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demon-blood-youths · 5 months

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The Misadventures of the Phoenix and Chimera Sorcerer. Part 7 - A Blind Date

Hi everyone. This is part 7. This is for my rper parnter; @the-silver-peahen-residence.

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Part 4

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Part 6

----- Summary -----

Megumi and Daichi received a mission to exorcise a curse at a host club in Shinjuku with Yuji and Nobara. But their plan will be taken for a crazy turn as Megumi had to endure a great trail involving Daichi's plan. How will this turn out?

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I'm going to kill him.

Yeah, I'm going to kill him this time.

Megumi thought as he is sitting on the dress all dressed for an occasion. Rather...for the mission. This time, he is really going to kill Daichi for this. And most likely Yuji and Nobara. Never did he think of the dumbest plan in his life in his sorcerer life. It can't be real.

This all started when they had a mission in Shinjuku.

----- Hours earlier -----

"Hold on...a host club?" Yuji blinked. Gojo-sensei nods his head, "Indeed, Itadori. There are unexplained injuries surrounding a host club in Shinjuku and now a person is critically injured. This host club has no connections to a gang or anything criminal-related. All they can mention is a monster scaring them and away from it. If it continues, it will spread and will harm people in the red-light district.

Good news....the host club is shut down temporarily under the 'notice' of repairs. By notice, it means it's time to exorcise the curse.

"So we just go in and find the curse to exorcise?" Yuji asked.

"Yes but there's a problem." Gojo stated.

"A problem?" Megumi asked.

"The curse is hard to find, you see." Gojo sighed.

"Oh! Then we can track it down with Taz's technique." Daichi said.

"I rather not. Even with Taz's nose, this curse is pretty elusive. " Gojo-sensei sighed. "Besides...If we did, we have to explain to her what a host club is. We need to keep our little Taz pure from the dark side of adults!" Gojo pouted.

"I agree with that, Gojo-sensei!" Yuji exclaimed nodding his head. Besides..how are they going to explain what a host club is to her?! Including the red district of Tokyo, Shinjuku. Taz would be curious and would have tons of questions. Good thing, Taz will be here with Yuria and Miko, teaching them instead going of with them.

"Oh come on, a host club isn't that bad. I mean...." Daichi begins. "It's just bottle service!"

"No way! My little sis will not learn about host clubs!" Yuji pokes a finger at Kisho's chest with a frown comedically. "She's too young for that, Kisho!" He exclaimed.

"Yeah! Taz is too young to learn about that! Also, how do you know what a host club is?! A host club is more than that!" Nobara chided him. Daichi had his hands up, giving up, "Okay, Fine! Sorry!"

Megumi sighs, shaking his head. He looks at Gojo. "So when do we start?"

"Tonight!!" Gojo said happily.

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After arriving in Shinjuku, the team found the host club named Lovely Dovely but before they entered. Daichi stops them. "Hold on! We need to gather information about the curse."

"Huh? Why?" Nobara asked. Yuji and Megumi wanted to know the reason.

"Didn't Gojo-sensei say that the curse is hard to find and it's elusive?" He asked. "The curse might avoid us if we go inside like this."

"Yeah but what can we ask the people around here? Most are non-sorcerers and have no idea what we're talking about." Nobara points out.

"Agreed. Plus we got the file on it." Megumi said. Daichi shakes his head, "True but a host club shuts down for repairs...people are going to find out and talk you know, especially in a place like this. I say we do some information gathering about the host club or anything that's happened. We might get something."

"But we can't waste time, Daichi." Megumi crossed his arms. "I know, I know. But we might give it a try at least. Maybe a curse has a history and we might find a way to deal with it."

Megumi thinks hard. True. Curses come from negative emotions so it must be something that a curse emerged from something like this. "Okay. But 5 minutes." He said.

"Right!" Daichi said.

"I can help out!" Yuji said. Nobara shrugs. Megumi would wait here for time just in case if he sees something. After five minutes up, the three meet back here and discuss what they heard and talk to.

"Okay! So from our investigation, I have an educated guess."

"A guess?" Nobara asked. Daichi nods. "Yes! This curse must be female or an angry customer."

"Huh. Okay, an angry customer makes sense" Yuji asked. "But why female?

"Think about it. It is only harming the employees, right?" Daichi asked to which Yuji and Nobara nodded while Megumi raised a brow at this, "I talked to people around about it and they told me. So it makes sense it's female or just a jealous boyfriend. Either of the two." Daichi said. "So I went to a hostess club and asked about the Lovely Dovely from a block down. A compeitior."

"So what did they said?" Nobara asked, now curious.

"Well there is one time where a woman walk out crying out of a host club a long time ago. They said it was months back. I heard the woman gave gifts to a guy who thought loved her but you know. The guy working there wants the tips and got greedy."

"That's cold. I can see why a curse emerged from this place" Yuji said. Nobara sighed, shaking her head, "You never get too attached to the people working in these places. Host and hostess clubs are like the modern geisha!"

Then Noabra thinks, "Speaking of which, I talked to the girls and they told me the same thing. I heard she got her heart broken. And there's another girl whose life savings was to get a boyfriend." She said.

"Yeah. Some people say the customer got angry and jumped." Yuji frowns. "They think the place is cursed because the woman cursed them to get revenge on one of the hosts. Heard he got fired though."

Daichi nods. "And I check to see what kind of men does the curse go after. If we know, then we might try to set up a bait."

"So we figure out who would be the next target then we can find the curse and hunt it down!" Yuji said. Daichi nods. "Right."

"But. We can't get civilians caught in the crossfire." Said Megumi. "The last thing we need is a curse putting another person in hospital or worse." He said.

"And that's why one of us should become the bait."

Wait what? The three blinked.

"Think about it, the curse has no idea that she is walking into a trap so we have to take advantage of our looks! If we do that, then the curse will be exorcised."

"Oh! So you guys become the hosts?" Nobara said now understanding the plan, "But who's going to be the host or all of you?! Nobara asked. Daichi snaps his fingers with a finger. "That's the plan! I came up with and to make sure we got this plan in the bag. Let's look for the description of our victims and see if this works!" He pulls out a notepad to which Yuji and Nobara look over his shoulders, looking at his notes.

"Okay so...tall...." Yuji said.

"Dark," Nobara said. "And handsome."

"Has pretty eyes," Yuji said.

"And mysterious..." Nobara said, nodding her head. All of them are nodding their eyes. "Okay...so who got all that." Then the three blink and look at Megumi, slowly realizing something.

"What?"

"Megumi! You will become the host of the club." Daichi points with a smile.

"What?" Megumi narrowed his eyes. Nobara and Yuji became silent.

"You check everything off on this list! Tall, dark, handsome, mysterious, and not to mention your great emerald eyes." Daichi counts off his fingers, "Your glorious appearance can mesmerize any woman into hanging out with you and pay for you! You're the perfect guy! And no way the curse will ignore you if you become the host. It's perfect!"

Noabra and Yuji go 'uhhh....' while Sukuna inside Yuji, now cracking up.

"I don't think that's..." Yuji begins but Megumi cuts him off.

"So....let me straight. You want me to become a host to lure the curse out of hiding based on that investigation?" Megumi said, scowling even more.

"Uh-huh!" Daichi nods. "Great plan, right?!" He grins.

Nobara and Yuji are now sweatdropping. They can feel the anger from Megumi right now. They can see his eye twitching.

Then Megumi nods with a small smile, scaring Nobara and Yuji now. "Sure it is...want to know what I think of that?" He asked. He bonks Daichi on the head with a scowl. "OW!" Daichi yelled.

"What kind of DUMB plan is that?! What the hell, Daichi?!" Megumi makes Daichi cry out, "It's a good plan! Remember when we fought that curse that took the girl-" He receives a slap upside the head.

"We are not MENTIONING that again!" Megumi yelled. "ARE YOU CRAZY?! WHAT IS WRONG WTIH YOU?!"

"But the plan! It worked didn't it?!" Daichi said.

"Every time you plan something, it gets worse and worse! You want me to become a HOST because of your so-called 'educated' guess! To me, it sounds like a dumb guess that you come up on the fly! What makes you think I would agree to it?!"

"Because.....because....it's the best plan?!" Daichi smiles nervously and this Megumi narrows his eyes into silts now. Already, they can feel the anger coming from the shadow sorcerer. Nobara and Yuji take several steps back.

"Think about it, Fushiguro. This curse chooses its victims based on their appearances and has a history with this host club from what we got from the streets." Daichi tries to convince Megumi to see his logic. "Soon...they're going to go over to other clubs to find the next target on similar appearances even if Lovely Dovely gets shut down!"

Megumi grumbled but raised his eyelids a bit. Yuji and Nobara thought Daichi is getting to through him. However...Daichi's next words invalidate his entire logical explanation.

"Besides you're host material! Every girl's dream and fantasy!" Daichi gives his best smile. Nobara and Yuji just choked. Of course, they tried their best not to laugh because they could see Megumi is fuming.

Megumi snapped as he had that wide smile on his face.

"Yeah...he is so dead." Nobara whispered.

"Yep," Yuji said as Eito is on his shoulder giving a worried chirp.

Megumi can't help but laugh loudly this time, it sounds disturbing. To which Yuji and Nobara yell, "Daichi...RUN!!"

And Daichi did for dear life as he was being chased down by an angry Megumi, leaving Yuji, Nobara, and Eito sweatdropped while Sukuna was laughing his ass off. There were screams, shouting, and cursing in the alleys of Shinjuku. But soon, Daichi managed to convince Megumi to try out this plan. However, if it fails, Megumi promises him dearly that he's dead. So the stakes are high for this mission.

"Okay. To get started, we need clothes." Daichi stated. "Nobara. You know the best clothes, right?"

"Huh? I think so but what do I get in return?" Nobara asked with her arms crossed because she didn't want to deal with a grumbling Megumi and wasn't sure if the plan could work.

"I run into a host club down the street and they have trouble in coming in because of the curse. They said that they would give us money and free food if we solve it. Plus, they know the hostess clubs where they can give you the best clothes for a discount and for free." Daichi tells Nobara giving his credit card to her.

That was enough to convince Nobara Kugasaki when he said clothes. The young woman gives him a thumbs up and a grin, "Leave it to me!"

"Yuji! I need your help in dressing Megumi."

"Right!" Yuji nods. Megumi is now annoyed. "Aren't you two too happy about this?!" He questioned his classmates.

"But freebies, Fushiguro!!" Nobara and Yuji said in unison with a pout. Megumi made a face hearing that. Later on, thanks to Nobara's skill as a fashionista and Yuji's help in aiding Megumi to change clothes in a nearby clothing store. Nobara wiped some sweat from her brow as she saw her work. Yuji clasped his hands together seeing Nobara's work. "Wow! Nobara, you made Megumi really good."

Megumi twitched an eye. He wore in a dark blue suit, with a blue flower on his breast pocket and white pants. Underneath his dark suit is white. His hair is brushed, with bangs covering on one side while he still has spiky hair on another side and back.

"I think I did a good job, haven't I?" Nobara asked. Daichi and Yuji nodded as they clapped, "Yep, yep. You did!" Then a mouth forms on Yuji's cheek, "I must say you really look good, Fushiguro Megumi. No doubt, you make the women swoon for you and spend money on you for their time." Said Sukuna with a gleeful smile.

"See?! Even Sukuna thinks you're beautiful!" Daichi smiled. Then Daichi's collar is grabbed and pulled forward by a fuming scary Megumi.

"Remind me to beat you after this," Megumi said, glaring down at a scared Daichi. "You better hope your plan works for your sake, Kisho." He said his real name. Daichi is now sweating bullets and is shaking in his boots.

"Of course, it will work! Trust me!" Daichi laughed with his hands waving, assuring him. Nobara paid for the clothes on Daichi's credit card at the register. With that, Megumi lets go of him and walks on ahead to go back to Lovley Dovely host club.

And the group went back to the host club. The first thing to do is open it up and have Megumi sit in the lounge and wait for the curse to show up.

And that's how Megumi got in this situation, waiting for who knows how long.

I'm going to kill him.

Yeah, I'm going to kill him this time.

Megumi thought, gritting his teeth while sitting on the booth in the lounge, waiting for this curse to show up.

In the other room, the trio looks through the window door.

"Daichi, I don't think the curse is going to show up," Yuji said.

"It will." A few minutes passed. Eito chirps quietly.

"Are you sure that Megumi is the curse's type?" Nobara asked, looking at Daichi. "Yes, the list of victims that the curse attacked the people I talked to told me to have the same hair and build. I even have the host photos on their billboard and the customers and their competition point out which ones got attacked." He shows the photos to them. Yuji and Nobara went 'Oh' and went, "Yeah, yeah, now we see." All of the victims are dark, handsome, and attractive. Megumi is the perfect candidate.

"How exactly did you get them to talk to you?" Nobara asked.

"I told them that we're private investigators." Said Daichi. "It worked really well."

"That makes sense." Yuji said then looked at Megumi who is now tapping on his foot with his arms crossed. "Hope your plan works, Daichi. Because you know.....Megumi is going to let you have it this time." Yuji warns he could see Daichi sweat hearing that.

'And I can't wait to see what sort of punishment he will give out.' Sukuna said in Yuji's mind. Yuji sighs. Then the lights flickered. Everyone became tense. Megumi is now guard as the lights continue to flick. It suddenly went out making the place fall into silence. There is no sound or anything. Even from the outside. Then the light came back on followed by a sound of a bell. A woman has come in. A pretty modest woman. She had brown hair, a cute smile, and wearing modest clothes.

"Hm?" The woman blinked.

Huh? Daichi, Yuji and Nobara watched. Could it be the curse?

"Oh my! You must be the only one here! Is this place closed?" Asked the woman.

What should he do?

"I guess..." Megumi said. "Place is slow today."

"Good job, Fushiguro." Daichi whispered.

"We might close soon." Megumi sighed. Daichi blinked. Wait...what?! No! Don't say that! He thought as Eito chirps, making the flame sorcerer blink.

"Awww...but can you at least make a woman happy. At least listen to my troubles." Asked the woman. Megumi had to look at his friends especially Daichi who gives him the thumbs up. Damnit.

"Yeah sure. What can I do?" He asked. So the woman talked with him, talk about her job, her daily life and other mundane things.

"Jeez...Fushiguro at least like you're interested! He needs to go to class on customer service or how to make a woman happy at least!" Nobara sighed.

"But the plan is working, that's all it matter!" Daichi said.

"Looks like the lady is convinced that Megumi is a host. Man...you're not kidding when you said he's host material." Said Yuji making Daichi chuckle. "Am I ever wrong?" He chuckled.

"A few times." Nobara commented which made Daichi offended.

"Anyway...I come bearing gifts."

"Gifts?" Megumi blinked. The woman nodded happily, "Yes!" She brings out her bag to give a gift to him. "Here!" Daichi, Yuji, and Noabra are watching. This is too sudden.

"Sorry. I can't accept it." Said Megumi with his hand raised. "I'm just doing my job."

"Your job?" The woman blinked.

"Yes, I'm just a host who listened to women and served them, I can't take your gift," Megumi said, trying to be professional. Yeah, he's really going to kill Daichi for this.

"Oh...is that so...." The woman muttered. "Does that mean you do not love me?"

"Like I said...it's just a job." Megumi sighed.

She bit her lip then Megumi blinked to see that her bottom lip began to bleed. "Ma'am?"

"Is that so? Is that so? Is that so?!" The woman's tone shifted to raspy voice.

"!" Megumi looked at the woman as she began to transform. Hair begins to extend and her height grows as her body becomes slim. Her mouth went wider with sharp teeth. "YOU DON'T WANT MY GIFT BECAUSE YOU'RE SICK OF ME?! YOU BROKE MY HEART! YOU CARE ABOUT MONEY, YOU GREEDY SCUM BASTARD!" She lunges at Megumi with her sharp fingers. Megumi cursed and formed a shadow puppet.

A long tongue wrapped around his waist and took him as the curse missed. Slashing the couch in half. The curse hisses and looks towards the boys.

"DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME!!" The curse roared.

Thanks to his shikigami frog, Megumi is safe and now in battle stance.

"Megumi!" Daichi went over to his side along with Yuji and Nobara. Looks like Daichi's plan did work, much to Megumi's disgruntlement.. It brought forth the curse now. Now it won't stop till she gets revenge.

"Alright...time to do this." Daichi fires off a fireball but the curse evades and is now on the ceiling. She shrieks as it runs over to them from the ceiling. Nobara launched some nails at the curse and all the nails missed because she jumped. Noabara yells, "Hairpin!" The cursed energy from nails strikes the curse's leg.

She shrieked loudly and got angrier. Yuji jumps and goes to deliver a punch downwards, the curse hisses, using its strands of hair to capture Yuji. Daichi helps out by having Eito grab his hoodie with his beak and pull him away from her.

"Thanks, Eito!" Yuji said as he was put down. Eito chirps happily.

"Jeez...what grade is this curse? A grade 2?" Nobara said. The curse's hair is moving like tentacles. She is clawing against the wall with her sharp claws. Her white-out eyes are glaring at the group.

"Hair extension, sharp claws, and speed. This one is tricky." Daichi said. Megumi scoffs and forms a dog with his hand, "Totality." He had Totality go up against the curse. The curse has the agility of a cat and is now at the corner, going to strike her long hair at everyone. The curse and Totality go at each other but the curse's hair slams against the columns and hits the bar. Glass bottles of alcohol are smashed and liquid is spilled everywhere. The room has the smell of sake and other kinds of alcohol. The hair is now covering the room as the curse is getting angrier and angrier. Everyone is trying to avoid the strands as they get on the tables. The hair is growing, wrapping everything around the soon. Soon, they will trap the sorcerers and it's getting difficult.

"Man...this is like the Ju-On: The Grudge!" Daichi uttered. Now the curse has them trapped and it's hard to because right now. He can see Totality trapped as well. Megumi released him back into the shadows so it won't get destroyed.

"Daichi! Can you set it ablaze?!" Megumi said.

"I can..but if I do that. The fire will spread and might cause a problem due to the alcohol being spilled everywhere.." Daichi said. Shit, he should of plan this better.

"Well...we need something or else we get wrapped up!" Nobara said. It's hard to slam a nail at the hair because it will be stopped by the hair. She doesn't have time to use her Straw Doll technique on this. One wrong move and she is out of the fight. Yuji is hanging off the ceiling as the hair is getting close to him. Daichi tries to think.

"I think I have one. But it's a gamble!" He said. The three heard this and Megumi says. "If it's going to work. Do it!"

"Got it. And also I'm sorry!" Daichi went over to Megumi, grabbing his jacket. "Wait...what are you doing?!"

"Trust me on this!" Daichi yelled.

The curse hisses, "L-LOVE`" But Daichi calls over its attention.

"Not so fast, spirit!" Daichi said as the curse was now growling. He went Megumi side and quickly unbuttoned his shirt and rips his suit off. "Feast your eyes on this!" He said, showing Megumi's bare chest to her. Megumi widens his green eyes.

Everyone's jaw drops. Sukuna went wide-eyed seeing this. Including the curse, they see the curse stand still, and right away, blood drips from its nose with her wide eyes.

Did it have a nosebleed?! Noabra stared. But soon, the hair growth stops. "That's right! Look at him, he is the definition of your fantasy! A dark hero!" Daichi presented.

"Haaaaaaaa....so handsome~" The curse went as it looked stunned and dazed by Megumi's chest. There were some abs. Yuji would have sworn there are heart eyes.

"Nobara! Yuji!" Daichi said.

"Right!" Nobara throws her nails up in the air and hits them with her hammer. All of them strike the curse true, making her scream. Yuji punches the curse right with a Black Flash, purple blood spills onto the floor and the curse is now distinguished. The hair disintegrates. The room went back to normal. Only the bar is wrecked.

"Wow. That was a close one!" Yuji said.

"You tell me." Nobara said. "Can't believe your plan worked, Daichi."

"I know, right?" Daichi chuckled, getting the praise. "You see. I told my plans weren't bad right? You know what that means?"

"Yeah! Freebies!" Nobara and Yuji said with their fists pumped up in the air. They were laughing and happy.

"Once we tell the host club down the street about it, they will be very happy. I heard they sell milkshakes that are to die for! I can't believe that they sell them! And..." Then Daichi heard their laughter cease and saw their faces become pale. with their lips trembling "Uh...guys, you're okay?"

"Uh...Daichi." Yuji points and so did Nobara, "Behind you...." The duo are making panic faces as they jerk their fingers to get Daichi to turn around.

Then flame sorcerer felt some intense cursed energy behind them. He slowly looks to Megumi whose face darkened with his eyes closed and arms crossed. His jacket is unbuttoned and his chest is now bare. His hair returned to its usual look. Daichi is on his knees, cowering with his hands pressed together.

"Grrrr...." Megumi looks at Daichi with green eyes glowing now with his teeth gritting. Daichi laughs nervously,

"UH.....hahahahahahaha....sorry about that? Hey! I told you the plan worked, right?! Why so serious? You can't kill me if you said the plan works." Daichi laughed as Nobara and Yuji were sweating now. But that wasn't the problem. It's how Daichi distracted the curse that is the problem.

Slowly, Megumi uncrossed his arms and raised his hands together, to make a shadow puppet.

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On the streets of Shinjuku, a door was kicked down as Daichi got out of the host club fast and ran down the street as fast as he could. Soon a horde of white bunnies emerged and ran after him.

"DAICHIIIIIIIIII!"

Megumi got out of the building and is now pissed off. "YOU SON OF- GET YOUR SORRY ASS BACK HERE!" He yelled, chasing after him. Leaving a stunned Nobara and Yuji inside. Yuji had Eito in his arms.

"Uhhh...should we?" Yuji begins.

"Nah. Let's call Gojo-sensei that the mission is completed." Nobara texted him on her phone and they could hear Daichi's cries and Megumi's evil laughter. At this point, Nobara is now getting used to this while Yuji sighs. The pink-haired teen can hear Sukuna laughing non-stop. Full belly laughs.

'This is entertainment!' Sukuna laughed. Yeah...once Gojo-sensei found out about this. He will be laughing too.

"I think I should write the report for their both of sakes." Yuji volunteered. They can still hear the screams and evil laughter.

"MEGUMI! I SAID I WAS SORRY!"

"FIRST YOU WANTED ME TO BECOME HOST AND NOW YOU GO AND DO THIS! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"I SAID IT WAS A GAMBLE AND IT WORKED! THE CURSE LIKES YOU EVEN IF IT IS MAD!!'

"YOU'RE SO DEAD! SO FUCKING DEAD!'

'I can't wait to tell the princess about this! She would be delighted!' Sukuna said in his head.

'Right. Just don't tell Taz about host clubs.' Yuji told.

'Got it. But I can't promise anything if the pup asks my princess..' Sukuna said.

"Let's hope the clothes that we buy aren't messed up," Nobara said. "But on the bright side, let's hope Daichi holds up his promise of getting us milkshakes!"

"If he can survive...." Yuji sweatdropped. Another mission accomplishment. He wonders what the next mission brings.

To be continued...

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demon-blood-youths · 5 months

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The Misadventures of The Pheonix and The Shadow Chimera Sorcrers Part 3 - A Fated Rival || Drabble

Hi everyone! This is part 3 involving Megumi and Daichi for my firend ( @the-silver-peahen-residence ) If you haven't read previous parts, here they are.

Part 1

Part 2

------- Warning ---

Grammatical errors.

Hilarity.

Cursing.

Ridiculousness

Violence.

----- Summary -----

The Tokyo Jujutsu first-year gang is on a mission to deal with a curse user. Megumi and Daichi find out that the curse user is using one of Daichi's cursed charms to cause panic and chaos. Who is this curse user? What are their goals? Also would Megumi, Daichi and friends be able to stop it?

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The team was given a mission. The mission consists of Megumi, Yuji, Nobara, Taz, and Daichi. Gojo-sensei said it requires them to investigate since the town has problems. A curse is sighted by a fellow shaman. An ice golem that has cursed energy. Plus he heard that cursed objects are being used to stir up more trouble. Someone is using them. A curse user. It was photographed as it is sitting on top of the ice golem while carrying one of the cursed objects in hand.

The cursed object in question is Daichi's own cursed charms.

On their way to their location, the four noticed that Daichi was oddly quiet. Eito lets out a worried hoot as Daichi looks out the window.

"Um...." Taz doesn't know what to say. Daichi never looks so upset and serious. He only gets upset when his friends are in endanger like Eito and Miko for example. So seeing him like this. Daichi must of felt upset at him because someone use his cursed charms as a weapon.

"Daichi...don't get upset!" Taz said, cheering him up. Yuji nods, "Yeah! Nobody would know that the charms you made were used for bad stuff."

Though it's a matter of time. Sukuna scoff. Yuji frowns at him. Not helping, Sukuna.

"Thanks guys. But...um...still.." Daichi said.

"Daichi. If you feel that upset, then let's track down the curse user responsible." Megumi said. "I know you don't need to be told this but this is one of the main examples of why you can't use jujutsu sorcery carelessly." He tells him firmly.

"Fushigoro..." Yuji said as Taz looks sad.

"Jeez. No need to beat a dead horse, Megumi.." Nobara muttered.

"No. It's fine, guys. Megumi is right." Daichi said, "This is the worst thing I wish that it wouldn't happen. I made the charms to protect people not to hurt people. Seeing someone using them to hurt people...it made me feel so stupid and made me wish I shouldn't made them in the first place." He said. "That's why I want to go on this mission and confront the asshole who's doing this."

"It's my way of owning up at least." He said.

Hearing that Megumi sighed, "Then think about that on your mind."

"Alright, we're here!" Ichji stated.

After investigating the sightings, the curse user left cryptic messages in graffiti for them to find. Such as...

'The fire will never melt the frozen tundra.'

'I am the one who brings the everlasting winter!'

'Winter is coming.'

'The cold will never let you go not now and ever.'

'I am still here. I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE'

"Jeez....this guy likes to double down on this ice thing. He makes it obvious to everyone what his curse technique is." Nobara grumbled.

"He sounds scary." Taz said while being petted by Yuji.

"That's because he's confident that no one will stop him." Megumi sighed.

Not only that, they found that the curse user was terrorizing this town by destroying their rice crops, vandalizing their stores, freezing cars, and such.

Megumi sees Daichi rarely so angry before. As for the cursed charms, the curse user is using them to have them terrorize the locals and threaten them it by putting a curse on them.

"I won't let him get away with this. " Daichi vowed making everyone except Megumi nervous. Megumi knew this kind of thing made him angry.

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Along the way, they were attacked by ice golems. They were surrounding them but they were no match for Daichi's fire and Yuji's fists. Nobara helps but by piercing the weak points of the golems making them fall apart with her nails. Taz then found a scent of cursed energy. Wintergreen and salt. Taz tells the others that she found a scent and leads the way.

The first-year class found the culprit behind the attacks on the town. The ice curse user.

"Stop right there!" Megumi shouted at him.

"Guys. That's him." Taz said, tracking down the scent. Daichi glares at the man responsible for using his charms. He won't let this person get away with this. The curse user responsible looks at the group. This person looks about their age. Probably younger.

He has blue hair with white strands on it. He has a look. He has horns on top of his head, wearing a fur jacket cape, and wearing fingerless gloves. He has tight jeans and boots. "So you have found me...."

"That's right! We're here to stop you!" Yuji said. The gang looked ready to fight.

"Ha! You think you can defeat me, you mere mortals!" Said the man. "My power is beyond your comprehension!"

"What are you doing this?!" Taz asked, trying to find a reason for this.

"Why you ask?!" Said the man. "Because I'm here to challenge the strongest there it is! You all fall for it!"

The sorcerers stiffened. The group knew who this sorcerer was talking about. Gojo Saturo because he is the strongest sorcerer there is. So the town was bait.

"You're doing this so you can fight Gojo?" Megumi asked but the next words that came out of this teen's mouth were unexpected.

"Gojo?" The youth blinked at them. "I don't know any Gojo! I'm here to challenge the Dark Phoenix!" This got everyone blinked. Wait what?

"Wait...what?" Daichi blinked, wondering if he heard that right. The man points at him, Daichi. "You! I challenge you to a mortal combat, Daichi Pheon-X. You with the Flames of the Dark Phoenix against me with my Everlasting Winter of the Ice Kirin!"

Taz sees a cursed spirit behind the man. A floating seahorse?

"Uhhhhh....Daichi....do you know this guy?" Nobara asked. Everyone looks at him. Daichi shakes his head with his hands up, "No. Never! I had never seen him before! Not once in my life.!" He explained.

"Okay, so why does he want to fight you?" Yuji asked.

"Look! I'm just as confused as you guys are!" Daichi asked.

"So let's ask him." Taz said. Daichi nods, "Right." He clears his throat, "Why do you want to fight me?" He asked the curse user in question.

"Ha! It seems like you don't get it!" He snaps his fingers, "I'm your mortal archnemesis. My name is Rioto Kir-IN! I serve the Future Great Demon Lord Oda! I carry the great power that is Everlasting Winter of Dark Kirin! YOU AND YOUR ENTOURAGE SHALL REMEMBER THAT! My sole reason is bringing you in this despised town to fight you in a duel!" Rioto laughs evilly with his hands raised.

"Rioto Kirin? Kir-IN?" Daichi blinks. Wait....is that a mythological creature? A Kirin? Wait..so he did this just to bring him out here.?!

"But why?!"

"To see who is stronger, of course!" He points at Daichi, "I want to demonstrate my great power and malice from my frozen heart! I made use of your cursed charms to get your attention. My plan has finally paid off!" Rioto laughs evilly while standing on top of his ice golem while holding his hands in a rock-n-roll gesture. Devil horns.

Megumi begins to think what the purpose of this man, Rioto Kir-IN wanting to fight Daichi and the purpose of attacking this town. Revenge? Archnemisis. But then he sees the other strike poses as he laughs evilly and those weird clothes. Then it clicks.

Megumi twitched an eye. "You have got to be kidding me." He rubs his temple. "As if one isn't enough!" He groans, facepalmming.

"Huh?" The others look at Megumi while Rioto keeps on laughing. Yuji cocks his head, "What do you mean, Fushigoro?"

"Guys. Look at him. Who does he remind you of?" Megumi points at Rioto as he is laughing his head off. The sorcerers tilted their heads at Rioto. They tilted their head to the side and then to another slide. Soon it clicked as everyone but Daichi went 'Oooooohhhh....'

Nobara, Yuji and Taz understood.

"Yeah...I see it." Nobara said.

"Me too." Taz nods.

"Same!" Yuji nodded slowly. Sukuna and Kinie did too if not already.

"Guys! I don't get it! What do you guys see?" Daichi said, not understanding what's going on.

"Daichi, this guy is like you!" Nobara exclaimed.

"Like me???" Daichi blinked, confsued.

"Yeah...I mean...the poses and that laugh. Uhh..he's kinda like your evil twin." Yuji explained. Daichi looked incredulously. "Wait what?! Come on, I'm nothing like that guy! I mean..." Daichi looks at Rioto for one second before making a face.

"See?" Megumi points out.

Great. One delusion idiot isn't enough. Sukuna commented in Yuji's head. The pink-haired youth is confused which got the King of Curses groans. 'The dumb brat playing villain up there is the same as our birdbrain hero sorcerer, Daichi.'

Indeed. Kinie is in agreement. 'It's like seeing a dark half but more annoying.'

"Okay, so what now?" Yuji asked.

"If this keeps on going, the town is in big trouble!" Taz added. "What he's doing is bad!"

"I will fight him, that's what!" Daichi vowed, "If he wants me then I will fight-"

"No, we all fight him," Megumi corrects Daichi.

"But-"

"Look, Daichi. No, Kisho." He said his real name, "We're all in this together." Megumi tells him. "This mission is bigger than you even if you're the target. You don't need to take on this alone." Megumi tells him.

"Megumi..." Daichi said.

"Besides, we got your back," Megumi said it. Daichi...Kisho...widens his brown eyes at him. Got his back. He looks at his friends. Everyone nodded. Daichi is about to cry while Eito is chirping non-stop.

"FOOLS! I am only here to challenge Daichi Pheon-X! Daichi only! Not you peons!" Rioto overheard them as he said this angrily.

"Too bad." Megumi retorted which got Rioto really upset. "You think you get what you wanted because your plan worked."

"Guess you didn't expect us, didn't you?" Yuji said.

"Yeah...your ice golems isn't going to stop us!" Nobara said.

"We're going to bring you down!" Taz said. Rioto grits his teeth and tries to think. Then he had an idea.

"Fine!" Rioto smirks, "Then I make sure to blow all the houses up using the cursed charms!" This got everyone tense. Rioto sees their expression and grins, "That's right! My town is my hostage! You shouldn't know that!

"If you listen to my demands, I will spare the town! My only demand is Daichi Pheon-X! After all...those cursed charms of the Pheonix really serve as good explosions. I have the ability to blow them up if I want to! They're all over the town!" Rioto said. "So you still think you will refuse my demands!"

The Jujutsu sorcerers are now angry but Daichi steps forward. "It's fine, guys. Thanks. But like you said, Megumi. This mission is bigger than me. You guys need to find the cursed charms while I handle Rioto."

"Erm..." Megumi looks conflicted.

"It's okay, guys! I got this!" Daichi gives them their best.

"You heard him. Let's go!" Megumi said. For once, Daichi and Megumi aren't fighting and agree on something.

"I will stay here and watch the fight from here," Nobara said.

"Ha! Good to know that you listened to the words of me!" Rioto laughed. Daichi glares at him. "Watch, Rioto Kir-IN! I will bring you down. In the name of the Dark Phoenix, I will vanquish you."

"So cringe..." Megumi and Nobara thought.

So cool. Taz beamed, giggling.

Yuji had to admit, it's pretty cool even if it's cringing.

The battle started between the Kirin and the Phoenix.

---- Minutes later ----

They search the town all over for the cursed charms but they aren't here. All the cursed charms they found were already used. The only thing they can do is exorcise the curses along the way.

"I can't find them! It's like they aren't here!" Taz said with panic in her voice.

"Did we got tricked?!" Yuji asked.

"If it was, it's working!" Megumi gritted his teeth. Damn, that evil Chunibyo.

They came back as they heard a huge explosion where the fight between Daichi and Rioto was. They all came back and saw Daichi keeping up, firing fire arrows at Rioto's icy spears. Rioto is laughing as he summons a huge torrent of blizzard.

Daichi slams his two palms together, creating a fire torrent, both attacks cancel each other out. Rioto closes the distance as he summons an ice sword. Daichi quickly brings out his fire sword, Giant Demon Slayer. Yuji and Taz are in awe at the sight while Nobara is glued to the fight. All three were amazed by this.

Megumi is watching this. He never seen Daichi so focused and holding down his own.

"Alright! How about this! My familiars will not forgive even after they fall in battle." Rioto quickly summons his shikigami. They are made of snow, have three large-sized snowballs that make up the body, and have a carrot for a nose! Well..more like an icicle.

"Are those snowmen?" Taz asked.

"Wow! They are!" Yuji said.

'Huh..they don't look so scary." Said Nobara.

Rioto snaps as he hear their comments, "THEY'RE NOT SNOWMEN, THEY'RE SNOW SAMURAI, DAMN YOU!" He yelled at them comically. "THEY HAVE SWORDS! LOOK AT THEM!" Rioto stomps on his foot as the snowmen have ice katanas.

"Sure they are." Megumi made a face crossing his arms, not impressed by Rioto's shikigami.

"QUIET YOU PEON WITH AN URCHIN FOR A HAIR! AFTER I FINISHED WITH DAICHI, YOU'RE ALL NEXT!" Rioto shouted with a popped vein. Megumi twitched an eye and slowly went to make a gesture with his hands. Yuji stops him.

"Fushigoro! Megumi, Megumi! Don't get angry! Think happy thoughts! THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!" Yuji tried to calm him down.

"Yeah! Daichi is about to whoop him!" Nobara added. "HEY DAICHI! We WON'T FORGIVE YOU IF YOU LOST!" Nobara yelled at him. "YOU GOT THAT?!"

"YEAH DAICHI! YOU GOT THIS! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!" Yuji cheered for him.

"YES! GO DAICHI! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!" Taz cheered.

"HA! NO WORRIES! NOBARA, TAZ AND YUJI! I, DAICHI PHEONIX WILL PREVAIL!" Daichi grinned as Eito squawked with confidence.

"Don't encourage this!" Megumi yelled at Nobara and Yuji. Is he the only one taking this seriously!

"Sorry Fushigoro, can't help it! Watching this is like being at the movies!" Yuji said, looking excited.

Taz nods. "Yeah! Look how happy they are!"

"Yeah! Don't you want Daichi to win?!" Nobara asked.

Happy?! Megumi made a face. He looks at the fighters and they seem to be enjoying themselves as they fight each other.

Kinie pops up from her head in quoll form, "I tend to agree, this is very entertaining." Then Sukuna gives his two cents when he opens an eye and conjures a mouth on Yuji's cheek. "Yes! It's not every day to see sorcerers battle each other. It reminds me of the old days back when I was human."

"You guys..." Megumi made a deadpan face.

"My bet is on the birdbrain," Sukuna said.

"I betting on the ice kirin!" Kinie said.

Oh my god, Kinie and Sukuna are making bets now?!

"HEY YOU BIRDBRAIN BRAT! DON'T LOSE TO THAT ICE MORON OR ELSE I KILL YOU!"

How is that helping?! Megumi stared.

"Heh." Daichi quickly made his sword hotter as he went through the snowman shikigami with ease. The training pays off thanks to Jujutsu High. Rioto growls and goes to summon an ice sculpture. A horse with horns. It was charging towards Daichi.

Daichi summons a fireball and fires, blasting the ice sculpture. Rioto sneers and yells, "I WILL CURSE YOU WITH ULTRA DARK BLIZZARD!" He summons a blizzard towards Daichi. It was a snow avalanche. It topples over Daichi.

"Daichi!" Taz, Nobara and Yuji yelled.

But Daichi activates his triangular barrier. 'Dark Great Pheonix's Plumage!" It melts away all the snow. Megumi can't help but smile a bit as Daichi deactivates his barrier. This got Rioto twitching an eye but he smirked.

"Not bad! Then let's see how you handle my ice golem! This ice golem has hatred against the flames such as yours! It knows no bounds! It will not stop!" He summons his ice golem. A golem with icy horns. The golem slams its fists upon the ground and goes after Daichi. The flame sorcerer immediately evades the incoming punches. He went through the arms. "Flaming SLASH!"

He jumps into the air and fires off a huge fire arrow, blasting the golem into two. It falls down on Rioto.

"Ha! As the great Dark Phoenix inside me, I will never falter in the face of evil!" Daichi said as he keeps firing upon Rioto and his evil snow soldiers.

"HA?! Is that right?! Then let me show my ultimate power! Once I defeat you, I claim your party as mine!"

Party.

"Party?" Nobara frowns.

"I think he's talking about us." Yuji said.

"So if Daichi loses, we will join his party?" Taz asked.

"Ugh...." Megumi groaned. I swear to God. Should I call Gojo-sensei and end this? No. He would find this entertaining and join the peanut gallery. Still...I hope Daichi will win this.

The fight keeps on going between ice and fire. But it seems Daichi has the upper hand in this fight. If he hadn't enrolled at Jujutsu High, he would been beaten.

"Enough of this! It's time to get serious! I will summon my ultimate attack!" Rioto creates multiple ice shards in the air while his seahorse is flying around. He brings them down to which Daichi quickly swings his sword, unleashing the flames upwards.

"I LIED!" Rioto laughs and summons another ice golem, this time; a mythological creature. A kirin! He has him charging him. Daichi looks at the attack and unleashes his attack. "RED HAWK!" He said. He conjured a flaming bird, striking true through the icy kirin and at Rioto. An explosion and wind breezed everyone's clothes, and all the students held up their arms to protect themself from the snow.

Smoke fills the area before it clears.

Daichi is sitting on his butt, panting while Rioto laying there unconscious.

Daichi has won.

Eito goes to him followed by his other friends.

"You did it, Daichi!" Yuji smiled.

"Good job!" Nobara nodded.

"Yeah! You were amazing!" Taz said. Daichi smiles. "Thanks guys! Thank you for believing in me. That was a tough fight." He said after being help up by his friends. Megumi gives him a nod, "Good job."

"Thanks Fushigoro!" Daichi grins making Megumi look to the side with a hmph.

"FOOLS!" Everyone turned to Rioto as he is still standing having slight burns. "Daichi Pheon-X! You may have defeated me but you didn't win the war! I, Rioto Kir-IN! I still have the power of Winter and Kiri-In at my side! I will come back to take my revenge!"

As Rioto continues to talk, he goes to summon an ice golem and then something tackles him to the ground. A huge wolf. Rioto yelps, "What the hell?! Someone get this overgrown dog off me!" He yelled.

Totality growls and picks him up by the scruff of his fangs, tossing him onto the ground at someone's feet. Rioto looks up to see Megumi looking down at him. Rioto doesn't like this so he stands up.

"Huh? Who are you? I am talking to Daichi Pheon-X-"

A smack is heard, echoing throughout the mountains. The Jujutsu Sorcerers were in shock as Rioto was made silent by Megumi's hand. A handprint is there on his cheek. Rioto widens his blue eyes and grits his teeth, holding his cheek. He looks at Megumi in disbelief. "How dare you?! Do you have any idea who I am--"

Another smack.

"What the hell?! I haven't finished my sentence, you bastar-"

Followed by another smack, this time backhand. Then Rioto's collar is grabbed by Megumi who proceeds to smack him more.

"OW! What the hell is wrong with you?!"

Smack.

"DAMN YOU! I AM RIOTO KIR-IN-"

Smack.

"I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS!"

Smack.

"KNOCK IT OFF-"

Smack!

"STOP IT! PLEASE!"

Daichi, Yuji, Nobara, and Taz stared in shock and fear watching Megumi smacking the shit out of Rioto. Sukuna whistled while Kinie blows a raspberry.

Well damn. Fushigoro Megumi is really giving it to him now.

Daichi can't bear to watch this. "Megumi!" Daichi got up and went to stop him, grabbing his arm. "What are you doing?! The fight's over!"

"Is it?" Megumi asked. "Do you have any idea how much damage this idiot caused? He destroyed the rice crops, terrorize the people and all that." He jerks the collar of Rioto whose face is now bruised and is now in tears. "This guy used your charms to attack this town and for what? Just to fight you? He could send you messages online but he didn't! He just wants to be an idiot and do all this for attention!"

"I did not! I wasn't-" However, Rioto shuts up when Megumi glares at him. "What was that?" The shadow sorcerer replied.

"N-nothing..." The ice curse user sniffles and sinks back cowardly. Megumi didn't let go of him but jerked him forward. "If he didn't cause any major damage, he will be executed on the spot. He's lucky that nobody died." Megumi said coldly. Daichi understood, he didn't argue with that point.

"Did you find the charms?" Daichi asked.

"No, we haven't." Megumi answered. Daichi sighs and looks at Rioto.

"Rioto. Where did you hide the cursed charms?" Daichi asked him seriously with a firm tone.

"I-I....already used them up," Rioto answered.

Huh?

"What about the ones you threaten to blow the town up with?" Daichi asked.

"Oh...uh...I lied." Rioto admitted.

No surprise there. Sukuna commented inside Yuji's head.

"I did that because I really want to fight Daichi...and nobody else," Rioto said.

"Is it because of my charms? Is this revenge? Look whatever I did to you, I'm sorry and don't know what else to make it up to you. But the rest of the town doesn't have to suffer for this. " Daichi said as he wanted to own up to the cause of his cursed charms. But everyone is not prepared for the next words to come out of Rioto's mouth.

"Huh?" Rioto looks confused, "What are you talking about? I have nothing against you, dude! I was just doing this because...you're famous and I want to fight ya because...um...just for kicks and just to prove something...." Rioto confessed.

"For kicks???" Megumi repeated, his tone is stern.

"But didn't you say that Daichi is your archnemsis?" Nobara put her hands on her hips with a scowl.

"Yeah. It sounds like you have a bone to pick with him after saying that. What's up with that?" Yuji added to which Taz nodded.

"I...I...was....uh..." Rioto looks to the side, looking embarrassed, and says, "I was in character, okay??? I was just...doing my thing."

'"What?" Megumi said, narrowing his eyes to silts. Daichi blinked stupidly.

"In character?" Taz trying to understand. "Like...cosplaying? So all these things you said during the fight with Daichi weren't true. You were just saying things because you're in character?"

"Yeah...something like that. It was the moment! I was getting into it you know?!." Rioto said." I was having fun because it was cool. Fire vs Ice, you know? Like in anime! I mean...it's cooler than in my head. A heat of the moment." Rioto added.

Megumi popped a vein and Daichi looked stunned. So it wasn't for revenge or anything like that against Daichi. Taz, Yuji, and Nobara fall over themselves comically and slowly get back up as they can't believe what they just heard. Sukuna and Kinie were choking on laughter at the absurdity of this.

This curse user, Rioto Kir-IN is a bigger idiot than Daichi.

The ice curse user receives a smack upside the head. "OW!" One of his ice horns is broken upon impact.

"YOU IDIOT!" Megumi yelled, and he continued his punishment, shaking him and smacking him around. "YOU DID ALL THIS BECAUSE YOU WANT A FIGHT WITH DAICHI BECAUSE IT'S COOL!?! THIS ISN'T SOME CARTOON, YOU GODDAMN MORON! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! GROW THE FUCK UP!!" Megumi keeps on smacking him over the head.

"I'M SORRY! I'm SORRY! SORRIE!" Rioto cried.

"Megumi Fushigoro, chill!" Daichi yelled. trying to calm him down. "ITADORI! YUJI! HELP! STOP HIM!"

"R-right! Coming!" Yuji Itadori goes to intervene to break them up leaving a stunned Taz and Nobara, processing this.

"Huh...it sounds like Rioto looks at Daichi as his rival." Taz said making Nobara. "Huh?" She looks completely dumbfounded.

"Oh! Sorry. It sounds like Rioto looks at Daichi as his rival so that's why he did all this."

"A rival? But...why?"

"I know because it happened with my friend Ink and her rival, Kali. This is like the almost same thing." Taz said.

"Really?" Nobara said, amused by this. Taz nods. She sighs. "Right. So how are we going to explain to Gojo-sensei?"

"I can write down the report," Taz said. Nobara nods. "I will help you with that."

"DUMBASS!" Megumi shouted while Yuji and Daichi are trying to seperate Rioto and Megumi.

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And so, the mission was completed. The curse user; Rioto Kir-IN is now in custody and he was sent to Kyoto sister school as a student given his abilities in order to atone for his crimes.

When Gojo-sensei hears about this as he read the report, the teacher is laughing so hard that Megumi sighs exasperated while Daichi aka now Kisho exhales tiredly.

"Wow Daichi! Didn't know you had a fan!" Gojo laughed while Daichi aka Kisho in his normal attire sweatdropped. "It isn't funny...." Kisho muttered.

"Still it was great that you took on that curse user on your own like that. But why did you vouch for this guy?"

"I mean...well...um..." Kisho sighs, "Ugh...he wasn't a bad guy. After my fight with him. He's just angry but happy to see me. He was taking out his anger on the town because.....in a way...I see him in myself. He did this because he got bullied because nobody believed him and he was shunned so he became Rioto." He sighed. "Sure...he caused trouble but he wants to prove to someone that he's right and he isn't weak. All he did was destroy stuff, not kill people. He did say sorry and wants to make it up for it after me and Megumi told him what he did. There were a few bullies but the whole town didn't deserve that."

"Is that how you see it?" Gojo hums.

"That's how I see it." Kisho nods.

"Megumi. Do you agree?"

"Unforunately...I'm on the same opinion as Kisho." Said Megumi. "Rioto just told us...that he did because to show off his power and wants to prove that he's the strongest. . "

"Oh?" Gojo is amused by this.

"Apparently....we all thought he was talking about you when we confronted him but he means Daichi because like you said. He's a fan." Megumi rolled his shoulders as Kisho slumped his shoulders.

"Man! He sounds like fun. I should meet him! Nanami tells me he's a handful." Gojo laughed.

"Also...as he was being dragged across the town after apprehending him. He told us that he didn't think what he had done was that bad because nobody believed him and he was bullied so he took his anger out onto the town. I had to tell him what he did was serious and Kisho showed him what he did. Like the rice crops for example. So far, All he did was vandalism and scaring others."

Kisho nods. "It would be good to have him on our side given his curse technique. If we punish him, he would become worse." He said.

"I see. Well...I hear Kyoto is in need of new students, so I will send him there and let Utahime know about it. She knows what to do with him!" Gojo said. "We already have one Chunibyo here. So whyn not Kyoto have one of their own."

Megumi sighs. He pities the students in Kyoto. They're going to have Chunibyo as a student.

"Anyway! Thanks for the report. You're dismissed."

The two left the teachers' lounge. As they walked through the hallway, Kisho spoke, "So...uh...Megumi. Thanks for saying stuff back at the mission."

"Hm?"

"For having my back," Kisho said, scratching my neck. "That meant a lot to me."

"It's fine," Megumi said shrugging. "You're my friend and classmate. You were about to take on Rioto. You already have enough on your plate as it is."

"Is that right?" Kisho said.

"Yeah," Megumi said. As they continue to walk, Kisho asks, "So want to be part-"

"No. I'm not going to be part of your videos, Kisho." Megumi groaned making Kisho slump, "Fine." He sighed. The two walked together back to their student lounge to meet up with the rest of the group.

So far, the mission is completed. They hope the next mission will be smoother.

To be continued???

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Demons of Oda - Pre-Battle || Drabble

Hi everyone! This is a drabble for my rp partner and friend,

@the-silver-peahen-residence.

Not to get confused with the Sengoku! AU. Demons of Oda is a demonblood youth fraction in Nagoya, Japan.

Here are the actors:

My OC ( Taz Hellion and Kinie Ger )

Supporting Characters ( Miko Yotsuya and Yuria Niguredou from the anime/manga Mieruko-Chan )

Other OCs ( Demons of Oda - Hayato Itachi , Iku Takiyasha, Mundo Namazu )

Name Mentions and Canon Characters:

JJK Cast canon muses rped by Peahen-mun ( Yuji Itadori, Megumi Fushiguro, Nobara Kugisaki, Ryomen Sukuna and Gojo Saturo )

---- Warning -----

Violence ( dismemberment, blood, cursing )

Incorrect Grammar.

Spelling errors and typos.

A VERY LONG drabble...

---- Summary -----

Taz is on a training mission to clear out some low grade 3 curses with Yuria and Miko. She and the girls are going to do this for training in the city before hitting the cafe for lunch. However, they came across a group that ended in a bloody fight. Would Taz and her friends get out of this? Read to find out.

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Taz is on a mission. Gojo-sensei told her this mission is a little different. It's mostly clearing out grade 4 curses mostly flyheads as a sign of training. Taz nods her head happily. She heard from Gojo that her friends; Yuji, Megumi, Nobara and Daichi are on a mission meantime. Taz nods, happy to take Miko and Yuria. After all, they were given their cursed tools to put it into good use.

So far, the training mission went smoothly as possible as Miko had her shikigami badger, Anaconda tackling them and eating them while Yuria practice her barrier techniques to trap them. So far, they're doing good. And now they're taking a short break.

"Wow. That was something." Yuria lets out a whew while Miko sips on her iced tea. Taz nods, "Yep! It's good to practice in the field once in the while. But those grades are...just training. Not the real thing." Taz informs them. Taking a page of Megumi's notebook, she has to be blunt and truthful about it. Megumi is nice but is serious about jujtusu sorcery.

"Yes. We had that full experience of that." Miko said. She remembers when 'God of the Mountain' sent cursed spirits after her family in order to get her soul. She can't ignore ever again. She needs to become strong for herself and her family.

"Yeah. Daichi did said that jujutsu sorcerer is serious business. She managed to understand the basics while raising her cursed energy. Daichi and everyone at the school really help.

"Still...I can't get used to Maki's training regiment. It's so brutal." Yuria sighed.

"But it was good." Miko smiled. Taz laughs, "Maki's training is good. She gives me pointers along with my big brother, Yuji."

"I gotta ask, Taz. Um...if it's alright to ask." Yuria begins.

"Sure what is it?"

"Why do you call Yuji, big brother?" Yuria asked curiously. Taz blink and thinks, "Because he reminds me of my older brother, that's why!" She smiled.

"Oh." Yuria wonders if Taz can ask.

"I haven't seen him in awhile. So Itadori reminds me of him when he left on a journey." Said Taz.

"Left?" Miko thought. Yuria nods. "Got it. That makes sense. Is it because of his personality?"

"Uh-huh, that's right. And also his smile reminds me of him!" Said Taz. Miko and Kisho understood. Miko smiles, "I think I get it. If I see someone who reminds me of my little brother. I would call him my little brother as well." Miko smiled.

"You know...Itadori and Megumi are super strong! I would call them big brothers too!" Yuria said which got everyone laughing.

"Hey you three!"

Taz's nose picks up a scent. She turns around to see a group of teen boys coming over. Yuria and Miko were tense as they see a handful of boys wearing bottom oni face masks. What the? Are they in a gang, they clutch their bags tightly to their waist. In the front of this gang, there stands a brown-orange haired teenage boy with a cocky grin looks at them. His hair is tied in a ponytail. He had that look that screams 'troublemaker' and 'bully'. If Sukuna is here, he would describe this person as a 'punk.' He has a snake bite pericing on the bottom lobe of his left ear.

"Sorry to bother you three, but me and my boys are going to arcade and I was wondering if you three want to come."

"Um..." Yuria hestiated.

"No worries! It's fine. It's just a friendly hangout." Said the man.

"Sorry. We don't have time..." Yuria speaks.

"Don't have time?" The guy can't believe what he's hearing. "Like been out like this? You guys skip school or something."

"Well...um..."

"We have permission from our teacher." Said Taz. The other looks over to Taz. He raised a brow at Taz and sees the three marks. "Are you..some kind of gyaru or something." Then he takes a whiff of her and her friends.

"Oh." The male blinks.

"Anyway...we have to be on our way." Taz said. But before they leave, one of the group blocks their way.

"Come on. We don't bite." He said, showing his sharp teeth.

"We're sorry. We're not interested. We have to go." Taz said firmly and clear as possible. Then the other got in her space, making her put her guard up.

"Come on. I know that you know..."

'Pup. This one is a not human.' Kinie growls in her mind.

'I know, Kinie.' Taz answered.

'That we are both aren't like the ones around us." The one grinned. Taz had that look. "And that's why..."

"Taz....let's go." Miko tugged on her arm. Right now, Miko and Yuria said.

"Whose your fraction?" Asked.

"I can't tell you. Excuse us, we have to go." She said firmly and clearly. doesn't want to bring trouble to anyone. The last thing she wanted was a fight. Especially with another fellow demonblood youth. The DBT didn't come across any other fraction like the ones in America. Until now. Taz came across this group.

It almost reminds her of the Lupins group. Except, they stay on their turf. She had never seen this group before in Tokyo. Where did they come from?

The redhead male laughed, "Ha! Seriously? You know, we're going to take over this territory soon so tell your fraction that they can get the hell out or serve us!"

Taz narrows her eyes. Then one of the men goes to grab Miko's wrist to which Yuria slaps the one across the face. "Don't touch us!"

This is bad!

"Wow. I like it when they're feisty." Said the leader as everyone laughed. Kinie seeing this through Taz's eyes is getting ticked off by these pests. Taz's lip became thin and then she quickly tripped the ones blocking the way and took each wrist of Miko and Yuria, dragging them away from the group.

"RUN!" Taz yelled. Miko and Yuria didn't need to be told twice as they are now running. Thanks to the training, they got from Maki. They managed to catch up with Taz. Taz makes sure not to leave them behind.

However after a few turns and one block...

The redhead is in their path. "I forgot to introduce myself. The name is Hayato Itachi." He laughed Taz became tense as she had the two girls behind her.

"Taz..." Miko begins. When Hayato approached, Taz was quick, she sliced Hayato's open palm, and blood spilled out. "I'm serious. Leave us alone."

To which Hayato grins, "Heh. Alright, but how about we play a game. A game of tag? If I win, you get to spend time with me and my boys and if you win, I leave you alone. How is that sound?"

'This annoying-'

"Fine. I will accept. However, you will be the one chasing me as I am the quickest of my group to make this fair." Taz said. Right now, she needs to stay calm. Megumi always tells her to stay calm if things get dangerous so she needs to play it cool and smart.

"Alright then. You and me! Then the boys get the girls. It's only fair, right?" Hayato grins as Hayato's crew catches up.

"Taz!"

Taz looks to Yuria and Miko who are now worried. Learning from Yuji, she makes sure to give her best smile to tell them it's okay. "It's okay. Make sure to run as fast as you can, okay! You can do this. Don't worry! I will make it back." She smiles.

Miko sees this and tightens her fist, she nods, "Right."

"Okay, guys!" Hayato tells them. "We're playing a game of tag. Right now, this gyaru here and I are going to be doing it. You just need to catch these two." He points to Miko and Yuria.

The boys nodded to their leader.

"Good! Don't let me down!" Hayato smiled. Then Taz and Hayato disappeared in a blink of an eye. Miko and Yuria took the signal to start running. The chase has begun.

---

"Wow! You're quick!" Hayato laughed as he kept on chasing Taz. Hayato looks to be gliding as if he is riding the wind. Taz makes sure to go faster and faster. Every time, Taz turns a sharp corner. He managed to catch up. She needs to do something about it. Noabra tells her if things get tough, you gotta trick them!

"Hey!"

"Huh?" Hayato blinked.

"I'm going to kick your ass!" Taz proclaimed. Hayato raised a brow, "Haha?! What the hell you say? What makes you think you can beat me? Because of that stupid knife?" He asked but as he raised his palm and looked at it. His palm is yet to be healed. He narrows his eyes. Huh?

'That's why." Taz points. This got Hayato to sneer a bit. "Really? Then let's play!"

And thus, the game of tag became a battle. Soon, several slashes have appeared on streets, sidewalks, and houses. Taz is still running away, entering a construction site.

"Huh?! What's wrong?! Didn't you say you're going to kick my ass?! What's with all that talk, you little brat!" Hayato said as he cut through the building. Taz is still running.

Hayato keeps swinging his sickle but keeps on missing the girl. She is jumping everywhere, using the poles, walls, and trees as launchpads. She enters a building this time, an abandoned one. Hayato chuckles but he gets whiplash as he gets sucker punched in the face. He bounced across the floor and crashed. He was taken by surprise then he looked to see some kind of shadow creature.

Then he got kicked in the face, sending him against the wall. What the? Another shadow creature. He looks to Taz who holds her knife up while having one hand free. Her amber eyes glow golden under the dark.

"Are these things yours?" Hayato questioned.

'For now, I will lend you some of my power. Make sure to beat this pest whatever you can, pup." Said Kinie telepathically.

'Right!'

Hayato growls as he lunges at Taz but the shadowy beastmen pin the demon down with their sticks. What the hell are those? Hayato thought. It hurts like they stabbed him as he got pinned down. Are they carrying spears? What kind of power does this girl have?!

"Are you ready to give up." Taz said with eyes glowed. Hayato growls now and then he lets out a fierce roar, blowing Taz away. The power sent her flying but one of the kinfolk catches her and puts her back on her feet.

"Thank you." Taz said before seeing a kinfolk thrown at her direction. She ducks as the two kinfolk collide with each other.

"Little brat! You think I will give up after doing this to me?! You gotta be fucking kidding me!" Hayato laughs as he goes after Taz by swinging his sickle. She quickly dodges the teenager. It's speed against speed. The problem is that Hayato has more strength than she does and his weapon has more range than her knife. So she needs to make things even. Maki did say that to make things fair, you have to be unfair to win. There is no such thing as a fair fight, only an honorable one if you want to level the playing field.

Her kinfolk recover as they are now ganging up on Hayato. Hayato goes to slash them, some of them take the hit but it goes past them. What the fuck? Then a shadowy fist hits him on the side of his face. "What the hell did it pass through?! What are these, ghosts or some shit?" Then Hayato got punched in the face by both before he got slashed by Taz on the chest.

'Not true. It did hurt my kinfolk but they can easily heal quickly.' Kinie chuckled, seeing Hayato struggling as he is getting beat up by the kinfolk. Serve that dumb fool, right!

Hayato coughs as he staggers. His ponytail is now loose. His orange-brown hair is now loose. What the fuck?!

He thought this girl was weak because she was running around. Did...she lead him here?! Then those shadows of hers are pummeling him while she keeps swinging her knife around. I got hit and cut. This is so annoying!

"Time to get serious," Hayato said, grinning demonically now.

'Huh?' Something has changed. Something is happening.

'Pup. Get ready. He's about to do something.' Kinie speaks.

Taz sees Hayato transform. He grew an orange-brown coat on the top and beige under with dark markings on his face. He grew in size as his neck became long. He doesn't look like a wolf as his ears are short and has whiskers with a long tail. He looks like...

'A rodent. A squirrel?' KInie growled.

Ferret. Taz thought. But the correct one is weasel.

Regardless, Hayato isn't cute in that form as he looks pretty demonic. He has red eyes, sharp teeth as he has overbite with two fangs, and curved claws that look like sickles.

"Little shit!' Hayato laughed, now tossing the sickle behind him. "Bet you don't have a form like that! That's what you get for protecting some weak humans!"

Taz grips the knife tightly as she frowns. As long as they're in the clear and with people getting caught in the crossfire. It's fine. As long as Miko and Yuria are out of here and are safe, it's fine!

"I call this werebeast from; the Kamaitachi!" Hayato swipes his claws at the air towards the side and right away, a powerful gust of wind and several trees are cut down. "See that?! Even your shadow dolls won't get near me. So what are you going to do about it?!" The weasel laughed.

Taz didn't falter. She is nervous but she didn't do all this training for nothing! Also...this place isn't safe. If his claws can do that, she needs to run again.

'Let's show him what we're capable of." Kinie growled as two more kinfolk appeared. "Whatever I can do to beat you." Taz answered making Hayato sneer.

"Alright then!"

Then Hayato lunges at her. Taz quickly dodges. Hayato swipes his claws at her but one of her kinfolk pull her out of the way as the wind slashes missed her.

The battle is still ongoing.

---- Meanwhile ----

"Miko."

"Y-yes?"

The two girls, Miko and Yuria are now hiding behind a vending machine as they can hear the sounds of the men trying their best to look for them but they haven't yet.

"Can you go to Jujutsu High by yourself?" Yuria asked seriously. Miko widen her eyes, "What?"

"You're the one with the best chance in escaping and getting to the school, letting our classmates know what's going on." Yuria said. Miko blinked. "B-but..."

"With your shikigami, you can have him ride you back to town. I will just slow you down. That way, we can split up since those guys are just easy to run away from. I will buy you some time, okay? We just need to split up." Said Miko.

Miko grips her skirt as her badger comforts her. "Alright, let's do it. Knowing Taz, she will be okay! If we spilt up, I can get help while you distract those guys."

Yuria grins, "That's right! Together, we can do this-"

"So you're the ones that Hayato wants?"

A voice is heard. They look up to see a teenage boy with white hair with a goth look. They both froze seeing the other. Miko breathes. His cursed energy....

"Tch. Guess I have to stop him from doing something stupid, again. Look, let's talk this out and-" Yuria swing her staff, hitting the man on the top of his head. He staggered and Yuria screamed, "Miko! RUN!"

And so Miko did.

This leaves Yuria to deal with this guy. The goth teen hisses, rubbing his head. "Tch."

"Listen here you jerk! I won't let you get any of us, you heard?!" Yuria yelled. The goth looks bored by this. "That right? Sorry about this but it's going to get scary." The goth snaps his fingers and right away, a figure overshadows Yuria whose eyes widen in terror.

----- Taz and Hayato ------

Taz is moving across the property, creating distance between her and Hayato in his demon form. Hayato kept on slashing, huge gashes appeared on the walls and a few columns were cut. Taz's uniform has tears and some blood spilled. She is bleeding from her shoulder. A cut across the leggings. Hayato laughs as he gets one of her kinfolk in its grip. He crushes its head, killing it. Taz has one kinfolk remaining. She needs a plan. A good one.

Then an idea hits her. Maybe she can use that. Yes. That can work, right. She has been training this one for a while. So it's time to put this to the test.

"Smash," Taz commanded her kinfolk to smash into a wall. She enters a hole as smoke fills the floor. Hayato snorts.

Inside the hole is a dark room. Hayato steps into that room.

"What? You think...you can lose me in the dark. Weasels like me can see in the dark, gyaru." And then there she is. She is kneeling while having her knife ready. Hayato laughs as he keeps going. Then he raises his claw but then...he steps on something on his feet. Huh? He looks to see several pieces of paper with some incantations.

Daichi. No Kisho...

---- Flashback ------

"Kisho. Can I borrow your papers for the barrier training?"

"Hm? What for?" Kisho said, blinking. Eito on his shoulder chirps. Both are curious about the request.

"Well...I heard from Maki that she has been using them as traps. Not the paper but the cursed charms."

"Huh? That's what she has been using for?" Kisho is surprised by this.

"Yep! She said it's very useful when slowing down curses!" Taz smiled. Hearing this, Kisho is flushed, "Is that so?" Kisho looks to the side as his cheeks are flushed pink, "I'm glad that the remains of the cursed charms are put to good use." Kisho said. Eito chirps happily while Taz giggles.

"That's why I want to use them."

"If you say so, why not! I hope my work can help you a lot!" Kisho smiled, patting her on the shoulder.

"Thank you very much." Taz smiles.

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Not only that. She quickly puts the knife on her hoslter and makes a sign with her hands. She presses her wrists together with her hands open but opposite from each other. Both hands look be open mouths with her digits bent slightly almost like teeth.

Megumi....

----- Flashback -----

"Hand signs?"

"Yes, with mine. I have to create shadow puppets using my hands to summon my shikigami." Said Megumi. "But I'm not the only one, there's one from Kyoto sister school who has to clap his hands to switch places with another. Gojo has to use his finger to summon one of his techniques. Same thing with Nobara, she has to snap her fingers to activate Hairpin."

"Ooh..." Taz said. "I think I want to do something like that." Taz smiles while watching Yuria and Miko continue their barrier technique training. They're getting better.

"I think you will, Taz. Knowing you, you just found a way right?"

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"Right. I did, Fushiguro." Taz thought. That I did.

"Trap." Taz said then a glow was seen Hayato became confused as the yellow glow blinded him. "What the hell?" He raised his arms to cover his eyes. The moment he steps on the paper, he activates a booby trap.

What Taz made is....

---- Flashback ----

"Taz. Are you making a barrier?" Nobara asked. Taz blinks, "Yeah. I'm doing something different. But I was thinking of a barrier that traps curses in place since they can be pretty fast. So I want to help as much as I can."

"Well....I see you're doing hand signs. Are you trying to make a beartrap?"

"Huh?"

"That's what your hand signs remind me of." Nobara said with a smile.

"Really?" Taz blinked. She never thought of it.

"Yep! But if you ask me, I can teach you how to activate it. You just need a catchy word followed by closing your hands together." Noabra grinned. "For now, let's take a break. I found this great clothing. Look at the clothes they have." Nobara shows the outfits that they're selling on her phone.

"Oh!" Taz said, looking interested with a smile.

"Yep. I got these cool snapshots of these outfits." Nobara said. Then Taz pauses. Nobara blinked, "Taz. You okay."

"I think I got it. I think I got the perfect word!" Taz smiled.

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"Snapshot!" She clasped her fingers together and the beartrap snaps shut, trapping Hayato. The painful jaws that put Hayato in place makes the demon gasp. He is trying to push the jaws away but it's hard. He can't get out of it. He growls.

"You little...shit!!" His red eyes glow with fury. Then another glow is seen. This is the first step, the second step is an explosion.

"BOOM!"

An explosion came about and smoke fills the area. Hayato is now staggered as he is in smoke. His world became spinning as his fur was burnt and he coughed up smoke, receiving a lot of damage. Now for the third part.

Hayato widens his eyes at the kinfolk now staring him down as it raises its fist. "Huh?!" He sweatdropped.

---- Flashback -----

"Wow...big brother Yuji is so strong," Taz said, watching him spar with Panada. Both are heavy hitters if her friends watch them fight. Remembering his moves and all. Seeing him is so awesome especially when he fights. She hopes to be as strong as him someday.

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"Kinfolk. Itadori Barrage!"

And that's what kinfolk did as commanded. A fury of punches came at Hayato's way. The demon felt all of them. Each hurt worse than the last. A knuckle at the throat, one in the gut, one across the face, at the temple, at the ribs, and everything.

Hayato is now on the ropes. His back hits the wall as he is getting a relentless beatdown. All his senses are ringing. He can taste the blood and bile in his mouth. The kinfolk didn't let up until Hayato is down. Hayato tries to counter but kinfolk wraps a arm around Hayato's wrist where his claws won't touch. It punches the weasel at the cheek. A tooth came out of Hayato's mouth.

And now take a page out of Sukuna's playbook. The kinfolk let go of Hayato.The kinfolk slashes the weasel demon across the chest and then brings two fists together, slamming him down against the ground. Hayato coughs as he connects with the ground harshly. He twitches.

Taz panted as the kinfolk came back to her side. She did. The plan worked. She did it. She brought Hayato down.

'Not bad.' Kinie commented in her head. She is impressed at how the pup managed to bring down someone twice her size. Then a growl is heard.

"But it's not over yet.' Kinie warned her. Hayato is getting back. He is wounded. There was damage on his back and shoulders. A slash across the chest and some internal injuries that are going to take time to heal.

"You! Goddamnit! There's no way I would be taken down like this!" Hayato growls now. He is now moving slowly. He never got beaten like this! What the hell! She does belong to a fraction. Whatever it is. He won't let this last.

"HAhahahaha! You really got me there but I won't be beaten by a trick like that!"

'Pup. Get ready!' Kinie tells Taz. However, the demons did not move. She can barely move. She tries to jump but she is stuck and so is her kinfolk.

"What the hell?!" Hayato growled as he is in the same boat as her. What's trapping them?! She sees what's trapping her feet. Mud?!

Then a sheer force slams Taz against the ground hard. She coughs as she can taste the mud in her mouth. She then sees the kinfolk smashed as well by another skeletal hand.

"Damn it, Iku! Who told you to get in my way?!" Hayato shouted.

"Seriously." Said the teen Iku. The teen named Iku wears a choker, spiked bracelets, and a piercing. He has a gothic style to it.

"We're trying to stop the fight!" Said another teen.

"Who asked you, Moudo?!" Hayato barked at a timid boy with squinted eyes whose hair is slick with two long twirled strands over his forehead. He wears a button-sleeved shirt where underneath is a tee with a fish on it. He is hiding behind Iku.

Taz sees this and she sees what's holding her down. A large skeleton pins her down with its hand. Is that person controlling it? The skeleton is big and only it's upper half appears.

"You probably be dead if I didn't butt in, Dumbass." Iku answered.

"Who the hell are you calling a dumbass!" Hayato yelled.

"You are! You're going around picking a fight with some demon having no idea which fraction she belongs to." Iku glares.

'Ha! Seriously, Iku?" Hayato scoffs. "That demon brat over there is with humans! I highly doubt she has a fraction. If she did, they could of shown up by now!"

"You know we have humans in our ranks?" Iku said, making a face. "Besides I hear from the guys that you're starting shit again by picking up some girls. Then you caught a whiff of her and she was kicking your ass." Iku explained. Hayato glowers.

"Screw you both! I don't give a shit!" Hayato said. "Anyway! Let me finish this fight because I know I didn't get my ass kick!" He growled through his fangs as his whiskers twitched.

"Tarohito wants to talk to you." Said Iku which shut Hayato up. "That's what I heard from him." He tells him. Hayato grits his teeth in his were form. Iku stands his ground, "And you know Tarohito isn't the kind of guy that waits around when you're messing around."

"Goddamnit! Fine! But I need to-"

"What if that girl belongs to Shinseina Hogo?" Iku tells him which makes Hayato grumble and Moudo whimpers, hearing the name. "If she belongs to them, I doubt Fuji-Hime would love to hear that one of their own got harassed and hurt."

Then Taz starts to struggle to which Iku looks over to her, "Forget it. If you try to move, I won't guarantee your friend here." Iku has Yuria by the arm.

"Y-yuria..." Taz said. Yuria apologizes, "I'm sorry! We spilt up. B-but...Miko...she got away! I help by distracting them!" Yuria said.

No, that's good to hear. As long as Miko got back, that's fine. Iku narrows his eyes at this, "Just do what we said and no one gets hurt. I make sure she gets home safe." Iku said. Taz growls. She was there. So close to beating Hayato but with Yuria here, she has no choice. She can't let Yuria get hurt!

And so, Taz relaxes.

'Pup! What are you doing? Let's summon a kinfolk-"

'I can't let Yuria get hurt! I don't know what they're capable of. I can't underestimate them.' Taz tells Kinie in her mind. At the same time, Taz tells him. "I will stand down. Please don't hurt her."

"Good." Iku looks to Yuria now. "Don't worry, we won't kill her. We just need to get her away from us." And how? Iku snaps his fingers and the skeleton lifts Taz off the muddy ground. Then suddenly, the skeleton threw her across the town making Yuria scream as she struggles to get out of Iku's hold. But his grip is like iron.

"WHAT THE HELL?! TAZ!" Yuria screams, "LET ME GO!" She hits Iku on the arm. Iku sighs, "Relax. Since she's a demon, she'll live." Iku shrugged, now dragging her away with Hayato following behind him, grumbling, rubbing his arms.

----

Taz's world was spinning before she landed hard on the ground. She heard a crack from her back and she was in the ground. Her eyes were half-lidded as she was sprawled against the ground.

"Ugh...I got to get back.'

'Pup! Don't worry! I will get you back!' Kinie yelled. A kinfolk is conjured and takes Taz in her arms. It runs through the forest, trying to make its way to the campus. Soon, Miko arrives at the campus and sees Yuji, Megumi, Nobara, and Kisho, gasping as she got off her shikigami badger with tears in her eyes, telling them the situation.

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The Misadventures of The Pheonix and The Shadow Chimera Sorcerers Part 5 - Finger Food || Drabble

Hi everyone. This is part 5 of stories involving Daichi and Megumi dealing with shingenans. This is for my rper and good friend, @the-silver-peahen-residence. This drabble is inspired by a youtuber, RG33 and this video of his!

---- Parts ---

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

----- Warning ---

Death

Hilary

Violence.

Cursing.

Ridiculousness

----- Summary -----

Megumi, and Daichi have a mission to retrieve one of Sukuna's fingers with Yuji and Nobara. Along the way, they fought curse users and cursed spirits to obtain it and secure it. However...a tragedy happened after the chase was concluded?!

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The first-year students received a mission from Gojo regarding Sukuna's finger. Daichi is brought on board and is brought up to speed that Sukuna must not be taken or consumed by any curse spirit.

Daichi knows what Sukuna is capable of. Like slapping him for the sake of discipline. Daichi makes sure to help out as best as he can. The location of the finger is a shrine near a zoo and a fair.

But the place there is unguarded making Daichi wonder why they're no guards there as they got there. They came to an answer when a group of curse users tried to ambush them. They belong to some cult.

Daichi, Megumi, Yuji, and Nobara combated the curse users while making sure the finger is out of their hands. Not only curse users but cursed spirits as well. Megumi and Nobara were playing hot potato with their fingers away from the curse users while Yuji keeps getting in the way by beating them up. The curse users were being outdone by the students.

"Daichi!" Megumi yelled as he had Totality and Nue combating the curse users. "Right!" Daichi quickly grabs the case and runs away. Daichi ran so fast while creating flame walls to hinder the curse users from chasing him while shooting fire arrows at any curse spirits. Eito makes sure to keep him thinking on his feet as he signals with a siren whenever any cursed spirit or curse user is nearby.

Daichi enters the fair. So far, the fair is closed at this time so this is fine. He uses the amusement rides to throw the curse users off their game. He even went into the house of mirrors before getting out of there. He is in the zoo and he can tell he's in the zoo due to the smell and the growling noises.

If there's anything he knows about animals. Animals are sensitive to anything of the supernatural. He decides to climb through the trees, passing the monkey exhibit, the panda bear, and the llamas. And then he got shot in the back, making him fall into one of the zoo enclosures. Shit.

He hits the ground, making him groan, and Eito tweets worriedly. Daichi slowly comes to and sees a punk-like curse user holding a blade above him.

"Die! You Jujutsu Sorcerer scum!" He laughed. "MMAAAA!" A huge bleat is heard as the curse user is pushed into a ditch by a horned friend. Daichi blinks to see a goat in front of him, hearing a cowbell as the goat looks at him.

"What the hell?!" A curse user is getting back to the surface but Daichi fires off a fireball hitting the enemy directly and sending him back to the ditch, beaten, burned, and unconscious.

"Whew. Thought I was a goner!" Daichi said as Eito tweeted happily. He smiles and looks at the goat, he pets it. "Thanks, man! I owe you!" He goes to pet the goat. There is a name tag around his neck.

"Wilson, huh? That's a cool name!"

The goat bleats happily, nuzzling against the stroking of this sorcerer.

"Okay! Shoot! Where's the finger?!" Daichi looks around and sees the case on the ground. "Nice! Got it!" He got the case and got out of the goat enclosure. "Thanks for the help!"

"DAICHI!" He sees his friends come over to him.

"Guys! Hey! Not to worry, I'm good! How about you guys!"

"We beat those losers!" Nobara said proudly. "They weren't a match for us!"

"Yep!" Yuji said in agreement.

"The curse users are defeated," Megumi said. Daichi nods.

"Do you have the finger?" Megumi asked. Daichi nods as he has the case. "Sure do!" He smiles. Megumi nods, "Good. Give it here."

"Alright! Looks like we beat up that cultist and got Sukuna's finger. Good work, man!" Yuji congrulates Daichi to which the sorcerer blushes a little. "Thanks man...but it's thanks to that goat, Wilson! He help save me from that curse user!"

"For reals?" Yuji asked, blinking as he looked at the goat while a curse user is still unconscious and still twitching in the ditch. Daichi nods. "Right?"

"Thanks Wilson!" Yuji laughed to which the goat bleat loudly. Nobara laughs and looks excited, "Let's head to the hot springs!" Nobara grinned.

"Yeah!" Said the three. But Megumi blinks when opening the case to make sure, "Daichi...."

"Yeah?"

"It's not here," Megumi said. The three froze.

"Wait what?"

"The finger." Megumi frowns. Daichi looks confused and checks the case, his eyes widen as the case has nothing in it. No finger. "But it was inside, I swear. It didn't open!"

"Relax. Don't panic." Megumi replied. "Did you drop the box when fleeing from those curse users?" He asked. Daichi begins to think hard. Really hard. "Well they blasted me from behind and I fell into one of the animal enclosures. It had a goat named Wilson. A petting zoo. Like I said, I was almost done for until Wilson headbutted him into the ditch and I took the guy out."

"Then that...would mean...??" Megumi trails off.

"BAA~!"

Everyone looked at the zoo exhibition where the goat is. Nobara blinked at this. "Uhhh...guys..." She points and all three boys widen their eyes to see the goat is holding something in its mouth. Sukuna's finger.

'Oh no!!' Yuji started.

"Maaa!" the goat bleated.

Don't you stand there, brats!" A mouth forms on Yuji's cheek, "DO SOMETHING! THE GOAT IS GOING TO EAT THE FUCKING FINGER! YOU CANNOT LET THAT THING EAT MY FINGER!' There is panic in Sukuna's voice that startles Yuji. This is a first.

"Totality!" Megumi summoned his divine dog but it was too late. The goat is now munching on the finger to everyone's horror as everyone had their jaws dropped and stupified expressions as they watched the goat eat the finger. Even Sukuna watched this with pure horror.

"WILSOOON! NOOOOOOOO." Yuji yelled as the goat named Wilson swallowed the finger. Daichi drops to his knees while Yuji can't believe what he's seeing. He doesn't know if he should laugh or cry. After the goat consumes the finger nothing happens as a moment passes. Nothing happened much to everyone's surprise.

"I guess it doesn't affect animals?" Daichi chuckled nervously.

Then cursed marks on the goat appeared before he bleated loudly, beating his hooves against the ground.

"Oh you have to got to be kidding me," Megumi groaned, facepalmming. And then the students felt it. A wave of rage from an ancient cursed spirit. But it wasn't from the goat.

"Daichi....Pheon-X."

The voice sends chills down the three students' spines. The overwhelmingly evil mixed with anger. Daichi slowly looks over to Yuji who has now cursed marks on his face and a lower pair of red eyes opens. Except this wasn't Yuji. It's Sukuna, the King of Curses.

And he is pissed off.

"Kisho...Hashimoto."

Hearing his real full name uttered from the King of Curses's lips and seeing the popped viens, Daichi knew what was coming so he booked it out of there. He ran as fast as he could for dear life with Eito in his arms. Sukuna is on his ass immediately.

"DAICHI! GET YOUR SORRY ASS BACK HERE, YOU SONVAOFBITCH! HOW DARE YOU ALLOW LIVESTOCK EAT ONE OF MY FINGERS?!"

"I"M SORRY! I THOUGHT THE FINGER WAS INSIDE THE CASE!"

"YOU THOUGHT WRONG! HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO FUCK IT UP THIS BAD?! ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?!"

"NO, I SWEAR!"

"YOU HAD ONE JOB! ONE FUCKING JOB, YOU SHITTY BRAT!"

"COME ON! AT LEAST THE CURSE USERS DIDN'T HAVE IT!'

"HOW IS THAT ANY BETTER?!"

"CUT ME SOME SLACK!"

"LIKE HELL I WILL!"

Good thing Taz isn't here. Her cursed spirit; Kinie would have joined in the fun. "We need to contain this," Megumi said. "We have to call Gojo-sensei!"

"Huh?! For one goat? Even with one Sukuna's finger, it can't be that bad." Nobara said. The goat bleats loudly, and a rock is slashed into pieces. Yeah... bad is an understatement. More like a disaster.

"Yeah...let's call the sensei," Nobara said, sweatdropped.

Then they see Sukuna come back, dragging Daichi with a bump on his head and imaginary swirls in his eyes. The flame sorcerer repeats his apologies as he is stunned and dizzy.

"Okay! Time for your punishment." Sukuna goes to pick up Daichi and throws him into the enclosure with the goat. "Hup!"

Nobara and Megumi were stunned. Eito squawked angrily and started to peck Sukuna, but he was thrown into the enclosure as well.

"Sukuna! What the hell?!" Megumi yelled.

"He would be fine! It's just one finger." Sukuna cleaned his ear. "Hey, you brat! If you don't want to die! Kill the goat!"

"HUH?!" Daichi gasped, "You want me to kill Wilson?!" Daichi asked now horrified. Sukuna laughs. "That's how you get the finger, dumbass!"

"B-but...I can't kill an innocent animal."

"Too bad! It's your fault for not checking!" Sukuna tells him. Daichi starts to cry.

"Tick..tock...Kisho." Sukuna grinned so wickedly as the goat now saw him and beat evilly, walking towards him. Megumi walks to the railings and says, "Daichi! It's okay! Just do it!" Megumi tells him.

"But!"

"JUST DO IT!" Megumi shouted.

Daichi cries, shedding tears as he fires off a huge fire arrow at Wilson.

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Daichi is mourning the death of Wilson the Goat with tears in his eyes. Yuji Itadori, now taken back control of his body from Sukuna, comforts the chunbiyo sorcerer. They got the finger after Daichi exorcised Wilson.

"There, there, there. " Yuji tells him. "No need to be so hard on yourself, Daichi. You tried your best."

"But..but...I killed Wilson, Yuji. I am a horrible person." Daichi sniffles. Eito coos him by nuzzling against his cheek.

"If it makes you feel any better. I swallow the Sukuna's finger to save Fushigoro. It was kind of my fault because I took the case for my occult club back at my former school." The pink-haired teen explained with a chuckle. Daichi sniffles. Megumi came forward, "If it is any consolidation, I followed Yuji and only have the case and not the finger. To be fair, the elders aren't good at hiding the fingers in secure places. This is one of these places." He sighed.

"Oh okay..."

"Anyway..." Megumi sighed. "Let's go back."

"But...but....we need to hold a funeral!" Daichi sniffled making everyone pause.

"Daichi...it's just a goat," Nobara tells Daichi.

"It's not just a goat! I have known Wilson for my entire life. He saved my life and sacrificed himself for the mission!"

Sukuna can't resist rolling his eyes inside Yuji's head. Is he serious?! Oh brother!

"Daichi...you have known this goat for.... five minutes." Megumi stared at him like he lost his mind. Yuji shakes his head, "What are you talking about, Megumi! We gotta hold a funeral for Wilson. Wilson didn't have a proper death. He should at least have a proper burial!"

Oh my god. Megumi groans. "Fine!"

Wgen they return to the campus, Gojo asks what happened and looks worried to see Daichi looks grief-stricken while being comforted by Yuji and Nobara. Megumi explains what happened.

"Oh Kisho...no need to be hard on yourself, my boy! You did the right thing to alleviate the suffering of an animal! If it makes you feel any better! I fed a chicken fry to a goat once back in my student days." Said Gojo patting him on the shoulder.

"What happened to it?" Nobara said.

"Frank died," Gojo stated. "Exploded. Apparently, the chicken fry from Burger Queen is really dangerous to animals and curses. Who knew!"

Daichi cried even more.

"Gojo-sensei!" Yuji yelled as he couldn't believe what he heard while hugging a crying Daichi and rubbing his back like a big brother would. Gojo hands his hands up, "Sorry, sorry! Not a good comparison!"

"And now Daichi and Yuji want to hold a funeral for it," Nobara said. Sukuna groans as his mouth forms on Yuji's hand, 'It's just a damn goat, what the hell is wrong with you?"

"IT'S NOT JUST A GOAT! HE IS WILSON!" Daichi cried. "HE DIED FOR YOU AND YOUR SINS!!"

"Yeah! Wilson died for you, Sukuna! Have some heart, would you?" Yuji is in agreement before Sukuna growls,"Screw this! I'm going to sleep!" Then the mouth disappears on Yuji's cheek.

Megumi rubs his temples. 'Why me...' Just why me!

And so...they held a funeral for a goat named Wilson. Gojo helped out in doing an eulogy for him much to Megumi's dismay while the class attended including Taz who is completely confused but goes along with it and offers her condolences.

Sure...an animal has died but was it really needed?! For Daichi's mental state, sure. He hopes the next mission isn't that much bad.

Megumi hopes!

R.I.P Wilson.

To be continued??

#ic #thesilverpeahenresidence #The Misadventures of The Pheonix and The Shadow Chimera Sorcerers || Drabble #thesilverpeahenresidence ( the cursed one yet kind soul yuji itadori )#thesilverpeahenresidence ( the witch with the hammer and nails nobara kugisaki )#thesilverpeahenresidence ( the sorcerer of ten shadows megumi fushigoro )#daichi pheon x the chūnibyō sorcerer #tasmaniandevil #The Misadventures of The Pheonix and The Shadow Chimera Sorcerers

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The Misadventures of The Pheonix and The Shadow Chimera Sorcrers Part 2 - Sure-Fire Plan || Drabble

Hi everyone, this is a second drabble of Misadventures of The Pheonix and The Shadow Sorcerers. This is for my friend and rp partner; @the-silver-peahen-residence.

If you haven't seen part 1 yet. Here is it.

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Light NSFW

The hilarity of What the fuck?!

Violence

------ Summary ----

Megumi, Daichi and Yuji are on a second to exorcise a curse that is responsible for two missing girls. How would they fare against a curse that is difficult? Daichi has a plan! A sure-fire plan. What is the plan that will be used to deal with the curse on this mission.

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The next mission Ichji drove the three boys to a house. A stigmatized property. Around the neighborhood, there were cases of missing girls who turned up days later. One says that the one who took them is not human but a creature with many hands.

This is serious.

"Ichji...are there photos of the missing girls?" Daichi asked. Megumi gives it to him. "Here." He shows it to him. Daichi looks through the file with Yuji looking over his shoulder. The sorcerer shows it to him.

The sorcerer reads the girls' profiles and where they're from. He nods.

"So the girls turned up."

"Yes...but they weren't the same." Ichji sighed. "It appears that they are cursed by this curse. Nobody believes them until a window tells us about it."

"I see. Where did this happen?"

"At a building right blocks away from the school. Some of the girls came to hang out there, they blacked out and two of them gone missing as they came to. It was the stigmatized property where a man committed suicide." Icji stated.

"I see," Megumi said.

"Damn." Yuji shakes his head. Suicide isn't a proper death. Daichi became silent as he didn't say anything. As they came to town, Daichi said this as they got out of the car. "Guys! imight need to get something to drink too! A drink! Give me a moment! I catch up with you guys real quick!"

Megumi didn't say anything but nods. "Alright."

"Can you get me a drink, Daichi?" Yuji asked.

"Sure!" He smiled and ran off.

Time passes, just for several minutes. Megumi wonders what keeps Daichi so long. Probably doing something. Ichji is waiting.

Yuji rereads the file once more. "Man...do you think the curse must be the guy who hanged himself." He said curiously.

Megumi shrugs. "Who knows. Curses can be created by regret left by the dead." He said with his eyes closed. Yuji nods then they heard a scream coming from the house.

"Ichji-san!"

"Right! Making a curtain!"

"But Daichi..." Yuji begins.

"He will be fine! He will come after us!" Said Megumi. Ichji nods, "I will inform him!"

So the two sorcerers entered the building.

Minutes later, they find the cursed spirit responsible and it is holding two girls in its hands. This curse looks like a man with a pig's nose and has many limbs like an octopus. And those limbs are annoying and difficult to deal with. Megumi had Totality tear the limbs off but they keep growing more like a Hydra's.

As for Yuji, it's a bad matchup for him as he has to keep moving so he makes sure to cut down with a cursed tool knife. Right now, this curse is difficult especially when it has two hostages in its grasp. It is getting harder to save them until someone runs into the scene followed by the sound of a familiar chirping from a bird.

"Everyone! I have arrived!" Daichi announced as Eito chirped excitedly. And he brought something with him. A bag.

"Guys! Don't worry! I prepared for this!" He goes to whisper to the boys. "Okay...right here. I have its weakness." He tells them. The boys were curious.

A weakness?

"Okay, what is it?" Yuji asked.

"A sure-way fire to win! A secret weapon." Daichi grins. "Trust me on this! It will help distract the curse, a good plan." The two looked at each other but if Daichi had a plan instead of charging head-first. It must be good. And they don't have time for this. So they have to gamble on this.

"Okay! Do it then!" Megumi nods.

"Yeah! Do it Daichi!" Yuji smiled as Megumi readied himself to separate the curse from the hostage.

And then Daichi spins and throws the bag into the air. The curse hisses while holding the hostage tightly making the girls whimpered. Everyone expected to be a bomb or some sort of attack. But what came out of the bag are...pink panties and bras.

Pink panties and bras.

The record was scratched and the room is filled with shocked slience.

What? Megumi stared.

Huh?! Yuji stared in shock.

What in the fuck? Sukuna uttered in Yuji's mind. The three were bewildered and were in shock. Even the hostages are in shock and now horrified. Was that the secret weapon?!

The curse widens its eyes with its jaw dropped.

As the undergarments were in the air in slo-mo. The cursed spirit drops the girls immediately on her butt and goes after the articles of clothing. The hands were grabbing at them and clutching them so tightly as if they were treasures. Once that clothing was in its hands, it gave them an opportunity to defeat it.

"NOW!" Daichi said, firing off a fire arrow, blasting it. Megumi and Yuji snapped back to reality. Megumi had Totality take the hostages away from the curse chomp while Yuji punched it against the wall before he jumped away so Daichi fired again at the spirit.

The spirit shrieks as it dies in the blue flames. Daichi laughs while Yuji is relieved and Megumi is silent.

Mission completed.

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After the curse is exorcised, the hostages are fine. Shocked but okay and alive. Ichji is taking them to a police station so the parents will be contacted. In the meantime, Yuji is happy that the hostages are saved and the curse is exorcised. However...

"So Daichi...care to explain your plan back there?" Megumi asked.

"Of course I-" A proud Daichi pauses in mid-sentence, feeling the aura from Megumi right now. Yuji had to take several steps away from Megumi because he knew what was about to unfold. The proud Phoenix is now scared.

"Well...I'm waiting.." Megumi said tapping on his foot and waiting for an explanation. Daichi is sweatdropping as he can see Megumi's face darkening and frowning.

"Oh well...I found a box....of clothes."

"You mean...panties and the bras you brought?" Megumi asked, cutting through the bullshit right now because he doesn't have time to play stupid games. Daichi quickly nods. "Yes and given the girls that the cursed spirit took. I have to assume something! An educated guess!"

"An educated guess?" Megumi raised a brow, amused by this. Yuji and Eito look worried.

"That the cursed spirit is a pervert," Daichi said it making Yuji and Sukuna blink. What?!

Is he fucking serious??? Sukuna said in his head.

"What makes you think that? Because the curse took girls because of that?" Yuji begins, looking confused yet curious. He likes to hear this out.

"Yes! You have to assume when it comes to spirits. Most cursed spirits can be perverts!" As Daichi said that, Sukuna twitched an eye at that statement, "It has a reason for taking those girls, right? Plus most of the victims came from all-girls school! So I have to think that the cursed spirit is a pervert and if you look at the girls we see on the file! The ones that are missing are brunette and it's a pattern! The two taken and the ones affected are brunette!" Daichi said. "I watch a mystery anime that reminds me of this and the best way to distract it to save the girl is to throw panties and bras at it. Like uh...Criminal Minds! So thinking about it, I had to think like a cursed spirit and uh....went and got some."

Sukuna can't believe this but now thinking about it. The curse did look delighted holding the undergarments in its hands while the hostages' faces looked horrified. Poor souls. Thought it was pretty funny to see that.

"Oh...well...I mean..." Yuji doesn't know what to say at this point. But the curse was distracted by it and they did save the two girls sooo...mission accomplished???

"So let me get this straight...so your sure-fire plan was to save the hostage. By buying a bag of panties and bras which is your secret weapon, come to the building and your best bet is to throw girls' undergarments at the curse to distract it because your educated guess is that the cursed spirit that took the hostage is a pervert because you watch an anime that says so?" Megumi asked. "Am I getting this right??? "

"Uh-huh! And it worked didn't it?!" Daichi smiles so stupidly.

"Uuuhhhh...." Yuji wasn't sure what to say. Now thinking back on it. It did kinda work. Daichi's reasonably makes sense but it was bit messed up.

"And I'm going to guess that you ran off earlier to get them right? Not the drinks?"

Daichi slowly nods. Megumi became silent for a moment, scaring Yuji Eito, and Daichi. Then he sighs loudly, "Okay. Okay."

Yuji and Daichi blinked. "Wait really? Does that mean we're good then?!"

Huh. Yuji thought. Seems like Megumi understood. Okay all is wel-huh? Then pink-haired teen sees Megumi move his hands and make a gesture. A shadow puppet. Daichi pales seeing this. Yuji widens his eyes.

Oh no. Yuji thought, sweatdropped.

Oh yes! Sukuna gleefully waited for this punishment. The King of Curses can't wait to see this.

"Rabbit Escape." Megumi summoned. Daichi prepared for the worst. But he didn't expect a horde of cute bunnies coming from the shadows. Huh. He thought they would be scary but they looked so harmless. Is it...Megumi is congratulating him with bunnies?!

Awww.... Megumi is a nice guy after all!

"Megumi-ACK!" Daichi's eyes beams until he gets kicked in the cheek by a rabbit. He holds his cheek with a hand. "Wait..what?!" He looks flabbergasted. Then he got bonked by another rabbit and got kicked in the ass by a third. Soon, the rabbits surrounded the sorcerer and proceeded to beat him up in a dogpile. Shouts fill the area.

MEGUMI! NOOO! STOP! I'M SORRY!"

This is not only brutal but it's humiliating. Yuji gasped watching this onslaught while Sukuna was laughing non-stop, holding his sides.

"I swear to god, Daichi! Even if your plan did work, what the hell is wrong with you!? Your secret weapon against the curse is women's undergarments?! You took this long to buy them before the mission started?! UNDERGARMENTS! WHAT THE HELL?!" "BUT IT WORKED, DIDN'T IT?!!"

"You say it was a sure-fire win! I thought it would be those cursed charms, explosive paper, or something else! Not that!" Megumi yelled. "ALSO WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THEM?!"

"I TOLD THE GIRLS THAT SPIRIT KIDNAPPED THAT I WILL AVENGE THEIR HONOR ON THE WAY THERE!" Daichi yelled.

Basically, he explained to the girls that the culprit is a pervert and would try to bother them again. So to bait this culprit, he said truthfully to the girls and they agreed after some convincing in order to save their friends. They helped buy him panties because that would look weird if he brought them himself.

"Uhhh..." Yuji has no words. Wow. Daichi has some balls to talk to some girls about it. Ichji arrived back and saw the scene. "Uhhh..." Should he do something?

"Y-YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Megumi yelled angrily and got his rabbit shikigami to punish him harder. Yuji holding Eito was staring wide-eyed at this. Yuji doesn't know what to think at this point. Ichji came back only to see Megumi punishing Daichi again.

"OW STOP! MEGUMI!" Daichi cries.

"Did something happened?" Ichji asked.

"Uhhhh." Yuji nods before sighing. "I mean the curse is exorcised and we are saved. So I think we're good but uh.." Said Yuji. "Daichi's plan was...."

"IF YOU PULL THIS STUPID SHIT EVER AGAIN, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN WITH DIVINE DOG! UNDERSTAND?!" Megumi yelled.

"I UNDERSTAND! I UNDERSTAND!" Daichi cried, holding his hands up.

"I see...uhhh..." Ichji said, now going to text Gojo-sensei that the mission is completed. This is going to take time to get used to.

"Now Megumi....uh...cut Daichi some slack, I mean...it was a good move on his part and-" Yuji begins, trying to play peacemaker. However, Megumi gives him the look, shutting him up.

Okay. I tried. Yuji thought, backing away from him.

Minutes later, they return to the car and are being driven home to campus. Yuji has to sit between them so Megumi won't try to strangle Dachi. They rode in complete silence.

"So...uh...should we put this in our report and..." Yuji begins to break the silence.

Megumi quickly says. "I will write it, I will submit it and we will never mention this again. Are we clear?" He said. The way Megumi said it made the two boys gulp. Ichji sweatdropped.

"Yeah," Yuji said.

"Yes," Daichi said it, having Eito on his lap.

"Good." Megumi sighed. Sometimes...Megumi doesn't understand Daichi. He does one thing good but does one thing wrong. Even with that, the missions are resolved without any trouble. But still...what the hell??

Yuji hopes Daichi doesn't think too bad of Megumi. He hopes the next mission will be smoother than this one. He hopes.

Well..at least..the people are saved. Daichi thinks.

To be continued??!

#ic #The Misadventures of The Pheonix and The Shadow Chimera Sorcerers || Drabble #The Misadventures of The Pheonix and The Shadow Chimera Sorcerers Part 2 - Sure-Fire Plan #thesilverpeahenresidence #jujutsu kaisen rp #jujutsu kaisen au #thesilverpeahenresidence ( the cursed one yet kind soul yuji itadori )#thesilverpeahenresidence ( the sorcerer of ten shadows megumi fushigoro )#daichi pheon x the chūnibyō sorcerer

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Horror Book Chapter 9 - Part 2: Another One

Hi everyone! This is part 10 of the Horror Book Series. This is chapter 9 Part 2. This is for @the-silver-peahen-residence. This is a part 2 of Chapter 9.

----- Previous Parts ------

Horror book six: plucking a butterfly's wings

Horror book Chapter 7: Dead scars

Horror book chapter 8: hidden shadows

Horror Book Chapter 9: A Cute & Creepy Present

----- Summary -----

After adapting to the situation regarding the cursed doll, Catnap as Taz's roommate. The four jujutsu sorcerers will now have now another fellow cursed corpse doll added to their school. Who would be it?

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After Gojo-sensei got Taz, the infamous doll, Catnap. The four have to live with the fact that Catnap is living in Taz's room. Right now, the four don't know what to do, they're trying to come up with a plan on how to deal with this. Yuji is worried but he sees Taz still being her normal self so that's good, right?

But Nobara and Kisho aren't convinced so it's getting hard for Yuji not to worry. Nobara informs the boys about its whereabouts. She had to peek through Taz's room and see Catnap on the nightstand, eyes white and watching her sleep on one night.

"And Taz knows?" Yuji asked, worried about Catnap and his actions even though he hadn't done anything serious yet.

"No, I don't think she does!" Nobara said, fear in her voice. "And I think he saw me!"

"What kind of toy watches you while you sleep? Taz could have noticed, heck, Kinie could of noticed." Kisho points out. Megumi sighs, listening to this conversation. "You guys..."

"We're the only ones who know what that thing is capable of, Megumi! Miko and Yuria won't believe this because they see nothing wrong. To them, it's fine even if it's a bit creepy.." Kisho points out.

"A bit creepy. MORE THAN CREEPY! That doll is a CREEP!" Nobara said. Yuji wonders what is going through his little sister's mind. One time, he can't help but ask why she wants to keep Catnap despite coming from a toy company with a questionable history.

Yuji can remember the words from her.

"Well...if it's true, then Catnap must be a kid like us who wants a friend and someone to take care of him. I smell him and he smells sad and lonely. So I want to do that for him. I want to be his friend."

Yuji's heart softens at her words and he can't help but feel so proud of what Taz said. He knows Taz wants to help others like he does. Bless her kind heart!

But still... that doll is still creepy!!!

Even Sukuna says so.

Whenever he looks in Catnap's direction, he would have sworn that Catnap is glaring at him. As if Yuji being here upsets the cat. He always gives him a look every time. As if Yuji is taking Taz away from him.

'I think that doll is jealous and trying to divert her attention to him instead of us." Sukuna said, annoyed with that doll's antics. It's really like a little kid. "I mean I did throw it out across the hallway and out the window. I think he's mad about that," Yuji tells him to which Sukuna sigh. 'That doll knows what he's doing! I wouldn't be surprised if he is a little vengeful spirit! I can easily slice him in half!"

But Sukuna couldn't because the pup liked the doll's company.

"As long as that doll doesn't get on my bad side or harms the pup and princess, I could care less what you four are planning.."

"What? I mean...could you at least do something about if my little sister getting nightmares?"

"Pup is fine as you can see, brat. Kinie, my princess could have informed me if there's something up."

That's true. Yuji thought. Then the door slides open, "Sorry I'm late! Catnap was being fussy. He didn't want me to leave!" Taz laughs.

"Are you okay?" Nobara said, worriedly. Taz laughs it off. "It's fine. I told Catnap I would be back! I promise him sweets if he behaves."

"That's good to hear, sis!" Yuji said but then he saw a bag in Taz's hand. "Uh...what's that?" He points.

"Oh! Gojo-sensei brought me another doll!" Taz smiled happily while the four's faces turned to disbelief.

ANOTHER ONE?!

"I swear to god...that idiot.." Megumi thought in his mind.

"I hope it isn't another creepy doll.' Kisho sweatdropped.

'Please don't be creepy, please don't be creepy!' Nobara is praying.

"C-can we see it?" Yuji asked, mentally preparing himself. Taz nods and proceeds to show them. It was a doll. It has blue thick fur and limbs that are several feet in length, hands and feet are yellow. The head is large and contains two large black googly eyes. It had a ribbon on its back. It has oversized and cartoonish red lips in a bright smile.

"It's a Huggy Wuggy!" Taz said. "Isn't he so cute?!"

The four paled and thought. 'WHY?!'

Sukuna had to take a look at what Taz brought and twitched two of his eyes on the left side. Damn it, Six Eyes.

Now the sorcerers wouldn't mind if the toy is a normal toy but the problem is...the toy is from the SAME freaking company that made Catnap!

"Y-y-yeah! That's cute!" Kisho said, trying to hold himself in from not crying right now. Does the teacher not do research or something?! Or this is fine to him?!

Nobara wanted to make sure that the eyes weren't moving by themselves because....she wasn't sure if she could handle another creepy toy in the girls' dormitory much less in Taz's room. Then a phone chimes.

"Oh! Hellmare is calling me! I got to take this." She sets the doll down on the desk and leaves the room. Taz leaves the classroom and is out in the hallway. Leaving the four with the Huggy Wuggy.

A few seconds later...

"What are you doing, Kisho?" Megumi looks annoyed, watching Kisho poke Huggy Wuggy on Taz's desk with a ruler.

"What does it look like I'm doing? We need to see that if it's not like Catnap! What if it comes alive?" Kisho said, still poking its side with a ruler. Megumi rolls his eyes. "You're being dramatic. Now knock it off!"

"Well...Eito says that he can sense the cursed energy from it." Kisho said, stopping his prodding. Eito chirps in confirmation. Yuji sighs.

'I wouldn't be surprised if it did move. Sukuna said it has cursed energy. He said he wouldn't be surprised if the story is true." Yuji said, looking at huggy wuggy at the desk. Compared to Catnap, Wuggy is less creepy and looks more like a cute normal doll at least. But it doesn't change the fact that he and Catnap are from the same company rumored to turn kids into toys. Still, it doesn't look that bad and he never heard anything bad about Huggy Wuggy.

"Besides...I need to make sure this doll is safe!" Kisho said. "Or do I need to remind you that Catnap can spray from his mouth?" Kisho tells Megumi. Megumi gives him a glare but sighs. "Don't remind me."

Yuji slumped his shoulders, recalling how he grabbed Catnap's tail and pull it by accident which the cat sprayed right onto Megumi's face.

"That reminds me...how did you sleep?" Nobara asked Megumi.

"Hrmmm...not much. Just strange dreams but that's it." Megumi said. "Nothing too major."

"Let's hope it doesn't get worse!" Said Nobara. Kisho is still poking Huggy Wuggy with Yuji looking over his shoulder. Megumi groans, "You guys. Can you knock it off? It's not going to move like you want it to."

"Yeah but..."

"No buts."

"What if you try holding it?" Nobara said with a smirk. Kisho stared wide-eyed at Nobara, "I'm not going to hold it! Are you nuts? What happens if it bites me."

"Then we know it's alive!" Nobara chuckled.

"Okay! Why not you do it?"

"No way! I already touch Catnap! Not going to touch another gross thing!" Nobara made a 'ew' expression. Megumi adds, "If you're scared, Kisho, then don't poke it."

"I'm not scared!" Kisho retorted. "I bet you won't hold it because you're scared too!"

"Who says I am?" Megumi scowls.

"You are! You said it about someone being scared. Why don't you hold it if you aren't scared! Come on, I dare you! I super double dare you!" Kisho said.

Megumi twitched an eye, hearing this. So childish! "Fine, I will do it and hold. If nothing happens, you hold it!" He said, standing up and going to take the Huggy Wuggy off the desk and hold it. Megumi had this face of 'why I am even bothered with this' look but he wanted to prove to Kisho that he was not afraid of anything.

"Oh, you're really scared?" Megumi questioned.

Holding Huggy Wuggy, nothing happens. Then he offers the doll to Kisho, "Your turn."

"HUH?! That's way too soon!"

"I'm not scared!" Kisho takes the doll off Megumi's hands. Eito chirps as Kisho is holding Huggy Wuggy who is now shaking with a nervous face. Now holding it, it doesn't feel as bad. It's furry, that's for sure. He doesn't look at the eyes.

"Okay! I'm done! Yuji!"

"Huh?" Yuji blinked.

"Come on, it's your turn!" Kisho said. Yuji sighs and takes the doll, he takes a look at Wuggy Huggy. Few seconds and a few minutes passed, he held it much longer making the three worry.

Yuji begins, "You know. He doesn't look that bad?" He shrugged as he looked at Huggy Wuggy. "He does kinda look cute." He said, shocking everyone in the room. Especially Sukuna, hearing that thought and hearing it out loud.

"WHAT?!" Kisho said, taking Huggy away. "Yuji! You can't be serious! This isn't any normal-looking doll! It came from the same place as Catnap!"

"Yeah...I know..." Yuji sighs, "but you know." He shrugs, "It's less creepy." He points out. Sukuna sighs in his head. Kisho then squeezes it, "Listen! Yuuji! You can't be fooled by toys such as this! That's how Taz got brainwashed in adoring Catnap! That's how Playtime Co gets away with it until it shut its own doors!"

"Yeah...but-"

Then blue furry arms begin to move. The boys became silent as their eyes look towards the doll. Black eyes looks around, looking back and forth between the teenage boys.

And then.

"SCREECH!"

The Huggy Wuggy alive and mobile lets out a huge sound. Unlike Catnap, it lets out a crazy noise.

All the boys screamed which prompted Nobara to scream as well. Kisho throws the doll up into the air in a panic. "OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FAWK!" Kisho screams in fright. Wuggy Huggy lands on top of Megumi's head and he yells, "DAMN IT KISHO!" Fushiguro cursed out loud.

"OH MY GOD! IT'S ALIVE?!" Nobara shouted, putting her hands on her face with fright. "I KNOW, RIGHT?!" Kisho said. Yuji doesn't know what to do until...

"CAN ONE OF YOU GET THIS THING OFF ME!" Megumi yelled angrily. Yuji grabs one of Huggy Wuggy's legs and takes the doll off Megumi's hair. "Got it!"

"Throw that thing away, Yuuji!" Nobara pointed as she hides behind Fushiguro with Kisho.

"But lil sis-"

"With it screeching like that?" Kisho asked. "No way...it should be in her room. We gotta talk to Gojo-sensei about this."

Yuji looks at Huggy Wuggy now as it is looks like it's struggling and screeching like it's...afraid. He doesn't know why. But the doll is scared. Yuji recalls Taz's words.

In a way...Wuggy Huggy must have been a kid once and was turned into this doll against his own will. The little guy must be scared by all this. No doubt, reacting to the cursed energy of him and everyone in the room. Without hesitation, Yuji goes to pet Huggy Wuggy. "There, there..." He said gently, making his other three classmates pause. What the?

"Sorry about that. We had someone who came from the same place as you. You freak out and we freak out. Our bad." Yuji said, making the Wuggy Huggy calmed down, ceasing its screeching, and looked up at Yuji in surprise.

"There we go. Your name is Wuggy Huggy, right? I bet you have another name, do you?" He asked.

The little Wuggy Huggy nods and goes to wrap his arms around the hands holding him. Soon, it closes its mouth into a smile. It seems like Wuggy Huggy is now friendly.

"Anyway..I'm Yuji Itadori! Nice to meet you!' Yuji smiles.

"Yuji...." Fushiguro begins. Yuji looks up to see his three classmates. He almost forgot that they were there. "Yeah?"

"What are you doing?!" Kisho asked.

"Yeah! What the heck are you saying?!" Noabra asked.

"Look...I know that place is creepy. But Catnap and Wuggy Huggy used to be kids....kids younger than us or just like you, you know?" Itadori reminds them. "Just because they look different doesn't mean we should treat them differently. They just want a friend."

Kisho and Noabra blinked as they have no words for it. Megumi sighs, rubbing his neck as he knows where Yuji is coming from. "Even so...it's just..."

"Guys! I'm back! Sorry about that! Hellmare was calling me and-" Taz blinked. "Big brother!" She smiles, "Are you checking out Wuggy Huggy?"

"Oh uh....yeah!" Itadori nods, holding Wuggy Huggy. "He's...really cuddly, you know? I just want to hold him." Should he tell Taz that the doll is alive? He can sense the three looking at him, wondering what he's going to reveal.

"Really?" Taz asked.

"Yeah really. He seems very cute!" Yuji said. Nobara and Kisho's jaws dropped, hearing. Taz nods. "I know, right?" She pauses and then says, "You know. It seems you like him. Do you wanna keep him?"

WAIT WHAT?! Kisho and Nobara are in shock. Megumi is in shock too.

"Huh?" Yuji blinks.

"I have enough dolls." Said Taz. "I know it's a gift from Gojo-sensei but I don't mind sharing Wuggy Huggy with you."

Now Yuji is thinking about it. Megumi, Nobara, and Kisho are wondering what would Yuji say. But Yuji Itadori already knows what he wants to do. His thoughts are already heard which makes Sukuna widen his eyes in disbelief. It was slo-mo, that even Sukuna aka the King of Curses was unable to stop the inevitable.

Brat....

"Oh well..." Yuji begins.

Brat. No.

"I think...."

For the love of Buddha..you cannot be serious!

"that would be..."

We. ARE. Not. putting that thing in our room! NO! NO! NO WAY!

"be great, little sis. I think having Wuggy Huggy with me in my room would be a good addition." Yuji smiles and this got everyone except Taz freaking out inside.

NOOOOOO!

"Okay!" Taz smiles, not noticing the shocked faces of Megumi, Nobara, and Kisho. "I think you need Wuggy Huggy more than me! He is really fuzzy." She smiles. Huggy Wuggy looks at Yuji and still smiles, presenting a real smile. Yuji chuckles. "Yeah! I bet he is!"

"But Yuji..." Kisho begins.

"Oh! Speaking of which, you wanna watch a movie? I have this movie saved and you might like it!" Yuji asked. Taz smiles, "Sure!"

Yuji and Taz get out of the classroom as they go to see a movie in his room.

As Yuji and Taz left, Kisho couldn't believe this as he plopped down on the chair next to his desk and yelled, "NOOOOO!"

Here we go. Megumi sighs, "Kisho-"

"NOOOOO! YUJI ITADORI HAS JOINED THE DARK SIDEEEE!" Kisho yells.

Megumi then groans, "Kisho-"

"WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!? WE LOST OUR BEST FRIENDS TO THE ENEEEEMY!" Kisho cries as he puts his head against the desk and ruffles his own hair. Nobara can't believe this either. "KISHO IS RIGHT! THEY BOTH HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED!" Nobara cries, shouting her head off. "WE'RE DOOMED!"

Oh my god. I am so over this. Megumi thought, deadpanned while Nobara and Kisho were losing their marbles over this. He hopes Yuji looks after Huggy Wuggy. He can guess that Sukuna won't be happy about this.

Oh well. Yuji can take care of himself and so does Taz. Megumi sighs as he goes to drag Nobara and Kisho out of the room, kicking and screaming. To get a teacher to calm these two down. Probably Nanami or Principal Yaga.

And so....the school has two new additions. Huggy Wuggy and Catnap.

To be continued???

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The Misadventures of the Pheonix and Chimera Sorcerers. Part 6 - Return of Wilson

Hi everyone. This is part 6. This is for my rper parnter; @the-silver-peahen-residence. This drabble came about after having fun on IM chat from the aftermath of part 5 between me and Peahen-mun. Some of the dialogue from Peahen's canon muses is hers and I want to credit her for it.

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---- Warning ---

More hilarity.

This is a long drabble!!

Incorrect gammar.

----- Summary -----

After an almost disastrous mission of retrieving one of Sukuna's fingers, Daichi is still grieving the death of an innocent and blames himself much to Megumi's dismay. So Megumi and his friends plan a way to cheer him up. However...during the weekend, things get a little bizarre. How would Megumi deal with this?

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The weekend is here and there are no missions giving the first-year students a lot of free time. However, one is not happy for the weekend. The sound of sobs and crying is heard from the room.

A knock on the door is heard before opening.

"Uh...Kisho. You're good?" Yuji Itadori comes in as the person in question; Kisho Hashimoto aka Daichi Pheon-X is on his bed, face on the pillow while Eito is on his back chirping, comforting him. Followed by Yuji, there's Megumi, Nobara, and Taz.

"Nnnnnn-" A response of a muffled sound is heard from Kisho.

"What?" Yuji said.

"NO!" Kisho sniffled, lifting his head. "I'm not! I can't get over it!"

"Uhhhh..." Yuji tries to rack his brain while Sukuna groans, rolling his eyes at this. "Is it about the Wilson the Goat?" Yuji asked.

Upon hearing this, Megumi groans mentally.

"Yes...." Kisho sniffled. "Rest in Peace...Wilson." Kisho sniffled. Megumi sighs, "Kisho...serious-" But Nobara cuts in, "Just let him be. He needs a minute."

"Over a goat????" Megumi asked incredulously.

Kisho snaps, "It's not just a goat, MEGUMI! He is a HERO! HE SAVED MY LIFE! That's like telling John Wick that it's a just a dog after killing everyone over it! Are you going to tell John Wick about it?!"

Taz blinks while Kinie snickers. This is entertaining. Kinie never thought a goat ate one of King's fingers and things happened from there. Taz was told about this after asking Gojo-sensei of who Wilson is. After hearing the details, Taz gets it and feels bad. For Kisho. For Sukuna. and For Wilson.

I mean...Gojo-sensei told me that he was running from a curse user and he got attacked from behind, dropping the case. I mean...it wasn't Kisho's fault. He tried his best. Taz thought while Kinie snickered. 'Still...it's so pitiful.'

"It's okay, Daichi. Think of it this way. Wilson went to goat heaven." Taz said, cheering him up. Kisho snffiles and nods, "Yes! As a hero, he went to goat heaven. He's a good friend." He said.

Megumi twitched an eye, "Kisho...you only met that damn goat for FIVE minutes!"

"A very good friend!" Kisho reiterated.

"FIVE MINUTES!" Megumi yelled.

"Five minutes is enough to know a person, okay?!" Kisho retorted, slamming his fists on the bed, making Nobara facepalm. Sukuna groans in Yuji's head, ' I really wanna smack some sense into him again. It's his fault that the damn goat ate my finger in the first place.'

Yuji sighs, 'But he got it back, Sukuna. Though...in a messy way.' He sweatdropped, remembering the smoky remains of Wilson the Goat when Kisho in Daichi mode using his curse technique,. Yeah, no doubt that will scar Kisho for life. However...the King of Curses isn't too sympathetic to Chunbiyo sorcerer's plight. 'AND HE'S FUCKING CRYING ABOUT THAT! IT'S JUST A FUCKING DAMN DIRTY GOAT!'

Yuji sighed, knowing Sukuna is still sore about Wilson eating his finger but still.

In all fairness, Kisho was chased by one of the curse users and he managed to outdo most of them except for one. He remembers seeing the injury that he sustained on the back. e was attacked from behind and fell into the goat enclosure. That's gotta hurt. But nothing hurts more than taking a life of someone.

'Someone?!' Sukuna repeated.

So Yuji can't blame Kisho and how he's feeling. He took it way too hard. Although hearing Sukuna panic about a goat eating his finger is kinda funny.

'HEY!' Sukuna yelled.

Kisho is still grieving as he explains, "And that same goat saved me from a curse suer! How would you feel if someone said your shikigami is just a dog, Megumi?" Kisho said.

"He has a point, Fushiguro." Nobara said with Yuji nodded, "Especially John Wick thing. Animals are innocent!"

"SO LET ME GRIEVE DAMNIT!" Kisho yelled. Rolling his eyes, Megumi is not dealing with this today.

Megumi groans, "Look-you know what? Fine. Just tell us when you feel better." He leaves, ushering the others to leave as Megumi is about to close the door. Kisho then says,

"AND TELL SUKUNA, HE SUCKS!"

Upon hearing that, Sukuna twitched an eye and summons a mouth on Yuji's cheek, "THE HELL YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE FUCKING PUNK!?"

Oh boy. Yuji widen his eyes but the next words that the four didn't expect from Kisho was this. He got up and yelled at Sukuna.

He yelled at him.

YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID! YOU SUCK! WHAT IDIOT SEPERATES HIMSELF IN 20 FINGERS?! YOU COULD OF MADE A FREAKING CULT AND GO WITH IT! SO SCREW YOU!" Kisho yelled before shutting the door close angrily.

Wow. Nobody expected Kisho to tell Sukuna off of all people. He was that mad. Sukuna is flabbergasted as he cannot believe that this brat has the audacity to tell him off. "I'm going to strangle that little-"

"Just drop it already Sukuna, please! You're not going to get through to him so just let him be alone.... "Megumi tells him, making the King of Curses grumbled. Kinie is amused by this. 'That is the first time he mouth off to you...' She tells him.

Sukuna sighs. 'Honest that's true princess that's a first...but...over a damn animal.' Unbelievable.

Yuji sighs. 'Just cut him some slack, Sukuna' He tells him while Sukuna tsked.

"I can see where Kisho is coming from." Taz begins and tells her friends, "Kisho feels bad because he blames himself for letting it happen. I mean if the goat saved him then he really feels bad. Because it's not the goat...it's the people that cared for the goat and the people Wilson left behind." Taz said.

Such profound words made Nobara and Yuji think. Megumi is not argue there.

"That's a good point." Nobara said. Yuji nods while Megumi sighs. Then Yuji has an idea, "How about this? Let's cheer Kisho up! I mean...he can't stay there all day. Maybe a movie can help."

"Can that work?" Nobara asked. Taz nods. "It's the least we can do! Kisho did everything as Daichi and he did well on his missions from Gojo-sensei said so far. It's just this one mission that made him so down."

Megumi made a face but he can't refute what his friends said. True. Even though....the previous missions were...solved in a Daichi or rather chunibyo fashion. He remembers when half of the house got blown up, or when Daichi threw panties and bras at a perverted curse spirit, and when Daichi defeated a curse user like Rioto and got him enroll at Kyoto High so Rioto can become a better person.

Despite the ridiculousness of all, Kisho proved himself as a sorcerer in his own way. Kisho being Daichi is something else. Megumi wonders what would happen if Kisho not being Daichi fare on a mission.

"Alright...let's do it." Megumi said, surprising everyone. "You're not wrong. Kisho as Daichi did well given...his way of doing things."

"Like when he threw pan-" But Yuji was cut off when Megumi gave him a look. "That and amongst other things," Megumi added.

"Like when he beat his so-called rival," Nobara asked.

"Yes."

"And even the part where he blew half of a house to exorcise a speedy cursed spirit that is hard to beat," Taz asked.

"That too," Megumi said. "Daichi did try to secure the case despite the finger not being there. I made the same mistake. So I said let's get him some food and find a movie that's best." He said.

Yuji and Taz looks at each other and smile. "Okay! Let's do it." The two ran off making Nobara chuckled and shake her head. "Hey! Wait up!"

Megumi slumps his shoulders but shrugs. Well...today is going to be fine.

Hours later, the gang return to Jujutsu High with some snacks and food. Taz brought things from the bakery, Yuji brought some chicken, Nobara brought some drinks and Megumi got some snacks and other beverages along with some shopping bags. They already agreed on what movie they're going to see.

As they return to the campus, Yuji talks with Nobara, "Jeez! How many do you plan to buy, Kugisaki?! You know we buying stuff for Kisho, right?"

"Huh?! Of course, I am thinking about him, you idiot! I'm going to help Kisho with some fashion sense!" Nobara said. This made Megumi sigh, shaking his head while Taz giggles.

"I hope Kisho hopes cookies and machta cakes! They're the best!"

"They sure are, Taz." Megumi smiles. "I think Kisho will appericate it-"

"Baaaaaaaaa~"

Everyone froze as they halted their return to the dorms. What was that?

"Baaaa.."

What the fuck was that?! Sukuna said in Yuji's head. Taz became startled as Kinie is up, hearing this. "What was that?!" Nobara freezes, "I don't know."

"That sounds like a goat...." Yuji said. Taz blinks, "We have a goat on the school?!"

The school became foggy as the four saw a shadow. A shadow on four legs has horns and glowing eyes. A familiar being.

Megumi muttered somethung under his breath, "Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me..." This can't be happening, damn it!

"No way did he come back as a spirit?" Nobara said. "Is he going to haunt the school!??" She said as Yuji got Taz behind him right away. Taz is also scared. Right now, the three are watching this as the goat stood still.

Sukuna can't believe this, twitching an eye at this.

And then.

"MAAAAAA~" This got the three into a panick.

"RUN!" Nobara, Yuji and Taz shouted, running away as the goat bleats so loudly. Megumi had to run too, running after his friends, "Damn it all!"

Right away, they went to the boys' dormitory and knocks rapidly on Kisho's door. "KISHO! OPEN UP!" Yuji yelled. Then the other opens the door and sees Kisho eating ice cream. Eating his feelings; of course.

"What? What's wrong?"

Nobara and Yuji are slowly pointing to the left, outside and says, "G..g.....g..goat...goat ghos..ghost..." They trembled while Megumi is saying nothing.

"What?"

"A ghost goat!" Nobara and Yuji shouted.

"A what now? Guys...are you messing with me?" Kisho frowns. Taz shakes her head, "We're not." She cried. Then he hears a bleat outside followed by a name. "BAaaaa! Daichi!"

The five paused. Nobara looks shocked, "What the?" Megumi is speechless that a ghost goat just spoke. Sukuna got up from skull pile and went "What the hell." Yuji is surprised to hear and goes to drag Kisho out of the room. "Told you! He really said something!"

As Yuji got Kisho outside, the school is foggy. The weather states there's a mist but it's more creepy when you have a ghost goat. Then the sounds of hooves clink against the ground, the teens watched something approaching. A goat. A goat that Kisho knows too well.

"Wilson?"

"Baaaa! Daichi, it is I....Wilson."

What in the actual fuck. Sukuna can't believe what he's seeing. Even Kinie is surprised.

Daichi...I am here to say thank you..baa. I am so glad to meet you! Baaaaaaa

"Wilson?" Kisho said.

"it is me...baaa..even if it's one moment. The pets you gave me made me haaappy."

This cannot be happening! How did a goat come as a spirit?!' Megumi thought. This surprised everyone and made everyone widen their eyes. Yuji, Taz, and Nobara are listening. Kisho already broke down, "Wilson! I'm sorry! I'm sorry I let you down! I killed you because you were possessed." Kisho cried.

Wilson shakes his head, "Don't feel baaad. I already live a long life. I am so glad to meet you before I die. Baaah."

Kisho sniffled, "Wilson."

Already, tears are falling. Yuji, Nobara and Taz are sniffling. Megumi sees this and is now...well he doesn't know what to think. "......"

Sukuna can't resist rolling his eyes. Oh brother.

'Don't ruin this moment!' Yuji said so Sukuna didn't say anything.

"Thank you, Wilson! I really sorry! You saved my life and all I did I took your life after my mistake." Kisho sobbed. Taz passes napkins to Nobara and Yuji who are wiping their tears away much to Megumi's disbelief.

"Baaa....it's fine. That finger tastes like trash...."

This little....they are not meant for feed! Sukuna thought. Kisho nods, "Does that mean you are going to heaven now? Goat heaven." And Taz is crying, blowing her nose out. But the next words that stop the crying as what Wilson says bewilders everyone....

"Naaaaaah...I am going to stay here for awhile." Wilson replied. A record that sang a sad melody for a good euogly has been scratched.

Wait...WHAT??!

Sukuna can't believe what he's hearing, he even forms a mouth on Yuji's cheek. "WHAT!? LIKE HELL YOU ARE YOU-" But Yuji tries to calm him down, "Easy Sukuna."

Nobara steps forward, "Soooo this means your going to be hunting the school now?" She asked, sweatdropping. Megumi's thoughts as he sighs, 'Nope, nope, no, no. This isn't happening...'

Kisho then asks, "Really? You want to stay here?" Wilson bleats happily, "Yes...baa...I like it here!"

Now Taz is curious, looking at her friends, "Does that mean we get to keep him?!" She asked, looking excited now. Kinie sighs, "Oh gods no.."

Of course, Megumi crosses his arms and gave his disapproval, "No. We are NOT keeping him as a pet!"

"Why not?!" Kisho cried. Nobara then says, ":This would be something crazy.." To which Yuji nods, "Yeah."

Like Megumi, Sukuna voiced his disapproval as well, "I will fucking kill this damn goat. No way in hell we can let him stay here!"

But nobody is prepared for what Wilson said to the King of Curses,

"Shut the fuck up, Sukuna."

Duh-duh.

Everyone went jaw-slacked in shock with wide eyes to the size of saucers including Sukuna and Kinie. And right away, their vessels can sense their inner cursed spirits fuming now. Kinie pops out from Taz's head in quoll, "How dare are you address the King?!"

But Wilson the Goat didn't stop there. Oh no.

"Your finger tastes like ass like a bad chicken fry. Kiss my baaa ass!!"

Nobody.

Nobody has the guts to say 'shut the fuck up' to Sukuna Ryomen, the King of Curses like that. Even Sukuna can't believe the vulgar words that come out of this goat's mouth and the attitude of this livestock who ate his finger and came back as a spirit. How dare he insult him like that?! Who does this fucking goat think he is?!"THE HELL DID YOU-" Sukuna is now furious.

"Sukuna? Wait, just calm down-" Yuji yelled.

"BRAT, SWITCH!" Sukuna commanded.

"NO WAY!" Yuji shotued.

"DID I STUTTER?!" Sukuna then forces the switch as he takes over Yuji's body. "I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU AGAIN YOU DAMN LITTLE BEAST!!!" He has fire in his hands to which Nobara tries to calm him down, "Sukuna, calm down!"

"NO!" Sukuna yelled. Kinie then sends out a kinfolk to kill this goat, "I will handle this disgusting livestock!" Much to Taz's fears, "Kinie, no, stop!"

But Wilson did something that shocked everyone. Wilson opens his mouth and his mouth grows disturbingly large, then gobbles up the kinfolk in one bite.

Gobble a spirit up in ONE bite.

Kinie is appalled and in horror. "Did...you....ate my KINFOLK?! You b-beast?!" Taz is now taken aback, "Wilson eats curses." Wilson bleats making everyone tense.

"Awwww..." Kisho said, clasping his hands and admiring what Wilson did. Everyone turns at him in disbelief and horror, wondering if Kisho went insane. "AWWWW?!"

Then the dark Phoenix sorcerer decided, "Okay! No more senseless killing! I had enough killing, and I am not going to kill again!"

Sukuna is now pissed off and growls. "This son of a-" But Megumi steps in, "Calm down already! I think he has proven his point" Sukuna swirled his head at Fushiguro, "You can't be serious!"

"I AM!" Megumi said, firmly. Sukuna goes to consult Kinie as she can't believe what she saw, trying to process this, "Don't worry princess I'll get that thing for such an insult!" Sukuna assures her. Megumi shakes his head, "Sukuna, just drop it."

"So what are we going to do now?!" Nobara asked. Kisho answers, "Look. Can we just let Wilson live here?! I mean...he forgive us! Also he can eat curses! He could be an ally!"

"No!" Sukuna and Megumi said in unison. Nobara replies, "Ehhh, maybe he can be a big help in the future maybe?"

Yuji is in agreement as he wants to switch back. 'Or at least something of a support friend to help us out.'

"Come on Megumi. Please! I want to make it up to Wilson and the mission! I can take care of him!! I swear. Pleeaseeee?!" Kisho is now begging. Taz wants to help out in looking after Wilson because animals are cute!

"Wait you thinking of having him as a pet-" Megumi begs but Sukuna cuts him off, "No way in hell!"

"I wanna help out!" Nobara had her hand raise.

'I do too.' Yuji said.

'Shut it, brat!' Sukuna retorted. So Kisho tries to baragin, "Okay yeah! I want him as a pet! Also! I can make it up to Kinie and Sukuna if that helps."

Kinie growls, "How exactly are you going to make it to me?! He ate my kinfolk and insulted my King!!" Then she points out, "Also why need a goat if you have a turkey?!" Kinie referred to Eito. Eito squawked as he is offended by this. Kisho retorts, "Eito is not a turkey! He's a pheonix!"

Megumi groans, "Kisho, I know you wanna make up for this but I don't know how you-"

"Ha! How about I skin that damn goat alive and burn the turkey!" Sukuna points at Eito and Wilson. Both spirits bleat and squawk at the ancient cursed spirits. Eito is squawking angrily at Sukuna to which Curse King responses, "I seriously will skin you too you fucking bird!!"

But Nobara pouts, "But Eito is adorable-

"DON'T GIVE A SHIT IT HE'S CUTE TO YOU! I'M STILL GOING TO SKIN HIM ALIVE!!"

So Taz provides a solution, "Guys....how about we ask Gojo-sensei about this? And see what he says???" That sounds like a good idea. Megumi sighs, "We can Taz and see what he says."

At the same time, Eito goes to Nobara, like being praised as cute. He nuzzles against her cheek. "Awwww..." Nobara smiled before nuzzling back. Sukuna sees this and growls. Yuji wants to switch back so he did.

"Just come on!" Megumi said, annoyed. Yuji thought, '*I wonder how he is going to take this....' Knowing Gojo-sensei, he knows what to do!

------- Minutes later at the teachers' lounge -------

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Yuji sighs mentally with an expressionless face almost matching Fushiguro's as Gojo-sensei is laughing his ass off, rolling on the ground with tears streaming down. This irks Sukuna and Kinie. It was so bad that Gojo unwittingly activated infinity, now levitating and laughing in the air, he even did spins in the air.

Kinie frowns as she almost pops a vein. Kisho had to whispered to Nobara and Megumi "Is this a good thing or..."

Kinie shouted from Taz's head, "STOP LAUGHING! THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER!" This made the petite girl winced. Nobara and Megumi don't know how to respond to that.

Taz whispered to the gang, "I think he's laughing that a goat came back as a ghost or the fact that Wilson ate one of Kinie's kinfolk."

Megumi sweatdrops, "Or it's both or more."

"Probably both..." Then a mouth forms on Yuji's cheek and shouts, "DAMN IT STOP LAUGHING, SIX EYES!!" Sukuna shouted angrily. Finally, after 2 minutes of laughter.

"Oh god..." Gojo snorted, trying to catch his breath,"S..sorry sorry it's just funny. It's hard not to laugh....." He said. "You're telling the goat that ate one of Sukuna's fingers which forced Daichi to exorcise came back as a spirit and wants to stay here. Oh! And he ate one of Kinie Ger's shikigami. Is that what I'm hearing."

"Right." Taz said.

"Uh-huh." Kisho nods. Gojo chuckels, "Okay..okay..okay. That's really funny." So the question was...

"So Sensei, can we keep Wilson?" Kisho getting straight to the point. And of course, Gojo-sensei answers, "Yes, oh yes, we can."

"NO!" Sukuna yelled. God! Why did they came to Six Eyes for an answer! Of course, he's going to say yes! Godamnit.

"Buuuutt...we gotta explain to the principal first!" Gojo-sensei snickered.

------ More five minutes later -----

Just why? Why? For the love of....

Principal Yagi had to rub his temples as he heard the situation. A spirit got the school on lockdown. Never he thought. A goat. No. A ghost goat is the one responsible. So Gojo explains it. Yagi had to look at Kisho right now.

He heard about the boy's exploits. Before meeting him, he is a boy aka Daichi Pheon-X, a naive sorcerer who has no idea what he's doing despite his cursed technique. Although the student is serious about his studies, he even helps out two girls in dealing with cursed spirits, especially one in peculiar; Miko Yotsuya. Even if he taught her for a while without anyone's knowledge. The boy means well. The things he done...were....eccentric and completed his missions with little incident. Well except for blowing half of the house when exorcising a curse but there were other things.

On one mission, there was a report where he threw women undergarments where in Megumi's writing that Daichi or rather Kisho made an educated guess that most cursed spirits are perverts and took advantage of the spirit's deepest regret and desires. It's either Gojo's influence rubbing off or this is another Gojo in the making. He also defeated a former curse user, Rioto and vouch for him in going to Kyoto school since he hasn't killed anyone.

"So let me get this straight. A ghost goat came-"

"His name is Wilson." Kisho said.

"Right, a goat named Wilson." Yagi begins, "This is the goat that ate one of Sukuna fingers which you have to exorcise, correct, Kisho?"

"Yes sir."

"The same goat came back as a spirit and wants to haunt our school? The same goat that ate one of the shikigami belonged to Kinie Ger." Yagi asked.

"Yes." Taz confirmed.

"And you want to keep him?"?? Yagi asked. Yuji, Nobara, Taz, and Kisho nodded except for Fushiguro who disapproved of it. Yagi sighs, "I see. I can understand why because he eats cursed spirits and you felt responsible for Wilson, Kisho. However...if a being like that came back as a spirit then it is prone to cursed energy. Meaning it will become corrupt."

"Like a Hollow?" Taz asked.

"Not quite, Taz. A cursed spirit. A dangerous one at that." Yagi said. "The only thing to do is store the spirit into a cursed doll or have it become a shikigami to have Willson properly as an ally." He said while the goat is eating something. Is that grass?

"A shikigami, huh?" Kisho thinks really deeply and he glances at Megumi, "Then how about..."

"No." Megumi answered with a scowl.

"What the heck, Fushiguro! I didn't finish!" Kisho bawked.

"I know what you're going to say, Kisho. You want me to have the goat as my shikigami?" Megumi frowned.

"Why not?!" Kisho said.

"Because my cursed technique is Ten Shadows Technique, I can only summon ten shinigami using shadows as my medium."

"But didn't you lost one or two?" Nobara said.

"I did. But...."

"So why not fill the empty slots?" Kisho said.

"That's not how it works, Kisho." Megumi said.

"Why stop at ten?" Kisho questioned. "Why not more? Like eleven or twelve?!" Kisho points out. " Just because it's called Ten Shadows Technique doesn't mean you have to be stuck with the name!"

That's actually a good point. Yuji and Nobara are wondering about it. Gojo hums as that was never brought up. Why only ten?

Megumi frowns, "You know it's an inherited technique, right, Kisho? Ten is the limit for sorcerers with that technique."

"Yeah. But there are no rules that it has to stay like that! You gotta go Plus Ultra!" Kisho replied.

"Wrong school, dumbass." Megumi retorted.

"For once, I have to agree with Kisho here." Gojo hummed.

"Yeah! Megumi! You're like a Pokemon Trainer! You can fill the slots." Kisho which got Yuji and Nobara almost tripped, they snorted making Megumi twitch an eye. Gojo tries not so hard not to laugh. He already hurts his side from laughter so much. Yagi just sighs.

"Remind me to hit you again after this." Megumi said to Kisho. Yagi sighs, "Very well, then I will make a cursed doll for Wilson to go inside."

"Baaaa~!" The goat bleatly.

"Seems we have a new guest with us now!" Gojo smiled.

Then the cursed spirits; Kinie and Sukuna want to have their say. Sukuna went first, "Why though?! that fucking little-" But Gojo cuts him off, "Oh come on, it's fine! Besides it might get you and Kinie a few laughs!"

Sukuan growls, "I rather burn that damn goat!!!" Megumi had to pinch the bridge of his nose. Just great. Great!

Then Kinie adds, "If he's staying, the King and I demand compensation for the insults!" She said. Making Kisho to speak up, "How about this! I make sure to make it up to you two! Just name your price!"

This got everyone to pause. Right now, Kisho is excited for Wilson to stay here but he's scared of Sukuna and Kinie right now. Kinie quickly says, "Fine! I want-" But Kisho cuts her off, "BUT! It doesn't involve Eito and Wilson!"

Kinie clicked her tongue. "Fine! I want a cursed spirit, not the weak ones that is 4 or 3. A strong one to replace one of my kinfolk."

"Deal!" Kisho then looks to Sukuna, "Sukuna?"

"I want to skin the damn turkey," Sukuna said. Eito squawked.

"Sukuna..." Megumi warned. Sukuna tsked, "I don't want anything from him. I have my princess so I'll spend time with her and see that she's happy again after what happened..."

Fair enough. "Alright then, I make sure to make Kinie happy with a new kinfolk." He said. Sukuna went back into his inante, his mouth disappeared on Yuji's cheek. Kisho slumps his shoulders, hearing this. A sigh of relief. He apologizes to Yuji, "Sorry about that."

Yuji laughs it off, waving his hand and telling the other not to worry about it, "No no it's fine..sorry about Sukuna and you too Eito."

Eito chirps and goes to nuzzle against Yuji's cheek, as he is forgiving of him. Kisho shakes his head, "You don't gotta apologize, Yuji. It's fine. The finger was something I was responsible for. That includes Wilson too." Kisho said. Yuji smiles and chuckles, "Got it. Thanks, Eito." He nuzzles against the creature.

And so Yagi goes to prepare a doll for Wilson to go inside. He needs two days. Kisho is so happy as he goes to give Wilson pets, "Wilson!" He said with a happy face as the goat bleats happily.

Sukuna groans, 'Oh give me a fucking break already' He wished he was back in Heian Era and not deal with this nonsense!

"At least he's happy." Nobara noted regarding Kisho's state of being now. He went from grieving to happiness.

So they have to spend time with a goat named Wilson during two days. And more to Sukuna's irritation, Wilson is now getting favored by the school as he goes around, getting pets on the head, "Baaaaaa!"

'GET OUT OF HERE YOU DAMN GOAT!!' Sukuna yelled making Yuji winced. Megumi noticed this, "Is Sukuna angry again?" He asked. Yuji sighs and nods, "Yeah."

Wilson hears this and goes to nuzzle against Yuji's leg. Yuji can't help but blush, "Awwww..." he goes to reach his hand out towards Wilson.

Sukuna made his disapproval, 'Don't you fucking dare pet that little-'

"Oh come on, Sukuna! He's not bad!' Yuji tells him, petting Wilson now. Sukuna groans, 'I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!' And much to Sukuna's displeasure, his vessel is not only one. His friends are also petting him, the pup Taz and the woman, Nobara. "I gotta admit, he's pretty adorable." Said Nobara. Taz giggles while Yuji and Nobara went, "Awwwww.." They went, petting the goat some more. Megumi sighs mentally, 'Oh my god.'

Then the goat goes to Megumi and goes to nuzzle against his leg. The shadow sorcerer stood still but...he pets the goat's head.

Just this once.

After petting it, the goat even in spirit form feels nice. He has to admit, the goat is a bit adorable but he won't say that in front of his classmates.

"So...are you going-"

"No." Megumi answered clearly to Kisho. Kisho pouted while everyone laughed.

The weekend so far has gone peacefully. It was good. The group decided to watch a movie in Kisho's room with Wilson there. What will be the next thing for our jujutsu students?

To be continued....

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The Misadventures of The Pheonix and The Shadow Chimera Sorecers Part 1 || Drabble

Hi everyone! This is a funny drabble starting our muses. This is for my good friend named @the-silver-peahen-residence. Please check out her threads and drabbles!

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Cursing

Comedy

Headache

---- Summary ----

Megumi, Daichi, and Yuji are sent on a mission together to exorcise a curse. However....ridiculous and hilarious chaos ensues during their mission. How would Megumi fare dealing with Daichi's antics while Yuji made sure to keep the peace?!

But first recap of the following events involving Daichi/Kisho from Megumi's POV.

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Fushigoro Megumi, a 1st year at Tokyo Jujutsu High and a grade-2 sorcerer. Known for his jujutsu technique, Ten Shadows Technique; an inherited prized technique passed down from the Zenin Clan. He can summon 10 shinigami such as Nue, Totality, and Max Elephant by using his shadows as an intermediary. He gained the ability to manipulate shadows. He can hide in them and store objects within his shadow.

Fushigoro is a young man who is known for being stoic, aloof, and calculating. Yet he is also stern and earnest. He is highly disciplined in his jujutsu sorcery and combat is exceptional when keeping cool under pressure during intense situations. No doubt, Fushigoro is a model student of the 1st years. So far, he had reliable friends such as Nobara Kugsaki, Yuji Itadori and Taz Hellion.

And then one day, he met Daichi Pheon-X. Aka Kisho Hashimoto.

Kisho Hashimoto, known as Daichi Pheon-X as self-taught sorcerer on social media; Daichi Pheonix. His innate jujutsu technique; is Flames of the Dark Phoenix and has a cursed spirit companion; Eito. A bird that is described as a red plushie with small wings. Not much is known of his technique, only based on observations. He the manipulation of flames and creates flames. He can create flaming arrows, and imbue his cursed energy into objects such as a toy sword to create a flaming sword. His cursed spirit; Eito is his support.

Known for his optimism and daring feats yet he is disciplined in the supernatural arts in his own way. He is strong enough to take care of grade-2 curses based on the proof of his videos. Shares knowledge of his experience with sorcerers and non-sorcerers alike regarding spirits. However, his recklessness and his rouge-like behavior have brought attention to jujutsu society.

Compared to Fushigoro, if Daichi/Kisho is just a normal sorcerer, he would be promoted to grade 2. However, given his misguided experience and recklessness, he would be treated as a novice so he will learn the proper way.

Now Fushigoro has no problem with Kisho. No problems. But there is one problem. Sometimes..he is hard to deal with.

Megumi Fushigoro has to wonder. How the hell has he managed so far? Now Daichi or rather Kisho Hashimoto isn't a bad person. No, he means well. There were times when Daichi did good but there were times that made Megumi go 'what the hell' at Daichi's actions.

The first time he saw Daichi was when Gojo Saturo; a teacher gave him and his class a mission to investigate this self-taught sorcerer. Staring with his videos, the moment Megumi saw his videos, he became annoyed. Seriously annoyed as he twitched an eye. He never felt this before. Yuji Itadori wasn't this bad, hell...Yuji wouldn't do the things that are so reckless. But Daichi Pheon-X..

He treats jujutsu sorcery as a video game while defeating grade-4 and grade-3 curses with such confidence, recklessness, and grandeur. He even beats a grade 2 despite the dangers. Not only that, he creates mass property damage along the way whether it's accidentally or intentionally which is the main complaint. By destroying the buildings where the battles took place. And challenging curses that should be left to proper jujutsu sorcerers. By proper...it means sorcerers who knew the hell they were doing. Daichi is not that person even if he has a powerful curse technique.

The way he strikes poses and says the names of his attacks reminds Megumi of people with 8th-grade syndrome back in middle school who didn't grow out of it. A Chunibyou. Megumi twitches an eye every time he thinks about it. It's even worse that one's grandeur illusions are made reality if one has cursed energy and can manipulate it. Daichi is that person giving him a headache. And he is hard to track down since he's all over the place, exorcising curses and destroying locations where curses reside.

He and his class tracked this Chuunbiyou down due to his latest announcement. To exercise a high-grade curse at a shrine.

The moment he lays eyes on him is of great annoyance. He strikes poses and greets himself like he's a comic book character from a fantasy anime. It aggrave the shadow sorcerer to no end.

But the reason why he is doing this in the first person is quite surprising.

Is to make sure nobody steps foot upon a curse or unleashes it by accident. Seeing him upset about people entering places that are known for dangerous hauntings and messing with things beyond their understanding that bring misery and harm to other people makes him upset. In a way, it sounds like he doesn't blame the curses as they are acting on instinct. He blames the people for provoking curses. He exorcises the curses before anyone gets hurt. So he is doing this to prevent an incident by doing. A way to save people from curses. So he is going to take the brunt of it.

Megumi thinks back to the ghost hunters and Keiko Hotel. That one was a nightmare as he cringes at the memory. Then he got angry with the case involving the fake medium and the haunted house attraction incident that took many innocent lives. That one stings and he never forgets. Even with those cases resolved, who knows how many cases are similar to those two? So he understood why Daichi was doing this and his anger is genuine about it. He is not an idiot like those ghost hunters and he is not a fraud like that fake medium; Osaki.

But the plan to go about it. It was so stupid that he had to facepalm and groan mentally.

Provoking the curse into a fight and trapping it with some sealing paper that probably might not work in order to defeat it. Did he mention that Daichi gave them the dumbest superhero names as a way to hide their identities? Marrkos Ninja? What the hell?

Moving along...

As expected, the plan didn't work as well. But seeing him fight the curse is well....pretty impressive but he further enrages the high-grade curse and his technique almost got his friends caught in the crossfire. He even used Nue, his flying shikigami as a springboard to get higher in the air! It was so embarrassing and aggravating that Sukuna and Kinie Ger had to come out and help subdue the kappa curse. After that, it was time to take Daichi Pheon-X in.

Not before, Sukuna dishes out punishment upon this poor self-taught sorcerer when Daichi challenges the King of Curses in a duel and the amount of stupid things he pulled.

Now Megumi Fushigoro could've....intervened. He could've. He really could've.

But he thinks this is the most effective way for Daichi to learn as Sukuna is slapping him around as a way to discipline him and it change his tune real quick

In a way, to allow this to happen, he could say that it's petty revenge for using Nue as a springboard.

After that, he was brought to the Jujutsu High. In the nurse's office, he heard that Gojo gave him a good talking to and had him enrolled as a student at Jujutsu High. This means Megumi has to deal with him daily now. Great. Then one morning, Daichi left with a note that he went back home. Or rather more like sneaking out like the campus is a prison.

Megumi has to groan mentally when getting him. But it seems like Daichi is full of surprises. Taz helped manage to track him down by scent to his house. The moment they knocked on the door, the door opened revealing Daichi as a completely different person. Instead of his wild appearance, his spiky hair with his dual red and blue bright two bangs, his sleeveless gloves, his draped coat, and his boisterous attitude. What he saw was a normal average kid with bangs covering his eyes and wearing glasses in a normal white tee and pants with a reserved personality. Daichi Pheonix's real name is Kisho Hashimoto.

Later on, Megumi finds out that his own family didn't know that their own son was Daichi Pheon-X, the so-called great sorcerer. It's like Kisho is hiding this from them as he doesn't want them to know about it. It's like Kisho has a secret identity like some kind of superhero which Megumi resists to roll his eyes. However, it makes sense.

But then...things became more ridiculous at the house to the point where Megumi got pissed off at Daichi...no...Kisho! Ugh..he is going to go with Daichi at this point. Because Daichi makes him more mad than Kisho if he were to be honest. Even if they were the same person...

But besides the point, Megumi got pissed because of the cursed charms that he made.

Daichi's mother and sister told the tales of his cursed charms. Charms that are disguised as lucky charms, made by Daichi himself to ward off curses. However, stories like the story of Daichi helping his father to finish a project before a deadline on the take-your-kid-to-work day and helping his sister to pass his entrance exam. He made charms to help with the stress where in actuality, warding off the curses which made sense given the corporate world. Now this wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for the charms break and an ENTIRE office building and the people in it were cursed as a result of it. He saw the box of the failed ones that was crawling with small grade-4 curses. It was appalling.

Megumi confronted him about it and it is revealed that he made the charms by following instructions on Google. Google of all the places he could done his research! He wants to tear his hair out and strangle Daichi with it. He never yell at someone before but goddamnit, Daichi made him so mad. He never thought of saying this. Because Megumiwas this close to beating the living shit out of Daichi for his recklessness and ignorance when applying the jujutsu sorcery to this!

After giving Daichi the biggest dressing down of his life he confiscated the charms and brought them forth to Gojo and Nanami to dispel them.

At the school, Megumi became more furious when he found out that Daichi had been SELLING the cursed charms online much to everyone's dismay. Well...except for Gojo, for some reason, he finds this hilarious.

Megumi chased him down the hallways when Daichi try to run. He is so ready to beat the shit out of him. Daichi was this close to getting beat up. Because the chunibyo somehow managed to convince him that he would stop selling the charms after apologizing profusely. He thought he was helping people in dealing with curses while helping his family with money. The way he explained it wasn't some scammer, it was a child who didn't know any better given the tools and resources he had since Daichi wasn't born in some sorcerer family. Megumi sighed mentally as he had to rubs his temple of his forehead. Because he is stuck between getting mad at him and not getting at mad him.

But that feeling soon passed when Megumi snapped.

He snapped when he heard from Maki during lunch of how much-cursed charms he sold. Daichi sold 4.5 BILLION cursed charms worldwide and some of the charms were in America like Taz's home; New York City having a huge influx of cursed spirits caused by them. Putting everyone's lives in danger all over the world from those faulty charms.

Megumi never thought of beating someone up so badly since middle school. He didn't know how much Daichi sold. He thought it was small given his social media reputation but he underestimated his internet fame. He didn't think it was 4.5 freaking billion. It was so bad that Megumi had to enlist the help of two special-grade curses, Sukuna and Kinie to track him down. He had to teach him a lesson. He has to. Because Daichi or Kisho needs to realize how his cursed energy affects people. It all started out with Megumi beating the crap out of him starting with slapping and punching while putting the fear of god into him. He even uses shikigami if he tries to get away. Of course, Daichi resisted but he was nowhere near the level of hand-to-hand combat like Megumi and Yuji.

After that was said and done, Daichi went to the nurse's office after his punishment. It was decided to burn all of the charms made after being forced to dispel them himself as a valuable lesson.

And ever since then, Daichi/Kisho has not done anything stupid again as he looks committed to learning jujutsu sorcery the proper way.

But it didn't take long for Daichi to do something stupid.

Again.

Daichi begins his first mission with them and for the first time, it is a good change from his reckless behavior to working together with others and coordinating with them. Megumi can see the growth compared to before. He helped out in taking down a grade 1 curse while getting female students to safely with the help of Taz.

But there is no such thing as an easy mission.

After exorcising the curse, the female student recognizes Daichi but is confused because he reminds her of Kisho given his....strange appearance. Megumi prefers to call it his Chūnibyō attire.

Of course, Kisho is Daichi, and for some Daichi keeps saying that he isn't Kisho. Megumi had to shake his head at the idiocy. But he and his friends didn't expect what Miko said. It is soon revealed that Kisho is teaching the female student, Miko Yotsuya jujutsu without anyone's knowledge.

HE'S DOING WHAT?! Megumi gritted his teeth. This damn moron....He glared at Daichi's back right now who is now sweating bullets. Megumi remember how he got so mad because Daichi unwittingly put someone in danger and taught a non-sorcerer jujutsu on top of that might or might not lead to this.

And thought of someone like Daichi or no...Kisho teaching someone, especially a non-sorcerer jujutsu is a no-no in jujutsu society. This is the same girl that Yuji gossiped to him about being Kisho's girlfriend because Yuji followed Kisho when he noticed him sneaking out every two nights in a week and coming back tired in the morning. Every week. It all clicks now.

The curse is here because Miko was training on her own with Daichi's or rather Kisho's instruction. Somewhere along the way, the curse must have attracted to her or for something else. It's not conclusive but it could be a possibility.

The reason for that is that Miko Yotsuya can see curses, not just regular but higher as well. It is revealed that the only way that Miko deals with them is to ignore them like they're not there. The moment Nobara, Taz, and Yuji tell him this. Megumi has no words. Even sorcerers easily lost their composure for a minute when it came to high-grade curses. Miko dealt with this almost every day It was not only crazy but dangerous even Sukuna thought it was unwise to ignore them for so long because not every curse would react the same way if they were ignored like they weren't there.

So it made sense why Kisho did this. However, it doesn't excuse why he didn't bring her to the school in the first place and just told them about it! There is no need to be so sneaky about it either! He chased Daichi down and brought him back to explain this. And oh...thanks to that, another girl wanted to become a sorcerer despite having low cursed energy. Yuria Niguredou. Now Kisho/Daichi are responsible for them now, trying to get them up to speed.

Fan-freaking-tastic...

Now back to the present time...

Megumi sighed loudly while watching the videos on Daichi's channel after Nobara, Yuji, and Taz wanted to be part of his videos. And what's more, Kisho got things down when teaching the girls about jujutsu. He almost...almost didn't get anything wrong which is surprising so that's good. It's just not bringing up the stupid explosive cursed papers which is a problem.

But now his friends want to get in for his videos in the near future.

Megumi is on his bed watching his videos. Trying to understand Daichi's.......eccentric thinking. In a way, he's like Gojo at times.

He watched his earlier videos and there were things that were heavily misinformed but there were things that he got right, due to his research but over time, in the recent and latest videos. He reacts to comments that correct these facts and he seems relieved to hear them. His explanation videos and Q&A weren't that bad. It's just the videos when he combats curses. Every time he wins, a building collapses after leaving it. It made his eye twitch. He even groaned and cursed when he talked about accursed cursed charms as a way to advertise it. Daichi is lucky that he didn't have any curse users going after him. Or else he will be dead.

With a sigh, he sees someone who cares about people in his own way even with his faults. Then he goes to sleep.

The next day, he didn't expect to be paired up with him along with Yuji on a mission. Nobara and Taz were told to help the girls up to speed in their stead. Daichi's cursed technique is needed for this mission.

While Daichi and Yuji look pumped as they talk about getting snacks, Megumi is still stoic as ever, looking out the window. But why? Why does he have this lingering feeling this is going to be a long day??? As they arrived at their destination, Daichi laughed as he got out of the car.

"Alright! Now where this is curse?!" Daichi grinned. Their window and teacher; Ichji Kiyotaka explains the mission on the way there and the injuries that the locals suffer. Regardless, Daichi's optimism never wavered. The curse is inside this old building down the street on a hill. To proceed and execute the mission, the curtain is cast by the Kiyotaka in order to hide the mission from the outside. Mainly non-sorcerers.

The three entered the veil.

Eito is chirping as he is flying. Megumi summons his divine dog, Totality to track down the curse.

"Okay...so this curse is responsible for incidents like car crashes. This reminds me of a tale when I fought a curse for causing construction accidents." Daichi begins.

"Oh! Is this one where you fought a curse at a construction site? That one was really cool. You were jumping buildings and you were fighting it out." Yuji said. Megumi made a face hearing that. Like when he destroyed an entire construction site and he avoided arrest after exorcising the curse?! Yeah, that was some accomplishment. Megumi thought. His excuse is that the curse was causing the accidents but most non-sorcerers don't believe that type of nonsense.

Megumi and the boys walked before the wolf stopped and growled. Eito hoots and returns to Daichi on his shoulder. "Guys. Get ready." Megumi informs as Yuji and Daichi are in fighting stances. A cricket is heard on the wall, and a curse is scaling down to confront them. It looks like a lizard with talons and feathers. It shrieks and lunges at the group!

Right away, Daichi conjures his fire arrow and fires. The curse quickly dodges with lightning speed. Daichi fires another and he misses again.

Shit!

The curse goes to chomp down on Daichi's head behind him but Yuji counters it with a punch. The curse evades the punch and goes to get some distance before lunging at the duo. Then it got tackled by Megumi's Totality, sending the curse crash into a wall, screeching in pain.

"This explains the car crashes," Daichi said, noting his speed. Eito hoots as he looks ready to fight with his wings even if it is not combatant shikigami like Totality. The wolf shikigami growls at the curse as he is at Megumi's side.

The curse came out of the wall and let out a loud screech, making the building shake. The three continue to fight it but the curse is too quick. The only thing that can keep up with it is Megumi's shikigami. But then....they have a clear shot.

Daichi grins and aims his fire arrow, this time..it is bigger than before. Yuji sees this with his eyes widen and Megumi's eyes widen to the size of the saucers.

What the?!

"DAICHI DON'T!" Megumi shouted.

But it was too late! Daichi lets go out of the arrow and fires.

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KABOOM!

The manager, Ichji Kiyotaka shouts in fright when he hears a huge explosion! He looks at the scene, hearing it. Smoke is seen from the building where the students and the startled man blinks. What just happened.

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The boys coughed as the smoke cleared. They see the cursed spirit twitch as it is covered in burns before dying. This got Daichi laughing as he had his hands on his hips.

"HAHAHAHA! The curse is now exorcised! The day is saved!" Daichi smiles. All of them are covered in soot even Totality as he sneezes the snoot out of his muzzle non-stop. Yuji is amazed that Daichi exorcised a curse like that but he sweatdrops as he can feel Sukuna glaring at Daichi for that. Then two heard a chuckle.

"Heh...."

Daichi, Yuji and Eito look at Megumi is shaking before chuckling and then laughing. "Uh...Fushigoro?" The pink-haired teen is now looking concerned while Sukuna raises a brow at this. Daichi and Eito look dumbfounded then the boys slowly see Megumi make a gesture with his hands.

Uhhhh...the boys are looking at this.

Then he stops laughing immediately when he glares at Daichi who is now gulping and says,

"Max Elephant." A pink elephant emerges from his shadows and toots his trunk, before spraying water directly at Daichi with such great pressure that he was out of the building and passed the veil.

Ichji Kiyotaka gasps, seeing this, and comes right away.

"Gak?!" Daichi is coughing on the ground. His clothes are drenched and muddy since he is on the dirt. A shocked Yuji is holding Eito in his arms — who got out of the way just in time before his master got sprayed with water. "Uhhh....oooh shit." Yuji cursed, seeing this.

An angry Megumi Fushigoro approaches the flame sorcerer.

"M-Megumi! What the hell?!" Daichi yelled before coughing up water a bit.

"What the hell!? Don't give me that, you idiot! We exorcise curses not blow half of the building when doing it! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" Megumi yelled.

"IT WAS TOO FAST!" Daichi cried. "I GOT A CLEAR SHOT A-AND IF I MISS! THE BUILDING CAN SLOW IT DOWN, YOU KNOW?!!"

"AND YOU THINK THAT WORKS?!" Megumi yelled incredulously.

"IT WORKED, DIDN'T IT?" Daichi argued. The curse fades away in purified flames.

"ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US CAUGHT?!! NO ONE SHOULD KNOW IT WAS US! WHY DO YOU THINK ICHJI PUT UP A CURTAIN FOR?!" Megumi questioned.

"I don't...know..." He sees Megumi's eye twitching to which Daichi quickly answers,. "I-I mean...to hide our activities from non-sorcerers!"

"Yes. And what you did do?! You blew half of the house!" Megumi shows the house that is blown up. Half of it. A piece of rubble was left on the floor. " So how this is going to be explained?!!" Megumi asked.

"W-well....we can just say that a fire was the cause! Like from a gas leak or from lithium batteries! You know! That's a thing!" Daichi quickly said. "That's how I did it when it comes to this type of stuff!"

This dumb Chūnibyō.....

"Y-you....that's it!" Megumi goes to tackle and proceeds to beat him up, "YOU DAMN IDIOT!" He yelled.

Daichi cries. "OW! MEGUMI! STAHP! I'M SORRY!"

Yuji and Eito were watching in disbelief. Sukuna is laughing inside his vessel finding this entertaining. Ichji Kiyotaka wasn't sure how to handle this as he looked nervous. "So it seems the curse has been exorcised, Itadori?" He asked Itadori to which Yuji Itadori nodded. "Yeah, it is, sir. Uh...I'm going to break them up. Please hold him" He goes to hand Eito over to Ichji. Ichji watches Yuji going to break them up right away and hopes to calm Megumi down.

"Huh?" Ichji hums, looking at Eito who gently chirps at him. He never thought a cursed spirit like this one would be warm and fuzzy in his hands.

Yuji breaks both of them up much to Sukuna's dissatisfaction.

"Okay, okay! Guys, guys! We exorcise the curse, didn't we?!! That means we get to go home early!" Yuji smiles, trying to look on the bright side.

Daichi nods nervously, "Right."

Megumi grumbles, "Yeah sure."

"Actually...we have another mission coming up soon," Ichji said after telling Gojo-sensei that they exorcised the curse. Megumi groans, Daichi chuckles nervously and Yuji is now nervous and worried. He hopes the next mission won't be as bad.

Right?

Yuji can only hope.

"I swear....if you tried this again, Daichi. I am beating you with the rabbits next time." Megumi tells him. Daichi blinks. Rabbits.

This is going to be one of those days...

To be continued??!

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