#dekh le behen/bhai

[shut-up-rabert]

whatever the anon is saying I've watched videos of the same from last year and I've listened to those music myself this year on the ram navami's event and that definitely is not something lord Rama wants us to do what I've seen ppl doing during ram navmi.... so-

I'm a hindu I don't get it how is it hinduphobic I've also seen it so it's ig the truth if that's hinduphobia than your post was also islamophobic and no pleasw dont be so naive and reply ke I didn't say muslim i just said some community nvm I don't really find you or your opinions or your blog smth i would follow or someone I would like to interact .... it's just because you're a part of the desiblr your post came on my dash and your urge to deny all the things thw anon said with words like hinduphobia and evidence and liberals blah blah arghhh like bro chill it was just too much to just see and get through it without involving I don't want this dumbassery in the name of hindublr or desiblr I can't unfollow the tags ig i better block ya

….the post isn’t even tagged either hindublr or desiblr. Its only non personal tag is hinduphobia and ram navmi.

For this specific reason aswell.

Tumblr would not have showed you my post if it wasn’t tagged desiblr or you weren’t already liking my stuff (which your “i don’t find your opinions something I follow” tells me you weren’t given this is a political blog).

……… you wanna say something now or?……

And do ya think I was denying the claims over nothing? I searched the stuff they were speaking of, and came to the conclusion after finding nothing. You too, anon, have only provided words and no actual proof.

The burden of proof is on people who say xyz happened, how does someone prove it did not happen? By showing it not happening?😭

And how do you not see an annual attack on Hindu processions to be hinduphobic is beyond me. If someone threw a stone at me everytime I passed by, I would think they have a problem with me aswell.

My post was not islamophobic because nowhere did I blame Islam or muslims in that post. Do you think I did not mention the said community because I wanted to hide Islamophobia?

Bull. Fucking. Shit.

I did that because I did not believe that every Muslim should receive flak for that as the community in itself is not responsible for such people, but the fact that those individuals were part of a particular religion and hated us because we were a part of another one, it does make religion relevant in all this, both ours and theirs.

So no, Muslims at large are not at fault here, but these attackers did hurt us in name of islam, so mentioning what excuse they used to attack us is only natural becuase it is a crime against humans and hence intention needs to be known for being able to tackle/trace it better.

And do you realise that the whole point of me answering such provoking asks is to either confirm or deny them? What do you think I will do with a post that’s blatantly accusing with no proof? Not deny it? Not ask for proof? Tell me whether any of the “excuses” I used were out of place or unrequired there.

#dekh le behen/bhai #nahi kiya tag #hinduphobia #asks #anon bhai ki asks

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

dekh bhai, i have no idea why you're acting like this. tujhe lag rha hai you're acting normal, but you're not. i have no idea why you're ignoring me like this. maybe it's because i spam you way too much. tu mere messages ka reply nahi karta, it's fine. baat toh kar le? itni zyada annoying hoon kya main? nahi agar hoon toh bol de. ill leave.

- you know who, and it's not that other person.

... message to kr behen

[apnahichutiyapfelahuahai]

Kyu Bhai q..... Kyu kiya aisa Behenchod bht kuch kr skta tha na tu lekin tune to bsss yhi gaaand mrvani thi dekh le lode lge hue h zindagi k Behenchod bhosdike Kya tatti aadmi h re tu aisa chutiya insaan mne to aajtk ni dekha Behenchod time khrab krta h sirf koi aim ni h koi target ni h bakwas zindagi ghatiya tatti zindagi kya dimag m lund ghusa hua h kya tere Behenchod kuch krna hi ni h life m bss time pass krne ka kitni ummide kiti expectations Behencho kisi ki koi kadr nii sirf porn dekho or muth maro yhi kro thoda sa pad lo job to h hi vha jao or gaand mrvao jha kuch ni milna bc chutiye

Chutiya lund loser h tu Behenchod kuch ni ho skta tera kuch bhi nii pdd leta to govt job lgg ni jati 3 saal m to Upsc clear ho jaye thk se pde to lekin tu Behenchod.. Ab suno taane uska selection ho gya uska selection ho gya lekin tera ni hoga Kabhi ni hoga tu aise hi gaand mrvata rh bc gaandu behen k lode uth ja sambhal ja jaag ja kuch kr haath per chla vrna kuch ni hone wala mrna pdega aakhir m yhi raasta bachega or kuch nii zindagi jeena aata hi ni tujhe behennchod ary zra bta to sahi chl kya rha hota h tere dimag m mtlb kya chl rha hota h Behenchod kyu ni ki Padai hainnn 3 saal aise hi barbaad kr diye sirf aise hi gher p bethe bethe phone m ungli krte krte kisi ka nahi socha na maa ka naa baap ka na hi bhaiyo ka yrr tu itna gaya guzra ni h mere bhai tu chahe na 6 months bss 6 months or naukri tere hatho me kuch kr yrr mere bhai h kuch kr aise chutiye ki tarah jeena bnd kr sbse phle mard bnn problem face kr thk h solutions nikal apni problem ka or aage jaa okay tu bht kuch kr skta h bht kuch sab kuch kr skta h sb kuch bsss teri niyat m khot h yhi kami h or ye sbse badi kami h jisko sudharna bht zruri h bht zyada zruri kch krle bhai kch krle mere bhai bol krega kya?? Job lgega kya???? Mehnt krrga kya???? Jaan lga dega kya???? Sab kuch chor k padai m mann lagayega kya????? Bol bhai bol aise kaam ni chlega aise to kuch bhi ni hoga behncho samaj rha h?????? Samaj aa rhi h kuch ya bss yuhi veenti h bhai tere se kuch krle tu plz kch krle mere bhai plzz

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 27+28.11.20 lbs

27.11.20

lmao i was gonna get suuuuuuper mad at kabir for being in her room but then he’s like:

“hi.”

....................... and i instantly snorted happily. vishal is realllllllllly just so likable that i just can’t with him anymore. i love when adorable marshmallows like him and shrenu play evil. you just cannot fucking hate them!

blah blah humaara kamra, mera kamra nonsense.

shaadi ka joda gift. with that tackyyyyyyyyyyyyassss KABIR KI RIDDHIMA written on it. main marr jaooon par kabhi bhi aisa kuch na pehnoon, no matter how much i love the guy.

“kuch hi derr mein tum VANSH ki riddhima se, KABIR ki riddhima ho jaogi.” coz even in 2020, women are nothing but chattel to be passed on from one man to another.

riddhima is thinking fat chance, bitch.

telling him she’ll never wear red for him, coz “laal pyaar ka rang hota hai, aur main sirf ek insaan se pyaar karti hoon, aur woh hai vansh.”

“toh yeh bhi vansh ke paise se hi liya hai.” lmaooooooooo

ghani beizzati by saying she’s already bought a joda for herself, a white one. which honestly looks muchhhhhhhhhh nicer than the red one acc. to me but ok.

vansh checking his account balance and seeing that there’s charges for two wholeass designer jodas bought for a shaadi that’s not even gonna happen:

anyway kabir’s like ok who cares, colour doesn’t matter, shaadi toh tumhari honi hai mujhse blah blah.

kabir doesn’t like mandap setup. coz all white. and apparently aryan was in charge of it? coz he’s getting dragged by the collar for it.

good. i don’t feel any sympathy.

ishani is like dekh liya nateeeja iss loserrrrrrrr ki khushaamad karne ka? when has vansh ever treated you like this no matter how mad he’s gotten at you? he always protected you.

behen kyun bhains ke aage been bajaa rahi ho? yeh manhoos baaz nahi aana.

ishani flounced away and aryan’s now vowing revenge against kabir. abbe yaar, tera list toh kabhi khata hi nahi hota.

why the fuck are these ppl soooooooooo dressed up for a wedding they don’t even want to participate in? itna toh main apni genuine shaadi ke liye naa sajjjjjjoon.

suddenly ishani is allllll about bado ka sammaaan and parampara, pratishthaaaaa, anushaasan and all. lmao ok?????

tod di choodi uski kalaayi par. jaisa bhai, waisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hi behen.

shaadi mubarak indeed. lol.

riddhima’s calling vihaan and freakingout ki woh paise leke bhaag gaya. you are so fucking stupid sis, why would you give him that much fucking money BEFORE HE EVEN SHOWED THE FUCK UP??????????

“tum thodi weird nahi ho????” bhai obvious sawaal naa pooch.

anyway he’s like calm yo tits, untwist your panties, i’ll get there on time.

kabir instead of fixing his maatam waala mandap is back skulking around vihaan’s container box house. ladki ko shaadi karni bhi nahi hai and she’s sitting there ready from 3 hours before, aur yeh, jissko shaadi ki utaavli chadhi thi, is out doing randomassssss jasoosi, coz that’s the priority rn. sounds legit. 

VIHAAN THE DUMBASS TOOK OFF THE CCTV CAMERA AND PACKED IT. GOD YOU’RE ALLLLLLLLLLL FUCKING AQAL KE DUSHMAN IN THIS SHOW.

kabir sneaking in with gunnnnnnn.

how the fuck am i supposed to take him seriously with these bachchon waale sports shoes?!!?!?!? GIVE THE MAN HIS COMBAT BOOTS BACK SO HELP ME GODDDDDD

he’s peeking in the door and making some threatening statements about oh ho yeh hai tumhara plan, main sab khatammmmm kar doonga and all, but we never see wtf he’s looking at and this show is fulllllllllllll of red herrings, so........ idc.

riddhima putting on previous mangalsutra for this wedding and..... guts toh hai bandi main. badiii dheent hai.

mummy coming and saying blah blah usse utaar do this is your new mangalsutra and lmaoooooooooooooo

this is the tackiest fucking shit i’ve ever seen in my life. what’s with their obsession of putting their name on everything!?!!!?!!? what are you, an eight grader?!?!!?!?

anyway, bored with this ainvayi ki dhamki waala scene, fwding.

blah blah 2 ghante mein kaunsa chamatkaar hona hai and all......... WHY ARE YOU PPL SO DAMN OVERCONFIDENT????

meanwhile kabir is back and now harassing dadi. KISI KO TOH AKELA CHOD DE.  

actually, lmao, i’d love to see him go try this shit on ishani and angre. it would be fucking glooooooooooorious lololololol.

anyway, he wants dadi’s aashirwaad in the form of vansh’s saafa (pagdi/turban). ABBE YAAAAAAAAAAR. USKE UNDERWEAR DRAWER SE JAAKE USKI CHADDI BHI LEKE PEHEN. ITNAAAAAAAAA WANNABE VILLAIN MAINE AAJ TAK NAHI DEKHA. HADHHHHHHH HAI.

chikni chupdi baatein ki i’m just trying to be the son vansh was to this house. if i wear his saafa, it’s like uski aashirwaad aur duaein meri saath hongi.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PICTURE VANSH’S FACE IS LITERALLY LIKE

anyway dadi is like really really fucking hurt by this and my god i wanna fucking murder kabir.

she’s literally telling him to pick anything else, it’s vansh’s nishaani and he’s like aap sab ke paas koi na koi nishaani hai, mere paas apne bhai ki koiiiiiiiii nishaani nahi hai blah blah and oh my god, this is truly the most villainous thing kabir has done, being thisssssss fucking emotionally manipulative. the absolute fuckkkkkkkk.

ugh anyway long story short. baandh diya dadi ne ukso saafa. bloody nonsense.

poor dadi phoot phoot ki ro rahi hai ki she’s losing vansh bit by bit. awwwww man it’s genuinely heartbreaking.

riddhima has witnessed this and is about to fuckkkkkk shit up lolll. 

lmaoooooooooooo dayum.

wtf is your problem, i’m marrying you, why are you torturing the fam like this blah blah. kabir like physical, emotional, moral sabbbbbbbbbbb tarah se tod ke rakh doonga inn sabko and ugh god i just really fucking hate him.

but damn he just looks really good in this sherwani and hair all mussed up.

anyway he’s doing some real messed-up, genocidal dictator kinda talk and phew. is just askinggggggggg to be murdered.

and then lmao he abruptly switched to “bohut khoobsurat lag rahi ho tum; time kya ho raha hai???? ooooooh ek ghanta baaki hai.” and i legittttttt lol’d at the way he delivered it. I HATE VISHAL FOR NOT LETTING ME HATE KABIR IN PEACEEEEEEEEE.

riddhima panic-calling vihaan, wants to go check on him. mummy ne pakad liya, room mein badh kar diya coz K told her to handle riddhima’s bhagodi dulhan ways.

great. riddhima’s having a breakdown.

motivational call from the choti sarrdaarni. she kinda just looks like a tall baby shivangi joshi had with aditi dev sharma????

le, doosre show waale heroine ko bhi pata hai kabir kameena hai, iss show mein 3 episode pehle pata chala issko.

ok is the choti sarrdaarni delusional and having a make-believe phone call with the protagonist of her favt tv show IMMJ, coz she knows waaaaay more details than even the people in this house know about the plot and what went down. she’s talking about how vansh aakhri pal tak ladta raha and riddhima’s like huh, news to me, i just got there in time to see him spout some ghatiya shayari and then throw himself off a cliff.

anyway riddhima seems to have gotten strength from this deranged phone call, so............. good for her, i guess.

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28.11.20

next ep just abruptly started with kabir and mummy in riddhima’s room threatening her and i just.......... dude, whatever. i’m just gonna skim through this ep coz i know it’s just filler shit till literally the last 1 minute. 

OK HE’S MANHANDLING HER AGAIN AND FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

dang helly looked evennnnnnnn younger in the first eps. legit baby face. at least now they’ve aged her up a lil with the makeup and styling.

he’s saying don’t bother waiting, no one is gonna come. OH BOY. VIHAAN ARE YOU OK????? ARE YOU OK??????? ARE YOU OK VIHAAN?!?!?!?!?

cue riddhima’s panic attack.

lmao kabir telling mummy ki iss shaadi mein ab koi speedbreaker nahi hai lol. heavy foreshadowing that ab se everything that can go wrong is definitely gonna go wrong.

suddenly at the speed of light kabir is back at the container home in his sherwani and saafa and holding vihaan at gunpoint????

oh. sapna tha riddhima ka. ouff. this stupid show has tooooo fucking many dream sequences.

someone give this bitch a klonopin coz watching her is making my anxiety shoot up.

mummy comes into room 2 min later and sees riddhima sleeping ghoongattttt and all. SURE. NOT SUS AT ALL THAT A BRIDE DYING OF ANXIETY WOULD TAKE A NAP 30 MIN BEFORE THE CEREMONY IN FULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OUTFIT. TOTALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS.

DUDE SHE PULLED A NURSE WAALI HARKAT AGAIN. LMAOOOOOOOOO. KISKO SULAAAAAKE AAYI HAI TU, AAFAT?!?!?!!?

askdjasldkjlsakdjlaskjdlaskjdlaskjdlkas. ALSO THE FACT THAT MUMMY RECOGNIZED HER FROM HER PRESS ON NAILS. LMAOOOOOOOOOO I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS SHOW.

LMAO RIDDHIMA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

lol mummy has to call and give bad news to kabir. and i am sad we didn’t get to see his volcanic reaction, which no doubt would have been epicccccccccccc.

10 MINUTES TO THE CEREMONY. VR MANSION IS 20 MIN AWAY FROM THE CONTAINER HOUSE (AS STATED BY V BEFORE) AND THIS SIS IS...........

RE DEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

she finally got in and the whole place is empty. he practically lives in a storage unit, you telling me he went and moved his stuff to a whole different storage unit?????

new freakout within the pre-existing panic attack: kabir ne vihaan ko saaf kar diya ya vihaan paise leke bhaag gaya??

cut to fb: riddhima asking V all earnestly ki tum dhoka toh nahi doge na????

HIS ASS ACTUALLY SAID, LEMME TELL YOU A FACT ABOUT ME: I LOVE MY MOM. I SWEAR ON HER I WON’T BETRAY YOU. 

AND SHE STILL DIDN’T GET THAT HE’S VANSH. MY GODDDDDDDD.

she’s like nope vihaan gave mummy promise so he won’t give dhoka. ah yes, the most sacred and inviolable of promises.

toh bacha alternative ki kabir has vihaan. 4th simultaneous panic attack in a panic attack. someone sedate this bitch.

aaaaaaaaaand kabir has sent a video of a bomb in VR mansion below the mandap. great.

and now he’s calling to say ki get your ass back home or imma scramble these eggheads called the raisinghanias.

lmao the bomb is counting forwards instead of backwards????

mummy saying MY BETA SMAAAAAARTEST. haan, tha..... kisi zamaane mein. ab nihaayati bewakoof ho gaya hai.

lmao kabir accosted a passing by angre and is like you need to be loyal to me as you were to vansh and lol angre’s like saaf saaf shabdon mein, fuckkkkkkk off.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KABIR WENT TO HURL THE NAARIYAL AT ANGRE’S RETREATING HEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAN HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO HATE HIM HE’S SO FUCKING HILARIOUS

lmao he goes to phodofy naariyal and:

abhi bappa ko huullllllllll de raha hai. overconfidence ki hadh toh dekho.

riddhima is back and hunting for the bomb and kabir comes bouncing the fake bomb around and she’s legit like TUMNE MUJHSE JHOOOOOT BOLA?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? lol bitch, seriously???? because he’s been the paragon of truth and virtue up until this moment??????

“apna hulia sudhaar ke aao. 5 min mein mrs. kabir banne waali ho. thoda standard toh match karo.” lmaooooo the sasss and disdaaaaaain he said that withhhhhh. boy knows he’s looking damn good today.

anyway blah blah shaadi has started. dadi is sad af. to the point where ishani is looking really concerned. i really love this soft ishani.

“kaash samay ka paiyya ulta ghoom jaaye aur mera vansh wapis aa jaaye mere paas.”

dadi, shoulda asked for world peace instead. just the one wish you had and you wasted it on getting your hellion pota back. 

some more in-room threatening of riddhima by mummy. while riddhima is throwing out last minute prayers to bappa and vihaan ki bas just do something and stop this whole shitshow.

vihaan ka toh pata nahi, the shady fuck, but bappa like:

i gotchu girl.

bhaari bhaari flashback waali walk down the stairs.

HE EVEN SAID THE MAA LINE AS VIHAAN IN THE VANSH VOICE. SHE GOTTA BE SOOOOO FUCKING STUPID MY GODDDDDDD.

ouffffff so much time wasteeeeeeeeeee.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....................

watch that he was wearing while falling off the cliff? ✅✅✅

wedding ring that was not found on the dead body????? ✅✅✅

“YEH SHAADI NAHI HO SAKTI” booooooooming across the whole damn neighbourhood in the fakest deep voice everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr???? ✅✅✅

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precap:

haan yeh sab toh theek hai.............. 😕😕😕

par asli sexxxxxxxxx waali chemistry idhar hai!!!!!!!! UNFFFFFF. 🤩🤩🤩

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

[the-speechless-writer-blog]

INDEPENDENCE DAY

Aaj Hume aazad hue, ohh sorry sorry!!

Aaj humare desh ko aazad hue 72 years ho chuke hai.

Aab aap soch rahe honge ki maine esssa kyu bola??

Toh sunniye .

Hum toh kabhi aazad hue he nahi pehle angrezon ne hum pe hukumat chalayi or aaj badhti technology ne .

Bass frk eetna h ki pehle hum physically pain sehen karte thy or aaj mentally 🙃

Haa aazadi toh Hume mili saath he saath bohot sare rights Jesse #freedom of speech #gender equality .... etc......

Lekin ky usse hum sahi se istemal kr rhe h???

*Freedom of speech mili thi taki sab k soch vichar k positive points ko le or sabki baat ka Mann rakh sa k.

Lekin badle main humane uska glt mtlb nikala hum usse apne bado ka kisi bhi insan ka Niadar krne main istemal krte ha.

Chliye ye toh fir bhi aadat sudharne se rahi toh agale point pe chale!!

*Gender equality

Oye hoye!! Yaha logo ko sirf do he prajati samajh aati h nar& nari yani ki male & female 😉 dekho sabke muskan kesse Aajati h face pe jab opp gender dikhte h toh ...

Lekin kabhi kisi ko same gender ko saath ghumte dekh le toh eetna sa re thoughts aate h Jesse ki alian dekh liya ya fir ajooba ho gaya ho 🤨🤨

Yaar eetne articles toh tumhe constitution main bhi nii milenge jitne ki inke pass ho or vo bhi pointless ..

Kabhi socha h unko kessa lagta hoga kyu unko equality k nazar se ni dekhte kyu hum un se baat krne se ya phir AS pass rehne se bhi muh bana te hai ??

Eetna judgemental kyu ???

Kyu actors /actresses k naam sunte he wisting or director k naam pe bully ..

Kher yahi kafi nii gender equality ki ek or naya naam trending main h aap sab ne ek bar toh sunna he hoga isko

#FEMINISM / FeMiniSt

Aye hye aaj kl toh eetna trending main ki isski merchandise bhi aane lage h but girls thoda dhyn se use krna sikh lo khuki zaroori nahi ki har koi tumhari iss baat pe shant ho jaye har koi murkh nii Hotta ek trf ladko ki trh rehna h or unki aachi aadaton k saath buri aadaten bhi leni h aage isko feminism bolte ho toh behen tum illitrate ho jao google karo iss ka matlab samjho or fir bolna kyuki ek ki trf unghi kr k tum teen ungli khud ki trf utha rahi ho!!!

Agr tumhe bold hona h toh feminism ka sahara nahi apne upr bharosa rkh kr karo...

Or kuch baat humare ladko se bhi yrr...

Kuch ladko main un k aapne he rules ha agr ladki mill gaye. Toh apne naam k aagye sutd lagate Firenge lekin agr ladki mana kr di toh “vo whore hai “ n so many coments yar bhai sunn na toh tere pas koi rights h ussko kuch bolne ka na hi vo teri gulam jo har baat mane or in sab se tumko kya milega fir vahi purani line suno ge “ jab tumhari Maa , behn k upr guzregi tab tumhe samajh aayega “or khoon khol uthe. Ga toh haath utha loge . Lekin bhai baat chahe jitni purani ho lekin dum toh h na baat pe ye baat har waqt sunoge jab tak khud nii sudharoge . Apni bhen ki rakhvali krne se pehle khud ki zooban or aankhe sambhal kr rakho tumhari behn khud Hi bacch jayegi ....

Khe shyd aaj kuch zyada bol gayeee main lekin ky kare hum apna freedom or speech sahi jagah he istmal krte hai !

Jab insab chizo se sudhar kr literate ho jao tab bolna hum aazad hue varna tab tak bass ye kehna ki bass humara desh aazad hua h hum nahi!

~HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY ~

aaj tirang ko hava main lehra rahe toh kl bhi tiranga neeche gira hua mt dekhna🤗

JAI HIND.....

~tsw

#writers on tumblr #writing #tsw #jaihind #jai bharat #just thoughts #bloge #writtings #india #love #democracy #humara india

[sitaaronkepaar]

Daily Rikara Ramblings

Gosh, yesterday’s layak dialogue so made me not want to watch today’s epi but I still low-key want to see what AniRi are up to.

Also, Omkara better have a better reason than aiveyin hi for not picking Gauri’s calls. Gosh, koi itna gadha kaise ho sakta hai 🙄🙄🙄

Lol, aww, I thought Gauri bride banegi, but it’s Annika. 🤣

Omfg Gauri being the saviour again!! Duniya ki saari brides ee chirriya hi bhagayegi. She’s pretty much an expert now. 😂😂😂😂😂

Lol, my friend pointed out that AniRi look like little kids being forced to sit in the jagraata, and i can’t get that image out of my head now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gauri doesn’t even ask why. Sidhe how. 😂😂😂😂

Lmao, she just broke into a run 😂😂😂

Look at her being all nonchalant.

Today I learnt a new word for toilets. Gulshankhaana? Isn’t Gulshan a bouquet? Wtf. 😂😂😂😂

Lol both sisters in law know how to pick locks. I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol Shivaay ko mumbai baithe hi andaaza ho gaya, ateast he cares

Look at Omkara pretending like he gives a fuck. Lmao.

Omg omkara is so me when my fam drags me to things idc about 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bitch, pehele hi woh ring kyu nahi dikhayi. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I so don’t gaf about this suman. Only tolerating this girl for AniRi. Sighhhhh. 😒😒😒

Uff, yaar jaldi pehen suman k kapde. Ughhhhh

Gauri’s crying for divine intervention again lmao. 😂😂

Her jumping out of the bathroom reminds me of the time she(as Chulbul) jumped out when shivaay was at her door. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The waiting room is so clean lmao. Yeh pakka india me hi hai na? 😂😂😂

Omg this fucking aunty pakaoing Rudra about marriage is every fucking Indian aunty ever. Just STFU aunty!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

LOL IT’S A DREAM!!! I CAN’T 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The sindoor pic that threw everyone in a tizzy is a fucking dream. THANK YOU GOD! Bhavya deserves better than this immature idiot. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

UNCLE!!!!

Rudra getting angry at the Little kid calling him uncle is me every single time a fucking twit calls me an aunty. Badtameez bacche!! Aunty mat kaho na(hum paanch fans will get the reference) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

FUCKER PICK UP HER CALL OMFG!!

I knew “break” ka badla le raha hoga woh. Fucking knew it! Channeling his inner Ross I see. MORON!!

“Omakaraji ab hamara phone tak nahi utha rahe”

You don’t fucking deserve my queen omkara 😢😢😢

Just use your own wits Gauri, yeh omkara waise bhi useless hai 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

This eyepatch dude is cracking me up. 😂😂😂😂

Lol. That wink. 😁😁😁😁

Lmao Gauri, since when has not knowing how to drive a vehicle stopped you? Use your internet chachi behen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SHE DID! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

People actually sing antakshari in waiting rooms? Wow. Last time I went everyone was staring at their phones. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I know I’m nitpicking but wtfffff why are they dancing omg

Drunk dulha be like “tera dhyaan kidhar hai, ye tera hero idhar hai” 😂😂😂😂😂

Uncleji looks low-key nonchalant about this whole switcheroo? Matlab I’ve been more upset at spilling coffee on my shirt than he seems to be at his daughters replacement lol. 😂

At least Shivaay cares about his wife. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Thank god kisi me koi akal hai. Aur suna Shivaay. 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

Goli ki dhamki again. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Annika akele hi inn dono se deal kar legi lol. 😂😂

This uncle looks like he checked out two years ago. Bhai tere beti ki shaadi pe itna hungama ho raha hai, kuch toh expression de 🤣🤣🤣

“Bhaujaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii”

Gauri the saviour ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

I like this version of Hero Gauri more tbh. No more crying crap. Thank fuck. 😌😌😌😌😌😌

Annika’s like “YAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!”

Lol stage hi tod diya 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Omfg these queens. Omg this is going to be my icon now. Roffllllll. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

“Aunty”

This baccha, god, I wanna kick his arse! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Hahahahhaha, Rudy bhadaking at aunty-uncle is ME! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What the fuck. LMFAOOO.

“Baccha marr jayega”

Rofl 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Omg what is this baccha-baccha. Bas karo yar 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Also, someone kick this aunty’s ass. Har jagah lecture dene aa jati hai. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Ugh, SvetVi bakwas. Fwd.

Did this guy just remind bhavya of the time he chedofied her? Cheapness ki bhi hadd!!!

Are they really reminiscing the times when he chedoded her and she slapped him? Kya din they woh? Hadd ho gayi!!! I’d just have slapped him again. 

Ladki chedna bachpana hai?

I want to punch this guy.😡😡😡😡😡

Lol @evul villain face. Obvsly he hasn’t forgotten anything. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Le, mirror ko dekh k khud ki hi tareef kar rahi hain. Can’t say I can’t relate. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Omg I can’t believe I was just talking about this ugly half saree today, and its already back. 😫😫😫😫

I liked her south Indian look so much more. 😖

Ugh fwding

Looks like this is a ploy to make Rudra save Bhavya again. Bakwas. 🙄

Why is Bhavya always acting like Rudra’s mom? Fuck that, why does he always act like a toddler? 😡😡😡😡

Uff, I’m fwding this shit.

Uff Tej ka mel milaap. Bakwas, moving on.

Lol Bhavya, why wouldn’t you just wash your face?

This dude is lame and I already know whats going to happen. Bakwas.

Rudy ko hero banane k liye why do they always sacrifice Bhavya?

Oh god. I hate this word baccha. Adding it to the list of farak and tadi and get lost and characterless and nalayak. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I don’t know why I’m still watching it.

Lol. Oh, is Bhavya gonna save him for once? Yay!

Lmaoo, okay it was not that bad. But so fucking unnecessary. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Oooh, Bhavya’s mad at him. Thank God.

Rudy’s still acting like an imbecile. Matlab itna duffer koi kaise ho sakta hai? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Precap has finally raised my interest in this bakwas. Lmao. Omkara FINALLY looks worried. Fucking idiot.

#rikara #omkara singh oberoi #gauri kumari sharma #annika #rudra singh oberoi #bhavya pratap rathore #ishqbaaz #liveblogging

[adultstories4u]

Aaakhir woh waqt aahi gaya jisska intezaar tha. Vicky ki plan mazedar tha. To hua yeh!!

MLA ki watchman ne raat ko Rathod ko phone karke bataya ke MLA parivaar sameth kisi party mein jaa rahe hein aur sirf secutity wale aur wo maujood hein ghar ke compound mein. Watchman ne kaha ke security walon se ussne baat kar liya hai aur weh sab saath hai usske kyun ke weh log bhi tang aagaye hein uss MLA se. Phir Rathod ne Vicky ko bataya ke wo aur Khan jaa rahe hein MLA ke ghar ko.

Vicky turant apne 5 nakaabposh aadmiyon ke saath police station ke paas pohuncha unn donon ke jaane ke baad. Ek time bomb lagaya baahar se uss cell mein mein jiss mein Judish quaid tha.

Assal mein Khan se baat ho chuki thi ke Jugdish ko uss waqt uss cell se nikaal kar dusri cell mein daal diya jae nahin to woh ghayal ho jaega, aur dusri cell ki chaabhi Khan ne Vicky ko pehle se de diya tha.

To police station ke baahar se uss cell par time bomb lagaya Vicky ne jiss mein har roz Jugdish rehta tha, deewaar phata, ek darwaze jeisi entry hui, ek sub inspector aur ekaat hawaldar the jo hakbakaaate baahar dawde aaye aur baaki ke 5 nakaabposh aadmiyon ne sab ko hands up par rok liya bandook taane hue unn sab par. Pehle se Khan ne Vicky ko bata diya tha ke kitne guards mawjood rahenge police station mein uss waqt. Sirf ek hawaldaar andar reh gaya tha darr ke mare woh baahar nahin nikla, aur Vicky bhi nakaab pehne uss bomb se ki gayi raaste se andar ghussa aur Jugdish ki cell kholkar ussko baahar chalne ko kaha yeh kehte hue, “mujhe aap ke MLA chacha ne bheja hai aap ko yahan se nikaalne ke liye, chaliye jaldi waqt kum hai……” Jo hawaldaar andar tha uss ne sab suna ke MLA ke aadmi aaye the jugdish ko nikaalne police ki hiraasat se! Aur jugdish bahot khush dawdte hue usske saath nikal gaya, aur uss taraf jinn aadmiyon ne baaki ke sub inspector aur halwaldaron ko hands up par roke hue the, unn se sab ne kaha, “hum sab MLA ke aadmi hein unn ke bhatije ko nikaalne aaye hein, aap mein se kissi ne kuch bola to naukri se haath dhona padega sun liya sab ne!!!??” Aur sab jugdish ko gadi mein lekar rawana ho gaye wahan se!!

Udhar Khan aur Rathod bhi kaamyaab hue MLA ke ghar ke andar hathyaar, drugs aur bomb rakhne mein. Rathod aur Khan ke ilawa kissi ne nahin dekha ke unhon ne kahan par weh samaan rakhe! Baad mein to inn ko hi wapas aakar nikaalna tha samaan ko!

Vicky ek 4×4 drive karte hue Jugdish ko apne saath leja raha tha, chehre par nakaab pehne hue. Beech raaste mein uss ne unn 5 aadmiyon ko utaar diya aur cell se phone karke khan se baat kiya ke kaam ho gaya ab woh wapas jaa sakta hai.

Khan jab police station gaya to wahan ke sub inspector aur hawaldaron ne ussko bataya ke MLA ke aadmi ne bomb se raasta banakar apne bhatije ko baahar nikaal le gaye! Khan Rathod ko dekhkar hansste hue kaha, “Chalo bhai ab MLA ko giraftaar karna hai bomb lagaya unhon ne idhar chalo usske ghar ki talaashi lein kia pata usske ghar mein hi bomb mil jaaye, chalo tum log bhi hawaldaron sab chalo ek saath!!” Rathod sar jhukae hue peth daba kar hansste jaa raha tha!! Phir sar uthaakar Khan se kaha, “Sala MLA sochega ke kiss se pala par gaya hai aaj usska hahahahahaha!!!” Aur Khan ne “shhh” kaha Rathod ko aur sab nikle aur chale dobara MLA ke ghar ke taraf! Jate jate Khan ne chief minister ko phone karke bataya ke kia hua aur woh uss MLA ko arrest karne jaa raha hai, chief minister ne kaha, “chhodna mat kutte ko!!”

Uss taraf Vicky chala hi jaa raha tha sheher se door nikal gaya to jugdish ne sawaal kiya, “Hum jaa kahan rahe hein ji?” Vicky ne kaha, sheher se door lejane ka order mila hai tumko jahan police nahin ponhuche……” Aur Jugdish itminaan se baith gaya. Vicky ussi jangal ke taraf jaa raha tha jahan weh dehati log rehte hein. Gadi mein ek bag main 1 crore rupay bhi liya tha ussne wahan ke sardaarni ko dene ke liye. Aur gadi ke dikki mein usske hathyaar bhi the jinn se uss ne baaki ke chaar rapist ko maara tha, ek alag sa revolver bhi tha, lohe wala ghunsssa bhi tha aur woh special lakdi jiss se sabke haddiyan tode the uss ne! Aur drive karte waqt Vicky unn drishton ko phir se yaad karne laga, jiss raat ko Sanjana ki rape hui thi…. Vicky khaas kar unn hisson ko yaad kar raha tha jinn mein jugdish involve tha, Vicky ne yaad kiya keise jab Sanjana suicide karna chahti thi aur unn ke ek dost ne sanjana ko rokne ki koshish kiya tha to jugdish ne keise uss se kaha tha ke sanjana ko khudkhushi karne do, yehi achah hai….. Vicky sab yaad karte karte gadi ko jangal ke ek kone mein roka aur gadi ki dikki ko kholkar haath mein lohe wala ghunssa pehna aur hath mei uss lakdi ko lekar aya aur jugdish ke sar par zor se mara…… Jugdish chohunk gaya aur apne sar par hath dabaaye Vicky ke taraf dekhte hue poocha, “paagal ho gaye ho kia, kyun mara mujhe? Mera chacha tera gaand maar dega!” Vicky ne phir usske collar pakar kar zor se khincha gadi se baahar, itne zor se khincha ke jugdish seedhe zameen par jaa girra! Aur Vicky ne usske jabde par bahot zor se uss ladki se mara ke jabda phat gaya aur woh lahu lohaan hogaya, bhaagne ki nakaam koshish kiya ussne kyun ke bus do kadam age badhtehi phir zameen par girr gaya aur khauff bhare nazron se Vicky ke chehre mein dekhte hue bola,

“Kyun maar rahe ho mujhe kaun ho tum?”

Tab Vicky ne nakaab utara aur bola,

“Teri maut hoon, tere chaar saathiyon ko maar dala to tu keise bach sakta hai tu to unn sabka boss tha? Order diya tha meri masoom behen ko atmahatiya karne ke liye nah yeh le ab tu marr kutte, kamine teri gaand mein iss lakdi ko ghusedne ko mann kar raha hai mera!!”

Aur Vicky ussi pehle wale josh mein aakar andhadhun maarta gaya Jugdish ke shareer ke jo bhi hissa maarne ko mil raha tha, haddiyon ke tutne ki awaaz sunaayi de rahi thi, usske peyr par, ghutnon par, baazu ke haddiyon par chehre par, khopdi par, peeth par, kaandhe par kissi jagah ko bina mare nahin chorra Vicky ne…. Jugdish behosh ho gaya phir bhi Vicky maarta chala jaa raha tha…lagta tha Jugdish mar gaya hai phir bhi Vicky ruk nahin raha tha maarte chala jaa raha tha hanffte hue, enkhon se jharr jharr ensoo beh rahe the aur woh bolta jaa raha tha maarte waqt,

“Meri naazuk, masoom behen marr gayi teri vaja se, uss ko till till marte dekha main ne, usski izat luti tum ne mere enkhon ke saamne, aur tu chahta hai ke tujhe chorr doon, dekh SANJANA, DEKH MAAR DALA MAIN NE SABHI UNN KUTTON KO, AAJ MERA BADLA PURA HUA MERI GUDYA, KUTTE KI MAWT MARA MAIN NE SAB KO EK EK KARKE!! MAIN NE APNA VADA PURA KIYA SANJANA!! MAIN KAMZOR NAHIN HOON BABY, MAIN DARPOK BHI NAHIN HOON, TU KHUSH HAI NAH AB BABY? MAAR DALA MAIN NE SAB KO MAAR DALA MAIN NE!!!”

Aur Vicky bhi zameen par baith gaya Jugdish ke laash ke paas phir bhi revolver nikala aur usske laash mein sabhi goliyan utaar dala….. tab bhi ussko chain nahin mila, usske baad ussne uss lohe wale ghusse se usskA thopda bigaar dala ek ke baad ek ghuNssa maarte hue usske marre hue chehre par…Jugdish ke enkhen baahar nikal aaye, honth latak gaye, baal sameth khopdi ka ek hissa bagal mein latak gaya aur Vicky ghunssa maarta jaaa raha tha……

Kuch der Vicky wahin baitha raha zor se hanffte hue…. Phir ahiste ahiste khada hua aur chal kar apne 4×4 ke paas gaya, ek botal paani nikala gadi se aur piya, phir chehre par paani ko dala, haath munh dhoya aur jangal ke andar 4×4 drive karta gaya sardaarni se milne ke liye…….

Uss taraf Khan ne MLA ko hirasat mein le liya sabhi uss ke ghar se baramat ki gayi samaan ke saath. MLA kuch nahin kar saka. Bilkool hakbaka gaya. Khan TV walon ko saath legaya tha aur MLA ke ghar se mile saamaan sab TV walon ne public ko dikhaaya, hathyaar, bakse bhare golian, drugs sab kuch…MLA ke hathon mein hatkadi pehnaaye Khan ussko khinch kar police station legaye aur apne bhatije ko bhagaane ki aur drugs and weapons ki possession ki jurm mein salaakhon ke piche dala!!

To be continued………………….

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[rapracek2]

Client: Vectus Pipe (AV Spec Script Targeting Plumbers in Rural Market )

              INT. CLIENT'S HOUSE - DAY

              MARIO (Rajpal Yadav) is a plumber and has come to a CLIENT's               house to do a plumbing job. After finishing the job, MARIO is               talking to his wife over phone who lives in village, while               the CLIENT has gone to other room. Mario is looking at               different photo frames in the room and talking.

                                  MARIO                         Aur Guttu School Se Aa Gaya?

                                  CHAMPA (O.S.)                             (in a village woman                              accent)                         Gaadi Leke Aata Hi Hoga, 4 Baj Gaye                         Hai Na.

                                  MARIO                         Ghar Mein Akela Lag Raha Hai Kya?

                                  CHAMPA (O.S.)                         Han... Chod Ke Jayenge Aur                         Puchenge... Akeli Hoon?

                                  MARIO                         Tum Kaho To Guttu Ke Liye Ek Behen                         Le Aate Hain?

                                  CHAMPA (O.S.)                         Ab Majak Chodiye. Guttu Ke                         Schoolwale Aaye The Aur 20 Hazar                         Maang Rahe The, Agle Saal Ke Liye.

                                  MARIO                         Mario Ab Super Mario Ban Gaya Hai!                         20 Hazar Kya, 2 Lakh De Denge.

                                  CHAMPA (O.S.)                         Aur Sara Saman Bhar Liya?

                                  MARIO                         Han, Han... Ek Lingri Bhi Laya Hoon                         Tumhari Liye.

                                  CHAMPA (O.S.)                         Woh Kya Hota Hai?

              The CLIENT comes with money, and MARIO tells his wife to talk               later.

                                  MARIO                         Acha, Baad Mein Baat Karta Hoon.

                                  CHAMPA (O.S.)                         Thik Hai, Laav You.

                                  MARIO                         Are, Double Laav You.                                                                   2.

              Continued:               The Client gives money to Mario. Mario counts the notes.

                                  MARIO (CONT'D)                         Sethji, Itne Bade Ghar Mein Kya Aap                         Khud Rehte Ho?

                                  CLIENT                             (teasing Mario)                         Nahi to...

              Mario looks around to see if anybody else is here.

                                  CLIENT (CONT'D)                             (with a devilish laugh)                         Mere Saath Bhoot Rehte Hain...

              Mario gets scared a little bit and gulps down his saliva. He               quickly picks up his tool box and bids goodbye, quickly.

                                  MARIO                         Thik Hai Sethji, Ab Mein Aata Hoon.

                                  CLIENT                         Kaam To Tip Top Kya Hai, To Wapas                         To Nahi Aaoge...

              The Client looks at the Vectus T-Shirt that Mario is wearing.

                                  CLIENT (CONT'D)                             (teasing Mario, again)                         Lekin Dekh Ke Jaana, Kahin Rashte                         Mein Bhoot Mil Jayenge...

              Mario exits the client's house.

              EXT. CLIENT'S HOUSE - EVENING

              Mario closes the client's gate and walks towards his bike,               whistling. He ties the tool box to the bike and kick starts               it. Before starting off, he thinks about the devilish laugh               of the client.

                                  MARIO                         Uski Hasi Sun Ke To Bhoot Bhi Bhag                         Jayenge.

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              EXT. A LONELY CITY ROAD - DUSK

              Mario rides the bike while humming some Bhojpuri song. On               both sides of the road are lines of building, however there               is no crowd around that area.                                                                   3.

              Continued:

              Suddenly, Mario sees a lady, with her ghoogat on, is waiting               on the road. As a good samaritan, he breaks on the bike and               stop near the lady. As there is no one around, he asks the               lady where is she heading to.

                                  MARIO                         Are Behenji Kaha Jayenge?

                                  THE LADY                             (without looking up)                         Ghar Jana Hai, Aap Zara Chod Denge?

                                  MARIO                         Lekin Ghar Kaha Hai?

                                  THE LADY                         Aap Gadi Chalyenge to Bata Dungi.

                                  MARIO                         Thik Hai, Ghode Pe Baith Jaiye.

              The lady takes the pillion seat.

                                  THE LADY                         Aage Ki Chouk Se Baayna Mode Li                         Jiye.

              They rides towards the said direction.

                                  THE LADY (CONT'D)                         Aap Super Mario Bhaiya Hai Na?                         Vectuswale?

                                  MARIO                         Aap Ye Baat Kaise Jante Hai?

                                  THE LADY                         Facebook Pe Apka Profile Dekhe Hai                         Hum.

              Mario feels proud that he has made a name in his profession.

                                  MARIO (V.O.)                             (thinking)                         Kisine Sahi Bola Tha, Kaam Karte                         Jaoge To Naam Apne Aap Ho Jayega.

                                  THE LADY                         Bura Nahi Manege To Ek Baat Bolun?

                                  MARIO                         Are Hum Thodi Hamari Biwi Jo Kisi                         Bhi Baat Pe Bura Man Jayneg...                         Batiye Kya Baat Hai?                                                                   4.

              CONTINUOUS

                                  THE LADY                         Hamare Ghar Mein Bhi Thoda Nal                         Kharab Hai...

              The lady hesitates to request something.

                                  MARIO                         Are Batiye...

                                  THE LADY                         Ghar Chod Jayenge To Woh Thoda Dekh                         Lenge Kya?

                                  MARIO                         Are Hamara To Kam Hi Wohi Hai...                         Jaroor Dekh Lenge...

                                  THE LADY                             (directing finger towards                              the road)                         Ab Aage Jake Ek Bada Se Ped Aayega,                         Wahan Ruka Dena.

              EXT. VETAL'S HOME - NIGHT

              Mario continues to hum some tune and goes to the said place.

              When he stops the bike, he sees the house is a ghostly               bunglow. He tells the lady that the place looks really               strange.

                                  MARIO                         Ye To Ghar Kum Bhootiya Bangla Lag                         Raha Hai...

                                  THE LADY                             (in a ghostly voice)                         To Bhoot Kya 5 star hotel mein                         rehte hai?

                                  MARIO                             (intrigued)                         Ye Aap Ke Awaaz Ko...                             (turns around to see the                              lady)                         Kya hua?

              Mario sees the pillion is not a lady now, but a male ghost               with long white hair, black suit and a fancy hat.

              The ghost hugs Mario from behind. Mario gets scared and               throws his bike on the ground to run for his life.

              But, the ghost is omnipresent and appears in front of Mario               wherever he tries to escape.                                                                   5.

              CONTINUOUS

                                  MARIO                             (frightened)                         Kaun Ho Tum?

                                  THE GHOST                             (introducing himself with                              style)                         Bigadoon Insaanon Ki Sur, Lay,                         Taal, Mein Hoon Vetal!

                                  MARIO                             (crying in fear)                         Tum Vetal Ho To Kya Mein Kaun Dega                         Sawal Ka Jawab Khelun?                             (whimppering)                         Koi Mujhe Iss Bhoot Se Bachao!

              Vetal laughs out loud.

                                  VETAL                         Tujhe Tera Kaam Hi Bacheyga!

              Mario cries out louder without any tear.

                                  VETAL (CONT'D)                         Agar Tu Mera Ghar Ka Plumbing Kaam                         Thik Se Kar Dega To Tujhe Tera Jaan                         Baksh Dunga                             (smilingly)                         Aur Inaam Bhi Dunga...

              Mario, suddenly, stops crying by hearing that ghosts also               face plumbing problem.

                                  MARIO                             (questions innocently)                         Tumhara Ghar Mein Bhi Plumbing Ka                         Problem Hota Hai?

              Vetal couldn't hold back his suffering due to plumbing issue               and explains his plight.

                                  VETAL                         Din Bhar Tap Tap Tap Ki Awaz Aaata                         Hai Tape Se... Pipe Fat Ke Deewaron                         Mein Pani Fela Hai. Thand Aisa                         Lagta Hai Ki Lag Raha Kahin Kasmir                         Mein So Raha Hoon. Aur Toilets Se                         Ganda Paani Pura Ghar Ko Kali Ganga                         Banake Rakha Hai...                                                                   6.

              CONTINUOUS

              Mario sees the sleeplessness has worsen Vetal's look. He               feels pity of him.

                                  MARIO                         Mein... Mein Samajhta Hoon.

              Vetal gets aggresive again.

                                  VETAL                         Is Bajah Se Raat Ko Thik Se Kisiko                         Dara Bhi Nahi Pata Hoon.

                                  MARIO                         Lekin Mujhe to Dara Hi Diya Na.

                                  VETAL                         Bas Hogaya, Ab Tu Mera Kaam Karega.

                                  MARIO                             (scared)                         Mera to Kaam Yahi Hai Na.

                                  VETAL                         Ab Mere Piche Aa.

              Looking at no other choice but to help Vetal, he follows               Vetal.

              In the bunglow premises, Mario sees big ghoul sculptures on               the both side of the pebble-stone path. To avoid further               ghostly attention, he quietly follows Vetal in to the home.

              INT. VETAL'S HOME - NIGHT

              It's a royal bunglow with neatly arranged furniture and other               articles. There is a dim yellowish light from chandelier has               lighten up the room. There are old photographs of people.               However, there is stinky smell hangs in the air.

                                  MARIO                         Ghar To Acha Banya Hai Lekin Badbu                         Ne Laga Li Hai Iski.

                                  VETAL                         Mere Piche Aao.

                                  MARIO                             (murmurs)                         Are Age Jaoge To Pichge Aaunga Na.

              Vetal takes Mario to his bed room. There are photo frames in               which Vetal is seen hanging out with other ghosts and               learning how to scare people.                                                                   7.

              CONTINUOUS

              However, the walls look moistened due to water leak and it               has made the room little cold.

                                  MARIO                         Aisa Lag Raha Ki, Paani Ne Ghar Ko                         Sachin Tendulkar Ki Tarah Dhoya                         Hai...

                                  VETAL                         Khamosh, Ab Isse Thik Karo.

                                  MARIO                         Ise To Thik Karne Mein Hafte Lag                         Jayenge. Ek Kaam Karta Hoon, Kal                         Aatta Hoon Vectus Ka Pipe, Fitting                         Aur Solvent Leke...

                                  VETAL                         Lagata Hai Tumhe Apni Jaan Pyari                         Nahi Hai...

                                  MARIO                         Are Kaise Bhoot Ho Yaar, Har Baat                         Pe Dhamki Dete Ho. Mujh Mein Thodi                         Fast Forward Ka Button Hai Jo                         Dabadiya To Fatafat Sab Kaam Ho                         Jayega.                             (beat)                         Aur Sath Mein Vectus Ka Saaman Bhi                         Nahi Hai Na. Kaise Karoon?

                                  VETAL                         Main Hoon Na?

              Vetal, with a click, brings all the said Vectus equipment for               Mario.  

              Mario stands with a sad face as there is no escape from this               job, tonight. So, he quickly jumps into it. He sees that               someone has tampered with the pipe.

                                  MARIO                         Ye Kya Juggad Banake Rakha Hai?

                                  VETAL                         Are mein Nahi, Ek Plumber Ko Bulaya                         Tha                             (he takes out his mobile                              to show a plumber's                              photo)                         Nikkama nikla.

              Mario see the photo -- a friend of his, who has been missing               for few days.                                                                   8.

              CONTINUOUS

                                  MARIO                             (petrified)                         Woh Gaya Kahan?

                                  VETAL                         Woh... Gaya...

              Mario looks at Vetal with a suspicion. While fixing the               pipes, he sees that it require a bigger pipe and informs it               to Vetal.

              Vetal teleports himself to somewhere to fetch the said item.

              Mario looks around and sees a metallic figurine of his               plumber friend on the table near the bed.

              Vetal comes back with the pipe and gives it to Mario; and he               fixes it.

                                  MARIO                         Aur Kidhar Problem Hai Batao.

                                  VETAL                         Shhh...

                                  MARIO                             (in a lower voice)                         Kya Hua?

              Vetal tells Mario to keep quiet. Then they hear watter               dripping sound from the kitchen.

                                  VETAL                         Suna?

                                  MARIO                             (trying to be funny)                         Aisa tip tip Ho Raha Hai Jaise                         Yahan Akhshay Kumar Aur Raveen                         Aakar Nachenge..

                                  VETAL                         Ye Kya Comedy Cirus Hai?

              Mario zips his lips.

                                  VETAL (CONT'D)                         Ye Jaldi Se Khatm Karo Mein Thod                         Kuch Logon Ko Dara Kar Aata Hoon.

              Vetal leaves the house for some time.

              Mario goes near to sink and begins fixing it. He hears that               somebody is calling. When he look up, he sees a small               figurine of another plumber friend is on the kitchen rack is               calling him.                                                                   9.

              `

              CONTINUOUS

                                  MARIO                             (looking towards the                              figurine)                         Are Kalu... Tu Bhi Phasa Hai Yahan?                         Bed Room Mein Pakya Phasa Hai.

                                  KALU                         Are Bol Mat Yaar, Ye Bhoot Facebook                         Mein Ladki Banke Hume Idhar                         Plumbing Kaam Pe Bulaya...

                                  MARIO                         Lekin Tu Aise Khilona Kaise Bana?

                                  KALU                         Saste Mein Nipta Ke Chala Gaya Tha.                         Lekin Jab Iska Problem Fir Aaya To                         Mujhe Gusse Se Khilona Bana Diya.

                                  MARIO                         Isliye to Bolta Hoon, Hamesa Acha                         Kaam Karna.                             (scolding)                         Sala Vectus Ka Cheez Istemal Karta                         To Idhar Bhoot Ke Saath Khelta                         Nahi..

              While talking to Kalu, he fixed the water dripping problem.

                                  MARIO (CONT'D)                         Ghabra Mat, Mein Tujhe Chhudwa                         Lunga.

                                  KALU                         Abe Koi Deal Kar Us Vetal Ke Saath.

                                  MARIO                             (irritated)                         Karta Hoon, Ab Tu Mujhe Mat Sikha.

              Vetal teleports in to the room with a big laughter. He asks               Mario about the job.

                                  VETAL                         Maja Aa Gaya. Itna Fattu Insaan                         Kabhi Dekha Nahi Tha.                             (to Mario)                         Tapakna Band Hua Ki Nahi?

              Mario tells about the quality of Vectus pipe, its reliability               and strength.                                                                 10.

              CONTINUOUS

                                  MARIO                         Han Ho Gaya Na Bhoot Bhai... Ek Dum                         First Class Kaam.

              Now, Vetal takes him to the toilet room from where sweage               water was coming out. Mario looks at his final assignment and               plans to make a deal.

                                  MARIO (CONT'D)                             (looking at the toiler)                         Ye To Mera Bayan Haat Ka Kaam Hai.

                                  VETAL                         Thik Se Nahi Hua Na To Mera Bayan                         Haat Lagega Aur Tu Upar Uthega.

              Mario fixes the toilet and makes a deal with Vetal.

                                  MARIO                         Bhoot Bhai, Mene To Aap Ka Kaam Kar                         Diya. Aap Ko Bhi Mera Ek Kaam Karna                         Padega.

                                  VETAL                         Kya, Tujhe Upar Uthana Hai?

                                  MARIO                             (smiling)                         Are Nahi Nahi, Mere Doston Ko Jo                         Khilon Banaya Hai, Unhe Chhod                         Dijiye Na.

                                  VETAL                         Bilkul Nahi, Unhon Ne Mere Saath                         Cheating Kiya Hai.

                                  MARIO                         Apne Bhi Kiya Hai Na Bhoot Bhai.                         Ladki Banke Idhar Kaam Ke Liye                         Bulaya.

                                  VETAL                         Khamosh!                             (contemplates on his                              deeds)                         Tu Mujhe Acha Plumber Lagta Hai.                         Chal Mein Tera Baat Rakhta Hoon.

              Mario feels proud for being called a good man.

              Now, Vetal with a click releases everyone. The released               friends thank both Vetal and Mario.                                                                 11.

              CONTINUOUS

                                  VETAL                         Lekin Ab Tera Kya Hoga Mario?

              Mario gets scared with that question. Vetal with a click               teleports Mario to his wife's bed room.

                                                               CUT TO:

              INT. CHAMPA'S BED ROOM - NIGHT

              Out of nowhere, Mario falls in on the Champa's bed. She jumps               out of the bed in fear. But, when she sees that her husband               only has dropped here, she calms down.

                                  CHAMPA                         Are Baap Re Aap Kahan Se Tapak                         Pade?

                                  MARIO                             (with an innocent smile)                         Woh Kya Hai Na Champa Raaste Mein                         ek Bhoot Mil Gaya.

              VO: Vectus Pipe, Jaan Bachaye Lakhon Paye.

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 30.10.20 lb

lol ishani is suchhhhhhhhh a messy bitch. not even pretending to look less than outright gleeful.

le, iska rona shuru. god sis, you knowwwwwww these bitches have it out for you, then why do you give them the satisfaction of seeing this reaction???

yeh aadmi hai ya bhagwaan? koi bhi jagaah koi bhi time marzi se prakat ho jaata hai.

THAT FUCKING STUPIDASS SCARF IS RUINING THE WHOLEEEEEE LOOOK. GOD WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO HIM?????????

TUMNE JITNE TELLYWOOD FANS KO KHOOOON KE AANSOON RULAAYE HAINNNNA SHIRALI, BHAGWAN TUMHE IN PAAPON KE LIYE KABHI NAHI MAAF KAREGA!!!!!!!!!!

also, just noticed the set and production design credits and finally have names to put on all the hate mail i wanna send.

naaaah jk, i think it's really nice that they got employment in this pandemic, even with their OBVIOUS lack of taste. so much so, that it seems to be a medical condition! 

anyway, he said he got this sargi for ishani on behalf of angre, but since she's got hers anyway, this one can be given to riddhima. noice. this fucker be worming his way into my heart with shit like this.

inka phir se popat bann gaya.

mummy biting out and giving the worst blessing of all, “sadaa suhaagan raho.” which is just an elaborate way of saying "hope you die before your husband does, because life without a man is worse than death itself!!!!!!"

“thank you mummyji. aapne ~~sachchi neeyat~~~ se sargi taiyyar kii thi toh dekhiye, mere haath khaali nahi hain!”

lmao nice. where was this riddhima allllll along?????? i've been waitinggggg for this snarky bitchhhhh who doesn't take shit!!!!!

le, aadarsh bahu mode is back on. sab ke liye koi paath ka intezaam kiya. chanchal chachi was right, she's suchhhhh a annoying suck-up to dadi, honestly.

husband is like here, no one's looking; sneak some almonds, come on. yes, i approve. this the kinda man* you want ladies. one who's willing to have a few hours taken off his lifespan so you don't get hangry.

(*T&C strictly apply: only in this feeding waala criteria wrt this dude. baaki sab toh disaster hi disaster hai iss mein.)

“kaisi baat kar rahe ho??? vrat sachchi nishtha se kii jati hai. koi nahi dekh raha par bhagwaan dekh rahe hain!”

lmao, the most appropriate response. 

wait you guys genuinely need a gif of this moment, coz it’s priceless:

i can't believe they don't let this dude move his face in this show when he is the MOST ENTERTAINING when he doessssss.

he's like dude i'll adjust with the 2 hours less in my life, but dharampatni is i won’t let you escape a minute of suffering existence in this flesh prison we’re all trapped in, so help me god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who the fuckkkkkkkkk is this????? and you know you didn't need a needle on the syringe for this whole thing, don't you???

vansh's "baaz ki nazar" toh i've long given up on, but riddhima's peripheral vision also seems to be completely shit if she didn't notice a wholeass person wrapped in all black skulking around directly in her eyeline, not 10 feet away.

lmaooooooo dadi is like tf you doing here, and the hasty retreat he beat. scaryass men soft for their sweet old grandmas is a trend i really do love in tellywood.

oh i like ishani's outfit.

blah blah blah KC gyaan idgaf.

riddhima has lit diya and instant cough attack from the smoke.

it's her. she's the one who did this. looks like she's okay with bhai dying a few days earlier than fated, as long as it means she knocks riddhima down a few pegs.

mummy rubbing it in saying dekho yeh akhand paath hai, beech mein rukna nahi chahiye, apshagun hota hai. godddddddddddddd.

I HONESTLY CANNOT WATCH HER COUGH AND CHOKE THROUGH THIS THE SHEER RIDICULOUSNESS OF THIS IS FUCKING KILLING MEEEEEEEEE

yeh lo ji, parmeshwar prakat ho gaye to save the day and read the paath himself.

all dudes in the world should be in whatever business this guy and angre are in. ki biwi mil gayi toh it manages itself while he devotes himself to her.

lmao the sheer earnestness with which he's narrating the KC paath. both wholesome and fucking hilarious. looks like those primary school kids at their first public speaking contest.

i am ishani. god, why won't this scene just endddddddd already, i'm dying of cringe.

whoooooooooooops. bhai is pointedly asking ki how riddhima's throat got messed up when she was fine like 3 min ago.

behen is giving earnesttttttt excuses and he's really "sure jan"-ing her.

dadi's all no matter what issues crop up in these two's lives, i'm sure they'll win over it with their lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrve. yeah, it looks that way rn, but i wouldn't be quite so optimistic yet, dadi.

literally no one is surprised by this revelation.

oh god, she has something more planned. man who are these ppl with so much energy in their lives WHILE PREGNANT, to do such scheming and plotting??????? just my period cramps have me taking 2 hours off work to curl up on my heat pad and cry about ouchieeeeeee.

great. ragini ko ab daure pad rahein hain.

and poor angre is saddled with getting her treatment. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THESE TROUBLESOME WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE VANSH?!?!?! EK ADIYAL BEHEN ISKE SAR PE BAANDH DI HAI WOH KAAFI NAHI THA, KI AB INVALID EX KO BHI ISKE HI HAATH MEIN THAMAA DIYA. i know you got your hands full with that disaster wife of yours, but come on man.

oh god is he gonna blow up at her again for eavesdropping!?!!?!?!?

thank the lord above, she had airpods in. (also lmao, ofc she's literally the airpods meme.)

isn't HE supposed to give HER a gift today???

i liked his other watch better. but this watch is supposedly riddhima “ke dil ki dhadkano se judi hai” so........ i'm no expert in cutting edge watch technology, so sure. sounds like something that would be available for the wives of billionaire gangster’s wives to buy.

oh man she got herself a matching one. which ofc is “tumhare dil ki dhadkano se judi hai.” lord, she CHEESY CHEESYYYYYYYYYYYY. and i'm mildly lactose intolerant, so 🤢🤢🤢

this dude is not though. he falling for this hard and fast. which is....... unexpected. nice, but also suspicious.

“yeh ghadiyaan chahe rahein naa rahein riddhima, lekin tum mere dil mein hamesha rahogi.”

that's sweet. and i'd believe and squee over it if this was any other show. i would. but in this show, literally everyone other than dadi/siya is out to fuck each other over and i don't trust a single goddamn word out their hissy snake mouths.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand ofc he's vrat-ing for her too. BECAUSE THIS IS A FEMINIST SHOW WITH THIS VERY FEMINIST HERO OK?!!!!!!?!?!!!!?!? THIS ONE EPISODE ABSOLVES ALLLLLLLLLLLL THE OTHER 98 EPISODES FILLED WITH HOT FLAMING TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!

“apni umar badhaake kya karoonga main, agar tum saath nahi ho. main chahta hoon ki tum meri zindagi ki aakhri saans tak mere saath raho.”

again, very very sweet and all, esp. with these soft melty eyes; but it's this show. and we saw the upcoming promo. sooooooooo, kill bill sirens in my head, i'm afraid.

both mann hi mann mein deciding to tell each other the truth about their backstories after the vrat. which should work out splendidlyyyyyyy.

lo ji dream sequence shuru. voot blocked the music but colors put up the scene with bol na halke halke on instaTV so i watched it there.

yesssssssssss you messy trainwrecks. get it onnnnnnnnnn.

this is literally alllll i am watching this show for. the moment y'all bang in canon, i'm outttttttttttt. it's always the best time to quit a tellywood show. always. take this protip from wise, old TT. quit the show the episode the lead couples fuck. just trust me on this.

idk WHOSE dream sequence this is, but lmao it's got the vibes of a not-that-great wedding "promo" thing ppl have got going on these days. which one of y'all is binging these on youtube and thus has their subconscious filled with it/??? it's gotta be riddhima, but it would be absolutely fucking hilariousssssss if it was in fact, vansh.

yup. it was her dumb ass. i bet she had the exact video in mind for kabir and just cut-copy-pasted vansh's face in there from the last week onwards.

oh chachi's back from maayka for vrat kholing.

mans literally do be looking like the chand today. because they eased up on his yellow foundation, thank god.

poor ishani. god, this is why we need feminism. so our sisters don't get pushed into shit like this against their willllllllllllllllll.

dadi and siya shipping riansh to the point of making ppl uncomfortable. what next, you gonna be writing mature fanfic about them on IF????? BACK THE FUCK OFF, YOU WEIRDOS.

“humaare plans kamyaab hote toh vansh iss waqt riddhima ko zeher ki pyaali pilaa raha hota. hmph.”

lmaoooooooooooooooo mummy is an eternalllllllll mood.

this one is getting overly emotional about her first completed karwachauth vrat. eat a snickers, bitch.

dadi overpromising and saying shit like evennnnnnnnn god himself can't shake your love for each other, tumhari prem kahaani billlkulllll pooori hogi and what not. oh dadi, did YOU not see the promo?????

this one got the footage she needed and has duly handed it over to bhai. both of vansh's sisters have the trait for going straightttttt to him with their sordid discoveries, albeit for completely polar reasons.

lmaoooooo the way she peaced out.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's started growling about how all this KC naatak was fake and and vowing revenge and games for her dhokaaaaaaaaaa. i hate to say it but............ i told you so.

also abbe oh gobar ganesh. itna CCTV footage mila hai kahin se, toh baaki ka bhi toh dhoond, where you see how she got into the bloody dickey?!?!???! nahi, 2 out-of-context second hi dekh ke paagal saand ki taraah bekaabu ho jaana hai. shit for brains, literally everyone in this show has.

anyway, if i was vansh’s murti maker, i’d be expecting a call righhhhhht about now. riddhima yahaan rahe na rahe, uski murti zaroor rahegi, which vansh and his next paramour will demolish together as a bonding/foreplay exercise.​

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sanjivani 29.10.19 lb

sid i swear to god, i'm not going to forgive you for this.

this manager is being helpful to the point of overbearing. take a hint, creep.

men ain't shit bb. men ain't shit. you know what this means. you've got to become THE best doctor in the goddamn world, and flex on him for the rest of your lives.

would it have killed them to run an iron over her outfit??? nothing bothers me more than wrinkly clothes. (if you can't tell already, i am an obsessive ironer.)

...... this is a hospital, not some kinda run of the mill office, ki sab hi ikkhatta ho gaye ek jagaah announcement sunne ko. matlab...... hadh hi hai?? THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO NEED CRITICAL MEDICAL ATTENTION AND Y’ALL ARE JUST STANDING AROUND LIKE THIS IS A RAILWAY STATION.

neil and rahil look really unhappy and that’s the mood for the day.

lmao i saw an insta post yest comparing sid in this outfit to munnabhai, and since then i cannot get it outta my head.

UNCANNY!

honestly, i'm just fwding till the real meaty bits.

oh ishani. babe.

also lord why are they doing this here in front of literally everyoneeeeeee??? i'm dying of secondhand embarrassment.

i hate when he makes this hard face. it's the look in all his modeling pics, that made me never wanna check out any of his shows.

RAHIL IS LIKE UWOTM8!?!??!?!?

juhi is like surprised, but not really, coz who better than her to know about the fuckery of sanjivani men. barson se chali aa rahi hai yeh toh...

everyone's more pissed at asha. because mardon ka chutiyaapa toh chalta hi rehta hai BUT THIS KINDA BEGHAIRTI FROM A GIRL????????? UNBOHLIEVABLE.

neil has lasers coming out of his eyes.

rahil toh daant aise chabaa raha hai, haaaaaye arnav/asad/shivaay ki yaad aa gayi!

oh asha. i know there must have been some super big reason for you to do this, but honestly i wanna beat that simpering smile off your face.

neil looks to have gotten over his fear of blood coz he wants to cut a bitch rn.

can we track down those ganpati waale gunday and contract them to do an encore beatdown on sid???? coz he's asking for it. he's dying for it.

vardhan like itni kameengi toh mujhe bhi nahi sooji???

oh boy. ishani is losing it. i can't watch this, i can't. it’s too hard.

SID JOOTEIN NAHI, POORA KA POORA 18 WHEELER MAAROONGI MAIN TUJHE.

YOU KNOW WHAT SID. YOU'RE RIGHT, AFTER ALL. YOU ARE A MANHOOS. BUT NOT COZ OF BAD LUCK OR WHATEVER KACHRA SUPERSTITION CRAP YOU BELIEVE, BUT COZ TUM EK MARD HO. AUR MARD HOTEIN HI MANHOOS HAIN.

rahil is the bigggggggggest fucking mood in this show at all fucking times.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE DAMN HOSPITAL IS MY QUESTION?!?!?!? GOD I AM FUCKING DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG. WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PPL WHO AIR THEIR DIRTY LAUNDRY LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSS???? LIKE THIS ISN'T EVEN ‘EK BAAR PEHNA ON A KINDA SULTRY, HUMID DAY’ WAALA TSHIRT, IT'S WAVING YOUR RATTY, PERIOD-STAINED UNDIES AROUND KINDA HOT MESS. I AM IN ACTUAL PHYSICAL PAIN RIGHT NOW.

*clings to rahil as my emotional anchor; now and forever*

how fucking big of an asshole move do you have to have pulled when even VARDHAN is like goddddayummmm????

"ab yeh kya nayi nautanki hai??? hospital hai ki theatre?"

LMAO RISHABH IS ME. I AM RISHABH.

vardhan is like oh my fellow asshole is here, i can't look soft in front of him, lemme turn up the jerk-o-meter to throw him off ki i was genuinely flummoxed at what’s going on.

STOP CREATING A SCENE??!??!?!?!? SHE SHOULD STOP CREATING A SCENE?!!?!?!?!?!??????????? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I HOPE SHASHANK AND JUHI ARE READY TO SCRUB IN REAL QUICK, COZ I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING BLOW A MAJOR BLOOD VESSEL IN MY FUCKING BRAIN RN, FROM SHEER RAGE.

oh no. girl on girl violence.

every time he's called asha "meri biwi", i have lost 8 months off my life span. by the end of this track my estimated time of death should be within the year.

okay sid, till now i was like tolerating this bs; but now this accusation that she was stalking you and making your life difficult, and generally blowing her professional/personal reputation up to bits at her workplace? NOPE. WE OFFICALLY UNSTAN. THIS IS NO LONGER A DR. SIDDHANT MATHUR FAN BLOG FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

lmao rishabh and vardhan's faces.

"tum mere liye kuch bhi nahi ho. you mean nothing to me."

UM SHASHANK, COME COLLECT YOUR SON OR BHAANJA OR BHATIJA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HE IS TO YOU. 

oh. not necessary, shashank. ishani has done the needful.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM RISHABH.

oh NOW these two interfere. 15 minute tak toh nautanki dekhe khade the.

lmao kyaaaaa hi jodi hai yeh. aisa lagta hai bhai dooj manaane bhai choti behen ko le jaa raha hai.

yup. pretty sure my theory is correct; that asha's family was somehow threatening to drag her ass back to haryana and get her married, and she called sid for help, and he thought this would solve BOTH their problems. she gets to stay here and be a doctor, and he gets a foolproof method to get ishani to hate him and stay tf away. extreme chutiyaapa on both sides, that should have just had a proper honest conversation with ishani, instead of steamrollering her like this. 

NEIL KE SAR PE KHOON SAWAAAAR AND I KINDA FUCKING LOVE IT??????????????????? NICE TO SEE THIS SIDE OF HIM.

lol why does everyone chadhofy on rahil every time sid is accused of some bullshit? this bechaara is the onlyyyyy voice of reason in sid's godforsaken life.

BUT ALSO, OMG NEIL FOR FRIEND OF THE YEAR?!?!?!? “MERI DOST KA DIL TOOTA HAI!!!!!!!!!!!!” THE MOST WHOLESOME BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is aman asha's real husband or naaaaaaaah? that's all i need to know, honestly.

is he in hiding coz asha’s fam knows him and would be looking for him???? or omg what if he ran away last moment when asha needed help (coz lbr, he’d be the first one asha would go to) and that’s why sid had to step up????? OMG AMAN, WHERE ARE YOU?!!?!?!?!!? COME TF BACK AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF/ALL THAT’S GOING ON HERE.

oh boy, the hospital's two most savage bois are tag-teaming to verbally destroyyyyyyyy asha where she stands. i do nottttttt envy her rn. 😬😬😬

ok there's no need for THAT.

ouffffffffffff, abhi yeh alag siyappa.

aye chal be, personal idhar dhindora peet peet ke kaun laaya tha? hospital ke lobby mein sasta soap opera karke TU bol raha hai ki professional behave karo???? literally gtfo my boys' faces before i set you on fire.

white coat ke saath ab munnabhai outfit is totally complete.

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i hope this is the beginning of ishani's supervillain story.

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ishqbaaz 03.09.18 lb

wow, anika gets the bed? where’s shivaay? still on the floor? 

oh guess he took the sofa tonight. 

THANK GOD SHE DOESN’T SLEEP WITH DUPATTA ON. I REMEMBER HER DOING THAT A FEW TIMES IN THE OU. 

... these days whose first instinct isn’t to just take their phone and call the person??? no one goes anywhere without their phone.

of course he’s in the kitchen. 

... uh shivaay? u ok bro? whatcha got going on there buddy? 

ok none of the dishes he prepared seem to be sweet. why are there 4 million boxes of dark brown sugar here then???? 

huh??? that’s not what “organic” means???/ and how would he know if it’s been touched by anyone??? 

ok firstly he has a friend who’s not a brother????? how???? secondly, ohhhh boyyy, mohit is his best friend and he’s gonna fuck him over goooooood. just like daksh did in the OU. oh shivaay, why can’t you pick better friends????

aw man he looks so happy. this poor boy.  

“ek baar kisi ne uske khaane mein kuch milaa diya tha... aur woh marr gaya tha.” 

LMAO WHAT????!?!?!!??????????? AND WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT SO CASUALLY??????????? 

“phir woh waapas aa gaya.”

all hail the immortal mohit. i’m already super intrigued by him. 

mohit’s a magician. like... LITERALLY. 

oh apparently shivaay’s an oxford man in this universe. (as opposed to cambridge in the OU.) 

also, mohit went to oxford and now is a magician???? what a waste of those tuition fees. (or does oxford offer courses in magic and that’s what his degree’s in???) 

also yeah we definitely know how mohit is going to fuck up everything here. through his illusions and shit. they shouldn’t have revealed this right at the get go. 

ok this mohit/taj is definitely a weirdo with the whole sugar bs. aur ek TEJ kya kam tha, ki ab yeh TAJ bhi aa gaya jeena haraam karne? 

also again, this brown sugar is ainvayi ka exposition, so that anika will have clues to link mohit to whatever fuckery goes down in the coming days. 

shivaay seems verrrrrrry excited to introduce his ‘sirf dost’ to his best dost. 

but i still don’t get why he’s prepared like, 50 meals for him??????? 

ok idk what kinda high maintenance weirdass “friendship” this is, that shivaay is redecorating a whole damn room for him. i barely manage to run the vacuum cleaner and dust around a little bit before my bff visits. 

JUST TELL THE TRUTH SHIVAAY, MOHIT’S AN EX BOYFRIEND ISN’T HE? LIKE, COME ON. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES THE FIRST SECOND HE WAKES UP OTHERWISE???? 

headcanon: mohit is in the redux what advay was in the OU. cute college roomie who shivaay experimented with. 

GAURI IS ME. I AM GAURI. 

“best friend ka pata nahi, par ajeeb zaroor hain.” 

SEE????? GAURI IS ME. 

lol i love how prinku sees aniri and instantly is like YES WHO AND WHAT ARE WE GOSSIPING ABOUT TODAY???? 

god how many fucking times has shivaay almost died in this universe???? 

also jaan toh khanna ne bhi bachaayi hai uski. koi usko kyun nahi maanta????? #RespectKhanna2k18

PRINKU CASUALLY HOLDING HANDS WITH GAURI AS THEY WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

DANG DUDES I THINK I SHIP RIKU????? PRINKU’S CERTAINLY MAKING MORE OF A MOVE THAN OMKARA HAS IN ALL THESE DAYS. #theOberoiThatDeservesRi

literalllllllllllllly die in a fire, dadi. 

ok thank god at least for a few days this old battleax will calm the f down with the hate. 

the fuck you mean khud fly karke aa raha hai???? like... LITERALLY? FLAPPING HIS OWN WINGS, AS OPPOSED TO IN AN AIRCRAFT? 

idk man, in this show anything’s possible. also he’s a magician so who the fuck knows??????????

uhhhhhh is it necessary to take the call out here in the storm than in the car where it’s quieter???? 

mohit sounds hella irresponsible if he’s on the phone while piloting a chopper. 

yeah mohit don’t give a fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk about the weather. 

WHY ARE THESE MEN YELLING AT SHIVAAY???? LIKE, ISN’T THERE SOME AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER WHERE THEY CAN COMMUNICATE WITH MOHIT DIRECTLY AND NOT GIVE HIM CLEARANCE TO LAND? 

lmao all of them yelling and waving this is just the dumbest fucking bullshit everrrrrrrrrrrr. 

he landed just fine, you idiots. 

aaaaaaaaaand the chopper just blew up. not that safe a landing i suppose. 

for sure an “illusion” by mohit. 

itna toh shivaay anika ke liye bhi nahi chillaaya tha kal. more faraq here, definitely. 

yup, there he is, striding out coolly. why would you even doubt otherwise? looks like i have more faith in mohit and his jadoo than you do, shivaay. 

ohhhhhhhh boy. what a terrible hammy entry under the guise of swag. 

lmao where did SHE appear from? 

man, just... the amount of trauma this poor boy has undergone in the last 24 hours. yesterday this time, he was mid-fall from the 30th floor. and now this bullshit. everyone around him is wearing on his last damn nerve. 

lol what is this ridiculous chammiya music that’s the theme to mohit and his gal pal??????????? 

yeah this is how you already know that mohit is a fucking TERRIBLE friend, that he pranks his “best friend” with this kinda garbage, and is nonchalantly asking him “kya hua? darr gaya?” 

“tera jadoo kisi ki jaan lega ek din.” “kisi ki nahi, teri.” 

yeah, toxic friend alert. literally fuck off mohit. you’re cute and all but i don’t like you. 

also what on the nose foreshadowing. kuch toh fucking subtlety rakho???????? 

“zinda hoon main, CHOO KE DEKH LE.”

mohit, not in front of the wife! 

oh yikes, her accent is terrible. why not just have her speak in english? 

some friendship this is, he didn’t even invite him to his wedding.

lmao ok shivaay also got married without telling him, so i suppose they’re even in this case. 

ahaa. mohit already knows. 

man tej is a damn gossip. now we know where rudra gets his non-ability to keep a secret from. 

yeah you two shady fuckers and your jadoo aren’t fooling me oneeeeeeee bit. 

ohohohohoooooo namaste and all. waah bhai, kya sanskaar hain. 

literally 3 minutes into this and i’m already tired of mohit and his magic. god how am i going to tolerate this bs over the coming weeks???

god shivaay could you stop gushing over him like this????????// MAN HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THAT HE’S SHADY AF????? YOU HAVE THE INSTINCTS OF SOMEONE BORN YESTERDAY. 

god aadhe se zyaada episode toh in saalo ke entry par chala gaya. 

now i suppose we’ll have to see aniri gush over him?// 

oh so shivaay’s perfectly fine introducing anika to his best friend as “biwi” huh????? 

dang anika, i’ve never seen you this excited in this universe ever. 

is it this sari? i think it’s this sari. she gets very hyper whenever she wears it. 

gauri is internally screaming DI CAN YOU CHILL PLZ YOU’RE COMING ACROSS AS SO EMBARRASSING (same as me.) 

mohit calling anika “so cute” is a big fucking mood. 

when the fuck will shivaay appreciate???????? 

yeaaaaaaaah mohit. wait till you find out the real story. you should get a reallllllll kick outta it. 

... is there a reason nancy had to be a foreigner? other than the fact that she’s played by one? 

“kuch zyaada hi ganda hai” lmaooooooooooooo mohit you savage SHE’S TRYING YOU BITCH

oh goddddddddddd nancy you literally just walked in, can you settle down a little before you start interrogating people on their “love story”??? 

...... so they’re just avoiding that direct question and are having this conversation about mohit’s jadoo instead??? 

also shivaay is like pls no more jadoo today. 

IS ANYTHING EVEN GONNA HAPPEN IN TODAY’S EP? AINVAYI MERA TIME WASTE KARE JAA RAHE HO TUM LOG. GIVE ME MORE PRIYANKA AND GAURI HOLDING HANDS IF YOU PPL HAVE NO PLOT TO SHOW ME. 

god anika is being pushy and weird as fuck. 

“gauri, psssst.” 

“sambhaalo apni behen ko.” 

lmao gauri is suchhhhhhhh a farmabardaar saali. instantly pulling anika up to her and glaring, on orders from jiju. #shivRi4ever

adorable girls!!!!!!!!!!!!

“hopefully YEH waala jhoomar na gayab kar de, warna bade papa bade naraaz ho jayenge.”

“kyun? unko jadoo pasand nahi?”

“nahi unhe jhoomar zyaada pasand hai.” 

man i loveeeeeee prinku. 

god anika you’re such an idiotttttt. aur un dono ko bhi pagal bana rahi ho. 

“ab kabootar niklega!” 

lmaoooo i’d like to see shivaay’s reaction to that, after finding out he hates alllllllll animals. 

why does nancy put up with this man????? he seems highly annoying. 

shivaay is as sick of anika’s bullshit as i am. 

is dadi warming up a little to anika or just smirking at her being annoying (proving that she’s wrong for her precious billuuuuuuu???) 

god anika you’re literally the worst today. 

great more 2 rs waala jadoo tomorrow ughhhhhhhh. 

OK WHAT PLOT I WANTED FOR RIKARA, RIKU ARE EXECUTING INSTEAD. THAT’S IT, I OFFICIALLY SHIP RIKU THIS UNIVERSE, SINCE THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE GIVING ME. 

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[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 11.08.17 lb

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pinky’s back home and being all uncharacteristically familial with rudra?? 😕😕😕

daaaaaaamn, rudra isn’t in the mood tho. rudy boy, you savage! 😗😗😗

... no but really, pinky is usually quite cutting with rudra, but she’s being kinda... like... how to explain? she’s acting like lovingly reproachful choti maa from the days of yore, when she used to be kinda affectionate with omRu... oh pinky, please revert to those days. i miss that pinkyyyyy. 😔😔😔

chota mooooh, badiiiiii baaat. 😐😐😐

news mili nahi hai, toh bataana kya hai? 🤔🤔🤔

my godddd, anika, honestly. this hugging his clothes thing is getting a little TOO much. go spend time with sahil, to keep your mind off things. 😑😑😑

omg please, BURN THAT UGLY BLUE SUIT WITH THE GREEN AND YELLOW STRIPES. PLEASE. 😩😩😩

i haaaaaaaate when ppl see you crying and ask RO RAHE HO???? y u gotta make shit awkward like that???? 😒😒😒

standard “aankh mein kuch chala gaya hai” excuses have been given. 🙄🙄🙄

awww, rudra distracting with pari ka feeder. (why they call it that and not a bottle, idgi.) 😊😊😊

god i love rudra so much. what a cupcake. this boy’s love for anika truly knows no bounds. 😚😚😚

and anika KNOWS it. 😘😘😘

excuse me: why no rakshabandhan special for these two????? 😞😞😞

gosh i thought that was pinky skulking in the bg, but thank god it’s bhavya. 😐😐😐

ok, reallyyyyy fucking awkward editing, that anika was in the room, and now SUDDENLY back in the mandir? like... you could have shown us the rudra/anika scene yest and the whole of the mandir scene today? what the fuck is even wrong with the editing team of this fucking show? 😟😟😟😖😖😖

ouff gauriiiiiiiiiii, yaaaaaaaaaaar. matlab vishwas koi sweater toh hai nahi ki jab chaaha cupboard mein se le liya, jhaad liya, aur pehen liya. 😣😣😣

lo the Star Plus waala Dramatic Dhaarmik Music™ has started. 🙄🙄🙄

ok, won’t talk about this scene anymore, you can read my thoughts about it here. meanwhile, fwding. 

Awareness™!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯

RUN ANIKA RUN! 😥😥😥😥

(i’m already sobbing btw 😭😭😭😭)

again, explain to me why she’s running down the stairs, when the mandir is on the lower level of the house. matlab, kuch bhi. 🤔🤔🤔

(goes back to sobbing. 😭😭😭) 

and the award for the most dramatic entrance into OWN damn house for 2017 goes to.... 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

imma enter my house like this when i return from work every day from now on. let’s see how the mother and cat take it. they better be this amazed and wowed and grateful to see me. 😎😎😎

lol look at his face, the fucker, koi emotion hi nahi. as if he just went to the kirane ki dukaan to buy a pack of smokes and came back. 😐😐😐

ok girl, calm down with the verbal diarrhea. 😕😕😕

okaaaaaaaaay, she just damn near confessed everything! WHY IS THIS FUCKER SO NON REACTIVE THO? IS HE OK? KAHIN SAR-VAR PE CHOT TOH NAHI LAGI? 😟😟😟

yo bro, sayyyyyyyyyy something. 😧😧😧

LE. ISSE TOH KUCH PATA HI NAHI. SAB KO ACHCHA KHAASA CHUTIYA BANAYA. 😑😑😑

TIME TO GIVE HIM THOSE KAAN KE NEECHE THINGS THAT YOU PROMISED RAGINI, GIRL. 😒😒😒

he’s still on this BS. even after she said everything that she said rn????????? 😧😧😧

lmao vikram be like “kahaaaaan phas gaya main yaaaar.” 

boy be looking fireeeeee in all black though. mmmmhmm. 😏😏😏

EXPLAIN WHY YOU COULDN’T BOTHER PICKING UP YOUR FUCKING PHONE THEN???????? 😤😤😤

shakti - eternal optimist and #teamAnika. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

omg bitch, after EVERYTHING SHE JUST SAID?!?!?!?! HOLD MY PIZZA SLICE, IMMA KICK HIS FUCKING ASS. 😤😤😤

still the hope in his eyes - hoping she’ll say NO. 😥😥😥

SAHIL PLEASE! KNOCK SOME DAMN SENSE INTO THIS ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫

ouff sahil, chamchagiri bandh kar. yahan pe sab bigaadne waala yeh tera SSO hi hai. 😒😒😒

he doesn’t even know they’re divorced. how even are they gonna pull this shit off without him knowing? 🤔🤔🤔

meanwhile, sobbing because:

whoooo boy. private mein confrontation. 😬😬😬

“ek mauka diya tha maine tumhe...” 

my god this vengeful bastard. 😧😧😧😡😡😡

MY GOD, YOU TWO ARE SUCH FUCKING STUBBORN ASSHOLES. YOU BOTH. LORD. 😤😤😤

“rishta hum dono ka tha. decision tumhare akele ka nahi ho sakta.”

oh right, as if you asked her before signing those divorce papers. which btw, why were you still holding on to??? don’t try to paint yourself as the ONLY victim here. 🙄🙄🙄

my god this fuckerrrrrrrrrrrr is soooo fuckkkkkkingggg blinddddd. i s2g i want to slappppp the blinders off him. 😡😡😡

OH GOD GIRL. WHYYYYYYYYY????? YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID THINK WHAT YOU WANT, BUT I WON’T MARRY VIKRAM. WHY ARE WE BACK ON THIS BS??? 😫😫😫😫

i hope rudra is storming in there to beat the sense into bhaiyya. 😡😡😡

ugh i really dgaf about these two. i realllllllllly hope svetlana murders them. 🙄🙄🙄

yaaaaaas, rudra CALL. HIM. OUT.  👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

“aansoon khushi ke bhi hote hai.”

yeah those really looked like khushi ke aansoon. esp that part where she asked you to STOP THIS FUCKERY. yeah, now i have zero sympathy for this fool. i want anika to actually marry vikram and go cheer him on in his marathons, instead of wasting her life with this loser. 😒😒😒

btw, this asshole used to be the one who used to be like MAIN TUMHARE AAKNHON MEIN KABHI AANSOON NAHI DEKH SAKTA. today he’s perfectly okay with it. i’m so fucking done with you shivaay. 😑😑😑

god, that “haq” thing realllllly fucked him over. 😭😭😭

pft, yeh kya apna stupid defective heart follow karega. idiot. 😒😒😒

oh. sahil knows. 😐😐😐

bulbul here, to make a valiant second try.  may the force be with you, bulbul. 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

oh my heart, shivaay expresses himself naturally in english, but he’s translating all the english into hindi for her. i can’t. i just can’tttttt. i love these two together soooo muchhhhhhhh. 💖💖💖

le, yeh ittu sa bachcha bhi samajh gaya, lekin yeh do idiots... khair chodo. nothing more to be said. 😒😒😒

ok tearing up at sahil baandhofying rakhi for anika. 😭😭😭

“baandh sakte hai na?” *biggest, most earnest bulbul eyes* 

“poonch kyun rahi ho?”

LEGIT CRYING LIKE A BITCH BABY HERE COZ OH MY GOD THESE TWO ARE LIFE. THESE TWO ARE EVERYTHINGGGG TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I WILL DIE TO PROTECT THESE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“main waise bhi tumhari koi baat taal nahi sakta tha; ab toh bilkul bhi nahi taal paaonga.” 

bulbul laughing through her tears at “maayke waale” like... what even is this chemistry between these two... i just want to set everything on fire from how perfect it all is. 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

how quickly these obros switch over to bhaabi/devrani sides, lol. bhai jaaye tel lene. matlab bros before hos ka koi concept hi nahi hai is ghar mein. 😆😆😆

oh god, her face and voice, so heartbroken and small, as she says “woh haq toh hai hi nahi humare paas.” i legit died. 😢😢😢

oh god shivaay, pehle apna shaadi aur biwi toh sambhaaaal. ouffff. tang aa gayi hoon main is ladke ki samaaj sevak mentality se. 😣😣😣

but he promised her, COZ SHE’S HIS CHOTI BEHEN NOW. 😭😭😭 PRINKU WHO??????????? LOL FOR THAT MATTER, OMKARA WHO?!!?? SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI NOW HAS BROTHERLY OBLIGATIONS TO ONLYYYYYYYY ONE PERSON, AND ONE PERSON ALONE!!!!!!!!! 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

HP number plate? not in mumbai anymore? 🤔🤔🤔

wow, a vacay in manali. WHEN YOUR HOUSE AND FAMILY IS ON FLAMES BACK THERE?????? 😧😧😧

waise yeh bhi theek hai. matlab, if you wait for things to settle down there, you’re never gonna get to go anywhere. so why NOT now??? 😌😌😌😌 

self contained bungalow. mwahahahha. OH MAN. I CAN’T WAIT TILL SVETLANA COMES HERE AND FUCKS YOUR SHIT UP AND THERE’LL BE ZERO WITNESSES. HAHAHA FUCK YOU TWO. 😆😆😆😂😂😂

isn’t this the same house used for the hacker bhavya went to visit? also the same house that anika came looking for dobin during her amnesia track??? also it may have been the cabin shivaay and anika stayed in, in the jungle???? 🤔🤔🤔

ok it’s fucking august. how cold can it even be? 🙄🙄🙄

lol you two gonna fucking dieeeeeeeeeeee. 😈😈😈

SVETLANA. MY GODDESSSSS!!!! YAAAAAAAS! FUCKKKK EM UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!! 😊😊😊😎😎😎

yaaaaaaaaas, bulbul to the rescueeeee. LIKE ALWAYS!!!!!!!! 😇😇😇

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Vicky ab public mein aya. Ek private TV channel wale ne ussko apna ek LIVE show mein invite kiya saath mein Rathod aur Inspector Khan ko bhi. Uss se pehle bahot advertisement kar diya gaya the ke Vicky ka LIVE broadcast hone wala hai 3 -4 din pehle se to tamaam public uss channel ko tune karke baithe the Vicky ki batein sunne ke liye, sab bechain the jaanne ke liye ke woh itne dinon tak kahan tha.

Khan ne Vicky se milkar aapas mein baat kar liya tha ke kia kaha jaye TV walon ko. Vicky bilkool nahin chahta tha ke usska naam kahin bhi aaye kissi ke bhi katal mein. Woh bilkool safe rehna chahta tha. Rathod ko beech mein le aya Vicky aur ussko credit diya. Khan se kaha ke TV walon se bolna ke Rathod ko tum ne jhoot mooth ke leaves par bheja tha assal mein woh khufia tarike se police ka kaam kar raha tha. Sabhi recordings jo mile hein sabhi mare hue logon ke sab Rathod ne record kiya hai aur sab jo main ne kiya sab Rathod ne kiya yeh batana TV walon ko. Yeh plan kiya Vicky ne aur Rathod khush hua ke usska naam bhi hogaya iss case mein aur show ke baad woh wapas police station apne naukri join karega.

To hua wohi. Tamaam sheher ne woh show dekhen jahan Vicky ne bataya ke uss oonchaayi se girrne ke baad woh dehati logon ke beech hafton tak ghaayal pada hua tha, unn logon ne usski dekh bhaal kiya aur kal hi woh sheher mein wapas aya to suna ke Inspector Khan ne jugdish ko giraftaar kar liya to woh khud Rathod se milne gaya aur Rathod ne ussko Khan se milwaya.

Public mein se logon ne sawaal bhi kiya to ek aadmi ne poocha ke kyun Vicky ne commissioner ko ghoosse dene ki koshish kiya? To Vicky ne bataya ke woh Khan ka plan tha yeh diikhane ke liye ke Raghuveer keise bika hua tha. Woh sab record karna tha issi liye ussko paise diye gaye the. Vicky ne bataya ke uss ne bus police ki madad kiya uss waqt Raghuveer ka asli chehra saamne laane mein. Phir turant baad Khan ne kaha ke ab baaki bahot saare log saamne agaye hein saabit karne ke liye ke Commissioner ji ne unn sab se paise liye the unn ke case ko rafa dafa karne ke liye…… usska case ab bahot hi gambhir ho gayi hai aur ek ek karke unn ke sabhi kale kartut saamne arahe hein aur unn ko bail nahin mil sakti ab to, aur naa hi jugdish ko, court ne bilkool mana karr diya ke kissi bhi keemat par donon mein se kissi ko bhi bail nahin hona chahiye!

Show ki host ek khubsurat lady thi. Uss ne Vicky se sawaal kiya,

“Vicky ji uss raat ko hua aap darshakon ko yeh bataen zara please!”

Vicky ka chehra laal ho gaya aur saamne baithe hue public jo show dekhne baither the unn ke taraf dekhte hue kaha,

“Kia bataun? Uss kaali raat ko yaad karta hoon to enkhon ke saamne andhera chhaa jaata hai, qayamat ki raat thi woh! Meri pyari Sanjana ki jaan par ban aayi thi, bayaan karunga to ro padunga………”

Aur beech mein Khan ne yeh kehte hue Vicky ki baat kaat diya,

“Dekhiye madam, mere khayaal se Vicky ji se yeh sawaal nahin poochna chahiye kyun ke public ko already sab pata hai ke kia hua tha uss raat ko …..”

Tabhi public ke beech se ek aadmi khade hokar kaha,

“Magar hum jaanna chahte hein ke kyun aap ne uss waqt kuch nahin kiya, kyun aap ne apni behen ko bachane ki koshish nahin kiya?”

To Vicky ne uss aadmi ko yeh jawaab diya,

“Dekhiye, main koyi filmi hero nahin hoon jo panch aadmiyon se akela ladh kar kissi ki hifazat kar sakun. Uss raat ko mere ghar mein koyi shooting nahin chal rahi thi, sab hakikat mein beet raha tha mujhpar. Apne ghar ke andar log apne aap ko mehfooz mehsoos karte hein, ghar woh jagah hoti hai jahan kissi cheez ka khauf nahin hota. To main be khauff apne kamre mein tha ke achanak, I repeat achanak 5 mardon ne mujhpar hamla kiya aur mujhko gherkar mere hath peyr kaske band diye upar se mujhko mara!! …… Main aap se ek sawaal karta hoon ab…kia achanak ek raat ko aap ke kamre mein 5 mardon ne aap ko pakra aur haath peyr band diya to kia aap kuch kar paoge? Filmi hero ho aap dhishum dhishum karke sabko gira doge?”

Tab woh aadmi ne sar niche jhukakar baith gaya apne seat par. Phir Vicky ne haazir public ke taraf dekhte hue kaha,

“Main uss raat ke wakeaat ko details mein likh kar press walon ko de dunga aur aap sab press mein padh lena jo hua tha hamare ghar mein uss raat ko thik hai!”

Studio ke corridor mein Khan ki behen Farheen aur usski saheli Reshmi bhi aaye hue the. Farheen Vicky se milkar bahot khush hui thi aur Khan ne khud ussko Vicky se milwaya tha. Aur Vicky ne Farheen ko ek naya mobile gift karne ka wada kiya tha.

Lady host ne Khan se sawaal karte hue yeh kaha,

“To aakhir mein yeh pata chalta hai ke Commissioner Raghuveer ko pehle se pata tha ke usska bhatija jugdish uss rape mein involve tha aur weh aap ke kaam mein

dakhal andaazi kar raha tha ke aap Jugdish tak nahin pohunche aur jaan bujhkar Vicky par ilzaam laga raha tha ke inhon ne khud apni behen ke saath…….”

Aur Khan ne araam se muskurate hue jawaab diya,

“Zaahir si baat hai ji. Ab to sab saamne agaya hai. Mere kaam mein bahot rukawatein paida kiye the ex commissioner sahab ne apne bhatije ko bachane ke liye……. Aur aakhir mein main ne sub inspector Rathod ko sick leaves ke bahane secret mission par bheja baat ki tey tak pohunchne ke liye. Sub inspector Rathod ne bahot mehnat kiye aur sabhi information mujhko deta raha aur main apne taraf se ussko help karta raha. Rathod ne unn do pehle aadmiyon se sach ugalwa liya tha jisski recordings abhi aap logon ne dekhe….. tabhi jugdish ko pata chala to unn donon ko maar dala ussne….. tab Rathod ne mujhko jab bataya ke unn donon ke bayaan lene ke baad donon ke khoon kar diye gaye to humko laga ke koyi bada haath hai unn ke piche….. Rathod dusre do logon ke piche laga hi hua tha ke unn donon ke laash mile aur Jugdish par nazar rakhe hue the hum ke pata chala woh unn do logon ko maar kar desh se bhaagne ki koshish kar raha tha… Rathod ne mujhko phone par bataya kyun ke jinn do logon ke khoon hue jugdish ne unn mein se ek ko phone kiya ta aur unn ke phone hum tap kar rahe the…ussi se humko pata chala ke jugdish unn se milne wale the… ab uss aadmi ka number hamein unn do pehle logon se mila tha… magar afsos iss se pehle ke Rathod unn donon se milta, Jugdish unn donon ko maar chukka tha….. tabhi Rathod aur main ne airport par Jugdish ko roka aur mawka e waardaat par legaye jahan do laashen pare hue the wahan uss ne apne jurm Kabul kiye aur sab sach sach bataya jo abhi aap sab ne recording mein dekhe!”

Sabhi logon ke taaliyon ke shor se hall goonjh utha aur sab log Inspector Khan aur Rathod ki jay jay karne lage. Woh to Studio ki baat thi, pure sheher mein jitney log TV dekh rahe the sab log wah wah karne lage ke wah kia badhya kaam kiya hai Inspector Khan aur Rathod ne. Aur studio mein uss lady host ne shabaashi dete hue Inspector Khan se ek aakhri sawaal poocha,

“Suna hai ke ab MLA sahab jo commissioner ka bhai hai woh kuch rukawaten pesh kar rahe hein?”

Iss par Khan ne kaha,

“Weh MLA ji hein, weh apna kaam Karen hum police wale apna kaam karte jayenge, no more comments on that, aap logon ko baaki ki khabren milte rahenge!”

Aur lady host ne sab ka shukriya ada karte hue program ka end kiya taaliyon ke ghadgharahat ke bech.

Jo kuch bhi kaha gaya sab plan Vicky ka banaya hua tha. Vicky ne apne Sanjana ki hone wale husband, Rathod ko sabhi credit de diye aur kaamyaab police officer karaar karwaya aur Inspector Khan ko bhi ooncha darja dilwaya uss show ke zarye. Sab kuch Vicky ne plan aur tayaar kiya hua tha wahan jane se pehle. Aur sab successful raha.

Chief minister ne pura program dekha aur parliament mein Inspector Khan aur Rathod ke zikr kiye gaye aur decide hua ke donon ko bada promotion diya jaye.

Bus hafte bhar mein Khan Commissioner of police ban gaya aur Rathhod assistant commissioner uss sheher ki!!

To kia Vicky ka kaam khatam ho gaya? MLA ke saath kia aur keise karega? Aur kia jugdish ka unn chaaron ka haal nahin karega? Kia Jugdish ko araam se muft ki roti haasil hogi zindagi bhar jail mein? Ya Vicky ki plan mein aur bhi kuch baaki hai? Dekhte hein agle update mein…… Weise dosto ab kahani apne ant tak jaa rahi hai shayad ek do update mein kahani khatam ho jaegi.

To be continued……………

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Dard se tarapte huwe Vicky ke saamne baith kar who dusra aadmi Vikcy se poocha,

“Kyun mujhko fansaya uss ladki se? kaun hai woh? Main ne to kuch nahin kiya ussi ne mujhko bulaya aur kaha ke usska pati raat ko kaam karta hai to uss se milne aa sakta hoon. Mujhe to yahan ka address ka bhi pata nahin tha ussi ne bulaya mujhe yaahan …kia tum usske pati ho? Agar han to mera kusoor kia hai? Tum yahin the to tum ne to sab dekha aur suna to mujhe kyun goli mari? Mujhe hospital lechalo main kahunga ke kissi ne raaste par chalte huwe goli maari tumhara naam nahin lunga mujhe jaldi lechalo please!”

Vicky apne laptop ke saamne baitha aur camera uss par focus kiya bilkool pehle ki tarah aur ek nakli muskurahat ke sath uss aadmi se kaha,

“Main ne uss ladki se jo kehne ko kaha tha wohi kaha ussne, main ne ussko paise diye the tumko yahan lane ke liye kyun ke mujhe tera interview lena hai!”

Apne ghutne ko zor se pakre huwe uss kutte ne kaha,

“What the fuck! What interview? Eise goli maar kar interview liya jata hai?”

Vicky ne kaha,

“Mera style to eisa hi hai agar tumko passand nahin to mera kia kussoor? Ab chup chaap baithoge ya ek aur goli marun?”

Aaadmi phir ek hath se pasina ponchte aur ek hath ko ghutne sambhale huwe bola,

“Are mere baap, main ne kiya kia hai lagta hai tumko kissi se identity ka ghalati huwa hai main woh nahin jisse tum samajh rahe ho, main to tumko jaanta bhi nahin! Mujhe jaane do, you are mistaken and will comit a grave error if you harm me!”

Vicky camera ko adjust karte huwe bilkol cool andaaz mein, ek cigarette jalate huwe bola,

“Oh really? I am mistaken and you are innocent you say? Okay then what about the rape of Sanjana Joshi that fateful night?”

Yeh sunkar uss aadmi ke chehre ka rang badal gaya aur ziada pasina pasinaa ho gaya, aur bhowklaye huwe Vicky se poocha,

“Kaun ho tum bhai? Tum keise jaante ho uss case ke bare mein?”

Vikcy ne kaha,

“Main ne tum ko maarne ki supari liya hai ab to tum maroge!….”

Woh aadmi kampne laga aur kaha,

“Nahin bhai main ne kuch nahin kiya tha woh to unn chaaron ne milkar…main to sirf unn logon ke saath gaya tha magar kuch nahin kiya tha God Promise……”

Vicky muskuraya aur kaha,

“Achah? Tum ne kuch nahin kiya tha? Thik hai. To itne dinon tak kyun police ko kuch nahin bataya unn charon ke bare mein aur kyun ilzam Vicky Joshi ke sar laga huwa hai?”

Aadmi ne kaha,

“Woh to uss bade baap ke bête ne josh mein aakaar Sanjana se sex karna chaha tha, hum to sirf usske saath gaye the woh paagal hai, awara hai aur kitne ladkiyon ke saath eisa kiya hai ussne… usske paas bahot political power hai woh kaun hai tum jaante ho…… Woh bahot dinon se Sanjana se sex karna chahta tha aur pata hai woh to apne bhai ke saath munh kala karti thi issi liye uss ne bhi wohi karna chaha!! ?!”

Yeh sunte hi Vicky jaldi se uss lohe jeise laathi se usske dusre ghutnon par itna mara ke woh sala rone laga maafi maangte huwe….

Tab Vikcy ne apna nakli chehre se paarda hatate huwe usske saamne khada huwa aur woh aadmi apne chehre ko apne hathon mein chupaakar zameen par dekhne laga yeh kehte huwe,

“Mujhe maaf kardo, maaf kardo mujhe main shadi shuda hoon ek chota bacha hai mera main ussko bahot pyar karta hoon usske liye mujhe chorrdo, main zinadagi mein phir kabhi eisa kaam naahin karunga maaf kardo mujhe!”

Vicky ne kaaha,

“Thik hai to apna jurm kabool karo iss camera ko dekhte huwe aur kaho ke tumne apne saathiyon ke saath milkar Sanjana Joshi ka rape kiya tha aur kitne baar sab kaho aur detail mein batao uss waqt main kahan tha kia haal kiya tha mera tum logon ke mera aur Sanjana keise mari thi sab exactly same bolo iss camera mein main record karunga, usske baad tumko chorr dunga!”

Ussne sab kubool kiya aur sab detail mein bataya jo Vicky ne record kiya.

Usske baad Vikcy ke uss leader ke bare mein detail liya ke woh kaun hai kia karta hai etc….. Uss leader ke bare mein jaankar Vicky pareshaan aur bahot heyraan huwa. Usska taaluk kitne bade logon se hai yeh jaankar Vicky bilkool shocked reh gaya, aur tab samjha kyun sabhi reports nakli prastut kiye gaye usske khilaaf! To sab uss leader ka kiya dharaya tha……

Jab sab recording ho gayi to Vicky uss aadmi ke paas gaya aur uss lohe ki banayi huwi ghunse se takriban 25 baar usske chehre mein maarta gaya yeh kehte huwe,

“Sala randi ke awalaad shadi shuda hai kehta hai, bachah hai tera, nahin hona chahiye tha, kia pata woh bhi tere tarah niklega, meri behen ka rape kiya kutta, suwar, main tujhe nahin chorrunga, maar dalunga…main ne kabhi kissi ko ek thapad bhi nahin mara kamine aaj tum logon kio vajah se main khooni ban gaya hoon, harami ke pille le marr marr sala kutte ki awlaad…..”

Woh aadmki behosh huwa do baar aur usski ek enkh skull se baahar nikal aaya….. Jiss dum Vicky uss lohe se maarta jaa raha tha jeise behosh tha ussko yaad bhi nahin ke kia kar raha hai- ek josh jeisa tha uss waqt aur sirf Sanjana ko yaad karte huwe, maarta chala jaa raha tha…… phir kuch der khade hokar usske khoon se latpath chehre ko dekha, gosht ke tukre latke huwe the uss ke gaal aur enkhon ke niche, ek enkh goal nikla huwa tha baahar latke huwe….. magar woh mara nahin tha… Vicky hanff raha tha ussko dekhte huwe, chaaron taraf khoon hi khoon chitre huwe the, woh ek zinda laash ki tarah usske saamne para huwa tha…Vicky ke muthi khoon se laal ho gaya tha, usske chehre par bhi khoon ke chintein pade huwe the… Vicky apne aap ko aine mein dekh kar ghabra gaya… aur jaldi se revolver se uss kutte ke chaati aur peth mein sabhi golion ko utaar diya…….

Aur ussko bhi sab saaf karke ussi chamre mein lappet kar raat ke andhere mein lejaakar usske ghar ke dwaar par laash ko chorr kar wapas agaya. Uss kamre ko dobara dhoya aur saaf kiya… Aur phir Sanjana ki tasveer ko laptop mein open karke ussko dekhte huwe ro ro kar kaha,

“Baby aur ek ko maar dala main ne aaj…. dekh main badla le raha hoon tere uss apmaan ka, main kamzor nahin hoon baby, oh meri Sanju kitna tarpi thi tu uss raat ko aur main kuch nahihn kar paya tere liye behen, main bahot bebus tha ri mujhe maaf karna Sanju, apne iss bhai ko maaf karna, main kuch nahin kar saka uss raat ko…. Apni pyari si gudya ki raksha nahin kar saka main…. Kia karta baby mujhko bandh rakha tha unn kutton ne, please forgive me baby….. I will not leave the others….. nahin chorunga, ek ko bhi nahin chorunga main…chun chun ke marunga…. Ek aur gaya baby…ek aur gaya……..”

To be continued………………….

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Raat ke sare 8 baje tak donon wahin the baat kar rahe the. Aur Sanjana ko dance karne ka mood huwa to manager se arrangement ke liye kaha. Uss ke dinner table ho hataya gaaya aur uss jagah ko free kiya gaya aur cool dancing music bajne ko dala gaya aur Sanjana Vicky ko dance ke liye uthaya….. bhai behen dance kar rahe the ….. Sanjana ek black dress mein thi usski dress mein kahndhe par patli straps the, dress usski ghutnon tak aati thi, usski figure nikhar kar dikh rahi thi, patli kamar, sundar sa silhouette, lambe khule baal jo takriban usski chutron tak ate the……. Aur uss waqt 5 mard beer peete huwe unn donon ko ghurr rahe the bahot pehle se….. unn pancho mein se ek leader jeisa tha jo baar baar Sanjana ke jism ki hisson ko nihaar raha tha aur baaki chaar doston ko apne baton se excite kiye jaa raha tha. Incest ki baat chali aur pancho ne kaha ke han Vicky sala chodta hoga apni behen ko……

Unn pancho ke beech jo lead kar raha tha uss ne kaha,

“Dekh dekh kiss tarah Vicky ka hath Sanjana ki kamar par hai, woh dekh usski chaati Vicky ke chaati par keise dabaya huwa hai…. Wah kia baat hai…. Usski chuchiyan dab raha hai re… dekh usski dress se cleavage keise ubhar raha hai dabne ki wajah se dekh dekh…..”

Uss ke saath peete dekhte huwe keh rahe the,

“Han yaar meri eisi behen hoti to main bhi chodta usse nah! Kitna mazaa ata hota Vicky ko nah?

Aur kissi ne kaha,

“Sala keise pata chalega ke inn donon ke beech sach mein incest hai bhi ke afwaein hein?

To leader ne kaha,

“Sab pata kar lenge aaj raat ko hi tum fikar mat karo, tayaar ho tum sab saath chalne ko ke nahin?”

Sab ne kaha han saath chalenge aur mawka mila to khud bhi mazaa karenge Sanjana ke saath.

Aur udhar bhai behen befikr enjoy kar rahe the apne tarike se apna birthday manate huwe. Raat ke koyi dus ya sare dus baje Vicky aur Sanjana resto se nikle ghar wapas jane ke liye. Resto se baahar parking tak chalte waqt donon ne ek dusre ke handhon par haath rakhe jaa rahe the aur weh panch gunde dekh rahe the aur comments kar rahe the ke,

“Yeh bhai behen hein ya miyan biwi? Bilkool chudaayi hogi ghar jane ke baad aur humko dekhna aur film utaarna hai donon ki kyun dosto?” sab ne ussske han mein han milaya aur usske car ko follow kiya gaya.

Car mein daakhil hone se pehle Sanjana ne Rathod ko phone karke bataya ke weh ab ghar wapas jaa rahe hein phir Vicky ghar ke liye drive karne lage. Sanjana usske paas baithi thi aur batein kar rahi thi. Sanjana ne Vicky se kaha ke ab ussko shaadi kar leni chahiye kyun ke ussske shaadi ke baad woh akela ho jaega aur uss ka khayaal rakhne wala koyi nahin hoga ghar mein. Vicky uss baat par sif muskuraya. Sanjana ne kaha,

“Vicky bhai tum itna cool keise rehte ho? Itni thandi dimaagh kabhi bhi kissi par ghussa nahin, tum kabhi ghussa hote bhi ho ke nahin? Bolo nah, kabhi kissi par ghussa huwe ho aap?”

Vicky ne muskurate huwe apne sar ko “nah” mein hillaaya aur pyar se Sanjana ke gaal ko apne ungliyon mein dabaya.

Sanjana phir boli,

“Bachpan se lekar aaj tak main ne tumko kabhi bhi na naraaz hote dekha na ghussa karte, tum hamesha cool rehte ho, kissi bhi stithi mein tum ek dum shaant keise rehte ho. Mummy aur papa mein kaun eisa tha?”

Vicky ne hanste huwe kaha,

“Main mummy par gaya hoon whoh bilkool eisi thi, bilkool shaant, main ne kabhi bhi mummy ko ghussa ya naraaaz hote naahin dekha. Aur tum papa par gayi ho kabhi kabhi kitna tension leti ho aur kitna ghussa karti ho!!”

To Sanjana ne poocha,

“Achah ek baat batao, agar kissi ne mujhko thapad mara to bhi tum shant rahoge? Uss aadmi ko jane doge?”

Vicky ne muskurate huwe kaha,

“Pehle ye jaanne ki koshish karunga ke tumko thapad kyun mara ussne. Ho sakta hai ke you deserved that thapad?” Iss baat par Sanjana ne Vicky ko bahot mara usske bahon par, usske chaati par phir apna sar apne bhai ke kaandhe par pyar se rakh kar dulaar karne lagi…….

Piche se car mein follow karne wale dekh rahe the kyun ke innke headlights usske car par tha aur Sanjana ke sab harkatein unn ko dikh rahe the. Piche wale car ke logon ko laga ke Sanjana Vicky ko kiss kar rahi hai munh par jiss tarah se Sanjana ne apne sar ko Vicky ke kandhe par rakah tha, piche se dekhne se weise hi nazar araha tha…..

Aakhir mein Vickram Joshi ka ghar aya aur Vicky ruk kar Sanjana ko dekhne laga. Sanjana ne kaha, “Horn karo tab woh gate kholega nah” To Vicky ne kaha,

“Kamaal hai main 4 baje wapas aya tha tabhi tum ne gate khola tha aur kaha ke tumne ussko chuthi de diya hai mere birthday ki khushi mein….”

Tab jaldi se Sanjana apni jeeb ko danton mein dabate huwe car se nikli gate kholne ke liye yeh kehkar, “Ooops main bhool gaya magar pata hai tum kuch bhi nahin bhoolte ho mere akaah! Yeh kehkar Sanjana car se nikli gate kholne ko…….

Weh panch piche kuch doorie par the aur apne car ki lights off kar diye the phir bhi dhire dhire kareeb arahe the….. Kuch 10 metres ke doori par unn logon ne car rok kar dekhne lage….. Jab Sanjana Vicky ke car ke saamne se guzri to headlights usski khubsurat yawan par pari uss kaali dress mein usski gora tan nikhar rahe the aur jiss waqt Sanjana jhuk kar gate ko khol rahi thi to usski cleavage eise dikh rahe the aur partly usski safed bra aur straps latak gaye the jiss par unn pancho ke nazrein the aur unn mein se kissi ne to yeh kaha,

“Dekho Vicky bhi wohi dekh raha hai jo hum dekh rahe hein, sala apni behen ki cleavage ko jhank raha hai aur usski bra aur straps dekh raha hai dekho! dekho!” Magar bechara Vicky to gate ke andar car ko drive karte huwe andar kar raha tha apne car ko….

Car ko garage mein andar karte waqt Vicky ne Sanjana se kaha,

“Main ne remote control section walon se gate ko remote se open karne ke bare mein baat kar liya hai….. Main car mein se hi gate ko remote se open kar lunga kuch hi dinon mein aur garage ka darwaza bhi open kar lunga car ke andar se hi! Unn logon ko kuch technical machines lagane hein gate aur garage ke door par tab yeh hoga.” Aur Sanjana ne kaha,

“Bhai aap kyun choti se choti baat ya cheez ko nahin bhoolte ho? Aap ke dimaagh mein eisa kia special hai? Batao mujhe?”

Vicky ne hanste huwe reply kiya,

“Are mein kia janu yaar mera memory solid hai so hai ab keise hein mujhe kia pata?”

Vicky car se nikla, car ko lock kiya aur donon batein karte huwe ghar ki main door ko open karne gaye. Sanjana uss baat ko karti jaa rahi thi,

“Uss din ek mahine pehle meri rakhi huwi choti si paper clip aap ko yaad tha ke main ne glove box mein rakhi thi, aur mujhe to bilkool hi nahin yaad tha…. Aap ke dimaagh ko kissi museum mein rakhna padega baad mein, scientist ko research karna chahiye ke kia speciality hai aap ke memory mein hihihihi…… Aap ek baar ek aadmi ko dekh le to kabhi nahin bhoolte zindagi bhar nah bhai?”

Vicky ne jawab diya ke, “jab main cheezon ko nahin bhoolta to aadmi ka shakal to agle 100 saal tak bhi nahin bhulunga baby muuuuah” ussne Sanjana ke gaal par ek chumban diya aur donon ghar ke andar chale gaye.

Baahar weh paanch kissi tarah gate ke andar gaye aur phir ghar ke khirki ke aas paas ghumne lage. Andar jhank rahe the aur bahot kuch nazar araha tha….

Donon bhai behen lounge mein couch par baith gaye thake haare aur unn pancho ko sab dikh rahe the…weh sab iss intezaar mein the ke ab kuch hoga donon ke beech aur weh log dekhne aur film utaarne ke baad andar ghusenge keise bhi karke.

Vicky aur Sanjana couch par baith kar baatein kar rahe the aur Sanjana ne apne shaadi ke baad ghar ko chorrne ki baat kiya aur usski enkhen nam huwi bhai se juda hone ki baat ko lekar to Vicky ne Sanjana ko gale se lagaya zor se aur Sanjana ne bhi apne bahon ko bhai ke kaandhon par karke ussko apne seene se zor se jakra. Aur unn pancho ko laga ke ab sex hoga donon ke beech. Un 5 mein se koyi ziada excite ho raha tha aur Sanjana ko chodne ka uss ka bada mann tha aur andar ghussne ke liye utaavla ho raha tha….. Pancho ne andar jaaane ka raasta dhunda to bahot asaani se ek khirki khuli huwi dikha gayi lounge ke ek taraf.

Kuch der baad Sanjana apne kamre mein gayi aur Vicky coffee banane gaya kitchen mein. Thik ussi waqt pancho log ghar ke andar daakhil huwe khirki se aur sab ke sab Sanjana ke kamre ke taraf badhe…..

To be continued……………………..

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Rathod ne bolna shuru kiya aur Khan ussi reth par baitha doobti suraj ki dheemi roshni mein Rathod ke chehre par apne nazron ko jamaaye sunta jaa raha tha.

“Jiss waqt hum logon ne Vicky ko hawalaat mein band kiya to woh kiss haalat mein tha tum ko to yaad hi hoga na yaar? Keise woh ek adhmara insaan ki tarah tha. Ek pal ke liye to ussko goli maar dene ka mann kar raha tha mera jiss waqt usske ghar mein hum ne ussko geraftaar kiya tha…. Magar tum wahan the aur baaki sab police ke members mawjood the, aur police wale photos as evidence of crime le rahe the…. To main ne keise bhi karke apne aap ko sambhala tha uss waqt. Han Hawalaat mein ussko lock main ne apne hathon se kiya tha, yaad hai nah? Jab tum ne ussko interogate kiya tha to ek lavz bhi nahin kaha thaa usssne yeh bhi yaad hoga tumko. Jab Raghuveer ne bhi sawaal kiye uss se tab bhi ussne ek lavz bhi nahin bola tha. Woh kissi tarah ke soch mein dooba ya ek shock se guzra jeisa lag raha tha, yaad hai ke nahin Khan?”

Khan ne kaha, “Han tum bolte jao main sun raha hoon.”

Rathod ne continue kiya,

“Uss waqt main Sanjanah ki laash ke paas jana chahta tha ussko dekhna chahta tha magar tum gaye the, mujhe station mein chorr kar tum gaye the postmortem ke report ke liye hospital… mujhe wahin rehna pada tha. Tab main ne Vicky se baat kiya tha akele mein. Main uss waqt police station ka in charge tha aur raat ka waqt tha to koyi bhi nahin the andar 2 hawaldaar ke ilawa aur main ne unn ko baahar chawkidaari ke liye bhej kar Lock up ke andar ghuss kar Vicky se baat kiya tha. Main ne socha tha ke uss ne kissi se baat nahin kiya to mujhko bhi koyi jawaab nahin dega. Magar uss ne bola tha Khan uss ne bola aur chilla kar bola. Uss ne kaha ke uss ne kuch nahin kiya, uss ne apni mari huwi behen ki laash ki saugand khaayi aur mujhse kaha ke uss ne kuch nahin kiya aur ussko ussi waqt bhaagne dene ke liye kaha. Hum donon ek dusre ko bahon mein jakre ro rahe the Sanjanah ke bare mein baat karte huwe. Woh bahot dukhi tha halaan ke woh eisa insaan tha jo har tarah ke complicated situation ko bahot araam se face karta tha magar uss waqt kuch disturbed lag raha tha magar usss ka dimaagh kaam kar raha tha woh kia soch raha tha yeh pata nahin bus uss ne itna kaha ke ussko baahar nikalne diya jae woh kaam tamaam karke wapas andar ajaega….

Tumko pata nahin magar Vicky ka memory ek ajeeb wala hai. Kuch log kabhi bhi kuch bhi nahin bhoolte. Vicky ka veisa memory hai. Woh ek baar kissi ko dekh le to 50 saal baad bhi ussko nahin bhoolta. Kissi bhi choti choti details ko woh hamesha yaad rakhne walon mein se hai. Tum usske company ke logon se pata laga sakte ho ke woh ek miracle kisam ka dimaagh rakhta hai. Ek baar mujhe yaad hai Sajana ki ek favourite pink colour ki paper clip kho gayi thi aur woh ussko ghar mein charon taraf dhund rahi thi. Main sanjaana ki madad kar raha tha usski paper clip dhundne ke liye. Vicky ghar par nahin tha. To Sanjana ne Vicky ko office mein phone karke poocha ke kia ussne usske paper clip ko dekha hai kahin…. Aur Vicky ne ek second mein jawab diya ke ek mahine pehle Sanjana ne uss paper clip ko car ki glove box mein rakhi thi. Utni chothi si cheez ka pata aur yaad rehta hai Vicky ko, ek suy bhi agar kissi ne usske saamne kahin rakha ho aur ek saal baad ussko dhunde to Vicky ko yaad rehta hai ke woh kaha rakha gaya tha…yeh usski memory ka kamaal hai… woh kabhi nahin bhoolta… to kia yaad hai ussko kia jaanta hai woh yeh to nahin bataya ussne magar mujhse kaha ke asli mujrim ko woh hamare saamne laega. Ussne kaha ke woh nahin chahta ke police uss mujrim ko pakre, woh chahta hai ke woh khud ussko hamare hawale kare… ussne mujhko promise kiya ke woh mera maan rakhega aur uss mujrim ko mere havale karega….

Tumko pata hai Khan uss din usska Birthday tha aur main ne din mein ussko wish kiya tha, uss sham ko mera duty tha issi liye main ne din mein ussko milkar wish kar diya tha aur Sanjana ne kaha tha ke sham ko woh Vicky ko apne saath kisssi restaurant jaegi jahan Vicky ke honour mein ussne surprise party organize kiya huwa tha. Sanjana ne mujhe uss restaurant se phone bhi kiya tha party ke waqt aur main ne unn donon se baat bhi kiya tha police station se ussi raat ko takriban 8 baje. Bahot khush the donon, magar party private thi, kissi bhi office ya relative ko nahin bulaya gaya tha Sanjana apne bhai ke saath akele rehna chahti thi kyun ke kaam ke masrufiyat ki wajah se Vicky bahot kum waqt rehta tha Sanjana ke saath….. Vicky ne bataya ke sab kuch bahot achanak ho gaya… ek pal mein sab kuch badal gaya, achanak jeise achanak ek gadi kisi chiz se takraati hai aur accident ho jata hai weise hi achanak ek pal mein kia se kia ho gaya…. Vicky yakeen nahin kar raha tha ke itna kuch ho gaya itni jaldi achanak……

To sab kuch jaanNe ke baad main ne Vicky ko faraar hone ke liye plan banaya. Ussne ussi waqt mujhse phone karne ke liye request kiya aur Mathur sahab ko phone karke kaha ke koyi vakeel nahin chahiye, aur kissi bhi company ki aadmi ko police station nahin ana chahiye….. woh apne ussi party wale dress mein tha aur uss ke paise vaghaira sab main ne ussko wapas kar diya tha court jane se pehle. Aur main ne Tony ko phone kar ke uss din court ke paas ane ke liye plan bana liya tha jiss din humko Vicky ko court lejana tha. Ussi Tony ne tumko phone karke bank robbery ka fake alert diya tha taake hum Vicky ko bhaga sake. Tumko yaad hoga jiss waqt Vicky ke saath tum court ke andar gaye the to main baahar nikal gaya tha, woh iss liye ke Tony se baat karun aur tayyaar rehne ke liye agah karun…. Aur jab tum baahar aaye the to main ne Tony ko bus ek miscall kiya tha jiss se woh samajh jaye ke ab tumko woh fake alert dena hai aur uss ne diya… jab tum chale gaye aur mere saath sirf do hawaldaar the, ek driver aur ek piche wale seat par, main ne phone karke Tony ko kaha tha ke kisss side par woh dusra hawaldaar baitha hai aur kiss taraf se Vickyy car se niklega taake usssko pata chale kahan par ussko motorcycle ko rokna hai aur Vikcy motorcycle tak pohonch sake…. Iss se pehle main ne Vicky ko bata diya tha ke jab motorcycle par se ek aadmi apne girlfriend ko utaar raha hoga ussi ke motorcycle par ussko bhaagna hoga…Aur jiss waqt main baat kar raha tha tony se, woh sab Vicky ko sunane ke liye tha, jiss sign board ke paas Tony ko aakar apne girl friend ko utaarne ko keh raha tha who 20 metres ke doori par tha hamari car se aur Vicky sun raha tha aur usss sign board ke taraf dekh raha tha aur main ne mudhkar pata kiya ke Vicky sab samajh raha hai ke nahin aur Vikcy ne mujhko sign kiya tha apne anguthe se…. bus usske baad Tony aaya , Vicky car se nikla aur jhoot mooth ke Tony ko dhaka diya, Tony ne girne kabahana kiya aur Vicky motorcycle par nikal gaaya… Aur Tony bhi wahan se ghayab hogaya ek taxi mein…. main sab dekh raha tha aur phone par baatein jaari rakhne ka bahana kar raha tha jab tak woh nikal na jae…… bus yeh huwa tha Khan…….”

Khan ne sab chup chaap suna aur ek ghusse se mili muskurahat ke saath khada huwa, aur doobte suraj ke aakhri kirnon ko dekhne ke baad mudhkar Rathod ko dekha aur poocha,

“Ab Vicky kahan hai Rathod?”

“Pata nahin yaar”

Rathod tujhe sab kuch pata hai, mujhe bata ke Vicky kahan hai iss waqt?”

“Nahin Khan mujhe nahin pata magar woh zinda zaroor hai isska yakeen hai mujhe.”

“Rathod as a police Inspector I am asking for the last time tell me where is Vicky at this moment?”

“Mera yakeen karo Khan I don’t know!”

“Main ne tumhare bayaan ko record kar liya hai Rathod yeh dekho” Khan ne apne upar wale jeb se voice recorder nikal kar Rathod ko batate huwe kaha.

“Aap jeise kaabil Police inspector se yehi umeed hai Sir”

“Kia Vicky ne tumse koyi contact nahin ki?

“No Sir. Not at all”

Khan apne matha peethte huwe Rathod se kaha,

“Kia yes Sir No Sir laga rakha hai? Do you understand what the hell of a situation you have put me in Rathod?” Ab main tumko salaakhon ke peeche dalunga aur mera promotion hoga aur tu dismiss….. Wah kia baat hai ek dost ne apne dost ko jail karwake apne rutbe ko buland kiya wah wah wah sab taliyan bajaenge aur main? Main kia karunga Rathod? Main chain se jee sakunga yeh sab karke? Mujhe kia Raghuveer samajh rakah hai tum ne?” yeh bahot zor se chillakar aur Rathod ko donon hathon se dhaka dete huwe Khan ne kaha tuti huwi awaaz mein!

Rathod apne enkhon ko ponchte huwe sar khuka liya. Aur Khan ne kaha,

“Ab Jo main kahun tumko karna hoga thik hai? Chalo mere saath”

Yeh kehkar Khan police principal medical officer ke office mein gaya aur uss doctor se kuch baatein ki, woh Khan ka bahot achah dost tha. Ussne ek envelope diya Khan ko aur Khan wahan se apne office mein gaya Rathod ke saath. Phir Khan apne office mein apne seat par baithkar order kiya,

“Sub inspector Rathod report to my office immediately.”

Rathod, Khan ke office mein andar gaye aur Khan ke desk ke samne khada hokar salute kiya Khan ko.

Khan ne Rathod ko woh envelope dete huwe kaha, iss par amal karo abhi aur issi waqt se! As from immediate effect!”

Rathod ne envelope khol kar padha aur phir salute karte huwe roni shakal aur tute awaaz mein kaha, “Yes Sir!”

Tab Khan ne uss se kaha, “Easy! Tum bimaar ho eisa Police doctor ne certify kiya hai aur 25 din ka sick leaves diya hai tumko. 25 dinon tak tum kaam par nahin awoge aur mujhko aur sirf muhhko contact karoge agar Vicky ne tumko contact kiya to! Samjhe tum? Aur agar tum ne mujhse kuch bhi chupane ki koshish kiya to main bhool jaunga ke tum mera dost ho aur iss baar salaakhon ke piche hoge tum is that clear to you Rathod?”

Rathod ko bahot afsos tha ke ussko case se hatta raha tha Khan, aur usska shukra guzaar bhi tha ke Khan ne sab kuch rafa dafa kiya varna ussko to salakhon ke piche hi hona tha. Khan ne apne dost Police doctor se keh kar nakli medical certificate banwaya Rathod ke liye taake woh iss case mein involved na rahe aur Khan khud chaan bin jaari rakhe. Khan ne ek taraf se dosti bhi nibhaayi aur Police force mein ek officer ko apne kaam mein ghalat tarike se aguey badhne ke liye bhi roka.

Acp Raghuveer ko jab khabar mila ke Rathod sick leave par chala gaaya to ussko taajub huwa aur Khan se baat kiya ke ab ussko kissi aur sub inspector diya jaega case ki follow up ke liye. Magar Khan ne inkaar karte huwe kaha ke woh akela case ko solve karega baaki police constable ke saath milkar. Raghuveer ne shaitani hannsi se Khan ka mazaak udate huwe baaat ko khatam kiya.

Agle update mein hum Vikram joshi ki zindagi ke bare mein sab kuch jaanenge. Aur aap sab ko yeh pata chal jaega ke kiss aarop mein police ne ussko giraftaar kiya tha aur kia kia charges laga hai uss ke upar. Phir bhi shayad kuch batein gupt rahenge…..

To be continued…..

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