#dont try this at home

[veronicathegoddess]

oh me? what am i doing? nothing much, just you know having silly little daydreams about him putting me in a chokehold as he rails me in doggy so he can feel how tight i get as i'm gasping for air because it makes him cum harder

#dont try this at home #this is unsafe #but its fun to think about #and to get yourself off too #mine

[maskednerd]

#toh #the owl house #philip wittebane #textpost memes #dont try this at home #this man is not a doctor

[rinqueraa]

lizard brain

#skk #soukoku #bsd #motorbike ride is great because they have an excuse to cuddle (for safety!!) and there is no eye contact #perfect for these touchstarved disaster gays #i spent the longest time thinking about how they should probably wear helmets but these chaotic mafia teenagers have survived far worst #a little unsafe motorbike ride is ok #dont try this at home

[unofficial-copilot]

⚠️🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨⚠️

GASOLINE IS NOT DRINKABLE.

#gasoline #gonna drink some tho #delicious #dont try this at home #copilot

[berrysquared]

She’s got a big bird

#mcyt fanart #pirates smp #pirates smp fanart #soupforeloise #p!eloise #berry art #this is one of my fave artstyles its so relaxing #big bird heron #you probably should not old a heron like that #maybe don’t hold a heron at all? #dont try this at home

[chinzillas]

- What's your name? - And what’s that for? - I'll send you a gift hamper.

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #thaidramas #thaidramaedit #thaidrama #tonanons #usernuria #userfra #todramaism #mjtag #thoresque #userjjessi #tesstag #tuserashinlae #first episodes of kp you'll always be famous #annagifs #me when i steal the wristwatch of a m4fia boss and i change the trajectory of my life #dont try this at home

[amiraallis]

This is how electromagnetism works, right?

#furry #furry sfw #furry art #art #comic #silly #science #electromagnetism #amiraallis comic #magnets #dont try this at home #or do idc dont get hurt #science jokes

[himbosimpraccoon]

fun phantom themed drinking game to try with your friends

put on phantom of the opera. every time anyone says music, night, darkness, mind or soul take a shot

extra fun special prize: hospital

#dont try this at home #please I did this with water and that was bad enough #poto memes #poto musical #the phantom of the opera #christine daae #erik poto #raoul de chagny #poto #diy alcohol poisoning #broadway #musical theatre #if you wanna make it extra fun add christine as a word you’ll be fucked in minutes #get ready to barely breathe during music of the night

[eatingmyinsidesout]

TW FOR SH!!!

Havent posted in a while 😨 skme of my fav pics from the last few months

First time cutting on that part of my thighs and my parents were pissseddddd

Couldnt play soccer for a month smh

It caught me off gaurd 😭

Had to make it aesthetic 🤷‍♀️

I swear i had better pictures but i always forget to take good ones 💔

#tw s3lf harm #tw self destructive behavior #dont try this at home #s3lfharmm #not on my last straw anymore suicide is lame #also food is too good to not eat #fuck eds ill stick to cutting #fresh cvts #mentally fucked #but not really #i have a therapist #life is looking bright! #sh but not suicidal

[savetheghost]

boutta make a potion of get through work

#dont try this at home

[jmdbjk]

Sweet Jungkook

The subs are up on his drunk Welive. 

For 2 hours and 20 minutes he hung out with us and drank beer. Actually it was about 2 hours and 10 minutes because that last ten minutes he spent snoring softly... sweet baby.

The main takeaways from this episode of “Jungkook Drinks and Sings in the Dark” are that there are shitty people out there.

It took him an hour and a half before he finally mentioned something that he admitted has been on his mind. He spoke very thoughtfully and so softly to us about how uncool it was that because of him doing the live from the gym, people showed up. He implored people to not do that and that it should be understood that Army and BTS should keep their distance. It was clear he was uncomfortable when it happened. 

He then went on singing but paused again for a brief reflective moment to ask “Why do you cheer for us?” And then he carried on singing again.

Shitty people ruin good things. That’s the gist of it. I have heard now that Jungkook will not be returning to Coach Tommy’s gym. That is reprehensible. This place has been a safe place for Jungkook (and supposedly Jimin) for a while and now shitty people have taken that away from them. Whoever you are out there who made Jungkook uncomfortable at one of his safe places, you are a shitty person.

Because JK is the adventurous kind, he says sometimes he wants to connect with us on the spur of the moment where ever he is. But now, he’s hesitating because he’s concerned for his own safety. We could have had wonderful live broadcasts in unusual places but shitty people are ruining it.

We just got to a point where Jungkook realized he can do a live from anywhere and y’all fucked it up. Stupid motherfuckers. 

#he left the candle burning #dont try this at home #shitty people ruin everything #jungkook sweet baby had stuff to say

[skittles-the-whumpee]

Totally not me getting really into pet whump...not just BBU...pet whump in general. So much so, I'm actually going to try wet dog food. I mean...it's said that one can survive on dog food in an apocalyptic situation, so I should survive trying it...right?

I should iterate, I'm not going to eat it often if I like it...that shit's expensive. x.x

#pet whump #dehumanisation #sweet skittles posting #whumpblr #dont try this at home #ooc: for anyone who's interested...it's Purina Pro Plan (Adult - Complete Essentials - Beef & Peas Entree)

[umbrarkzoo]

if you anger a hyena bad enough…they wont make laughing gas, but a gas that’ll make them laugh at least

#dont try this at home #bones #sol #zoodles #ocs #fnaf

[tekbro]

kill me

(where it began)

#memebro #kayla west #dont try this at home #tekbroarts #tekbro

[kafkaguy]

the worst feeling ever when you have so much to do but it's so much that it feels like nothing. Like it feels insurmountable it all piles up on top of itself and amounts to zero. and the problem is if i think about it strategically and logically it probably isn't that much but a) I've never thought about anything strategically or logically in my life and b) if i quantify it into a comprehensible amount im therefore acknowledging its real and by making it less than everything im making it more than nothing. And maybe the real issue is that im unmedicated but too scared and too busy to fix that. So I'll just sit on my ass until something changes for better or for worse

#dont try this at home

[mezmer]

Bro that damiana will fuck you up. Omg

#Not like high like it makes me so turned on at nighttime i get legitimately depressed I truly think damiana is spiritual theres something #Something supernatural about it #dont try this at home #of course i just bought another pound of it.