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cookierunconfessionblog · 4 months

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Licorice cookie the kinda character to manically laugh only for a bug to fly into his mouth, causing him to start coughing

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yuriwantstocry-blog · 6 years

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I-

I actually snickered on the inside at a Twilight joke.

Wow.

You must be doing something right.

#cookierunconfessions #say what you will about twilight #I personally hate it for ruining a lot of vampires #which is probably why I liked Konami and Capcom #Because they both saved them with the Castlevania series and Megaman 7's Shade Man

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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Reblog if you like shadow milk cookie

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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Honestly, i don't think the fandom understands that people who ship minor characters with adult characters or incestuous relationships KNOW the ship is problematic. They also have an understanding that this subject is uncomfortable and that what they are making is uncomfortable to most. But where people get hung up is usually like the WHY and the baffling belief that they may even enjoy making this type of media. Everyone's why is different, but the most common one is Control.

The fun of fiction is that you can have control over the characters and what scenarios you can put them in. If you like PureLily, then it isn't fun to imagine them going through devastating quest and almost dying for their love, but they beat the odds? It's cheesy and romantic, but it's also not real, and no real people were harmed by this story. The latest Toxic Yaoi of Shadow Milk x Pure Vanilla, people KNOW how mentally abusive Shadow Milk is and how that is unhealthy it is. But thinking of twisted and dark scenarios for them to be in is just as fun for some! They are not mentally abusing someone irl and frankly, i would rather they torture a cookie than a real person.

So when people are going, "It's not real, they are just cookies." This is what i assume they mean. Ultimately, EVERYONE IS MAKING CONTENT FOR THEMSELVES! Going around harrassing or bullying someone for your ship or headcanon you don't like makes you look foolish, and your echo chamber of friends telling you "Nah, they deserve it" are also assholes. Because no one deserves to be bullied over fictional characters. The golden rule: Got nothing nice to say. Don't say it. Also, a golden fandom rule: Block, mute, move on. And if you're making the media TAG YOUR CONTENT!! Genuinely, there are things some people cannot handle seeing, so placing a tag so we can block it from our timeline helps.

Anyway, adult lecture over, go make something that makes you happy.

TLDR; People who make fucked up toxic pairs and headcanons know it's fucked up, like you they can do whatever the fuck they want with the cookies! Block, mute, move on. Its better for your mental health.

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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i really hate pure vanilla x shadow milk😭 like cmon...... mentally abusive much???

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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so im aroace and kinda forget romance exists, so when i first decided to look at cookie run fan art i saw the purelily tag and went "oh my fav designed cookies are besties!" then opened the tag and saw it was a ship i was laughing at myself.

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cookierunconfessionblog · 2 months

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Sooooo, i need to say this:

I love that Pure Vanilla simps so fucking hard for White Lily. And no, I'm not only saying it because of being a Purelily shipper

Like, that man has been who knows how long head over heels for her. Lost her in the most traumatic and emotionally painful way, realized that even that if he adored her he didn't really knew her, and finally got the chance to see her again.

OF COURSE he is gonna be simping to the point of being cringy even for the players. He finally has a new chance, and he is not gonna let it escape again. He wants to compensate all those years they were appart.

And honestly, characters being down bad for someone is best trope. Because you get to see how far are they willing to go for them, how much lovesick and maddly in love are with them. And Pure Vanilla defenetly is willing to go far, he already went to a whole unkwon continent just for her.

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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SHADOW MILK X PV ANON HERE i just read the tags and now that I think of it it would be an interesting dynamic... but i also love pv and shadow and i don't want them to get hurt even more yk like they're little sillies

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cookierunconfessionblog · 2 months

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https://www.tumblr.com/cookierunconfessionblog/742281955374170112/honestly-i-dont-think-the-fandom-understands?source=share

(reply to that one anonymous).

Umm ma'am/sir/mx/mr/mrs/ms. Why on the earthbread did you compare this ship to a fucking p////r//0s/h/i/pp/er. Wtf i can't believe you had the guts to say it and then went into this blog comparing shadowvanilla to a freaking age gap issues ship???!. I mean I get your points about the ship, about what you hate or may dislike it because it does not have a good relationship but both are like adults. I mean you could argue that shadow milk cookies is the first ancients before pure vanilla cookies ever become one. But why compare this frickin (p)r//0/s(h//ip. This is just disgusting

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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This is sort of a response to the Clotted Cream is racist post here:

https://www.tumblr.com/cookierunconfessionblog/741277956145577984/i-cannot-be-the-only-one-who-thinks-its-weird?source=share

I cracked up laughing so hard at this because I genuinely want to know where they got these takes from?? I genuinely wondered if we were playing the same game and story? Because Clotted Cream Cookie does not do any of these things described or they view Clotted Cream in every possible light they could.

I think what the fandom doesn’t understand is that Elders are the ones who kind of let the rampant poverty continue? They build things around their wants the most. Like Clotted Cream is the counsul he has power but he still has to deal with people who may oppose his ideas. Also I’m assuming the racism is about the sea cookies and once again it’s not even Clotted Cream but the Elders being a bit prejudice towards them. Clotted Cream is literally allies with Oyster Cookie, and I don’t think he bothers caviar cookie, and that bit with Dark Cacao gagged me the most because I know you literally did not read or listen to Clotted Cream’s speech. He was talking about how he is concerned about the ancients being unwilling to give up their soul jam was suspect, and he brought up Dark Enchatress/White Lily as an example of an Ancient becoming corrupt. Like the fact you bring up dark Cacao’s “aggressiveness” first got me wondering where your brain had to dig that up and think that of a brown doughed cookie… but whatever am I right?

Anyway it’s valid to dislike Clotted Cream Cookie but not over BS reasons like this. Especially knowing you made half that shit up lol

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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We need more backstory for the Dark Cacao guys (Aff, Crunchy, + Carrow). Like all we have are vague clouds of an idea regarding their backstories and we need to know MORE. Idk if this is just because they are some of my favs but I am SO ANGRY DEVSIS GIVE THEM SOME CONTENT like we have LCS but WE NEED TO KNOW THEIR BACKSTORIES WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEIR LIVES WERE LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO AFFOGATO TO MAKE HIM SO F’ED IN THE MIND

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cookierunconfessionblog · 4 months

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I might be slowly descending into madness for thinking this but am I the only one who finds the running gag of Choco Werehound Brute being called the wrong name to be unfunny?

I love Licorice to bits but I will microwave him if he calls Brute the wrong name for the umpteenth time

P.S. WHEN WILL WE GET A CHOCO WEREHOUND PRINCESS COSTUME??

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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Why is bumbleberry cookie so butch lesbian looking?

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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I honestly do not know where all this PureLily hate is coming from nor do I know about any shipping discourse.

Like I seen blogs that tried to ship a minor with an adult in this fandom which is a lot weirder than the clearly most canon couple in the game.

These people using the excuse of "It's fictional, they're just cookies" and they're right, but that doesn't validate pedophilic ships nor do you see people using this reasoning to defend the most evil characters in the game

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cookierunconfessionblog · 2 months

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accidentally sent the ask before finishing💀

but yeah! Also, Mini Jackson No. 2 was created from old protection drones parts from the City. Its description reads: “Gumball Cookie brought back a broken piece of sphere metal from the City of Wizards and colored it his way. Perhaps it's because he put his heart and soul into it night after night, Mini Jackson No. 2 started shooting colorful lasers! Prepare yourself if you want to see them together, you may be dazzled by their colorful art feast.”

(This also leads me to believe that the magic left in the drone brought it back. Also btw no one talks about Gumball actually being a really smart kid. He built his pet bro! A SAPIENT pet too. Cookies like Bell pepper doing that is part of their genius gimmick Gumball is obviously smart)

Gumball’s combi bonus in LINE is even extra points for dark MOON jellies.

All of this was retconned in Cookie Run: Ovenbreak though… if you check all of the descriptions with him and Mini Jackson No. 2 in Ovenbreak, any and all mentions of the City of Wizards are gone. What happened? Was Devsis trying to make him more modern/a city cookie? Did Moonlight adopt so many kids that Devsis had to retcon one(/hj)? It’s so fascinating to me.

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cookierunconfessionblog · 4 months

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This is probably THE most lukewarm take known to man but I want more Milk Cookie content, especially in Kingdom. He's my favorite character and I feel like I'm living off of scraps. Like yeah, lemme watch the Ovenbreak Guild Story cutscenes and that one Gnomed animated short again for the umpteenth time. I'm certainly not starved for content here. Give me more character! More story! More love for Milk Cookie, please!

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