship

Sometimes in the wasteland you would find couples.

They were rare- it was even rarer that they would survive to their first anniversary. But some people were too soft for this life and needed someone to share the pain with.

Fit watched from a distance as time and time again young duos would lead each other into danger, staring at each other with a look that Fit couldn’t decipher.

~~~~~~~~ Fit isn't dealing with Pac and Tubbo being in Purgatory 2 very well :( but its ok because they'll reunite properly in this fic.

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MORE COPIUM FOR 12/30/23 CAN I HAVE SOME FREAKY HOMOSEXUALS WITHOUT THE SIDE OF DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE PLEASE

very fit centric <3 he shows how he cares in his own special ways

#fitpac #hideduo #qsmp fitmc #qsmp pactw #qsmp #qsmp fanfiction #fan fiction recommendations #ao3 link #G rating #qsmp purgatory #author: EJ_Rambles

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Two Hearts Beating

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/Agn85fY by EJ_Rambles It’s not a surprise that they would have been shocked meeting Damian’s…friend. Especially since it’s in the middle of a battle. ------- Or; Batfam meets Flatline- Damian's..."Friend"! (Temporary character death but it gets fixed quickly!) Words: 2029, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Damian Wayne, Flatline (DCU), Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Batfamily Members (DCU), Dick Grayson, Tim Drake Relationships: Flatline/Damian Wayne, Flatline & Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson & Damian Wayne, Jason Todd & Damian Wayne, Batfamily Members & Damian Wayne Additional Tags: Temporary Character Death, Relationship Reveal, Damian Wayne Has a Heart, Flustered Damian Wayne, kinda soulmates?, Batfam meet Nika, Meet the Family, Tim Drake Being a Little Shit, Damian Wayne-centric, Flatline-centric, Damian and Nika are cute, Goth Nika read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/Agn85fY

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the caped crusader #the dark knight #dcu #ao3 #ao3feed

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Hybrid Histories

by EJ_Rambles

This was bullshit. Wilbur had joined the Hybrid History course thinking that the teacher would be relatable and useful in the topic. But no. It’s some pink haired prick who isn’t even a hybrid. He probably thought that hybrid struggles were just interesting to learn about and that he was definitely the best option to teach the class.

Or; Wilbur's new teacher and him have more in common than he first thought

Words: 1260, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson | Philza

Additional Tags: Wilbur Soot-centric, Piglin Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Piglin Hybrid Wilbur Soot, Avian TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Winged Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Teacher Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Animal Instincts, Hurt/Comfort, Hybrids, Teacher Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Parental Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Older Sibling Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)

#ao3feed #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #crimeboys #crime boys #crimebois #crime bois #mcyt #This is an automated process #If you see any fic that breaks boundaries #or the fic is yours and you don't want it shared send an ask #it will be looked at and removed if need be

[ej-rambles]

Theres something about tearing down and burning your dead ex-husbands house while dressed as your totally-platonic-roommate that is so funny to me-

#ej_rambling #AND THEN PAC RAIDS HIM- #fitmc #fitpac #qsmp fitmc #qsmp pac

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Do you think for a slit second that in Bagi's rage Pac saw Cell?

He saw the same energy before. But this time- instead of the air turning cold making his hair stand on end- it turned warm. Uncomfortably warm- boiling. He heard Bagi's screaming and felt everything slow. All of the workers- both the eyes and the feds- even Fit didn't move. Bagi's scream had turned them all to stone. It wasn't until Bagi charged that he could feel his heart again. He tried to help Bagi when he could but she didn't need it. Her anger had a target- and it wasn't him. Instead of feeling at risk- he felt safe. He knew that he wasn't the cause of this rage. He knew that Bagi would do anything to protect her family.

#ej_rambling #qsmp #qsmp bagi #qsmp pac

[ej-rambles]

Thinking about WD026 and WD045

Like y'all- Imagine: you work for this weird ass government /thing/. It's pretty ok- you make enough to get by. Sure your boss is horrible and its kinda dangerous, and theres a high possibility of death- but its ok because theres this really cute person you work with.

You have the same rank so sometimes when you see they're on break you go and take your break too- pure coincidence that you two got along so well. And if you take the assignments that let you work close to them its your business. And after the disappearance of some of your coworkers you decide fuck it and ask them out- and they say yes!!

(You know that its unlikely that either of you will survive much longer- things have been getting worse for workers, disappearances and murders and kidnappings becoming common place. But you can only hope that you can get that date soon.)

#ej_rambling #qsmp WD026 #qsmp WD045 #qsmp #qsmp federation #Dude- i love them so much #Just imagine- my brain is so Full #What if one of them is like a guard for the other like how there were guards for the works who were removing the lava cast?? #Like 045 is a pining bodyguard who is silently falling for the person who they're /supposed/ to be protecting #(They're destined to fail. They can't protect 026 forever- not from /him/)

[ej-rambles]

PLEASE- Max's "my BABY :D!!!", Bad leading the parents to the dead children (doing the reverse of his job as a grim reaper), Max having a breakdown wanting to stay with his baby-

LMAO- and Max catching Bad and Bagi spying

#Ej_Rambling #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp trump #qsmp maximus

[ej-rambles]

Headcannons for my Q!BBH!

First things first: His psychical form: 

He has a defined form but it also smokes so it changes from an outside persepective (he has a little bit of control over this but not all the time), its mostly comes from his robes Morticia Addams vibes.  

His face is a little bit of a mess- he’s a demon.  A fallen angel demon to be specific (Since there are natural demons who were born demon (Like Mouse and Tina)) so he’s seen as ‘cursed’.  This curse manifests through his appearance and his like ‘fate’.  His horns start on his forehead, curving backwards and /through/ his head.  They come out where his eyes would have been and go up from there.  Under his eyes is some kind of blood/tears that are permanently on his face (Except for when someone tries to touch it- more on that later).  Due to his lack of eyes he has disembodied eyes that follow him around so he can see- Normally only two are visible and you can only really see them out the corner of your eye.  When Bad is SUPER angry or fighting all eyes open forming a halo around his head.  He also has a long tail with a spade shape end- I can’t decide if he has wings, most of the time I don’t imagine him with them but if I do they’re not in good shape.  They would be more like bat wings- he never had bird/angel wings.  Once he fell they charred and ripped, looking more like shredded ribbon on sticks growing out his back.

Clothing/accessories:

He wears a long grim reaper cloak.  The cloak overs where he eyes would be and he wears another fabric to hid his mouth and make sure that his face is covered.  He wears neatherite jewellery on his horns and chains that connect to his earrings.  He also wears some other jewellery around his horns that signify to other demons that he is cursed.  He is allowed to take off the hood and mask but chooses not to because it frightens people- very few people have seen his face (Dapper, Pomme, and Skeppy- Foolish has come close.)

As for other things that he carries around with him; he always has his scythe on him, as well as a bell, death totems, and a lantern.  The scythe (Sunshine Protector) for protection and a reminder of his children.  The bell is to summon spirits into the real world- he can always see them and interact with them but if he needs them to have physical form or be seen by others he can ring the bell.  The totems are obvious, although he’s immortal the time it takes to regenerate his physical form is too long especially when he’s protecting the eggs.  The lantern is never apart from him.  It is fully reinforced, about the size of someones forearm.  The iron creates small grated gaps in the top to allow airflow.  It’s a beautiful work of art but is easily outshined by the blue flame in the centre.  The flame never goes out it has a very faint glow- not working like a normal candle and different from regular soul fire…although not too different.

Skeppy

Bad and Skeppy had known each other for forever.  Skeppy had been the first one to see Bad’s true face and Bad with Skeppy.  The first time that Bad unmasked Skeppy /Froze/.  Bad knew that would happen.  He was monstrous- it was designed that way for his punishment.  It was a warning to others to not fall as he did.  He turned away first- about to get up and leave.  Skippy grabbed his hand before he could even turn.  He put one hand on Bad’s face eyes searching for /something/.  He puts his hand under where his eyes once were, trying to wipe the tears and blood that stained his face.  Bad jerked back- not having experienced that kind of softness…ever.  He grabbed Skeppy’s hands, all eyes wide open staring at his…friend.  Holding their hands between them Bad lifted the stained hand closer to his face.  He tried to wipe the drying liquid from the other’s hand but it did nothing more than spread the mark, which quickly dried leaving a stain on the Diamond Hybrid’s thumb- one that matched the clear patch on Bad’s face.

Unknowingly Skeppy had formed a soul bond with the cursed demon.

(For diamond golems: they can chose how diamond form on their skin most of the time.  They can chose to have a full diamond second skin armour thing.  Most chose to be fully protected and have additional protection around their head- like Skeppy’s block head)

Face reveal

Like I said only 3 people had seen Bad’s face.  

Skeppy had seen his face, and he was more worried than scared.  Buffering for a moment before reaching out to try and brush away the blood and tear mixture that was permanently on his face.  It was how they ended up soul bonded.  Neither minded.  Nothing changed anyway- it was now just confirmed by the universe.

Dapper had seen his face after a long sleepless night, needing a friendly face to look at.  He wasn’t sure if it could be his but his baby had just reached up and buried their face into the demon’s their dad’s neck.

A similar thing happened to Pomme.  It was just after Bad had adopted- he was doubting how he could possibly take care of two precious babies.  What if he messed up- what if they died- what if- Pomme had found him like that.  Spaced out looking at nothing in particular.  After a small talk, he came clean to her.  He told her his story- not all of it of course- but enough that she understood.  He took off his mask then.  She patted his cheeks, avoiding his tears, before burying herself into his arms.  They stayed like that until Dapper found then and if they all fell asleep together on the ground…that was no one’s business

#ej_rambling #qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp bbh #qsmp skeppy #qsmp dapper #qsmp pomme #FallenAngel!Bad

[ej-rambles]

Au where instead of getting sent back to the island, the islanders have to 'collect' each missing member from a different island

For example, the people who made it onto the boat get sent to different places and have to get everyone back. Each person is in a 'themed' island based on their lore

In this world Bad is the last one to be found (because I like writing his character AND he claims to be on the boat but we didn't like see that- plus Dapper was the only egg running with them so-)

Bad's island is a 9 floor dungeon representing the 9 circles of Hell (this is following my Fallen Angel Bad au)

When they get to the last floor, it's freezing. Keeping balance on the ice and prying open the frozen doors is the main challenge of this floor.

When they finally do open the last door- they hardly recognise Bad- he's curled up back facing them. He has no hood on- the remains of his cloak torn up and he isn't moving.

Cellbit spots 2 more figures in the room- neither living. One of them is the...remains of what /used/ to be some kind of employee. 'Old habits die hard' Cellbit thought as he stared at the pile of bones and shredded cloth.

The other is standing. It's a statue carved to represent a human. He stepped closer to inspect it.

He could see that the statue was about an inch or two shorter than him, and from this distance he could see that he was made out of stone but there was dried blue liquid on it that made the blocks look colored.

He could also see the scratch marks from this close. Bad must have hand carved this with his claws, painstakingly from the amount of detail on the figure.

Cellbit only knew of one person who Bad made statues of-

His thoughts were cut off by a groan from the demon and the fabric he was holding shifting.

Tina taking a step closer to Bad and as she did Dapper managed to break free and gasped as he saw the group.

#ej_rambling #qsmp badboyhalo #fallenangel!bad #qsmp bbh #gossipduo #hgduo #I'm currently writting a fic based on this idea #I'm so excited that I had to tease it #qsmp skeppy #Tina and Bad are so siblings coded and Cellbits just confused in this basically

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What if there were different species of demon/angels for QSMP?

I'm thinking specifically for Bad, I like to think that he's more 'demonic' (for lack of a better word lmao) than Mouse and Tina who look a bit more human. Bad cloaks himself to hide his demon form.

Bad is a type of demon which is similar to a 'fallen angel'. He was born human, but was granted angel-hood by his patron (something very rare- only happening a handful of times). From there, he spent centuries living out his life until one day, his patron grew bored. Bad doesn't know why he fell- not truly, but because of the years he spent as an angel he still holds some of the habits of one (such as not cursing). Because of his fall he has a more gore-y look than the other demons and he is seen as 'cursed' which tends to make other demons stay clear of him (Mouse and Tina being some the only ones who have ever stayed long enough to talk to him). Eventually he gains the morals of a demon (like we saw in Purgatory) but theres a few things that he can never shake.

Phil on the other hand is a 'risen demon'. He started his life as a demon with feathered wings. He spent more time in the Vverworld than the nether, gaining friends and family while adventuring. One day he gained the attention of a goddess- Kristin- who eventually would give him the title of 'The Angel of Death' to allow him to stay with her in her dimension. That why he may appear to act more 'devilish' (cursing, killing, 'adopting' children)-he knows he can get away with it because he's married to the Goddess of Death.

#ej_rambling #qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp philza #I have so many thoughts on this lmao #I also have a pretty detailed idea of what I hc Bad to look like #So I'm going to post that soon #FallenAngel!Bad #RisenDemon!Phil

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I love making all of my fav characters slightly off putting

For Bad I like making him a strange little guy- like he doesn't know how weird he is to everyone else.

He slinks around moving as if he's floating yet still unbalanced in a way that is /almost/ graceful.

You can hear barks coming from him sometimes- sometimes whispers that aren't his voice are also heard.

Sometimes his cloak will move as if his bones are trying to escape.

His bones are inverted- instead of folding like a "human's" (or the closest this island had to one) legs they went the opposite way- almost like a bird.

That's actually a pretty accurate description. While Phil was like a crow, Bad was like an owl. A weird ass owl.

Only active at night, neck and body moving in strange ways, his care of the island's children, the way that his cloak would puff out slightly when mad.

But he wasn't a bird. Not like Phil, or Jaden, or Quackity, or-

No. He was a horrible amalgamation of many things, of thousands of years and a million curses.

#ej_rambling #qsmp badboyhalo #fallenangel!bad #qsmp bbh

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Dia de Los Muertos on the QSMP is gonna make me cry

Don’t imagine how tiny Trump, JuanaFlippa, and Tilin are- Bobby too.  Don’t imagine how even though they were saved from the horrors of the living they are still cracked when their spirits appear.  Don’t imagine the pain Bad must have gone through seeing the faces of the little /children/ who he failed.  Don’t imagine how little Trump’s hand can only hold Bad’s fingers as the demon lead him to take a picture with the group (DONT think about how it would remind Bad of when he had to lead these children to the other side- Don’t think about how Bad hates his job sometimes).  Don’t think about how Bad knows the signs Trump left can’t be fulfilled because the child’s fathers /aren’t there/.  Don’t think about how Bad was desperately searching his memory and asking his ghosts for the songs that Max sang to his son (if he even did…)

#Ej_Rambling #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp trump #qsmp #Yet another reason why the qsmp is making me emotional #I love this event #BOBBY IS 6 INCHES TALL??? IMAGINE HOW TINY THE OTHERS ARE

[ej-rambles]

Adding Angst in one small part of Purgatory final where there wasn’t already:

(Or- at least not as much as there could have been)

When Phil and Tubbo were talking before the fight, Tubbo said that he was fighting for the same two eggs as Phil (Chayanne and Tallulah). Phil actually thought that Tubbo would save Ramon, but Tubbo was adamant about saving his /godchildren/.

Fit was watching them.  He was reading their speech bubbles.  Imagine how qFit would have felt- this guy who he adopted into the morning crew not only killed him but wouldn’t think twice about not saving his /son/. 

He gets it- really he does- but he thought that he could trust Tubbo, and maybe one day Tubbo could trust him.  Fit’s trust had wavered when Tubbo killed him, he was still a little mad at him, Bad, and Pac, but this just showed that he couldn’t trust /anyone/ with his baby boy.

#ej_rambling #fitmc #qsmp fitmc #qsmp tubbo #qsmp ramon

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Hear me out: Moth Hybrid Fit and Angler Fish Hybrid Pac

2b is a waste land- fog and smoke so thick that you can’t tell when it’s day or night, the only light is the lava (even the moon has abandoned them)

Because of the lack of light and the danger Fit is constantly faced with, he has learned to push off sleep- only going into a hibernation like state when he NEEDS to.  (And when he needs to he goes into his safe room- a dark room with silk sheets where he can hopefully relax)

Lighting up the island with torches /was/ a task from the Federation but it also soothed a small part of Fit’s brain, just knowing that there is Light calms something in him

When Pac tinkers his little light turns on

(Fit loves hanging out with the duo when they're working- it's his business that Pac holds most of his attention (He'll just blame the light if asked))

Pac also has some glowing markings on his skin that glow a blue in the right light (Or, as Fit discovers, when he’s flustered)

Pac’s leg also lights up- but more like one of those bubble aquarium things- random bubbles appear in a blue light

Fit’s arm needs updating one day and he decides to ask Tazercraft to just do some basic updates (He would be able to do it himself but…he’s not the best at it (totally not because he wanted an excuse to talk to Pac))- after noticing Fit’s fascination with light Pac and Mike decide to add another feature to the arm- it can now emit a soft glow

When they first met Fit had to do a double take because he thought that the Pacman on Pac's hoodie was the moon

(For a Totally-Not-Date Pac takes Fit to one of those floating lantern festivals)

#Ej_Rambling #qsmp #fitmc #qsmp pac #pactw #hideduo #Moth!Fit #Anglerfish!Pac #qsmp fitmc

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Finally watched yesterday’s QSMP final and!!!! MOTH FIT IS REAL AND TRUE-

Hear me out: instead of an elytra, Fit got a contraption that smooths out his wings and put fabric on the rips- that also why he uses fireworks, just because its been so long since he could fly and he needs the extra help

(I also want to point out how his elytra wings are green and he was on the green team- like I know its because of the cape but I just think its such a cool image of him representing his old team with the fabric repairing his ripped wings- the family he found is healing his old wounds while also wearing his blue accessories from his new team over his new wounds)

#ej_rambling #qsmp #moth!fit #fitmc #qsmp fitmc