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Hey Stupid Fat Boy ! Go Insane On My Body

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Even the top has to douche

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"You know what inspires me? When there's no one in the house… and I'm all alone to do whatever I want." - Walton Goggins, Mulholland Distilling (2023) (x)

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Whenever a mutual reblogs a fandom poll and you don't know any of the characters so you just chose whatever your mutual tells you to. Yeah, sure Drizzt Do'urden is absolutely the one who is the most likely to get hit with a trombone during sex. Sure. I trust you.

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Laois feels like he is in some very specific porn-logic universe. It’s the culinary equivalent of “the only way to advance through this dungeon and saved your loved one is to have really specific weird sex you’ve always been curious about,” and he’s like “AWW TWIST MY ARM” with his dick fully out

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hand hurts from jacking off

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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Fooling around with friends is very healing 👍 it's always kind of weird hearing the opposite belief. I get that it's not for everyone, but I'm a little surprised when people feel disgusted about the idea of doing stuff like that with people they trust and have known for a long time. Maybe I'm poisoned by hanging out with friends of the "let me know if you ever need that dick sucked ‼️‼️" variety for most of my adult life, but I think a little handjob between buddies is a bonding ritual.... 🤷‍♂️

#conepost #its a personal choice of course but it's an odd one to feel superior over

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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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alexa

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