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yume-danshi · 10 months

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Disclaimer: This is mainly me venting. I KNOW I'm biased due to personal factors, but I needed to get this off my chest.

Ever since Season 4 of Black Butler has been announced, I've been seeing a resurgence of Dad!Seb posts/content, and I just...

I understand simping for Sebastian, having AUs, all that - but when did we as a fandom start pretending he's not a soul hungry demon who'd eat OCiel the microsecond he got the chance? Did we all forget what happened in the Green Witch Arc, or...?

Sebastian isn't some loving demon who took pity and wanted to raise OCiel and love and protect him. He's a demon who made a contract with a human who happened to be a child, an Earl who needed said demon to take the guise of a butler. The other servants may love OCiel and want to protect him for having a hand in saving their lives, but Seb? Seb just wants dinner. We're reminded of that constantly.

Not to mention, OCiel doesn't trust him at all. One of Seb's literal contracted conditions is not to lie to him, not to betray him. You think if OCiel trusted Seb that he'd have done that? If memory serves, there's a number of times OCiel states, very plainly, that he doesn't trust Sebastian at all. Again, I'll reference the Green Witch chapters even if OCiel wasn't exactly clear minded for that - no spoilers, but manga fans will hopefully know what I'm talking about.

My point is, OCiel doesn't trust Sebastian. Sebastian doesn't see OCiel as his kid who needs to be protected. They both know exactly what their arrangements are, and both of them want it done and over with. OCiel isn't drawing it out, he's trying to fulfill his revenge as close to "on his own" as a literal child can, and utilizing the demon he has while he also balances his duties as an Earl (albeit poorly in some cases). The only reason he keeps Sebastian around is the contract, and the only reason Sebastian hasn't eaten him yet is because the terms of said contract aren't complete.

So please, can we at least acknowledge that Dad!Bastian is just an AU? Please? Cause it really makes me sick to see people saying Seb genuinely cares for OCiel like that.

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anxietywriter · 3 months

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spare me the indignity

Nothing's New - Rio Romeo

prompts based off that song bc ughhhh i like it. the way the tone changes throughout the song to sound more desperate. my beloved. these are kind of sad. because the song is sad. second person pov bc i am lazy.

TW: sadness, half??? all of this is breakup stuff :(((

it's standing on their doorstep in the rain, begging them to take you back. torn between pounding on their door and giving them space. dropping to your knees in defeat and feeling the cold patio on your knees, the way your breath heaves. the nausea at the thought that it's all over. the pleas fall so easily from your lips, please i'll do better, please i'll change, please give me one more chance, please let me prove it to you.

being surprised when they accept your proposal to go out together. a date. and you're so happy. you've pined for ages for a chance at this, for them. you dress up, straightening out your clothes with a plan to take them somewhere nice. so it stings a little when you see that they haven't done the same. when you speak with them only to be met with curt, nearly hostile responses. and you're confused, then angry. what kind of person accepts a date just to act like a jerk? they're wholly indifferent and cold, they won't even let you hold their hand. and you're hurt. perhaps that's why you don't see the regret and panic in their eyes when you leave.

you're wholly in love. just a few months and you're absolutely taken by their sweet pet names and promises. you talk with them everyday, checking your messages constantly. you're excited. eager. you spend all the time you can with them because damn your heart you've fallen so fast and you're already imagining life with them. the one curse with routine, with pattern. with talking everyday, saying good morning and good night... is that you notice when it slows to a near stop. and you panic, leaving them messages and voicemails, asking them what's wrong. and they say nothing. you repeat it back to them, feeling the lie on your tongue. you don't say anything. you pretend it's normal. you hope they come back. they don't.

related to the one above, in an aftermath sort of sense. they stop talking to you entirely. everything, gone, they avoid you, ignore your messages, block your number. just gone. and you leave them alone, because that's clearly what they want. and all that love turns to grief. so much time, wasted. so much love, wasted. and you're so bitter. because the least they could've done was said something. was to end it clean when you confronted them. but no, they let you embarrass yourself. pleading to an empty void to come back. and you're so angry that they stole away even your dignity. it's the way you knew that you should've ended it yourself. but you were in too deep. eyes still fogged up from that love drunk feeling.

taking them for granted. you grow bored, everything's the same. you fall into complacency. the two of you never go on dates anymore, hardly even spend time together. and when you do, it's the same stale silence or conversation. nothing's ever new, which is why you pick up on how different they look at you one day. the love has faded from their eyes. that's how you knew it was over. and their voice was quiet as they broke up with you, barely a murmur. and your voice warbled as you replied. and everything was quieter after that. duller than you ever thought possible.

#prompt list #writing prompts #story prompts #it scratched my brain i'm sorry guys #the angst was too good

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kmixer · 9 months

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Kim's rules

General rules!

°•☆ my rule book will most likely be long, bc i just want to have strong boundaries that won't be suppressed

°•☆ if ur under 15 I really would not recommend reading my fanfics when they're tagged like #smut because these are just not for ur age yet!

°•☆ personal please: do not interact when ur homophobic, racist, antishifter, and a Karen. There is something called scrolling or blocking, so please don't waste ur energy hating because I would just laugh my ass of at ur useless comments *>*

°•☆ I'll always try to post but I have school and I'll have to deal with that to, so please be patient with Me and posting! <3

Request!

°•☆ request are always open unless my bio says they're not, and please don't ask me when they're closed bc it can maybe contain a sensitive subject of who knows what and also a bit of respect please.

°•☆ if you want a fanfic writen then I need character name and a scenario, pics or a song so I can base it on that!

°•☆ Reminder I only make fanfics abt Mha, demon slayer, Haikyuu, Spiderman across the spider verse, Jujutsu Kaisen Attack On titan, One Piece Life Action and the blue eye samurai at the moment but maybe in the future I'll add some more!

Will write!

°•☆ Female reader

°•☆ neutral gender reader

°•☆ POC reader

°•☆ NSFW (only with aged up or timeskipped characters)

Won't write!

°•☆ Gore, Yandere, or other possessive things, I feel very uncomfortable writing and reading them, so sorry, no

°•☆ any NSFW minors, I will not write NSFW with 16 /17 or younger year old in it only if they're aged up

Please Do's!

°•☆ giving me feedback on my writings! I am not really known to writing fanfics but I really want begin doing it so I would love some nice feedback, but please stay nice though!

°•☆ being patient with me! I have a lot of write blocks which mean I won't write for some time but I'll always try to write!

°•☆ giving me tips on my word spelling English isn't my first language so I would really appreciate it when u would help with it!

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°•☆ please don't spam me with questions of when I will post again or when I will do your request, I will most likely ignore you when you do that so no use spamming

°•☆ stealing my own ideas. I don't have much creativity, and I would find it absolutely rude when you steal my ideas without giving credits. I would report and block you. Also, if u see someone who did this, please tell me I would highly appreciate it!

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°•☆ request things I obviously won't do and continue to ask to do them. It just wastes your and my time and I would also most likely ignore you

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°•☆ threatening me with things when I don't do ur request. Threatening won't make anything better because making me uncomfortable will most likely end up with you blocked or reported so yea

I will most likely add some things in the future but this is it for now! Sorry @anikaluv for not asking you to use ur layout, I will in the future!

ALL THE CREDIT GOES TO THIS LOVELY PERSON @anikaluv I USED HER LAYOUT SO PLEASE CHECK OUT THEYRE ACCOUNT CAUSE THEYRE AMAZING!!

A fanfic will come in tomorrow bc now my mind is blank

Cya guys then

Tagglist: @anikaluv @joliety

#ruleposting #blog rules #rules #fanfic rules

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arminiloveyou · 2 years

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hii :33 i just came across your page and was hoping if i could request male aot and jjk matchupss; you can ignore this if matchups are closed though !!

so... i'll start with a general description — i'm 18+, straight, and smol LMAO (5'3), but i otherwise look p average: long hair/dark eyes (behind the frame of my glasses). i'm rly introverted, and i'm not the type to speak out unless spoken to, though if we fall into conversations abt something meaningful, i'd gladly share my thoughts.

likes — i don't have much i like in a materialistic sense, but the several few are: my piano, tea (i drink it everyday like it's water LOL), my devices. as for hobbies... i'm in love with classical music. it's going to sound incredibly cliché but i live my life around it (ironic, considering how i study something in a completely different field), and it makes up a p big part of who i am as a person so i practice the pieces on my list whenever i can. on the academic side, i'm passionate abt science, medicine specifically, so i do a lot of readings for that during my study blocks. If i'm not doing either though, you'll find me spending quality time with my family/friends, writing, or just simply relaxing.

dislikes — rude/selfish/arrogant/unreasonable (as in, ppl who won't listen) ppl, wasting time, waking up late (but i'm guilty of this oops)

needs/wants — my degree T_T and to make my biggest supporters in life (my close friends and family) proud of my efforts in whatever endeavour. there aren't rly traits i think my partner should have...? j be authentic rly, bc i'm rly not the type to become close w anyone (be they a friend or potential partner) easily, so if i like them, it will be bc of themselves and their philosophies.

thank you so much for taking the time to read this !!! again, i'm sorry if matchups are closed, and pls j ignore this if it is. i hope you have a great day wherever you are in the world !! rmb to stay hydrated and always know that you come first 🍹💛

hi cutieee hope you enjoy your matchup!!! thank you for those reminders - i needed the second one<3

for jujutsu kaisen i match you with…

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI

soft boy is attracted to how shy n quiet you are. since he’s the same it makes him both comfortable but he also views you as mysterious n alluring. he thinks your interest in classical music especially is something notable about you. he’s so intrigued when he eavesdrops n hears you talking about it with the others. what is it about you that makes this your passion? what would it feel like for you to talk about him with such adoration? can you tell he’s holding his breath? shit does he look awkward sitting off to the side right now? you make his mind raceeeeee. his face’s no different when y’all get randomly paired together for an assignment but!!! please believe he’s shaking inside. he starts thinking of you when he trains - you become his biggest motivation to get stronger. another thing he overhears one day is how you’d care about your s/o’s philosophy n he travels down yet another rabbit hole - am i a good person? would they think i’m good? do they approve of my actions? my thoughts? he lets his feelings slip after you get slightly injured on a mission with him “jeez y/n!! you should’ve been careful agh now you’re hurt!!” “megumi it’s just a scr-“ “no that doesn’t matter… look i’m tryna be stronger for you but i can’t always be here please be careful i… i like you…” he walks away immediately after feeling soooo ashamed for “embarrassing” himself

for attack on titan i match you with…

JEAN KIRSTEIN

jean can be sooo selfless n his interactions with you are no exception - rather an amplification. “you’re hungry? what do you wanna eat? you like tea right? what do you want with it? i’ll get you some… no really it’s no problem” “ahhh you’ve been studying so much y/n… when’s the last time you slept? for how long? awh y/n…” he’s such a mom but he’s so genuine n… it’s kinda hot… he’s always so supportive of you n absolutely freaks out before meeting your family for the first time… n the twentieth time… he just wants to be the perfect man for you!! deep down inside he knows he is but what if those close to you don’t perceive him that way? n what if life gets in the way? he thinks you’re so cute… the first time y’all fell into a long one-on-one convo together he literally could’ve passed out, he can’t remember a time he was ever happier… he gushed about it to connie n sasha n even wrote about it in detail in his journal justtttt in case he forgets… though he never does. he’s such a sweetheart!! marry him pleaseeee he wants to ask you in a few months he literally daydreams about domestic life with you… cleaning on sundays, cooking together, watching documentaries together… just being together

#arminiloveyou.matchups #aot matchup #jjk matchups

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echy-hexi · 5 years

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Me:You let a pyro have a match... What did you think she was going to do? Just light her cigarette?

My dad, almost having his eyebrows singed off:Yes

Me:...I'm disappointed

My dad:As you should be.

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King:hey I gots a question

Me:Nani?

King:What happens when a girl takes a penis enlargement pill?

Me:...I- what?

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Me:You're too sober Faith, go get a beer.

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JJ:Bruh why the fuck are the staff at this funeral home crying?

Celo:Because they work at a fucking funeral home

King:But they should be used to it

Me:No mom

JJ:Yea but you'd think they'd be desensitized to it.

Me:they're paid to cry

Celo:People have emotions unlike you. Not everyone is an emotionless piece of shit.

King:Sympathy

JJ:I'm not an emotionless piece of shit, you're confusing me with Faith

Me:lmao

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JJ:It looks like Satan's cock

Me:Wtf

Celo:It does

Me:How would you kn-... Nvm

King:Satan, did you just send a dick pic? [Context:They all call me "Satan"]

Me:No wtf

JJ:Trap

King:Don't lie

Fai:oh

Me:I'm literally bleeding from my twat and you assume I just sent a dick pic

King:TF is a twat?

Celo:Pussy

King:o

Me:I regret life decisions

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JJ:Lei are these still your notes for us?

"My brother said he is a explosive potato"

"Oofity scoop"

"I mad I wasted 4 years at LCA"

"ok listen here failed abortion im tired of trying to be nice so fuck off you ugly lonely ugly cunt and good night"

"Drink coffee it doesn't stunt ur growth although u don't have growth"

"lmao I got kicked out of 2 friend groups bc i said tiddies in Japanese"

"This is why you're not allowed to have a kid"

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JJ:Isen wants to speak to your manager lmfao

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Me:We're great friends here at Chaotic Evil™ the Group Chat HQ

JJ:Move I'm gay

Fai:Oh great

Me:We know

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Masky:I don't know JJ I just want to kill someone so I can eat *vibrates eyes*

Me:o h l o r d

Me:gEt ThE hOlY wAtEr MoThErFuCkErS

Masky:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Masky:NOT THAT!

JJ:*sprays with holy water*

Me:XD

Masky:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JJ:*spritz spritz bitch*

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JJ:Everytime somebody says some dumbass shit I have a split decision between saying: "fuckin pardon?" or "come again *****??"

Fai:Why not both

Fai:Mix them together

JJ:Pardon again *****? Fuckin come again??

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JJ:Anyway I'll be sleeping w multiple soft n fluffy pillows like the trashy hoe i am and y'all will just have to deal, g'night

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Me:My sister wants to send a bird and some grass to China

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Fai:i'll just stab him in the dick. No more kids for you buddy

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Me:Reasons I don't need to discuss you butt taco

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Jeffo:That goddamn bever exposed my twitter

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JJ:Don't fuck rachel gardner tf y'all are both underage

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Celo:Concern is futile

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Su:You're literally talking to someone who read Danny x Rachel fanfiction at 5 in the morning

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King:How y'all doing

Fai:Dying

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Me:*recites the entire script of "history of the entire world, i guess" in chat*

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JJ:YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT ANYBODY BEING A BOTTOM CELO

JJ:I PUSHED YOU AND YOU LITERALLY FUCKING MOANED

Su:w o a h t h e r e

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Me:"My parents are going to beat me" kinky

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Me:Last year:King being accused of raping JJ

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Me:ur mum gae

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Me:SHE WAS LOOKING AT LEVI'S DICK-

Su:And I oop-

Fai:Stop. Halt. Halt. Stop.

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Me:EVERYONE IS GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Fai:No lei

King:Nope

Me:GO BACK TO YOUR CLOSET

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Me:lets rape africa

Fai:lets not???

Me:they scrambled to see who could rape africa the fastest

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Me:let's blame the maine on spain

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JJ:Cactus dildo

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Me:the holes just appear over night and magically get white stuff in them-

Fai:Alright

Su:I-

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Me:FBI OPEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS

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Me:michigan's a 4-year-old basic moody bitch wearing crocs and socks drinking some fucking starbucks and breaking down in the corner of america while everyone else gets high and drunk af and ignores him to cry. except ohio

ohio is michigan's not alone buddy

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Me:kim kardashian is a boy?

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Me:all i heard was big. what-

Fai:don't worry bout it

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JJ:You ask your broke ass friends if they have money

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Me:my sister has a girlfriend apparently-

Fai:Her hand

Me:no

King:Jeffo

Fai:ye

Me:This chick she met in a game

JJ:When's the wedding

Me:Lmao

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"You can't legally stab children"

"Not on purpose anyways"

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Me:TIL my dad's boss lives near Jeffo and my sister's into punky skaters

JJ:TODAY I LEARNED THAT CELO'S MOM KNOWS MY MOM WHAT THE FUCK

Me:so kids what lesson did we learn

Fai/JJ:Nothing

JJ:Jynx

Fai:This is horrible

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Celo:unholy tutu screeching intensifies

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Me:im seriously crying by saying "im a weiner dog"

Me:i am the weiner dog

Me:the holy weiner dog

Su:w h e e z e

Me:im the all-mighty weiner dog

Celo:I can't breathe

Su:c r y i n g

Celo:And I'm ashamed

Me:im crying-

Me:im not

Me:im probably contact-high

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Su:The question is not are you choking, its what are you choking on?

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JJ:"Go jerk off to your fictional waifus, you horny fucking weeb"

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JJ:I speak English not oui oui baguette motherfucker

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King:i just had a flashback of when Destiny Powell started to have nicknames and called Nini tater tot.

King:then christoff just yelled, TATER TOT SHE'S A THOT

JJ:I don't remember Destiny saying that but i definitely remember Christoff saying that

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Me:hi and welcome to college! you want fresh air? WELL IT CANT FUCKIN HAPPEN! BECAUSE WE'RE TOO AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE! SO THIS IS ALL YA GET. A SMALL CRACK IN THE WINDOW!

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Me:i enjoy the fact that none of us can actually bother correcting shit after sending unless someone points it out or we notice and it pisses us off.

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Me:i read that as "my new seat in meth is great"

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JJ:stop flirting some of us are trying to spill some tea

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Celo:Squidward thicc af 😏

Me:I- Cel why-

Cel:Aren't you the bitch that likes fell

Me:fuck you dont use this to your advantedge

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Cel:Also, how does that explain why Skyler doesn't even have a dick

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Me, using something from Tumblr:

Cel:There's a fight going on down the block. Wanna go see?

JJ:What-

Lei:Wh- what the fuck- why?

Fai throws Jeffo and Kint down the hallway to their right yelling “FUCK YOU!"

Sounds of things smashing

Lei:I could use some air and time out of the house. Sure why not-

Est:Take me with you I've been stuck in here for *counting on fingers* 50 years-

Lei:You're only 21-

Est:It only looks like I'm 21

Lei:What the fuck-

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JJ:Did Cal just tell me he loves me for the first time?

Lei:Yes.

JJ:And did I just do finger guns back?

Lei:Yes. Yes you did.

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Cel:Hello-

Fai, grabbing through the bars:*Starts to choke him*

Lei: Faith! Faith! Hold on let him explain!

Fai:He’s selling us out!

Lei:Let. Him. Explain.

Cel:*Coughs* Thank you, Leila.

Cel:I’m selling you out.

Lei:*Angry screaming*

Cel:*Choking noises*

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Cel:Why are you smiling?

Jeffi:Can’t I just smile? Maybe something good happened and I’m happy!

JJ:Faith tripped and fell in the parking lot.

King:Did she die?

JJ:No

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Me:you force fed me pizza when i was a baby i remember the future

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Me:all these quotes from the internet, family members, or friends. then there's "ahem You can't be bisexual if you're sansexual. You get to live with this information now, bye"

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Some random discord shit

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