#coffee tea or me

[v-as-in-victor]

You've made your first hot coffee, tea, tisane, bovril, or other beverage for the day and it's time for another one.

#coffee tea or me

[breelynnxoxoxo]

WARMING UP YOUR COFFEE! ☕️☕️☕️

#need my coffee #coffeetime #coffee lover #coffee tea or me #morning magic #magic moments #morning vibes #morning musings #me and mornings

[the-shotce-newsletter]

At first Shepard thought Kaidan was checking out the new fish he’d gotten…then he realized the major was distracted by his custom Spectre pin.

#tfw people upset you and you rage draw for rep #mshenko #kaidan alenko #sheploo #shenko #commander shepard #male shepard #demisexual kaidan alenko #pansexual commander shepard #mass effect #space hamster #pride #gay #coffee tea or me #pansexual #demisexual #bisexual #my art #lazy ass backgrounds ftw

[r34needfulthings]

#ai #ai art #ai girl #ai woman #sexy ai art #sexy #stable diffusion #seductive #sexy pose #beautiful #sexy ai #sexy nude #sexy content #nude woman #nudity #black #black nude #ebony #melanin #black tumblr #flight attendant #stewardess #coffee tea or me #mile high club #beauty

[whereifindsanity]

#coffee tea or me #curlers #coffee time #tea time #those eyes

[dreamsofhannah2]

𝓓𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓗𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓱 2  

Good Morning!

#coffee tea or me

[stone-cold-groove]

Now, that’s service with a smile.

#vintage illustration #airlines #airline travel #vintage travel #vintage air travel #flight attendants #air stewardess #stewardess #coffee tea or me

[watching-pictures-move]

Put On Your Raincoats | Coffee, Tea or Me (Vosse, 1983)

If you're gonna make a porno about stewardesses, what you could do is have the protagonist become a stewardess and get into all kinds of sexy shenanigans in flight and maybe on land too. What you also could do is make it about her quest to become a stewardess and have her get into all kinds of sexy, possibly morally compromised shenanigans so she can get her qualifications for stewardessing. (What these are, I do not know, I don't work in aviation.) What you definitely shouldn't do, and this movie makes the fatal mistake of doing, is have her briefly announce her intention to become a stewardess, and then drop her from the movie for over half its runtime while we watch a bunch of other characters get it on, clumsily introduce her back into the proceedings, and then cop out of paying off her relationship with her sister with a freeze frame at the end. Some would say the stories in these things don't matter. I firmly disagree.

This is the second movie I've watched this long weekend that edits in a musical performance into a scene that delivers on the movie's premise, and while the two are very much in different genres, it's worth comparing why one works and the other doesn't. In Graduation Day, we have a scene that cuts between the killer pursuing a victim, students on rollerskates and a hard rock band doing a song. There, you can see how the movements of the rollerskaters complements the movements of the killer and his victim, and how the movements of the camera depicting both complement each other, and how the hard rock music helps the sequence build. Here, we have a mud wrestling match, a separate couple fucking and another hard rock band. The cuts to the couple detract from the comedic energy of the mud wrestling, as if the movie lacked confidence in the titillation and humour afforded by the former and worried the audience would stop jackin' it so it kept cutting to the latter, and neither sequence matches the energy of the music, which frankly isn't very good. Some would say the style in these thing's doesn't matter. I firmly disagree.

What I will say, and hopefully that hypothetical "some" would agree with me on, is that Tara Aire in the lead role has a certain girlish charm that I hoped would have been better capitalized on by the movie instead of dropping her for the majority of the runtime, and that Juliet Anderson is her usual sexy self, even if the movie underutilizes her comedic talents. I also appreciated that while this isn't the most fleshed out relationship, the movie doesn't fully skeev-out with respect to their sisterly bond in the way pornos of this era often do. And there's some fun to be had with Jamie Gillis as Anderson's pilot boyfriend, but given that he schemes to quash her professional ambitions and cheats on her repeatedly, she really could do better.

#film #put on your raincoats #movie review #coffee tea or me #bob vosse

[rjoent]

Free Shipping International Coffee

#coffee tea or me #coffee

[skyeoak]

The main difference between Archives and Protocol so far is that the Magnus Institute was a tea workplace and the OIAR is a coffee workplace

What makes a person a monster? Tea

What makes a monster a person? Coffee

#ive connected the dots #ive connected them #now to find the arcane balance of coffee and tea that grants me monster powers with no consequences #don’t worry about that last tag its purely hypothetical #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #tma

[breelynnxoxoxo]

MEET ME FOR MORNING COFFEE! ☕️☕️☕️

#need my coffee #coffeetime #coffee lover #coffee tea or me #lesbian lovers #passionate love #mi churri #mi amor #cariño #ssl #gay love #perfect lovers #you complete me

[the-shotce-newsletter]

Even in his downtime, he’s ‘babysitting’.

Thanks to interest shown, I got this little gem finally done! Thanks guys!!

#captain john price #john price #barry sloane #call of duty #daddy price #modern warfare #n7 #space hamster #show me the beef #holy xovers batman #my art #lazy ass background ftw #varren #coffee tea or me #tattoos #mass effect

[otherpens]

#*** Marks the people who fascinate and scare me. #also sorry to everyone who owns exactly eleven mugs #just round up or round down for the purposes of this poll follow your heart #mugs #tea #coffee #drinks #drinking

[inkskinned]

it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.

it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.

#before any motherfucker is like <3 #''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING'' #shhhhh #unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude #one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like #taking coffee for granted #isn't something i can do #can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always #and having some pompousass person be like #MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since #''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body. #i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk #but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE #it's just like ableism all the way down innit #ableism and classism and #the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good'' #also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information] #im doing GREAT actually #>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing #it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly

[grumpytrans]

reblog to give the person you rb'd from a nice warm cup of motivation to get through the day

#sip sip #coffee #tea #motivation #motivational #positive #positivity #reblog chain #chain #cup #me #mine #light academia #dark academia

[inkclover]

☀️☕️ morning routines (and shenanigans)

#the paneling fought with me hhhhhh #BUT I PREVAILED— #prohibitedwish #prismo #prismo the wishmaster #scarab #scarab the god auditor #fionna and cake #adventure time #inky art #inky doods #aaaa there several things that didn’t make the cut (too many panels!) #both of them making breakfast… #scarab being good at brewing coffee when he himself doesn’t even drink it (he prefers tea!) #prismo king rolling scarab’s suits and coats #aaaaaaa