#cuz I KNOW some 30yo man will go on reddit and be all like “erm actually erehisu is perfect and eren doesn’t care about mikasa even—“…

[oatmealmika]

NEVER a proshipper or toxic fan but

being an erehisu fan in 2023?!?!?!?

embarrassinggggg…… 👀

brother pls get off of reddit

for my final aot rewatch before the last episode, i just finished season two and, if most men in the fandom are erehisu stans, then it’s safe to say men really don’t understand romance because WTF IS YUMIHISU TO YALL?!?!?!?!?!??!

i get it, you have internalized homophobia ever since your seventh grade robotics teacher told you to “stop being so close with your boy best friend, it’s weird”, but DAMN.

fuck you mean “I will always be your ally”?!?!??? not to mention, “i will always wrap your scarf around you”??!?!?!?!? yes, i’m dragging eremika into this too, cuz HUH????

reddit is the number one public enemy in the state (on oatmealmika’s blog)

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #eremika #yumihisu #anti erehisu #fuck erehisu all my homies hate erehisu #not meant to be a logical post on why erehisu sucks so pls don’t treat it as one #cuz I KNOW some 30yo man will go on reddit and be all like “erm actually erehisu is perfect and eren doesn’t care about mikasa even—“… #“… tho he literally sacrificed the whole world for her and their friends while she also was the core of all eren’s memories” #all mad cuz of what some teen girl said on her tumblr page at 3am 😭 #need me an eren tho #not alpha male sigma fanon ending erehisu reddit eren #i mean whiny pathetic doubtful of himself friendly talkative passionate wants to protect his bbg instead of her protecting him eren #aka best eren #literally molding myself into mikasa to attract an eren like that 💀 #wasn’t very hard since i am similar to her to begin with in both looks and personality #so hmu if you want a mikasa to your eren 🤷‍♀️