#dick being damis dad oop
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hey any1 want some superman jon and batman Damian hcs? too bad cause you’re getting them
• damian realized why no one wanted to be batman when he turned 18 and Bruce decided to give him batman when he was 22.
• jon realized why jon didn’t want to be superman when he also turned 18
• oh and right, by gave, I mean bruce sorta can’t be batman anymore. medical reasons…
• damian sorta uh. persuaded clark into giving jon superman.
Damian: look. I don’t wanna be worlds finest with you, old man.
Clark: im- im not old—
Damian: listen here, jon and i? we are gonna surpass you and my dad. so give it to jon and let me prove it.
Clark: this doesn’t seem like a good idea— you aren’t ready— neither is jon
Damian: wait- wait, you don’t believe in your son and i??? wow. WOOOW. okay. i see.
Clark: that’s not it!-
Damian: sure. sure. don’t worry. I see now.
Clark: wait I do!
Damian: no, no you don’t.. it’s— it’s okay, I get it, it’s me, huh?
Clark: no!
Damian: I get it
Clark: please i do! I’ll - oh my rao, you’re playing me
Damian: i am. i cant do this without jon though. please, Clark.
Clark: *sigh, how did he get manipulated by a kid he used to babysit* okay.
• okay so now jon may be a little overwhelmed because one day he’s flamebird, the next, he’s becoming superman? huH. it’s extremely uh. worrying. and really just? wow.
• does Damian feel bad? oh yeah. he does. so bad. but he really can’t do it alone. they always dreamed of being their parents. or being better than them. but they grew up and realized that they really didn’t want to be their parents.
• but here they were, getting fitted for their suits and adding their own details to it.
jon: hey, you look hot
damian: please. shut up.
• they could do this. they could do this. shoot they can’t do this.
• damians own anxiety was going 50 mph. look, okay? remember before heretic when Bruce thought that Damian would become a satanic batman and basically rain hell all over gotham? yeah. that’s what is going on in damians mind.
• he doesn’t want to be that. ( “you won’t be like that, cmon, d, we’re gonna be better.” ) and how Damian wants to believe jon so bad..
• he doesn’t want to become obsessed with Batman like his father did, he still wants to have a life. he doesn’t want to isolate himself away and adopt kids as a coping mechanism. that’s why he needs jon to be superman. jon helps him, he helps him not go off into his own little world and stay there. he believes that with Jon, he’ll be okay. he has to be. maybe he uses jon as his own coping mechanism, but that isn’t the point.
• together, they will outshine their parents. the supersons can do this. they are the next generation, and it’s not like they are alone. they have so many other people to help them. they’ll be okay.
• they have been preparing for this their whole life, but they both feel like they got it too soon. they thought they had more time. Damian does feel guilty when he hears jon talking about how stressed he is about superman and not living up to whatever the hell he has to live up to, but Damian does fear what would. or could. have happened if he didn’t have jon with him. becoming batman took a lot out of him, more than he would like to admit. he just got constant flashbacks to heretic and that whole fiasco he thought he put behind him a loong time ago.
Jon: are you sure you’re okay?
Damian: yes idiot, quit worrying.
Jon: I’ll always worry about, d.
• jon somehow becomes MORE sappier when he becomes superman.
• okay, also, funny story. ( Clark and Bruce don’t find it funny AT ALL ) superman and batman? yeah they sorta kissed after an almost alien invasion. in their suits. uh. in front of an alien who they were arresting for the green lanterns. most people believe that when people say it, it’s a lie, kidding. no they don’t. there were pictures.
bruce: you want to explain this?
damian: not really, no.
• the public knows there’s a new Batman and Superman since yk. Jon’s face is public and was seen as superboy flamebird and now superman, and batman was slightly smaller and had some different moves
• but here’s their main line up: batman ( dami wamie, obvi ), superman ( jonnyboy kent ), nobody ( maya:)) ), green lantern ( tai pham, my baby boy ), lace ( wallace west 2, he goes by lace instead of flash because i said so. ), and shazam ( billy b ).
• fun fact, they have a den mother even though they are all in their 20s. poor dinah.. yeah black canary is their den mother. ( stole it from from yj )
• dinah makes sure they get their injuries checked out, train regularly, and you know. don’t blow up a building.
• again.
• ( when damian and jon were younger, in their teen years, they stupidly accidentally blowed up a building. in their defense, the building was owned by the penguin. and there were no civilians in the area. but they also got a lot of men sent after them.. oops. )
• they are very chaotic. they are the definition of dumbass energy sometimes.
• damian tries to keep the pda down whenever he’s batman, BUT JON DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT
• hence the amount of photos of jon hugging Damian or kissing him
• damian has never once initiated one in suits
• ( that one time jon almost died does not count )
Damian: thought you were gonna be batman.
Tim: nah, i don’t wanna be bruce. i saw what it did to dick. I would’ve became just like him.
Damian: am i like him??
Tim: god no, bruce would never kiss superman or date him or spray paint the new justice league logo— nice logo, by the way— onto villains bases
Damian: is that a good or bad thing?
Tim; good, that means you probably won’t be a total emotional stunted person using crime fighting as an outlet for unresolved childhood trauma.
Damian: you do realize why i became Robin right
Tim: .. not the point im trying to make. I mean now, brat.
• sometimes you can see some of the heroes dropping by to surprise kids, they heard that their old mentors used to go to children’s hospitals to visit sick kids, so they did that too. on a rare day where there isn’t any crime, which is really rare, they go to a school and talk if it’s a weekday, or they drop by an orphanage to hang out with kids.
• they have gotten into a lot of trouble though. they’re still learning how to work as a team. jon and damian are used to being solo and working with each other, Tai had tagged along a few times when they were younger and knows how they work, along with maya, but billy and Wallace do not.
• they often all get into arguments.
• damian lacks a filter and will criticize everyone if they mess up. and he often goes off alone or is too blunt.
• it takes a long time before they all realize that Damian is just: Damian, he doesnt mean to be mean. ( surprisingly )
• billy is used to being the big kid stuck at the kids table, it’s funny that he’s actually the second oldest when he used to be the youngest. ( lace is like.. 27? shazam is 25.. nobody 24. & the supersons 22. pulled all those ages outta my ass. you’re welcome. )
• dinah is also their therapist. poor dinah.
• like really giving pity to dinah. but dinah loves those kids, she has known some since they were kids. she used to take damian out for ice cream and train with him, and also babysit him. ( AUNT DINAH IS MY FAVORITE GOODBYE ). and she did the same with Jon.
• dinah actually does help a lot of them get over their trauma, not completely, but most have finally spoken about it. they began talking after they all got hit with fear gas.
• that was a bad night.
• they had almost disbanded before when they thought lace had died by the hands of captain cold. they had been arguing all day, and if they didn’t, they might’ve saved him:
• but turns out he wasn’t dead.
• but the argument was still there, and it was strong. it took a while for them to actually work together without dinah forcing them.
• then soon came another new member after maya left to go do some undercover mission for the justice league regarding some alien tech being distributed some place. it was a sad goodbye, but she would be back and she would have a place here.
• welcoming: yara flor. yara was a bit headstrong and wild. damian has screamed at her a lot and almost got into a fist fight with her before being dragged off by his boyfriend 💋
• but she settled in fine. minus the fact damian really wanted to shove a batarang up— anyways. she just had to learn teamwork and shit, she was used to being a solo and she was somewhat new. so they helped her out and she became a solid member of the team.
• sometimes damian and jon just go and sit on a rooftop like they did as kids togeyher. just alone with each other. thinking about how their life changed so quickly.
Damian: i thought we’d ruin our fathers’ legacies and plummet to the ground.
Jon: *he coughed* ..what?
Damian: yeah. i didn’t think we’d get this far, but here we are.
Jon: of course we got this far, and we’re gonna get further.
Damian: i know.
• oh yeah. so. superman. fucking proposed after they defeated darkseid. ( the battle was long, so many people were left injured and on the brick of death, Damian and jon had been separated when it all started. Damian had stayed on earth at first before going to apokolips. Damn he hadn’t seen it since he got resurrected.
Darkseid: oh. I remember you.
Damian: mhm?
Darkseid: ah yes, the little boy who was resurrected here.. the chaos share, your father used it on you.
Damian: i know. i remember what happened. I was there afterall.
Darkseid: I wonder if you are as smart as the original batman.
Damian: i am.
• damian was buying time. he was waiting for reinforcements, namely the people who had powers and could take him down. damian wasn’t stupid. he realized darkseid liked to talk. his friends were fighting off the female furys or whatever they were called. he just had to wait and entertain.
Darkseid: quite the ego there.
Damian: i saved the justice league when i was 13, i deserve to have an ego.
Darkseid: oh, you are by far more talkative than the original.
Damian: thanks.
Darkseid: not a compliment, you fool.
• yeah so. darkseid tried to kill damian, with a beam thing. Damian was about to flip away like the baddie he is, but. jon. went out and yk. took the hit. dumbass.
Damian: you have such a big hero complex.
Jon: wow I just saved you and that’s what you say?????
Damian: yes.
• anyways, after they defeat darkseid, jon pops out a ring from his pocket and asks damian to marry him on apokolips.
Damian: you seriously couldn’t wait til we got on earth?
Jon: dames you almost died. what if- what if something happens, I’ve been putting this off for so long. cmon please?
Damian: you’re seriously asking me to marry you here where, I’m pretty sure, a lot of shit happened to our parents here.
Jon: no time like the present.
Damian: fair. okay.
Jon: just okay???
Damian: im sorry, do you want me to cry or something?
Jon: ughh, you can be so extra and petty sometimes.
Damian: i am not being petty.
Jon: just because I ask you to marry me here you wanna be like “okay” and that’s it
Damian: you’re so dramatic. I’ll marry you. I wanna marry you. Better?
Jon: yeah:)
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Not My Time
Part 4 of 4
Everyone who knew y/n held their breath. Seconds later y/n emerged from the pit gasping for air. y/n’s eyes were an emerald green when she merged then returned to her normal eye color after a bit.
Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian stared at their sister expecting her to lash out at them, but that didn’t happen. Instead, she just stood in the middle of the pit mumbling curses to herself. Talia looked at her son and his brothers then at y/n. She dismissed the guards and assassins and left the boys alone with their sister.
“y/n?” Damian called put. y/n slowly turned to face her brothers and looked at Damian.
“Umm, what’s up Dami?” y/n coughed as she staggered to land.
The boys sighed in relief when their sister didn’t start attacking them. Then they ran towards her and attacked her with hugs and apologies not caring that they were in the Lazarus Pit.
Talia stood by the door leading into the Lazarus Pit and waited for Bruce to show up. A couple minutes of waiting in silence Bruce showed up looking pissed and disappointed as always. He was halfway through the hall when his beloved children decided to show up. But of course, them being who they were, they were arguing about who would hang out with y/n and make sure she’s fine. Y/n was the first one to realize that their father was there. With them.
“Um, well… this is… awkward.” y/n said as she avoided her fathers gaze. The boys stopped arguing and looked at their father.
“Surprise!” Dick exclaimed while pushing y/n to the front.
Bruce stared at his daughter thinking that this wasn’t real. He hesitantly made his way towards her. y/n shuffled past her brothers and Talia towards her father. They stopped a couple feet away from another and stared at each other. Before y/n could say anything her father hugged her tightly. As if she was going to disappear any minute.
“I thought I lost you, y/n,” he whispered into her shoulder as tears began to run down his face.
“I missed you too dad,” y/n said hugging him back.
While Bruce and y/n hugged, Jason, Tim, and Damian thanked Talia for bringing their sister back from the dead, but they also did threaten her. According to them, no one messes with their sisters. NO ONE. Dick, on the other hand, was wiping fake tears off his face and smiling like crazy. It wasn’t every day that the Batman cried and hugged someone. After y/n and Bruce stopped hugging Dick grabbed his brothers and ran towards the pair yelling, “GROUP HUG!”
“Okay, I love you guys and all… but… I’m having… trouble breathing,” y/n said.
“Oops sorry,” Dick apologized.
“TT. Grayson, sister, father, if you don’t mind, I would appreciate it if we could all go back home now,” Damian said.
Everyone excluding Talia agreed. It’s been a very long and exhausting day and all they wanted to do was eat food, and sleep.
I pulled back from the group and looked at Talia. She wouldn’t revive me from the goodness of her heart. Even if she did have one, why revive me? I made my way towards Talia and asked, “Why revive me?”
“I don’t like seeing my son suffer,” She replied. That seems like a good reason.
“Okay. Thanks for not letting Damian suffer, I guess.”
“Your welcome, y/n.”
I walked back towards my family and looked over my shoulder just to see no one. Assassins, I swear.
“Sooooo, can we go home?” I asked.
“Let’s go.”
The trip back home was longer than I expected. And it wasn’t peaceful. The boys wouldn’t stop arguing. They would argue over the smallest things. It’s ridiculous. But once we made it back to the cave their arguing got worse.
“Todd, Drake, Grayson, I’m staying with y/n!”
“Sure you are demon spawn!”
They spent several minutes like that arguing, and since they weren’t exactly quiet they caught a lot of attention.
“What the hell is going on in here!?!?” Stephanie shouted.
I let out a shriek and put my hand on my heart as the boys stopped arguing.
“Stephanie,” I began, “What we say about yelling or shouting in the cave?”
Steph just stared at me like she’d seen a ghost, and to be honest, it’s pretty funny seeing her like that. Kate, Cass, Bab’s, Duke, and Alfred ran to our location. To say they were surprised would be an understatement. I mean some of us have a reputation of not staying dead. Or alive. Which is a major problem.
“Uh, yeah, hi, I’m back,” I announced while awkwardly shifting in my place. They stayed silent for another three minutes before Cass and Steph ran towards me and hugged me tightly. Steph let go of me and pulled back just to smack me in the back of my head.
“Where the hell were you?!?!” She exclaimed as her eyes began to water.
“Let’s not worry about that come here,” I said while pulling her in for a hug.
Cass and Steph let me go and pulled me towards the rest of group. After lots of hugs, tears, explanations, and introductions (a/n: You guys haven’t met Duke until now.) we all went back upstairs to the living room to catch up on everything that has been going on and to watch Disney movies.
After everything that happened. You did manage to stop Kate from killing Karlo and you also managed to get Tim out of his coffee addiction and convince him to go to college.
With the Outlaw’s help, you guys managed to take down the human trafficking ring and return everyone to their homes safely. Jason also got revenge for you, but you don’t know. And he doesn’t plan on telling you anytime soon.
“Now what?” Bruce asked you.
You sighed and looked at your brothers playing fetch with Titus and Ace in the backyard.
“Honestly, I don’t know. I want to help Duke with his Signal duties but I also kinda want to give up the mask and live a normal life, but it sounds boring. And I don’t do boring dad.”
Bruce chuckled and ruffled your hair a little, “Well, whatever choice you make if you need something, I’m here.”
“I know.”
Whatever happens next is up to you.
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Batboys call Batmom “mom” for the first time
If I can request, can you make a Bruce Wayne x Reader, and it's about how all four boys call her mom/mother/any other mom names for the first time?
Requested by: anonymouse
Hope you enjoy this sweetie! Heaven knows I did :D These were meant to be shorter... Oops... :P I got carried away... So these are most about the scenarios when they first call batmom by a mothering name as opposed to batmom’s reaction... Hope that’s okay!
Tag list: @cattwomannn (If you want to be tagged in anything I write, just let me know, it doesn’t necessarily have to be for this fandom :D)
Dick:
Y/N clapped with the rest of the crowd as they watched the performers take a bow. She had taken Dick to see a circus performance that was taking place in Gotham. She had know that he loved being part of the circus, the familiarity of it, the family that had been made within it’s community and that he missed it dearly. Also, since Bruce had taken on Dick as his ward, the two of them had never managed to spend any time with just the two of them to build on their relationship. So, here they were. Bonding over Dick’s passionate love for acrobatics and the circus.
“Did you enjoy that Dick?” Y/N asked as they left the tent.
“Yeah! It was great! I mean, they weren’t as good as the circus I’m from but they were amazing!” Dick gushed as he walked with her. Y/N knew she couldn’t replace his mother, hell she didn’t want to. But she would be damned if she left him without a maternal figure. Y/N was content with Dick just accepting her into his life.
Dick chatted all the way to the car and for most of the journey back to the mansion, explaining every little detail and trick that the acrobats could use to their advantage. Y/N listened, enraptured by the boy’s passion. As they got closer to the house, Y/N noticed Dick’s head drooping and his voice slowing. A gentle smile made it’s way onto her face. He was still so new at being a vigilante alongside Bruce. The sleep pattern, or lack of, was taking it’s toll on him.
Once the car was parked, Y/N walked to Dick’s side of the car and gently picked him up. The boy was practically dead to the world. As she carried him through the mansion, Y/N spotted Bruce approaching them. “No patrol for him tonight” she said softly.
“No. I think not” Bruce replied, smoothing over the boys hair.
Together, they took Dick to his room, took his shoes and coat of before tucking him in. One eye opened blearily and he gave them a dopey sleepy smile.
“-ove you Mom… -ove you Dad” he murmured sleepily before rolling over. Y/N stared, stunned. Dick was just too pure for them.
Jason:
Frantic with worry, Y/N made her way down to the batcave. Jason and Batman had been on patrol and they’d had a run in with Scarecrow. Jason, in his recklessness, had taken the full brunt of a dose of Fear Toxin. It had reacted within a few minutes. Scarecrow had gotten away as Batman had to subdue Jason and get him back to the Batcave. Before Y/N had been informed, by Alfred, an antidote had been hastily made and administered. But the boy was still twisting and turning in whatever nightmare he was having.
“He’ll just have to see it through to the end Y/N” Bruce said calmly as he pulled his cowl back on. Though his voice may have been calm, Y/N saw he was furious in his eyes. With Jason and with Scarecrow. Though Jason may get a lecture on recklessness, Y/N knew that the fear toxin was punishment enough. It was Scarecrow who was going to get the punishment tonight.
“Stay safe and keep away from that goddamn toxin!” she warned Bruce before leaving the batcave. Apparently Jason was sweating the toxin out and was therefore running a high fever. They didn’t want to administer anything else into his system in case it reacted badly. So, Y/N and Alfred were on watch duty for the night. Y/N knocked on Jason’s door and stepped inside
“Go get some sleep Alfred. I’ll take over until morning” She offered as she walked over to the bed. Jason was pasty and beaded with sweat; his lips were parted and his breath was labored. Alfred agreed, taking one last worried look at the boy before leaving.
“You know where to find me Miss, if anything goes wrong”
Y/N nodded her understanding and took Alfred’s seat next to Jason. Blearily opening his eyes, Jason looked at her sadly.
“Did I do something bad mama?” He asked weakly, his lower lip wobbling as if he was about to cry. Y/N felt her heart reach out to him.
“Are they mad?” he asked again. His eye glassy, as if he wasn’t really seeing her. Shaking her head, Y/N reached out and smoothed the damp hair away from his forehead.
“No, they’re just worried about you angel… Just sleep now and get better” she cooed as she picked up a rag and dipping it in the cool bowl of water Alfred had provided. She would watch over her little boy until he was better.
Tim:
Today was a day of celebration! Tim was tying the knot! Or at least, he would be once he finally got over his nerves. He had less than half an hour until he got in the car and made his way to the venue to get married. It wasn’t like he was particularly unsure about this, he knew he loved them and wanted to be with them. It was more to do with the fact that what if he did something wrong? Forgot his vows? What if he became so nervous he forgot their name?! If he tripped and ripped their dress?
Tim groaned as he sat on his bed. He’d wanted time to himself, to breath, so he’d sent his groomsmen off to fix any minor issues that had arisen. There was no one here to calm him down or give him any words of comfort. His heart hammered against his chest. Or was that the door? It was the door!
“C-” Tim coughed “Come in” he called. The door opened and standing on the other side was Y/N. His heart lifted a little. Y/N had been a beacon of light in his life in dark times. In fact, she had been the one to help him pick out a ring, sort out the proposal and then kept his brothers away from ruining it. Above all else, Y/N had also saved his life once. Never had he see her so mad that she launched herself at a villain with a battle ax. Whilst he’d been assured the villain lived, they’d never heard from him since. He owed Y/N so much.
“Hey… The car’s going to get here soon and Dick’s demanding a photo with all the groomsmen before you go” she said softly as she walked over to him. Y/N always knew when something was wrong.
“Right. I’ll be ready to go… soon” Tim replied, his throat tight.
“What’s wrong sweetie?”
“What if I mess up? What if they leave me at the altar?! What if-” he rambled his worried to her, his hands wringing together in nerves. Eventually, a soft hand stilled his own.
“Baby… They would never do that to you. As for your vows, tell them exactly what you feel about them and your union together. You can’t go wrong if it’s from your heart. And if you do say something wrong, I can always ask Dick to be very dramatic with his own crying to cover any mistakes!” Y/N said softly to Tim, bringing him in for a hug.
“Thanks mom. You’ve always been there for me”
“And I always will be Timmy”
Damian:
Y/N twisted her hair as she sat in the car.
“What’s wrong?” Bruce asked as he drove.
“I… I guess I don’t know how to talk to Damian once we get back. After all, we got married and went on our honeymoon. And even though we got Damian’s blessing, I feel like something was… Left out, like he didn’t want to burden us…” she replied. Bruce hummed in thought. It couldn’t have been easy for Damian, to be left behind while his father had gone on his honeymoon. And even though Y/N and Damian got on pretty well, she was now in his life as a step-mother. Something that perhaps Damian had never anticipated.
“Well, speak to him when you get back. Just the two of you. I’m pretty sure that if he didn’t like me marrying you, he’d have made that known by now” Bruce suggested as they pulled up the driveway. Y/N knew Bruce was right; the issue wasn’t Damian not liking the marriage. It was something else.
“Welcome back Mr and Mrs Wayne” Alfred greeted as they stepped out the car. “Hi Alfred! You wouldn’t know where Damian is, do you?” Y/N asked. She wanted this sorted as soon as possible.
“I believe he’s in his room” Alfred responded, taking her coat from her.
“‘I’ll be back soon” Y/N said to Bruce. No doubt he’d go straight to the batcave and see how everything went during his absence. Y/N made her way up the stairs towards Damian’s room; once there, she knocked on the door.
“Enter” came the prompt and curt response. Y/N smiled to herself. She’d missed him.
“Hey, Damian” she said softly as she stepped into the room. The boy seemed quite surprised to see her. “Your father and I just got back” Y/N couldn’t help notice the slight wince the boy made when she spoke.
“Dami, what’s wrong?” She asked worriedly, sitting beside him on the bed. Damian looked like he was debating on telling her before shaking his head. “Dami…” she said softly as she reach over to hug him.
“Do you want me as your son?” He asked, his tone sharp as if forcing it out. Y/N looked at him surprised. So that had been what was bothering him.
“You’re already my son. And not just by law” she cut him off before he could point that out. “I love you as my son and I will treat you as my son. Whether you came from my womb or not has no impact on my love for you!” She assured him. Damian’s face crumpled a little, as if he wanted to cry, but no such thing happened. He simply nestled his head between her shoulder and neck.
“Thank you mother”
#bruce wayne x reader#Bruce Wayne#Dick Grayson#Jason Todd#Tim Drake#Damian Wayne#Batmom#This was way longer than I thought#oops
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Sentence Starter Masterlist
Batfamily:
Jason Todd:
“You deserve a world without this”
"Guns? Ha! Last I remember, you had string bean arms!"
“It’s not that funny.”
“I know you liked it when they were hitting on you.” "If you would do it I would like it better" "Wait, what" "What"
"If you're not there when this baby comes, I'm going to take that gun, and shove it so far up your--"
"open it" "can you say please?"
"real smooth, tripping over air"
"Alright guys time to play truth or dare"
"well, that was... interesting"
"where have you been"
“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
“If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life.”
“After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?”
"I know I said I’d get up with the kid in the morning but I’m hoping you can’t tell I’m fake sleeping and hoping you will do it instead"
"It helps that my competition is attractive."
“I’d die for you. Of course, I’d haunt you in the afterlife but really, it’s the thought that counts.”
"I bet I could beat you in wrestling match"
“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”
"Yeah, because fighting crime wearing the colors of a traffic light is soooooo stealthy."
“I met your parents and your mom was flirting with me. "
"I am not jealous, I'm territorial. Jealous is when you what something you can't have, territorial is protecting what is yours."
"Get over here, Jason 'Crush Me With Your Thighs' Todd!"
"ITS PLATINUM!!!"
"Wait, you're not a virgin? do you even stay awake long enough for sex?"
"you can't just go around killing people"
"So tell me: do all vigilantes lurk or is this just a part of your unique charm?"
"Am I really gonna be a father to an actual human being?"
"Put the water balloon down."
“You’re cute when you’re angry.”
Dick Grayson:
“I did a pregnancy test.”
“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
"What do you mean I can't stay up until 4 am reading? You've stayed up later risking your life in a ridiculous costume!"
"If you sing that song one more time I will fight you"
“I had a nightmare about you and I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”
"I swear to god if you don't get off the chandelier right now"
"love first of all if you're wearing that kilt to slag me off for me Irish heritage I'm not one fucking bit impressed and second KILTS ARE FUCKING SCOTTISH ugh but you do look the ride in it , i have to say wait there I'm posting a pic of it this gonna be great craic"
"IVE BEEN STANDING IN THIS SHOP FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS TRYING TO DECIDE BETWEEN SMARTIES OR SKITTLES DONT RUSH ME !"
“What do you want me to do with this?”
"You know you have to worst name ever"
"Where do you run off to every day?"
Tim Drake:
“Is there a problem?” “Is there a special reason, as to why you’re wearing my shirt?”
"No, nothing's wrong, I was just fangirling, carry on."
"You should know by know that if you leave your cape laying around, I don't care if it's for 'superhero business', I'm going to wrap it around myself like a blanket."
“You drowned my makeup in water so I used my key to scratch all of your video game discs.”
"stop it, stop whatever the hell your doing"
'please stop staring at that stupid computer and talk to me'
"You're not meeting my boyfriend, Tim, because I'd like to date him a while before my brother kills him."
“This is your twentieth cup of coffee are you trying to break a world record or something?“
"I found you passed out, face down in a pile of coffee cups, are you ok?"
"You have to be cheating! No one is that good poker!"
"There's nothing wrong with taking a break"
"You should really get out of the house more, I almost attacked you thinking you were a vampire. And no patrol doesn't count, get some sunlight."
Damian Wayne:
“Damn, when did y/n get hot?”
"We’re camping and you think you lost the kid but they’re napping in the tent and I’m not telling you yet so you watch them better next time"
"Damian, are you sure your dad is going to be ok with us sneaking a monkey into the Manor?"
“Before you decide to murder me, let me explain…”
“His ego is so visible; I can almost watch it grow.”
“When you love someone, you don’t just stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”
“Do you ever follow directions?”
"dami ..I can't find my reading glasses have you seen them ?"
"I was trained by the masters of the League of Assassins and Ra's Al Ghul himself I DO NOT SING"
"we are not going to steal someone's dog"
"i'm allowed to be obssesed with you, im your husband"
"Why is there a deer in the mansion."
"I'm better at handling swords than you"
“So that’s why you’re always gone... you’re fighting crime in tights...”
"Wait... are you actually trying to stab me with a spoon?"
"Do I have to?"
"Don't worry beloved my family will love you, if anything I'm worried about them scaring you off"
Batfam:
"Not to point out the elephant in the room, but is that a literal elephant in the room?"
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CW DC:
Barry Allen:
"Cisco I don't need you to hit on them for me."
"I don't care how much a speedster needs to eat, you touch my food, and we're going to have a problem."
"everyone can tell you lover her, it's obvious"
“im NOT jealous, but he was flirting with you"
"I'm so sorry to disturb you but....I ran out of toilet paper"
Wally West:
"you like her, don't you!"
"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it"
Oliver Queen:
"are you jerking off or did you just find another book?"
Mon-El:
"Are you really jealous of a dog?"
"Mon-El, stop trying to make me blush, you jerk!"
Winn Schott:
"Winslow Schott, you do *not* get to saw I'm 'crabby' right now. If I seem to be in a bad mood, it's because *someone* decided to drag all the way to the DEO, first thing in the morning before I had a chance to have breakfast, without actually giving me a reason!"
<-------------------------------------------->
DC (Other):
Billy Batson:
"I'll give you your precious hoodie back, if you say the magic word!"
"How hasn't Bruce Wayne adopted you yet?"
"So...what happened EXACTLY?"
"y'know when you sneak around like that to transform you look super shady right?"
"You snuck into my room in the middle of the night to tell me something that could've waited till morning, woke me up by tripping over a small pile of books, and almost broke the most expensive thing I own. Remind me again why I shouldn't immediately call the cops on my best friend?"
<-------------------------------------------->
Young Justice:
Wally West:
"I'd like to remind everyone to refrain from eating my food"
"I think you're just jealous cause you don't have magic powers! Or maybe you don't believe cause your so dependent on your precious science to explain everything!"
"I don't speak science, think you can translate for us non-nerds?"
Bart Allen:
"You can't keep blaming yourself for what happened to him"
"I'm from the past...I knew your cousin"
"We're about to die!"/"Comes with the job!"/”You're not helping!"
"You can't be serious"
"Hey, could you help me go over these case files-...you do not have a shirt on..."
"Who do i look like, Batman?"
"How are you always late?"
"Give me back my book!! You better not spoil it!!!"
"YOU CAN SING?!?!?!?!"
"You look good in yellow"
"I promise to tell you where your snacks went, if you promise not to get mad."
“are you sure about this”
"please don’t make me say it"
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Marvel:
The Avengers:
"oops they saw it, well surprise I guess!"
Peter Parker:
"Don't be such a nerd Parker, we need to keep this professional and intimidating."
"You're that Bug Boy Jamison keeps talking about"
"You're an arachnophobe?"
“You're gonna get me killed!"
"I dare you to kiss him."
"Explain your powers to me again"
"Could you just get me down from here?!"
"These aren't even quips! They're just bad puns!"
"I cannot believe you of all people got us detention! I always thought it would be me."
"There's no such thing as bad publicity!"
"So, what's up with BugBoy over there?"
Steve Rogers:
"When were you planning to let me know what happened?!"
<-------------------------------------------->
Voltron:
Shiro:
“I’m like 20% sure this plan will work. The other 80% means we could die horribly and violently, but honestly it’s a really solid plan.”
“You’re so determined to protect yourself and your feelings, but what about me?”
“How is my wife more badass than me?”
"i lost our baby"
“Are you hitting on me?”
"...Why did you throw confetti in my face?"
Lance:
“I’m starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was.”
"Please tell me you aren't washing a metal, mechanical, slightly magical lion with soap and water?"
“How did you even get that there?“
Keith:
"How in the world did I get you to like me back?"
“I thought it was a good idea at the time, but it now occurs to me that I was horribly wrong.”
“Oh my god! You’re in love with them!” "No, Dumb-ass I'm in love with you"
"I can't believe you talked me into this."
"Keith, I love you, you know I do, but *please* tell me you didn't actually jump out of an airlock to get your lion."
“Why are you staring at me like that?”
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Criminal Minds:
Spencer Reid:
"i need you to breath in and out with me, this anxiety attack will pass, i......"
"I don't care what you think you know, Spence, I'm *not* ticklish!"
"God, I hate profilers! You can never keep a secret from one."
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