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I hope Sejanus Plinth is haunting Coriolanus Snow. I hope Sejanus is a poltergeist in Snows mansion.

#yes I’m still upset almost two months after reading the book #no I will never stop being upset #sejanus plinth #coriolanus snow #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #TBOSAS #THG #the hunger games #cerxei rambles #text

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My mom wanted to rewatch catching fire (she’s not seen it since its release) and she said haymitch and effie have forbidden love type of trope and she ships hayffie now. She kept pointing out how they’re an old married couple.

You love to see it.

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Just watched and finished all of the legend of Korra for the first time ever this last week (literally just finished the final episode) and I’m screaming, crying, throwing up, astral projecting… I didn’t KNOW KORRA AND ASAMI WERE ENDGAME OH MY GODDDDD IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

#cerxei rambles #the legend of korra #korrasami

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TBOSAS was…. A movie. I’ve never once missed a THG opening day movie and like… idk. This was not it for me. Im gonna give a more detailed (and spoiled) review but…. I’m not happy lol

ALTHOUGH that being said, I think Tom was WONDERFUL as Snow and Rachel was great as Lucy Grey.

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once again thinking about how they cast julianne fucking moore as coin and we are supposed to hate her, that's just crazy talk, that is mother

#cerxei rambles #alma coin #thg

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Elizabeth Olsen didn’t get nominated for love & death…. No bc what do you mean that entire hypnotizing scene ALONE was Emmy worthy, but the final episode I had to LITERALLY cover my eyes I could not watch that scene because it was acted out too real for me. Like I couldn’t handle it. And they don’t even get a nomination? Like both Elizabeth Olsen and Lily Rabe were ROBBED!!

#cerxei rambles #love and death #elizabeth olsen #lily rabe

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playing overwatch is being called a healbot and being told you didn't heal them in the same breath. make it make sense

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I keep seeing simp posts… Haymitch Abernathy this, Haymitch Abernathy that

And while I agree whole heartedly, I must throw in that I would absolutely let Effie Trinket do what ever she wanted to me. I would lay down as a human carpet for her to walk on with her eight inch stilettos. What ever you want, queen 🫶🏼

#cerxei rambles #the effie trinket brain rot is real

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TBOSAS SPOILERS!

I am gonna start by saying that I went into this movie knowing it would not follow the book scene for scene, character for character, and so on. This is not my first book-to-movie adaptation (obviously) so I knew what to expect, time constraints have to be met, of course. That being said, under the cut will be my review with spoilers.

I loved that the first scene of the movie was the Dark Days, it really set the tone for Coryo's POV in my opinion. I also REALLY enjoyed that the movie was split into three parts, but I also feel like they could've done a neater transition.

I am a bit sad we didn't see him disappointed by eating boiled cabbage YET AGAIN lmao, but that is more of just a funny little tidbit I would have enjoyed. My poor Sejanus, my beloved... was treated like the stale piece of bread at the bottom of a bag that everyone throws away. In the books, he was everything that Hope represented as a reader, pointing out the cruelty of the Games, calling out the Capitol and so on... in the movie he is nothing but angry and it never shows his one-sided friendship with Coryo, how he fully trusts him, brings him food his Ma prepared, never even made any significance between how he was LITERALLY feeding Coryo some days. It erased all of his kindness just to show this pent-up rage against the Capitol. I was really looking forward to seeing Clemensia in the hospital, I am not gonna lie. The mutts in the original movies were hardly visible, it isn't really translated that the ones in the first movie look like the tributes, I wanted to see just this one person being a mutt and show the absolute HORROR of what it actually is. I am not even talking about anything CRAZY, just some scales prosthetics and contacts to show how the snakes changed her. It felt very lazy. The cut to Lucy just having a guitar randomly was fucking wild lmfao, like I understand that scene would've been too much of a filler, but it is never even hinted at that Coryo tried to get the guitar. Dr.Gaul was amazing, ngl I did truly love Viola as her. The games themselves were so rushed though? Like, they really wiped everyone out with the snakes lmfao, that was so stupid to me? All of the scenes in D12 were just... so rushed. It seemed like there was no training or anything and he just was out there doing this job randomly as a peacekeeper, like dude did nothing else lmao. Idk, as someone who really enjoyed the book, when I thought I wouldn't, the movie was very lackluster. Not even showing how awful Snow really is by literally living with Sejanus' parents after literally being the reason he was killed is INSANE. Like, I really thought it would capture WHY he became this villain but it's more like... he is mad because his girlfriend left :( idk, it was very lackluster. It has been a few months since I last read the book, I might reread it and update this review in a reblog but.... so many scenes were cut, so many details that while yes were inner monologue in the book could have been some how portrayed in the movie but it wasn't. idk how this movie has such a high rating lmao, it by far the worst one imo.

If you are curious of my THG film ranking I would say from best to worst is MJ 1, CF, MJ 2, THG, and then TBOSAS... like this shit was mediocre at best. If you haven't read the book, then great, you will probably love it. But idk... it was lacking SO much.

I have other thoughts, but I am running on little to no sleep so I cannot think properly, I might add more at another time, but yeah. Mostly I am just upset at the lack of character for Sejanus. Nothing about his death or anything was as heartbreaking as it was in the book.

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NAH THIS IS SO CUNTY OMG

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i just sat here and imagined if haymitch was taken by the capitol and tortured along with peeta and effie was with the rebels in 13 doing everything she could to get him back and now i want to be violently ill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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Being back in my hayffie era means I see new photos of Elizabeth Banks, or sometimes I see old photos I forgot existed, and start barking like a damn dog. She looks so fucking good I’m literally foaming at the mouth. I’m about to reclaim my old cringy elizabeth banks url LOL

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that new moira voice line that says “aren’t you just pathetic” yeah i think about that all day every day

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Ramattra is so real for his ultimate voice line to be “SUFFER AS I HAVE”

Go off king 💖

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I wish I could tell y’all how much Effie Trinket consumes my brain that woman is all I think about from the moment I wake up to the moment I fall asleep and even that is not enough to elaborate on how strong the brain rot is

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i waited a while to read the ballad of song birds and snakes, i wanted to read it as close to the premier as i could stand to wait so i would remember it better for the film, but i read it all this weekend bc i couldn’t wait any longer and let me just say this: justice for sejanus plinth, coriolanus snow... i am in ur walls. if u ever feel safe, remember i am out there

#cerxei rambles #tbosas #thg #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #no bc im literally so fucking UPSET my mans just wanted to be FREE #i hope every second katniss everdeen was in his thoughts he was HAUNTED