#do pretty girl don't speak

[heffrondriving]

people really just find anything to be pissed about these days huh........because sincerely, what the actual fuck are y'all going on about??? all this moral uproar and vitriol for a silly old-ass boyband song????? please stop it forever <3

#i'm mad at ppl 🙃 having zero critical thinking skills 🙃 and ''cancelling'' over the stupidest things 🙃🙃🙃 #i'm all for supporting the right causes but please for the love of god pour your activism into something actually conducive #instead of getting the pointless pisstake out of a goddamn song that's not that deep and has zero malicious intent whatsoever #idk man but maybe—just maybe!—some words can have multiple connotations and also rhythmic repetition is a style used in music??? #and maybe things don't always have to root themselves in the offensive side and they are just. what they are? like isn't that crazy????? #maybe you won't get internet brownie points but it doesn't make you a bad person i promise!!! there are worse things to be concerned about! #tw*tter is a fucking hellhole like damn what kinda premium carbon monoxide are they huffing there but lord get it away from us #nope. not having any of it. i'm just gonna shut up and calm down b4 i say Worse Things and contact their terminal brand of brainrot #will delete and get back. i hope everyone is doing alright. if youre mad about paralyzed then i'm sorry for your loss love and peace :) #feel free to block me or whatever for this but i said what i said. lets be civil and not regressive in the pursuit of fairness shall we? #i never want to be a discourse blog (ew) or a place fostering hate and negativity but this is just frankly too ridiculous to not talk about #btr #big time rush #paralyzed #do pretty girl don't speak #will delete

[cerise-on-top]

hi! how would Valeria and Kate react if their wife’s got hurt because of their work, both of them working highly jobs and it ended up catching up to their s/o. hoe you are doing well and drink plenty of water! thank you!

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Hello! Both of them would be absolutely distraught, but would go about it in different ways!

Valeria’s and Laswell’s Wife Gets Hurt Because of their Job

Valeria: Whoever hurt you will wind up tortured and eventually, once she thinks they’ve had enough of their miserable life, will wind up dead. Naturally, the first thing she does is check up on you, see if you’re alright and well, that’s her priority. You’re the love of her life, there’s no one else in this world she wants to see do well. You’ll be admitted to the best hospital nearby and will only get the finest treatment. Once you’re stabilized, that’s when the hunt begins. Whoever hurt you won’t get too far since that bastard’s life will be on the line. Regardless of where they might be hiding, Valeria will find them and show them that death is actually a kind of mercy. She has pretty much everything at her disposal, everything money can buy, this sucker won’t know what hit them. If it’s revenge they want, then revenge they’ll get. Valeria promises you that their head will be on a silver plate. She’s not very good with words when it comes to comforting someone, but she will have that person killed in the most cruel ways she can imagine. In fact, she’ll take the pleasure of torturing them upon herself. Once she’s done, she’ll take some days off, which is surprising since she usually can’t afford that at all. You’ll be under her direct care for those days. Anything you want you’ll get. Afterwards there will be a slight shift in her demeanor, Valeria becomes more protective over you. Sometimes she might even assign some trusted people of hers to watch over you since she can’t afford something like that happening again. While she can’t always take some days off, she’ll try to be closer to you anyway. Always texting you, finding excuses to come home for a day maybe. She just really needs to make sure you’re okay, she wouldn’t know what to do with herself if you died.

Laswell: Laswell will try to be a bit more diplomatic about it at first, trying to coax whoever hurt you out of hiding. This person will be held accountable for their crimes against her world. Naturally, she rescues you first, gets you to the nearest hospital and won’t leave your side until you’re stable again. If it takes you a while to wake up again, she’ll leave to find the fucker and make sure they swim with the fishes. She has a pretty large, efficient network and will find out who it was fairly easily. Once she knows who they are, she won’t hesitate to find out all their past crimes as well, if they hurt you then they must have done some other awful things as well. Once that phase is over, she’ll go to their home herself and have them arrested, put in the worst prison imaginable where the inmates are treated especially badly. She won’t kill them, but she wouldn’t be surprised if they wind up dead anyway. Laswell usually isn’t an evil person, but she does hope that person dies during their time. Their sentence will be as long as possible so there’s no chance of them ever seeing the sunlight again either. Once all of this is over, she, too, would take some days off to spend with you. You’re a priority above all else, so Laswell will want to be there for you, no matter the cost. While she usually isn’t, depending on how severely you got hurt she might become a bit overbearing, a bit overprotective. That overprotectiveness will last for a few months, afterwards she’ll try to give you some space again. However, she’ll always be keeping a closer eye on you, always texting or calling you every once in a while to make sure you’re okay. If she needs to, she’ll put you under her protection officially, but the situation needs to be dire for that to happen. Either way, she’ll be keeping you safe.

#cod #cod x reader #valeria garza #valeria garza x reader #kate laswell #kate laswell x reader #fem!reader #I hit over 100k words in my document last night which is so so much #I've written so much for Call of Duty in such a short time it's unbelievable. granted there's one fic I never posted but still #I don't intend to stop now either though it's fun. I'll probably be into cod for a while still anyway so there's that too #besides Valeria and Laswell have me in a chokehold. Farah does too I love them #every time someone requests them I'm very happy. I didn't expect the girls to be this popular though in all honesty #not complaining! it's nice to get to imagine kissing girls. it makes my gay little heart sing #I actually had some art of Valeria and an OC of mine commissioned not too long ago #every time I look at it I giggle and kick my legs a bit #I want her to fluster the everloving hell out of me until I can't speak anymore and am complete mush for her #I know I've mentioned it before but I love women who could absolutely just kill me. and who absolutely would do it as well #cod has some good women. made me realise that older women are also pretty epic #I think I'd melt into a puddle if Laswell ever called me her girl or her wife

[yardsards]

clint mcelroy creating a dnd character: oh yeah, this bad boy can fit so much simple zest for life in him

#eliot posts #taz #the adventure zone #merle highchurch #zoox anthellae #ive not listened to graduation yet (and idk if i ever will) so idk if this applies to argo or not #i remember so little of amnesty and am only 10 eps into steeplechase so i can't speak for the non dnd campaigns either #it's funny how a lot of people's ttrpg characters often have common themes in them #me and my friend john from our irl dnd group were talking about that and it's like #alicia plays the most Friend Shaped girls imaginable. caleb's Cause Problems On Purpose. julia's are sassy and tend to do their own thing #john's are edgy in theory but extremely friend shaped and caring in practice. and i tend to play The Mom Friend. #not ALWAYS but pretty often. and basically always they're just really looking for human connection (whether they know/accept it or not) #even my goddamned PISS WIZARD is quickly careening towards mom friend territory??? somehow??? #very few people tolerate him so he's protective of those who do. even if it's mostly just a coworkers situation in the party #and most of the party is So Fucking Stupid #it's a very hilarious party composition overall. just 5 guys all thinking ''wow. what a bunch of freaks. good thing i'm normal :)'' #and the only one who is REMOTELY accurate in that assessment is the cleric whose catchphrase has quickly become #''hey. don't look at me. i just work with them.''

[musical-chick-13]

Regarding the previous post, I think the way I approach trying to evaluate a piece of art is asking "Do I think the positive things I get out of it outweigh the parts of it that I don't like?" And when I call something a "guilty pleasure" song/show/book/piece of media/etc. it's really more in the sense of, "Given who I am as a person, the flaws I've found in this should be complete dealbreakers for me, but somehow they aren't, and it makes me feel like I'm having an identity crisis."

#like. I think something like...idk shiki or cxgf excels on multiple levels. I understand why I like them. given the things I look for in art #it makes sense that these shows would speak to me because they make the effort to showcase those things I look for. because the people #in charge of those works clearly valued the same kinds of things and cared about seriously exploring them. #but with something like. uh. ctrlz. that is NOT the case and I frequently found myself going 'why would anyone make this writing #decision?' but I still sat through all 3 seasons of it! I still really enjoyed it! those flaws SHOULD have made me give up according to #personal history but they never did. and I very very much genuinely question why. I have NO IDEA why I still care about this #silly convoluted teen drama show so much. but I do. I wrote SO MANY FUCKING POSTS ABOUT IT. #I really love wicked the musical. I've heard many people call it 'hokey' or 'cheesy' or 'objectively bad' but here's the thing! I DON'T #think it's bad!!! like literally at all!!!!!! and it does do some genuinely cool things in regard to the music and the way the characters #develop and what the show says about the nature of prejudice and human connection. is it like. idk Serious™ the way that something like #Parade is? no. but it doesn't have to be. it does what it sets out to do and it does it well and this is why the whole '''objective #evaluation''' thing doesn't actually mean anything. I value thoughtfully-constructed music and dynamic female characters #(which this musical has). I value stories that deal with the complex and messy feelings that come with being a human (which this musical #has). I value stories about 'other'ness and romantic subplots that aren't just built on 'This Girl Is Pretty' (which this musical has). #and I value professional displays of technical vocal ability because I know how fucking DIFFICULT that is (which this musical...if you cast #it well...has). #if you value something else in a musical then yeah you will probably think THIS one is '''objectively bad''' #if you don't see the point of musicals as an art form you will probably think wicked is '''objectively bad''' #do you see where the problem with categorizing analysis like this is??

[lonesomedotmp3]

of course the counter is that at some point they are going to break up and I'm going to have to deal with the terrible awful fallout. so no winning here I don't think

#it would actually be a nightmare. #and the thing is as much as I'm loathe to say it is he IS pretty decent. as far as they go #her taste is horrible she's dated some real assholes #but god. what if she MARRIES that guy! #being taken through all of uni is madness. but I'm getting ahead of myself #speaking of. I need to start dating around. like I don't it'll be a disaster but getting laid could fix me #if I could just get drunk and not be neurotic I think I could pull off cool masc lesbian I really do... #for a night I mean after that I can't guarantee anything #Ideally I should get into a charged homoerotic relationship with someone in my seminars but unfortunately they're all kind of lame. :/ #god I miss epics 101 girl... she was so beautiful it was crazy #there was this one girl and we both voted werewolf for a horror thing but I don't think I've ever seen her again since that first class 💀

[ayakashibackstreet]

That one girl in my class is soooooo cool, I think we could be friends, perhaps in a different world we are friends

She also clocked me as 'someone who definitely knows what AO3 is' that one time

(and yes, that's the same classmate who was reading some web novel during that mess of a class)

#if it weren't for that one person I really don't like constantly following me around #(and I do mean constantly. they followed me home last Thursday even though I told them that I didn't feel like talking to anyone) #I'm pretty sure I'd just be hanging out with her and her friend #they're both really nice #(plus I'm out as trans to both of them so yippee) #it's the same girl who saved me during that public speaking class when I was having an anxiety attack by the way

[running-in-the-dark]

oh! my nephew stayed here last night, and he told me that his grandma's partner - the most annoying, conceited, boring man I have ever met - said he doesn't like it that I always contradict him :)

I've met this guy maybe... 5-10 times total? and every time he manages to say something even more stupid than the last! it's almost impressive! like, he thinks he knows everything. and no one ever says anything, they just let him talk because it's not worth it (I know that because almost every one of them has told me this).

but I get too pissed off when it's something I care about. and I'm an adult now, I can talk back to shitty adults, I don't give a fuck.

anyway, I just think it's absolutely hilarious that he feels that way and now I'll do it even more often :) it's very fun when I ask him what his sources are for what he's saying and he just stammers some bullshit and tries to say that's not the point (pretty sure it's 100% telegram and tik tok, because that's the kind of useless old guy he is).

#some fun recent examples include... my niece gave back my rainbow high doll. he saw it and commented that it's disgusting that dolls #sexualise little girls like that because of crop tops and high heels and makeup and garter belts. what the fuck man. no one is sexualising #anything except YOU #that's a fashion doll. meant to be like 15. wearing fun pretty clothes and colourful makeup. if you look at that and think oh that's #too sexy. then I'm sorry but that's YOUR problem #(and garter belts??? it was some decoration hanging off her skirt what the fuck.) #he didn't like it when I said that no one ever says toys for boys have to be good role models :) #got realllly pissy when I wouldn't stop :) like hello dude you know there's something you can do if you don't want anyone to respond to your #fucking bullshit right? it's called THINKING. just keep that shit in your head #I'll keep doing this until he no longer wants to say dumb shit when I'm around :) (so. forever probably. but he's old he'll die before me so #it'll be fine). #oh and one time he tried to convince us that regular people in the UK are better off since Brexit. hello? dude you don't speak a damn word #of English. you barely know how to order a drink or something. how the fuck would you know #it drives me insane. he couldn't be any more mediocre and stupid if he tried. yet he thinks he's the greatest person ever #can't fucking stand him #and men like him in general. (yes it is only ever men. women like my mother are similar but they're never this fucking sure of their shitty #opinions.) #(in fact they usually give up way too easily. in my experience at least.)

[taraxacum-vulpes]

the day i scrape together like $50 JUST for makeup is the day i'll be complete.

#SCREAMS #i need to find more se asia makeup artists so i might have less trial/error #do u know how hard it is to be Not Pale and be into east asia makeup trends.... #SCREAMS in constant fear of Your Darkest Shade Is Too Light For Me #LIPSTICK DID THAT i rlly appreciated them don't get me wrong but THAT SHADE OF LIP GLOSS WON'T SHOW UP ON MY SKIN #awkward 👍 #SPEAKING OF I FIGURED OUT TD WHY AEGYO SAL LOOKS BAD ON ME #BECAUSE I HAVE LONG LOWER EYELASHES AND THE SHADOW MAKES IT MUDDY #hell rlly is a teenage girl (not a girl) (this isn't even that bad lol) #i should've gotten more makeup in indonesia #I SHOULD'VE ASKED MY COUSIN'S GF FOR RECOMMENDATIONS #she's literally so pretty omg

[kaeyapilled]

. (tw heterosexuality)

#i am having the worst sexuality crisis of my life. i was so sure i was a lesbian but there is this One Guy.. #he makes me feel things. i think. but i cant categorize them #relationships w men sound.. unappealing.. if i think about it generally #like a random man? sounds weird. or maybe not. i dont know. i havent even had a first kiss lmao i dont really know stuff #but him............oh...........hes so funny and cool and nice to everyone. his hands are pretty (weird thing to notice but ok) #he explains math to me and i cant focus because he's too close. thats so MORTIFYING I THOUGHT I WAS A DYKE #but at the same time 12 year old me was having heart palpitations around my first girl crush and shit #and he hasnt made me feel anything that strong so far. so. idk. but also i was 12. so idk #well okay generally speaking women make me feel much more doing way less #there was this occasion where this girl who i always had a mild thing for but never did anything about it just came up to me #at school #and just. haha lol i had a dream about you last night ;) #i am not joking when i say i felt weak in the knees. she was smiling in a like playful way so i was gonna make a joke but i could not #because i was going to pass out from being too gay #this guy (or any other guy for that matter) doesn't seem to have the power to make me feel like that #..........am i bisexual with a female lean or whatever people say. or am i experiencinf the worst case of comphet of my life #this is awful. not because i don't wanna like men (its just sexuality idc) but because i don't want to prove my mom right #😭what if it WAS a phase #but who knows. mentioning the girl who dreamt about me kind of replaced the thoughts i was having of him for a bit there #i miss her she was nice. well sort of. but i was never involved in the drama so who cares fr. she graduated last year #anyways sorry for breaking character. tumblr user kaeyapilled is lore dropping

[heffrondriving]

your theme is so cuteee 🥺 love the purple 💜

hgnghg nO UR CUTE!!!!! *slams down uno reverse card* ✧*♪ヘ╰( •̀ε•́ ╰) me being a clown aside lmao, thank you vv much for this!! 💜💜💜 my impulsive 5 AM three-hour theme-editing hyperfixation has been incredibly validated and my joy hp has been replenished :'> please have my humblest offering of a purple-themed mr. kendall francis schmidt that makes me uhm respectfully feel Very things and also pls excuse the rUsHeD jankiness,,, (*////▽////*)

#getting this in my inbox really made my morning and then lots <3 #tbh seeing anything from you in my notes is always such a delight 😊 (if that's not weird to say. bonks myself with a fork if it is .-.) #benedictbridgertonss #btr #big time rush #kendall schmidt #gif #tw flashing gif #btr forever tour #kendork #all the windows down #stop it forever #do pretty girl don't speak #tangent time but i've been sitting on a lotta cool concert kendall clips and now i feel kinda compelled to make yet more gifs from them.... #i've been spoiled with such lovely asks lately ahhhh what ever did i do to deserve all this soul warmth 🥺✨

[m00nj3w3l]

I think finally understanding how differently I act when masking VS when not was a delight. I mean, I don't act on it consciously most likely, but I have been wondering abt it for a while so coming to a conclusion at least brings me some kind of satisfaction.

I noticed that when I unmask my voice gets significantly deeper and slower, I don't mind sitting in weird positions around the person (or people) I'm with and I allow myself to be more excited or emotional about stuff that I like. And with that, I also struggle less with eye contact.

When I do mask however I speak in a significantly higher tone (that I myself hate), try to make myself as small as possible during the conversation, and just stare into the void a lot. AND I stare more at my phone a lot more.

Idk if I'll ever be able to change this or if I even want to, since I'm pretty closed off and wouldn't unmask around others I don't feel a 100% safe with. The thing is that with my masking also comes a lot of infantilization cus it's like I make myself as less threatening as possible and my clothing style + overall features don't make me look 20 (because we all know that a frilly skirt suddenly makes you a child, heh), so I'm conflicted on how to feel about it...

#moon likes to rambletm #I came to this conclusion two days ago while out at dinner with people from this course I followed for the month. #i *am* the youngest of the group; but something started to feel off when I realised I wasn't speaking during their conversation about- #-sexual relationships (I had nothing to add) and one of them went 'oh don't talk about these things in front of her; she's young and you'd- #''scare her'' #and he was surprised when i told him im 20? like... the whole thing threw me off #also. I don't mind being called cute or doll-like cus that's literally my whole thing but I *do* notice when people say it in a way- #-that they almost don't take me seriously. it's like they are completely unable to accept that a 20 y.o may enjoy pretty clothes- #-without them actually just being an overgrown child. #i don't dislike them and i even met a cosplayer girl at this course who was very nice to me #just. needless to say; i don't feel comfortable unmasking around them while also disliking how i get treated when i *do* mask. #idk if i'll ever keep this for long here i just needed to get this out. #actually autistic

[huccimermaidshirts]

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#I'm just going to say that the whole Camille interview and harries overreacting proves that the tide always changes no matter what and it's #what we've been pointing out the past few days #it's only a matter of time #Camille suddenly became the 'it' ex once he started dating olivia and now that she spoke about her experience (which btw isn't even in full #detail) suddenly everyone reverted back to hating her and telling her to zip it and not speak on harry #like girl didn't even say anything bad she just said it was hard to date him because of all the attention and that she wants to be her own #person? which is something she has also said in the past? it's not even something that reflects on him more so on his fanbase #harries are doing the most the moment someone mentions harry and they don't like it especially if they're women #they also very conveniently leave the part out where she says 'because of the attention' #the amount of harries I've seen saying that she's not allowed to talk about him is appalling #it's always the 'sit in the corner quietly and look pretty' and you won't get hate that does the job

[layzeal]

we really don't talk enough about the level of younger sister pettiness that is liu mingyan writing pwp dead dove fanfiction of her shixiong and his shizun, the latter which her older brother has been in love with for the past??? 7 years????

#GIRL WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS SKDHSKDHSK #poor lqg. not even his sister knows filial piety #sv #lace speaks #i don't remember if binghe is her shixiong or shidi. im pretty sure shixiong #pls correct me if im wrong!

[mars-ipan]

UGUUGUUGGGHGHGHGH (<- annoyed)

#marzi speaks #so i lost my id in england and i'm probs not getting it back from there right #so i went to go online to apply for a replacement #WELL . online replacement requires you to know the id number and audit number #i know neither of these. it was a pretty new id #so NOW i have to fill out the application and make an appmt #so when i go to the dmv (already a miserable experience) the employee is gonna ask what i need #and i'm gonna have to go 'i'd like to apply for a replacement id card' #this tells them 2 things #1: i'm an adult who can't legally drive #2: i managed to lose an id card not 6 months into being an adult #UUUGHGHGHGHGGHGHGHGHGHGH #i KNOW they don't give too much of a shit #but the dmv is so miserable that nobody there is having a good time #and there is a non-zero chance they will judge me #girl it was covid! i had nowhere to drive! #and if my mom comes with me (she probably will bc i need to be driven there) #then she'll do her mom thing where she thinks what she's saying is innocent but it actually comes across as mega judgemental #and i'm gonna want to sink into the seat but i can't do that bc i'm an Adult Now #*head in hands* #i blame all of this on woman pockets. if those pants had better pockets my id would have never fallen #y'know at least it was in england. a brit won't be able to do much with a stolen texas id #we have pretty different accents

[narrativedoomed]

I'll be honest w y'all i do not intend on catching up w yj any time soon

#i think the finale aired? i saw a tweet ab the finale #but i just. do not care i must admit #i was so excited ab this season this show was a comfort show but the aspects of the fandom ive seen lately just. not good don't vibe #i think a Lot of the s1 and waiting experience for me was fandom based so this show is very fandom oriented for me #and knowing that everyone ive seen talk ab the show on twitter is violently hating the main character that draws me to the show is. mhm #like dont get me wrong i like the girls too!! theyre all mostly pretty likable for me its just. #im at a. specific point in my transition rn where im more drawn to male characters just bc of like. where im at idk #i dont feel like i have to explain it tbh but i also do bc i have seen fans of this show get attacked for far less #but going into s2 ben was my #my main interest i guess the main focus for me and maybe that's stupid but its what it is #and so everything just being the entire fandom hating him is just. not making me wanna watch at all #like im not gonna speak on if they're justified in hating him or not bc i have no idea i havent seen it and its truly not the point #like theyre valid for hating him and im not tryna talk shit on them for it it just kinda has been so loud that im not having fun anymore #idk. idk where this is going or what the solution is like i love this show but genuinely #can not bring myself to watch bc i will not enjoy the moments my favorite character is on screen bc i will Know people r loudly anti him #so im just kinda staying away i guess #idk. i kinda want them to. kill him off so i dont have to deal w it anymore #but i also know that when they kill him off people will be loudly celebrating and maybe thats worse #idk. i think the only way for me to win here is to change how i feel ab ben and not care ab him and join the hate train but i don't want to