#cattonquick au

[mylovelookup]

Oliver kneeling and offering the heads of the crown’s enemies to Felix. The PRINCE of the seven kingdoms but not the KING. King James is… concerned.

This image has been haunting me ever since I read this fic

I don’t know how this story is gonna develop and I don’t know if the author is on here but I just want them to know that they. Are. The. Shit. Please please PLEASE read this fic if you haven’t, lest I’m the only left this affected by it🥹

#my brain chemistry has been altered #literally couldn’t sleep last night bc I kept thinking of this fic #saltburn #fanart #art #my art #my fanart #artists on tumblr #felix catton #oliver quick #cattonquick au #cattonquick #cattonquick fic #Saltburn fanart

[barrysheoghan]

okay i was on the train zoning out when this scenario came up in my mind....... toxic!felix enthusiasts where you all at???

(sorry for any mistakes or incoherences, feel free to correct anything that seems wrong)

— cattonquick modern au where felix is very jealous and violent

ollie works at some bookselling place even though felix told him he didnt have to cause he's rich and he can provide for his boyfie yk. but ollie wants to do something productive during the day and he loves books so.... anyway, one night he asks felix if he can come pick him up since his shift ends quite late and felix obviously agrees cause he gets to show off his big expensive car and impress ollie's colleagues (of whom hes been jealous ever since ollie started mentioning having fun at work etc etc, especially of that one guy with whom ollie chats sometimes via text. yes, he regularly looks into ollie's phone, so what? thats what couples do.).

its 9:30pm, felix is right on time, parked in front of ollie's workplace, waiting. minutes go by and soon its 10pm and still no ollie in sight. they should have been home by now. one thing about felix : he hates waiting. and ollie's supposed to know that. he turns up the volume of the music he was listening to to match the anger that's quickly building up in his chest, making him sigh repeatedly, tap on the wheel and furiously chew on his nails. he also wants to make his presence known and hopes the loud noise will somehow make ollie get out faster.

what is he doing, for fuck sake. he grabs his phone and opens up his text message app, immediately landing on him and ollie's convo. he never replies to anyone else's texts so...

"Its been 30mins. Where are you?"

about five minutes later, the door opens up and ollie is finally out. felix stares, assuming he's going to rush to his car and apologize for being so late but, no, he lingers by the door. in fact, he's holding that door, clearly waiting for someone. soon enough, a silhouette appears and closes the shop after them. ollie stands there the whole time, waiting like a puppy, and felix can't believe his fucking eyes. he's literally fuming, his brain making up the worst scenarios of why ollie could possibly be late. and of course it involves him getting railed by his coworker.

ollie finally notices felix's car and jogs towards it. he opens up the passenger door and frowns at the loud music. felix thinks he's gonna get in quickly but he doesn't seem to want to leave. he slowly turns down the volume, not looking at ollie for one sec.

"hey! sorry im late! we were just gonna go to that one bar down the street. wanna come?" ollie says, a smile on his face, completely clueless.

"get in the fucking car." felix's voice is at its lowest pitch. he's trying to stay in control but his hands, so tightly clenched around the wheel, show that he's struggling to keep it together.

"what.... whats going on, felix?"

"don't make me say it again."

ollie gulps. felix is mad, and it doesn't look like one of his usual tantrums. he knows he should keep it low and do as he's told but he's had such a great day and he just doesn't want it to end! maybe he can get felix to calm down? he softens his tone.

"come on babe... let's go out! we'll have fun!" he leans in to put his hand on felix's arm, gently squeezing it.

the next second, he's forced into the car. felix's hand cups his cheeks, but not in a cute loving way. he's practically crushing ollie's jaw between his fingers. ollie's glasses have fallen somewhere on the car's floor and he can feel panic take over him. panic and........ some other tickling sensation he's quite fond of.

"you're hurting me-"

"shut the fuck up, ollie. shut your stupid fucking mouth. I've been waiting for your useless ass for half an hour and you think you can just come up to me all bubbly and nice and ask if i want to go have fun with you and some bitch who clearly wants to fuck you?" he's now yelling right in his face. "you wanna have fun? we'll have fun. just the two of us. at home."

he lets go of his face and reaches to close the door on ollie's side. his coworker is just standing there and watching them, looking really concerned.

"and don't you dare look at him. i'll break your nose and slaughter him." felix threatens, turning on the engine.

on the ride back home, ollie tries to make himself as small as possible, keeping his head down, shoulders in and, of course, squeezing his legs very, very tight. he has a vague idea of what's waiting for him once they get home and, boy, it's exciting.

the next day, he comes to work to hand in his resignation letter.

#SORRY THATS SO MESSY #i feel like i cant express myself properly in english AAAARGGGGGGHH #hope thats not too weird #I JUST WANT OLLIE ALL BRUISED UP YK? #oliver quick x felix catton #oliver quick #felix catton #saltburn #cattonquick #cattonquick au #saltburn au

[evbevworld]

my modern saltburn head canon is that felix would watch a single video of those hyper realistic cake pranks and then promptly spend thousands of dollars on pranking oliver and i think it would make oliver’s blood boil.

non stop too. you thought that was your textbook? bam. it’s cake.

it escalates to the point where after a particularly rough night out oliver just wants to go to bed in his dorm, not thinking about felix following him with a camera, and he sinks into a cake and he just lays there for a second contemplating murder (which isn’t unusual for oliver but it’s for longer than usual) as felix cackles at him

one of felix’s greatest joys in life is seeing the pure despair in oliver’s eyes every time he unwittingly becomes a victim of real or cake

#saltburn #oliver quick #barry keoghan #cattonquick #felix catton #saltburn au

[quick-catton]

i just want to say that these two have been on my mind literally all of january. the thought of the debauchery they would indulge in. bobby and his pretty boygirlfriend. using him as a decoy in robberies, his cute lil thing an easy distraction while he takes what he needs, allowing them both to easily slip away. getting to show off his pretty baby in clubs, having a sweet little thing as his passenger princess during long drives through the dessert. a doll for him to dress up and have hanging off his arm wherever they go. anyway <3

#my friend and i have coined the pairing name psychostalker bc of these respective roles how we feelin about that #im gonna tag brainrot ab this au under: #psychostalker brainrot #i'm so glad all of us are equally deranged and frothing over feminizing both felix and ollie lmfao #it's what they deserve. but i think these two characters together/bobby with any of barry's old fem characters is just on another level #the possibilities are endless and i will speak my truth no more pussy shit #bestie and i have literally written whole au ideas with these two #it's the strongest brainworm i've had in months #i can't get them out but idk if it's too niche to write a proper fic about #cattonquick #saltburn #felix x oliver #he went that way #bobby falls #quick-catton brainrot

[icantspellthings]

Wait a minute, my brain, the gears are turning

Criminals AU....

They would be so toxic and crazy

Need to see him beat the shit out of jacob

#Cattonquick #well technically an AU but hey

[heart0fclay]

imagine Felix and Oliver going on holiday for a summer to the south of France or somewhere.

#saltburn #felix catton #felix x oliver #oliver x felix #cattonquick #oliver quick #boyfriends #saltburn au

[ollieolzzz]

imagine a Cattonquick Hanahaki AU

- Oliver would ofc hide it from everyone

-Felix would only find out after it nearly kills Oliver and he’s pissed

-Oliver throws up red hydrangeas. Just like the potted flowers in Saltburn

-He would do anything for Felix even if it meant feeling the flowers constrict his lungs as they grow larger and take root

-Mr-I-Never-Have-To-Ask-For-Anything-In-Life Catton getting Hanahaki and not knowing what to do

-He is bad at hiding it from Oliver. He can never hide anything from Oliver

-He starts smoking more in hopes that the cigarette smoke will get rid of the flowers from the inside out

-When he sees Oliver and Farleigh sitting so closely on the couch at Oliver’s party he has to leave the room because he can feel the petals itching at his throat

- Felix’s flowers are Love-in-a-Mist meaning unrequited love. They grow in rich and fertile soil

#Just. Cattonquick #felix catton #oliver quick #saltburn #felix x oliver #cattonquick #ao3 fanfic #fanfic #I NEED IT #AAAHHHHH #the rot is so strong #THESE TWO DRIVE ME INSANE #hanahaki #hanahaki au

[rainsfiction]

Been thinking about my Saltburn boys and how Farleigh is so obviously a Slytherin but with Oliver and Felix it could almost be any combination? Walk with me…

Slytherin Oliver and Hufflepuff Felix: Felix is a total sweetheart, a cutie patootie, the Cedric Diggory of his generation! Everyone loves him. He’s just so easy to love. Oliver is… well. He’s without a doubt the most knowledgeable student when it comes to the Dark Arts, there’s rumours that he’s a parselmouth and he moves in complete expressionless silence… Needless to say, everyone is shocked at their sudden relationship. How the two of them became close is a total mystery, and witnessing their intimacy feels like watching a legend in the making… but Felix smiles brighter now, and everyone has seen the small smiles Oliver directs at Felix, so you won’t catch anyone complaining.

OR

Ravenclaw Oliver and Gryffindor Felix: Popular, quidditch captain Felix who everyone admires and his bookworm, certified genius boyfriend Oliver. Oliver is the top student in all of his subjects, and that is a lot of subjects. He has no energy for stupidity, and enjoys studying alone… but for Felix he will always make an exception. Oliver will happily help Felix study, and the two of them can often be found in the library as Oliver re-explains concepts with all the patience in the world. Felix is a himbo at heart, but that’s okay! Who needs to think when you have the smartest boyfriend ever? Instead of stressing about school, he can focus on his future seeker career. Oliver will always be there to support him through exam season. Students are used to the spot of Ravenclaw colours in the Gryffindor stands. Oliver is always there with a book to read or an assignment to finish. “You’re my lucky charm Ollie! Who cares if you’re watching? I’m just happy with the comfort of knowing that whenever I look into the stands, you’ll always be there.”

OR

Hufflepuff Oliver and Slytherin Felix: Felix comes from a powerful pureblood family and he’s always been part of the elite. He may seem relaxed and lax a lot of the time, but he’s smarter than he looks. He’s silently top of a lot of his classes, and he won the Triwizard Tournament effortlessly. He’s charismatic and charming and Oliver being his best friend makes no sense to any of his Slytherin circles. Oliver is a soft spoken, soft hearted, Hufflepuff who’s muggle-born heritage means that he should never have been on Felix is radar. Felix is the most sought out match in pureblood society, so everyone is shocked – and Farleigh is completely unimpressed – when it looks like Felix might genuinely be courting Oliver. (All the other students don’t get why all that pureblood nonsense even matters. Sure it’s sad to realise that Felix is off the market, but have you seen him with Oliver?! Oliver’s usually so reserved, but he absolutely glows when Felix is around. Felix can be pretty cocky sometimes, but with Oliver he mellows out and he can be so soft and sweet. Oliver is so timid that he barely notices, but everyone else can see that Felix looks absolutely smitten whenever Oliver’s around. It’s the purest love story, and all that exhausting blood purity stuff pales in comparison).

OR

i could go on and on about every possible house dynamic but i’m not sure if anyone else cares so i’ll stop here for now and say to be (possibly) continued

#oliver quick #felix catton #saltburn harry potter au #hogwarts houses #farleigh start is a slytherin #saltburn #farleigh start #cattonquick #this theory exists in the multiverse of madness i've created for saltburn in my head

[island-in-the-shadows]

Part of me really wants an AU where Oliver is still obsessed with Felix and this is how he finds out that Felix is doing some straight murders every month on the DL and he keeps getting away with it because money talks and also he knows how to cover his tracks really well. And then like Felix plays along but knows Oliver has been watching him and it becomes a game of cat and mouse and even at Saltburn. They play games with each other and get into some Gomez and Morticia style flirting with chains and hot pokers and whatever, and then they're just supremely unhinged but wind up genuinely falling for one another because they understand each other and it works for them. And then god have mercy on Farleigh, Sir James or Elspeth or even Venetia if they try to come in between them. You know, just a they're total fucking mutually obsessive freaky psychos in love AU.

#saltburn #felix catton #oliver quick #cattonquick #au ideas

[xavigab]

Ollie being a masochist :3

So like TW‼️ for violence 

Felix goes to Ollie’s room where he hears another voice calling Ollie a whore and all these degrading names. He also heard the sounds of slapping, like, hard slapping, so he bangs on the door calling for Ollie thinking he’s getting beat up. After a while Ollie opens the door with a hand mark print on his face (he was trying to hide it with his own hand) and Felix just stares at him before pushing the door open. His eyes land on a random guy (he looks like an off-brand version of Felix) and he like punches him hard ass fuck. Ollie panics and tried to tell Felix to stop, although he’s getting really horny by seeing this side of Felix. Felix isn’t really listening to Ollie as he drags rondo out the room and throws him out with a broken nose. He closes the door, looks back at Ollie and caresses his face asking if he’s hurt and Ollie just stares at him. Felix isn’t getting an answer and thinks he should go hunt the guy down. Ollie then tells him that he shouldn’t have done that which catches Felix so off guard cuz ???

Ollie saw his confusion and then in the quietest voice said “I- I consented to…um”, then looks away not wanting to look at Felix. Ollie’s words don’t really register, so Felix is just looking at him for a bit before he drops his hand from Ollie’s face. Ollie’s just biting his bottom lip not wanting to cry as he feels Felix stare on him. Felix smiles before he violently grabs Ollie’s face making him look at Felix. Ollie let out a whimper because Felix’s grip is pushing against his already bruising cheek. Felix moves his face close enough to Ollie’s that they could practically kiss, “why didn’t you just ask me Ollie? :( I thought we were friends :( do you actually not like me at all :(“, he would totally be pouting, this little manipulating piece of shit haha. Anyways Ollie just looks at Felix before “what-“ and he didn’t get to say anything else as Felix slapped him. “You’ll let me be the only one now right? :( I mean now I know so I should be the only one, right? :)” and I mean Ollie got what he wanted I guess (・ω・)

Anyway idk, I think Felix would be a little sadistic, being so “nice” can get really boring. I just know he gets really pent up, like he would purposely make accidental problems out in the clubs just to fight someone. Anyways they get into a consensual relationship, it’s just hard to figure out new lies for Ollie’s bruises.

#cattonquick #oliver quick #felix catton #saltburt au #Ollie likes getting hit #Felix likes hitting #they’re both weird #Felix wants to be the only one to lay his hands on Ollie #anyways yeah #baii

[pumpkinnsoda]

Saltburn Southern US AU

The Cattons are old money Georgia. Saltburn is probably an Antebellum plantation: adding to the stress of Farleigh having to live there, adding to the reasons Fredrica ran away to England. (Did she have a kid with a black man out of spite? More likely than you’d think /neg).

Oliver is probably from Oklahoma. Lies to Felix that his family were Dust Bowl victims and have been dirt poor for decades.

Southern belles Venetia and Elspeth. Southern belle Felix.

Instead of Oxford, probably Harvard or another Ivy League. Instead of a car ride, Felix drops both of them on a train and it’s even more excruciating on the ride back after finding out.

The accents…..dear lawd

#saltburn #oliver quick #felix catton #cattonquick #saltburn fanfiction #farleigh start #venetia catton #elspeth catton #saltburn au

[mylovelookup]

Part.2! Of the cattonquick au where criminally insane inmate!Felix is about to be released on parole (having done 7 months in prison after a year in a mental clinic), and his psychiatrist Oliver who’s been hired by Sir James, Felix’s father and Oliver’s benevolent donor of his very prestigious education after his own father, once one of sir James’ loyal attorneys, committed suicide after going into debt (a debt later generously payed off by sir James as well).

//Oliver knew Felix all his life and he has always been madly obsessed with loved him but only from afar (long days spent longingly staring at him, from the days as a kid in the playground, to an adult watching him get drunk at parties in Oxford, and then later on sitting in his office and reading the papers to follow the news about the suspected crimes of the Catton heir) so when Sir James hired him to treat his son with the obvious implications of getting back what was given so generously, Oliver was only intoxicated with bliss. However, unbeknownst to him, the rabbit hole was deeper and more caliginous than he could ever have imagined…

The secrets buried in Saltburn were about to be unearthed and poor Oliver, who only clutched at love like a fool, wasn't at all equipped to deal with them (Although, to be fair, no one was) . //

#saltburn #fanart #art #my art #mine #my fanart #artists on tumblr #felix catton #oliver quick #cattonquick #cattonquick au #Saltburn fanart

[barrysheoghan]

how about a cattonquick edit to favorite crime by olivia rodrigo?

#the vision i have rn #saltburn #oliver quick #felix catton #cattonquick #cattonquick au #cattonquick edit

[finnickyslut]

Thinking about the Cattonquick "Oliver was truth-warping more than lying" au I'm never writing cause I'm great at daydreaming and terrible at actually executing.

Oliver overdoses instead of Felix. Felix goes with him to the hospital because he's worried and also to spill to his family (because Oliver needs capital H help) so he can wash his hands of Oliver with a clean conscience . Oliver's emergency contact is not his parents but his eldest sister.

Turns out many of Oliver's lies had quite a bit of truth to them.

For example:

- He was an affair baby, so he never lived with his sisters or had a real relationship with them as a child.

- His father was taken to the cleaners in the divorce and his parents' reputation was ruined in the community, they really lived around the poverty line for a long time.

- He was left alone or with neighbors a lot when he was little(neglect)

- He got close to this lady's family in particular(they see each other as family) , and it was her husband who died, the way Oliver described. (naturally Oliver couldn't take leave from Oxford for a non relative)

There are things his sisters don't know for sure, because they only started getting closer to Oliver after they had become adults, but they noticed and suspected a lot of things.

The neighbor lady got contacted by Oliver's sister because she is the person actually closest to Oliver, and when she appears, she confirms and adds further information.

Oliver had actually mentioned Felix to both his sisters and his old neighbors and it must mean something, because he normally deflects, keeps things close to his vest, and generally doesn't let himself be excited about things.

Felix gets told all this, shown some proof, and reassured that, while they also wanted to give him a fair view of Oliver, the point is he deserves to know the truth for his own peace of mind and closure after everything.

Felix gets heartfelt thanks, apologies and contact information before leaving.

Oliver gets diagnosed with a number of things, including depression, ptsd, and bpd.

Afterwards there's a slow burn of Oliver getting treatment, Felix being really torn about things, staying in contact with these women to get updates and info. Telling himself it's for his own peace of mind, but also understanding why Oliver lied more and more and facing things about himself.

( quite a bit more detail including Oliver's childhood, how his parents ended up middle class again, the vacations, why he lied to his parents, how his sisters and him got tentatively closer and how his sisters and neighbors/found family came to know of each other, though it's all a big big mess of yarn inside my head 😅)

#saltburn #cattonquick #Truth-warping Cattonquick au

[quick-catton]

barry's new movie 'bird' launches at a festival this week which means HOPEFULLY we get a trailer/release date soon and i am so ready

#no i'm not i'm actually terrified #i already know this role is going to alter my psyche #excited for all the punk/tatted oliver cattonquick aus this will spawn LOL #and the edits hoooo boy #still don't know much about the movie but i'm hype #barry keoghan

[icantspellthings]

Thinking 175 timelines ahead and realising that

1. Jacob is going to play frankensteins monster in the new frankenstein film

2. Barry did a Vampire photoshoot

3. This means we can write and have pictures for an monsters!AU Cattonquick

Something Something unlovable undead monsters finding true love with eachother ♥️

#cattonquick #?AU