nah man my twjirtter is fujekjd :skull: i cant take this amynore fucjinguhhhhh quackity is great fujc the teletuby man he looks like a moist sock
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I just wanna be sexy like an early 2000's mean girl talking smack in her hot pink tank top
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My drunkblr ways strike again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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hello drunkblr (I’m drunk) what’s up?
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All my friends are drunk again…
It’s me. I’m my friends.
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Been up for over 20 hours, watched enough episodes of Sunny earlier to barely qualify as a human being anymore... thinking of watching some more Sunny when I get home...
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Boy am I glad I don't have any major secrets to get off my chest anymore or majorly drunk me right now might just post them
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I wanna party like the hobbits
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If I ever die like do me a favour and don’t resurrect me this bitch needs a nap
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I think that my fish don’t like me cause every time they think I don’t see them they’re doing cool stuff hangin our in the front and eating and being neat but when they realize I’m watching they’re like hmmmmm time to be at the back of ththe tank hiding and doin fuckall 🙃
I love you guys no matter what but pls....... seeing you makes my day ............ I love you and I love to see you do stuff
It makes me feel better
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me and bae, alone again
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Ok while I didn't get absolutely plastered I am out of my mind enough to have forgotten my whole bag at the party and almost my bottle of booze
Luckily it was at a cousins place and it's nearby so I'll get it tomorrow
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I am living proof that wisdom does not always accompany age
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HELLO i am here to fuckin chat ❤️
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