[at a convention or something idk]
[the good music jerks spot Cupidiom enter from across the room]
Jaren: Urgh.
Scratch: How has that freak not been blacklisted from everything yet.
Demersa: You know the answer is Because Money.
The DJ: What are we talking about?
Scratch: Baby don’t look-
The DJ: ...Oh! Cupid’s here.
The DJ: O)
The DJ: [leans to Dem] Do not let that motherfucker get anywhere near me
Demersa: How aggressive we want, scale of 6 to 10.
The DJ: Hm, what's 6 again?
Jaren: Th...The scale starts at 6?
Demersa: Oblique manipulation of walkpaths and events that just coincidentally keeps you both out of each other's field of vision. Unfortunately there is a low margin for error and rogue elements. 6.5 and the emergency backup plan is stealth kill.
The DJ: What's 8?
Demersa: I avoid drawing attention, but will run open physical interference if he enters a certain radius and will use force to evict him from it if necessary.
The DJ: And 10?
Demersa: I eliminate the problem right fucking now and I don't even try to make it look like an accident.
The DJ: Mh. Mhmm. Let's go with 8.5 I think.
Jaren: The scale starts at 6???
Demersa: And it goes up to 14.
Jaren: You just said it was 10? Wait, wait [counting on fingers] wh, why isn’t the scale just 2 to 10 then, I don’t g-
Demersa: I do not half-ass things, Jaren. I go hard or go overboard.
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