oh god all she wanted was to go to prom and feel normal for one night because what was even left for her? she wasn’t going to college. she wasn’t escaping. she was staying home with momma for the rest of her life at best. she just wanted one normal night. just one.
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PROFESSOR PLUSH JUST DROPPED BABY
shane’s such a proud father
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one of my favourite things about the new dhmis series is that they make it clear the red guy absolutely should be wearing clothes he just chooses to embrace nudism
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I haven’t stopped thinking about this poem since I saw it in an art gallery (transcription under the read more)
I have eaten daffodils
I have eaten daffodils
Their delicate gold death is in my blood
Yellow fumes jealous of old thoughts -
I have swallowed more than
flowers
Mountains, rivers and plains
Men walking and the stars which are invisible.
I have eaten daffodils
Their death is in my blood.
Helen Saunders
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oh so saying goodbye never gets easier it only gets harder cool cool I get it :) <— wishes they did not get it
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I know it’s a silly meme on the internet rn but the way people are taking canon events to be one singular event and not, in fact, multiple well-established events over the course of a spider-person’s career that can differ in details is driving me a little bonkers
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absolutely adore sophie and alex’s dynamic this series. can’t quite put it to words but something about her take on the cement mixer task beginning with alex telling sophie ‘you have kind eyes’ and ending with her telling him ‘you’re going to die sooner than you think’ that just. really encapsulates it
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even if judi love doesn't win a full episode of taskmaster, she deserves a lifetime achievement award just for how quotable she is
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that post that’s like ‘the generation gap between me and people my age who use tiktok’ is real because I jokingly called my coworker a narc and in the most confused, pitiful voice they went ‘are you… calling me a narcissist?’ like oh bestie no 😭
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“I think that’s a fantastic moment from pre-history” ARDAN KING OF CATTINESS
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Dara and Fern’s outfits look like a supervillain and a superhero and John Keane looks like the civilian accidentally caught between their battle
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the dmhis fandom is very funny right now, because the spellings they’re using for characters names are not the spellings the subtitles used
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I do think something wonderful about these taskmaster series lately is just how damn snarky little alex horne is now. like, its always been a part of his persona on the show, just way more subtle, but these past few series he’s just been an absolutely delightful little shit
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