I love the way how Daniil said something like « If Andrey, Casper or Diego are mad at me after a match, that’s okay, that’s on me, I’m 100% at fault » but about Sascha « he should look at himself in a mirror ». ☠️
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Tennis Players as THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT Track list
(Based purely on the title not the content)
1. Fortnight
- Novak Djokovic: He breaks a new record every two weeks (at least it feels like it)
2. The Tortured Poets Department
- Iga Swiatek: She's a Swiftie and I really want one know her reaction to the album announcement and her first listen
3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
- Andrey Rublev: *montage of broken racquets here*
4. Down Bad
- Alex de Minaur and Katie Boulter: He flew to San Diego to watch her final after he won the title in Acapulco. I've never felt so single in my life
- Taylor Fritz and Morgan Riddle
Again. I've never felt so single in my life.
5. So Long, London
- Andy Murray: He's English. And we're saying goodbye to him😭
6. But Daddy I Love Him
- Casper Ruud: My heart hurts every time he loses
- also: me whenever a player is injured
7. Fresh Out the Slammer
- Simona Halep: drug testing and trial
8. Florida!!!
- Ben Shelton: University of Florida alumni
9. Guilty as Sin?
- Alexander Zverev: Self explanatory
10. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
- Jannik Sinner: idk what was in the bottom of that trash bin hut I don't think anyone wants to play him now
11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
- Andrey Rublev: (sorry for the repeat) I don't like his temper but he's hot. I could fix him.
12. loml
- Roger Federer: The love of my life my first tennis idol. Also the loss of my life
13. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
- Rafa Nadal: He's doing it with a broken body right now. And it breaks his heart to leave
14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
- Diego Schwartzman: For a tennis player, he's really short (I'm so sorry Diego)
15. The Alchemy
- Juan Carlo Ferrero, Darren Cahill, and Simone Vagnozzi: They have made gold in Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner
16. Clara Bow
- Maria Sharapova: It girl of Hollywood and it girl of tennis
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Oh my sweet Diego you did it!!! 🤩🤩🤩
Finally something good going his way...
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The most interesting thing that happened in that Rune match where:
1. A random Diego Schwartzman on his phone
2. Jannik’s Coach and physio also being in attendance 👀
3. The umpire unending concern about the drone hanging out overhead. (The way he kept looking up at it)
I stayed up longer for ✨nothing✨
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primary school teachers trying to recalibrate the smartboard
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Hi fisher! For the fanfic ask, I'd love to know U and V 👀
heyo!
u: domingo. they are so cute and i would love to try my hand at their dynamic someday! i also have plans for like fifty-eight other unusual ships though, so we'll see which happens first haha
v: this is hard to pick for tennis! um, maybe some more lorenzo musetti? like, y'all know about my giant crush on him lmao but also he's so flashy, wears his heart on his sleeve and has the 'requisite bicycle energy' (quoting myself here) to really be good in fic
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