Jack - looking for a foster or forever home - Breed: Mini Pinscher cross - 2 years old - SPDC Rescue UK
Jack was rescued from awful conditions at a village pound. He had been living as a stray in a nearby village and he wore an old collar, perhaps he once had a home. He had no microchip and no one came forward to claim him. He was underweight and in need of some TLC.
"Have you ever had a dream that you, that um, that you had uh, that you had to, you could, you would, you could do so, you could do you could, you want, you wanted him to do so much you could do anythi-"
"Writing things down in this book is relaxing for me. Perhaps you'd like to read a story or two that I've written?"
Welcome to A Deerling's Abode, where I'll be writing some pokemon stories, and even write stories over your own characters if you'd like! (This will not be done yet as I need time to set this blog up). For the time being, I wanted to introduce to you, Sprout the Deerling. Sprout is a hybrid pokemon between an Autumn form Deerling, and a Galarian Slowpoke. While Sprout does have a seasonal form for Autumn, his colors don't change with the seasons due to the Galarian Slowpoke blood, keeping him in that form. In addition, his Aster's don't wilt on other seasons, and stay in full bloom year round.
For my headcanon, Slowpokes move slowly in order to conserve energy that gets expended in psychic uses. For Sprout, he is simply tired, and can't stay awake longer than about 6 hours, before sleeping for around 18. He's typically awake around sundown, and will remain awake as long as possible, before inevitably sleeping again. Because of this, he's harmless, and is not aggressive towards anyone.
He will be your bookwriter here, and my pokesona who you can interact with. I'll post some stories after I've made some more progress on another one. Until then, please hold!
May 18, 1922
Mutt and Jeff by Bud Fisher: "This Sounds Halfway Plausible at That"
[ID: Jeff carries a potbellied pig in his arms. Mutt stands in front of him, hands in his pockets, staring at the pig. /end]
Mutt: What are you doing with the pig, Jeff?
Jeff: This pig is gonna make me famous, Mutt! My butcher tells me that one sixth of a pig is bones and therefore a big waste!
[ID: Jeff sets the pig on the ground. /end]
Mutt: Well!
Jeff: And when they make boneless hams, they gotta remove the bone from the hams and that costs money for labor! Ain't I right?
Mutt: Yes, but how are you gonna get famous?
Jeff: I'm gonna do a little Luther Burbanking on my own hook and...
Jeff: ...I'll cross this pig with a jelly fish and get a boneless pig! Some idea, eh?
[ID: Jeff poses cheekily while Mutt jumps up, suspicious of Jeff. /end]
[ID: Mutt takes the pig and throws it into Jeff's face, knocking him off the ground and giving him a black eye. /end]
Mutt: Yes! Some idea!
If I have to see one more dumbass news post about that lady who thinks a shark got their stingray pregnant I'm going to give in and start getting real snarky on their organization facebook page. This will change nothing and it looks like they're just deleting naysayers but oohhhmygod I've never wanted to go "no it didn't. you're a fuckin dumbass" so bad