/Does being fuzzy override being santised or would you be a weird mix of both?
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ACHT DJDEDF1SH SKETCH WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO
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✔ for best girl alissa
Send ✔ for my muse to give yours a terrible lifehack or life protip | Accepting
“I’unno if best is the right word for me, but uh. You know that vending machine down in the metro? You hit it hard enough with a big rock, it just starts spitting stuff out. Sometimes it’s food tickets, sometimes it’s money. Only way I can afford food. Sometimes the little blue thing yells at me for it. I have... strongly considered hitting him with the rock also.”
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@djdedf1sh
Why... are people... .friends with me?
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"...Finally. I was worried as hell!"
“IT WAS SO FUCKIN’ ANNOYING.”
“I AM NOW BACK TO 100% FUNCTIONALITY.”
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djdedf1sh
“The Deepsea Dwellers adapted to a life without light - they’re surprising. I should show you around - there are a bunch of your fans down there!”
“Ooh, really? Maybe we should do a concert down there... I’ll take a look around and see what Marie thinks! I can’t believe I’ve been neglecting my deep sea fans!”
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"Tart, remember that you have a bunch of caring, loving friends like Sieben, Vivi and me, as well as many others, and that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has nothing. Absolutely nothing."
“....fair enough. At least I have that up on him.”
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“Bury me shallow, I’ll be back.”
“But... I’m not expecting you to die anytime soon...”
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▲ :D
> IM NOT AS BAD AS SODA I PROMISE [ ✧ ]> ACCEPTING !!
▲ - I’m not sure how our muses would meet
Honestly, I think Soda would have a p good chance of meeting / knowing dedf1sh! I think I’ve mentioned before that my Agent Three worked with Tartar awhile back and was more than familiar with the Metro / trials / blending process long before the events of the expansion, so they probably know about dedf1sh if not met them. If she’s still down in the Metro, Soda’s down there with Yin a lot too, so they’ve a good chance of meeting. Plus, Agent Three’s the face of Cuttlegear, and they won’t mind you coming up to talk.
That being said, I do only thread with mutuals rn ! You’re welcome to im me to throw around ideas and sell me on it, but I’m kiiinda picky when it comes to my Expansion muses, so I’m holding off on following a lot of them. ( i’m also really sucky at replying on time to anything, but … i won’t bite u i promise ndhsghdsj )
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excuse u, you are koala-tea
Thank you for saying but it doesn’t feel like it.That does mean a lot though. I should focus on who is still here instead of getting annoyed by who isn’t.
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There is a nicely giant gift-wrapped box of "Cookies of the World - the best 50 flavors of cookies" left for Alissa. There is no one in sight. Who could have left that
This... has been here for five months. It’s been sat down here for so long that the box is covered in cobwebs.No one in their right mind would open these cookies.Alissa, of course, opens it anyway. Because Alissa doesn’t care what anyone thinks.
Luckily, the packaging was airtight enough that the cookies are totally fine, however!She’s decided to spend the day eating literally every single one of these.
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@djdedf1sh
But Tartar IS a bastard, okay.
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💖 One of the most bombtastic DJ I had the chance to meet - an inspiration to whole generations of musicians! Also, you're like, 130, but you don't look like it at all - totally fresh and full of swag
“Thank you, I really needed to hear that after all those failed burns. Most of them didn’t even try.”
“I am I big inspiration aren’t I, that does explain why most the new musicians coming out are DJs! Shell, even Agent 3 is a DJ now!”
“As for how I look so youthful, that my friend is a closely guarded secret!”
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"Should we tell this kid that the trees in the Metro are made out of plastic?"
“Well.. I actually didn’t know that either, I haven’t been in any of the test chambers. I guess that makes sense though. Not a lot of sun down there.”
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The cats nestle close to their kittens,The lambs have laid down with the sheep.You are cozy and warm in your bed, mister Tart, Please go the fuck to sleep.
He lays down and closes his eyes.
…
…and still can not go the fuck to sleep. Damnit.
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