#dred.loki

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homestuck: beyond canon, but infinitely funnier because john from the hit webcomic homestuck is real.

#homestuck #homestuck beyond canon #hsbc #sollux captor #john egbert #candy timeline #comic #disguisedcomic #mine #idea from my discord friend :3 #dred.loki

[chessb0r3d]

i cracked the code.

#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself #ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual #believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more #than he kissed women(literally only once) #believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner #and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect #(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw) #jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes #but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings #what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend #all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic. #when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye #trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD #jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor #“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.” #“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her. #despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun." #dred.loki #I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES #homestuck #chss

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doodles of me and my friend's discord icon characters. (i'm john. dred's pochita)

#homestuck #john egbert #pochita #csm #mine #dred.loki

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we are the best crossover duo ever conceived, actually.

#homestuck #csm #john egbert #pochita #mine #crossover #dred.loki

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lil hal is a mage of mind.

#disguisedtalking #homestuck #lil hal #changedmy mind when no one was looking #friend confirmed it #dred.loki

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(obligatory screenshot for context)

Analysis from my friend Dred (ft. me) that's related to this post.

#ult dirkjohn #ult dirk #ultimate dirk #john egbert #hsbc #hs^2 #disguisedtalking #dred.loki

[disguisedcheezed]

the REAL ending of homestuck is jade harley shrinking everyone to make them fit in her pocket while she shrinks the bad guys to get squashed into a stain under sher shoe and beat the ever loving shit put of bec noir using a newspaper to take the ring. hurray!

also; jade harley is the best character in homestuck, and most people are wrong about her. -dred

#jade harley #homestuck #disguisedtalking #dred.loki

[chessb0r3d]

if you're still doing the ask game, CalliRoxy and GamTav?

CallieRoxy is cute, but I think what most people fail to realize that Callie is parasocial and she's like "self shipping" with her favorite "fictional character" from her favorite media Homestuck. (She doesn't realize that they are Real individuals who can slap her bald head.)

GamTav is in the middle because I think they're cute. (They only had one conversation that went "hey lets kiss" to be responded with "Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh *leaves*")

Anyway, Hussie doesn't know how to write romance.

#homestuck #gamtav #callieroxy #asks stuff #ask game #the angry pochita spoke to me(dredloki) #dred.loki

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Did you know you are so funny?

Hi Dred...

#haha spare me #throwawaymantreads #disguisedasks #dred.loki