#ehuehuehuehue

[spannardnation]

*they dont know meme voice* they dont know im concocting Situations to put these men into

#everybody already knows #its all i do #yous are SO AWARE of my antics as it is #the situations #the HIJINX #the scenarios #ehuehuehuehue

[graunblida]

late to the game with my girl's tree

#iii. brb. ascending » ooc. #this is such a cute idea i don't know how it could possibly go wrong lmao #i'm gonna spam all of y'all's i hope you do the same ehuehuehuehu #give her nice yuletide vibes #pls and thanc

[yoiku]

Ah yes, the itty bitty, half of a post card sized sketch and the beginning of the actual pic on an A3 sized paper.

#Will continue this next week since I want to do it at workshop instead of home #But birb good #This will be a yellow-gray-black toned picture pretty much #Cant wait to ruin it with watercolours ehuehuehuehue

[komorinokuu]

incense? (for the ask game)

also meoww

original

incense (three favorite scents): ummmm umm um umm hm,,,, i don't think abt scents that often so this one is actually kinda hard and i can't list them in order but here goes. obviously my favorite scent is [redacted]. don't worry about it :) true zapie fans will understand and im not allowed to specify on this particular blog... otherwise i really like the smell of hot appie cider meowwww and for a more unconventional one the sort of ashy burnt smell that comes from heating vents

also meowwwwwwwwwws back at you

#ask game :) #ty for the ask krillie <3 #if neeeeded i can specify [redacted] in dms ehuehuehuehue

[a2zillustration]

Hey! I just read all of your tav comics while on my lunch break and I wanted to tell you that they’re fucking delightful! I may have to challenge myself to do something similar at some point- not only is it such a cool way to interact with a piece of media, but as expression practice goes, it’s so stellar

Rubbing my little goblin hands together as I've once again convinced someone to make BG3 comics ehuehuehuehue

Thank you so much! And I agree wholeheartedly (no bias, none at all) about using comics like this! I was always going to enjoy BG3, but making these comics has really solidified it in my mind as one of the most significant games I've ever played. Plus, making comics is a great way to practice any number of things; I started this project with the intent to work on expressions, but along the way I've used it to help me with paneling, writing, and keeping a schedule. As it turns out, doing something a hundred times will generally help you improve, haha.

#I'm a big Comics Guy™ now #Everyone should make a comic just do it #Thank you for sending this!! And good luck with your comics if you do pursue that project! #asks

[that-cool-guy]

HAHAHAH ITS ALL GOOD BRO I don't mind spam (in reason of course EHHA) Im glad you like my page ehuehuehuehu >:3c

#not sure how to tag this #but yk we chillin

[not-poignant]

Linger

Ehuehuehuehue:

He expected... he expected a kind of seductive violence, but instead Augus' lips brushed against his once, then twice, lingering there, the contact stretching through Gwyn's nerve endings until he felt like he had to move his mouth. Instead of pressing his lips together, his lips parted and then he thought Augus might somehow be violent, but Augus only opened his mouth slightly too and kept up the contact. Gwyn wanted to say his name and he wanted to push away, and he wanted more, and Augus somehow held him in that moment, their mouths open, their lips together, nothing else happening. 

#asks and answers #the nascent diplomat #augus each uisge #gwyn ap nudd #the slow burn is burning a bit more in this chapter fdslakjfdsa #administrator Gwyn wants this in the queue

[hiccanna-tidbits]

When the assistant manager at the new corner Italian trattoria cafe discovers that both of the new summer hires are high-energy, loud, fiery, opinionated gingers with personalities strong enough to knock a pizza clean out of the oven, he groans and braces himself for the World’s Most Intense Rivalry. He’s thrown for a loop when the girls become completely inseparable...and the bane of his existence in an entirely different way than he was expecting.

A gift for @ohlooksheswriting! Basically this was a wacky idea that stemmed entirely from Celyn’s autocorrect changing Merida and Anna’s ship name to “Marinara”...and then it somehow led to us making a half-ironic “Merida and Anna both work at a cute Italian cafe and fall in love” AU XD And I simply couldn’t resist making a moodboard (and making myself very hungry for Italian in the process D:).

Some headcanons, just because I can:

They’re both 17ish in this AU

Anna’s favorite gelato flavors are the super-rich and super-extra chocolate-based ones--she especially likes tiramisu, zuppa inglese, stracciatella, and chocolate chip cookie!

She also likes combining chocolate gelato with nut-based flavors, and intends to go through every last chocolate-and-nut combination before the summer’s over

So far she’s done chocolate-and-hazelnut, chocolate-and-pistachio, chocolate-and-walnut, chocolate-and-almond, and chocolate-and-chestnut!

Merida prefers the more sorbet-like “fruity” flavors to go with her personality ehuehuehuehue. She particularly likes lemon, amarena cherry, raspberry, apricot, and frutti di bosco!

She’s also a very big fan of autumn-esque apple-based flavors like apple pie and caramel apple, and is generally bummed that they aren’t circulated through the cafe very often during the summer months

The cafe carries a couple of those weird chocolate-with-hot-peppers-mixed-in flavors, but barely anyone ever orders them. Anna once attempts to eat an entire bowlful with the sole intent of impressing Merida.

It...does not go well. Anna’s mouth is forever scarred, and the variety of pained faces she made while downing the appalling dairy dessert were the absolute height of indignity.

Although Merida ends up being more amused than impressed, she’s genuinely touched that Anna put in such an effort to try and show off to her!

One time a customer tried to be rude to Anna in the gelato line. Merida promptly took the plastic sample spoon she’d been about to give him, bent it back, and flicked him with a face full of run raisin gelato.

Merida nearly got fired for it, but all the other employees (Anna included) threatened to go on strike if she did, because...all things considered, Merida’s probably the most entertaining part of their shifts

Especially for Anna but she’s not ready to have that conversation yet

Speaking of free entertainment, Anna and Merida fully believe that since they work at an Italian cafe, they should develop Italian accents

They both watch a shitton of YouTube video tutorials and Italian TV and develop the most obnoxious and annoyingly stereotypical accents possible

They’re also both LOUD

Oh GOD are they loud

So if you walk into the cafe and hear someone shout “THAT’S A SPICY MEATABALLA!” in the most irritating way possible

Chances are either Anna or Mer are in that day

They truly are the bane of their managers’ existence

Anna WILL make the absolute most of her free and discount lunch vouchers and she WILL try every panini and sandwich the place has to offer if it’s the last thing she ever does

When she and Merida have overlapping lunch breaks, they sometimes will share an extra-long marinara (heh. heh heh heh. heh heh heh heh.) meatball sub

This tradition began because they wanted to share something (tooootally not gay at all) and they were like “well shit, we gotta get the sauce that goes with our hair!”

They also both get very fond associations with marinara sauce because it reminds them of each other’s hair aksajdhpwbfg

But Merida especially will never ever ever admit that because that is SO corny

Appropriately and perhaps unsurprisingly, Anna looooves snacking on fried mozzarella sticks...with marinara sauce

Those bitches are 1000% NOT on the menu (you think that shit is Authentic Italian Cuisine^TM??? I’m betting it came from like...a diner in the American midwest or smth) but they’re pretty easy to make because you essentially just deep fry a cheese stick real quick

Anna takes to making batches during her shifts’ downtime, and of course she shares with Mer

In short they are both Lost In The Sauce

The Sauce, of course, being a metaphor for gay love

Anna is also on a mission to eat as many Fancy Little Personalized Pizzas as she possibly can

She actually prefers a classic cheese pizza (maybe pepperoni if she’s feeling especially zesty) over pizzas with a shitton of toppings BUT

You dun best believe that those cheese pizzas are the most Extra cheese pizzas you have ever seen in your entire life

Like she gets every cheese known to man on them and then some new, undiscovered cheeses not yet known to man

“Anna where did you get that cheese have you been poking around in the Forbidden Cheese Cabinet again”

Then she joyously sprinkles on basil leaves and sage and oregano and any other herb she can get her hands on with the same zest as that one guy from the salting meat meme

Merida makes fun of her for being a pizza snob and Anna always replies with “why I ought to give you a pizza my mind”

Merida ALWAYS hopes Anna will cease usage of this horrible pun

And she’s always wrong

The cafe has a couple balconies on the upper level with some flowerpots, but they’re mostly just decorative. You can’t like. Get a table up there or anything

Doesn’t stop Anna from going up there on her breaks and just hanging out with the potted plants. As one does.

Probably one of the managers is technically in charge of watering/fertilizing the flowers, but the managers have enough on their plates already (no pun intended) and aren’t very good about potted plant upkeep

So naturally Anna takes it upon herself to learn how to care for the flowers and vines and such growing on the balcony, and brings up little cups of water to pour on them XD

She looooves going up to the balconies on her breaks to relax, and she probably has full conversations with the potted plants

I’m betting she gives them all names too

Merida, meanwhile, uses her breaks to come up with hare-brained schemes to steal alcohol because by god she is not about to be kept out of the Italian wine cellar for something as unbelievably stupid as this “being under legal drinking age” nonsense

She also feels she should get started on her calling as a Wine Aunt, and what better place to begin than where they’ve got The Good Shit???

Catch her doing stealth missions into the wine cellar and creeping out with bottles hidden under her flannels

Anna meanwhile can’t stand wine on its own and is much more of a sangria and cocktail kinda gal

(She’s probably tried some at family functions)

When Merida catches wind of this, she starts sneaking ingredients from the cafe’s mini-bar and making Anna little mixed drinks when no one’s looking and bringing them to Anna on her break

She tries to make her a wide variety, too--sangrias, bellinis, palomas, negronis, spritzes, limoncellos, rossinis, proseccos, milano-torinos, puccinis, basically anything she can get away with!

When their breaks overlap, they love to get (a little) drunk together and just gossip about anything and everything

And also show each other funny animal videos, the best on the internet in fact

Both of them, but especially Merida, are usually doing their job at least a little buzzed

On both their last days of work, they start squirting each other with those little sauce squeeze bottles because fuck it, they have nothing left to lose, but THEN

The rest of their coworkers join in and suddenly there’s a huge sauce fight

It probably takes weeks to get all the marinara out of their hair (and oh, the irony of it) but it’s totally worth it

Even after they stop working at the cafe, they make an effort to go out for pizza every Friday at an Italian cafe they have not yet been banned at

Because they were definitely banned at the cafe they worked at

And are on their way to getting banned in every Italian cafe in town with their antics

They make it a personal challenge to get banned at every Italian cafe in town in fact

However one of the absolute dingiest in the farthest and most sketchy part of town absolutely refuses to ban them

Because the staff there have Seen It All customer-wise and simply refuse to let a pair of loud ginger lesbians get the better of them

It’s probably a waitress at this place who makes Mer and Anna finally realize they’re into each other

She’s like “how long have you two been dating?” and they’re like “WE’RE NOT DATING AKDJAVWFOUY” and she’s like “...yeah right”

Every time they come in the same waitress is like “hey are you dating yet” and they pretend to be annoyed but like

If they actually were annoyed they could always stop eating there

But they don’t

And then one day the waitress asks if they’re dating yet

AND THEY SAY YES <3 <3 <3

Pic credits available upon request! I hope you like it Celyn <3

#marinara #merianna #meranna #merida x anna #anna x merida #disney femslash #merida #anna #merida dunbroch #princess anna #rotbtd #rotbtfd #frozen #brave #crossover

[updates-from-po-town]

A large create of R.I.S.E merch arrives at po town. Some of the products are "Cetitan" Glacier Cold Brew Lubricant "Stunk-Off" Probiotic Infused Deodorant "Nutty nuts" Grass Fed Pistachio Body Wash There's also quite a bit of snacks and the like

Everything smells vaguely of fish @riseteam

ooc: feel free to have some fun with this. I think a big box of crappy product + a bunch of grunts would be interesting.

((OOC:

Ehuehuehuehue oh I’m definitely cooking something up for this))

#ooc #behind the curtain #riseteam #answered asks

[illbesp0ke]

Day 5 (was late for this one too, which is why I'm spamming posts today)

I feel like my bone frame was made for skinni, I look like a shitty potato when I put on weight. I'm not like those people who can pull it off. I feel better when thin, and I prefer the aesthetic too. I'm all about them angles and edges and sharpness anyway.

Am I doing it for me? I think so. I'd like to think so? But I'm pretty sure I am. Sure, the perks of being considered 'hot' aren't something that escape me, but I think the level of skinniness I'm going for is a bit more than what most people consider 'hot' (especially for guys). And given how I've gotten more compliments when I was a bit fatter than I prefer and it did nothing for me (which reminds me, I have to rant), I'm pretty sure I'm doing it for myself (not like I have a detailed image of what I wanna look like, and it happens to be 7 inches taller than me and properly lanky or anything ehuehuehuehue I fucking hate my bones).

Anyway, yeah, rant. About that one time when I was in my last year of high school, and I'd started putting on weight, and the school 'bouncer' was like 'that's more like it, you're starting to look like a woman' and it was one of the most disgusting things I'd ever heard (he didn't say it in a creepy way or anything, and it was meant to be a compliment, but the idea of looking like a woman was just...*shudder*) and oh lordy it stuck with me ever since.

Or when people decided to go '*drool* thicc thighs, nice!' by fuck it took all I had to not be literally physically violent. My fingers are still doing that 'strangle ' motion when I remember.

#ana male #anaboy #i want to be a skeleton #ed boy #i will be thin #tw ana thoughts #th1gh gap #ed relapse #an0rexic #ed vent #ed ftm #not that unhinged today either #I disappoint myself too #but I'll make up for it I promise

[ihearasong]

ehuehuehuehue~

sneepybun → transbakuras

[3nergy-spirit]

lol

requests still open babes.

i just finished my two requests i need more ;-;

ehuehuehuehue im dying GOD LEMME BREATHE-

#undertale x reader #PLEASE IM A STAR #AUAUAGGAAH #3nergy-spirit

[melodicbreeze]

when you and @flowers-for-fischl​ are planning some fucked up shit-

#ooc #ehuehuehuehue

[silverskye13]

👀👀 does Wels and/or Hels get nightmares?? What would've they be about, how do they wake up/recover from one?

Of course Wels has nightmares. Everyone does! It's a lot of quantifiable mundane, you know? Kind of comfortable. He looks forward to having them sometimes. It's a good reminder he's human, and doing human things like being scared and insecure. It's comfortable, and as long as they're not too disturbing, sometimes it's fun to pick them apart and see what's bothering him 

He's had the whole racket of them, really. Teeth falling out, forgetting to study for a test, suddenly realizing you showed up to a Hermits Helping Hermits in your underwear… that sort of thing. He's had the deeper ones too. The first time he fought a wither, those grinning faces showed up in a number of monster-chase dreams. He's had nightmares about getting stabbed, getting left behind, the apocalypse, an elytra breaking mid-flight… the list goes on. Nightmares are easy though. You wake up, you shake them off, you swap stories about them with your friends, and if they happen two nights in a row you try to figure them out.

Huh? Oh yeah, this is a bit of a ramble. Sorry about that. Yeah he's a bit tired. That's not a nightmare thing though. He's, uh, well there's a word missing here. Not flattered… oh, grateful. He's grateful for the concern. No it's just, well he's started developing sleep paralysis. And like, that's not a big deal. It's just… new. And every time he thinks he's figured it out it changes. So, you know, it's a little more unsettling. 

Well it started a couple years ago, and it was just the paralysis bit. He'd just wake up unable to move. And yeah it freaked him out, but he talked to Zedaph about it, looking for advice, and Impulse happened to be passing by and told him it sounded like sleep paralysis and then it was old news. Having an explanation, well, it doesn't fix your problems, but it does help sometimes. And that was it for awhile. 

Then it progressed. He was paralysed… and something was standing in his room. Watching him. Like, really watching him. He couldn't see it's eyes or anything but… he could just tell. And then that happened for a few nights - not in a row, just a couple times a month. Then the figure started getting closer. It moved from his doorway to the room, to the foot of his bed, to the side of his bed. It was, well, creepy. He'd get used to it enough to figure out where to look, you know. What to expect. And then it'd change. Spiting him. Like his mind was bound and determined to make him scared. No matter the logic he brought to the table. And when he got used to it standing right beside his bed, hands hovering an inch above his arm, then he started hearing things. Distant foggy voices down the hall, audible static really. That turned into nonsense screams. And then cries for help. And then voices he recognized. And that's where it started getting maddening, you know. Because the first few times it happened, he didn't know you know? That that was possible? So he was just locked in his bed, begging himself to move, to help. To do. Anything. Just. Blink. Just. A finger. A toe. You're awake. You're awake. Just move! Just-! Someone you know is getting ripped apart it sounds like. Like that is screaming going on. Terror screams. Its- like there's screaming and then there's whatever that is, you know? But it's sleep paralysis. He can't move! And when he finally does, finally does, everything stops? And he's just awake in an empty house on a peaceful night with just zombie and skeleton sounds outside. It's crazy. The human mind is crazy.

Yeah it's upsetting. Don't worry about it, really. If it gets to him - and it has, obviously - he's got people. You know the hermits, there's always someone awake. He just shoots a text over comms, and someone invites him over and he hangs out for a bit. If he's really shaken up, sometimes he'll just do a quick round. Check everyone's base, make sure nothing crazy is going on. Make sure everyone's breathing still. It's not a big deal. Really though, he is grateful for the concern. But you should worry about yourself.

He'll be fine.

------

Of course Hels has nightmares. Everyone does. To live, to fight, to struggle, is to fear, and fear must be coped with. It is a quiet inconvenience that sometimes the mind has to process things in terrifying ways, but that's still all it is. Processing. It has a purpose, clearly defined. It has a useful purpose, an integral part of growing as a person. It's less that they make you stronger, and more that they help you function. Nightmares are necessary. They tell you what about the world is wrong, in their own nonsensical roundabout way. 

Hels doesn't have them often. It's a mixed bag of reasons really. He doesn't sleep much, for one. Too much work to do. No other hands willing to do it. That is his mantle to wear. He's seen a lot, too. Things don't really… haunt him. Real life is scarier than most of the nonsense a dreaming mind can come up with. If he's feeling humorous, he might say he's the one that haunts things, not the other way around. This is a serious question though, right? You're not just feeling him out for… some self-serving purpose? Not that it matters. Everyone knows he's strong. Stronger than you, anyway. And that's all that matters, if you happen to be gunning for him.

He's got one nightmare that comes back, persistent. Is that what you're asking about? It's a bit unimpressive spoken aloud. It's the sort of thing only he would fear, only in the midst of a dream.

He is in a maze. It stretches forever. That's how dreams work, logicless. It gives him an infinite space to run. And he does. He runs for miles. Runs. He runs until he can't run anymore and then he doubles over gasping, and runs again. And every time he stops, it gets closer. 

It. Yeah he's not sure what It is either. He's never seen It in It's entirety. Once he had a nightmare where the endless maze was made of glass, and even then all he'd seen was it's grinning face. He got impressions of red. Red skin. Red scales. The smile was human. It wasn't. It was massive. It was… that was about all he saw of It. 

Anyway, every time he stops, It gets closer. Grinning. Placidly. Unchanging. A tenacious constant, It pursues. It's going to get him. He doesn't know what will happen when It does. It hasn't caught him yet.

Yes we're still talking about the dream, idiot. Are you making fun? Do you think this is funny? He's answering your question. He shouldn't even be giving you the time of day. He's a busy man.

Whatever. 

So he has nightmares about an endless maze, and an endless run, and an endless creature and It grins. Always at some point in the dream, it catches up. He's not fast enough. He doesn't have enough endurance. He's weighted down by his armor. He's running as fast as he can but he's not moving anywhere. The hallway has suddenly decided it's endless, and he's running in place. Then It's jaws turn the corner behind him, and It's grinning. 

And he wakes up. 

Heart racing. Blankets discarded. Breathing haggard. But he wakes up. And he composes himself. He gets ready for his day, no matter the hour it is that he's now beginning it. He leaves his cell, he wages war on his dimension. On its injustices and shortcomings and cruelties. There is a saying: no rest for the wicked. He thinks it applies to him. He takes it personally. There is much work to be done. Endless. Every day a new nightmare. This is hels, after all. The dimension, hels. Unpleasant as it is, it's his home. And should he decide one day not to do his work, or should he for some reason, never respawn again, no one would take his mantle when he's gone.

#answering asks #countthelions #helsknight #welsknight #nightmares #or knightmares if you will ehuehuehuehue #the barking writer #apologies its 1am im going to go pass out now #Through Hels or High Water

[gailytine]

The lack of male reader fanfics makes me want to write again just because

Edit: I AM. DOING IT

#gailyspews #hiii sorry for the spews lately agrhhdhd #hopefully will get around in finishing my comic 💔 #anyways. SIMP POWER GO #actually yeah i may actually start writing ehuehuehuehue #edit// AHAHAHAHAHA YESSSS BRAINROT G O #BRAIROT PROSPER #FUCK IF IM DONE WITH THESE HOMEWORKS IM GONNA GO SO FUCKING UNHINGED WITH MY FANFIC #I HAVE REACHED 5K WORDS AND IM PLANNING TO MAKE IT TO 12K PER CHAPTER AHJDHDJDJD

[graunblida]

oh i’m about to be obnoxious 

#iii. brb. ascending » ooc. #the 100 spoilers #ehuehuehuehu #okay i won't be THAT bad...perhaps #however when alycia breathes i mysteriously forget how to #how much do you want to bet she keeps the cape in her closet #showed up on set already in the war paint #i think people grossly underestimate how much she enjoyed playing lexa just because the fandom is...the way it is #honestly i've been over this show so long i'm surprised i have it in me to feel again lmao #anY WHOMST #i hope y'all are ready for EVEN MORE sword wielding lesbian warrior queen