#charmesis

[thebalancedangel]

Aphrodite: …Is the Stygian boatman secretly handsome?

Ares, Iris and Hermes: “Secretly”…?

Aphrodite: *under her breath* You fucking Chthonic simps…

#hades game #aphrodite #iris #hermes #ares #hades aphrodite #hades iris #hades hermes #hades ares #aphrodite hades #iris hades #hermes hades #ares hades #ares hadesgame is a huge simp for chthonic gods in general #iris is basically the hadesverse oc version of the goddess so she’s 99.99% not canon #unless she appears in hades ii #i ship charon hermes and iris #charmesis #ooc

[eurazba]

[Charmesis(hades game) propaganda:

Hermes telling Charon and Iris that their tits are equally big but differently distributed on their chests.

Iris telling him that it’s totally fine to say that Charon’s tits are bigger because she loves to snuggle up to them.

Charon is just rolling his eyes at his ridiculous birbs.]

Someone: Are you an ass man or a tit's man, Hermes?

Hermes, glancing over to Charon and Iris: I think you can figure that one out for yourself :3

#asks #charmesis #hermes #charon #hades game #iris #I'll admit I'm usually pretty meh about oc/non-canon character ships unless I know the character and I don't really know much about them #(and I only know the bare minimum of greek mythology if this is supposed to be Iris the goddess)

[newlyperfume-blog]

Nước hoa nữ Charme Sì

Nhãn hiệu: Nước hoa Charme

Loại: Nước hoa nữ

Xuất xứ: Pháp

Dung tích: 25ml

Độ lưu hương: từ 7 đến 12 giờ

Nồng độ: Eau de parfum

Độ toả hương: Xa – Toả hương trong vòng bán kính 2 mét

Nhà pha chế: Amandine Marie, Christophe Raynaud

Nhóm hương: Hương trái cây SÍP – Chypre Fruity

Phong cách: Trẻ trung, tươi mới, năng động

#charmesi

[thebalancedangel]

[One day Hermes finds Chelly in Iris’ bag, except it’s not Chelly but another tortoise that actually starts to get along with Chelly.

When they show Charon, he says:

“I think my sisters are telling us something.”

And Hermes replies:

“That tortoises are the cutest and we deserve to coo at cute tortoises?”

And Iris nods in agreement like Hermes said something profound while Charon laughs.

Charon meant to say a very poetic thing about Chelly finding a new tortoise friend is a symbol of Hermes and Iris’ growing love for each other, but he’s too amused by what Hermes said.]

#hades game #charmesis #hades charon #hades hermes #hades iris #iris hades #hermes hades #charon hades #iris #hermes #charon #these god birbs just touch charon’s heart #the boatman loves his birds very much #ooc

[thebalancedangel]

Hermes: You two have such big bosoms that I wonder how you can hug each other.

Charon: *They just get squished together and it feels very nice*

Iris: … D: …CHARON!!!

Iris: IS THIS WHY YOU HUG ME???

Charon: *Isn’t that why you hug me?*

Iris: >///< Y-yes but…also your strong arms holding me?

Hermes: …I am taking notes, by the way.

#hades game #charmesis #hades charon #hades hermes #hades iris #iris hades #hermes hades #charon hades #charon #hermes #iris #ooc

[thebalancedangel]

Iris: I don’t think Charon is perfect!

Iris: For example, I think that time Heracles glared him into giving him a free ride was pretty embarrassing of him.

Charon: *I was NOT “glared” into doing anything!*

Charon: *I just didn’t bother to argue with grown children!*

Hermes: Come on, boss.

Hermes: Even I run slower, slightly slower, when he looks at me like that.

#hades game #hades charon #hades hermes #hades iris #iris hades #hermes hades #charon hades #charon #hermes #iris #charmesis #ooc #heracles

[thebalancedangel]

[Iris bringing her darling son Pothos with her to the Underworld and it’s kinda obvious that Hermes and Charon are his actual fathers.

In fact, it’s Iris that he barely resembles at all.]

#hades game #hades charon #hades iris #hades hermes #hermes hades #charon hades #iris hades #charmesis #pothos #ooc

[thebalancedangel]

[Iris and Hermes always look gorgeous when they’re invited at parties on Olympus.

It’s all thanks to Charon, obviously, who feels proud whenever Hermes cheekily tells him that they were the center of attention(which Iris says is false).

And then Charon becomes the center of Iris and Hermes’ attention. ;) ]

#hades game #charmesis #hades charon #hades hermes #hades iris #charon hades #hermes hades #iris hades #iris #hermes #charon #ooc #headcanon #headcanons

[thebalancedangel]

Iris and Hermes: *exist*

Charon: *realises he has a type*

#hades game #hades charon #hades hermes #charon hades #hermes hades #the type is winged messenger #charmes #charmesis #that’s charon and hermes and iris as a ship #is iris even mentioned in the game? #i don’t think so #but imma still ship the three of them #iris delivers messages of bad things to come despite what we might associate to rainbows #hermes is the one that brings good news #in the actual mythology i mean #ooc

[thebalancedangel]

Hermes: You know what I love about you, both of you?

Hermes: Your debauched faces!

Hermes: It takes a while to get you to that point, but that just makes it more rewarding!

Charon and Iris: 😳

Hermes: 😏

#hades game #hades hermes #hermes hades #hades charon #charon hades #iris hades #hades iris #iris #charon #hermes #charmesis #ooc

[thebalancedangel]

[If Iris were in the game, she’d deliver three boons, each one from a different god(at random).

She normally gives you the choice of three boons, each from a different god, and rarely her own(which are improved version of Hermes’).

If you happen to bring one or more of Hermes’ boons with you, one of her boons will always be the improved version of one of Hermes’ that you already have(picked at random).]

#hades game #hades iris #iris hades #iris #headcanon #ooc #iris is jealous because the youngster hermes became the messenger of the gods #iris was there for the titanomachy #i personally ship my version of her with both charon and hermes as a poly throuple #charmesis #charmes #hermesis

[thebalancedangel]

Tisiphone: Murr…der. *holding Iris’ hands*

Iris: 🥺😍🥰

Hermes: 😏🥹

Charon: *shaking his head at Hermes*

Iris: *pointing a finger at Hermes* You shut up!

Hermes: …I didn’t say anything. ^3^

Tisiphone: *confused head tilt* Murr…?

#hades game #hades iris #hades tisiphone #hades hermes #hades charon #charon hades #hermes hades #tisiphone hades #iris hades #iris #charon #tisiphone #hermes #ooc #’gee iris! how come hera lets you have two boyfriends and one girlfriend?’ #charmesis #tisiris

[thebalancedangel]

[Hermes loves it and hates it when Charon and Iris “trap”(=“keep him there to shower him with affection”)him.

Iris dramatically calls Hermes’ reluctance to stay with them after laying with them the price to pay to consort with him.

Charon rolls his eyes at the phrasing but also shares Iris’ feelings on the matter.]

#hades game #hades charon #hades hermes #hades iris #iris hades #hermes hades #charon hades #charon #hermes #iris #charmesis #headcanon #headcanons #ooc

[thebalancedangel]

Hermes: *sleeping soundly on Charon’s bed, head on a very luxurious and plush pillow*

Iris: …*knowingly glancing at Charon*

Charon: …*knowingly glancing at Iris*

Iris: You weren’t lying about my wings…

Charon: *nods*

#hades game #hades charon #hades hermes #hades iris #hermes hades #charon hades #iris hades #iris #charon #hermes #charmesis #ooc #the pillow is stuffed with Iris’ feathers

[thebalancedangel]

[Hermes and Charon competing for who gives Iris the best gift(they are a throuple so they’re not competing for Iris’ affection), and the winner gets a long smooch from Iris.

So, Hermes wins and when he starts making out with Iris, Charon looks at them like a puppy begging for a piece of meat at a banquet(of course Charon denies it and says that he lost fair and square).

Hermes is like “Come on boss…don’t deny yourself the softness of our dear professional associate here.”

And Iris is like “Please please please! I just want to!”

And then Charon is the true winner because he gets to make out with both his birbs.]

#hades game #hades charon #hades hermes #hades iris #charmesis #hermes hades #iris hades #charon hades #charon #hermes #iris #ooc #headcanons #headcanon

[thebalancedangel]

Zagreus: OK, you’re telling me these aren’t for sale, and I must ask…

Zagreus: …why the frick do you have all this stuff you won’t even sell?

Charon: *groaning while rolling his eyes a “Hermes and Iris make it a competition to give me the most lavish gift.”*

Charon: *excitedly snorting a “They’re the best!”*

Zagreus: *didn’t understand a thing* *shrug* …Alright.

#hades game #hades zagreus #hades charon #charon hades #zagreus hades #zagreus #charon #hermes #iris #hades hermes #hermes hades #hades iris #iris hades #charmesis #ooc #‘free stuff? i’m in!’ #iris and hermes start friendly and end in a competitive climax in charon’s bed #emphasis on the ‘climax’ #zagreus says ‘frick’ because he’s polite but funny