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custards-neopronouns · 10 months

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Reminder that:

Neopronouns are entirely valid.

It doesn't matter if neopronouns are "cringe" or "weird". In the eyes of someone who dislikes a group of people, everything about them will be "weird". Why not have fun while being weird?

Neopronouns can be hard to use or understand, but they do get easier with time.

Neopronouns being confusing or new does not mean someone can insist on referring to others with the wrong pronouns. (Of course, don't get hung up on calling someone the wrong pronouns by accident, but especially don't hateful.)

Neopronouns are not limited to anything at all. They aren't exclusive to nonbinary people, they aren't only for people who present a certain way, they aren't for people who also use xenogenders. They're not closed. They can be used by whomever.

Neopronouns can be anything. Nouns, consonants, vowels, entirely new words, symbols, emojis - they're what you make them.

Neopronouns are constantly evolving. Their entire existence is based around being new. You can use neopronouns for yourself, learn about the history behind neopronouns, practice using neopronouns, create neopronouns - everything is free to do forever. Be cool and have fun.

#neopronouns #mogai #not pronouns!#custard speaks #this one goes out to uhh. everyone here #xenopronouns #neo pronouns

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resident-dragon-enthusiast · 1 year

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You ever brainrot on a ship so much that you make a fanchild for it

#custard speaks #totally didn't happen with a certain Cookie Run ship #nope definitely not

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s3v3r3dh3ad · 3 months

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I just thought about how fucking funny it is that Bald Bull gets stalked by the paparazzi 24/7 even while he's training and bathing and shit and he kinda just screams and starts swinging on bitches instead of actually injuring them AND YET THIS MF DECIDED IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE TO THROW A FUCKING DUMBBELL INTO THE CROWD WHEN NOBODY WAS EVEN DOING ANYTHING TO HIM? LIKE WHERE WAS THAT ENERGY WHEN HOES WERE PHOTOGRAPHING YOU BLOWING UP THE BELL TIRE BATHROOM?💀😭

#punch out #punch out wii #bald bull #I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THOUGHT PROCESS WHY WOULD YOU JUST RANDOMLY BE THROWING HEAVY OBJECTS AT MFS THAT CAME OUT TO SUPPORT YOU AND NOT #THE GODDAMN PAPARAZZI?😭#speaking of which JUSTICE FOR THE REF HE GOES THROUGH WAY TOO MUCH SHIT HE WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING AND THEN BULL'S BIG HEAD ASS JUST #RANDOMLY DECIDED TO LAUNCH THAT BITCH 15 FEET LIKE?💀😭#prayers for the ref we love you Tony 🙏#me and buggy have been calling the ref Tony for so long that I forgot it wasn't canon 😭#shitpost #belle tire #custard hut

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kylievershion · 1 year

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Reblog to throw this b-tch into a fire

#/NF #kye-kai speaks what?#custard cookie #elder custard cookie #custard cookie slander

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dozenssporks · 10 months

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*the video opens with a distant shot of Vash laying in the shade of a sand dune making a ‘snow’ angel*

Wolfwood, speaking from behind the camera: there he is, ladies and gents, the most feared outlaw in the tri-state area

Vash: only that infamous? my ratings have dropped.

Wolfwood slowly zooms in until it’s a close up of Vash’s face as he stares at the sky: you’ve been laying there for, like, an hour. Don’tcha have anything to do, you lazy bum?

Vash: I am contemplating. The life. The Universe. The everything. That cloud looks like a jelly doughnut. Now shush.

the shot slowly zooms out again and wolfwood whispers: I am bored out of my mind so I am going to do something drastic. Ready? Okay. *raising his voice* Hey, needle-noggin! What’s your opinion of America’s public transport system?

Vash, sitting bolt upright in a shower of sand: it’s The Worst! It’s patchy, incomplete, inconsistent! There are hundreds and hundreds of desolate miles where the only option is a car because nobody bothered to put a train there. Do you know what that means when you can’t drive? It means you walk! My boots have racked up more miles than a soccer mom’s SUV--

Wolfwood, whispering again: and off he goes . . .

^Vash gets up and begins to march around, waving his arms dramatically to emphasize his points or express his frustration. The camera calmly follows him back and forth. There are several cuts so Vash’s ranting jumps from point to point and country to country, a timer in the corner of the screen records how long he’s been talking, more than twenty minutes. The smooth dune becomes a a churning sea of footprints*

Vash, pointing sharply: --and that’s why England’s railway--!

Wolfwood, suppressing giggles: what about, dunno, Italy?

Vash: Italy, well, I got pick-pocketed on public transport there actually

Wolfwood: for real? someone picked the humanoid typhoon’s pocket?

Vash: yeah--oh! That reminds me, hang on!

*Vash dives forward, sliding to a stop at his destination on his knees. He pulls open his bag and rifles through the contents. Odds and ends spill out and a couple odd shirt-sleeves are trailing in the sand before he pulls out a wallet*

Vash: so um *pulls an id card out of the wallet and glances at it* Drusilla Zuccaro if you are watching this I’m sorry I took your wallet and forgot to give it back and forgot I still had it until just now. It was going to be a great bit where you thought you’d got my wallet but I’d got yours and I’d give it back and we’d laugh and you’d turn over a new leaf and never pick-pocket again. I, uh, kinda had to hoof it due to various misunderstandings and it slipped my mind. I’d offer to send it back to you but it’s been, uuhhh, five months? You’ve probably got a new id and stuff by now . . .

Wolfwood, voice shaking with suppressed laughter: there wasn’t any cash?

Vash, looking sideways: . . . it was only maybe fourteen euros and a guy on the run has gotta eat, you know

Wolfwood: vash the stampede committing petty theft? you disgust me

Vash, on his knees, hands pressed together: Scusami tanto, ti chiedo scusa dal profondo del cuore. Sono mortificato, chiedo scusa.

Wolfwood: yeah, yeah, so what are you gonna do about it?

Vash, sadly and a little sulky: Ti rimborserei ma non ho soldi

Wolfwood: Imma take a wild guess and say you’re saying you’re broke

Vash, muttering and drawing circles in the sand: sì

Wolfwood: you’re a total deadbeat you know that, spiky?

Vash, throwing himself down into the sand, tears streaming down his face: leave me and my deadbeat feelings to die

Wolfwood: want some absolution?

Vash: keep your stupid little confession box away from me! Didn’t you hear me? I have no money! I’m already in debt!

*Vash continues to weep noisily as the camera pans over the dunes and setting sun*

Wolfwood: that was fun. next time I’m gonna ask him about, um, types of socks maybe. This is where I’d ask you to like and subscribe but y’all know we don’t work like that. Otherwise we’d be scamming you for donations and ol’ needle-noggin here would have money for bus fare. Buh-bye.

*video ends*

#trigun #trigun on the run au #trigun modern au #a dozen sporks speaks #ww: how can you tell the cloud is specifically a jjelly doughnut #vash: well it doesn't look like a custard filled one. Obviously.#this nonsense makes me smirk to myself at work and that's all that matters #trigun snippets

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quibbs126 · 1 year

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I’m thinking more about the “cartoon show about the Ancient descendants starring Princess Cookie” thing I offhandedly mentioned and I just wanted to share some ideas concerning it

In my head, it’s probably closest to the She Ra reboot, but I’m not sure how much since it’s been a few years since I’ve seen it. But the main character is less Adora and far more so Glimmer. And also we don’t exactly have a big cast of royals to work with

So there’s Princess as our main character and Knight as her bodyguard/love interest/best friend (at the very least Knight starts with a crush on her, whether that gets reciprocated or changes later on is up to you I suppose). She lives in the Hollyberry Kingdom with her parents and an absent adventurous grandmother(I mean absent like she is in the game, not so much she’s a deadbeat. Just imagine this setup like the game)

Custard III is pretty much the team baby and is basically like a younger brother to Princess. The plot probably starts with Princess and Knight meeting him and learning he’s the descendant of Pure Vanilla Cookie, king of the long lost Vanilla Kingdom. Not sure what the plot would entail but this seems like the best starting off point for a show. Other than that, Custard III probably lives in the Hollyberry castle with Princess, since he has nowhere else to go

As for Dark Choco, well it depends whether you want him as part of the main supporting cast or not. If he’s part of the hero group, I’d say make him his Young Prince version, and he’s the oldest member of the group and by proxy most experienced, but he still has things to learn. He’s a family friend and already part of the group at the start. Not sure why he’s a frequent cast member but whatever. He’d be the older brother type and probably the group’s main/best fighter. Also he has issues with his father that would probably get worked through throughout the show

If we’re going with him being like he is in current day, then he starts out as part of the antagonist group, but he eventually leaves and gets his redemption arc, possibly via the power of Princess’s trust and friendship, eventually becoming part of the group but more as an older mentor/uncle figure

Though I’ll be honest, with the first scenario I have this neat idea of Dark Choco losing his eye in this series, where instead of how he does in canon, he loses his eye defending his friends, in some sort of scenario similar to the prom night rescue in She Ra (fun fact: this scenario of the prom night rescue but with Cookie Run characters is where this whole idea started). He then has a character arc about his new loss of an eye but he pulls through it and ends up seeing his injury as a symbol of his loyalty to his friends.

He might also have a slight corruption arc in this series with the Strawberry Jam Sword, but it doesn’t have nearly the same ramifications as canon as the team figures out what’s going on pretty quickly, if not immediately (in that he’s not in control), and eventually help free him from this. He probably also doesn’t join the villains in this scenario, at least not while he’s in control, and if he did it’d be after a very long time skip where he’s basically been broken, which I don’t imagine happening

I admit, this first scenario is the one I like more, I just put the second one since it’s the one closer to actual canon

We don’t really have any more “Ancient descendants” to work with (well there are more, I mean more in descendants from other Kingdoms), but they’ll get added once they show up I guess. I mean I know there’s theories for other characters, but since nothing’s currently confirmed for them, I won’t be using them as main characters

Now for Tiger Lily. So she’d show up occasionally throughout the story as a mysterious character, saving the group on occasion but never go back with them, disappearing back into the wild. Or heck, maybe she only shows up when Princess is alone, so nobody else knows who she is, though maybe the others would meet her later. There’d be hints to Tiger Lily and Princess’s true relation, like Jungleberry and references to Princess once having a twin, as well as possibly an episode featuring Tiger Lily and her wondering what this connection she feels towards Princess is, and simultaneously vice versa with Princess, but their true connection wouldn’t be revealed until like, at least a Season 2 (wait no, don’t these sorts of reveals happen at the end of Season 1s? Eh whatever). But there’d probably be an arc much later on of her trying to integrate into normal society and her trying to connect with her family she’s never known. Princess would be the easiest since they already know each other, but her parents are another story

Oh right, I should also mention, since this is in the form of a kid’s cartoon, all the main characters are children/teens. Staring off the show, Princess/Tiger Lily/Knight are around 14, Custard III is somewhere between 7-9, and Dark Choco is around 17-18, in the scenario where he’s part of the supporting cast the whole way through

Clotted Cream and the Creme Republic might show up as a late addition as well, never being made part of the group but more like a guest character that pops in from time to time. Though we might spend more time with him in an introductory arc with the Creme Republic and this being where Custard III’s family is from, though nobody knows until the name Custard is mentioned. Though in the end, Custard III chooses to stay with Princess and friends

The main antagonists would probably be Dark Enchantress and the Cookies of Darkness, and the Ancients would also be featured characters, with Hollyberry eventually appearing again, or perhaps her first showing up as a normal huntress but later being revealed to have been Hollyberry watching the kingdom from the shadows. But the Ancient stuff would really only happen during Plot Time, as I like to call it

And uh yeah, think that’s about it, just thoughts I had. Tempted to make this an au, but I don’t know how considering the characters aren’t different in design or anything and there’s not too much different from canon in a vacuum, it’s just that the story is being told in a different format and with different main characters. It’s more a bunch of neat ideas I like

Also not sure what role the dragons would play. I mean I feel like they should play some role, at least Pitaya, but we already have a group of antagonists and they don’t really fit in with them

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #princess cookie #knight cookie #custard cookie iii #dark choco cookie #tiger lily cookie #royal berry cookie #jungleberry cookie #I realize they aren’t really mentioned but I suppose they’re relevant?#hollyberry cookie #cookie run au #sort of #random stuff #speaking of the rescue mission in this scenario Dark Choco was the one kidnapped bc the baddies think he could be useful #(they caught him via sneak attack)#he also ends up the one most beaten up by far at the end of it due to him resisting their methods and him trying to save his friends #Custard iii tries to help but his healing magic is pretty limited so while it helps a little he still has serious injuries #this would also be the first time we see Dark Cacao break character and see him legitimately terrified for his son’s safety #showing the characters (and I suppose the audience) that he’s not as cold hearted and distant as he seems #just that he has trouble expressing himself

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staryarn · 5 months

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Season with your heart

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Tip 2: to make mashed potatoes easy style get enough small potatoes, fill pot till like. A third the way up with potatoes, cover with water (make sure it barely covered the potatoes), then lightly season with salt. Boil for about 20-40 minutes so they're tender as hell. Pulverize those fucks in a bowl (strained). Add seasoning to your liking (added salt, pepper, onion powder because I wasn't assed to reach for garlic powder, agave syrup / maple, cheese, sour cream. Loosen with water and add half and half (or better cream but. Didn't have it) to liking. Microwave that fucker then rapidly mix so the cheese strings)

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#the only reason i add a swetener is to balance it and because its to my taste. however do what you want #i do NOT have measurements you eyeball that shit and learn from experience #my tip is dor the love of god get a potatoe masher. however fork will work well #i had like. maybe 10 min or so boiled till soft potats and god was it an arm exercise #thats why i suggest the long ass cook time #but really its boil till tender enough to split without effort #this probably can be applies to sweet potats but. have not tried it #some fresh minced garlic would be a good replacement for some dried seasonings. id also add paprika (could not find it and couldnt be assed #if you have meat that youre making on the side make sure to get some of the meat juices (after cooking) and spoon in like 3-7 (to taste)#it adds another depth of flavor that cant be mimicked with seasonings. balance with sweetness to liking #resippy #shiko speaks #for meat fucking reverse sear that bitch. however broiling works well too #i could give recipe on custard however i do not wish egg tempering on anyone #do not bully my ass for typos i dont look at my phone my ass is typong too fast

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cookie-ask-blog · 1 year

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does "any cookie" include npcs. if so, can i (latte) beat the shit out of clotted cream's sad excuse of an adoptive dad :)

yes, you may! :] -bitter

#a letter for us! ➼ answered ask #latte cookie #elder custard cookie #custard cookie #clotted cream cookie #latte cookie irl #cookie ask blog #aevansaether #aka latte #the gods are speaking... ➼ ooc

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fae-koon · 2 months

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i want custard from the local italian ice place rlly badly but mom is getting a shower and won't want to go anywhere once she's out and idk if i want to spend money on doordash just for some custard....

#「 now speaking... 」#well. custard and iced coffee lmao

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k-overload · 9 months

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I fucking love this random band called custard

Why? I’ve got no idea. They’re just really good to me. Don’t get me started on hello machine or anatomically correct… such bangers

#k speaks #custard the band my beloved

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rens-random-doodles · 2 years

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*Cough Cough* Cookie Run Kingdom x Danganronpa au anybody?

here's the cast of cookies that will be in the killing game, If you want you can give some ultimate ideas or you can suggest a Protag or Antag, Mastermind is already taken.

#custard cookie iii #wizard cookie #gingerbrave #chili pepper cookie #strawberry cookie #madeleine cookie #sparkling cookie #wildberry cookie #crunchy chip cookie #kumiho cookie #espresso cookie #herb cookie #vampire cookie #mint choco cookie #cocoa cookie #ren speaks #cookie run kingdom #danganronpa

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custards-neopronouns · 1 year

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🎉 Happy Trans Visibility Day! I hope that everyone is having a good time, and if not I hope it gets better for you.

Saying "trans people are valid" feels somewhat bland, so here's a different message to the trans people, the genderqueer people, the people who aren't sure, and the people who can't describe it well enough with words: you are not alone in the world. Your validity is not a question and never will be. You are not alone. You are loved.

Please have a nice day, shoppers :]

#not pronouns!#custard speaks

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resident-dragon-enthusiast · 2 years

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You ever have brainrot so hard on something that your forehead is hot from it

#custard speaks

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eruditetyro · 10 months

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whatever. cardamom creme brulee time.

#in the oven as we speak to set the custard.