#cruising for a bruising

[lonestar-badash]

🗣️ For Your Entertainment (not really, just mine) 🗣️

No “Mom Bod” Monday but maybe just “Mooooom” Monday…

1) My son was being a little bitch on Saturday afternoon… followed by being a fucking dick later that same afternoon 👊🏼.

2) My voice cracks more than his right now 🤪.

3) Who the fuck does my daughter think she is? If you wanna be a star, get your own damn phone out Hoe. This is my shit *👋🏼 [slap]*.

4) Yes, I say all of this 👆🏼 to their faces.

#l-ba #mother of the year #these kids #cruising for a bruising #stay mad hoe #for your entertainment

[goodboy-ftm]

t-shirt that says begging for a pegging

#this thought has been bouncing around in my head all day #something with skulls and flames #like cruising for a bruising but way better

[ideologyofone]

WE ARE FINALLY ABOUT TO LEARN WHAT THIS MEANS TODAYS THE DAY

#god I remember this tweet when follies premiered so vividly #and it got deleted SO FAST #you just had to be there #Lindsay Smallbu has been cruising for a bruising for over a year now #and I am now her cruise director and my name is captain bruising #toh spoilers #the owl house #raine whispers #eda clawthorne #raeda #watching and dreaming #toh finale

[aimeedaisies]

‘We were thrilled to welcome HRH The Princess Royal and Vice Admiral Sir Tim Laurence back on board Hebridean Princess yesterday to join our celebrations for the vessel's 60th anniversary.’

- @hebcruises

#they went on a cruise on this boat for annes 60th birthday! #tims eye is still bruised 🥺 #princess anne #princess royal #tim laurence #timothy laurence

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt108/?

#911 #911 abc #911+text posts #also gunna tag as #911 incorrect quotes #bobby nash #being thrown around a cruise ship will leave some bruises

[howcouldtheyletmebeanadult]

Day 47: He's cruising for a bruising

Without sunglasses + reference

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic wachowski #sonic movie #movie sonic #teen beach movie #no one can tell me this sonic wouldn't love cruising for a bruising #i know the quills are huge but i like them. i feel they go with the vibe #sonic art #sth #sonic cinematic universe #mine #knock knock its knuckles

[jaqobis]

#ok now i'll stop tlt posting for this morning lskdjfslk #z reads tlt #gideon the ninth #palamedes sextus #camilla hect #i'm cruising for a bruising (getting spoiled) by posting this but i had to express my fEELINGS

[apollos-constant-crisis]

thinking about the woman in Money by Pink Floyd that just goes “I was definitely in the right, that geezer was cruisin’ for a bruising.”

hope she beat the shit out of that guy.

#pink floyd #dark side of the moon #that geezer WAS cruising for a bruising #I don’t want to know who she is I just want to know if she won #I <3 women

[philhoffman]

#white shirt now red/bruises on both my knees for you etc etc #y'all know the song #tom cruise never stood a chance #mission: impossible iii #philip seymour hoffman #psh #* #the way he wakes up so slow and blinky... bit of a cutie patootie #don't even get me started on bf owen. don't.

[nade2308]

"The ache for home lives in all of us, the safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned."

— Maya Angelou

@thethistlegirl @malewifebillcage

#jack reacher #jack reacher: never go back #tom cruise #my gifs #jack reacher gifs #my edit #he was wincing and flinching so much #boy in pain #I can't stop looking at you Jack #even battered and bruised you are still a pretty imp

[crescentblossom66]

#ahit #And when I remember that Cruising for a Bruising exists

[i-want-to-see-mountains-again]

Same vibe, the same I tell you!

Side note, I think it would’ve been interesting if Dan had played Thranduil and Lee played Adam. Just an AU we’ll never get to experience.🤷🏻‍♀️💔

#the hobbit #thranduil #beauty and the beast #prince adam #I’m sexy and I know it #arrogant ass vibes #mean girl vibes #cruising for a bruising vibes #sit up like an adult you jerk #rich girl vibes #Royal asses #I can get away with anything because I’m pretty #dan stevens #lee pace

[nvrcmplt]

Jianyu leans over, shoulder touching Einri's and head resting against his. He's just going to take a break against them for a minute, or five, or ten.

"Oho?"

"Ohoho?"

"OhOH?" Cue a sudden elbow to Jianyu's gut, followed by a fist to his sternum to not only deck the bastard where it'll hurt for a good while but also to keep reaching forward to snag his shirt to flip the taller bastard over his shoulder and onto the floor. Einri wasn't a petty man, he wasn't bothered by his height, he was one of the tallest of his species and yet - when others pointed it out. Oh, how it boiled his nerves. Thus, following Jianyu to the floor, to wrap that arm that rested on his head into an arm-bar lock with his legs and with all intentions of breaking his fudging elbow - did the honey-scented man hiss obscenities in the background of important talks about the fireplace.

#ardenssolis #« ( Einrí ) » Answers. #einri vc; cruising for a bruising jiji

[gazelessmenagerie]

Another song comes on.

#|| Gazing Over the the Ashen Breeze { Mauga } #( he's cruising for a bruising by a certain grump and i'm wheezing over it. )

[fractured]

I was watching a popular Saw Trap tierlist video and got so mad Ihad to stop watching after the first quarter.

#ESPECIALYL on her opinion of the saw 2 traps.I cant tkae it?... #I hate reading/watching other peoples Saw opinions thoguh I was cruising 4 a bruising #2

[seamusicpoetry]

London Warsaw New York is the second solo studio album by Polish-born singer–songwriter Basia, released in February 1990 by Epic Records. It spawned one of Basia's biggest hits, "Cruising for Bruising".

#Basia #Cruising for Bruising #music #jazz #pop #90s #live music #German tv #1990 #London Warsaw New York #music album #music video #Youtube