#cuck!price lmao

[captainfern]

okay soooo i’m expanding on this post about cuck!price and his mrs, as well as my tags that basically say they’re both obsessed with you

@bleuu-moon is truly the orchestrator behind this and actually went into my dms to manipulate me into writing (i’m joking ofc lol blu i luv you and your brain)

uhh yeah this is really short and basic and unedited

18+, fem!reader — price and his wife fuck while dirty talking about you, etc (i don’t have a description or name for price’s wife just yet so bear with me 😭)

You, John and his wife had been involved with one another for months now.

It started as a mutual friendship— both Mr. and Mrs. Price being so warm and kind to you, always so inviting and generous. But throughout the friendship, you couldn’t help but notice John’s lingering stares and the way his wife would let her lips linger against your cheek after a friendly kiss goodbye.

Then, you began a tryst, of sorts, with them. A drunken night out led to you and Mrs. Price tangled together, John sitting nearby with his cock in his hand and his eyes glazed over. Then, he’d fucked you hard while his wife cradled your face, petting you gently while guiding your mouth to her slick pussy.

That was months ago.

And the Price’s hardly ever fucked without you, now. It seemed too empty, the bed too cold and the room too quiet without you. It was like you were a missing piece of their puzzle, hidden just out of reach when they needed you the most.

So, when both John and his wife found themselves worked up behind belief, whiskey warming their blood, they found they missed you.

You had been with them, in all your beauty, just three days prior— an entire night of being fucked into the mattress with a real cock down your throat and a fake one splitting you open from behind. You gave yourself to them, every bare, gorgeous inch of you. And they loved it.

They craved it.

Now, with his wife’s knees pushed up near her ears, John held her steady as he pumped his achingly hard cock in and out of her. The tight warmth of her cunt sucked him in, drawing ragged breaths from his lungs, forehead beading with sweat.

She moaned, hands scraping down his hairy back, gripping and groping at the soft muscle there. He grunted in return, snapping his hips harder, driving himself deeper. So much deeper.

Before you, their dirty talk was exceptional and always focused on praising (or degrading) one another. But you… you changed their dynamic completely— flipped it on its head entirely.

“Fuckin’ hell, she’d love this, wouldn’t she?” John moaned, cock driving up against the base of his wife’s cervix, her walls slick and tight around him. He was talking about you, of course.

His wife moaned, tossing her head back and scraping her manicured nails down her husband’s back. “Yeah— yes, fuck—! Yeah, she would. She’d— she’d love it, John.”

John grumbled something low in his chest, a growl of approval as he continued rutting his fat cock into his wife, who was mewling and keening below him.

“Mhm, she’d take it like such a good girl,” his wife moaned, one hand gripping the back of John’s neck. “She’s such a good girl for us, isn’t she, darling?”

John nodded, grunting in agreement. He was envisioning that it was your pussy that he was rutting into with deep thrusts and obscene wet squelches.

“Our good girl,” John whispered. “Fuck, miss her so much. I fuckin’ need her, love. Need her tight little pussy an’ that pretty mouth of hers.”

His wife moaned in agreement, the head of John’s cock driving her towards release. It was coming a lot quicker— her body tingling, heat blooming in her lower belly— thanks to the thought of you in her head.

She moaned again. “Oh fuck— fuck she’s such a pretty girl, John. She— oh my god— she makes me feel so good.”

“Yeah?” John implored, almost teasingly. But not too teasingly, considering you made him feel the exact same way too. John was many things, but he wasn’t a hypocrite.

“Yeah…” His wife whined. “Mmm…”

Then, Mrs. Price came with another loud moan, her orgasm ripping through her body. It made her keen and arch against her husband, still fucking her, her legs shaking as she gushed around John’s cock.

She came moaning your name.

“That’s it, that’s it,” Price cooed, eyes glazed over. “Moan her name, darling. Let me hear her name falling from those pretty lips.”

His wife nearly cried your name that time, and John bent down to kiss her. They kissed, licking their tongues together and swapping too much spit— but they didn’t care. They were too busy thinking about you.

“M’comin’—” Price moaned, and then whined out your name. “Baby, fuck, m’gonna come inside you.”

He called you baby.

Playing pretend. It’ll have to do.

His wife gasped out in pleasure when he buried himself to the hilt inside her and came hard. He filled her with a shudder of his bulky body, your name dribbling from his lips, tasting of whiskey and need.

God, they wanted you so bad.

#captainfern #cuck!price lmao #but uh yeah the original post has be going insane so thanks for that blu <3 #captain john price smut #john price call of duty #captain john price x female reader #captain john price x you #captain price smut #john price smut #price smut #call of duty

[cinnamonest]

Male Majority AU brainrot has consumed me once again. Also cucking because we love it. Dropping this blurb here for no special reason, hoping you like it nonetheless hehe

Alhaitham is quite surprised when he finds out Kaveh got himself a girl. It was apparently, after his graduation right as the popularity of the architect spiked up. Before said architect fell into crippling debts as well. Only someone as brash as Kaveh wouldn’t see it coming, wouldn’t be prepared for that outcome. So it’s not as surprising to Alhaitham when his senpai beg him to house him and his girl. He accepts, though not without a price of course.

You see, Alhaitham has never paid much attention to the other sex before. Of course he has seen women, the Grand Sage, the Darshans, anyone of power has one always stuck to their side. Those higher-ups loves to brag, and frustrate Akademiya students even more since it’s practically impossible for anyone who hasn’t graduated to get a woman for themselves (and even then, it depends on how successful you are— beside, it’s difficult taking care of a being so delicate when you never have free time). But now that you’re here, living with him, he realises what he’s been missing.

You’re a bit shy, always worry about not bothering him, and you stiffen when he addresses you. You’re still adamant about showing how thankful you are for this housing arrangement though. While he’s working or reading at home, you always bring him water and snacks now and then. Always call him ‘sir Alhaitham’ or ‘master Alhaitham’. You try your best to greet him when he comes home, to compliment him, ‘W-well done at work today’ and it makes him laugh because you obviously have no idea what his job is. He acknowledges your efforts, but small things like you— they’ll never reach even an average man’s intelligence (you seem aware of that at the very least.).

He feels a bit bad for you too, your owner can’t see past his own nose. Kaveh does his best taking care of you, cuddling you, bringing you gifts, even ask your opinion on some of his architectural projects but he never tries to listen to you, does he? Anytime he finds you two interacting, the architect runs in-between screeching ‘Don’t speak to my darling you lunatic, you’ll corrupt my beloved! Are you alright sweetheart, he didn’t touch did he ?’. Such reaction only makes Alhaitham want to try to get closer to you more and more, see how far he can get away with things.

So he does, small touches here and there that ends up in cuddling sessions, bringing you some gifts now and then. ‘I need your presence at the Akademiya, please put this on and stick close to me.’ You’re unsure about putting the collar with a clear Alhaitham’s…. Yet you’re aware you don’t have a say in this, only following his order. You won’t do anything the whole day beside being arm candy, But what can Kaveh do about it, under the threat of removing him from the house? It teaches him a lesson as well— who is dumb enough to end up almost homeless while owning a girl? He truly doesn’t realise the danger he put you through there.

Perhaps Alhaitham should look into putting you into shared ownership. Stealing a girl is illegal of course, but cases of women who got a second owner because the first one fell under tough times aren’t unheard of. He’s getting tired of waiting, he’s been looking forward to bedding you for a while now.

AHHHHH I love this, Kaveh WOULD make a horrible financial decision like that lmao. Even in general it would be so awful, Alhaitham would absolutely be that third wheel that gets constantly inconvenienced because the other is constantly making adjustments and doing things without asking first lmao

Also since there's no like canonical heights to my knowledge, there's one part mentioning reader being comparatively shorter than them

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To be fair, it's an act of benevolence to begin with. This unjust world is a constant weight on Kaveh's heart and mind, he's one of the most unfortunate people to have to exist in this universe, given he's such a bleeding heart. They have those charities and such that are supposed to advocate for better conditions and humane practices for the poor girls, and he's emptied his pockets for those more than once.

But buying one was not a selfish act, no. It may just be one, sure, and there are still plenty more suffering out there, but at least he can sleep well at night knowing he has made a difference, even if it's just in one person's life. After all, it was so pitiful and heart-wrenching, passing by those markets in town all the time and seeing them put in cages and look so miserable, he HAD to get one. It weighed on his soul, you know?

Such is how he justifies it, when questioned on it. He's doing a good thing. He's very happy about it initially, too.

Granted, it's not particularly normal for someone of his current economic status to make this decision, even pre-debt, it's not like he's super filthy rich or anything. He may or may not have taken out a loan... but no big deal... right...?

It's also true that neither of them have had any real opportunities to interact with the opposite sex — the Akademiya, of course, has no female students. Well, except for the fact that there's actually been a few cases of some particularly brazen, stupid girls being caught managing to disguise themselves for some time in attempts to get educational certification (presumably try to maintain the act long enough to become self-sufficient), but of course it never lasts long and is swiftly dealt with, given that students are incentivized by the policy that if someone discovers and rats a girl out to the institution, that person will get to keep her. But regardless, neither of them ever encountered such a thing.

Poor Kaveh is rather awkward at first, but he openly acknowledges that -- that is, he's more just awkward rather than shy, has no trouble being up-front and transparent about never having spoken directly to or been so close to a female before. He's pretty confident in his capability to be a good owner, though, he's done a lot of research and knows how to be sensitive and careful.

It's a fascinating experience, though. He's very touchy, and not even in a sexual way, often just reaching out to brush his hands over your skin, almost in a sort of awe. He realizes that for whatever reason, he had more or less subconsciously thought of them to be like inorganic objects, perhaps in part due to having spent almost more occasions seeing them portrayed in statues in architecture courses than in real life (which is very common -- no matter what nation you look at, one learns that in the anthropological sense of things, females are constantly made the subject of art, music, marblework, poetry, and virtually every other aspect of culture, often by men who have very little experience with real-life ones beyond their own mothers and the occasional few hours with prostitutes).

So it almost feels surprising to be reminded that you are made of flesh and blood, and thereby are, in fact, soft and warm and fleshy. It's an exhilarating feeling, holding onto you, even just the slightest touches and wrapping arms around you gives him a sort of natural chemical high, a buzz that's nearly overwhelming. Which, sure, he's heard described before, and has even read about quite extensively in anatomy and biology in the first years of general education, but experiencing it for oneself is totally different, and far more intense of a feeling than he had imagined.

He's really one of the best possible owners you could get, though. Very caring and doting, often to a point that it's suffocating.

And, of course, protective... which becomes an odd dynamic when he's forced to seek alternative living situations and you end up living with Alhaitham, seeing as most protective people probably would not be comfortable with a living situation in which one is living with another guy all the while.

Well, he is uncomfortable, but he doesn't have much of a choice. When his finances go plummeting, he knows who to reach out to... and while Alhaitham knows full well he'll give in and take you two in, there is some hesitation when he thinks about it. It could invite trouble, if someone sees you walking around the house and all... he'll just have to be careful.

Thankfully, Kaveh's still only paying rent for one person. Alhaitham did think about increasing it to something reasonable for two people, but... well, you're not really a "person," so to speak. When it comes to public transportation fees, usually females are considered a carry-on object, like a dog or a large suitcase, and only add an extra fee, which is less than the boarding cost for a person. So, out of generosity, he just leaves it as is.

Alhaitham soon comes to realize, however, that the decision to take you both in has some unforeseen consequences, namely being nagged and hounded about every little thing he does.

He's constantly getting chastised — they're fragile, you know, need ideal conditions. Yes, there needs to be a fire because your kind are very temperature sensitive (shouldn't he know that? Did he not pay any attention in biology??), yes he needs to buy (read: Alhaitham needs to buy) silk sheets because your skin is more fragile, yes they need to start buying (once more, read: Alhaitham needs to start buying) higher quality food for you because your it is critical that you get certain nutrients and vitamins or it will throw off your hormones and biles and all that and make you sick.

It's... irksome. He acts like every little issue that arises is the end of the world, exaggerates any harm that may come to you. And, of course, Kaveh tends to blame him for every negative thing. You get sick for a day and he claims it's because the house is too cold or too dusty, you tripped and fell and got carpet burn and it turned into a five minute lecture on how Alhaitham must have been the one to have mistakenly bunched up the edge of the rug and how he needs to be more careful, having a more fragile creature living here now. You knock something off the top of a cabinet (where they both tend to keep some foodstuffs), trying to reach it and it falls on your head, and soon Alhaitham finds his entire cabinets rearranged, optimized for your reach, and with the snacks you like placed in front of the other stuff.

Not to mention, of course, it's very awkward when he has to listen to you two go at it.

Kaveh's quick to justify that matter when Alhaitham makes some mildly passive-aggressive comment about it. No, it's not unethical nor coercion to have sex with you just because you depend on him for survival or anything. They NEED to have sex or they'll get sick... and in his defense, that's the common belief.

See, Sumeru is, predictably, the origin of a great deal of pseudoscience. Whereas other regions are more prone to bizarre and dumb traditional beliefs and stereotypes with no real basis that simply persist over time, Sumeru inhabitants prefer their misinformation to be peer-reviewed and doctoral-degree-verified, based on "studies" and "research" that is definitely not the sort where they intentionally set up the research to achieve predetermined results. You can even major in things of the sort at the Akademiya, like female medicine or female psychology, very lucrative fields seeing as they deal with primarily high-wealth clients (and otherwise men who are still willing to pay out the nose for the well-being of their beloved).

The Akademiya is also the world's leading institute on research for female hysteria, neurosis and psychosis, and cures thereof. The cause of such disorders is, generally, an imbalance of the humors and biles caused by hormonal deficiencies that are a direct result of the creature being undersexed. The Studies™ show that they become depressed and psychologically unwell as a result of several directly related causes, namely lack of orgasm and lack of having their pair-bonded mate's seed in them. Throws their brains off-balance.

Which is why Kaveh's not like the typical cruel, heartless person that buys these poor victimized girls just to use them like toys and objects, no, he's doing this because it's a necessary part of your care. The intention is what matters, and thereby makes it non-exploitative... also, of course, actually having mutual love for each other makes it non-exploitative, which he insists is the case... he's especially insistent of this after a certain someone muttered an unnecessary comment just loud enough for him to hear that 'she has every incentive to *act* like she loves you, you know,'  which left him upset for some time.

He's not wrong... you do gladly proclaim you do. That's how you've always been trained to act — even if you met your master ten seconds ago, you are ready at any moment to muster a smile and say you love him. The universally understood rules are simple: you love your master from the moment you meet him, you show no signs of discontentment, and you pretend as if you came into existence that very moment — never mentioning your past, acting as if any previous owners or living situations have been wiped from your memory, and above all, never comparing your current owner to a past one in a negative way.

Especially seeing as Kaveh is obviously... on edge. It's not like he isn't well aware of the ticking time bomb of a setup he's managed to find himself in. Staying in a home with some other guy, while having you around... it's asking for something to go wrong. Most people wouldn't dare, and would view the choice as a rather stupid one.

Thus, Kaveh is always trying to deter you from interacting, telling you that the man who owns the home is either too calloused and will be a bad influence, or too insensitive and will hurt your feelings; there's no way someone as thoughtless and dense as him would ever be able to appropriately, properly converse with your kind, known for emotionally sensitivity and all. Besides, you have no real reason to even want to speak to him, right?

So you can talk only when they're both around, when he's there to ensure Alhaitham doesn't say something stupidly insensitive or offensive. Which leads to some disputes, the two bicker back and forth even more than they would normally. And you... well, they can't be upset with you for at least trying to intervene, trying to be soft-spoken and sweet so as to not make it worse. It's very awkward for everyone involved.

His affection for you makes him that much more infuriated when he finds out that Alhaitham has been taking you out of the house and, in his mind, forcing you to spend time with him when you obviously have no desire to, parading you around as if you're his. It frustrates him, it upsets him, but... he can't really do anything.

On Alhaitham's end, though, it's only fair, so he thinks. Come on. What was he thinking? Knowing full well that Alhaitham doesn't have one, and yet he still basically wants to torment him by having you there? It feels like rubbing salt in a wound, of course he should know this was bound to happen eventually.

It's just slowly building up to a much bolder move, or rather, a compromise. Just... once a month, maybe. It's what he's owed, you know? And he'll be sure to fill out the paperwork verifying that he has partial ownership, meaning he's entitled to physical relations anyway.

With no other options, Kaveh is more or less forced to agree, albeit very very begrudginly... but, of course, with limits! He doesn't exactly have any right to set those limits, really, but Alhaitham agrees to them if for nothing else but to save himself the complaining and chastising he'd get otherwise. It's only a very small allowance, once per month and only once, no more than half an hour, and absolutely no other exchanges of any affection outside of that! Not that he can be there to enforce that, but he trusts you'll tell him if that bastard makes any move to touch you or kiss you or try anything whenever he's not around... won't you?

Not knowing what else to do (and stuck between trying to keep two rather stubborn individuals happy at the same time), you're very quick to assure him that of course you won't allow such a thing, and, of course, that you love him so much more, he's so much better and he's the only one that can actually make you feel good, so on and so on... he's not exactly happy about the situation, but your words placate him. For now, at least, until Alhaitham keeps pushing the bar for what he's allowed further, and further, and further...

#poor kuckveh 😔 #and then he just takes out another loan and goes further into debt to buy one for alhthm so hell leave you two alone-- #but also I like to think that kveh just like #sits outside the room the whole time and makes no effort to hide it #like how high school teachers will just blatantly stand there and loom over kids doing group work lmao #.mmau #.kv #.ah

[kaiisers]

GENSHIN IMPACT ꒰ inazuma ꒱

none of the works in this rec list belongs to me. all due credits go to the respective authors. contains mature content, aimed for +18 audiences. reader discretion is advised. most of these works are f! or afab! reader. ALSO! minors + blank + ageless blogs will be blocked. 

⿻ last updated: may 31, '23

are you watching? ── ayato, thoma ── 1.5k+

cw. f! reader, exhibition, dom ayato, sub reader, voyeur & subby thoma, dumbification, humiliation, tummy bulge, praise & degrade, facial, overstim, slight choking, breeding, literally just ayato whoring u out lmao

ayato tormenting thoma.

cw. not sfw, minors dni. warnings include: past cucking, dub-con, cunnilingus, pining, power imbalance (reader is a maid of ayato’s), pet names including ‘pet’ and 'little one’. reader is afab and wears a shrine maiden uniform with a skirt, but no pronouns or gendered terms are used.

benefaction. ── thoma, slight ayato ── 4k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ thoma is very used to being the third; the bystander, in these little games that ayato plays with you. but today, on thoma’s birthday, the commissioner has a different proposition.

cw. not sfw, minors dni. dub-con due to weird power dynamics; reader is a maid and is beholden to ayato because of this, ayato is thoma’s master/lord too. cucking, kind of, of ayato. past cucking of thoma. wanting. piv sex, masturbation, mentions of bondage. use of ‘my lord’ and ‘master’ as titles. ‘songbird’, ‘birdie’ and ‘angel’ are used as pet names towards reader. reader wears a maid dress and stockings. reader is afab but no gendered terms are used.

do more than just look. ── yae miko ── 1.8k

cw. afab!reader with no set pronouns, college/modern au! brat!reader, face-sitting, cunninglus, breath play, fingering, use of toys (dildo), overstimulation, masturbation, spoiler for Yae's namecard, unedited

feels like forever, even if forever’s tonight. ── thoma, ayato ── 5.7k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ Everything feels raw, exposed, Thoma’s nails scraping against the thin material of his pants, fingers scrabbling for something to do under such an intense stare. That glitter in Ayato’s eyes seems to shine bright and burning as Thoma squirms beneath it, the ghost of a smirk brushing against his lips. It’s as though his master’s gaze is stripping him bare—stripping the clothes from his skin and the flesh from his bones, prying open his rib cage and peering into his very soul itself. It’s all so invasive, yet Thoma bares it all to him anyway, almost voluntarily, begging his lord for some instruction, some guidance, some rules to follow and obey and be praised for, eliminating any room for error or overstepping of boundaries, desperate to be told what to do and how to do it so he can satisfy everyone and do it well, do it right, do it the very best.

cw. smut. dubcon, manipulation/coercion, daddy kink, toxic relationships, size kink/size difference, belly bulge, cuckolding kinda (ayato watches thoma fuck his girlfriend), praise, reader is quite flexible, a hint of dumbification/degradation, rough sex, overstimulation + mentioned orgasm denial as punishment, dacryphilia, power play/power dynamics, thoma is a sub-leaning switch in this, interchangeable use of the words my lord/master

little chores. ──── thoma, ayato

cw. f!reader. ayato eating cum. cunnilingus. fingering. use of the word pussy. thoma calls you angel

right before your eyes. ──── ayato, thoma

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ you are willing to pay any price for your lord’s … unusual tastes. thoma’s price, though, feels a little steeper.

cw. not sfw, minors dni. power imbalance (reader and thoma both work for ayato). sub reader and sub thoma, condescending mean dom ayato. thoma is getting cucked hard. fingering, masturbation, bondage, a little dirty talk, grinding against one’s shoe. coming in underwear (thoma). reader is referred to as ‘darling’, ‘songbird’, ‘birdie’, thoma is called ‘good boy’. reader is afab but no pronouns or gendered terms are used.

sleeping on the couch. ── heizou, kunikuzushi ── 1k

cw. gn!reader, modern!au, established relationship, sfw, slight angst

tell me. ──── ayato, thoma

cw. not sfw, minors dni. reader is afab, no gendered language/pronouns are used. dub-con, power imbalance (reader works for the kamisato estate).

wanted. ── itto, gorou ── 0.9k

cw. 18+ minors dni + gn! reader + slight dom reader + bottom reader + public sex + handjobs + pre-established relationships + praise.

٤ · KAMISATO AYATO

a lonely night.

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ were it not for the horns curled atop his pale hair, or his unnaturally sharp fangs, you would’ve assumed he was a mere mortal just like you.

cw. incubus! ayato x afab! reader. a whole lot of tentacles (bondage, oral, penetration), technically monsterfucking i guess, very light degradation, possessiveness (but in a cute way), in all honesty it’s pretty vanilla

arranged marriages and well-kept secrets.

cw. fluff

congratulations on your job offer (terms and conditions may apply). ──── 5.2k

cw. ayato x f!reader smut, reader is fembodied and goes by she/her. dom!ayato, sub!reader, mild orgasm denial/control. you guys fuck on his office desk. ayato is possessive and can be seen as manipulative, possible yandere themes, possible dark content (just in case). semi-public sex (ayato fingers you whilst diluc is on the call, it’s just for a moment). creampie. ayato calls you darling, doll, and baby. some plot but not really, you can skip it if u want. part 1 of the mafia whore series (can be read separately, see the drabble here)

dates. ──── 4.6k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ Ayato decides to take your date to the next level and ends up a very happy man indeed.

cw. kamisato ayato x f!reader, oral receiving (f&m), hint of exhibitionism, porn without plot? but also the plot is ayato being down bad, mentions of size difference

focus on me. ──── 900

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ your boyfriend had many secrets, yet one thing was clear, he wanted all your attention on him.

cw. minors/ageless blogs dni - fem!reader - dom!ayato - teasing - slight exhibitionism? - nicknames (love/dear) - not much prep - unprotected sex - slight praise

his shrine maiden. ──── 3.4k

cw. fem!reader, corruption kink, possessive/slightly yandere!ayato, virgin!reader, deepthroating, cunnilingus, praising, slight degragation, implied!possessive/slight yandere!yae miko, marking, creampies, unbalanced power dynamic, some manipulation but reader and ayato sex is completely consensual

manipulative ayato.

one: harvest festival — cw. breeding kink, semi public, dubcon, manipulative ayato, female fingering, penetrative, dacryphilia

two: obedience — cw. manipulative controlling lovestruck ayato, breeding kink, body worshipping, female receiving, female masturbation , penetrative sex, mentioned of public sex, spitting and choking

three: obedience — cw. reader is going through insecurity phase, post partum depression post pregnancy, brief mention of needle against skin, penetrative sex, lactation, female receiving, male receiving, spanking, spitting, light body worshipping, reader and ayato both tried to manipulate and rile each other up (failed successfully)

oops.

cw. f!reader. ayato eating cum. cunnilingus. fingering. use of the word pussy. thoma calls you angel.

privacy. ──── complete

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ a new year means new beginnings. with your resolution being 'to live a more peaceful life', the start of your year could not go any more wrong when you get involved in a dating scandal with renowned actor kamisato ayato. denying it is easy, but not when the other party gives the completely opposite response.

cw. f!reader smau, also celebrity au

untitled.

cw. not sfw, minors dni, cumplay i guess, power dynamics (maid/master), ayato is a little freak

٤ · GOROU

none yet!

٤ · HEIZOU

sensory deprivation/restraints.

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ heizou likes how pretty and pliant you are for him.

cw. blindfold, f!reader, pussy eating, teasing, talk of multiple orgasms.

٤ · ARATAKI ITTO

arataki itto, and prejudice against oni. ──── 2.06k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ “hmm, might as well pick up a few groceries since we’re already out, right?” she asks quietly, her voice soft and calm. itto smiles brightly and nods down at her, his eyes shining in adoration as she leads them both over in a drifting gait towards a stall.

cw. nsfw ; minors dni, fem!reader, angst, previously established relationship, childhood friends to lovers, severe prejudice towards oni.

arataki “just the tip” itto.

cw. smut, size!kink, breeding!kink, unprotected sex, semi public sex, fem!reader

best flavour in the world.

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ itto thinks that both of you might just make the best flavour in the world.

cw. cum eating, f!reader, multiple orgasms, cunninglingus, creampies.

coming home. ──── 4.4k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ Nothing, just Itto coming home from jail to his family.

cw. Itto and reader have a child together, smut, slight size kink, oral (f receiving), creampie, a bit ooc

holding his horns.

jealousy.

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ sometimes itto doesn’t want to wait until you both get home. 

cw. f!reader, kinda vouyerism since it hints at sara hearing you both, exhibitionism, creampie, one bite

just like a hentai. ──── 2.1k 

cw. gn!afab!reader (pussy, cunt, clit, cervix are used to describe genitalia), hentai-esque dialogue/ tropes, heavy mutual dumbification, explicit consent, pussyjob, dirty talk, multiple orgasms, penetrative sex. arataki itto has a dirty little secret. don’t worry, though. he’ll share it with you, over and over and over again.

our own. ──── 700

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ one impulsive confession leads to your boyfriend unlocking two new kinks, have fun with it ;)

cw. minors/ageless blogs dni - fem!reader - breeding kink - praise - nicknames - scratching - slight mommy kink - slight hair pulling

valentines gift. ──── 1.2k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ itto decides to surprise you & let’s you be in control for a day, which is quite the rare occurrence.

cw. minors/ageless blogs dni - fem!reader - soft femdom - handjob - itto is tied up in ribbons - nicknames (princess & sweet boy) - praise - pegging - sub itto - size kink if u squint

vices vices!!

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ teasing itto when he's in rut will always end with him fucking himself (and you) dumb.

cw. f! reader, itto has sensitive horns, breeding kink, manhandling ig, mating press ehehe, public sex (he's fuckin ya' in the forest), biting, overstim, slight dacry, cumflation, very slight praise n degrade, slight biting bc feral itto

welcome home.

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ you’ve waited so long for itto to get out of jail and he’s more than ready to get back into your arms. 

cw. f. reader, breeding, welcome home sex, dumb-pussy drunk itto

untitled. [ drabble ]

cw. (light) slapping, dirty talk, begging, cum!! dom reader

٤ · KAEDEHARA KAZUHA

dark red. ──── 0.9k 

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ kazuha chooses to spend his birthday doing some of his favorite things.

cw. fem reader. smoking weed, intoxication, high sex (both parties are stoned), birthday sex, oral (m ⇾ f), creampie, slight exihibitionism

impatient. 

cw. f!reader. exhibitionism. unprotected. mentions of filling your womb. kazuha is a greedy fucker. drool, sweat. uhhh not proofread. 

vendetta! ──── 1.2k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ kazuha has had enough of your teasing and gives you exactly what you want

cw. f!reader, exhibitionism, sm*t, mentions of alcohol, mentions of weed, intoxication, praise, mentions of masturbation {f}, slight impact, dumbification, choking, feral kazuha

untitled.

cw. f!reader. exhibitionism. unprotected. mentions of filling your womb. kazuha is a greedy fucker. drool, sweat.

٤ · THOMA

basorexia. ──── 2.8k+

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ only under the drunken light of the moon do you reveal the secrets of your heart

cw. noble! reader, mentions of ayato, friends to lovers, slow burn, mutual pining, secret crush, fem! reader, alcohol use, mentions of kissing (slightly suggestive?)

cornered.

cw. afab!reader, no pronouns used, slight dubcon, praise, semi-public sex, pet names used: love, angel, baby

handholding as a hobby.

cw. established relationship, fluff

just a fantasy.

cw. not sfw, minors dni. reader is afab, no gendered language/pronouns are used. dub-con, power imbalance (reader works for the kamisato estate).

moonlight sonata!

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ unknowingly summoning a demon has its consequences. you have to hold up your end of the bargain one way or another…

cw. demon ! thoma , sub fem reader , humping, virginity loss, monsterfucking, possessiveness, corruption , cunnilingus, size kink, dp, praise, overstimulation, multiple rounds, dacryphilia, rough towards the end, gaping, breeding, squirting.

praise.

cw. not sfw, minors dni. oral sex (reader receiving). reader calls thoma a good boy. reader is afab but no pronouns or gendered terms are used.

stressed thoma.

cw. not sfw, mdni. stressed thoma. piv sex, coming inside, biting, thoma being a little rough. afab reader, no pronouns/gendered language used.

there’s gotta be some butterflies!

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ there's nothing better than waking up with the inazuma's esteemed fixer by your side.

cw. fem reader, praise, creampie.

to give you all my summers. ──── 2.8k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ years after leaving you behind in mondstadt for inazuma, thoma comes home

cw. childhood friends to lovers, slight angst but ends in fluff

٤ · WANDERER · SCARAMOUCHE

3:06 AM ──── 1.2k 

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ scaramouche struggles with learning how to use his anemo vision.

cw. hurt/comfort ish maybe fluff ??? idk definitely hurt/comfort

catch me if you can.

cw. fluff! how it feels to fall for him (quite literally lol). no graphic content! contains a chase scene + mildly morbid descriptions thanks to salted mushroom man

first time. 

cw. pre-Fatui Scaramouche, use of Scaramouche’s real name, submissive top! Scaramouche, fem reader, first time, brief voyeurism, virginity kink, loss of virginity, creampie

happy birthday, kunikuzushi.

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ “how about this. would you like me to be your present, kuni?”

cw. nsfw. kunikuzushi being such an absolute cutie (it’s darling’s first time pls be vv patient w him), vaginal sex, riding, creampie, a lil bit of titplay, use of nicknames, overall suggestive content

kuni being a tittie lover. 

cw. afab reader, he licks reader’s nip at the end, this is an au where the fatui stuff didn’t happen and reader whisked him away from tatarasuna to narukami island and he healed through reader’s guidance, implied smut at the end

pretty boi kuni. 

cw. pervert! kunikuzushi / loud! kunikuzushi / oral sex (male receiving) / afab! reader / begging / dacryphilia / riding / corruption /unprotected sex

reach.

silence. ──── 2.9k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ completely lost after his defeat in becoming a god, he searches not only for a new purpose but also for a certain someone who brought him comfort greater than his own kin would.

cw. wanderer!scara x okami!reader. it's scaramouche /jk there's nothing bad here just comfort and shit, also the pacing is kinda shitty cause i wrote this at work lmao

songbird. ──── 860

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ songbirds tend to fall for the ones they sing for.

cw. fem!reader. suggestive. some angst?  slight bickering. scaramouche “hates” you. hopeless fools in love but are afraid to admit it. reader calls him mouchie out of spite. pet names: songbird

the price of a heart. ──── 3k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ three times the wanderer tried balancing the books, and the one time he accepted something, free of charge.

cw. gn!reader x wanderer; reader is some sort of healer; tooth-rotting fluff; non-graphic depiction of injuries; slight suggestive at the end; let me know if I missed anything!

this broken soul. ──── 4.6k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ you’ve been avoiding him, and he needs to know why.

[ ! ] smut, porn with plot, degradation, dirty talk, angst, hurt/comfort, fluff, scaramouche being scaramouche, scaramouche is his own warning honestly, vulnerable!scaramouche, emotional!reader, reader is very subtly implied to be plus-sized, reader has afab!genitalia

to love.

untitled.

cw. fem!reader. tit sucking, hinted abuse of power? scaramouche does this to reader often ngl.

#⨳ 𓏲˖ 📓 ˖ ࣪ recs archive ָ࣪ 𓏲⋆. #╭╯﹒🎐﹕genshin﹐✸ #🎐 ﹒ inazuma #🎐﹒itto #🎐 ﹒ ayato #🎐﹒gorou #🎐 ﹒ heizou #🎐 ﹒ thoma #🎐 ﹒ kazuha #🎐 ﹒ scaramouche #🎐 ﹒ wanderer #genshin impact #genshin impact inazuma #arataki itto #ayato x reader #gorou x reader #heizou x reader #thoma x reader #kazuha x reader #scaramouche x reader #wanderer x reader

[merakiui]

Lmao not Deuce and Riddle having hedgehog therapy. Riddle lowkey made a new new rule where you can’t disturb the queen on Tuesday’s and Saturday’s all because Ace walked in on him sobbing to the hedgehogs one time and promised him he wouldn’t collar him (that day) to keep him hush hush. Deuce found out and joins because they both drink that maidenless behaviour juice. The others join too , especially Azul, and it just turned into one of those therapy circles sessions. And tbh if Yuu/MC found out they would be proud that they are working on solving their issues, even thought they’re the wrong issues. Also the ones who do get bitches totally (do)n’t take advantage of this and completely wreck you during those times (yea…I got brain rot, damn. I get the vibe that Trey and Rook have definitely tag teamed you in the Heartslabyul kitchen a few times, and when questioned why he’s there (after a session) Rook holds up a little box of sweets saying that Vil asked him to pick it up from Trey. The same applies to the tweets, once Monstro lounge is closed they try to make new recipes for drinks, as per Azul’s wishes, except Jade makes you cockwarm him while he taste tests the drinks, Floyd makes, with you and won’t move or allow you to move until Floyd finally makes one, which is pretty bad when his mood changes and he doesn’t want to make drinks anymore)

I imagine the main question that arises during hedgehog group therapy is: how can we be less maidenless?

(nsfw, cucking, mention of sex tapes)

Trey and Rook absolutely tag team you and they probably make good use of the sweets Trey made beforehand! The risk of getting caught just makes it all the more enticing. Not only do you taste so sweet from the chocolate they spread on your lips like lipstick, you look absolutely ravishing sandwiched between them, with Trey behind and Rook in the front. Riddle and Epel are too busy with the hedgehog group talk to bother with what’s going on in the kitchen, but anyone else in the dorm runs the risk of seeing the explicit scene if they happen to come down looking for a snack. If Trey and Rook seem considerably happier after that and their dorm leaders question it, they just shrug and say something about how exercise really does improve one’s body, mind, and soul. :)

I like to think the twins cuck Azul on a daily basis. <3 They are always going at it with you whenever they have the chance. Meanwhile Azul’s stuck in his feelings because he just can’t work up the courage to confess. And that allows the twins to pull you into the storage closet during work hours for a quickie, slow after hours sex, even sex in Azul’s VIP room when he’s out. They probably record some of it, too, and they have no problems selling it to Azul for the right price. Temptation is a nasty devil and they know just how much Azul cherishes you. What’s worse is that Azul absolutely knows they’re fucking you. This man celebrates having his first naughty dream about you while Jade and Floyd have already fucked you in a dozen positions. He needs to catch up.

Aaaa but cockwarming Jade while he and Floyd come up with new drink concoctions is so good omg. Every time you squirm and insist that he just fuck you already, he’s tutting at you and telling you to be patient. Floyd gets annoyed with your little whines of desperation and he’ll flop back onto the booth cushion with his arms crossed. Now he doesn’t want to make drinks anymore; he’s tired. You’ll be shuddering whenever Jade’s thick cock so much as twitches inside you, but Jade has so much patience so he could do this for hours. Truthfully, he likes seeing you all desperate and teary-eyed as you beg him for release. But he’s also meant to be making drinks, so he’ll have to convince Floyd somehow (if he can even be persuaded out of his foul mood). Your mouth can be used for other things aside from sampling drinks.

Omg and Leona having you ride him in the botanical gardens while fully aware of Malleus’s interest in you. >:) he’ll erase any scent of Malleus and replace it with his own. After all, you’re Leona’s mate. You even agreed, albeit through incoherent ramblings, that you belong to Leona and that he’s the only one for you—that you love his dick and can’t get enough. Good. It looks like his herbivore has come to their senses. 

#twisted chit chat #meraki thirsts #yandere twst #azul's busy penning love letters and love umbrellas in his notebook #meanwhile the twins are slipping you notes detailing what they want to do to you as soon as class ends #omg or riddle brainstorming date ideas (tea party croquet game playing with the hedgehogs etc) #while you're in trey's room helping him 'study' #aaaa it's even worse because riddle probably thinks you're pure and a virgin like him #so he's eager to share his first time with you #because that's how it usually goes in romance stories right? #aaaa he has no idea how to navigate love </3 poor riddle

[bestiari]

11/28/22

— 11/28/2022 7:00PM — Today went by kind of quick, despite it having a slow start. Mostly inventory work today, but got to work on some stuff for Pokémon League. (I still want to print my Hawlucha v Rowlet mat for it, but man, inkedgaming raised their pricing and I'm broooooke.) The weirdest thing was us receiving a literal free card from "Spam Department". My coworker & I could not stop talking about it after a while. Wild stuff.

Merlin BattleCards, anyone? — 11/28/2022 10:00PM — Had some Waba Grill. It's been a while, but man… something about it just doesn't hit anymore. Resupplied on some sweet goodies, y'know. I've realized it's just easier falling asleep with some help. So I try to keep a handful at all times. I managed to get a little P5R time in, but I wasn't feeling a long session. Swapped over to DBZ: Kakarot on my Steam Deck. And man. I love how good this games particle effects look. So much sparkle and shiny. I also love how much of a sponge most of the bosses become after a while. I've spent so much time doing side quests and collecting orbs 'n shit. I thought I'd be far more outleveled by now. 24 hours in and only like level fuckin' 75. Like, did I cuck myself that bad by grinding out mobs?? It's wack, yo. I jumped over to the first DLC to farm EXP items to see if I can cheese more of the game. Coz literally outside of battles, you end up like 2-shotting everything else in the game at this point. With SSG, I should be able to push through the main story faster. I'm just starting the Majin arc, so I'd imagine the game was originally up to level 100? I really don't know what happens after Buu but before the DLCs lmao. Either way, it's so much fun to play. Even if it's just every DBZ game I've ever played smashed into one. But with way cooler graphics. I fucking love it.

[villains4hire]

//Update on my living status below.

Welp, got threatened with eviction even if we got rental assistance so moving is probably gonna be a thing regardless if I get it or not, bc I don’t play with cucks like that. Even other money things I have in the background that I’m waiting for lmao and got one of it going? I’ve been at an okay price for 11 years so I’m p sure this pig just wants more money or something. It is what it is but my activity might suddenly change bc moving.

#ooc #tbd

[iavenjqasdf]

Top 10 memes of the decade (that I actually remembered and was sure were from this decade)

#10. Doge

Overplayed, but its cultural impact cannot be overstated + its recent rebirth as a surrealist medium is really interesting

#9. The Nutshack

One I was able to contribute to in its heyday, an earworm for the ages, and the origin of the “(video) but every time x happens I do y” genre

#8. Real Isopod Hours

hell yeah

#7. Oh Yeah Babey

Everyone’s favorite Discord emote 

#6. Him

#5.

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#4. The Cuck comic

Biased because the KYM examples have 2 of my edits

#3. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

#2 TIE between Ayy Lmao and Skull Trumpet

The defining memes of my high school experience

and my #1 pick...

LIVE DINOSAURS PARTIALLY EMBEDDED IN MOUNTAINS BABEY!!!!!

#terk irl #decade in review #memes #memes of the decade #shitpost

[kyohiba]

Xue Yang’s 420 Punishing Reincarnations AU. Final Modern Setting

but hmmmmmm I Wonder,

in that final one,

yeeting patriarch how did they all come to meet

in another one of his reincarnation he gets pimples every week

LMAO SORRY

mmMMMMM good question

we said they meet a-qing last

ssyifpfff🌙 do we wanna be cheesy lmao

8h 8 hours ago yes, since shes a lot younger than them

as long the Angst Lives On,

the beginning of their meeting needs some angst

yeeting patriarch either song lan or xue yang meeting xiao xingchen, the beginning of their relationships...

OH MAYBE XUE YANG NEEDS HELP FOR WHATEVER REASON N XXC FINDS HIM, LIKE MAYBE HE FALLS N HURTS HIMSELF N XXC PUTS A BAND AID ON OR SOME SHIT

ssyifpfff🌙 as an allusion to when they meet in yi city uwu

8h 8 hours ago ssyifpfff🌙 so tht its familiar n xue yang gets the de javus

8h 8 hours ago OMG. PARALLELS

yeeting patriarch HELL YEA PLEASE

n then he can meet song lan while going to buy groceries idk

ssyifpfff🌙 maybe they fite for the last bag of avocados

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch what about xxc and song lan were childhood friends and had a fight and suddenly young song lan had to move out and never got to apologize to xxc but then years later he moved back and found xxc again

ssyifpfff🌙 as long as no one loses any eyes

8h 8 hours ago NO LOSING EYES

yeeting patriarch EVERYONE HAS THEIR EYES AND EYESIGHT

ssyifpfff🌙 NO HEAVY ANGST IN THIS HOUSE FOR THIS LIFETIME

8h 8 hours ago like. first xxc meets xue yang

who got hurt... uhh... how he couldve gotten hurt...

yeeting patriarch lmao he was skating and while doing a Sick Move TM he mf fell down and got wrecked

YES PLS LMAO

A SICK MOVE

ssyifpfff🌙 he got an arm cramp while dabbing

8h 8 hours ago innocent xxc was passing by at the time, saw everything and went to help xue yang. because his golden pure heart lives on

yeeting patriarch HE DABBED WHILE DOING THOSE SKATE FLIPS AND FELL DOWN ON HIS FACE

ssyifpfff🌙 HE BROKE HIS NECK HITTING THT WHOA

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch as xxc helped him, xue yang experiences the Doki

xxc takes him to his apartment to take care of his wounds

and after this incident, xue yang shows up a lot around xxc's place

yeeting patriarch (hes got a bit of a bad situation at home, hes always outside like a stray cat)

ssyifpfff🌙 hes like "should i take u to a hospital?" n xue yang i slike NO GO AWAY "then let me at least bandage u, my apartment is close by" xue yangs gay ass: oh worm?

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch YES

N THEY SLOWLY BECOME CASUAL FREIDNS THEN ..... SOMETHIN ELSE

ssyifpfff🌙 WE GOTTA GET THT DOMESTIC BLISS

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch BUT IT'S SLOW BURN

mayb xue yang is a runaway n is in need of a roomie

ssyifpfff🌙 YES SLOW BURN OBV

8h 8 hours ago remember: this time he gotta earn for xxc's affections

yes! xue yang its ur turn to cook

yeeting patriarch xxc is a bit wary of him for some reason although he helped and helps him out. his good heart cannot ignore it

ssyifpfff🌙 them going to buy groceries n xue yang being a Pro at bargaining for lower prices

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch ever so slowly, xiao xingchen at first really starts feeling he got himself to take care of a stray cat

like............ this happened in yi city tbh, xue yang did manage to make xxc laugh like no one else :(

ssyifpfff🌙 im sad now

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch PARALLELS... KEEP THEM COMING

ssyifpfff🌙 XXC HAS TO SEE XUE YANG HAS A GOOD HEART EVEN IF HE LOOKS LIKE A DELINQUENT

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch at some point though,

xue yang gets 100% kicked out his home

he has nowhere else to go

truth to be told, boi got no close friends

it's a rainy night

and xiao xingchen is coming home after uni (what is he studying)

in front of his place, in the rain, is xue yang

yeeting patriarch when he realizes xingchen came, xue yang looks up and tries to grin at xxc but he only manages a half smile

BABEYYY

HE SAID NO ANGST FOR HIM IN THIS LIFETIME ASDFGRFGVS

ssyifpfff🌙 i WANT xxc to be studyin at cheff school but i think med school would fit him better

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch MED SCHOOL FOR SURE

ssyifpfff🌙 n it would make sense as to why he has bandages n is good at putting thm on

8h 8 hours ago Y E S

xue yang currently a drop out for financial problems due his situation at home

we really ain't giving it easy for xue yang even in the reincarnation it should be finally Ok for him

yeeting patriarch Understandable

ssyifpfff🌙 we had to do it to him

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch at the sight of xue yang in the rain looking Miserable TM, xingchen's heart aches

at this point they been getting close, xue yang casually COINDICENTALLY going to the same skating place over n over even tho its actually not tht big or tht good for skating

ssyifpfff🌙 god we rly made him a skater boi

8h 8 hours ago ssyifpfff🌙 see ya later boi

8h 8 hours ago i cannot see it now

skater boi xue yang confirmed

anyway

xingchen let's xue yang stay over as xue yang kinda explains the situation

he promises he will find himself a place and wont get in the way

yeeting patriarch but... yknow how it is when the Living Together situation happens

in reality xue yang is Super smart, like genious smart like ash lynx smart, n xxc prob notices n encourages him to pursue a studyin path

xxc is a nerd in all his lifetimes

ssyifpfff🌙 tht way xue yang could get a scholarship n help

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch OH NOOOOO GOT SLAPPED BY A THOUGHT THAT ENDED ME kinda nicely

ssyifpfff🌙 SLAP M

8h 8 hours ago as xingchen let's xue yang stay over, he gets xue yang a place to sleep in his living room. it's the only available place, his apartment isn't big. and in the morning, when xingchen wakes up, he finds xue yang sleeping kinda curled up like a cat, sleeping occupying a small place

yeeting patriarch also xue yang being Genius 💯 xingchen noticing it and encouraging him 💯💯💯

OH BABEY SAIDFGDSKFJBGS

a tiny stray cat

ssyifpfff🌙 its such a cheesy metaphor in fics BUT I LOVE ITTT

7h 7 hours ago as time goes by,

they grow closer

yeeting patriarch xue yang starts even helping xingchen with his studies although this isnt an area he likes nor has much interest

yeeting patriarch they go on growing close

xingchen starts paying more attention to some things about xue yang. that he carries a sadness within him

masked by his delinquent attitude

xingchen starts lowering his walls

yeeting patriarch (at this point xue yang is already deep in love but yknow tsun boy)

tsun boy skater boy

asdfka, xue yang going to xxcs campus n waiting around for his classes to end

"no i just like the sandwiches from the cafeteria here" "but ur broke" "IM HERE TO SMELL THEM"

ssyifpfff🌙 n xxc buys him the dam sandwich n they sit to eat together T0T

7h 7 hours ago hoes trying to approach xue yang as he waits for xingchen, since xue yang is Good Looking. But he... hisses at other people

hes only... non feral around xingchen

what would xue yang study tho 🤔

yeeting patriarch before he had to drop out and then when he managed to go back

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well he did do all tht w the sticks on wen ning and song lan, maybe... neuroscience

or maybe he goes feral n studies art idk

ssyifpfff🌙 he would be good at anything really

7h 7 hours ago he does look like an art hoe somehow

and Yup. boi could do Anything

let's settle this later

yeeting patriarch as for now...

the domestic bliss continues

before they realize, they're searching for a bit bigger apartment. with at the least two rooms

(No Homo phase)

two bedrooms*

they manage to find one, share the living costs

domestic bliss lives on

THEN, ONE DAY...

at xingchen's uni

yeeting patriarch a new student arrives

yeeting patriarch 😏

he moved back to the city

xingchen and song lan immediately recognized each other

yeeting patriarch with some tension

ssyifpfff🌙 (no homo phase) LMAO

7h 7 hours ago yeeting patriarch xue yang, the bastard cat, goes wait for xingchen at his uni. grinning showing his fangs and all. unaware

xue yang sees xingchen's silhouette and approaches

then he noticed song lan

hes hit by some unknown feeling. similar the one he had when he first meet xingchen

he, clever bastard, notices the tension in the sir between the two hotties

yeeting patriarch hides close by, as xxc and sl didnt notice when he was approaching

hes a bit far and cant hear well their convo but picks a few words here and there

yeeting patriarch "it's been so long", "wanted to see you again", "i am sorry"

and hes there like "uuuuh am i bein cucked" but deep down he gets a feeling too

he prob feels he wants to go meet thm but shouldnt

thru their rship he prob feels a lot of guilt, specially seein thm together, n the worst part is tht he cant understand Why he feels tht guilt

he might think he should be around xxc if he has finally found some1, like he doenst wanna be in the way

all the while bein a chaotic bastard w sl ofc

ssyifpfff🌙 n song lan actually finds him fun to be around heh

7h 7 hours ago THE CONFLICTED FEELINGS... the feelings the doesnt understand...

chaotic ass xy starts Bottling Up it all

hes been getting Messy

as he sees xxc and sl getting closer and closer, getting along better and better

he feels he should Leave them. that unsettling mysterious guilty feeling is there all the time

yeeting patriarch although he enjoys being with the two so much

yeeting patriarch one day xy reaches his limit. his mind, his heart are a mess. hes always been on the emotionally constipated side, but now it was different and overwhelming

he was growing a bit distant the past few weeks. both xxc and sl noticed although xy tried to mask it, grinning around, as always

yeeting patriarch but his gaze would give him in sometimes

one day, as xxc comes home, he is greeted by silence. a dark and cold apartment. by that hour, xy was already at home. worry grew in xxc's heart

he called for xy, but no answers came

yeeting patriarch ANNND it's almost 02:30 am i need sleep Badly

yeeting patriarch meme ya Later. dream of this au. hmu with new thoughts. nyeehaw

ssyifpfff🌙 ASSADK XUE YANG dam u u done it again.

7h 7 hours ago ssyifpfff🌙 he didint even leave a note, but xxc knows him too well n finds him fast n asks wtf is up (not like tht obv) n xue yang cant explain properly but he basically confesses tht hes grateful for xxc opening his home to basically a stranger but he understands him n song lan crealry missed each other n he shouldnt get in the way

7h 7 hours ago ssyifpfff🌙 n xxc is like "but song lan n i,,,, we both love u so much"

7h 7 hours ago n song lan comes by (xxc called him so he could help w finding the cat) n hes like "heh u ran away bc ur jealous?" "IM NOT u idiot im leaving the way open for ur dumb ass" "n what about ur way? is it open too?" (IDK WHY im imagining song lan as a suave guy whn in reality hes prob rly dense n awkwards too but let me dream)

ssyifpfff🌙 xue yang is pikachu stunned.jpg

7h 7 hours ago yeeting patriarch I HAD TO READ THOSE BEFORE DREAMLAND i will reply properly when i Rise

ssyifpfff🌙 have a good dream nyari may the xue chara dev visit u in ur sleep

7h 6 hours ago yeeting patriarch IVE RISEN

SUAVE GUY SONG LAN IS HONESTLY TO LIVE FOR xy is a tsun, xxc kinda slow so somebody in this house gotta do the work

BUT IMAGINE

after he says that and xue yang goes pikachu_agape.jpg

xingchen on the side blushes furiously

yeeting patriarch then after a "..." 3 secs, song lan becomes a blushy mess

yeeting patriarch xxc, tenderly, grabs one of xy hands and tells him "let's go home"

xy feels like a bit part of that heavy feeling has been lifted from him as xxc holds into his hand and sl gazes softly at him. THEN, A RARE MOMENT HAPPENS... chaotic disaster xy, doesnt give his fangy grin, but a small smile

yeeting patriarch the three of them go to their home

after this, as some time goes by, before they realize, song lan has moved in with them. they bought a bigger bed

(No Homo phase kicked into outer space)

Song lan n xy just constantly embarrassing themselves n each other fskdhdjd

3h 3 hours ago now we gotta reach the a-qing point of the au

xxc gets a thirdhand embarrassment with them sometimes

i really, really like to think xue yang's sleeping habits are a bit like a cats

even the "more docile and cuddly when sleeping" part

SINCE WE MADE HIM SHORTER ON THIS, and i think both xxc and sl are 185cm... oh the bliss

yeeting patriarch AND OF COURSE HIS SWEET TOTH REMAINS

HES THE TINY ONE

IN A 3 PPL RSHIP WHOSE THE LITTLE SPOON??? IDK HOW BUT ITS HIM

ssyifpfff🌙 he’s the lettuce of the sandwich

3h 3 hours ago yeeting patriarch "are u a big or little spoon, xue yang?" xy: im a KNIFE xxc & sl, at the same time: hes the little spoon

ssyifpfff🌙 ASFGJSHFIUFM

3h 3 hours ago yeeting patriarch OMGGHSJKSKSK HOL P

ssyifpfff🌙 “I am a dagger under ur pillow” “ok”

3h 3 hours ago yeeting patriarch xxc keeping candies with him to give xy :')

ssyifpfff🌙 OFC

3h 3 hours ago xy says fuck it in this au and becomes a Baker

yeeting patriarch sl... what is he

ssyifpfff🌙 OOOH SO HE CAN MAKE DESSERTS!!!! YAS

3h 3 hours ago yeeting patriarch architect would be cool

Or designer engineer

ssyifpfff🌙 Or a VET

3h 3 hours ago OMG A VET

yeeting patriarch YES

ssyifpfff🌙 N he constantly compares xy w the kittens he attends

3h 3 hours ago YESSSSSSSSS

yeeting patriarch WE GOT IT, WE GOT IT ALL

“Today there was a black cat tht wouldn’t let me pick it up, reminded me of u” the next day “today there was a kitten tht wouldn t stop licking my hand, reminded me of u”

ssyifpfff🌙 “Today the cat bit me, reminded me of u”

3h 3 hours ago xxc - doctor sl - vet

SUIT THEM SO WELL

and baker xy... a pleasant surprise

he makes the best sweet stuff but hes a disaster cooking savory food. sweets only man

also T0T in the future when they get a-qing,

xy uses his baker ways to approach her

yeeting patriarch yknow like he did back then with the candies but this time... not devilishly

[captainfern]

soooo i'm curious, in the cuck!price verse, do you think he and his wife have a love for reader beyond their physical activities? or is it, for now at least, just sex??? (waittt, imagine this: the prices who haven't quite realized they have deeper feelings for you yet. and you, whose been in love and open about it for a while, getting fed up and going on a date with someone else to make them jealous. you succeeding and getting the jealous prices to admit their feelings <333333)

the cuck universe expands lmao but at this point he’s not even cucking he’s just sharing

check out the lovely @bleuu-moon since she started this whole thing 😭

i like to think that they really do like reader and end up becoming quite… territorial

18+ (piv, f!oral (reader giving), fem!reader

you went on a date with someone else. it had been a couple of days since you last saw the price’s, and even then, they seemed to be reclused when it came to their feelings about you. you could feel there was something they wanted to say, but they just didn’t say it. so you ignored their calls, and found romantic attention elsewhere.

they were really nice— the person you went on a date with, that is. kind and charming and funny. they paid for the date, kept steady and comfortable conversation, and the whole thing felt calming and natural. they even offered to pay for your ride home.

so you invited them back to your place. maybe you often did this on first dates, maybe not, but today you felt almost obligated to do so. they were such a good date, and you itched to know whether you could thank them within the privacy of your bedroom.

and your date, rather bashful by this stage, agreed, and the two of you went home together. but when you arrived home, tumbling out of the uber together with their lips on your neck and arms around your waist, you stopped short when you clocked mr. and mrs. price loitering outside your door.

you have them a sceptical look when they turned in your direction, your date’s hands roaming down your sides, their lips blazing a warm trail down the curve of your neck, sucking and biting gently. you would have probably whimpered if it wasn’t for john and his wife watching you with something fiery blazing in their eyes.

“had a nice time, sweetheart?” mrs. price asked, her head cocked to the side, her arms crossed over her chest.

your date pulled their head away from you, their arms still wrapped around your body, head resting on your shoulder now. they felt you stiffen up, hands squeezing your hips soothingly.

“uh…?” your date was confused by this point. two attractive people waiting for you on your doorstep, looking a little more than just annoyed.

you didn’t really have the words to explain who or what they were to you. but you didn’t have too. john grabbed hold of your front door handle and opened it (you mentally asked yourself where he got a key from?) and gestured towards it with his head.

“inside,” he ordered. “now.”

apologetically, you wiggled your way out of your date’s arms and offered them your sincerest apologies. they took it well, and waved goodbye before hopping back into the still-waiting uber and driving off.

nervously, you walked into your home with both prices trailing after you. and you didn’t get far— being bent over your kitchen counter as you deposited your purse and phone there.

“had a nice time, did you?” john muttered, hips pinning you to the counter. his hand came down to the back of your neck, where he could see the subtle outlines of harsh kisses along your skin. teeth indents in the low light of the kitchen.

“what’s all these then?” he asked, but it was rhetorical. he traced his fingers along the marks, hips grinding into the curve of your arse. you whined, feeling trapped beneath him as his wife walked up to your side, placing a hand on the top of your head, petting gently.

“trying to make us jealous, pet?” she all but purred in your ear, stroking your hair. she bent down slightly to place a light kiss against your temple, and you felt your brows furrow when she pulled away. she tutted. “well, it worked.”

“worked a little too well,” john hissed, still grinding his clothed cock into the swell of your arse, his hand still on the back of your neck, big and warm and heavy.

you whined. “s’just all so confusing. sometimes i don’t even know if you like me anymore. you both get so distant when i tell you i care about you.”

“oh, sweetheart. of course we care about you,” mrs. price whispered, still petting the top of your head like you were some kind of puppy. “we care about you so much, don’t we, john?”

“mhm,” he hummed, hips bucking and pushing your further into the kitchen counter. you steadied yourself with your arms along the cool surface, his hand still pinning your head to the side to look at his wife. he exhaled deeply, pained. “our pretty girl.”

you whined out again and mrs. price shushed you, cooing gently and sliding her soft hand along the curve of your face, petting you soothingly. she kissed your temple again, her lips ghosting along your hairline before she pulled back. “see? we do care about you, sweetheart. you’re ours. got it?”

you nodded, feeling your eyes growing glossy. her tone was so soft and sultry yet you didn’t miss the possession in her words, the territorial nature of it all.

“m’yours,” you reaffirmed with a trembling voice. “and m’sorry.”

“aw, poor baby,” mrs. price cooed, this time trailing a hand along the curve of your back until she reached the hem of your trousers, near where john was still rutting his hardening cock. “you want to make it up to us?”

you were nodding before she had even finished her sentence, which made her smile as she wrapped her fingers around the waistband and tugged your bottoms down, revealing your underwear and the curve of your arse. john groaned, stepping back to help his wife, pulling your trousers down your legs with one hand until they pooled at your ankles.

mrs. price then pulled down your underwear, causing john to groan again as he slotted himself back against you, holding you still. your arse was soft and warm against him, his hard, leaking cock nestled between your cheeks as he continued to slowly grind himself against you.

you moaned loudly, eyes still blurry with emotion when mrs. price leaned down to kiss you— shoving her tongue into your mouth and parting your trembling lips. you kissed her back (tried too) as she grew more and more dominant, her tongue probing and teeth nipping. you whimpered, and she swallowed the sound with one hand holding your jaw.

now, john had shifted his hard cock to rest the ruddy head against your cunt, smearing your arousal around your puffy clit. he moaned beneath his breath, the wet warmth of it forcing him to screw his eyes shut. when he finally notched the head at your entrance, he moaned your name, and you moaned his, breaking out of the kiss and whimpering against his wife’s lips.

“m’sorry for ignoring you,” you babbled as john’s cockhead nestled itself inside you, then stopped. desperation (and the stretch) making you delirious. “and m’so sorry for going on a date. i just wanted your attention.”

“poor girl,” john grunted, pulling his cock out and circling the wet hole with his tip. you moaned loudly and mrs. price continued to pet the side of your head. john looked over at his wife. “darling?”

his wife looked up. “yeah?”

“hop up on the counter,” he told her. “let her say sorry with her mouth on your pussy.”

she did as she was told as you whimpered at his words. still holding the back of your neck, john pulled you away from the counter so his wife could settle herself on top after wriggling her skirt and underwear down. she spread her legs, smiling warmly, and the sight of her soaked core made a whimper bubble out of your throat.

but before you were allowed to press forward, price tightened his hold and straightened your body, pressing your back flat to his chest. his cock, hot and wet between your legs, finally pushed into you. you moaned as he bottomed out, pelvis snug to your bare arse.

“see how wet she is for you?” price whispered in your ear, not moving his cock inside you. dormant and throbbing. “now, you’re gonna make my wife come on your tongue, an’ i’m gonna make you come ‘round my cock. got it?”

you nodded quickly, watching as mrs. price gently spread her folds open with her fingers, revealing her dripping hole. you whimpered again when she whispered your name as a finger encircled her clit.

then, price was bending you over once more, removing the hand on your neck and instead placing two on your hips so he could anchor you to him. he then pulled all the way out, slapped the head of his cock against your clit a couple of times, before thrusting in deeply and setting an even pace of fucking you.

you moaned as the movement pushed you into mrs. price’s awaiting cunt, your mouth sealing over her clit and your hands wrapping around her thighs to hold yourself steady. she moaned, arching against you, a hand shooting down to hold your head against her.

“oh, fuck, that’s it, baby. just like that,” she moaned, bucking her hips against your face as you moved your mouth from her clit down to her hole. you licked through her folds until you were able to curl your tongue into her hole. she moaned your name loudly and price grunted behind you.

his pace was brutal, hips slapping, hands a vice against your pliable flesh. he grunted with each thrust, a subtle “uh, uh, uh” beneath his breath as the tip of his cock hit that perfect spot inside you. he could feel the way your pussy tightened around him, fluttering wet and hot around the girth of his cock.

“that’s a good girl,” he praised, eyes sweeping from where his cock entered you, to where you were eating his wife out. “our good girl. n’ such a perfect fuckin’ pussy…”

you whined into mrs. price’s cunt, tongue swiping in and out, up and down, nose nudging her swollen clit. her thighs tightened around your head as she let out a string of pretty sounds, including high-pitched keens of your name and john’s.

john looked up at his wife, her eyes hooded with pleasure as she watched you, her hips writhing and grinding against your face, thighs flexing around your head.

“how’re you feeling, darling?” john asked his wife as he reached a hand around to roll a couple of fingers over your clit.

his wife moaned, locking eyes with him. “so fuckin’ good, john. she’s so good— making me feel so good.”

below, you keened at the praise, redoubling your efforts and really wanting her to come in your mouth. you shut your eyes and focused on fucking her hole with your tongue as they talked about you, praising you.

“she’s such a good girl for us,” john said. “such a good girl with a pretty little pussy. she’s perfect for us, isn’t she?”

“yessss,” his wife moaned. “perfect.”

“fuckin’ perfect,” john increased the weight of his thrusts, bullying his cock into the tight heat of your cunt faster and harder, drawing more pleasured sounds from you. he grunted with each movement. “fuckin’ perfect and all ours. isn’t that right, darling? she’s all ours.”

“yeah, all ours— oh, fuck, baby, m’gonna come,” she whined down at you, then to her husband, “john, john m’gonna come.”

“yeah? you’re gonna come in her mouth?”

“please,” she replied through a mewl. “want to come in her mouth, john. she’s— ohhh— making me feel so good.”

john chuckled. “go on then, come for her.”

mrs. price moaned your name loudly and, with your tongue fucking her through it, she came into your mouth. you moaned, the vibrations heightening her orgasm, her hand tightening on your head and holding your face hard between her legs.

by now, you weren’t far behind. the combination of john’s heavy thrusts hitting that perfect spot inside you, the taste of his wife, and the way they talked about you, made you tighten up and come around price’s cock.

you moaned, still muffled between mrs. price’s legs, as you came, your entire body trembling, a thin layer of sweat coating your exposed skin. john moaned along with you, feeling your cunt squeeze around his cock, making his pace stutter.

“fuck,” he cursed, balls drawing tight as his thrusts grew sloppy. “oh, fuck, baby.”

“come inside her, john,” his wife pleaded.

happy wife, happy life.

john released inside of you, coming right up against the base of your cervix with a guttural groan and his hands still clamped around your hips. his wife watched her husband fill you, and whimpered softly, pulling your head out from between her thighs and resting it in her lap, stroking you lovingly.

“good girl, baby,” she praised. “did so well for us.”

“she always does,” price affirmed, cock still inside you, but leaning up to place a kiss to the back of your head. he gave his wife a kiss too.

you muttered out something, a sated thank you as your high slowly began to fizzle away. but you closed your eyes, revelling in the way they touched you, kissed you, held you.

“what about i run you a bath and we can sit together for a little while, while john makes us something to eat, hm?” mrs. price asked you, holding your head in both hands now, rubbing your temples gently.

john huffed. “why can’t i go in the bath with her?”

“because i want too, darling. now be a good boy and fetch us something to eat.”

price grumbled, but listened to his wife, pulling out of you reluctantly to begin rifling through your cupboards. mrs. price then shimmied off the counter and wrapped you in her arms, holding your head to her chest.

she kissed the crown of your head. “let us take care of you.”

#cuck!price lmao #wrote this on a (horny) whim so apologies if there’s errors or if it’s just plain hard to read lol #k anyway lol 💕 #captain john price smut #john price call of duty #price smut #price cod #price call of duty #john price smut #call of duty smut #captainfern

[captainfern]

I had a thought, that Price and wife have been seeing reader for a while. They both know they want reader in their lives long term. Reader is their missing part they didn't know was missing. So the three of them are together and both Prices breeding kinks are coming out full force. They both wanted kids at some point but now they have reader all they can think of is reader carrying their child. John fucking reader full and praising how reader will look with a swollen belly as wife is playing with readers tits whispering how much they will be happy all together. John, wife and reader raising a family together.

Sorry, your threesome with John and his wife made me rabid.

are you inside my brain

#BECAUSE OH MY GOD UR SO RIGHT #i mean come on yk i love a good breeding kink #this has me in a chokehold #thank you #captainfern #captainfernsalutes #cuck!price lmao

[captainfern]

imagine if mrs. price has to be away for work sometimes, like price does with military. imagine during those periods, it's common for whichever price is left at home to send naughty videos/pictures of them and reader. for example, price sends his wife a clip of him pressing reader to his desk and dry humping her. or, mrs. price sends price a little video of reader, your back to her chest, with a vibrator pressed to your clit <33333.

i love this oh em gee

mrs price fucking you and making you moan out for john while on call <3

or john having you in reverse cowgirl so he can fuck you and grope your arse while you video call mrs price <33

#so normal about this clearly #captainfern #captainfernsalutes #cuck!price lmao

[captainfern]

my bi self when cuck price and his wife 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ im gnawing at the bars of my enclosure i want them both

lol i’m glad you liked it <3

now i just need a name and maybe even a face claim for her, so if anyone has any ideas, feel free to let me know :)

#captainfern #captainfernsalutes #cuck!price lmao

[captainfern]

https://www.tumblr.com/captainfern/744103114197565440/my-bi-self-when-cuck-price-and-his-wife - i’m this anon

how old would you say she is? and do you know what ethnicity or race you’d say she is?

hmm i suppose in her forties ?? late thirties ?? honestly just a milf, if you will <33

it doesn’t matter what ethnicity honestly cause i had gillian anderson, kerry washington and lucy liu in my head lol so it literally does not matter :)

if i can’t settle on something, i’ll just give her a name and then have her described as little as possible for the reader’s interpretation !!

#ik the women i named are in their like fifties but they’re fine asf idc #captainfern #captainfernsalutes #cuck!price lmao