POV you have to save the world with this weirdo at your side
I knew jumping on commissions from @theartingace was a good idea — just look at Ash and Zach! This seriously captures them so well: the height difference, the smiley vs serious, the fantasy elements with the horns and the ears… !!!
10/10 thank you so much 😭
(closeup and alternate version under the cut! Check it out!)
The above is how they appear for most of the series, but I’ve spent most of a book just writing them as plainly human so it’s still amazing to see that realized, too.
Pedro Boys tasked with buying your period products.
Someone sent an ask about Pedro boys dealing with their girl on their period... Not sure if this is what you had in mind but I hope you enjoy it regardless :)
Also, this is just for silly fun, don't @ me too harshly in the comments please if you don't agree with some of these, but DEFINITELY feel free to tell me where and why your opinion might differ on some of these choices, I'd love to hear it.
like this post? check out my Pedro Boys Alignment Chart Masterlist here
Headcanons under the cut.
Din/Tim/Dave/Ortega/Clint/Max L - Din is mostly just too shy/embarrassed to ask for help, the rest of these guys are too stubborn, too busy and/or aren't terribly comfortable standing around in this aisle any longer than they have to be.
Ezra/Jack - They're just genuinely confused as to why there are so many varieties. Maybe you WILL be playing tennis tomorrow like this girl in the picture on the box, how tf are they supposed to know? Jack's also a bit of a himbo but it's okay, he's pretty.
Marcus M/Oberyn/Frankie/Marcus P/Joel/Javi P - Some of these boys are 'girl dads' and just know the drill by now. Some are just great husbands (or husband material) who pay attention and some, well... some of these boys just know your p*ssy better than you do and that's all there is to it.
Javi G/Eddie/Zach W - They're sweet, and they're trying. They just wanna be good boyfriends. God bless these boys.
Dieter/Pero/Max P/Lucien - Dieter thought it was an honest question. The rest of these guys are just complete menaces (and honestly, we love them for it).
The dropout Community is crying out for "Oops! All-Bards", especially the ones who watch both D20 and Play It By Ear (which is a lot of us). For context, the idea is the party is (unsurprisingly) all bards or musical characters, the DM would probably be Brennan, or our good fella Ross Bryant. We have tons of options for a cast, including...
Zach Reino (We know he plays D&D, has appeared on Hello From the Magic Tavern)
Jess McKenna (She'd be a total newbie, which would be so fun to see, unless she's learned to play since Dungeons and Dating on Offbook, has appeared on Hello From the Magic Tavern. EDIT: Jess has learned to play dnd, how fun)
Ross Bryant (Long time player, DM, has appeared on Hello From the Magic Tavern)
Rashawn Nadine Scott (currently the lovely Viola on Burrow's end, is in a DND podcast which I unfortunately cannot remember the name of)
Jiavani (unaware of her D&D experience, a Play It By Ear regular, insanely funny inproviser)
Zeke Nicholson (unaware of his D&D experience, an Offbook & Play It By Ear regular)
Mano Agapion (If Ross DMs, then there's an open spot in the dome! Host of Play It By Ear, Unaware of his D&D Experience)
There's so much else you could do with a concept like this, if everyone's a different subclass, what if their characters are themed around different musicals? Or different genres of music? @samreich we're counting on you
Edit: Please give cast suggestions in the tags! Resident Horny Bisexual Theatre Kid grant got mentioned, and also once offbooker Lou Wilson, who was there for one of my favourite Offbook songs: "No thank you, Too Scary!" (Episode is 68. Monster Kids for those wondering)
there’s something so special about ava deciding to go back to school, especially because jacob of all people made her start to love learning. probably the last person we would ever expect to give her that realization.
of course it’s really the topic of black history that sparked her interest, but I think that the way jacob taught so candidly also really contributed. and then zach came in and helped her fully realize her own growth, which was such a beautiful scene. and the way jacob’s face lit up when she told them she would be taking night classes?? the writers did so good with this aspect of the episode.
Thinking thots about Frankie Morales and Zach Wellison being ex-military buddies or something. Blah, blah. And then being sandwiched between the two of them... 🫠
Pedro Boys "Tasked With Buying Your Period Products"
Pedro Boys "As Tops and Bottoms"
Pedro Boys "Every Friend Group Has..."
Pedro Boys "During a Fire Emergency"
Pedro Boys "Nice Argument. Unfortunately,"
Pedro Boys "Don't Fuck This Up"
Pedro Boys "Dad(dy) Matrix"
Pedro Boys "& Stabbing"
Pedro Boys "Lawful/Neutral/Chaotic"
Pedro Boys "Feral/Sad/Angelic"
Pedro Boys Respond to "I love you."
Pedro Boys "Character Tropes"
Pedro Boys "Gay/Depressed/Horny on Main"
Pedro Boys "Dad/THOT/Bastard"
Pedro Boys "bring some Coke to the party"
Pedro Boys "Zombie Apocalypse Team"
Pedro Boys "Playing Monopoly"
*bonus* Playing Monopoly TLOU edition
Pedro Boys "I Want a Baby"
Pedro Boys "As Babysitters"
Pedro Boys "As McDonald's Dads"
Pedro Boys "in a horror movie"
Pedro Boys "Cinnamon Rolls"
Pedro Boys "5 Kids, 3 Chairs"
Headcanons:
Pedro Boys "Ideal First Date"
Pedro Boys "McDonalds Order"
The last few minutes of Space Rocks! is the best thing ever mostly because of Zach's portrayal of the Chancellor so I made a little compilation of my favorite bits.
Some of you may still remember my angel boy Rafe and @lesoldatmort's Dracula wannabe Zach from ages and ages ago. Would love to draw a comic about them in near future. <3