#cass needs to stop embarking on crusades

[supernatural-firstwatch]

Season 8 Episode 22: Clip Show

- OH!!! It’s Tommy from S1 Episode 2!! WOW!!! You know, my favorite types of fics and with the people Sam and Dean save along the way and how their lives have changed since what happened with them. OH NO!! What’s wrong with him?? I hope he doesn’t set the whole cabin on fire... WOW!!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? HIS HEAD BLEW UP!

- Oh Dean. I love you. “Honestly, my whole body hurts. And I’m nauseous and hungry at the same time. And everything smells like rotting meat.” “I’ve had that hangover. Jager, man.” LOL! 

- Dean is ignoring Cass... Oh boy. Silent treatment 101. Also, half drunk beer, jerky, and 3 peanut butter cups. That’s a lovely dinner, Dean. :D

- Huh. They have a dungeon/torture chamber. I love how Dean is like “FINALLY!” Man, I don’t know how pleasant that movie night is going to be... A Level 5 Infernal Event is no picnic. 

- Well then. That was weird. Sp, Father Thompson thought he could... cure a demon, huh? 

- Oh man, Cass shopping is hilarious. Oh look! Busty Asian Beauties again!!! AND CASS IS GETTING IT!!! HAHAHAHA!!! He really wants to get back on Dean’s good side. LOL! What is he doing with the egg?? LOL! The poor cassh teller. HAHAHA!!! He needs pie! LOL! Oh look! Metatron! 

- Metatron has been reading way too much fiction. Big family meetings never work. Wait, what?? Metatron wants to use the angel tablet to close up Heaven to... what? get the angels to play nice with each other?

- Woah... Did he just cure a demon?? Also, use a demon they already have? And what does Dean want with John’s army surgeon kit?

- Oooo, those crepes look good. So, Metatron does want to slam the pearly gates on the angels’ asses cause they’re getting rowdy and out of hand. He wants YOU to complete the tests, Cass. Also, once the gates are closed, are they closed forever? Oooh, Nephilim! I wonder who’s the heavenly donor. Also, Cass, I would run this by Sam and Dean before you start on this. You know, so you don’t go half-asses into another plan. Cause your plans never seem to work out well.

- OH!! ABBADON!!! LOL!!! *Sam opens the box* “Urgh. This is gonna to be disgusting.” “Uh huh. *small smile*” Gross. Ew. They literally stitched her back together. HAHAHAHA!!!! When Crowley calls it comes up as “666″!! LOOOOL!!! “Crowley? The salesman?” “Try the King of Hell.” “This is a joke, right?” Oh honey, you’ve been gone for way too long. Awh, sheesh!! She’s making her hands move?? Fuck, you can’t leave a demon alone for one second. The boys really should know this by now. Is she going to ride back into hell and kick Crowley off the throne? Wait. WAIT!!! They didn’t even put her in a Devil’s Trap??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? FUCKING AMATEUR HOUR GUYS!!! LOL! “Of course it’s a trap. But a trap means demon, and we could use one right now.” BECAUSE YOU’RE LIKE FUCKING AMATEURS! How do you not put her in a Devil’s Trap???

- .... Crowley got his hands on the SPN books... So, his plan is to kill everyone they’ve saved unless they promise to not close the gates of hell?

- Cass, you need to be helping Sam and Dean and not embarking in your own trials.

- GASP! SARAH!!!! WOW! I didn’t think we’d ever see her again! I liked Sarah... 

- I could see your halos, halos! I could see your halos! LOL! Sorry, that song that immediately came to mind. LOL! Cass and Metatron are getting their asses kicked by the Nephilim. And she dead. 

- Except that Crowley killed Tommy by... making his head burst. Sooo... Oh, shit. Hex bag. Meanwhile she’s suffocating. OH! IT WAS IN THE PHONE! FUCK! CROWLEY YOU UTTER AND COMPLETE ASSHOLE (i love him as a villain, he’s so good).

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#supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #season 8 #first time watching #crowley is an evil asshole #i can't believe he killed sarah #and is systematically killing everyone the winchesters have saved #sam and dean had an amateur hour when they failed to put abbadon in devil traps #sam and dean need a demon #cass needs to stop embarking on crusades #cass needs to get sam and dean a demon