#done it during a call

[artbygem]

Tagged by; @justasmolbard ♡

Blank below for anyone who wants to do it too!

#cod oc #original character #simon ghost riley #addicted to sex? Maybe #done it during a call #gemmaxghost #ocxghostcod #the secrets are out #nothing to hide #gemma&simon“ghost”

[dogmoder]

people who think that jimmy should've taken the 7 years deal

#bcs #better call saul #bcs spoilers #better call saul spoilers #jimmy mcgill #specifically One Guy i saw on reddit but like anyone who thinks this kind of missed the point of his actions imo #the whole show has been about this guy and his inability to cope in healthy ways - his brother hating him and later his eventual death #after that howard's death and his divorce #we see hints of it during the early seasons - whenever jimmy feels dejected #or put down he goes back to cons and scams so he can feel like a winner again. so he can be on top for once #the whole saul goodman persona is him trying to distract himself from how devoid his life actually is of any deep meaningful relationships #jimmy confessing in the finale is his acceptance of what he's done. he's finally stopped running from everything #is he going to die in prison for his crimes? maybe. but he's finally stopped lying to himself #he can finally start to move on after repressing everything all these years #it's a bittersweet ending but it was perfect imo

[vilyar]

participated in my first art party!! was fun, didnt know how to behave so i just stood in middle of it, drew random sketches, didn't ask for anyone's @'s and said absolutely nothing to anyone. oops

#was fun tho! once again i tried to take the 'finished not perfect' approach to drawing these #otherwise i wouldnt get anything done #vsartparty #roigen. do you have any idea how difficult asuras are to draw. do you #my art v #i lied i yelled at roigen during it but thats it #this looked so empty i just threw some old doodles in middle of it dkjfdks im soo bad at composition #apologies to messing everyones armor. call that artistic freedom or something #this is also my very shy 'hi gw2 fandom' message to anyone out there

[ruporas]

“It’s about time you gave me one hell of a show!”

#kingdom hearts #axel #how many dramatic characters can i draw in this pose #i wouldnt even call axel a dramatic character but he was sure acting his heart out in castle of oblivion #when it comes to post KH i dont Really think about axel's past actions a lot but #whenever i go back down the road of 358/2 and reread castle of oblivion #it's just so Funny how he was during this period..... his murder spree era.... and hes just giggling to himself in the room alone #its nice to revisit #hes so silly #anyway now im done #back to gk soon #i was in a drought this week bc no new episode </3 #ruporas art

[icouldhyperfixatehim]

emma donoghue//the pull of the stars

#23.5 #23.5 the series #liomsa #liomsa: 23.5 #liomsa: edits #i've been warring with this monster for hours and i'm not sure if i like it actually lmao #but it IS done and i AM posting it #yes i'm using a quote from a book about a maternity nurse during the spanish flu epidemic it's called creativity

[wheucto]

anyways. the "hell" in BFDI is not actually hell but rather an afterlife which resembles hell in looks. the only people who went there were people who died in trash compactors in the charades challenge, and nickel suggets that because they died in a similar manner they were sent to this afterlife. that implies that afterlives seem to be based on how you die, and this is the "crushed in a trash compactor in the charades challenge" afterlife.

#wheucto #wheucto speaks #bfdi #bfdia #bfdi spoilers #bfdia spoilers #has it been long enough to stop tagging spoilers? not sure #NEways #i've heard a lot of people calling it hell. which. fair enough. it does look a lot like hell. i would call it hell in a joking manner #but i do want people to know that i'm pretty sure this ISN'T hell but rather an afterlife which looks like hell. i don't think hell exists #- in the bfdi universe as we know it as a concept. since hell is like where you go as punishment if you've been an immoral person and done #- immoral things but this isn't punishment at all. it's just some place you get sent when you die that has no relation to how you acted in #- life as a person #so this is not hell. this is the “crushed in a trash compactor during charades” afterlife. #well. if nickel's theory is correct #it still could be hell. but i doubt it bc no one else is in there. if this is hell_ there should be more than the #crushed in a trash - #- compactor people. #so i find nickel's explanation better. he might be wrong. but i find it the best explanation

[why-the-heck-not]

19.12.23, tuesday

0.5h of coding lol

wasn’t having the best day so decided to finally watch the barbie-movie (it’s on hbo rn) bc figured that could cheer me up

but bc the universe loves a good timing, on the grocery store trip after, some dudes came to me like ”which one of us would u fuck?” and that annoyed me way more than it should’ve. Like cmon, it’s 10pm at a grocery store; if you’re not cottage cheese or olive oil get tf out of my face

just a short evening walk bc it was windy and I was annoyed

#also the barbie-movie; it was fine #not my favorite but I didn’t think it’d be bc I don’t rly usually go for that genre #also at this point the hype had got to me so my expectations were very unfair #the set tho; it looked so good #I love how I planned that I’d be a machine now this week so could actually not stress during christmas but it’s looking out to be like one #of the most unproductive days I’ve had all autumn lol #i’m thinking if I should just call it and start the holidays now and just idk catch up on some of the days in between christmas & new years #and I do have 8 days after new years before other courses start #but idk if I do thay I might not rly be able to chill during christmas #like rn I’m thinking if I should bring my laptop with me just in case I could squeeze a couple hours here & there during the few days #which is not the thing to do obviously; like it’s 5 days I can be apart from my laptop for 5 days #but it feels like with the amount of stuff I’ve gotten done I rly couldn’t afford a 5 day break rn #idk I’ll figure it out I won’t bring a laptop just to haunt me #(I’m bad at fully relaxing; there’s always the ’’u could be doing something productive tho’’-voice) #(which I don’t listen but then I just get nothing done and also never rly relax which is good super good) #(can u tell im still annoyed at everything rn lol sorry for the tag rant) #december 2023 #2023 #today

[bichaels]

i have an affinity for epic failure divorcees

#my two autisms combining their power to make me draw an elaborate piece of art #jimmy mcgill #kim wexler #better call saul #my art #drawn to life #this is my last piece lol im done #i got a lot of art done during my shadowban #im free yall im FREE

[stargirlfeyre]

Rhysta shippers have this incredibly weird fixation with Rhys manipulating Nesta into sexual acts or showing this physical aggression towards her. Which is kind of strange when you take into account the fact that according to them, they hate him because he’s a sexual assaulter but they also fantasize about him sexually assaulting their fav???

This is something I’ve noticed for a while now and for all they whine about how much they ship them because they’re “two powerful beings who are actually equal to one another” they have this habit of making Nesta a victim to him…Like I don’t even have to bring up Feyre to explain why that ship and it’s shippers are deeply fucked up.

#nesta archeron #rhysand #rhysta #nesta x rhysand #acotar #acomaf #acowar #what’s even crazier is that in canon he’s not like that at all. during his sex scenes with feyre he’s never manipulative or wanting control #over her in any way…thats why I can’t even take this ship seriously cause like this isn’t even Rhys. This is a random stereotypical mafia ya #copy that you’re calling Rhys. people who ship these two claim it’s done because they have a deeper understanding of the series and it’s #characters when in reality you understand dogshit about these people and you don’t like who they are in canon so you cope with that by #opening ao3

[natelia-aldelliz]

"Ah, Nik, wait!"

Nikolai turns back around at the sound of the Captain's voice.

"You're going to make me miss my flight," he pretends to complain, not able to keep himself from smiling.

Price rolls his eyes. "You're the one flying your flight back home."

Nik chuckles. John looks annoyed, but clearly it's not directed at him if him relaxing in his presence is to be believed.

"Anyway, I won't keep you long, I just need you to teach me how to say something in Russian."

There's a terrible idea rising in Nik's mind. He tries to ignore it at first.

"There's this guy, he's a fucking asshole and I'd like to tell him to go fuck himself in his native language."

He nods distractedly at Price. But it would be the perfect moment... He leaves right after that, after all... And John wouldn't understand right away, he'd have time to go hide somewhere.

"Right," he clears his throat and smiles at Price. "I can do that, sure. Repeat after me, try to remember the words : я -"

Price squints his eyes in concentration. He looks so fucking cute that Nik could die.

"Ya -"

"влюбилась"

"Woah, okay, vl...vlyoubeelas?"

Nik's smile is growing. "Good," he says, voice lower. Swears that John's cheeks are redder than they were before. Interesting. "в"

Price frowns. "Just 'vv' ?"

"Да. And finally, тебя."

"Tyebya."

Nik's heart is starting to beat a bit faster, apparently just now realising what he was doing. There's no going back now.

"Now the whole thing : я влюбилась в тебя"

John's brow furrows more in deep focus. "Ya vlyoubeelas vtyebya."

Damn, that makes Nik's cheeks warmer and his smile wider. He knows that Price doesn't mean it, doesn't even know what it means, but if that's all he's going to get, he's going to cherish it inside his heart.

He isn't sure John will want anything to do with him when he'll look it up, after all, he hasn't survived this long by having too high hopes. His smile softens and he nods at his friend.

"Not bad. Remember the words."

Price huffs. "Of course I'll remember the words. Now go, wouldn't want you to miss your own chopper back home."

Nik laughs and shakes his head as he turns around and walks to his helicopter. He stops before climbing in, turns his head back towards the Captain.

"Oh, and John, don't actually tell him that, he has no right to hear it."

He knows Price well enough to know that he's sighing right now, but he's too far to hear it.

"What did you even teach me?" He asks in a jokingly tired voice.

Nik grins back at him. "You'll have to look it up, зайчик."

#cod mw #captain john price #cod nikolai #nikprice #prikolai #nikolai just has the kindest eyes ever they look like a baby cow's eyes #and he has a very nice smile #i love him #anyway #i'll go back to ghostsoap content in a bit i swear lmao i also have a ghostsoaproach thingy in the works because bug boy needs love #also i've checked on ao3 and the number of nikprice fics is horrifyingly low that's a crime #and yeah i gave price a praising kink it wasn't on purpose but i think he deserves it #i think he'd be a mess if nik held him and praised him for all he's done and he couldn't escape the kind words and just had to soak them in #cause i don't think anyone except his gay bestie laswell regularly tells him he does a good job #like gaz and soap and even ghost are all looking up at him with stars in their eyes and they definitely think he does a good job #but they don't directly tell him even if he does know they think that #& tbh if nik looked at me with his kind eyes and told me kind things i'd cry imagine if he does that to someone he loves and who loves him #qsjfqiohgqksjfqo #if you want to know who in these games i think has a praise kink i can tell you #alex for sure i'm convinced he was flustered during all his missions in mw 2019 (also has a calling people sir/ma'am in the bedroom kink) #price apparently but only if it's by someone he considers an equal in rank and experience #bc then he'd know the person knows what they're talking about and isn't just talking nonsense #soap but he needs to be made to feel like he deserves it or he just cries because he has *issues* #ghost sometimes when everything gets too loud; but he generally prefers to give praise than receive it bc it can feel too raw #i think rudy has a giving praise kink tho like alejandro is pretty normal about praise but rudy loves drowning him in it until he's soo red

[bellaaldamas]

@stupidrant this is the official, SMS approved (hopefully) gif everyone should use whenever they encounter a fandom troll.

#because any other reasoning just wouldn't work on those people #yesterday stumbled across another troll comment (though not a new one) from an Odin apologist #saying that Odin 'never abused Freya' and women like her 'always lie about those things' #alas there's no option to post gif responses in the YT comment section #otherwise I'd be doing that on a hourly basis whenever seeing nonsense like this; or posts about how #'Thr*d and Atreus should get together; because apparently a girl punching a boy in the face before trying to #chop his head off as he lies helpless on the ground (which she would've done if her mother hadn't interfered) after calling him #'a killer just like his father'; or a boy 15 years of age playing a parent to girl's actual parents - one of whom is #a semi-functioning literally gigantic alcoholic who slaughtered this boy's people and bragged about it in front of him - #is a basis for healthy romance #rather than an actual healthy and equal and caring relationship between Atreus and Angrboda #who trusted him when he admitted he had no idea what he was doing and agreed to share responsibility with him #which was supposed to be his all along but that he wasn't ready to take just yet #in addition to opening up about her own pain of losing both parents just to help him feel better #and aiding him in embracing their shared heritage which was what Atreus wanted from the moment he #learned of his giant background and 'Loki' #that is on top of taking care of Fen while Atreus embarked on a quest of his own (both times) and being the only one who could #sooth him back into human form during his animal transformations using only words of support and physical gentleness

[quortknee]

some of my durges heehee some of my tavs: [part 1] [part 2]

#HIII dont read the tags if you dislike talks of extreme violence OR murder OR torture OR cannibalism OR just general bhaalist activities lol #if u do read the tags though llol hiiiii sorry for the ramble but erm. enjoy ig #something ive done with all my durge playthroughs is have orin take a trophy from each of their bodies in some way. #in this case; casimir's horns and carrion's right eye #she took casimir's horns and capped them in gold as a slight #before da lobotomy cas said the way shed kill herself after murdering the world was to forge herself a crown of gold from her own horns #cas wanted to be king of the murdered world in the name of her father. therefore crown. yeag #“crown” as in she would pour molten gold over her horns and let it drip down and boil her alive before she joined murder dad in death #so thats exactly what orin took from her #she made her horns into a golden crown then took it from her by cutting them off #in my head orin made the crown of horns wearable and would wear it during their duel #carrion's trophy situation is different from casimir's #carrion's name pre-orin lobotomy is still unknown to her #carrion was just the first thing she remembered when she woke back up after everything #all because orin called her that while torturing her #orin picked at her body like it was carrion and she was a vulture. she plucked out her eye and cut her open and ate her flesh and innards. #and when carrion finally remembered this she decided to keep the name and wear it with pride #as she would the the world's final piece of carrion #made to be the final rotten meal for her father to supp on after the world dies by her hand #she would be the carcass that houses the world. a true gift of flesh and murder only for her father #ALSO orin kept carrion's eye in a jar on her desk to look at fondly while doing her creative writing or whatever idk. #after carrion killed orin and found her eye she ate it lmfao #ok that’s all bye :3 #my art #my durges #bg3 #bg3 art #artists on tumblr #baldurs gate 3 #dark urge

[tianmijun]

5/∞ of 黑花 || Reunion: Mystery of the Abyss (2022)

the amount of STARING they do in this entire movie made me absolutely lose my shit because they are so SOFT and CONCERNED and PROTECTIVE and a bunch of other words about each other and i can’t believe this passed censorship but not hyx

#this was perfect casting #what a brilliant heihua pair #i have a list of timestamps where theyre just GAZING at each other #this movie also reinforced my kink for competence #because these 2 just get shit DONE #i can go ON about their characters and their actors #ji xiaobing basically went down into spllits during one of their fight sequences and i was SO turned on #also im pretty sure hei ye kept implying theyre a thing bc who tf calls their platonic buddy a kitty casually #can y'all tell heihua is my ride or die yet? #i just really really loved this #heihua #黑花 #hei xiazi #xie yuchen #dmbj #ji chen #ji xiaobing #thisseatgifs

[todayisafridaynight]

‘who stays up to draw shun akiyama’ me mfer

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #shun akiyama #tatsuo shinada #yoshitaka mine #yakuza 3 #yakuza 4 #yakuza 5 #snap sketches #he's become my Draw While Calling Friends muse this happens every time now #drawing the first one live was AWFUL cause my friend thought i was being INSANE during STREAM and drawing ns/fw #and they dont know anything bout yakuza so i just had to awkwardly explain the premise #initially i just wanted to draw his bod cause i think about how lanky bro is all the time #but then i went with an alt ver because uhhh i wanted to </3 #i actually colored the drawins at the bottom but i didnt like it so i just reverted to grayscale #-which was my initial plan anyway idk why i wasted time colorin and shadin.. #w/e they're done with so #but yeah while i was drawing the ones at the bottom my friend dm me askin to call #and i didnt know who else to draw so now we're here <3 #anyway i just think mine and akiyama shouldve been allowed to be in the same room together for like five seconds #i think that woulda been a great thing to watch

[tswwwit]

I would love, even if its just its just brief summaries, to know the different thoughts going through bills head throughout the last smut. (mainly when he got the text and when dipper starts just blurting out thoughts and ideas bc i think those moments would be fun to see)

Imagine you're having the shittiest day at work. You're gritting your teeth and hanging onto it by your fingernails, knowing that eventually dealing with this absolutely idiotic, waffling, overstuffed, condescending dipshit of a client will be done with, you'll charge him out the nose for your services - which will probably be, like a hundred dollars, the way this is going! What bullshit. At least afterwards, you can collapse onto the bed and complain to your spouse about it. Which you have been doing, actually, waiting for a decent excuse to bail or check out early.

Then you get a text. And it's your partner saying they got you a brand new console, your favorite pizza - Oh! And a million bucks in untraceable cash - but you might have to kick your shitty client in the nuts so hard his eyes pop out. Does that sound... okay? No pressure or anything.

The reason Bill was a minute later than expected is because even he needed a moment. It was the sheer whiplash from going from Shit to Fucking Amazing.

#answers #Bill went from full on eeueuughhh about his day to practically having hearts floating around him #Perhaps literally depending on the magic situation in the place he was in #In my head Bill was 'hired' by a (shitty) villain and he got out of it by doing a quick betrayal and demanding to be cast out by the 'heros #“I Got THIS to get back to!! You think I wanna keep him waiting???” #He already hovers in his normal triangle form but this man was practically floating with delight heading back to Dipper #A graph of Bill's mood would start out super low then spike sharply at the pic #It then stays super high up with more spikes during all the shenanigans #After the smut they likely get cleaned up. Cuddle. And talk shit about idiots they've had to deal with #Bill Cipher has gone from doing his evil deeds and playing piano to an empty bedroom while raiding his own bar for distraction #To coming home to someone who'll listen to him bitch about his day and absolutely bicker with him about it #Calling him the worst thing in the universe. A scourge upon reality. #The most clever awful bastard. How *dare* he be handsome that's a crime -and frankly Dipper basically did it for him so he can't take credi #And sometimes even saying 'yeah you didn't *entirely* deserve to be screwed over that way. I could have done that *way* better.' #While Bill rests his head in his lap. Having someone listen to him ramble while he gets his hair played with. Lots of really good kisses #Warm. Close. Grossly domestic. But hey! Even *sex* can seem gross if you phrase it weird and *that's* a normal demonic pleasure #Sometimes fun things are just fuckin' FUN y'know?? Even if this one seems weird to other demons #It's. Nice. REALLY nice. #There's absolute no goddamn way he's going back to NOT having this #Even death won't pry it out of his greedy little mitts

[yenpondering]

Entitled customers are funny, imagine kicking up such a fuss with our managers that 2 mall security guards had to be called to come mediate all because you and your wife not only can't read but also can't see that our menu literally serves soft poached egg, not a boiled egg, in our Japanese rice bowls

Anyway read the menu properly y'all and ask questions if you're unsure, don't be a dick to hospitality workers especially over dumb shit

#this happened yesterday during boxing day #it was truly hilarious to me #this lady came to complain about our egg not being boiled fully #to which my managers were like 'yeah our menu only serves soft boiled it's shown and written very clearly on it' #but apparently this lady wasn't happy with that answer cause she left and then sent her husband back with the bowl to argue!!!! #and my managers were like nah we're gonna call security to mediate cause this guy legit just kept raising his voice #anyway in the time span of waiting for security to show up #this guy literally pulls his phone out to record a negative review of us which lmao alright #and then proceeds to tell customers looking at our menu to not order from us cause we've got bad food #they still ordered from us anyway with 1 customer saying to my coworker that they hoped he left soon cause he was making them uncomfortable #anyway security shows up and them + the guy + my managers talk for like 10+ minutes #with this guy apparently mentioning at one point that he wants us shut down #just to remind y'all if you're reading this that this is all over a soft boiled egg that is very clearly shown on the menu #and the whole thing ended with 1 of the security coming in to the shop to watch us remake the bowl without the egg #because apparently the guy was afraid we'd do something to his bowl #security looked done with this and apologised to us for this guy being so rude #also before anyone says anything both this guy and wife were fluent in English so it wasn't a matter of them not being able to read our men #and also again our bowls show a very obvious not hard boiled egg #anyway i hope they had an awful day afterwards for being such entitled dicks to us