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vneuns · 3 years

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PART DOS. friendship breaker dou

ʚ♡ɞ 𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 > dreamwastaken x fem!reader x corpse_husband

ʚ♡ɞ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 > slight cursing , stupid ness

ʚ♡ɞ 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗗 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧 > 0.7k

ʚ♡ɞ 𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 > it seemed rivers made some friends and maybe just have gained a simple crush

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River took a deep breath as she looked at the vc with five different icons in it. Her nerves were bubbling as she began to contemplate actually joining. When Dream had sent her the messages on twitter inviting her to meet the rest of the feral boys while they streamed and got to know the women, she had thought someone was playing some sick joke on her.

That the second she said yes she’d wake up and it would’ve all been a Dream, The blonde would’ve never raided her stream and sent her loads of donations with flirty messages, nor would he had sent her a personal invite to hang out with the boys.

How fast she was growing was something riv had never thought in a million years would happen but now here she was.

“Hii!” She responded, everyone else greeting her as well. “So river is it?” Her eyebrows furrowed in worry wondering where the beanie boy was going with his statement. “Mhm.”

“What are your intentions with my boy Dream here?”

“God you're such an idiot, ignore him.”

Riv laughed under her breath. “No no, Alex has a point, maybe she has an ulterior motive.” Karl started turning his camera on randomly pointing a threatening finger.

“And what would that be Mr. Jacobs?”

“Maybe she’s trying to butter us up and then bam! She’s swept our careers from us right from under our feet.” Everyone in the call broke into a fit of laughter at the accusation. “Well I guess we’ll never know will we?”

River leaned in, dropping her voice to a whisper, “I like to keep my victims on their toes.”

Sapnap oohed, whilst the girl began to become more comfortable talking to all the others. “Alright so how about a good game of jackbox?”

After three full hours of filthy, flirty, and down right stupid comments the game came to an end.

“Well this was fun,” George yawned quietly. “But it’s almost four am and i’m tired so Goodnight!” Each person bid their goodbyes while Dream ended his stream. It was a weird thing to think about, how two days ago the girl sitting in a call with one of the most popular minecraft youtuber was having a celebration with her stream after hitting 5k followers was now refreshing her twitter page and watching as the number gradually raised. “River?”

Rivers' eyes immediately moved to the Monitor in front of her not even realizing she had zoned out. “Yeah I’m here sorry.”

Dream chuckled, moving something around on his desk. “You alright? I called you a few times and you didn’t reply,”

His voice was laced with concern as he fidgeted with one of his rings on his fingers worrying that he might have scared her away.

The girl hummed biting softly on the corner of her lip. “Mm yeah I’m okay, that was just,” she puffed out a dramatic amount of air shaking her head. “Kinda scary but the adrenaline rushing through my veins was really overpowering. ya know?.”

Of course he understood. He was just like her a few years ago, stepping into the world of fame and having your every move and word tracked down.

Except he had his friends in his corner and she had no one.

“Yeah I get it,”

A comfortable silence fell on the two as they just took in each other’s company. “Oh and I just wanted to say thank you for like everything.”

The boy went to stop her but she continued. “You guys were like the reason I started streaming so getting this opportunity is huge to me.”

Dreams heart warmed at the comment fighting back a smile she wouldn’t be able to see. Just as he went to respond the knock on his door cut the words short.

Sap ducked his head in without waiting for a reply. “Games on, you comin?”

“u-um.”

“go ahead we can talk tomorrow.” and without waiting for a reply the girl of his dreams exited the call.

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nappingwithyuuji · 3 years

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i ain't got no time if you ain't beside me

CORPSE HUSBAND X FEM!READER

Chapter nine!

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Summary: You are a faceless youtuber who does Sims4 and ranty vlogs, but somehow you end up playing a game with your friend Rae and then things get 💕💕💕

Warnings: tw alcohol, tw cigarette smoking, sexual themes (mentions), swearing.

You put down your phone because everyone in the call is trying to decide on a game.

“What about you, y/n?” Ludwig’s voice echoes through your headphones.

“Oh, um, I'm fine with anything to be honest.” You mumble in a higher pitch, being caught off guard by the conversation you weren’t following.

“Okey-dokey then! Do you have Friday the 13th open yet, y/n?” You let an audible gasp at the new information coming out of Rae’s mouth. You sip your drink as you open the game (which you had downloaded a few days ago on Corpse’s recommendation), chatting with your chat about how much you don’t like scary games.

You make sure to not leak the code for the game and then turn off the copyrighted music as you set up your controls. “Yo guys, will this game give me the frights?” You ask worriedly.

“Nah!” “You’ll be fine, y/n!” “Just watch out for Corpse though!” You hear everyone exclaim, that last comment makes you question if getting drunk and playing scary games with nonother than Corpse, was a good idea.

“Okay, my plan is to get as wasted as I can before I get scared…” You tell everyone, and are met with your friends seconding your plan. You all do a few shots as the introduction plays on your screens and then the game starts.

You tell your chat that you’re going to fetch a glass of water while the others finish this round to help you calm down. Between singing with Corpse and then being mercilessly killed by Tina you were getting a bit too overwhelmed in this first round.

As you stumble to your kitchen, trying not to step on Ramona who’s circling your ankles for your attention, you take a few seconds to concentrate on your breathing and try to ground yourself. You might be okay with your messy online persona but your tweets about (and to) Corpse were getting out of hand. Acting like a horny puppy was not a good look when it came to dealing with a crush on a real person, and if you ever decided to act upon your feelings, this was not the way Corpse deserved to be wooed.

The sensation of the cool tap water going down your throat helped you calm down, and as you were filling your glass one more time, your pocket started to vibrate. Corpse’s ID glaring at your eyes makes you squint from the harsh light of your screen, seeing as you hadn’t even bothered turning on the lights of your apartment.

“Y/n?” His voice rumbled, sending shivers down your back. Feeling suddenly perched, you take the time to take one long gulp from your glass, swallowing loudly.

“Umm, yes? What’s up, Corpsie?” Your attempt at sounding effortless and calm, after being called by the person you were just thinking of how to approach romantically, is ruined by your voice betraying you and sounding like a high pitched robot.

“You okay, baby? I saw you left your stream and I was just checking up on you.” His words also sound slurred as he says that.

“Oh, don’t act like you’re not also tipsy, Mr. Corpse…” The words leave your mouth in a playful tone, as you were getting curious about this revelation. Even though this was a drunk stream, Corpse hadn't shown any signs of being tipsy so your chaos side wanted to know how drunk Corpse behaved.

While you didn’t do this often, you felt like today was a special occasion. Getting drunk for the first time in a year and with none other than your newly found friends made you feel okay when you decided to open your kitchen’s window and light up a smoke.

“Oh…” His sentence is cut by a low chuckle, “I’m wasted right now, baby girl.”

It didn't matter that he had already called you that before, the pet name didn't go unnoticed by you, making you choke on the smoke of your cigarette. You cursed in between some coughs, asking the divine why something that was meant to be celebratory and calming was having the opposite effect.

“Oh, Gods, Corpse.” You say, once you regain control of your lungs, “Way to kill me in my lil’ break, huh?” You hear how your coughing fit and comment affects him, making him giggle.

“Don't blame me for your addiction, y/n. Besides, come play with me, we’re waiting for you and everyone’s talking to each other and I’m feeling awkward cause and I fucking miss you and I don’t want to talk to anybody else.” You let a long exhale of breath escape your lips after his long-ish ramble. Although you feel like Corpse was generally getting more and more comfortable around you, he was still someone who preferred to be short and to the point, his ominous silences saying more than what random words could say, so these long-winded sentences really showed his inhabited state.

“Unacceptable!” You squeal, making your best Lemongrab impression in the hopes of diffusing the tension built in your body by hearing fucking Corpse Husband tell you that he misses you. “I'm coming! I'm coming! You’re such a needy drunk, Corpse…” You giggle as you put out your cigarette and start walking to your streaming room with a much clearer head than before.

He breaks into a laugh at your impression and you hear his chair creak, making you perfectly picture him throwing his head backwards with that canine toothed smile he does whenever one of your dumb jokes gets to him. “You’re such a Fionna.” He states.

Once you’re back in your chair, you take one more sip of your now warm, gin and tonic and put on your headphones. You feel the alcohol burn your insides, and that’s all the courage you need right now. “You can be my Marshall Lee if you promise to calm me down after this scary game, Corpsie...”

With your heart beating out of your chest, you hang right up, not wanting to hear Corpse’s most probably flirty response. You check that your camera is not showing your face before turning it on and coming off mute in the Discord call.

A/N: hi! double update this weekend yay! i was just feeling like it lol. This was one of the funnest chapters to write tbh, so hope you enjoy it! Also, im sorry if some of the tags in the taglist are not working, it's just tumblr's fault...

P.S: i'm close to 500 followers right now and i'm writing a lil' celebratory oneshot for when i reach that! so maybe expect a something extra this next week maybe?

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stylistiquements · 3 years

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𝓦𝓗𝓐𝓣 𝓘𝓕 - The letter

A letter from a lover to a lover on their wedding day.

❚ Word count : 576 ❚ Warning : Swearing as always

A/N : hi friends long time no see! I thought about a little update for What If enjoyers and this happened. don't know why. enjoy! Until next time (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)

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Dear y/n,

if you’re reading this, it means that we’re actually getting married today and that I’m keeping the promise I made to myself. You know I'm not good with words, but I'll do it for you. I'll do it because I promised myself that you would understand the depth of my feelings for you -and not in a bang confession of a song, but with actual words written on paper. The song... I can't listen to it anymore. I swear to god, when I do, my brain just goes; "your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick". Anyway, I'm drifting off. I'm really fucking nervous.

So I'll tell you everything. The truth, the ugly truth, no bullshit.

Wanna know what made me make that promise? (I'm really happy you're reading it in a letter and I'm not telling you face to face cause you'd want to kick my ass). The night you proposed, you were sleeping peacefully and I was just a mess. I couldn't stop thinking about our future together, about the fact that it was probably the stupidest mistake we could ever do. But you rolled around, and I looked at you. You had the stupidest expression I had ever seen on anyone's face. Like ever. So fucking weird. I laughed to myself, couldn't stop, or else I'd have to realize that I was terrified because at that very moment I understood that, ultimately, you'd break my heart one way or another.

I walked into our story blinded by your light and it's like I have only awoken at that moment. You said I should trust you, but for a long time I wasn't able to. Because I'm no easy person to live with. Because I love you so much, I was convinced that it would hurt like a bitch, that there wasn't any other possible way. I'm still not sure about that one, but that night I didn't care anymore. I knew there were no going back, that no matter how scary it was, you'd have to be loved and feel loved, and I wouldn't let anyone do it for me.

In the end, it's a very selfish decision. What would I be without you? What would I be for that really fucking stupid sleeping face?

So I put on my big boy's pants and write this letter instead of getting ready. Sykkuno keeps walking back and forth. I think he's desperate at this point. But I can't stop thinking about you. I wonder what you're doing right now with Rae and Brooke with you. Nevermind, I don't wanna know. I wonder what you'll look like walking down the aisle, what dress you chose. Do you think I'm going to cry? I'm probably going to cry because you're the most amazing, most stunning woman I've ever seen, and I really don't know what else I could do. I'm already emo just thinking about it. About how lucky I am to have found someone as wonderful as you and I can’t believe we’re really about to do it. Being in love is cringe, but if you say a world about it, I'll mansplain, manspread, manipulate my way out of this one. Fuck you in advance actually.

Anyway, now I really realized what's happening today and I'm fucking shaking. I can't believe I'm about to marry my soulmate. But I guess I'll see you soon. I'll be the man in black waiting for the love of his life.

I love you so very much

Forever yours,

Corpse Husband.

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katyasrussianaccent · 3 years

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you're so golden (corpse x reader)

Summary: You're a faceless youtuber that sings cover songs. What happens when a certain faceless streamer slides into your DMs after you cover one of his songs?

Authors Note: Sorry for the delay in uploading! Hopefully this makes up for it 👀 We still have a few more parts before this is finished so lemme know what you think!

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auramindedd · 3 years

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I Seen It, Now Delete It - SMAU*

Part 13

CorpseHusband x Fem!Reader

Warnings: cussing

A/n: 25 days... i’m back w an uploading schedule guysss!! super sorry for this whole coming back and then going. i’ve been having trouble w my mental health and things among my family. school is almost over, i only have until june 1st which is right around the corner. my uploading schedule (until summer) is uploading every monday & friday, maybe uploads during the week if i’m not busy! :) when the summer comes, i’ll be uploading more frequently and i’ll even be trying to upload daily like i used to.

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kylie-writes-stuff · 3 years

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✩ YOU ✩

A Corpse Husband Social Media AU !

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INTRO

PART 1: OFF BRAND JEFF THE KILLER

PART 2: UGH BI CULTURE

PART 3: DHMIS

PART 4: THESE DUMBASSES [1] [2]

PART 5: NO ??

PART 6: YNSIMPS4CORPSE

PART 7: BREAKING FREE

PART 8: YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND

PART 9: SECRET MISSION SHHH

PART 10: JUMPER

PART 11: MIDBECRAFY

PART 12: BLACK HEART

PART 13: GOOD IDEA

PART 14: GREAT STREAM

PART 15: OPERATION FOUR SOME

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bonus! : cursed interactions

1: twilight

2: andy biersack

3: #ynfell

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vneuns · 3 years

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TRES. FAMILY BONDING TIME

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pairing: corpse x reader , dream x reader.

authors note: this is kinda short but like whatever 💀 we finally got the Corpse x yn content we needed so praise bingus 😩. also don’t mind the dates I got tired after a while and didn’t feel like changing them 😀🔪

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nappingwithyuuji · 3 years

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i ain’t got no time if you ain’t beside me.

CORPSE HUSBAND X FEM!READER

Chapter two of ???

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Summary: You are a faceless youtuber who does Sims4 and ranty vlogs, but somehow you end up playing a game with your friend Rae and then things get 💕💕💕.

Warnings: so far none!

As soon as you turned off your camera you instantly brought your knees up to your chest and hugged your legs tightly, trying to breath and process this last round. When you encountered Corpse kill your friend you couldn't help the shriek that left your mouth, even though as soon as it came out, you covered your mouth with your hand, biting at your palm.

Corpse didn’t even tell you to do anything, you just knew you had to keep quiet and almost instantly you two had made a silent pact. You followed him around as he successfully killed the rest of the players and you even made a few congratulatory comments like “good job!” or “omg savage!” when he did. Meanwhile you could see your chat going crazy asking you when you had switched teams or basically poking fun at you for running around like Corpse’s puppy.

Not to mention that after you were voted out everyone in your chat started freaking out about what Corpse proceeded to do. To avenge you. As you watched him win the game while also mumbling about you, you felt your jaw slack open but you pushed through, deciding to chat about random things with your followers. You weren’t surprised when you saw that Corpse and Toast won as impostors, you even let a soft “yay” escape your mouth and then laughed incredulously about it with your chat.

Afterward you mention to the guys that this had been your last round which made them all start to boo and joke around.

“Booo Y/n! It's only 11pm!” Rae whined through your headphones. Everyone else agreed but you sighed and tried to explain yourself.

“I know! But I'm not made for gaming like you guys! I usually fall asleep by 11:30pm so I would already be in bed by now!! I'm the grandma friend!” You let out a yawn by the end of your sentence and you saw your chat start spamming you with a few of “awwww y/n is such a cutie” and “she is such a grandma.” You chuckled a bit at that but then you heard something that made your breath cut out.

“Aww, such a baby y/n.”

All in all, it was pretty fun and it was a hell of a first time playing this game. Everyone hanged out a bit and congratulated you for your first game. Rae even started to joke about how you had become a Corpse simp but that's when you decided to proceed to call it a night. Probably the best choice given your present state. You love your friend but, too soon, man, too soon. Twitter didn’t seem to agree with you on that.

Author’s note: Hi! thanks for all the love on the chapter! It really means a huge lot to me! This part might be a bit short but I feel like I gave you what you were craving for ;) Also, cute title, eh? White Tee is my favorite song from Corpse. I don't want to set myself a rigid schedule (let’s strive for weekly updates tho) for this so this is where the tag list becomes useful! Remember that reblogs are extremely useful to me and even more so if you tag the reblogs under the same tags I use. Thx byee

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auramindedd · 3 years

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Fixed? Never - SMAU*

Part 3

CorpseHusband x FemReader

Warnings: cussing

A/N: again, any posts with a “ * ” attached to “smau” has writing in it. imma focus A LOT more on just the social media n message perspective, but y/n n corpse meet in this part soooo i had to add some writing :) something else b4 i forget; i’m updating my masterlist and changing it into a directory post that way you guys can also request through a google form! i’ll have requests open at all times unless i get too stressed out or if they overfill. due to me changing my masterlist, there’s gonna be about 6 posts i think. also,, thank you guys so much for 600 followers! i’ve been hitting a bunch of milestones and haven’t been remembering to say thank you, but just know that i appreciate every single one of you... also i love reading y’all’s comments 😭

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You make sure you’re set up before 6 PM, which was probably a mistake. You can’t sit still, you’re starting to get nervous, and you kind of just want to run away to McDonald’s.

Sure, you know Ludwig, Dream, and Rae, but it feels like you’re at school all over again. That anxious feeling of having to be with people while your best friends aren’t around.

You’re leg is bouncing, your nails are tapping on your desk, and you can’t stop running your hand through your hair. It probably looks like a fucking bird nest by now.

You start streaming, deciding that maybe talking to your supporters will make things a bit better.

“Hey, loves,” You greet in a not so Y/N-fashioned way. Of course, the chat catches on, and you’re being called out for it. You can’t help but giggle at the fact that your supporters know how you usually are.

@user: What happened to, “Hey, bitches!”

@user: Ou, someone is nervous.

Yeah, they obviously know you very well.

“Alright, let’s start over.” You clear your throat for dramatic effect because, well, when are you not dramatic? “Hey, bitches!” Yup, even you know that just feels right.

After a while of talking to your supporters, Rae sends you the Discord invite and the Among Us code. You join, feeling your nerves start to come back.

“Y/N!” Rae exclaims in excitement when she sees you’ve joined the Among Us lobby.

“Hi,” You say, shyness lacing your voice.

“Oh my God! The cutest voice.” Jack says. Wow, what a compliment coming from the Jack_Septic_Eye.

You take time to introduce yourself to everyone, trying to calm your nerves.

“Are we gonna start?” Ludwig’s impatient ass asks.

“We’re waiting for Corpse.” Rae explains.

Shit, another person you have to introduce yourself to?

“Hey, Corpse!” Sykkuno greets quickly, very obviously racing to be the first to say hi to Corpse.

“Hey, Sykkuno,” Corpse chuckles, and woah, the last thing you expected. You can’t help but be surprised, and you know it’s showing on your face. Why? Because your supporters are teasing you in the chat.

“Corpse,” Rae says in a sing-songy tone. “This is Y/N.” And your heart drops to your fucking stomach. Every single time it happens when you have to meet someone, but now your heart is beating even faster because you’re obviously the only one who hasn’t met Corpse. They’re all expecting a reaction out of you...

“Hey, Y/N.” His deep, husky voice says. You can hear the smile in his voice and it helps ease your nerves.

“Hi,” You greet, shyness still lacing your voice.

Corpse chuckles, “So cute.” Now you’re blushing. Great...

Rae starts the game, saving you before the others can start teasing you.

Crewmate.

You’ve only played Among Us once, in a public server with Dream, George, Karl, and Alex, and then you got bullied for not knowing what the fuck to do.

To say the least, you’re pretty glad to be Crewmate and not Impostor.

“Y/N!” Jack shouts, walking up to you. You slightly jump, forgetting they’re playing with Proximity Chat.

“Jack!” You shout back, letting his astronaut catch up to you.

“We were expecting a reaction.” He says, and of course they were.

“Uh, yeah, I don’t know. I feel like he hears it a lot, don’t want to add on to the list of Things People Say To Him Everyday.”

“Yeah, he’s probably very grateful for that.”

“Grateful for what?” Charlie walks up to you two.

“Nothing,” Jack drawls. You’ve just met Charlie, but you know that he’d tease both you and Corpse about one another’s voices.

“Oh, I know!” Charlie exclaims, but before he can say what he knows-

“Okayyy! That’s enough interaction with Charlie for today.” Jack says, and you take that as a, ‘Walk the fuck away now, Y/N!’

You walk around, trying your best to finish tasks, but when it comes to the card swipe in Admin, you want to quit life as a whole.

“Ugh, I fucking quit.” You groan, slamming your hands on your desk. A deep, rumbling chuckle comes through on your headphones.

“Having trouble?” Corpse teases.

“Yeah. I wanna rip every strand of my fucking hair out.”

“Swipe it slower.” And with that, you try again. Voila! Just like magic.

“Well if I would’ve fucking known.” You groan, Corpse chuckling.

“Here, I can help you with the game.”

“Yes, please, I don’t know shit about it.”

“You know, you cuss a lot for having such a sweet, innocent, and cute voice.” Corpse laughs.

“Yeah,” You drawl. “I know, bad fucking habit.” You slap your hand over your mouth. How does someone cuss in every sentence? Get a filter, damn.

Corpse walks around with you as you both finish tasks, explaining how the game works, and giving you tips for when you do end up being an Impostor.

Honestly, you could listen to his voice all day. He’s also really sweet.

“What are you two up to?” Brooke asks, doing tasks in Electrical with you two. Corpse told you to make sure you’re always aware of your surroundings when you’re in Electrical. So, naturally, you’re freaking out, but silently and internally.

“Brooke,” Corpse warns. He doesn’t even have time to finish his warning. Brooke kills him, his body flopping over, the one bone sticking out from the top of his body. Your mouth falls open.

“Hey, Y/N. Let’s be besties!” You don’t know what to do, but ay, #girlsupportinggirls, right? So, you walk with her. She helps you along the way, also telling you tips on the game, explaining how everything works. Then, after about a minute, a whole 60 seconds, Corpse’s body is reported.

“Why Corpse? Such an innocent man with a beautiful voice.” Lud fake cries.

“Get over it,” Brooke says.

“It’s Brooke! Brooke’s an Impostor!” Lud shouts.

“What? No! I was with Y/N for a lot of this round.” Brooke defends herself, and oh fuck, who the fuck do you defend? You’ve just met both of them, one of them will possibly hate you forever.

“Y/N?” Sykkuno grabs your attention, snapping you out of your thinking.

“Yeah, she was. She wouldn’t have had time to kill Corpse. Where was the body?” Well, there you go, potentially ruining yours and Corpse’s blooming friendship. Sad Girl Hour, type beat.

“In Electrical,” Charlie says.

“Yeah, no way she would’ve had to time to kill him.”

Nobody’s voted out. Brooke hasn’t even told you who the second Impostor is so, you don’t know if you should stay with her or not.

As you and Brooke are walking around, or skipping as she sees it, and holding hands, Dream pops out of a vent. Well, there’s Imposter two.

“Woah! Dream, way to out yourself out.” You tease, throwing your head back and laughing.

“Please, you’ve been with Brooke the whole time. Don’t say anything.” Dream begs, making you and Brooke giggle.

“I won’t, I won’t.”

“Thank you,” He starts walking away from you guys, but not without finishing his sentence that you thought was already finished. “Cutie.” And there, finished.

Fucking finished! Tweedle-dee, tweedle dum! Whoopty-fucking-do! Fan-fucking-tastic! A-fucking-mazing!

And of course you’re blushing for the whole 80,000+ people watching to tease you about.

“Oh my God!” Brooke squeals. “What was that?!”

“I’ll explain later,”

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“Y/N, how could you?” Corpse says, offended.

“I’m sorry! I didn’t know what to do.”

“She’s my enemy, Y/N. We were supposed to stick together. I told you some tips and tricks, explained how to be a badass Impostor, everything!” Wow, he’s a good fucking actor.

“I can very well do the same thing, bitch.” Brooke spits, all in a playful manner - you hope...

“Not better than me, bitch.” Corpse retorts, his astronaut getting closer.

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Imposter.

With Corpse.

Great.

Your enemy. Or as he put it, “Enemy who he can maybe, and most likely, will become friends with in the near future.”

“Follow,” He says, and even though he’s your enemy, you do.

“I gotta do my own thing.”

“You don’t know how to do shit.” Corpse scoffs.

“Okay then, what the fuck are we gonna do?”

“Double kills, all the way, but only when we meet up with each other. So, right now, we’ll both go our own ways, but when we see each other again, we’ll walk to a pair and do a double kill if we can.” Corpse explains.

“Brooke told me not to do double kills often. It won’t help get through a game.”

Corpse snorts, “Brooke doesn’t know dog shit about this game.”

“Fine,” You groan, going along with it only because you don’t know dog shit about the game either.

As Corpse explained, you two do double kills every time you meet up. You two managed to get double kills where people rarely go - Shields, Comms, and the top of Cafeteria.

After killing Rae and Sykkuno, the game ends. You made sure to leave Brooke and Dream alive.

“Period, we did that!” You exclaim, everyone else groaning and complaining about how you two should never be an Impostor duo again. “But I still fucking hate you because you hate me!”

“Exactly!” Corpse retorts in the same tone as you.

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