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will-you-be-my-savior · 6 years

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asks from 08/06/18

dudawakmax asked:

Hello! How have life been so far? (Sorry I had no idea what to say)

Matt: I think it’s been nice! So many new people to marvel at my beauty!

Tord: Good. Better then it’s been in years.

Tom:… Interesting… if you call military R&D interesting.

Tord: You were the one who decided to do that. *dodges paper weight* HA! *gets hit in the face with second paper weight.*

(also, that’s okay! at least you asked something. -mod x)

dudawakmax asked:

I'm glad that everything it's okay! But I have a bad feeling something bad will happen.

Tord: That’s… ominous.

Matt: … I don’t like that.

Tom: Do you know something we don’t?

Anonymous asked:

A bit too desperate for asks, don’t you think?

Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? -mod x

Anonymous asked:

Just an observation...

Ah. Not really desperation more a slight lack of patience. Technically this blog has been open to asks since the beginning but no one really asked any questions. I just feel like some times a little reminder that it exist doesn’t hurt. -mod x

Anonymous asked:

Hey Tord, how are you holding up? Any phantom limb pain?

Tord: Not as much anymore actually.

Tom: You’re welcome.

Tord: Yes, thank you.

dudawakmax asked:

No, I don't know anything yet. I'm just guessing from experience. But don't worry! Its probably nothing! And don't matter what happens we will protect you.

Tom: We?

Matt: *shifts closer to Tom and Tord*

Tord: Now you’ve succeeded in making us paranoid. Thanks for that.

(Are you commenting on the common state of angst filled ask blogs or are you planning something? I’m game for either. -mod x)

Anonymous asked:

Mod x, is it just you working on this?

as in currently? yeah. the other mod, mod t, is a minor and is either prepping for school or is in school. (or their phone broke or something idk) -mod x

dudawakmax asked:

"We" because my account is shared. Also the other people who are reading this, after all, this blog is way to good to be just me (and the other person who use my account)! And I'm sure you will be okay! Don't you worry! (Idk actually, I thought you had something in mind, and normally there is some angst in ask blogs)

Tom: Oh… you or this “other person” got a name?

Matt: Other people? As in fans?!

Tord: I’d rather deal in certainties thanks.

(the asks won’t have angst unless the askers start it, the story segments on the other hand… -mod x)

Anonymous asked:

Oooh, a mysterious mod t.

Yes. Mod t. the lovely artist who agreed to occasionally draw art for this blog. the person i addressed a few times already in my rules post and the post transitioning into an active ask blog.

dudawakmax asked:

Yes! We actually do have names. I'm Duda Wakmax, its a pleasure to meet you. The other person's name is Author-chan, but she don't speak to often 'cause prefers Wattpad. We are happy to meet ya! :D

Tord: Likewise I suppose.

Matt: It’s a pleasure to meet you!

Tom: I’ll remember that.

dudawakmax asked:

Hey. Author-chan here. Don't mind Duda, she loves to scare people like that. That's how she gives me a lot of ideas for books actually. :P

Tord: You get book ideas from your friends causing other people stress and worry?

Tom: You should keep her in check not encourage her.

Matt: Hello new person!

Tom and Tord: Really Matt?

(they would have been fine with it if it had happened to any one but them.)

dudawakmax asked:

No. She have a sh!t ton of ideas for stories whit bad endings and tell me them at like 3 am. But don't worry, she can't hurt anyone, she's just really annoying. –Author-chan

Tom: … I’ll be watching you two.

Tord: We’re holding you to that.

Matt: She really shouldn’t be interrupting someone else’s beauty sleep. Rude.

dudawakmax asked:

Can't blame ya for that. Also, Matt, its kinda normal now, since we live in the same house. –Author-chan

Matt: Tim and Tord never woke me up!

Tom: It’s Tom.

Matt: Oh. *turns to face Tord* Sorry Tom.

Tord: No Matt. You were right, it’s Tord. He’s Tom. *gestures to Tom*

Matt: Oh. *turns to face Tom* Sorry Tord.

Tom and Tord: *sigh*

dudawakmax asked:

Yeah, but you guys are bff, we are sisters. Anyway, I should go. Bu bye! –Author-chan

Matt: BYE!

Tom: *cringe* ow.

Tord: Matt, buddy, volume.

Matt: OKAY! oh wait. Okay.

dudawakmax asked:

Yeah... Sorry for that, I'm really annoying sometimes. Just like momma always said, we are the devil and the angel from the house :) –Duda

Matt: Hi again.

Tom and Tord: hmm.

(you have received a raised eyebrow from two of the three occupants of this room, congratulations! seriously though you’re not all that annoying, from my perspective. -mod x)

dudawakmax asked:

Okay, so people don't seem to like me so I guess I'll just go... *slowly back away though the door*

Tom: you’re in a military base, you can’t just back out slowly.

Tord: let them go, their discomfort is amusing.

Matt: bye!

(Don’t worry too much, Tord and Matt will give you another chance once things cool down, Tom will have to suck it up. -mod x)

Anonymous asked:

What the hell is happening?

With dudawakmax or just in general?

dudawakmax asked:

I'm in a military base, but I'm also an asker, which means I can just... *disappear into glitter*

Tom: We’re fixing that before she gets back.

Tord: Oh, most definitely.

Matt: yay! Glitter!

dudawakmax asked:

Can we ask Edd? 'Cause making those dorks uncomfortable won't lead anywhere.

No.

Anonymous asked:

Both.

Duda implied to three traumatized military men that there was danger present. they have every reason to fear for their life.

Tom, Tord and Matt are currently finishing up the days paper work in Tord’s room.

dudawakmax asked:

*Set two cups of caipirinha in a near table* Idk if Matt will like it so there is only two. *Disappear again*

Tom: Matt’s the only one who would drink it he’ll drink anything. Tord only likes spice when it comes to alcohol and I’m trying to quit. You are not helping that by the way.

Tord: Since when have you been trying to quit?

Tom: That’s not important.

Matt: These aren’t my favorite but they’re not bad.

Anonymous asked:

Will there only be text based responses or will there be illustrations too?

There should be some illustrations eventually but the artist for this blog is a minor and will be in school so i’m not gonna push for too much.

Anonymous asked:

Halló

is this in another language or is it just a funny way to say hello? i only really know English and high school German. if it’s just hello: hi.

Anonymous asked:

Dose it really matter that they are a minor?

it affects their schedule yeah. they’ve been available all summer but school starts up soon, they won’t have access to the internet during school hours and they will have homework and family obligations.

#eddsworld #ew tord #ew tom #ew matt #savior au #ask response #dudawakmax #anon #mod x

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will-you-be-my-savior · 6 years

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asks for 08/22/18

anonymous asked:

Um, hi. I think that one of my roommates ended up here yesterday. He seemed kind of insulted when we asked him what happened. Figured I should borrow this thing to explain some stuff. That guy, he kind of clings to the belief of being human for his own mental health's sake. He got bullied badly as a kid for that unnerving feeling his species causes in humans and whatever I am. It's not that he's dumb, it's just his mind is working so hard to protect itself from a breakdown. -Mayhem Tom

Tord: …

Tom: i told you he wasn’t stupid.

Matt: … is he okay?

(tord feels like an idiot. he judged him more harshly because they were counterparts but now he regrets that.)

anonymous asked:

He probably would be okay now if his parents weren't jerks that didn't believe in therapy, especially after they had him exorcised when he wasn't even possessed. Not his fault his species makes humans uneasy and the kids in his class broke his arm and leg. Just glad he had a friend in that class that wasn't bothered by that uncanny valley feel and protected him until he got over how his species normally doesn't fight. He'd be a lot worse if he hadn't. - Mayhem Tom

Tom: i had a feeling he’d been through a lot…

Tord: … shit…

Matt: who was the friend?

(tord seriously regrets the way he acted last night.)

anonymous asked:

Well, Edd was that friend, they've stuck by each other since primary school. No one really wanted to be friends with either of them. They're still best friends today, and I'm kind of surprised cause Edd's laziness from being half sloth demon gets pretty annoying for me and Matt most of the time. Then again, Tord's probably done his best to stick with the only people that never tried to hurt him or always called him a monster for something he can't help. -Mayhem Tom

Tom and Matt: *twitch*

Tord: i suppose that makes sense. his counterpart was probably my best friend throughout most of my time in school as well.

(tom and matt are on edge, but otherwise fine)

anonymous asked:

Are those two okay? They seem kind of like the Tord here after he's had a panic attack. - Mayhem Tom

Tom: … we’ll… be fine.

Matt: it’s no big deal.

dudawakmax asked:

OK I heard that people where in the edge and I come as fast as I could. NO TALKING ABOUT THE GREEN DEVIL IN FRONT OF MY BABY BUNS!!!!

Tom: it’s okay duda, we’re fi-

Matt: DUDA! *squeeze* we haven’t seen you in a while!

anonymous asked:

Okay? I'll avoid mentioning his name for now on if it's an issue. Don't know what happened to put people on edge talking about him, but I won't ask. - Mayhem Tom

Tord: probably for the best…

dudawakmax asked:

Five tests in this week, I'm just kinda busy :P And NOPE! NO GREEN DEVIL SHIT NEAR MY BABY BUNS.

Matt: i thought i was a bat not a bun?

Tom: really duda, we’ll be fine.

dudawakmax asked:

You can be a vampire bun!

Matt: *giggles*

anonymous asked:

Wait, your Matt's a vampire? Huh, the one here just makes potions and glamours. - Mayhem Tom

Tom: … yeah he is, but he can do that too.

Tord: he once made himself look like pat just to fuck with the people in the cells… we watched the footage back later… it was terrifying.

Matt: my favorite thing to make are the potions that make your skin glow!

(he means actually glow, like a glow stick)

anonymous asked:

He mostly just sells his glamours to other creatures and beings to hide as humans. He does make a lot of potions for beauty and stuff though. - Mayhem Tom

Matt: i don’t like potions like that… it’s not real.

Tom: most supernatural creatures here just stay away from humans rather then go through the trouble of getting a glamour, unless they can shapeshifter like me or just look human enough like matt.

Tord: human’s don’t generally get told about the supernatural here. and if they do find out it had better be because someone told them of else… *neck snapping motion*

dudawakmax asked:

Wow wow wait. You turned yourself into Patty cake?

Matt: with a glamour, yeah.

anonymous asked:

We don't kill any humans that find out, we first see what they're planning. If it's dangerous, they lose several days worth of memories when witches specializing in memory wipes show up and just, make them forget all about the fact that 'monsters' live among humans. If they're beneficial, they can keep their memories. A lot of the monsters that think Tord is human don't mind him knowing. He just wants to learn and stop the ones that hurt others. - Mayhem Tom

Tord: i think the main reason they don’t wipe memories here is because they tend to overestimate rather then underestimate those who find out… if they found out once what’s to stop them from finding out again?

Tom: if a person is perceptive they stay perceptive no matter how many times they have their memory wiped.

dudawakmax asked:

Cool! Can the glamour change your height too? Like, turning me into mister eyebrows?

Matt: a glamour is more an illusion then a transformation… so yes it does change how tall you LOOK.

anonymous asked:

We try to avoid killing cause it could draw unwanted attention. Especially since some of the more dangerous creatures like to move here and hunt instead of just buying cloned meat from Bing. - Mayhem Tom

Tom: we just have specific “people” who come and kill them just like any other human would. these “people” essentially don’t exist in modern society so any evidence the police found would just lead to dead ends.

Tord: when i’m in power we’re changing that…

Tom: well duh.

anonymous asked:

Take over the world? You guys are pretty different than everyone in my world. No world domination plans here. I think. Might need to triple check with the Tord here just to be safe. Though the worst anyone's found in his room is his gun stash and where he hides his hentai. - Mayhem Tom

Tord: if there was any other way my system would work i’d take it in a heart beat but they’re pretty reliant on having a single leadership with all the necessary resources available.

anonymous asked:

Well, good luck with that then. I better put this machine back before the others realize I have it and want to try talking to you too. - Mayhem Tom

Tord: thanks, i guess.

Matt: bye other tom!

spooncryptid asked:

Hewwo!!

Matt: come get your pets. * holds out his arms*

spooncryptid asked:

//happily jumps up into Matt’s arms// yay!!!

Matt begins to vigorously pet you.

spooncryptid asked:

//purrs and snuggles into Matt//

Matt is content.

spooncryptid asked:

Mmm, so what’s happening today?

Matt: remember mayhem from yesterday? Well his tom was talking to us for a bit. After that tom left to go pick up the parts he ordered and Tord went to go get us dinner.

spooncryptid asked:

There’s another Tommy too??

Matt: appears so. He was rather nice even.

spooncryptid asked:

Is there another Mattie??

Matt: yep! He said his Matt is magic but not a vampire.

spooncryptid asked:

That’s confusing, how am I supposed to keep track of two of everyone?

Matt: he just put mayhem in front of his name.

spooncryptid asked:

Well they certainly are a lot of mayhem!

Matt giggles. He liked that joke.

spooncryptid asked:

Dyou know what Tords getting for dinner?

Matt: nope. all he said was that it was some kind of Americanized German thing.

spooncryptid asked:

Huh, I wonder what it’ll bt

Matt: all the weird stuff he’s gotten for us has been good so far.

spooncryptid asked:

Tommy doesn’t like the food??

Matt: oh tom loves the food! He just doesn’t want to admit it!

spooncryptid asked:

Why not??

Matt: I dunno. He’s stubborn?

spooncryptid asked:

That doesn’t make sense

Matt: I think he thinks that if he admits that it’s good he’ll be losing or something.

spooncryptid asked:

Hed lose a game?? What would he lose???

Matt: I don’t know. Tom and Tord are always like that. Like they are always playing a game neither knows all the rules to.

spooncryptid asked:

That’s confusing, how do you win if there’s no rules?

Matt: i don’t know that either… they don’t make a whole lot of sense.

spooncryptid asked:

They sure don’t

Matt: nope.

Tord: *coming through the door* oh! hello cryptid.

spooncryptid asked:

Hi Tordie! What did ya get for dinner?

Tord: some strange Americanized form of schnitzel with a side of potatoes au gratin and green bean casserole.

Matt: sounds good.

spooncryptid asked:

Mm smells good

Tord: i’d hope so.

Matt: gimme!

Tom: *enters room* whatever…

spooncryptid asked:

Hi Tommy!!

Tom: hey cat freak.

(it is said with affection)

spooncryptid asked:

Are you ready for dinner?

Tom: i guess…

Tord: …

(tord is getting tired of this BS)

spooncryptid asked:

Cmon, can’t you smell how tasty it is!!

tom is glaring… tord is gonna break something.

spooncryptid asked:

What’s with you two??

tom doesn’t know who made the food and is being bitter. tord doesn’t wanna admit who made the food cause he’s a paranoid little shit.

spooncryptid asked:

Why does it matter who made the food????

tom hates eating things when he doesn’t know who’s touched it…

spooncryptid asked:

If Tord knows about that then what’s the big deal about telling him? Why is it better to cause tension??

he’s embarrassed…

(can you guess why)

spooncryptid asked:

I have an idea...

do you now?

spooncryptid asked:

That’s honestly kinda cute but st ill

tord is shocked. he thinks you might know. he’s questioning how that could even be possible.

spooncryptid asked:

Mmm, I’m hungry! Let’s eat!!

tord is enormously grateful. they all sit down to eat.

spooncryptid asked:

Food food!!

tom: puts a small plate with servings of the sides and two small pieces of breaded meat.

spooncryptid asked:

//purrs softly//

matt is okay now, all he hears is soft purring.

there seems to be a section that got deleted here. basically spooncryptid revealed that tord was the one making the food, tord got embarrassed, tom pulled him out of the room and started making out with him and matt had to cover his ears because he could hear them.

spooncryptid asked:

//is just a sleepy cat hat//

matt sits down against a wall and leans into it and tom and tord re-enter the room looking very disheveled.

spooncryptid asked:

//stops purring and jumps down//

Matt: aaawww.

Tord: what are you two doing?

spooncryptid asked:

Nothing.. //sits in the corner a bit nervous//

Tom: … *is very suspicious*

Tord: right…

spooncryptid asked:

... sorry....

Tom: what are you sorry for?

spooncryptid asked:

Uh... not thinking.. before I say stuff....

Tom: *sigh*

Tord: okay. *looks very pleased with himself*

spooncryptid asked:

Mmm.... I’ll try harder to not do that anymore....

Tord: it’s fine.

Tom: why are you acting like you just got fucked? i just kissed you.

Tord: because it was a nice kiss.

spooncryptid asked:

//curls up in the corner, again//

mat turned into a bat and curled up with you.

spooncryptid asked:

//cuddles Matt//

tom turns himself into a tiny monster and tord picks both of them and you up and carries you all to bedroom to all go to sleep together.

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, goodnight...

Tord: night…

Tom and Matt: *cooing*

#eddsworld #ew tord #ew tom #ew matt #savior au #ask response #spooncryptid #dudawakmax #mayhemworld tom #anon #mod x

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will-you-be-my-savior · 6 years

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asks for 08/09/18

matt is sad. he thinks you’re forgetting about him.

dudawakmax asked:

We didn't forgot about you Matt!! Just don't really know what to say.

Matt: Look! Look! The nice person is back!

Tord: Who?

Matt: DUDA!

Tord: Isn’t she the one who made those ominous comments?

Matt: Yeah but then she said sorry and gave me drinks.

Tord: We really need to teach you not to take drinks from strangers.

#eddsworld #ew tord #ew tom #ew matt #savior au #ask response #dudawakmax

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will-you-be-my-savior · 6 years

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asks for 08/08/18

i’ll admit it, @dudawakmax is my favorite so far. -mod x

dudawakmax asked:

*Gasp*!!! I feel loved.

GOOD! (Matt likes ya too.)

anonymous asked:

Gee. Thanks.

you could be anyone! if you want appreciation get a signature.

dudawakmax asked:

I think this blog can be divided in two parts: Amazing and beautiful story part, which I love (and totally didn't make me cry) And when I arrived, when everything turned into chaos and shitposts.

this story is chaos! we just haven’t gotten to the really crazy parts yet!

(even if you had cried i would have taken it as a complement.)

dudawakmax asked:

I CRIED. And cried so hard I couldn't breathe. This is beautiful and I love every tear that this blog caused.

i’d love to hear any comments you have on anything. being able to bring someone to tears is probably one of the greatest compliments an author could ever receive.

anonymous asked:

A lot of people prefer to remain anonymous. You shouldn’t rely on getting names.

not names, signature, like “_____ anon” or something like how recently on @mushroomminded’s blog i recently called myself soup anon because i sent a scenario involving soup.

dudawakmax asked:

You can be salty anon!

HA!

but seriously, you’re a repeat sender, i think, and you’re growing on me. i’d like to be able to recognize you.

anonymous asked:

I think I’m just gonna go now... give you and your favorite some privet time.

really… can i have more than one favorite? you’re sassy and i like you. i kinda don’t want you to go.

anonymous asked:

A favorite is a favorite for a reason. It’s not something there can be a lot of. Oh, shoot! I forgot to leave again.

NOOOO! stay. you’re fun. as far as i’m concerned if you can have lots of best friends you can have lots of favorites!

dudawakmax asked:

NUUUUUUUUU!!! Stay!!! You're awesome, please!!!

agreed! mystery anon is best anon! stay and talk to us!

anonymous asked:

Alright, alright. I’ll have to check my schedule but I guess mystery anon could stay for a bit longer.

YES! and you have a signature now! good to have you around mystery anon!

now i have two favorites!

anonymous asked:

Oooh, I have my own tag now. I feel so important.

you do! you are!

#mod x #anon #mystery anon #dudawakmax

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will-you-be-my-savior · 6 years

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about 08/13/18

i just realized the asks from the 13th got deleted some how.

Anonymous asked:

Has anything interesting happened lately?

Tord: Not much. Though Tom said his “Big Project” was almost done.

Tom: Almost.

Matt: Can I see?!

Tom: Sure Princey.

Tord: OH COME ON!

I’m curious about something. Why isn’t anyone asking about tom’s “project”? I’ve mentioned it before but no one has said anything.

Anonymous asked:

Alright. Hey does anyone have any ideas about Toms project is?

Tord: Everyone knows! Except me it seems! Princey keeps giggling every time I ask too! Which is starting to piss me off!

Matt: *giggle*

Tom: Shh don’t tell him!

Matt: Right!

Tord: … I hate both of you so much right now.

Anonymous asked:

If it helps, we don’t know too much about the project either

Tom: I’d tell you if you asked.

Tord: No that does not help! I’ve been asking for almost a week and i’m still out of the loop! You ask once and already he’s willing to tell you! I just want to scream at this rate!

Anonymous asked:

Hey Matt, can you tell us what Tom is working on?

Matt: Now that I’ve left the room, sure! Null is building Red this whole… thingy! It’s red and awesome and spiky! He’s calling it the “Suit”!

Anonymous asked:

But if it’s spiky how will he give hugs in it??

Matt: That’s a silly question. Only the top is spiky and they’re wide enough apart so that he won’t stab anything. But it’s not really meant for hugging in. Null said it was made to make him “do-able” and “moo-bi-el”! so he can keep up with us better!

Anonymous asked:

I guess it’s just too much for your little mind to handle tordie

Tord: Do not mock me… *glare*

Tom: You don’t have to be an ass.

Anonymous asked:

I mean, why else wouldn’t they be telling you anything about it?

Tord: Oh… OH You’re trying to make me paranoid! that’s hilarious! *cackle*

Tom: That is kinda funny. But no, he most certainly could understand every mechanism i’m putting together.

Anonymous asked:

Maybe he can understand the technological bits of it but can he understand something with as big a purpose as this? Or would it go over his head?

Tord: Wait… YOU KNOW?!! Damn it, Matt!

Tom: Hush. I would have told them too. They may even be bluffing. And no it would not go over anyone’s head.

Anonymous asked:

Maybe they could be making it to run away or even overturn your plans, who knows what they’re planning to do with it

Tom: How do you know I’m not? *smirks at anon*

Tord: If they are I’m doomed no matter what and I accept my fate. Fighting it would only lead to suffering.

Anonymous asked:

So you just accept that they’ll leave you? And you’d just let them overthrow your plans and ruin all the progress you’ve made in taking over the world?

Tord: You make it sound like I’d be happy or something. I’m just aware that there is nothing I COULD do to stop them and know better then to get myself brutally murdered for trying.

Tom: It wouldn’t be brutal.

Tord: Thank you… I think.

are you anons trying to mess with their heads? trying to use their relationships won’t do that. trying a more PERSONAL approach might bring better results.

Anonymous asked:

I suppose you won’t even be able to stop them, will you, especially when you don’t even put up a fight when they leave you for dead, unfortunate how your dream to improve the world, which you’ve worked so hard on, is really so fragile. They don’t even have to make an effort to shatter it

Tord: You’re right, but you’re also wrong. I wouldn’t be able to stop them, whether or not I fought back wouldn’t change a thing though. My “dream” as you call it is fragile and truly difficult to achieve, but probably not for the reasons you think. My goals would mean nothing to me without these two by my side. They are what make this war worth fighting for.

Tom: That was cheesy as fuck.

Tord: Oh shut up.

Tom: I can’t believe you actually meant that.

Tord: I said shut up! *throws paper ball*

Anonymous asked:

Well your real dream isn’t even that big, is it? And even more fragile, entirely in the hands of those you’ve betrayed, it’s inevitable for them to leave, you should really choose to strive for goals that are more realistic

Tom: Okay first off, what the fuck are you talking about!? Second that wasn’t him! I know that and so does Matt! And lastly, I ain’t goin’ nowhere!

Tord: Hey, it’s oka-

Tom: Shut up and let me defend you!

Tord: … Alright then.

you guys are thinking way too big. if you’ve read the chapters then you’ve seen what sets them off.

Anonymous asked:

Aren’t you? He’s left you, he’s hurt you, you’ve even left before, why not do it again, be free, maybe you won’t even take Matt with you, maybe you’ll leave him to fend for himself. I wouldn’t blame you, you’re mostly a monster and the rest, a drunk

Tom: …

Tord: … You’re an ass.

Tom: They aren’t wrong…

Tord: They are wrong, you just can’t see it sometimes.

Tom: You said I’m a drunk before…

Tord: Yeah and I was wrong, you’re trying to quit. You aren’t a monster and you aren’t a drunk.

Tom: …

Anonymous asked:

The three of you really aren’t compatible at all, it surprises me that Tords still alive at this point, I’d’ve gotten tired of being cooped up all the time and gotten rid of him. Congratulations on your patience, but what’s the point of waiting now? Even if he’s dead you can take any resources he’s been providing you, even without killing him, he’s gone so soft you could get anything you wanted out of him, why not exploit that a bit, go have some fun!

Tom: you don’t understand…

Tord: you’re completely correct except for one fact, I have most certainly not gone soft.

Anonymous asked:

Hah, feebly trying to defend yourself won’t work Tordie~ you’re the softest person here, don’t you remember when you’d kill to get what you wanted? Your most extravagant performance almost got rid of the so called “friends” you now cherish, I miss that, but it seems I have to turn elsewhere to be entertained now

Tord: That wasn’t me. I don’t need to defend myself when I did nothing to warrant defense.

Tom: …

(you’re so so close to setting him off yet so so very far -mod x)

Anonymous asked:

How was that not you? Tom, Matt, even Edd saw you, you even remember doing it don’t you? You have the consequences displayed there on your face, don’t you?

Tord: Just because my hands were used does not mean I was the one using them.

Tom: I could crawl into your skin, pull you out, make you watch, rip, shred, kill…

Tord: … Holy shit.

(i remind you “Harpoons” -mod x)

Anonymous asked:

Did you get scared off by Toms moment of adrenaline? I’ll admit, he’s still a decent aim in a pinch, though It’s obviously not perfect, it could’ve struck right through your chest, then you I suppose you wouldn’t be soft now!~

… i think i know what you were going for and yes that would have done it, but that last bit just really confuses me… “ then you I suppose you wouldn’t be soft now!” what is that supposed to be saying? try re-sending it but maybe edit that bit. -mod x

spooncryptid asked:

Tom: What?

Tord: …

Tom: What are they talking about? What do you mean by “decent aim”?

Tord: …

Tom: I haven’t held a gun in years. The last time I had to aim anything was wh-

Tord: …

Tom: … No… no I… I didn’t… did I? no. no! nonononononoNONONO! TORD TELL ME I DIDN’T! JUST SAY I DIDN’T!

Tord: …

Tom: … no…

(Tom and Tord are temporarily unavailable for questions)

spooncryptid asked:

Oopsies, looks like I’ve revealed myself

holy shit spoon!? was it you this entire time?!

spooncryptid asked:

Yep, not only do I spam you with likes, I also spam you with angst! Yay!

… i am thoroughly impressed. but also kinda irritated. though i really shouldn’t be when i helped.

spooncryptid asked:

Anyways, Matt’s unguarded, should I eat him?

… you can try… i’d rather you not… but you can try. (it would be harder then you think)

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, well while the others are busy let’s hang out with Matt, hey Matt, The bois are fine and I did nothing wrong, dyou like candy?

Matt: I’m not that much of an idiot. Yes I like candy. What did you do?

spooncryptid asked:

Nothing bad!~ do you want some licorice?

Matt: I can hear lies… no, Mag told me “never take candy or drinks from strangers.”

spooncryptid asked:

Well we don’t have to be strangers! You can call me Spoon if you like!

Matt: What did you do?

spooncryptid asked:

I don’t know what you’re talking about

Matt: … I’m gonna go check on them.

(told you it’d be harder then you think. he’s forgetful, not stupid. -mod x)

spooncryptid asked:

So you don’t want licorice, how about Swedish fish? Those are one of my favorites

Matt: *ignoring spoon*

spooncryptid asked:

Would you believe me if told you it wasn’t really me?

Matt: Maybe, if you actually believed that yourself.

spooncryptid asked:

Why believe Tord and not me?

Matt: What makes you any more trustworthy then him? I already told you I hear lies. What more do you need?

spooncryptid asked:

Ah yes, sniffing out my lies like a little bloodhound, amazing

Matt: More like a bat but that works I guess.

spooncryptid asked:

Guess you’ve figured out my evil scheme //sigh// ..dyou want a Swedish Fish?

Matt: Not from you.

(Matt has reached Tom and Tord. everything you worked for will have been pointless in 1 hour real time. Matt is now temporarily closed for questions)

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, Pau and Pat are open for asks, right?

yes. are you going to be the first to direct questions at them?

spooncryptid asked:

I mean who else is gonna eat these Swedish Fish with me?

… no one will eat the Swedish fish. if i’m being honest they make me sick ever since i was little and ate a huge bag of them all at once. every time you mention them i feel nauseous.

spooncryptid asked:

Aw gee, sorry, I’ll switch to uhh M&ms?

if you wanna. (they still aren’t gonna eat it for fear it’s poisoned)

dudawakmax asked:

HOLY HELL WHAT HAPPENED HERE? MY PANIC ATTACK WASN'T EVEN SO LONG! MAIS QUE PORRA?!?!?

… a lot… mostly spoon.

dudawakmax asked:

Omg, the poor beans!!! Did they hurt them to much? Oh for the lords from hell and heaven I hope not

they sent Tord into a flashback, tom into a panic attack and they made matt paranoid. you be the judge here i’m biased.

spooncryptid asked:

Hey, mr eyebrows, you want some free candy?

Pau: I find that mildly offensive. No.

spooncryptid asked:

Well that’s boring, what am i gonna do with all these m&ms?

Pau: that’s your problem.

spooncryptid asked:

It’s funny to imagine me as the cat thing in my icon doing all this

i’m just imagining your old one.

spooncryptid asked:

Pwease?? Just one, mistew?

Pau: yeah, no.

dudawakmax asked:

I want to help them so much but they will probably just look at me weird... I think I'm, I'm just gonna leave this here... *leave a cozy blanket* Sorry...

Matt: thank you. that actually helped a bit.

spooncryptid asked:

Mmm maybe mr patty cakes will want some

Pat: no, thank you.

spooncryptid asked:

I’m just an annoying cat sitting on your shoulder and chewing on your ear or screaming most of the time

i already have one of those in real life and no matter how much i love her i do not need a second.

spooncryptid asked:

Wow I’ve been rejected guess I’ll cry in the corner like the baby that I am

… i just don’t like being licked.

spooncryptid asked:

That was directed at pat but I guess it works cuz either way I’m a fussy baby that no one likes lol

Pat: I don’t like being licked.

spooncryptid asked:

I will lick you mistew patty cake

Pat: and i’ll shoot you freaky demon cat. try it.

(he’s smiling while he points the gun at you…)

spooncryptid asked:

Guns don’t kill me I just eat the bullets

Pat: … I’m gonna go find Tom. Maybe if I ask nicely enough he’ll eat you.

spooncryptid asked:

No you don’t need to find Tom or anyone, they’re doing just fine, he actually threatened to kill me already hahah

Pat: … What… Did… You… Do…

spooncryptid asked:

I didn’t do anything other than be threatened as I just told you

Pat: liar.

spooncryptid asked:

Ok fine, I may have offered a few other people candy as well, you caught me

Pat: don’t play coy with me you little rat! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

spooncryptid asked:

Wow, rat? That hurt my feelings, I don’t know if I want to be friends with you anymore

Pat: act like vermin and be called vermin.

everyone is available for asks. tread carefully.

Anonymous asked:

Hey, is everyone alright?

Tom: …

Tord: …

Matt: … we… we could be better…

Anonymous asked:

Is there anything we can do to try and make it better?

Tom: …

Tord: …

Matt: i don’t know… i don’t know what to do myself.

dudawakmax asked:

I think we should give them a break! Like, I don't know, you guys can go out, have a picnic, or whatever you want to, get a good night of sleep, and we will let you rest! What does it sound like to you?

Matt: you could… but this was done intentionally so what are the chances the person who did it isn’t gonna come back and start all over again?

Tom: they always come back…

Matt: Tom!

Tord: …

dudawakmax asked:

Tom! Its not healthy to think that way!

Tom: But they do…

Matt: Not always, and it’s not always a bad thing when they do come back! Tord came back! That was good right?

Tom: *nods*

Tord: …

spooncryptid asked:

I don’t even know who Vermin is, why are you bullying me??

vermin as in pests like rats. like i said pat don’t take shit. you pissed him off so he went for the metaphorical ball shot.

dudawakmax asked:

Things do get better Tom. You just need to believe in it

Tom: better… then worse… then better… then worse…

Matt: oh…

Tord: …

spooncryptid asked:

Yknow what mr patty cake, you’re being rude and I don’t like you, I’m gonna go.. cry? Or something, I guess

Pat: …

(pat thinks you act like a spoiled child. he pities you)

dudawakmax asked:

It may be this way. But sometimes things get better.... And better... And better. I know its hard, but I swear to you things get better. And you have your friends with you. I'm sure they'll help you no matter what.

Tom: …

Matt: Thank you duda but I don’t thi-

Tord: Better…

Matt: Tord!

Tord: Better like… finding tom… like being his friend again…

Matt: *slack jawed*

Tord: Like getting Matt back… like… this.

Tom: Better like this…

Matt: yes. YES! SO MUCH BETTER!

spooncryptid asked:

If you really pitied me you’d eat an m&m

Pat: I feel pity, I’m not suicidal.

spooncryptid asked:

It’s not like they’re poisoned or anything, I got em from the guy in the big white van

Pat: … why did i ever feel threatened by you?

dudawakmax asked:

Um... (Idk what else to say :P)

Matt: you’ve done more than enough! thank you sooooo much.

Tom: maybe you aren’t so bad… duda was it?

Tord: maybe we misjudged you.

spooncryptid asked:

I don’t know but I’ve gotten two death threats in the time that I’ve been here, which is a new record for me

Pat: you’re an idiot… but a harmless one.

dudawakmax asked:

Just trying to help, I know it feels terrible, and don't want anyone else to feel bad

Matt: thank you!

Tom: yeah.

Tord: what they said.

(aw they are blushing!)

spooncryptid asked:

I guess I’ll just eat all these m&ms by myself cuz no one else wants any

it’s not that they don’t want any, (Pau has a massive sweet tooth) they just can’t trust any food given as gifts. Tom is the only one immune to poisons so the others have to be really careful.

dudawakmax asked:

*jazz music stops* whAT!?!?! (This is way to cute. My little fangirl heart can't take this much of adorable characters)

Tom: And they ruined it.

Tord: Don’t be an ass.

Matt: I missed this.

dudawakmax asked:

Sowy! I just couldn't lose the chance ;)

Tom: it’s fine.

Tord: yeah, we wouldn’t be us if we weren’t fighting about something.

Matt: *pleased humming*

spooncryptid asked:

Anyways, you seem cool patty cake, but you called me a rat so now you’re my enemy, watch out for stray banana peels on the floor

Pat: … like i said, harmless idiot.

spooncryptid asked:

Bye bye! //waddles away and climbs into a trash can//

was that addressed at me or pat? if it was addressed at me check your inbox.

dudawakmax asked:

I'm just really happy you guys are feeling better. :D

Tord: we’re glad to BE feeling better.

Tom: hmm

Matt: *hugs duda*

dudawakmax asked:

Yay hugs! *hugs Matt back*

duda is now being squished! with affection.

dudawakmax asked:

Boop! *Boop Matt's nose*

the boop is returned by a mystery source.

dudawakmax asked:

What?

The sound of machinery can be heard. Tord winked at you. Matt is laughing. Tom is rolling his eyes. You are accepted as a friend.

dudawakmax asked:

((Can I boop tord?

he’d look at you funny but he wouldn’t stop you.

dudawakmax asked:

I love how Matt its like, the Dad friend™. I bet he would be like "those are my beans and I will protect them with my life". While everyone else its like "Matt its a little cinnamon roll who must be protected in all cust"

No on both counts actually. Tom is the dad friend and Tord is the cinnamon roll. tom is protective of everything he views as family and that includes Tord and Matt. Tord is not only physically weaker but he’s the only one who’s technically mortal and as such is capable of natural death. If anything Matt is the shoulder to cry on and the therapist of the group.

dudawakmax asked:

Nah. Tord is a SINnamon roll

that too.

spooncryptid asked:

I knew tord was soft

compared to the literally immortal beings? sure. but next to any other human he’d snap them in two. he lived with three godlike men and survived. he’s tough just not invincible.

spooncryptid asked:

So he’s physically the cinnamon roll?

sorta? Tom and matt think of him as something that needs to be protected. he can handle himself just fine. they just don’t want him to have to.

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, so it’s their fault he’s soft

sorta. he’s not soft. he has a sorta hidden power even! spite. he can do literally anything out of spite.

“tord don’t jump off that bridge! you won’t survive.”

tord jumps off the bridge and is perfectly fine, out of SPITE.

spooncryptid asked:

He’d prolly kill me out of spite

most certainly.

#eddsworld #ew tord #ew tom #ew matt #ew pau #ew pat #savior au #ask response #spooncryptid #dudawakmax #anon #mod x

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will-you-be-my-savior · 6 years

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asks for 08/17/18

dudawakmax asked:

Good morning everyone!

Tord: hello duda…

Matt: *squeeze*

Tom: *huff*

(1/20)

spooncryptid asked:

G’morning bois! How ya doin?

Matt: *looks over Duda’s shoulder* hi kitty!

Tord: about time you woke up.

Tom: *grumble*

(2/20)

dudawakmax asked:

Oh, Tom its not a morning person is he?

tom huffs at you slightly annoyed.

(a M!A is in affect.)

(3/20)

spooncryptid asked:

Oh, guess I slept in cuz beds are so comfy!

Tord: … you have pretty low standards.

Tom: *chuff*

Matt: it is a cat…

(4/20)

dudawakmax asked:

((What is the M!A about? I don't remember if we had one

someone started it after tom and tord went to sleep. it’s “fairly large monster tom for 20 asks.” ask where the boys aren’t doing anything, like right now, don’t count.

spooncryptid asked:

I mean, I usually sleep in a trash can so I’d say my standards are pretty low

yes. they know. we get it.

spooncryptid asked:

What’s up Tommy? You seem a bit taller

tom looks down at you from over tord’s shoulder and just… stares…

(5/20)

anonymous asked:

oh! tom are you alright (＞人＜;)-shy anon

Tom: *huff*

(tom is irritated with his current situation but other than that he’s fine.)

(6/20)

dudawakmax asked:

Awn come on tom! Its not that bad!

he sits up to shows you his front paws, spreading his digits and glaring at them.

(7/20)

spooncryptid asked:

What’s wrong Tommy? You seem upset

tom starts to twitch, continuing to stare at his paws angrily.

(8/20)

spooncryptid asked:

Don’t worry Tommy, I hate my paws too!

tom remembers you are not in the form you would prefer either. he chuffs at you. he seems less upset.

(9/20)

anonymous asked:

everything will be ok! ＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／ -shy anon

tom squeaked. he was surprised by your outburst, and had forgotten you were there. he’ll never admit he made that noise.

(10/20)

anonymous asked:

sorry（^;人;^）-shy anon

tom is fine and was only startled. he doesn’t understand why you’re apologizing.

(11/20)

anonymous asked:

i cant help it >~<; i wanna say that i think today would be a good day to have a picnic outside! (*´ω｀*)-shy anon

Tord: well it’s not like this one *gestures to tom* can do much else so why not? matt? tom?

Matt: i’d love to go outside for a bit!

Tom: *relaxed huff*

(12/20)

anonymous asked:

i have an umbrella if matt needs it （＾ν＾）-shy anon

Tord: nah that ones a myth. he has no trouble with the sun except when he gets sunburned like everyone else.

Matt: i should get a tan.

Tom: *shakes his head*

Tord: don’t forget your sunscreen.

Matt: okay!

(13/20)

endragoneel asked:

oh! good morning y’all! picnic day sounds great

Tord: if nothing else it will be a bit less cramped.

Matt: i’ll go get us some lunch!

Tom: *monster sigh*

(14/20)

endragoneel asked:

alright- itll be fun ! (hopefully!)

they hope so. tom and tord make their way out to the clearing, matt appearing shortly after they arrive.

(15/20)

endragoneel asked:

i have to say, i’m a huge fan of this form! you’re so cool hhhh

while tom is flattered, as he doesn’t have any choice in what form takes at the moment, it also irritates him.

(16/20)

endragoneel asked:

the m!a is almost up, like shy anon said, it’ll be okay! you could show off some really cool things you can do in this form?

the only powers tom would be okay with showing off that are specific to this form are fire breathing and super strength and he doesn’t wanna risk hurting tord or matt.

endragoneel asked:

okay, well you can run really fast? wouldn’t that he a good way to get tord around faster of you need it?

that would most certainly be degrading for at least one of them. he can’t go as fast as matt anyway, too much wind resistance.

anonymous asked:

lmao can i extent the m!a to around 50 asks b/c it’s going fast dude

… i get why you wanna do that… but 50 is a bit much. maybe a bit shorter then that.

also! i told you so

anonymous asked:

oh that’s alright! (*´∇｀*)-shy anon

this ask confuses me… please clarify what you are saying is “alright”

anonymous asked:

lmao 50 is gonna go by fast! but if not how about 40

i suppose for now that’s fine.

anonymous asked:

about the umbrella! if he doesn’t need it i’ll use it for the picnic! (*´ω｀*)-shy anon

Tord: i won’t stop you.

Matt: *shrug*

Tom: *eye roll*

(17/40?)

anonymous asked:

oh no... did i say something wrong? >~>; -shy anon

Why would you think that?

everyone sorta left at once… did something happen that i’m not seeing?

anonymous asked:

I'm still here.

… are you aware you are on anon and have not given any kind of identification? it’s nice to know you’re here but, i don’t know who you are.

anonymous asked:

You can call me Glitch. I stick on anon cause I'm just really shy. - Glitchy anon (Probably should start signing this.)

hello glitch.

anonymous asked:

How's the picnic going so far guys? - Glitchy anon

Tord: nice.

Tom: *PURRRRR*

Matt: i don’t wanna go back inside.

(18/40?)

anonymous asked:

Well, are there other things you could do outside? Like maybe cloud gazing or if a lake is nearby maybe you could try fishing? It's supposed to be a nice relaxing pastime too. - Glitchy Anon

Matt: hm… nah.

Tord: too lazy to move?

Matt: yeah.

Tom: *PURRRRR*

Matt: you make a great pillow.

Tom: *chuff*

(19/40?)

anonymous asked:

Well relaxing in the sun sounds like a good plan too. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself! I'm Glitch or Glitchy, whichever you guys wanna call me. -Glitchy Anon

Tord: … sounds like itchy…

Matt: i don’t wanna call someone itchy! or glitchy!

Tom: *clicking then a whine*

Tord: chi it is.

Matt: … i will never figure out how you understand him like that.

(20/40?)

anonymous asked:

Glitch is just fine too, I'm actually really fond of this name honestly. Came up with it myself. But you can make a nickname for me too if you want. So is taking a nap in the sun the plan now? - Glitchy Anon

Tord: yep and matt’s already started.

Tom: *chuff*

Tord: that was him saying that he’s gonna call you chi and nothing can stop him.

Tom: *purrr*

Tord: where did you even come up with the name “glitch”?

(21/40?)

anonymous asked:

I started calling myself glitch mostly to hide from a really toxic exfriend of mine. And cause there was this character I adored back then that was a glitch. And I don't mind the name Chi at all. -Glitchy Anon

Tord: i’m sorry you had to lose a friend.

Tom: *cooing*

Matt: *mumbling* no. that’s my ta~

(22/40?)

anonymous asked:

Don't be sorry, that person was just really toxic, dumbing emotional problems on their 'friends' and guilting anyone that couldn't be online due to rl issues. I'm honestly glad they're out of my life. Also, don't let them take your ta Matt! - Glitchy Anon

Tord: shh you’ll wake him up.

Tom: *chirp*

Tord: i guess it’s a good thing they’re out of your life then.

Matt: *mumbling* my tahme, nooo he’ mine.

(23/40?)

anonymous asked:

Matt is adorable. I want to protect him and his smile. -Glitchy Anon

he deserves protection. good glitchy! seriously though, that is very sweet, thanks.

anonymous asked:

Can I just fight anyone that's hurt Matt? - Glitchy Anon

tom and tord wouldn’t stop you. but if you ever find yourself doing it don’t let matt know. his self worth is shot after the testing.

#eddsworld #ew tord #ew tom #ew matt #savior au #ask response #spooncryptid #dudawakmax #endragoneel #shy anon #lmao anon #glitchy anon #anon #mod x #M!A 1 monster tom

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will-you-be-my-savior · 6 years

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asks for 08/16/18

spooncryptid asked:

Good morning Tommy! How ya doing?

Tom: *mouthing why me?* what do you want cat freak?

spooncryptid asked:

I just wanted to hang out! Like friends!

Tom: *sigh* do whatever you want.

spooncryptid asked:

So what’re you doing?

Tom: prepping the suit for it’s first flight test.

spooncryptid asked:

Oo! That sounds fun!

Tom: it’s not fun, it’s dangerous… you probably wouldn’t know the difference though, would you?

spooncryptid asked:

I mean sometimes danger is fun, not always, but this sounds like a fun danger!

Tom: … i’m not doing any weapons testing yet. i’m just testing to see if it can get off the ground and hover.

spooncryptid asked:

Ye! Flying sounds fun!

Tom: not when there is a very real risk of explosions.

ew-unfinished-au asked:

What kind of flight mechanics are on the suit?

Tom: The back mounted rockets give lift through guide channels that run the thrust away from the body and down while the boots allow for directional control based on their angle and individual output.

spooncryptid asked:

Like fireworks!

Tom: maybe if fireworks were filled with blood and viscera.

spooncryptid asked:

Well I can’t handle big noises, you have fun with your fireworks! Imma go find Matt

Tom: good luck finding him. he’s doing an “exercise” with the new recruits. he’s basically playing hide and seek, except he’s always the one hiding.

anonymous asked:

Sounds like it might have been hard to set up. I hope the test goes well.

Tom: … me too.

spooncryptid asked:

Oh! I’m good at hiding! I’m not the best at finding though. maybe I’ll uhh.. darn, there’s no one else that tolerates my existence

Tom: just wonder around for a bit, the soldiers will eventu-

???: FOUND YOU!

Matt: good job! now report to your superior your thought process.

???: yes sir!

spooncryptid asked:

WOA!! Oh! Hi Mattie!

Matt: wha- oh! hi weird cat! *energetic waving*

Tom: prince! what have i said about hiding in my work room!?

Matt: not to…

Tom: and why not?

Matt: because it’s dangerous and i could hurt myself…

Tom: and?

Matt: and i forget to lock the door…

Tom: exactly.

spooncryptid asked:

That was loud! I got spooked! You spooked me!

Matt: OH! i’m sorry!

Tom: whatever… prince you need to leave. i don’t want you getting hurt if this thing blows.

spooncryptid asked:

It’s ok! Loud things happen, can I hang out with you?

Matt: i don’t see why not.

Tom: remember, don’t bring him into the restricted section.

Matt: got it!

Tom: repeat.

Matt: don’t bring him into the restricted section.

Tom: good.

spooncryptid asked:

Oo, what’s the restrict section?

Tom: matt?

Matt: the place visitors aren’t allowed to go!

Tom: good.

Matt: *happy bat noises*

spooncryptid asked:

Well I’m not a visitor, I live here too! In the trash cans!

Tom: are you signed up as a soldier? if so we need to take a look at ALL the personnel files. there is no way something like you would get through the vetting process.

Matt: but you don’t have Clarence?

Tom: clearance.

spooncryptid asked:

No! I don’t wanna go to the vet!

Tom: … only soldiers?

Matt: with the proper clearance may enter any restricted areas.

Tom: excellent.

Matt: *very happy bat noises*

spooncryptid asked:

If it means going to the vet I don’t wanna go to the restrict section!

you have just given tom a very powerful weapon. he won’t forget that. matt drags you away with him.

spooncryptid asked:

So what do you wanna do Mattie?

matt is confused. he’s just taking you with him to do his daily jobs. his next job is delivering medical supplies from storage to the med bay.

spooncryptid asked:

Oh! I probably can’t help with that

Matt: oh thats fine! i don’t need help.

(it will take about three more asks to get to storage then two more to get to the med bay)

spooncryptid asked:

What are we bringing over?

Matt: bandages, needles, drip bags, just normal medical stuff.

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, I don’t like needles

Matt: thats okay too, i don’t have to take them out of the crates or anything. i just have to move them.

anonymous asked:

How often does the med bay need supplies delivered?

Matt: not too often, they only really deal with accidents on base. and things like red’s injury maintenance.

spooncryptid asked:

What kinds of injuries happen on base?

Matt: not much. mostly just recruits making mistakes in training or burns and cuts from research and development.

spooncryptid asked:

Have you ever been injured on base?

Matt: … do paper cuts count?

spooncryptid asked:

I’d think so! Paper can be evil!

Matt: yes paper is evil and mean! here you go.

???:thank you, prince sir. would you like your daily drink?

Matt: i think i’ll wait until dinner today.

???: of course sir.

spooncryptid asked:

Ooh, are you a prince?

Matt: *wistful sigh* i wish, but no, that’s just my code name around base.

spooncryptid asked:

When Tordie takes over the world is he gonna make you a real prince?

Matt: that would be lovely. *wistful smile*

spooncryptid asked:

Where would you want to be prince of?

Matt: red said it would all be one place when he was finished… so there.

spooncryptid asked:

Ooo, prince of the whole world

Matt: that sounds so luxurious! *happy bat noises*

spooncryptid asked:

You could do anything you wanted!

Matt: yeah!

spooncryptid asked:

What would you wanna do if you were a prince?

matt is content. he just shrugs.

spooncryptid asked:

I’d turn into a normal cat again

Matt: why would you need to be a prince for that?

spooncryptid asked:

Well I’d have to be able to find the person who can turn me back, and I can’t do that right now, if I was a prince I probably could!

Matt: i guess i never thought of it that way.

spooncryptid asked:

Yea, also I’d be able to make her do it, cuz even if I could found her now she wouldn’t do it

Matt: her?

spooncryptid asked:

She’s the one that made me an ugly potato baby!

Matt: does she have a name?

spooncryptid asked:

I don’t think I ever learned her name, if I did I don’t remember it

Matt: that’s too bad. maybe we could have helped you find her.

spooncryptid asked:

Really? You’d do that?

Matt: i don’t see why we wouldn’t!

spooncryptid asked:

I mean you and Tommy are the only ones who don’t completely hate me.. I mean, I don’t understand why even you’d go out of your way to help me

Matt: red says it shouldn’t matter what our personal opinions are we should always help if we can.

spooncryptid asked:

Oh.. I mean, I still feel like I’d be an exception to that rule, I haven’t been the best to people since I’ve been here

Matt: you could always ask him yourself. he’s in his office if you wanna.

spooncryptid asked:

He really doesn’t like me though, what if I get yelled at?

Matt: … so long as you just got to the point and asked he’d be pretty calm.

spooncryptid asked:

I dunno..

Matt: i mean you don’t have to. i just think it would make you feel a little better.

spooncryptid asked:

He’s kind of scary

Matt: why? what about him scared you?

spooncryptid asked:

Death threats and insults, I’m usually fine with it but talking about Her makes me feel things more

Matt: well… i’m almost done here, do you want me to come with you?

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, yea, that would help

Matt: alright! lets go!

spooncryptid asked:

Ok!

matt picks you up and rushes off to tord’s office.

spooncryptid asked:

Oh, am picked up! That’s.. it’s ok?

matt got a bit over excited… he put you down outside tord’s door.

spooncryptid asked:

Mmm, ok, we can do this

Matt: yeah.

Tord: *through the door* prince? you can come in.

spooncryptid asked:

//hides a bit behind Matt//

Matt: *shifts into a bat and flutters into the room clinging to tord’s back*

Tord: … well alright then… oh! what do you need?

spooncryptid asked:

//cough// uh, hey there.. Tord, good to see you

Tord: … did you need something?

Matt: *squeak*

spooncryptid asked:

I was just, uhh, I mean.. I-I was wondering if um... //nervous shaking// y-you uhm.....

Tord: *whispering to matt* does it have a point that it will be getting to.

Matt: *affirmative coo*

spooncryptid asked:

I-I’m uhh..... I-I don’t wanna be an ugly potato baby anymore.. um... I-I wasn’t before.. so, uh....

tord is waiting.

spooncryptid asked:

Th-there was, uhh.. I was- I can’t... //nervous silence// I-I’ll just go! sorry!

Matt: *SCREECH*

Tord: just calm down. really what do you need?

spooncryptid asked:

It’s nothing! I’m just- uh, I need to go find Pat and see if he’ll set me on fire again, right now, at this moment

matt screeches again as tord presses a button that closes and locks the door before raising an eyebrow.

spooncryptid asked:

Nevermind, I can die here, that’s fine too

okay stop. your doing the opposite of what Matt told you to do. what’s goin’ on here?

spooncryptid asked:

Tord spooky, emotions hard

Tord: that i understood. keep going.

spooncryptid asked:

I.. I-I just came in here to say that I can’t give you any candy today cuz my wittle paws hurt, that’s it! I’m just a bit more useless than normally!

Matt: *HISSSS*

Tord: i don’t like being lied to… i can tell you’re nervous but this is getting ridiculous.

spooncryptid asked:

If you let me out I’ll just go get run over by a car and stop wasting your time

Tord: that would upset matt. so no.

spooncryptid asked:

I just... //tears up// I-I don’t wanna do this!

Tord: … to… fucking… bad…

spooncryptid asked:

I’m fine! I don’t need it! I’m happy! //tries and fails at blinking back tears//

Tord: *glares*

spooncryptid asked:

I-It doesn’t matter!! It’s nothing! P-Please just let me go

Tord continues to glare at you as he grips the pen he’d been holding so tight it cracks down the middle and finally snaps in half… it was metal… in his flesh hand..

spooncryptid asked:

//flinches at the pen breaking// p-please it doesn’t even matter... y-you’d think it’s stupid

Tord: you have… one… last… chance.

anonymous asked:

Are you seriously playing the pity card after what you did dude?

he knows there will be consequences if he goes to far… so hush.

spooncryptid asked:

//chokes back sobs// I-I was a n-normal cat a-and I just w-wanted to be normal again!

Tord: *blinks* oh… is that all?

Matt: *affirmative nuzzle*

spooncryptid asked:

//ugly cries on the floor//

Tord: oh… oh my…

Matt: *worried squeaks*

Tord: …

spooncryptid asked:

//sniffling// C-can I go find a c-cliff to jump off of now?

Tord: no. matty batty would you be a sweetheart and go find somethings for me?

Matt: *affirmative flutter*

Tord: thank you. i need my necronomicon, tommy’s magic book and a first aid kit please, i seem to have metal and ink embedded in my palm. *unlocks and opens door for matt and closes it quickly*

spooncryptid asked:

Wh-what? What’re you gonna do?

Tord: look into if there is a magical fix for your problem. i haven’t tried to do magic in years but it’s worth a look.

spooncryptid asked:

Y-you’re gonna help me? W-why would you care?

Tord: someone should always be able to ask for help. and so long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else they should always receive it.

to that anon i told to hush…

spoon was giving me an opportunity to demonstrate something very difficult yet very important. an aspect of tord’s character that i had yet to really show and i wanted to capitalize on that. i apologize if i came off as rude or as if i was picking a side.

spooncryptid asked:

B-but... I thought you hated me?

Tord: what i feel towards you should not impact how you are treated.

spooncryptid asked:

That doesn’t make sense...

Tord: how so? you are a sentient being. you deserve everything any other sentient being receives.

spooncryptid asked:

I’ve hurt you and others, why would I still deserve help?

Tord: because, being an ass doesn’t make you any less then anyone else.

Matt: *squeak*

Tord: ah thank you. you can set that stuff on the desk. we can get started once I’ve dealt with my hand.

spooncryptid asked:

But wouldn’t you try to stop people who hurt you so they don’t do it again?

Tord: wounds mend. sometimes they get ripped open, but that doesn’t make a new wound, just makes it take a little longer to finally scar.

spooncryptid asked:

But what about hurting other people? You don’t know if I’ll still hurt people after this

Tord: you’ll be a cat. a cat with no claws. what are you gonna do?

spooncryptid asked:

I could still bite people!

tord finds it funny that you think that would scare him.

spooncryptid asked:

I mean, what if I got rabies or something and bit someone?

Tord: then you would be dying too…

spooncryptid asked:

I’d still be hurting someone!

Tord: okay. shut up. if i went by your logic i’d want most of the world dead. i don’t by the way.

spooncryptid asked:

... I don’t deserve help..

Tord: are you alive?

spooncryptid asked:

I guess??

Tord: then you deserve help.

endragoneel asked:

(is it okay to jump to tom?) hey tom! how’s your work going! it seems really rad!!! you e been working hard! have some tea-!

Tom: … uh… good… thank you?

(just so long as you don’t just randomly leave a conversation it’s fine)

endragoneel asked:

sorry for randomly popping up like that- i’m just excited to see your work! it looks awesome!

tom is flattered.

endragoneel asked:

you meantioned earlier you were gonna test it? :O!

Tom: yeah i just finished the first flight test. i’m about to start making adjustments.

endragoneel asked:

sounds exciting!! good luck with it!

you confuse tom at the same time as you flatter him. he likes you but thinks you’re a lot to handle.

endragoneel asked:

oh- sorry i try not to be overwhelming, but sometimes i can’t control it— can i watch the test? i’ll stand over there

tom doesn’t know where you’re gesturing to but it doesn’t really matter as he’s almost do-

tom exploded.

endragoneel asked:

no-! ah... is he okay? he can come back if he’s dead if not, right? SHOULD I GO GET EVERYONE?!

you act like they didn’t hear. yes he’ll be fine, he just needs to grow his legs back.

endragoneel asked:

i cant really help with that, can i... what should i do then?

not stand in any door ways… tord isn’t gonna stop so you can get out of the way.

endragoneel asked:

yeah... maybe i could fix the coffee maker if there’s nothing else? i could probably do that

as the only ones who drinks coffee tord and pau would appreciate that.

endragoneel asked:

it makes tea and hot chocolate too-! let me see— ah! it overheated. i wouldn’t worry tho, there’s plenty of parts around i could use (if i have permission?)

you’d have to ask tom, who’s unconscious… and bleeding out…

he’s lucky only the boots were out or tord would see.

spooncryptid asked:

WHAT WAS THAT SOUND IS THE WORLD ENDING?????

tord did not appreciate having that screamed in his ear. the moment he gets to the lab he’s dropping you.

anonymous asked:

oh no... i’ve come at a bad time >~<; -shy anon

not really… tom’s gonna fine in like half an hour.

(don’t be shy shy anon you are welcome here)

spooncryptid asked:

I have no idea why he was carrying me but ok

he wasn’t gonna leave you alone in his office.

spooncryptid asked:

That’s fair

you have been dropped rather abruptly. tord can’t hold you and open the door.

spooncryptid asked:

Ouch

if tom weren’t bleeding out tord might have cared.

spooncryptid asked:

Sounds fake but ok

i said might.

endragoneel asked:

oh, well luckily i didn’t much extra parts, i asked another soldier, they said yes! do, good news is that machines fixed! (i got some tea, your chamomile is excellent) bad news is, well... *sips tea* you know

tord does not appreciate your humor. he’s glaring.

endragoneel asked:

sorry tord, i don’t mean to be insensitive, i’m still new... how about i find out what else i can do to put myself to good use. Pat, what else can i do?

pat: *surprised* you noticed me? most people don’t. i’m sorry what was the question?

endragoneel asked:

what can i do to help? i just got here and tord already doesn’t like me... but i did fix the coffee machine!

pat: pau will be glad to hear that you fixed it. to help? could you go grab us a meal from the cafeteria, a big one, tom is going to be quite famished when he wakes up.

dudawakmax asked:

Ha ha... this is a bad time to come back.

tom will be happy to see you when he wakes up though and tord has relaxed quite a bit. matt wants a hug.

dudawakmax asked:

*hugs Matt* It’s gonna be fine buddy, Tom is strong.

Matt: duda!

Tord: hello again. we know but it still gets to us at times to see him like this.

Tom: *groan*

endragoneel asked:

sure! i’ll go see what i can find-

Pat: protein is best.

dudawakmax asked:

Funny how you guys used to hate me. Author-Chan sends kisses, she hopes Tom get better soon.(I wish I could use magic or something to help Tom, but I doubt the mod would let me)

Tord: we never hated you, we just distrusted you. you didn’t make the best first impression.

Matt: hi author-chan!

tom: … ow.

(did no one read the rules post! i actually MADE A RULES POST! its in the important info.)

endragoneel asked:

alright! i guess i’ll just ask if all else fails-

yes.

endragoneel asked:

i’m back- how’s everyone? here’s the food! *hands tord two trays* also, someone gave me this to give to matt

Matt: i’m not supposed to take food from strangers.

Tord: it’s okay blue can eat it, right blue.

Tom: fine. i need to regain mass anyway.

endragoneel asked:

this isn’t from me, a random person told me to give to you, matt... it’s packaged!

Tord: even more reason for the immortal one to be the one to have it instead.

Tom: most myths about vampires are just that but some are true.

Matt: i need to be careful not to eat too much garlic and to avoid certain types of mineral water.

endragoneel asked:

i don’t know what it is! but please be careful! how’re y’all holding up?

Tom: better, my legs have grown back, i just need to regain some muscle mass before i can walk again.

Tord: i’m okay too, just needed to calm down. sorry about the glaring and all, i was a bit… tense.

Matt: i’m hungry! i’m gonna go to the med bay and pick up a snack.

endragoneel asked:

oh! i think that’s what the package was matt! also, i’m glad y’all are okay <3

Matt: still can’t. sorry.

Tord: who the fuck sends blood to someone?!

Tom: at least it will make it easier to transform the mass into a usable form.

spooncryptid asked:

I hit my head and passed out, what’s going on?

tord dropped you on your ass.

spooncryptid asked:

I’m just making an excuse for disappearing, I guess my tiny legs just couldn’t keep up with everyone else being fast

Tord: oh quit complaining tom didn’t even have legs.

Tom: no matt carried me here, you were the slow one.

spooncryptid asked:

Ah, everyone hates me, finally things feel normal again

Tord: hate is to strong a word for what we feel for you, more like mild annoyance.

Tom: pat hates you, we just don’t really like you. there is a difference.

endragoneel asked:

well we could forget about it... tom do you need anything?

Tom: at the moment? just time. and maybe another blanket, its kinda cold here without matt.

spooncryptid asked:

Oh! I can be warm! //starts attempting to climb onto Toms bed//

tom picks you up and drops you between himself and tord.

(they all sleep on one huge bed at this point. if they didn’t matt would have night terrors, tord wouldn’t sleep at all and tom would be to restless an paranoid to even close his eyes.)

spooncryptid asked:

Why am I being picked up so much today?

Tom: because you small and slow?

Tord: *yawns* yeah, pretty much.

spooncryptid asked:

Well yea, but I was also small and slow on other days and I wasn’t picked up at all

… have you not noticed them warming up to you at all? i get that it can be hard to tell with tom but you must be able to see it from matt and tord.

spooncryptid asked:

Yea but it’s just the change from not really being physically integrated with at all one day, and being picked up by all three of the bois the next

think back to the show… how often was tom LITERALLY THROWN INTO SOMETHING BY HIS FRIENDS… these boys are grade a assholes. they found you annoying yes but tom and tord used to find matt annoying. also, you fed tom and you showed weakness to tord. matt just likes picking things up. your actions over today and yesterday did this. you fit in just fine. (also tord wants to keep you as a pet when he figures out how to change you back to a normal cat, if you wanted to stay of course.)

endragoneel asked:

i have another blanket! here~ stay warm! how’re you feeling now?

Tom: admittedly better, thanks.

endragoneel asked:

how’re paul and pat?

they are a couple rooms over getting ready for bed. you can visit if you want.

anonymous asked:

aaah >~> i’m back... it seemed better at this time- shy anon

yep.

spooncryptid asked:

//cuddles Tom// am warm! Am useful!

Tom: very *yawn* useful

anonymous asked:

lmao can i m!ask tom to be stuck in a monster form (once he recovers of course uwu) for 10 asks? like one that’s pretty big but small enough to fit in the base

… technically yes, but… mod t is under a lot of stress right now and art is not their main focus so it would still be just written responses for a little while longer. also ten asks seem to pass really fast on this blog… you still wanna do this?

endragoneel asked:

if everyone’s sleeping i think i’ll call it quits for the night- wait matt is still there! i’ll go introduce myself then

matt is on his way back from the med bay after having a midnight snack.

endragoneel asked:

hey matt~ i’m ever! *puts hand out so he can shake it*

Matt: ever what? *shakes hand very confused*

endragoneel asked:

Ever is the name! short for Everey! it’s a bit confusing and there’s lots of puns haha - how’re you?

Matt: puns?

(you’ve made matt very nervous. tread carefully.)

endragoneel asked:

oh uh... don’t worry about it! how’s life on the base? i just got here and it seems really rad !

Matt: life is good! better… good!

dudawakmax asked:

Nope! No puns! Not here, not now

Matt: DUDA! *squeezes*

(this is how he will always greet you.)

endragoneel asked:

oh! a person appears! the famous duda! nice to meet you<3

Matt: yeah duda is the best! they made tom and tord feel better after they had a “red” day.

dudawakmax asked:

Hey! Its nice to meet you. (Love ft too ❤) *hoop Matt* heya matt! How are you feeling?

Matt: *blink* boop!

(matt has returned the boop. he is very happy.)

endragoneel asked:

they sound very nice! hope i can help like that someday... i don’t think tord likes me that much...

Matt: … i kinda hope you never have to. but your willingness to try is sweet.

anonymous asked:

lmao (guess lmao anon is mah name) sounds good! i expected text... if ten asks goes too fast how about TWENTY YEEHAW

alright, i’ll start tomorrow cause right now he’s asleep.

endragoneel asked:

i didn’t mean it that way... well anyway, what’s your favourite thing to do here?

Matt: it’s fun to put on different uniforms and exploring the base! if my make-up is good enough they don’t recognize me and i get to learn how to do something new. every one is really nice here.

anonymous asked:

lmao he’s gonna be pissed when he wakes up

not really. his monster form is more natural to him than his human form. but he will get kinda annoyed when he remembers in his pure monster form he doesn’t have thumbs.

anonymous asked:

oh no they’re asleep >~< -shy anon

tom and tord are asleep. matt pau and pat are still up for a bit longer.

dudawakmax asked:

Awn! This new person is so sweet! I like them!!

yes they are! duda meet ever, ever, meet duda.

endragoneel asked:

that sounds fun! can we try it? also, very nice to meet you duda !! : D

Matt: maybe in the morning, i’m gonna head to bed soon. i don’t want to have to sleep alone after red and blue wake up.

endragoneel asked:

i should head to bed too! g’night! sleep well!

Matt: sweet dreams!

dudawakmax asked:

Goodnight honey!! See ya tomorrow

Matt: night. *yawn*

spooncryptid asked:

//whispering// hi Mattie, I’m useful!

he literally just walked into the room, saw you there and shrugged before picking you up, again, taking your place on the bed and plopping you onto his chest. he was out like a light.

#eddsworld #ew tord #ew tom #ew matt #ew pat #savior au #ask response #spooncryptid #endragoneel #dudawakmax #shy anon #lmao anon #ew-unfinished-au #mod x

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