he is basically neutral with a solid moral compass but he is also an inscrutable troll who will pull some bugs bunny trickster god shit for -no- reason if he's bored. he will leak details about a damning government coverup but mostly for the fact it will cause drama. he also has a habit of doing JJBA poses while giving you terrible news.
(he thinks this is fine because no matter how bad it sounds he is still confident he can fix whatever the problem is, and he usually can 99% of the time)
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Zoetrope: Did you have fun putting all your pieces back together
Cupidiom: Oodles. What about the whole "lusting after a guy who even if he cares about you as much as he is capable of caring for another person will never say I Love You out loud with his mouth” thing, how's that been working out for you
Zoetrope: . . . yknow
Zoetrope: I did tell you to never speak to me again
Cupidiom: You initiated this conv-[head is not disassembled this time as much as blown into a fine metallic mist that sprays the wall behind with a silvery sheen]
Lamarr:
Lamarr: Could you always do that? Why do you not just blow up our heads when we fight?
Bianca: Yeah that's a freaking one hit kill move, what the fuck!
Zoetrope: Can't. Wouldn't work. Don't hate you enough.
Lamarr: Oh..! Thanks?
Bianca: I GUESS???
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things to draw later: scratch being an ideal deterrent to keep cupidiom the hell away from the dj (and any character in her vicinity really) bc cupidiom is super high tech but he is only waterproof if the water isn't sentient and knowingly trying to seep past the seams in his chassis to his actual circuits
tapping into the "is technically a reformed villain who was known for being bloodcurdling scary" skills she rarely gets to use and being as terrifying about it as she can to make sure he gets the message. like increasingly her viscosity just enough to stick to the ceiling and ooze a trickle down on him from above, then just dropping down full force like The Blob when he looks up, but not before making an absolute nightmare face for the nanosecond needed for his optics to catch it. he's a robot, that's all he needs to log in his memory banks forever.
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[talking about cupidiom] i want that hunk obliterated
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Hey, what do you mean by Perfect Cell? This has so many possible implications. Can he spawn mini hims? Can he fucking absorb people? EXPLODE?! There is a few things this could mean
On reflection, it's actually more of a Piccolo thing, since Perfect Cell has the trait from Piccolo's DNA, just turned up to 11, and Lamarr cannot regenerate from total obliteration the way Cell can.
So Lamarr can't pull a Perfect Cell, but he can pull a Piccolo. But I wanna use The Lines.
the dialogue in the first 2 panels is stolen from DBZA (as linked)
the dialogue in the second 2 panels is not
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Is the Drifter legitimately morally despicable or is he just an asshole
The Drifter is nowhere near the level utterly loathesome, vile evil that Cupidiom is at, but your mileage will vary on how despicable he is. He's a wildcard that is sometimes helpful to the protagonists, will sometimes help strangers out in the wasteland, and has some code of honor (albeit a very myopic one), but he's also extremely untrustworthy, and often only helps because he stands to benefit, will attack the same strangers he helped the last time they crossed paths, and commit random acts of extreme violence on complete bystanders just to make a point to someone he's talking to.
Like he does save Lamarr and Pals a couple of times over the course of the story, and provides desperately needed info at others, but
One of the first things he does after tricking Lamarr into trusting him, was trap him, and proceed to basically torture him both physically and psychologically in an attempt to make him finally boil over and snap hard enough to use his arrow sting on an enemy. Partly out of sadism, and partly because Drifter's convinced Lam will have to use it eventually, in a situation that "actually matters, unlike this one" and he might as well have his little hippie breakdown now so it gets easier to be brutal later.
Lamarr didn't enjoy that.
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If there is an anti Nickle, then what about the anti Cupidom from the mirror universe? He'd still be manbot pretty but he'll overbearingly kind and compassionate about organic life.
Oh, Dime is not from another dimension, he's an evil clone and a result of Nickle goofing around in his boyfriend's secret laboratory unsupervised
Now I could come up with a bizarro version of Cupidiom... but I'd rather just draw some other robots who do not require re-contextualization to be good people you could totally smooch
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another handful of warmup sketch TePoMes
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[at a convention or something idk]
[the good music jerks spot Cupidiom enter from across the room]
Jaren: Urgh.
Scratch: How has that freak not been blacklisted from everything yet.
Demersa: You know the answer is Because Money.
The DJ: What are we talking about?
Scratch: Baby don’t look-
The DJ: ...Oh! Cupid’s here.
The DJ: O)
The DJ: [leans to Dem] Do not let that motherfucker get anywhere near me
Demersa: How aggressive we want, scale of 6 to 10.
The DJ: Hm, what's 6 again?
Jaren: Th...The scale starts at 6?
Demersa: Oblique manipulation of walkpaths and events that just coincidentally keeps you both out of each other's field of vision. Unfortunately there is a low margin for error and rogue elements. 6.5 and the emergency backup plan is stealth kill.
The DJ: What's 8?
Demersa: I avoid drawing attention, but will run open physical interference if he enters a certain radius and will use force to evict him from it if necessary.
The DJ: And 10?
Demersa: I eliminate the problem right fucking now and I don't even try to make it look like an accident.
The DJ: Mh. Mhmm. Let's go with 8.5 I think.
Jaren: The scale starts at 6???
Demersa: And it goes up to 14.
Jaren: You just said it was 10? Wait, wait [counting on fingers] wh, why isn’t the scale just 2 to 10 then, I don’t g-
Demersa: I do not half-ass things, Jaren. I go hard or go overboard.
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Honestly you just totally wrecking the various assholes in your own story is premium A+ content. All your stuff is so good but thats just the creme of the crop right there.
why thank you!
antagonists with interesting motivations or sympathetic qualities are cool and stuff but sometimes you just need villains whose entire purpose is to make you go “ohhh kicking YOUR ass is going to be FUN” for either the comedy or the serious cathartic payoff that comes whenever they Get It
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i have realized that outside of just outright killing him eventually, one of the few ways to adequately torment/deliver comeuppance on Cupidiom would be to turn him human somehow, since he Could Not Handle being a gross fleshy oily organic lifeform at all
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oh yeah as some more recent doodles implied, i did completely redesign Cupidiom awhile back. he’s like an action figure only if you pull the string he insults you for not being as rich as he is and then probably throws you out the window for having the gall to touch him with your icky organic skin fingers
anyway for those uninitiated, this guy is evil and he sucks,
full bio to come later (working on main characters atm!)
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