#can be duke x danny or just gen
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Return to sender (dc x dp)
There was a box set right in front of his door. That was already pretty unusual, since Danny had just moved in, and and gotten done with boxes and he knew he hadn't had anything delivered here.
"Let's get you inside," Danny muttered as he got his key out of his pocket.
Unlocking the door, he picked it up and made his way in. He set the box down on the small kitchen table before grabbing a knife from the cabinet. He sat down and set to cutting the tape along the opening.
Peeling back the flaps, he took a peek at the contents only to be faced with a mound of yellow and black sparkly tissue paper, with a letter on top.
"What do we have here?" he muttered to himself, as he took the envelope out of the box.
Ripping it open, he got a small greeting card out. It had a yellow smiley face on it with the word "Smile!" printed above it. He flipped it open, and his eyes fixed on the printed text that said "Because today is your day!" Underneath it, written in chicken-scratch was written the following: "Looks like the bat has a new signal. At least mommy and daddy won't know how fast you replaced them!" it was signed with a simple J and yet another smiley face.
Danny frowned. "Weird."
Then, he peeled back the paper to find a taxidermied yellow-and-black bird Danny couldn't recognize, with its wings broken.
"This is definitely not mine," Danny said as he looked at the bird. Hopefully the real owner of this wasn't going to be too disappointed it had been this damaged in transit.
Danny took up the box to look at the delivery address, only to find that while this was for his apartment, the name of the receiver was marked as "Duke Marlon Thomas". It took one quick google search to find a phone number. Danny thanked whoever the sender was for including a middle name as it narrowed the search greatly. Dialling the number, Danny got up to get himself a glass of water. As he got the glass out, the line connected.
"Hello?" he heard a surprisingly young voice say. Well, assuming apparently made an ass of Danny. Maybe taxidermy really did appeal to all ages.
"Hi, my name's Danny. I think I got your package by accident."
"My package?" The guy on the other side asked, perplexdely.
"Yeah, a big box with a bird in it?" Danny answered. "Listen, man I'm sorry, I think the wings broke during transit, I swear it was already like that when I opened it-"
"What bird?" Now the guy sounded even more confused.
Well now, Danny was starting to get confused. "A taxidermied black-and-yellow bird?" Danny sounded out, then he grabbed the note and let his eyes go over it again. "There was a note too, I opened it, sorry about that." Danny winced, before trying for a joke to hopefully get the guy to soften up on him. "Whoever that J- friend is, he's got a weird sense of humour."
"J- friend?" the voice on the other side of the phone said. Guess, the joke hadn't gone over well, because his voice had gone tense.
"Yeah," Danny answered withholding a sigh, damn his curiosity. Opening other people' letters was not only a gross invasion of privacy but also a federal crime. Hopefully the guy wouldn't stay mad too long. "It was signed with the letter J and a smiley face."
"Whoever you are," said the guy, and the urgency in his voice had Danny straightening up. "You need to get out of here right now."
"What-?"
Just then, the door to Danny's apartment was blown open.
"I hope you're ready, birdie," a voice outside sounded, before a spindly man in a purple suit, green hair and sickly-looking skin walked in.
"Because you and me are going to have so much fun."
#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom#batman#the signal#duke thomas#danny fenton#the joker#danny is confused#who is this skinny little man dressed in a funny little suit and why is he in his house#meanwhile duke is freaking the FUCK out#can be duke x danny or just gen#roxpox#roxpoxwrote#I think I have a cold#and I just ran out of cough drops#woe is me
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Fic Masterpost
For a masterpost of my tumblr ficlets, see here.
Note: I’ve added fics with multiple pairings to every relevant category.
Jason Todd/Tim Drake
Secret Witness (34k, ao3)
CSI except with ghosts. WIP.
A Hope Like You (12k, ao3)
A/b/o with single dad Jason and identity porn. WIP.
Silver and shadow and vision of things not seen (8k, ao3)
WW2 and post-WW2 urban fantasy noir. WIP.
Turn yourself toward home (4k, ao3)
Retired pirate seeks retired navy officer.
The space between us (8k, ao3)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith in space.
Hold me (like you held on to life) (6k, ao3)
Vampire sex to spite the parents.
If I know you (4k, ao3)
Annoyed witch cares for sleeping prince.
Lifelong learning (5k, ao3)
College, but it’s not an AU.
safe with me (14k, ao3)
Figuring out intimacy, with a dash of d/s.
Ornamental (2k, ao3)
Christmas party butt plug fun.
Far away (1k, ao3 I tumblr) + So close (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Tim’s in space and then he’s not.
Like no other pain (2k, ao3)
Soulmates, but Tim makes it angsty.
If I had a type (then baby it would be you) (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
One-night stand with surprise bondmark.
The Sacredness of Tears (13k, ao3)
Tim gets the ability to travel through time, but somehow that’s not the main story.
The Reluctant Brides (13k, ao3)
Genderbent regency.
Adamare (9k, ao3 I tumblr: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
Harry Potter AU.
What demons they carry (5k, ao3 I tumblr: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)
Outsider POV of demon!Tim.
Shelter (19k, ao3)
Royalty arranged marriage.
glaukopis, promachos, atrytone (4k, ao3 I tumblr: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
A god and his reincarnated lover.
Not the hurricane (2k, ao3 I tumblr)
Soft handjobs.
Night falling softly and without mercy (4k, ao3 I tumblr)
When you want to marry your bodyguard but are pretty sure he means to kill you.
Reasons to be jealous (4k, ao3 I tumblr)
Unfounded jealousy crack. Side DickDami.
Just a fool for you (6k, ao3 I tumblr)
The Regency Daemon Thing. (Part two of ‘foolish, perhabs’)
A fool’s game (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Outsider POV of The Regency Daemon Thing. (Part one of ‘foolish, perhabs’)
A fool to believe (2k, ao3 I tumblr)
Epistolary companion to The Regency Daemon Thing. (Part three of ‘foolish, perhabs’)
Blood will tell (9k, ao3)
October Daye AU.
So easy to begin (4k, ao3)
Dealin’ with fear toxin and trauma, a/b/o-style.
Somebody ring the alarm (2k, ao3)
Strangers flirting while undercover.
To love and to honour (6k, ao3)
Five anniversaries and a wedding.
A question of trust (3k, ao3)
Jason hides an injury.
The Wedding Job (3k, ao3)
Leverage-style heist.
One day the slipper fits (2k, ao3)
The perils of not-dating.
Dick Grayson/Jason Todd
clock ticking (sudden silence) (7k, ao3 I tumblr)
Dick’s soulmate timer is an asshole.
The stars gaze back (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Stardust AU with more swearing.
In the Shallows (20k, ao3)
Celebrity ‘She Loves Me’ AU.
I dream of our story (our fairytale) (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Epilogue to In the Shallows.
A revolution is a simple thing (6k, ao3)
Anastasia AU.
Dick Grayson/Damian Wayne
Soft, sweet (and never too much) (2k, ao3)
Sweet and kinky PWP.
Don't make me close one more door (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Bodyguard AU. Dami goes undercover and develops feelings.
Misperceptions (6k, ao3 I tumblr)
DamiDick-centric compaion to Reasons to be jealous.
Damian Wayne/Tim Drake
These stars will guide us home (2k, ao3 I tumblr)
Developing feelings while being far apart.
Vigil (4k, ao3 I tumblr)
Injuries, cuddles and feelings. DamiTim, Joyfire+Dick.
That sacred bond (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Fake marriage for the aliens.
Jason Todd/Roy Harper
Winners get road rash with @scootboot97 (3k, ao3 I tumblr)
College AU dorks and oral.
Of wizards and black knights (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Cyberpunk damsel in not-so-much distress.
Dick Grayson/Bruce Wayne
Wonder (2k, ao3)
Officer Grayson partners up with Batman.
All that's dead and gone and passed tonight (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Hunger Games AU.
Tim Drake/Conner Kent
Met a boy (cute as can be) (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Summer romance.
Snow comes down in June (2k, ao3 I tumblr)
College dumbasses try to stay friends.
Jason Todd/Damian Wayne
That word on your skin (2k, ao3 I tumblr)
Getting the same tattoo is one way to ask for a date.
warmth, shared (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Jason’s feeling old and gets cuddles on a mountain.
Jason Todd/Roy Harper/Tim Drake
At its core (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Considering fatherhood and marriage.
Turning point (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Cuddles against nightmares, with a surprise ghost.
Other ships (DC)
Vigil (4k, ao3 I tumblr)
Injuries, cuddles and feelings. Joyfire+Dick, DamiTim.
The wonderful everyday (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Flirting in an Ikea. Joyfire.
Down, down (2k, ao3 I tumblr)
Prince visits tentacled sea witch. Superbat.
Would make me whole (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Angsty jerk-off session. JayRoyDick.
Promises (whispered, shouted) (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Injuries in the desert with not much hope. JonDami.
Won't you die tonight for love (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Vampire marriage surprisingly includes a third person. DamiJayTim.
You still look like a movie (2k, ao3 I tumblr)
High school teachers pine. DickWally, side JayTim.
Spellbound (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Morning after marred by worry about a love potion. Trinity.
Through the night (we'll make it) (2k, ao3 I tumblr)
H/C vignettes. Robinpile.
Gen (DC)
rewind, fast forward, stop (3k, ao3 I tumblr)
Deaged Jason angst. Jason, batfamily.
In silence (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Jason’s telepathy doesn’t help him with Bruce. Jason, Bruce.
A soft place to land (2k, ao3)
Trying to get Bruce to retire. Jason, Dick, batfamily.
touched your head gently (felt my heart melt) (7k, ao3)
Movie-verse Floyd as a father through the years. Floyd, Zoe, squad.
Will someone tell me what's going on tonight (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Dick’s OC boyfriend is an asshole, Wally offers comfort. Dick/OC (past), Bruce, Wally
At its core (1k, ao3 I tumblr)
Considering fatherhood and marriage. Duke-centric, side JayRoyTim.
Hockey RPF
Sometimes I lie (4k, ao3)
An FBI agent and his informant. SidGeno.
Finding Surety (13k, ao3)
Fake Dating. Marner/Matthews.
Do you know (I still miss you) (6k, ao3)
Getting back together with a little help from your friends. Eichel/McDavid. (Part two of ‘Read all about it’)
The name that history wrote (8k, ao3)
Harry Potter AU, triwizard tournament. Eichel/McDavid.
the whole world's out of sync (9k, ao3)
13 going on 30 AU. SidGeno.
stellar nucleosynthesis (13k, ao3)
Magical realism and truth spells. Danny/Claude.
But you were always on my mind (7k, ao3)
Soulmarks complicated by dyslexia.
Feather (9k, ao3)
Crimean war magical realism AU. SidGeno.
Other fandoms
starts with truth (MCU, 8k, ao3)
If Steve talked to Tony and Pepper earlier about the winter soldier. SteveTonyPepper.
someday my prince will come (X-Men Movies, 7k, ao3)
Erik deals with an enchanted forest. Cherik.
Nothing easy worth doing (Power Rangers, 2k, ao3)
Superheroing while autistic - pros and cons.
Shoot me down (Star Wars, 12k, ao3)
Kier survives. Everything else still happens. LeiaKierHan.
Ask his mind (ask his heart) (Star Wars, 2k, ao3)
Anakin gets dosed with sex pollen. ObiKin.
A Woman is Herself (Lady Sherlock, 7k, ao3)
Joanna Watson character study. JoannaJohn.
Will it burn forever (this light) (King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, 11k, ao3)
Love spell adventures. ArthurTristan. (There’s a podcast!)
Someday soon (Arashi RPF, 1k, ao3)
A glance into the future. Ohmiya.
With fates to come (D.Gray-man, 1k, ao3)
Tikki is Cassandra. TikkiAllen.
Dedication with @magoril (FBAWTFT, 2k, ao3)
Theseus fixes things for his brother. TinaNewt.
Shiny things (FBAWTFT, 2k, ao3)
Percival gets a service Niffler. Gen.
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