#crack crowd

[jungwonderz]

how you get the man of your dreams - l.hs

synopsis - yn finally lands a job at a good paying company , duolingo. her task is to think of ways to get more publicity / bring attention to said company. what better way than to publicly show her love for an idol? maybe this is her chance for him to finally recognize her, while giving attention to the company.

pairing - heeseung x fem!reader

warnings - cursing , kms/kys jokes , mentions of food , bullying , hurtful words (later on) , no set face claim - pictures are for visuals

started - 11/01/23

ended - N/A

taglist - open !! bold cannot be tagged @hoonvrs @seongclb @kjrcrz @fakeuwus @jeongintwt @luvistqrzzz @ghostiiess @l0ve-joy @k1ttylvr @manooffline @ramenoil @thisisnotjacinta @sungookie @marybboooooooo @teddywonss @oldjws @jihanlovic @nyxvrse @neocockthotology @riziwon @j-wyoung @httpsneptvnn @heavenhannie @wonsays @heelovesmeknot @thesassy-mia @pluviophilefangirl @neoculturewhat @fluerz @trashx678 @ineedsomezzz @positivelyinlovewithjungwon @i-hwa @ahnneyong @toeslicker @silverfond @renaishun @mrowwww @junsflow @itsactuallylina @nishimurasgirl @heerinnie @enhalovie @222brainrot @rikisly @mochamvgz @filmofhybe @enharts @ashiitex @moaqong @angrybananapolice @jaylans-stuff @tytrackfebreze @heestrawberries

a/n - hi guys🤍 yes a new smau even tho secret idol has been ignored for the last 3 months..😂 ANYWAYS this smau will not be serious and it’s just a fun little joke !! feel free to give ideas / tips💕

PROFILES

chaconne deez nuts , duolingo slaves

CHAPTERS

0.) the text

1.) finally employed

2.) felt cute might delete later (written)

3.) i’m just a girl

4.) scammed💔

5.) …

#THE CROWD CHEERED #maybe.. #hi guys. #comeback era #ANYWAYS #lee heeseung #heeseung x yn #heeseung x reader #heeseung x you #heeseung x female reader #heeseung smau #heeseung fluff #heeseung crack #heeseung series #enhypen x reader #enhypen smau #sserafimez;work #jungwonderz;masterlist #jungwonderz;work #hygtmoyd;lhs

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you all for voting in the poll to decide who was going to be the leader of the band! It turned out to be such a close race!

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #madam lan #A-qing #Band AU #(Reminder that Madam Lan's design inspiration goes to Qourmet!) #Madam Lan may have been the winner per vote count but there were so many strong advocates for A-Qing! #I played around with a few versions of what the 'poll winner' art was going to be and ultimately decided I wanted them both. #As any good theater love knows though - The battle for leadership was a ruse. They *all* get a chance to be featured. #Cooperation was the real end goal! However I do think these two have the best frontman energy of the group. #Or at least 'crowd favourite' energy. I also really loved hearing what people thought their vocal styles would be like! #This was probably one of my favourite polls to do and I love drawing these characters a lot B*) #I'd love to spend a bit more time in this AU so count on me bringing it back. #One thing I keep feeling like I need to redeem myself on is Madam Lan's Translucent skirt. I have *not* done the concept justice yet. #It is such a crack-platonic ship but I want to think Madam Lan and A-Qing would enjoy each other's company. #Possibly also with JYL as well. They can be like mutually beneficial therapy dogs to each other. #Madam Lan never got to see her kids grow up into teenagers after all. She only had sons. Never daughters. #Even if she saw her kids once a month we do know she treated them with so much love and kindness. #She would bite the shit out of YZY for yelling at JYL. What a sight to see. A-Qing would also start biting (for fun).

[z0mbiefrank]

[Boston,11.27.22]

anthony saying "come here baby boy" to the crowdsurfer, biting (?) him, the guy escaping the security guard to stagedive at the last second, and landing on the crowd perfectly in sync with bombsquad

#i love this video so much it CRACKS me up - the way security just runs across stage - hell yeh dude #ls dunes #l.s. dunes #anthony green #ls dunes boston #apparently the crowd surfer was rly helpful during the show too which is always nice #op

[chalamet-chalamet]

Pure Imagination in Toronto ✨🍫✨🎩✨💜

IG credit to warnerbrosca

#timothee chalamet #wonka promo #the one where he is sitting in the crowd cracked me up #wonka #december 13 #toronto #fan photos #willy wonka #timothée chalamet

[biillys]

BILLY WEEK → DAY ONE

i'm flesh and bone i'm a rolling fucking stone and the experts say i'm delirious

give me therapy i'm a walking travesty

all time low; therapy

#i dont understand COLOUR or PALETTES or PROMPTS so please. i am sorry #i am so fucking sorry #idk what this is but like. i guess if u squint its Palette Inspired.....maybe #again. i am SORRY #anyway. efforts were made! emotions were had! i'm emo! #i know this songs been done before a few times but ive always wanted to take a crack at it so. here we ARE #billy and max would be atl girlies u know this we know this #billy and max in the crowd of an atl concert listening to the nightly therapy speech....... #also the glitter and crimson speech........ gonna stop myself before i fucking lose it #anyway i hope this is okay and i hope at least one person doesn't think it's Rough jkahdbjkwa #ALSO the way mr horsegirl gaskarth himself talks about this song and how his feelings have changed over the years re: therapy #like........... Billy......................... #god....... #billyhargroveedit #harringroveweek #billyweek23 #m #gifs

[9w1ft]

fans know theyre being dragged, right? 😆

#taylor swift tm the ultimate crack cocaine for the true crime crowd #and also…the people trying to come up with a new kaylor breakup timeline every year 🤫🤭

[iamnmbr3]

Harry: Try for some remorse. I've seen what you'll be otherwise.

Voldemort: What do you mean you've seen what I'll be?

Harry: You know. In the afterlife. Dumbledore says hi btw.

Voldemort: THERE'S AN AFTERLIFE?! AND NO ONE TOLD ME?! I didn't even need to make Horcruxes?

Harry: yeah. i mean now you'll just suffer eternally bc your soul is damaged. you could put yourself together again except i killed all the pieces. sorry about that.

#Pure-bloods in the crowd: lol how did you two not know about the magic afterlife? #Harry: I grew up in a cupboard! #Voldemort: I grew up in an orphanage. I cannot believe this. WHY WAS THIS NOT INCLUDED IN OUR CURRICULUM AT SCHOOL?! #Voldemort #Harry Potter #Harry Potter crack #humor #Harry Potter incorrect quotes

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 golden #p4g #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #souyo #this was an interesting scene for a lot of reasons #for context naoto goes out to take a breather and yu follows with yosuke following behind yu. #yosuke cracks a joke to lighten the mood (something i've already talked about a lot is making jokes is yosuke's fall back to raise morale) #there's 3 things happening here - yosuke opts to go outside with yu to cheer yu up instead of staying in to cheer up the rest of the team #so it kind of implicitly suggests that like it or not yosuke kind of still prioritises yu - that yu is the first person yosuke looks to #but it also comes closely at the heels of that moment in the hospital room with namatame and i think this is very much a scene where #yosuke is testing the waters with his r/s with yu like “hey we're good right” by making a joke so that things btwn them feel normal again #and finally it's something that i don't think even yosuke himself realises - HE is the catalyst to yu's realisation on who the culprit is #yosuke's comment that “the fog's so thick the snow gets lost in it” is reminiscent of the english saying “to hide a tree use a forest” #at least for me anyway - snow and fog are both forms of water that come about during low temperatures #but it's right after this comment that yu made the connection that the culprit was someone else that could hide in the crowd #by blending in in a different manner to namatame #namatame was not noticed because he was a delivery driver and that was a mundane everyday figure #but adachi blended in by being one of many police officers that were present in inaba - in other words the tree in the forest #without realising it yosuke has come in clutch to support yu again - i'm fascinated that it wasn't naoto that deduces it #despite being THE detective and being in this scene #it's the combined work of yosuke and yu #and that they really are better with each other #he's good with his queue

[s0fter-sin]

circus/carnival au. ghost does extreme motorcycle stunts - globe of death, riding on his back wheel along tightropes that sort of thing - and soap is a fire swallower/dancer. soap is a roaming performer, he just finds empty spaces or bored people and starts twirling. he pretends not to notice that he always wanders towards a certain area at the same time every night to watch a certain masked daredevil defy gravity

#he thinks hes slick and ghost doesnt notice him in the crowd #completely forgetting that hes always carrying something that happens to be on fire #ghost couldnt miss him if he tried #one day off hes trialing fire whips #he loves the loud crack and the way the flame licks through the air #and maybe hes too impatient to practice with non flaming whips first #they keep whipping back at him and hes covered in soot and fine welts where the tip of the whip has cut through his shirt #and of all the times hes wanted ghost to talk to him this is NOT one of them #so when he finally gets a few good cracks in a row and breaks to celebrate he almost jumps out of his skin when he sees the masked rider #leaning against a trailer watching him #just mesmerised by the fire #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #cod ghost #cod soap #soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #call of duty #cod mw2 #we��re a team. ghost team

[allieinarden]

I love a story where the most startling thing you could ever tell the cast would be who the main character is. For instance, Fry thinks Leela is the main character, Bender thinks Bender is the main character, and Leela doesn’t even know it’s a story.

#This would be the opening statement in my hypothetical job interview as a Futurama writer #anyway on a similar note nobody should ever have told anybody in The Simpsons that the Simpsons were the main characters in The Simpsons #there eventually was a lot of meta-awareness of that fact in the show that was funny but kind of counter to the spirit of The Simpsons #Homer Simpson’s own boss doesn’t remember his name #the Simpsons are a family lost in the crowd. Slipping through the cracks. NOBODY cares about the Simpsons!!! #Nobody cares about the Simpsons except each other (and Ned Flanders)

[brsb4hls]

I never saw Loki and Mobius as romantic. But after comparing them to one of my other ships I gotta admit shippers have a point.

I mean-

arm touching:

getting someone pie:

hugging:

matching outfits for a case:

standing close to each other:

manhandling:

tandem bike ride:

Bonus: "confession" in the face of death:

you are absolutely right! There's no way that's platonic.

#wincest #samdean #loki disney+ #loki series #say thank you wincest fandom #the lokius crowd canonized our ship #yay #crack post #duh #to spell it out: #issa joke #I know that's gonna cost me but I could not help it

[epitheterased-confessions]

i once had this dream that i refer to as the “mera bomb dream”

basically what happened in dream was that i first saw mera in store (that kinda looked like home depot) with a shopping cart filled to THE BRIM w/ a assortment of random items.

then the scene changed to one of a generic looking kitchen. where i saw mera struggling to put a GIANT wad of tinfoil in the microwave.

then percy showed and up cuffed mera saying “you’re under arrest for trying to make a bomb.”

the dream ended then bc i woke up :p

this reads like a crackfic

#that means a crack fanfic (which is a fanfic that makes little-to-no-sense) to the one person in the crowd who doesn't know #fave confessions #sfe #mera salamin #percival king #epithet erased #epithet erased confessions

[hanitje]

🦒

"Roddy said that they need to help (MJF) out!" - Tony Schiavone

#Roderick Strong #Matt Taven #Mike Bennett #Maxwell Jacob Friedman #The Kingdom #MJF #Bullet Club Gold #Bang Bang Gang #AEW #All Elite Wrestling #AEW Dynamite #AEW Rampage #AEW Collision #I CRACKED SO HARD #the way they wheeled down the ramp #I love how the crowds were so excited to see them fighting #while carrying the Giraffe

[faunandfloraas]

okay but my fav little thing is how whenever Lee Know has a singing moment where it's largely just him up on the stage, you can tell he still gets really nervous about it but Seungmin's always off to the side smiling and amping him up, telling fans to sing along- like you can tell he's trying to boost his confidence and its so :((

#Seungmin would get it bc he also used to be more obviously nervous and had to work a lot to improve his vocals so i think #thats why hes encouraging- like its familiar? idk but its very sweet #like i went through and watched a lot of maniac tour vids #and i giffed those two momes where he was saying how beautiful LK's falsetto is to the crowd & the one telling fans to sing along to limbo #and the one where hes doing the LK love fanchant along with the fans #there was one from the melbourne show i think ? and lee knows voice cracked a lil but seungmin kinda helped sing along and cover the moment #its just very sweet #i think probably bc everyone thinks of lee know as the brash confident one of skz #but he does still get nervous and you can see how seriously he takes it when hes up there centre stage #and he & seungmin still do their lil divorce crisis moments but whenever its LK singing singing part seungmins there bein a lil cheerleader #i just think its nice since seungmin's more confident in his vocals and is very self assured on stage to see him trying to bring that #in lee know when hes doing a Proper Vocal moment too is sweet #i just like their friendship im sorry for the long ass tags it is just sweet to meeeeeeeeeee

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Your Rowlf looks a bit like Barnaby lmao

[I mean Barnaby already looks like Rowlf quite a bit anyways-]

I KNOWWWWW I KNOW I KNOW i redrew him like three times to try and fix it and each just got worse... why do dog puppets look so similar smh

#i mean i wouldnt be surprised if rowlf was a big inspiration for barnaby #laidback comedy dog. yk #they're both wonderful tho i love them #rambles from the bog #wait random mental image incoming #dont know the context lets just say theres like. a puppet convention or something #and wally gets separated from his friends in the crowd #and he sees a vague dog shape and is like Oh Thank God Its Barnaby so he goes over and grabs 'barnabys' paw #but its. its rowlf #and they both just kinda stare at each other like 'huh. what the fuck' #wally's struggling to process because... big dog? but not barnaby? brown barnaby? huh???? what??? huh??? #so he doesnt know what to do but rowlfs committed now. he cant let go. so they just keep standing there in confused silence #rowlf tries to crack a joke and wally doesnt get it. the silence is awkward now. you see it #idk i thought it was a cute lil Imagining

[nicoscheer]

#11/11/2023 #Paris #his voice crack right at the beginning 🥹 #the look to the side when he lets the crowd sing #his little high kick at the end #also ‘’ oh Paris I luv ya’’ and ‘’Paris let me tell ya who I love nearly as much as I love you’’ #miles kane