#cocoa speaks

[casino-cocoa-choas]

Have you met the cup-bros yet? And if you have, How's ur relationship with them?

#my art #cocoa #ask answered #casino cocoa chaos #cocoa speaks #comic #my oc #casino cups oc #casino cups au #casino cups #cuphead #mugman #casino cups cuphead #casino cups mugman

[00fairylights00]

*clears throat* HIGH HUMANITY P FINALLY BEING ABLE TO EAT AND SHARING ALL KINDS OF WONDERFUL TREATS WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god Bloodbrown you are reading my mind ahhhh!!

I bet he would love baking so much, and he takes it so seriously when you tell him the best kind of treats are the ones made with love! I actually have a plot bunny about teaching P how to bake and cook floating around in my notes that I’m excited to get some time to work on.

Okay okay!

The growl of a stomach and the pang of hunger had initially concerned P, who tugged on your sleeve urgently. As you turned to face him his stomach rumbled again, you laughed at his mounting concern and explained that it sounded like he was hungry.

“You know, like how when I wake up I always have something to eat? Like that.” You soothed, the worry lines in his brow settling. 

This was something normal, something human. 

He was now very excited about the prospect of a new human thing he’d be able to try, and eating was something he’d been longing to do, watching you eat tended to be awkward and everything you made looked so appetising.

“I think I have something in the pantry you’ll really like.” You beamed, dragging him into the hotel’s kitchen.

You swung open the pantry doors and rummaged a bit, P looked over your shoulder curiously. The pantry wasn’t filled to the brim but what was in there he wasn’t familiar with at all, tins, cartons and baskets full of food and ingredients he didn’t know the name of.

“Ah hah!” You cheered, pulling a white, metal box from the pantry. “I promise you’ll love these!”

You popped off the lid and inside where multiple yellow discs with brown pieces scattered throughout them, he tilted his head and you waved the box in front of him,

“Try one! They’re homemade.” You coaxed, not that he would take much convincing when it came to you.

“Home… made?” He took a disc, the paper surrounding them crinkling, you also took one for yourself before placing the box on the countertop beside you. 

“It means it was made in the home, I made these ones myself. Some people believe the best kind of food is made with love, which you get plenty of in homemade cooking!” You explained, his eyes widened owlishly, throughly impressed once again by your abilities and your knowledge. You’d said before that they weren’t exactly difficult skills to pick up but he didn’t know how to make a… wait what is this thing?

“What… is it?” He questioned, turning the disc over in his hands. 

“It’s a chocolate chip cookie.” It was solid in his hand but the surface had a bounce to it, he brought it up to his mouth and was even more eager to try it now that he could smell it. 

You watched his reaction closely as he bit into the treat, any hesitance was quickly replaced with pure joy as he rushed to finish the rest of the cookie. 

“You like it?” You asked, and you got an enthusiastic nod in response, a giggle bubbling up from P’s throat boyishly. “Would you like another?”

“Yes!” He beamed, you held the box back out to him and he took another cookie for himself but stopped short when he noticed that you hadn’t done the same.

He frowned, looked at the cookie and then back at you before splitting the treat down the middle and offering one half to you. “Love should… be shared.”

You couldn’t agree more.

#hey it’s bloodbrown #fairy is answering #lies of p #lies of p x reader #pinocchio x reader #added the read more cause I got a little carried away whoops #he would love chocolate so so much I just know it #trying out a thing with P's dialogue - probably something that would work better with low humanity rather than high humanity #but i think him struggling to string his sentences together because he's not used to speaking so much is kind of sweet #makes him even softer spoken in my mind #also also on the note of the baking/cooking plot bunny #P is totally an eats all the ingredients guy #and yes he definitely did make the mistake of trying vanilla extract and cocoa powder after being told he wouldn't like them raw #also he makes a mess of everything but we love him for it #🦋 let your conscience be your guide #nov 2023

[jackednephi]

Anyway I found a cake mix and had some scraps of things so I tried to make cupcakes. You can pinpoint the exact cupcake where I went "lol screw this my hand is broken"

Observe my hideous but tasty children. They've given me ideas for future endeavors and represent much needed calories

#i tried to make them lemon lime like 7up and had mixed success #ive been drinking work coffee because we have cocoa and there is creamer there #i think gods more interested in me getting calories than he is where theyre coming from rn #nevermind that i don't think he cares too much about caffeine anyway #or alcohol for that matter #all things in moderation and all that #speaking of somebody please ask me about how i follow the word of wisdom #i have Such an essay about it

[thetopichot]

There should be poly relationship between 3 people. The ones who drink tea, the ones who drink coffee, & the ones that drink hot cocoa.

Basically a grumpy, a sunshine, & a British person.

#the cat speaks #writing prompt #polyamory #polyamourous #ot3 #writing #fluff #hot cocoa #coffee #tea #i dont see anyone utilize this #its stupid #but I love it #the millennial polyamory that the world needs #also Seth simps news for you #expect something special to come tonight 🤭 #its my holiday present to ya

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

We need more sopping wet creature pep oh my god i simply can't get him out my head (pathetic silly creature... little wet guy...... augh)

(I made him too cute, didn't I?

Well, I am a Bean of the people, so here you go

#ooc post #he's gonna end up his own character at this rate and I cannot be mad about it (silly!) #he says thank you for the cocoa too! he does not speak at this size so it is a lot of tiny squeaking

[lemyondre]

THE DUDES. guys uh want me to animate something with the both of them?

#good omens #original art #aziraphale #crowley #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #art #angel aziraphale #good omens aziraphale #az fell #aziraphale good omens #crowly x aziraphale #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #crowley and aziraphale #i have a feeling crowley is just slithering on the floor as we speak #crowley good omens #anthony j crowley #Aziraphale is currently drinking a cup of cocoa and he doesn’t know I drew him #Crowley has been staring at my drawing and has been complaining saying that’s not her? idk wtf she means but eh

[starreo]

the feminine urge to wake up all pretty with a smile on your face, go into the kitchen, and make pancakes and a hot drink for yourself hits so much harder in the winter.

#aria speaks .ೃ࿐ #i luv winter can you tell #winter #has to be #the best #season #hehe <3 #gonna make hot cocoa again #putting more cinnamon this time !!

[trainingdummyrabbit]

i could do any amount of explaining whats wrong with them but instead i

#pikart #pikocs #projmoon #cocoa cannot speak like that but also . its funny so i do what i want <33 (<- letting her speak her mind (<- angrily)) #anyway im thinking abt them somuch so i may or may not be back ✌ poggers

[poptart-cat-78]

Nobody

Not a single soul

Me: “It’s kinda cool outside and I’ve been craving hot cocoa with cinnamon” *makes myself some hot cocoa with cinnamon*

#personal #textpost #the poptart cat speaks #for real how many oncers ACTUALLY drink hot cocoa with cinnamon? #ouat

[definitelynotshouting]

I adore your comparison of a crafting table to a catalyst because it’s not only great world building, it’s also got some really funny implications.

When studying an IRL chemical reaction, broadly speaking the two things we care about most are 1) how energetically favorable is this reaction (do I have to input energy to make it do the thing) and 2) how fast does it go. These are thermodynamics and kinetics, respectively. You can have a really fast reaction that actually isn’t energetically favorable, and you can have super slow reactions that are actually SUPER energetic, and everything in between. Catalysts actually only change the kinetics (speed) of a reaction - if something isn’t going to happen naturally on its own over time, adding a catalyst isn’t going to help. Biological systems are a great example - cells mostly function on their own over time, but you NEED enzymes (natures catalysts) in order for your body to function on a relevant time scale.

You mentioned that a player could whole-sale code, say, planks into steps on their own, but that the crafting table just makes it faster and easier. However, by definition of a catalyst, just placing planks in the correct configuration would EVENTUALLY make steps over a REALLY long time, and that’s hilarious.

I suspect that Grian’s use of his natural catalytic abilities in upcoming chapters will be much less hilarious 🥲. Actually wait brb heading to the combined wall/google doc to check—

-⚛️

CHEM ANON YOURE RIGHT THATS THE FUNNIEST UNINTENTIONAL IMPLICATION IVE EVER ACCIDENTALLY STUMBLED ON. IM GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT THIS FOREVER NOW

#shouting speaks #asks #hunger au #pov u place wheat and cocoa beans in a pentagram wait 6 months and when you open the wine cellar theyve become a cookie #also >:] in reference to the google doc #v pleased u like the worldbuilding of that tbh. feel like i just passed a test /silly #also man. i fully admit i spent a solid 30 minutes hunting down increasingly dry papers to make sure i understood how catalysts work #and even then i was a LITTLE dubious abt my understanding of them. but youve explained it so beautifully and succinctly im like OH LIGHTBULB #DING DING DING I GET IT #thank u for ur explanation i truly find this stuff so fascinating #txt

[casino-cocoa-choas]

What's your favorite color and food?

Too lazy to make it digital

#my art #casino cocoa chaos #cocoa #cocoa speaks #cala maria #ask answered #comic #my oc #casino cups oc #casino cups au #casino cups

[sketchysspace]

Finally got around to watching this and omgggg

GET HIS ASS, SUNNYBOY! WOOOO!!!

I LOVE me a pissed off Sun protecting his family. Poor Earth tho man... the Creator is a massive dickhead.

AND MOON TAKING A BREAK FROM WORKING TO HANG WITH EARTH AND SUN TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER AAA

Sibling timeee

#im so not normal about this ep #half expected sun to maul the creator's robot vessel thing #moon going to make her some cocoa omggg <3 #lunar and earth show #tsams #tlaes #the lunar and earth show #sketchy speaks

[baeddling]

Tbh the funniest part of this whole debacle is the dozens of trans men crawling out of the woodwork who seem to be clinging hopelessly to the delusion that they would ever have a chance w me. Like even if I wasn't a lesbo u people are always saying the dumbest most objectively wrong shit on earth and are impossible to talk to bc u use the 2014 tumblr dialect, ur practically unfuckable by any standard

#gonna regret this in the morning but the bourbon hot cocoa is speaking through me this evening #the masses must hear the bourbon hot cocoa's message

[hic-iacet-arma-crystallina]

mr valdove. how r you so nice also i might be sent after you next so like heads up lol -@little-so1diers

It's really not a low bar to not be a dick to children. Also, are you sure? I don't think that any reasonable governing warlord would send a single child soldier up against a centuries old demon from another world. It's poor battle planning.

#I speak from experience #being a child soldier myself #it sucks ASS #if you do end up coming after me #I'll schedule a combat session with grigor so i look suitably roughed up and invite aramala to the tavern so it gets a bit smashed #look for a green crystal and take a left when you get there and you'll find a small house #there's hot cocoa ingredients on the counter and hedgward's bedtime is at 8 so if you come at night be careful not to wake him up. #I'll set up the guest bedroom for you #what size pjamas do you wear #villainblr #evilcore #evilblr #villaincore

[coarsesalt]

i didn't know you could just publish bullfuck smut that's not very good and people will pay for it, turns out people do want to read what can only be described as if porn had closed captions

#i'm creating a tiktok as we speak named 'cocoa butter smut..ter' #thatll get the people going

[thetopichot]

It was snowing near our store. Spud really wanted to check it out. He loves it when it snows. Cloud, however, doesn't. He gets lost in the snow if he goes in there plus it's cold for him. He does like drinking Hot Cocoa though!

He makes some fire Hot Cocoa.

I also wanted to thank you guys for 200 followers. It means so much to me! I'm sorry I don't really have much to say but I appreciate it so much & here's to some more adventures of Topic Hot.

#the cat speaks #louie arts #click take a pic #spud the black cat #cloud the ragdoll #200 followers #200 follower special! #winter funtimes #winter #snowing #hot cocoa #thank you for 200! #Heres to some more crazy adventures! #cheers!