#conepost

[conidiophore]

Being a furry that isn't very online is kind of difficult. Wandering around looking at social media like I'm a tourist in a seedy part of town.

#conepost #i joined this subculture too late to witness a lot of the worst stuff so im constantly blindsided by horror that people all seem to know #except for me

[genshiicomms]

so I might have an eensy teensy theory

both are:

upside down cone

beeg

have 9 major layers (the 9 circles/the 9 layers of rondo)

tube base

each layer has a different "thing" (rondo has its various spotlight abilities and inferno its various layers of sin)

#splatoon #asynchronous rondo #dantes inferno #side order splatoon #side order spoilers #BUT THATS JUST A THEORY... A GAME THEORY #god I miss Matthew Patrick #shitpost #but maybe... #coneposting #genshittery

[healingkit]

coneposting

[conidiophore]

the real reason i dont post very much original stuff is because all of my drafts are completely insane.

#conepost

[conidiophore]

All of the Instagram/tiktok memes about wanting Miatas carnally are the most socially acceptable form of car based objectum, so I see it a lot. The thing is, though, that a Miata is kind of like a basic anime girl in car form. It's boring and pedestrian. We need to get the average person horny for 70s cruising cars. I mean it.

#conepost

[conidiophore]

Had a really intense physical reaction to the drac

#conepost #drafts #unsure what this is referring to #i couldnt have meant dracula? #could i?

[conidiophore]

Resisting the urge to beg to put my face between someone's thighs and huff like I'm smoking my last cigarette on death row

#conepost #PLEASE

[conidiophore]

How fake fans act when real fat guy enjoyers show up.

#conepost #please for the love of god #fat men are SEXY!!!! #they are HOT!!!!! #BIG GUYS!!!!!!! #HELLO CAN ANYONE HEAR ME ITS SO DARK IN HERE

[conidiophore]

Fooling around with friends is very healing 👍 it's always kind of weird hearing the opposite belief. I get that it's not for everyone, but I'm a little surprised when people feel disgusted about the idea of doing stuff like that with people they trust and have known for a long time. Maybe I'm poisoned by hanging out with friends of the "let me know if you ever need that dick sucked ‼️‼️" variety for most of my adult life, but I think a little handjob between buddies is a bonding ritual.... 🤷‍♂️

#conepost #its a personal choice of course but it's an odd one to feel superior over

[conidiophore]

I didn't really expect to like bottom growth as much as I do. Almost a year on T (just a couple of weeks away) and I am pleasantly surprised by what I have going on. Jerking that thing with solemn appreciation and nodding wisely.

#conepost #im not going to post pictures or anything but when im fully hard or whatever its not too far off from the first joint of my thumb #in terms of size and shape. it's really an impressive specimen tbh i didnt expect to grow anything given what i had going on before #my micro is growing healthily 👍 sorry for the tmi guys but it's whatever #its my weiner i can talk about it if i feel like it. #but yeah. bottom growth wasnt really something i wanted (neutral on it to begin with) but after a little bit i fell kind of in love with it #its big enough to grab now. i could tie something to it. mistletoe maybe. idk. #my anatomy is pretty obscuring but i kind of like that since i havent had any issues with chafing or anything #it can get irritating that it is so tucked in from a visual/tactile perspective when im doing my Thing though #anyway humiliating sleep deprived post about my junk. ehatevrr #t update

[conidiophore]

Slightly tipsy and. My god. Men. Please.

#conepost #i do mean slightly #had a bottle of jaegermejster wjth like. 1.5 shots left #so i finished the bottle and chased it wirh a beer #but tbh i still feel very normal #may be just drunkish overconfidence though

[conidiophore]

If someone has that Ryoko Kui Senshi body hair image, please send it to me. I'm proving a point to someone.

#conepost #the point is that he is sexy

[conidiophore]

Thank you studio trigger for Senshi bulge. I needed it 🙏

#conepost

[conidiophore]

"experimentalist" as in "yeah I like to try new things, but we need a control and a hypothesis and we will both have to write a report about it afterwards in the interest of science"

#conepost #eum. #i NEED to touch someone with the curious and gentle hand of a scientist. #who saud that.

[conidiophore]

Every time I drink enough to feel a buzz, without fail, I get mildly salmon-esque to a distracting degree. I feel like every alcoholic beverage contains sex pollen.to me.

#conepost #staring at my contacts like let me know if you ever need that dick sucked !!!!!!

[conidiophore]

Not really into forcemasc stuff generally but I do think it's kind of funny when I run across images like the one on prev post. Digging a big hole on the beach and drinking beer as a sexual outlet.

#conepost #i would love to hang out with the kind of people who are into that #genuinely sounds like a great time for nonsexual reasons #it does make me happy knowing im someones dreamboat though. trans guy that has a main goal of chillaxing