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maguro13-2 · 2 months

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Demons Unleashed ~ Origins of the Ink Demon Gaiden Pt.23 ~

Sonic : It doesn't feel right about this. I mean, we got the Green Pure Heart that was connecting to the Shinra person, but I didn't know why he wanted to duel against, he was the guy who created Soul World and their author is a weirdo. Well, that's no relief of mine!

Tails : Equivalent to all Seven Chaos Emeralds, this green pure heart was a piece of the purity heart created by the Tribe of the Ancients, a highly civilization that existed within the Paper Mario universe.

Sonic : Paper Mario, that 2D counterpart of himself, Paper Mario had a dark experience from darkest things ever had like Princess Peach becoming evil due to being possessed by the Shadow Queen and of course, that jester had plans of putting an end to all, This was probably some kind of gift from the ohkuboverse before 50% of it's universe was completely destroyed by the Time Eater.

Knuckles : No duh, It'll take weeks to destroy this peasant, I hope that it reminds one thing's for sure. Rouge always had me thinking about the Master Emerald being the center of the seven emeralds I collected. But when Angel Island falls into the ocean twice in the Dreamcast era, I had to gather the missing pieces of the Master Emerald from Station Square, Mystic Ruins, and Eggman's Aircraft. Then I had to collect the Missing pieces of the Master Emerald while that bat girl is collecting them during the Space Colony Ark Incident. I collected those master emerald pieces somewhere in the desert, the spooky mountainous region Pumpkin Hill, Aquatic Mine, and of course, there's one place that is so hard to get Master Emerald pieces.

Tails : What place did you hardly find them?

Knuckles : I believe it was space. (a cutaway show Knuckles at Meteor Herd running around while Meteors fall and crash) Help! Why is it so hard to find those darn pieces in Space! If only going through that Asteroid Belt was literally bad idea of going to the space co-(gets crushed by a meteor, in pain) Rats! (cuts back to the group)

Tails : So you eventually realized that the Death God of Mobius have monitored the situation to tell Shadow that he was the "Wrong" way, it's because that the Space Colony Ark wasn't created to destroy our world, it was created to destroy aliens and any other intergalactic beings. Guess Shadow was so worried about alien leaders being the bad father dudes was their problem.

Sonic : It's Daddy issues, Shadow has daddy issues with Black Doom, that's why they had to make throw him to prison or even Grim had to take his Soul away in order to make up for humanity. Humans in our world had no rights to become an arrogant species, the lore of our universe had never beens this weird, mysterious, and sometimes dark for all of us. (walks over get a cup of coffe) Yeah, right, Mr. Daddy Issues, that's Shadow alright. It's not like that Robotnik is going to be alone with his machine since he never really met his cousin Maria on that day. That's a dark secret.

(Door opening)

Sonic : Aw man, it has to be Nights, Yuji Naka never tells me that is other character would come to meet me for a third game and fans are going to displeased about it. Sorry to disappoint, Nights, but Yuji Naka isn't here so it's best that you will-!?

Knuckles : Eh? Who is this?

Sonic : Where in the world is that Jester? Ulala, did you do something to--

Mysterious Stranger (?) : That Dream Jester, and dancing diva Ulala isn't here, she's at the streets along with the sega chumps. But rest assure you that you would do fine if you'll tell me who or what is the final collector and the winner shall receive this prize.

Sonic : What's going on? What are you on about? What do you do need something that you really want?

Mysterious Stranger (?) : That Green Pure Heart, the one you got it from Shinra. With all seven pure hearts collected from the collectors, now all we need is to find the Eighth and final one.

Sonic : The white one, the eighth and final pure heart is connected to the beloved person that Shinra trust.

Mysterious Stranger (?) : I know it, she's the last of the Eight vessels of the Eight Pure Hearts. It's one the keys that Demon Vibe attempted to open the Door to Darkness itself.

Sonic : Then who are you, supposed to be, anyobdy that I know someone? I know it's Nozomi. It has to be you as the Mysterious racer. Or it could be Shahra that is hidden by the hood of that cloak.

Mysterious Stranger (?) : That's my jacket. With all of the eight pure hearts of the Eight pillars are collected, will finally spread the love out of the darkness and joy to the universe, love will conquer it all.

Sonic : Alright, then tell me who are you? You got a name, strange (the stranger unhoods herself to reveal herself as Miku) Say, I don't remember a girl having twintails like Maka before. or some other twintail girl that is Lenalee Lee. But I can't seem to put my finger on it. What's your name?

Miku : Miku, the name's Miku Hatsune, Sonic. But otherwise in Japan, they call me Hatsune Miku.

Sonic : I knew it! I knew it! I remember you! You were that girl that I first heard about in Cyberspace, you're one of the world's newest virtual celebrities of the music industry of the 21st century, Hatsune Miku!

Miku : Yes, you remembered me on my first concert, Sonic. You were the one who looked upon me after you wanted me to join your company for what?

Sonic : For a special someone, I proclaim that Sega would make you the successor of Ulala herself. Before you were born in computer memory space, Ulala was one of Sega's musical divas, she was one of our company's greatest characters that is powerful to save the galaxy with the powers of dancing and music. They say that Sega is looking for Ulala's successor and that successor is you, Miku.

Miku : So what? I was born within computer memory space. I heard about you, I obverse everything from your and the real world, when I was only a kid. I was modeled after a girl who was struck in a fearsome accident back in the year 06.

Sonic : Huh? Wait, you were modeled after a girl who died in an accident last year? Wait a second, I remember, you were named after a school girl that I just met over a year ago.

Miku : That's right, before I became a singer created from within Computer data, I was a senior at a high school who only wanted to be in the music business, the Vocaloid, they were a group of virtual singers that were modeled after those who died created within computer memory space.

Sonic : Computer memory space. I like the idea of that. So what brings you hear, Miku?

Miku : Someone gave me this message and there four, I found out that it would be awesome to have a personality like this. A man with a top hat gave me this to ya.

(a holographic image of Count Bleck appears)

Count Bleck : Sonic the Hedgehog, there is only one Pure Heart collector left and with that, all eight pure hearts connecting to the eight vessels will be completed in order to make them pure again. So I will think of something that this twin-tailed girl you met is not the eigth and final pure collector. So me and my group will begin our search for the final Pure Heart collector, so best be wisely to find the final pure hear collector, over and out. (his holographic self vanishes)

Miku : So I guess it's not me this time, I forgot that that I was going to give you this old Heart-shaped box that I was going give you this. (gives him a heart-container)

Sonic : This is from Smash, a heart container? Wait, That's Zelda.

Miku : Be my guess. Count Bleck and his group are on a search for the eight and final pure heart collector, something tells me that anyone is the eighth and final collector would be lucky enough to me the man of his or her dream.

Sonic : Sounds like Mario will be lucky enough to find the final and eight collector. More importantly, We're still worried about the missing chao from Blue Coast. I won't let Eggman Nega get away with this.

Miku : Sonic, I know you worried about the Chao, but why would a descendant from 200 years in your world would unleash demons that bent on destroying mankind like it's relative, Iblis?

Sonic : Iblis you say. I didn't know that was the creature, the one we saw during the Solaris Mysteries before the game retconned. But where did you say that about a fire demon eating chao.

Miku : He left the portal. And we warned anyone about using it, so, yep, he's going on to kill us with that evil fire demon!

[How it Started (Ifrit Golem Theme) - Kenichi Tokoi, Runblebee]

Sonic : That mad scientist from the future, he's going to doom us all!

Tails : We have to stop that thing before it's going to real world au!

Sonic : The villains that I faced with have the nerves to bring to deal with a bunch of a demons!

Knuckles : Well I'm getting the Master Emerald whether they like it or not! I just wanted things to the way they were!

Sonic : Alright, guys! It's now or never! If it has the White Pure Heart, then we'll able to know something that what the pure hearts to spread that love to purity! It'll take a miracle to find out whoever has it.

Tails : And, It's okay to be cool when it comes to beating down a fire demon. Let's go take down that ifrit, together!

[the three runs off]

Miku : Don't forget who trusted you to find out who it is.

Sonic : I won't forget that. Alright, guys. Let's go!

"The search for the eighth and final collector of the Pure Begins..."

~ Stage 27 : Diva from the Cyberspace ~

#sonic the hedgehog #vocaloid #sega #sonic team #crypton future media #crossover #drama #comedy #dark comedy #horror #mystery #thriller #supernatural #fantasy #dark fantasy #science fiction #action #adventure #psychological

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ssiggss · 3 years

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Obsessing over Arcane Order being friends™ with the Jim squad so I don't have to look in the general direction of the dumpsterfire that was rott's ending so please accept these slices of the Arcane Order interacting with their new tiny human friends and co:

Skrael: all I'm saying-

Toby: shut up Skrael you probably wipe back to front.

Skrael: I don't wipe at all.

Toby: .....

Skrael: I don't produce excrement, Toby.

Claire, barely containing tears: both of you shut up, I am begging.

Bellroc, lying on the backyard patio: are u guys done.

Jim, Steve and Toby holding sticks with marshmallows on the end: no.

Steve: so check this, I ride this moped up that ramp, then you do your icy magic thing and make a trail- trust me it'll be sick.

Skrael: the only thing 'sick' about this is your remarkable lack of self-preservation, Steve.

Skrael: .....I'm in.

·Also imagine Bellroc and Blinky just talking for hours on end about history bc Bellroc's literally been alive since the beginning of magic so they'd be able to fall in the blanks to all Blinky's theories.

·Skrael and Steve actually becoming friends and become the bestfriend duo that shares one braincell.

·Idk if the Order need sleep, but if they do or just do it recreationally, I refuse to believe they don't always sleep in cuddlepiles.

·Bellroc knocking on Barbara's bedroom window at 2 am because "I need to talk and you're the only one who can make a decent cup of tea."

"Bellroc, I'm flattered but I'm a human and I need sleep."

·Krel showing off his technical genius and feeling appreciated bc neither Skrael nor Bellroc have much experience with tech so 'omg wow look at that. Whats this thing do? Interesting. Whats this thing do?'

Also Krel's a major music nerd so he probably introduces them to modern music and at first they're like 'what is this noxious noise'

But then they find screamo and heavy metal and Arcadia knows no peace for weeks.

·Can you imagine Jim training with the Order. Can YOU IMAGINE.

"Y'know this is a lot more fun when you're not trying to kill me."

"Jim, please,"

·Also Jim just keeps collecting parental figures like 'you look, sound, and act nothing like the vague image I have of my father so I am adopting you.'

·Imagine being a villain trying to destroy this tiny boy in armor and you finally manage to get him on the ground- and then the literal earth starts vibrating and nearly 20 people of varied shapes and sizes post up on you for touching their son.

·Bellroc being forced to substitute as a teacher one day and what a wild ride that is.

·Skrael and Nari having fights over whose bestfriend is the best.

"Mine can literally create time corridoors and survive thousand foot drops."

"Yes well mine can survive childbirth."

"That is from the cursed timeline and doesn't count and you know it-"

·Varvatos Vex challenging Bellroc to a duel every week and winning half the time. Don't ask him abt it unless you don't enjoy having thumbs.

·Please,, give me Bellroc in an apron, baking cookies that were supposed to have smiley faces on them but they morphed horribly after being baked and now Jim and Toby can't eat them because they're laughing too hard.

·The squad showing the three disney movies, and watching Skrael lose his mind over the frozen movies.

"You don't understand we're KINDRED SPIRITS."

I just them to be happy,,, please,, I am so tired and am in desperate need of serotonin.

#tales of arcadia #3below #trollhunters #krel tarron #varvatos vex #aja tarron #skrael of the north wind #bellroc keeper of the flame #nari of the eternal forest #toa rott #jim lake junior #claire nuñez #toby domzalski #steve palchuk

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kinnoth · 2 years

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Just saw your post about both of them surviving on the statesman, here is how i imagined it myself: them being rescued by the guardians etc. arriving together on Earth. Thor still put Stormbreaker in Thanos' chest except that when Thanos is about to snap his fingers, Loki stops him and Thor gets a second chance but he isn't fast enough and Thanos send Loki flying. Thanos dies but what about Loki? Does he survive? Does Thor use the gauntlet to bring him back? What do the other think? idk.

Which thing did you read, lovie? Are you referring to my rewrite of the IW script? Or are you talking about my Thor/Loki get snapped scenerio?

Cos like I legit don't know if, in the case that both Thor and Loki survive the Statesman AND they both get picked up by the galaxy guardians, that they'd necessarily even be involved in the fight against Thanos? Like the thing we have to confront is that, underpinning both of these characters' motivations is a deep selfishness about one another. Like, especially in the case of their circumstances post-reconciliation after the end of thor3-- this is it for them: they're together, they're both alive, they're both safe. Like, this is everything they have, this is everything they want, this is what they've been working for, and in the circumstance you're suggesting, I find it difficult to see a way out of it that isn't Thor turning to Loki turning to Thor and just being like, "Haven't we paid enough? I'm not risking you again" and then just fucking off.

Like the galaxy guardians aren't gonna be able to persuade them of anything -- neither Thor nor Loki fucking give a shit about any of them or their priorities. Truth be told, neither Thor nor Loki give a shit about any priority in the universe more than they care about each other.

Like, embarrassingly, this is canon to all of the movies. The only reason Thor has ever been involved in the broader MCU universe has been because of Loki. He's only in avengers1 to bring his brother home; he's only in avengers2 to find closure in retrieving and destroying the artefact that drove Loki mad; he's only in IW and EG bc Loki is dead and he needs to avenge him. If you just give him Loki, he has no reason to be anywhere else; he'll just take Loki and leave.

But ok, let's say that they do agree to fight Thanos together (It'll probably be Loki who insists on it tbh; he'll phrase it like "brother I know you, if you run from this now, if you leave our people to the mercies of that mad wolf, you'll regret it all your days.")

(this is all contingent on both of them coming out of the Statesman completely unscathed tho, like, completely: if Loki has so much as a flesh wound on him, Thor is gonna override everything to take him and run. Similarly, if Thor is at all injured, Loki's killing everyone on board, stealing the ship and going to ground)

I don't know if they'd go to Nidavellir? Thor would still feel some security in himself; he would not need the crutch of a new weapon. I especially don't think that Thor would prop the eye of the forge open with his own body like he does in canon -- if Loki is still well and with him, he has no need for his canonical death wish. But ok, let's say they do go to Nidavellir, but they're both getting weapons. They're both kings; it's only fair. Thor gets Stormbreaker but Loki gets a new staff or spear or something.

Let's say they fight the final battle -- and Loki gets hurt trying to stop the snap. Again, if they both live through the snap, they're gonna fucking leave. Nobody's ever gonna see them again -- they are done. If Loki dies in the snap and Thor was the one to agree to bringing him to the battle -- Thor's gonna make a genuine attempt on his own life. If Thor dies and Loki is the one who insisted on fighting Thanos -- he's gonna go, kill Thanos, and get the fucking time stone

#internal thor tag

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punkscowardschampions · 4 years

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Edie & Liam

Edie: [Okay, so a school trip moment for Edie for Politics and Society where they've gone down to the local courts to probably watch the most boring cases of people paying parking fines etc lol so have fun with that babe] Liam: got the hots for any criminals? Edie: the dude refusing to pay his child support is just my type Liam: pity I don't have any 👶 I've binned off for you Liam: all I've got going for me is how willing I am to catch a charge Edie: We're gonna snatch one, already decided Edie: daddy issues withstanding, no one here is as interesting as you Liam: when I find one with 👀 like yours Edie: 🥺🥺🥺 Edie: I'll make one for you Liam: would you? Edie: I'd do anything for you Liam: I'm just testing you, baby Edie: Test away Edie: my brain is dribbling out my ears over here Liam: don't lose it, we need it Edie: I need you Edie: what are we doing later to bring back my will to live? Liam: anything you want Edie: I might have something Liam: am I guessing or are you telling? Edie: I don't wanna get your hopes up Edie: but I heard rumours, some kid in my year reckons he's found an empty Edie: and that his brother and his mates are gonna squat in it Edie: but it's in a really fuck off big house in a decent part of town, so idk if it's bullshit or what Edie: but it'd be fun to trash if it isn't Liam: we could kick them out, stay for a while before we do Edie: yeah? Edie: play 🏡 with me Liam: somewhere nice to take the 👶 to Edie: Wonder how many rooms there are Edie: can have a playroom and everything Edie: lucky bastard Liam: do you think there's a garden? Edie: even if it's really in town, they'll still have a perfectly landscaped backyard, patio, room for a swing Liam: sandpit for our buried treasure Edie: and the dogs 🦴s Liam: great idea to blame the dog 💀🦴 Edie: I think so Edie: failing that, the previous owners Edie: clearly left in a hurry because the body count got out of control Liam: won't look suss that all the little pussies from your class who are looking at you now when they shouldn't be are in there Edie: I can think of a thousand reasons they deserve to die Edie: yours is the best though Liam: it's the most important one Edie: I don't want anyone else to look at me Liam: put your jacket on Edie: [stealth selfie 'cos p sure you are not meant to have a phone in court lol] Liam: you'll feel better now Edie: 🤏 Edie: what lesson are you in? Liam: maths Liam: about to stick a pencil through my own eye Edie: save one for me Edie: I love your eyes too Liam: right or left? Edie: left Edie: it's the side the tattoo is on Liam: 👌 Liam: [a selfie that he's edited to get rid of an eye] Edie: my cyclops Edie: still hot Liam: eye patch isn't as useful as a fake leg but I knew you'd be into it Edie: you can stash some in the socket Edie: or a 💎 Edie: can't bury all the treasure Liam: 💍 Edie: 🥰 Liam: when can you get out? Edie: when do you want me? Liam: I wanna find the house & make it nice for you first Edie: [screenshot of this kid in her year going off about it/inviting her with the address etc] Liam: I'll go now Edie: I'll pretend the cases have upset me and ask to be excused when I get the chance Edie: then I can go into town and steal all the stuff we'll need for the house Liam: don't forget the 👶 Edie: I'll look in all the prams for the bluest eyes Liam: has to be a girl though Edie: they're always decked out in all the pink Edie: even if I've left some of my brain on the seats Liam: get some clothes too then Edie: your babies would be so beautiful Edie: not like pink screaming blobs Liam: if she looks like you I don't mind her screaming, can do whatever she wants Edie: I'm in love with you Liam: I know you are Liam: & you know how I feel about you Edie: yeah Edie: you take care of me Liam: I'm trying to Edie: you are Liam: I want this to work Edie: then it will Edie: I'll do whatever you need me to Edie: be what you need Liam: you're perfect Liam: he knows that's why he invited you there Edie: but I'm going to be with you instead Liam: who is he? Edie: dunno, he's barely in any of my classes Edie: Craig something, his brother is called Sean, you've probably seen him at shit, even though he's been out of school time Liam: yeah, previous raves & shit Edie: right Edie: just think he knows I go to that shit too Liam: I just need to broadcast a bit louder that I'm with you now, everywhere Edie: How do you wanna do that? Liam: can't let you out of my sight if it means you're in theirs Edie: I'm not mad about that Edie: I want to be with you all day every day Edie: but I'll stab my eyes out before I look at anyone else Edie: you know that Liam: it's not you I don't trust Edie: if anyone touches me, you'll kill them Edie: and we'll bury them in our sandpit Liam: I test you, they test me Edie: you can handle anyone, you're so above them, everyone Liam: I don't know what I'd do if things changed Edie: things will only change if you want them to Edie: I'm not going anywhere without you Liam: tell your ma you're staying at mine, I don't want her trying to get you back Edie: okay, I will Edie: you're the only one who's allowed to tell me what to do Liam: it'll be home until we don't want it, barely a lie Edie: it doesn't matter Edie: I'm never safer than when I'm with you Liam: you can stay at mine too, any time you want Edie: I can? Liam: yeah Edie: 😄😄😄 Edie: I'm now leaving Edie: very, very devastated about the lady driving without insurance 💔 Liam: who can afford that shit, heartbreaking isn't far off Edie: it's a scam Edie: speaking of, how am I gonna liberate some sleeping bags 🤔🤔 Liam: 🤰 Edie: 💡 Edie: pram would actually be perfect Liam: didn't leave any of your brain behind Edie: don't wanna live that young mum stereotype too hard or I'll be right back in that place and I've only just escaped Liam: you won't Liam: the baby won't need to steal it from you, it'll be smart & talented & beautiful in its own right Edie: and you'll love it Edie: and always look after it too Liam: everyone says there's nothing like it, I'd have to feel something Liam: you know that's all I want Edie: I think even if you don't love your kid Edie: you must still be scared for them Edie: and for your own life, how they'll save it or destroy it Edie: that's something Liam: we could be a family, it's been so long since I had one of them Edie: all we'd need would be us three Liam: if my ma won't let us make my sister's room into one for the baby then we'll find our own place Edie: there's room at mine Edie: well, we could make it Edie: with her track record, that's the one thing she can't not be cool on Liam: mine's not cool on fucking anything, but pretend I didn't say that or you'll never wanna come over Edie: she won't like me Edie: but I'll still come Edie: and I'll try to be more what a ma would like Edie: in front of her anyway Liam: she's up for me having a girlfriend, in her words finally Edie: better not disappoint then Edie: what's she like? Liam: she's a lot but she's been through a lot Liam: maybe that's where all the shit I'm supposed to feel went to Edie: maybe Edie: that's the kind of thing a mum would do Edie: take it all on, for good or bad Liam: she does do that, since both the baby daddys she picked turned out to be losers Edie: same with mine Edie: the only person who helped her out was another chick but she died and then there was another kid to take in so Edie: I'd hate to live like that Liam: you won't Edie: I can't Liam: we've got a plan, yeah? Liam: stay with me Edie: we can be different Edie: we are Edie: don't you feel it, around everyone, all the time Liam: yeah, I do Liam: I used to hate it Edie: it's lonely Edie: was Liam: I wanted to be more like my sister, everyone knew her & liked her Liam: but she got lonely too, in the end Edie: people are selfish Edie: they couldn't deal with her pain, even though it was hers to go through Liam: she used to beg me to stay with her & I did but we weren't in the same place Liam: I couldn't go there Edie: you weren't dying Edie: that's lonely Edie: people waste their time alive being alone and not doing what they want whilst they can and for what Liam: they don't wanna live too hard in case it kills them Edie: at least that way is quick Edie: you don't have time to think about it, or wait in that place Liam: yeah Edie: it's bullshit, all of it Edie: what happened to your sister, your mum, you Edie: we'll live by our own rules and it won't be like that Liam: it was bullshit, everyone acting like there's peace & acceptance & she'd feel super chill Liam: she was angry & lonely & fucking terrified of falling off the edge Liam: exhausted from fighting to stay on Edie: why would there be, or should she be Edie: it isn't okay Edie: kids with everything ahead of them shouldn't fucking die Liam: I should've Liam: before I met you Liam: instead of her Edie: you would've if you could've Edie: the universe doesn't do trades and that's another fucked thing about it Liam: I need you to help me fix it Liam: nothing's how it's supposed to be Edie: Okay Edie: let's do it Liam: you'll really do anything for me Edie: I swear Edie: it's right Edie: it's what I'm meant to do Liam: how do you know? Edie: because I want to Edie: and if the universe is pure random, chaotic chance Edie: then you have to follow the right strings Edie: or it goes wrong, like you said Liam: & this is right Liam: the only way I have Edie: is it? Edie: for you Liam: you're all that's left Liam: I can't do anything else Liam: if this doesn't work, nothing will Edie: then it's settled Liam: you're gonna love this 🏠 Edie: what's it like? Liam: huge Liam: bigger than the one my ma rents for real Edie: no way Edie: can't believe he wasn't lying Edie: let's keep it Liam: baby, there's so much space Liam: haven't hit my head either Edie: 😱 Edie: let's stay forever Edie: we'll deal with any estate agents or potential renters who come Liam: under the floorboards Edie: bet they have loads of unnecessary storage we can use too Edie: wine cellars and pantries Liam: 👶 do have a lot of shit they need though Edie: how many bedrooms are there Liam: 4 Edie: it can have a playroom and so can we Liam: you'll be able to finish that song about me Edie: I'll write whole albums Liam: you can write one for the 👶 every milestone, like a less shit Adele Edie: 😂 Edie: I will Edie: 👶 will feel so loved Liam: I want it for my birthday Edie: have you done the maths? Liam: not in that lesson any more, give me a sec Edie: 🤞 you've not given me an impossible task 😿 Liam: [does the maths even though we don't know when his bday is or what time of year it is rn but pretend we do] Edie: okay Edie: we'll have to get moving Edie: I'll put these condoms back Liam: give them to that lad, he don't need to be having any kids Edie: seriously Edie: his brother already has some he doesn't see, right Edie: gross Liam: I got some 💊 off him that didn't do fuck all Liam: waster in every way Edie: such a loser Liam: we're gonna have to be clean Edie: me at least, when it's cooking Liam: I'm not gonna keep going without you Edie: serious? Liam: you're willing to do anything for me, I can stop taking 💊 for you Edie: I love you Liam: hurry up, you have to see this place Edie: Okay, okay Edie: there's a lot of stuff this baby needs too Liam: I need you here Edie: then I'll run Liam: you can lie down as soon you've made it home Edie: I got us dinner Liam: gutted I don't have a real 💍 in my eye socket Edie: I'll have to use a ring pull Liam: it'll work for now Edie: were your parents married? Liam: nah, but she married my sister's dad Liam: she liked him better all round Edie: that makes sense Edie: same with mine and the others dad Edie: hence she went back to him Liam: dunno what your ma was thinking but in fairness to mine he was less of a twat for a while Edie: can't help who you love Edie: some people are unlucky with that too Liam: yeah Liam: & some people never get to be in love Edie: some people don't let themselves Liam: like we said earlier about not living Edie: yeah Edie: I guess it is scary but what's the alternative Liam: I used to properly feel things you know Edie: before your sister died Liam: if it was there before, it could be again Edie: definitely Edie: I know it Edie: we'll work it out Liam: you'll be happy here Liam: [a pic of the cute shit he's been doing in her absence trying to make this place nice for her] Edie: 🥺🥺 Edie: it says I'm nearly there Liam: I'll come out so I can carry you in 👰 Edie: you know I'd die to make you happy Liam: but that isn't what I want Liam: I'd prefer if you lived forever Edie: then I'll do that Edie: we can have hundreds of babies if that's what you need Edie: or do all the drugs in the world Edie: or go on the longest killing spree Liam: I think that'd take a huge toll on you physically, which I don't want either Liam: I'm not trying to ruin you Edie: you might make me actually cry Liam: stay beautiful, that's what I need Edie: Come get me Liam: [does] Edie: [lowkey laden down with all the essentials be careful boy] Liam: [literally take a sec to imagine them going from room to room planning their lives like adorable nerds] Edie: [this is all so bittersweet we're so mean] Liam: [I'm totally fine and not gonna sob] Edie: [I think if they made it look lived in, it'd make the squatters go away, so then it's just when the landlord/estate agent moment shows up eventually, but I think that would give them a bit of time to do it, even if it's like a week] Liam: [there's just something so pure about this, like it really reminds me how young and broken they are, casually playing pretend like little kids here] Edie: [mhmm, like because she's technically smart everyone expects her to be cynical and realistic but she can't be and is like genuinely if we try hard enough this will all work and be real] Liam: [just reminding me of my pure baby angel Carly in a way I did not expect to be hit by, excuse me] Edie: [when you're more like her and Billie is more like Ali don't mind me] Liam: [I don't know why I love that so much but I do] Edie: [just live your best lives huns, all the ridiculous things you've got for this home moment, also some kind of baby doll 'cos we didn't steal a real child] Liam: [we don't need either of you getting in that much trouble when the fams are gonna be annoyed as is, they should totally film something with it during this week because those hoes] Edie: [creepy, cryptic video in response to where you are like soz for scaring you all half to death it's just our brand] Liam: [and she should practice tattoo designs on it for him like do you like this one or nah] Edie: [definitely covered in biro] Liam: [put your treasure in it's eye socket] Edie: [there's so many sick designs tbh] Liam: [are we saying they still go to school or purely hole up] Edie: [probably hole up 'cos 1 why not but 2 at least you'd know they were together even if not where lol] Liam: [it adds to the vibe of their own little world so I'm here for it] Edie: [like truly why would you go to school, maybe when you're pregnant and we need to win people 'round lmao] Liam: [he wouldn't stalk Rio all week that means #proudofyouboy] Edie: [we're all thrilled] Liam: [actual progress for real because he's been doing it for years and he didn't force Edie to go to school so he could] Edie: [it truly is, when you're just having fun gah] Liam: [proud of you for living real life again boy, speaking of, we know the vibe but is there anything you wanna write down here as defs happening this week other than what we've said?] Edie: [hmm, so let's recap real quick and then we can add anything if we think of it, we've got homey things and he's made it cute and we're playing house so the squatters don't come and wreck it, which is so cute, we're planning our family and life like this is absolutely nbd, doing all the biro tattoos, making our ARG and making a weird/scary vid for the fam lollollol soz, just clearly getting to know each other intensely and bonding and cementing this plan] Liam: [do write some songs gal but I also think they should try whatever drugs they want to that they haven't before they get clean for this pregnancy moment because adds to the bonding that they don't even throw a party they just do it together] Edie: [i vibe that because it isn't about the party of it all, it's the feeling things, so it makes feelsy sense] Liam: [yeah I felt it, and it's so cute that they're doing all these domestic things while sometimes high af] Edie: [like you said, we don't need to be saints 'cos who is even when they have a child but it's very noble that you're like okay let's get it out of the way lol] Liam: [literally ruster are still living lavish and partying with their champagne and coke when they have theirs, tell me I'm wrong] Edie: [mhmm, y'all are very sweet actually it's pure] Liam: [neither of them seem like they would be so sweet and pure and that's why I stan it] Edie: [maybe they can do things they'll do when they have the bub like the park etc so like normal childhood things which he probably didn't get to do much] Liam: [boo how dare you, that's so cute] Edie: [like again, bittersweet but also childlike vibes again and he can enjoy it] Liam: [also I vote he gets on this roof and shouts about his feelings like he said he was gonna on the school roof] Edie: [a mood, and you can be a bit destructive inside, just got to keep it looking respectable so every loser in town doesn't crash your fun] Liam: [OMG but what if that's towards the end of the week and he says he loves her then because he has not like literally shout it from the rooftops but genuinely] Edie: [need that tbh 'cos as in this as she is and not turning back, she's obvs noticed he hasn't like she knows she's still out here trying to make him feel not like oh yes, I have succeeded lol] Liam: [it just is real like when you're pissing about at first but then the feels carry you along] Edie: [oh you two]

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