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spideysbruh · 3 months

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announcement of all announcements

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tchalamet my angel girl🩷

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rachelzegler im gonna cry yall are too cute

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timmyswonka my favorite married couple

coolgirlyn I'm gonna kms he loves her so much🥺🫶🫶

y/n i love you my beautiful boy

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y/n my perfect boy 🫶

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ynsdelicate they've been in that honeymoon phase for so long all the haters are maddd !!!

sabxyn no fr like they've been married for what, three years now ?? and they still act the same, if anything they're even more in love !!!!

tchalamet I love you my beautiful wife

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rollercoasteryn BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BOYYY 🗣🗣🎶

ynsheadphones they're so classic (but modern) old hollywood celebs I swear

timmyxyn what ? 😭

modernyn I love how even their comments on each other's posts match LOL

@popcrave just tweeted- BREAKING: a source close to the couple have revealed that Timothée Chalamet and Y/n L/n are expecting a baby that will be due in several months! Sounds like congratulations are in order for the happy couple!!

@ynscurtains replied- sooo happy for them if true but damn you're just revealing all this against their will...

@timolaurie replied- yk there's a lil thing called privacy, right?

@timmyxyn replied- I hope they sue yall im so fr

tchalamet just posted a story!

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y/n Golden Globes ✨️🩷📸

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tsgf brooo she's def pregnant lmaooo

lacyyn why can't any of these comments mind their business I swearrr

ynslipgloss the way timothée was like always right by her the whole night 🥺🫶🫶🫶

timotheepaul BROOO I NOTICED THAT TOO he seemed so protective tonight

lacyyn well he's gotta protect her and their child LMAO

ryanszest the dress... so obvious that she's pregnant now fr

florencepugh so beautiful !!

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lavenderyn timmys hands were always on her waist or holding hers im gonna cry

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tchalamet the sun rises and sets with you

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zestyyn BRO 😭😭😭

spideyyn that's fr the mother of his child

amoebayn the 'heat' reference 🥺😔

lauriesvest what does it mean I'm slow

amoebayn basically that she's like the center of his world, she means everything to him

goodgirlyn CRYING

y/n what did I do to deserve you 🥺

tchalamet just being your perfect beautiful self

glistenyn the way all the recent photos are hiding her front side 💀

polaroidtim tbh the second pic DEF looks like they could be hiding a lil belly 😳

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y/n yall are so nosy istg 🙄 (very happy can't wait to meet our baby girl in two months🩷)

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ynssocks NO FUCKING WAYYYY

legendaryyn BROOOOO OMG A GIRLLL 🥺🥺

tchalamet you are going to be the best mom ever

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rachelzegler CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BLESSINGGG

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tsgf ungrateful ass omg

ynscurtains stay mad !!!

noodleytim this is going to be the cutest baby ever I swear

sabrinacarpenter so excited for you guys!! I'm literally gonna be an aunt 🙄

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timmytimstan she baby trapped him omg

ynsdune huh ??? yall are so weird omg they're literally married

tchalamet just posted a story!

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@y/n just tweeted- my weirdest craving so far has been the hot fritos paired with oreo ice cream... it's yummy i swear 😔

@realchalamet replied- it lowkey kind of is...

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@snowyyn replied- man what the hell

@medallionyn replied- she's so weird I love her

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tchalamet any day now 😳 I wouldn't want to do this with anyone else.

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zendaya yall are gonna be the best parents I swear

y/n 😳😳🤭🩷🩷🩷😘

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y/n our daughter arrived a few days ago early in the morning. she's perfect. thank you to everyone who wished us well!

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zendaya !!!! so happy for you two 😭🫶💕 imma spoil her soooo much

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hallebailey congratulations my girl !! 🥰

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tchalamet my wife is a superhero. thank you y/n for giving us our little girl and making me a dad. I know it wasn't easy, but you did it with such grace and beauty. I love you and our little family. you can squeeze my hand as hard as you need to forever and ever.

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yntimstan "YOU CAN SQUEEZE MY HAND AS HARD AS YOU NEED TO"😭😭😭💕💕💕💕🫶🫶🫶🫶

dunesarrakis WHATS HER NAMEEEE

goldenyn CRYINGGG

tomholland2013 congratulations mates !!

rachelzegler so happy for yall 🫶🫶

y/n when is auntie rachel gonna meet her niece

tchalamet just posted a story!

#timothee chalamet #timothee chalamet fanfiction #timothee chalamet imagine #timothee chalamet x reader #timothee imagine #timothee x reader #timothée chalamet #timothee chalamet au #timothee chalamet social media au #timothee chalamet x you #timothée imagine #timothée x reader #timothée chalamet imagine #timothee fanfic #timothee

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howdoyousleep3 · 7 months

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Hey, K, I woke up this morning, and I couldn't stop thinking about Stevie Baby's ears. So, I wrote you a little something about the Thoughts™️, and I just now have a minute to send it to you. Hear me out:

Obviously, yes, the ear rubbing. Daddy James will often get him on his knees while he's working and doesn't really, unfortunately, have time to totally give into Stevie's needs. Then, if Steve's been good, he'll get to cockwarm James, and he'll get absent-minded ear rubs while he does it. Just if James can spare a hand, this is supposed to just be something to tide him over for now, after all. If Stevie's being a bit of a brat, he doesn't get cock and he only gets ear rubs once he's settled down enough. It's a reward. It's meant to keep him behaving.

So, James calloused, thick, and long fingers soothing back and forth over Steve's ear becomes such a regular occurrence over their relationship, appearing practically whenever Steve is on his knees (no matter if its the main activity or an appetizer). It happens so much that he gets so sensitive and squirmy about it. Now Steve notices his ears all the time. They've never been included in sex before! But... now they are. And now it's A Thing.

Sometimes, he'll get a little thrill when at the barbers, and they touch or bend or move his ears to shape his haircut--getting good straight lines. Sometimes, he spaces out for a moment after he thinks about putting headphones in, he thinks about his ears... he thinks about Daddy touching his ears and cooing at him over the line of his nose, working through some business, or just working through a glass of whiskey.

Daddy calls him a silly puppy sometimes, and Steve feels like one of Pavlov's dogs these days.

Daddy will whisper in his ear a lot, when he's being a brat in public and he needs a warning, when Daddy is thinking filthy shit that's not appropriate for their guests or the people around them, when he feels like ruffling Steve's feathers. He whispers. Daddy will also lick and bite and nip at his ears. It happens a lot when he's fucking him from the back and Steve's head is turned to the side, smashed into the mattress, moaning raggedly, as he takes it hard. James will lean forward and carve himself in deep, all the way inside Steve's guts, in his throat, oh, God, and whisper or growl or, fuuck, moan in his ear. He'll bite his ear if Steve whines about needing it harder, faster, deeper. Brat. He'll lick the shell of his ear to watch him quiver and see goosebumps rise over his skin.

Yeah... suddenly, Steve has sensitive ears? Suddenly, Steve realizes he's had sensitive ears? Whether James caused it or was the only person to ever notice it, it doesn't really matter. What matters is that he Exploits it.

Steve will be doing nothing--actually nothing--and James will come up to him, press him against the nearest surface, kiss him, and "innocently" run his fingers up his chest, over his shoulders, onto his neck, and up his throat until he reaches one of his ears. He'll carress Steve's ear. Just once. Rub it gently. And Steve--

Oh.

Suddenly, his knees feel like buckling, and, ah, when did he start getting hard? When did he start to blush?

It's only made worse when Daddy grins wolfishly at him, so, so pleased, and coos, "ohh, is that the spot, puppy?" as if he's giving scratches to a damn dog in the one place that makes their leg kick rather than making Steve so hard and achy in his pants with just one, innocent touch, bending Steve's body to his own will without Steve being able to do a thing about it because of all the training Daddy has incidentally done.

Yeah.

He feels like Pavlov's dog.

*cough* anyway...

Oh my god, S…

Not the ear rubbing. 😭

I sunk lower and lower into my couch with every sentence of this. It’s perfection, hot holy hell. The part that sent me under? Daddy James biting at Stevie’s ear because he asked for it impossibly harder, what a brat. 😮‍💨

Thank you for blessing me (us) with this yummy goodness, S. You’re the absolute best. 💕😵‍💫

#askK #my s tag #daddy james and stevie baby #the ear rub #ear rub #SHEESH sensitive ears #who knew

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geftheshittalkingmongoose · 2 years

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Ok... So here's some science about Mount Everest:

- her peak is about 5.5mi/8.8km above sea level. That's too high above sea level for anything good or normal to happen to you.

- for some perspective, commercial planes (like "I'm taking a flight to visit Nigeria" planes) pimp around at 5.6mi to 7.5mi/9km to 10.4km above sea level. That's only a 528ft/200m difference between an idiotic Eat+Pray+Love-esque fantasy and fucking Delta passengers eating peanuts and watching The Love Guru.

- "the death zone" on Everest starts at about 5mi/8km up and has air so thin that each breath you take in has less than 1/3rd the oxygen you need per inhale. So you're getting less than what you need to live, let alone keep climbing.

- more perspective! Sea level air has 21% oxygen, which is great! Super healthy, yummy. That drops to about 12% oxygen at just 2mi/3km up. Bad, not healthy. And it! Keeps! Going!

- the whole "less than 1/3rd oxygen" thing? Makes your cells die. Like... broadly speaking. The cells that Make You die off because those cells reeeeeeally need oxygen to... do everything. Skin, liver, tongue, eardrum, finger bone, colon, and more, all dying on a cellular level all at once.

- "the death zone" also makes your body rebel in fun ways like altitude sickness, impaired judgement, heart attacks, strokes, and more! So your cells are dying, you can't think straight, you make bad calls and don't even remember making them, and maybe your heart fails to top it off!

- even using air tanks, a climber described the climb as "like running on a treadmill and breathing through a straw". So bringing yummy, ideal oxygen volume with you doesn't actually fix anything, really, so say people who have actually survived!

- "but you can acclimate to higher altitudes!" Acclimating on Everest makes your body absolutely PUMP itself full of hemoglobin, which thickens your blood and you'll start having fluid accumulate in your lungs, family health history and personal fitness be damned. Now you can have a stroke at any moment and you might be coughing up frothy icky stuff so much and so hard your ribs can crack, so sayeth Everest survivors who have had to heal from just that.

- oh, and they've actually done real medical tests (like drawing blood at high altitudes) to learn this, it's not just smart people guessing.

- before I forget the best (read: scariest) part, your brain will swell up. Brain swell = nausea and psychosis.

- you can go snow blind (your eyeballs get sunburns).

- blind, vomitting, coughing through cracked ribs, unable to remember where you are, and suffocating while your cells die off in the millions each moment.

- she's cold! "the death zone" is never above 0F/-17.7C. Ever. Exposed skin will freeze rapidly and lead to frostbite. Even unexposed skin might freeze! Frostbite might invite her equally sexy (read: scary) friend Gangrene.

- the average summer temperature at her summit is -2F/-19C, with an average winter temperature of -32F/-36C, and it can drop down to -76F/-60C.

- I don't think you need a breakdown on why those temperatures aren't good to be going hypoxic at, but being super cold AND hypoxic can lead to stripping yourself nude(called "paradoxical undressing") and walking around outside. Google it if you don't believe me.

- The Donner Party did that whole cannibalism/hypothermia/starvation thing at 1.3mi/2km above sea level. They experienced paradoxical undressing, frostbite, and fatal hypothermia. Now scale that up to Everest heights and you'll see why it's not a good idea to climb her.

- I think you know why all of this is bad and why it's bad for trying to climb things. Right? Yeah. Try pulling yourself up with just your closed fists (can't use frostbitten fingers!), while holding your breath, with your eyes closed (you're snowblind!), after spinning around a bunch (you've got altitude sickness!) outside during a blizzard. Now imagine doing that with like twelve other fools. And there's hundreds of fools ahead of and behind you. And a healthy fraction of them are native Tibetans risking their own lives just trying to feed their families by guiding idiots.

- oh and so many fools are trying to climb her that PEOPLE HAVE TO WAIT THEIR TURN TO TAKE SELFIES AT THE TOP *INSIDE* "THE DEATH ZONE". THEN THEY DIE ALL UP IN THERE. Like 11 fools died in just a single month in 2019 because they had to wait in "the death zone".

- there's about 100+ dead bodies up there that can't come down, and many of those bodies are clearly visible during attempts to summit. People are camping alongside corpses. They use them as trail markers. You're literally constantly surrounded by the dying and the dead.

- there's so. much. human. shit. and I mean poop. There's also so. much. shit. as in garbage. It's all dead bodies, poop, garbage, and shredded climbing/camping equipment. These weirdo glory seekers aren't packing out their own poop and granola wrappers and haven't been for years.

- so... I guess enjoy the "beauty" of a plastic bag full of human shit next to a huge flapping strip of torn bright pink gore-tex tent that's next to luna bar wrappers that are next to a frozen corpse whose family knows they're up there surrounded by bags of human shit, luna bar wrappers, torn gore-tex, and a stupid, selfish egocentric rich asshole who thought they were too good to just fly to Nigera for a month.

- your grip strength won't matter. Your leg strength won't matter. Your personal endurance won't matter. Your strength, speed, stamina, and health won't matter.

- she wants you dead.

- let's respect her wishes and leave her alone.

- and if you absolutely MUST have fame, accolades, bragging rights, a physical trial, potential death, and more... GO CLEAN MOUNT EVEREST.

- fuck

#mount everest #everest #dont climb mount everest #rant #i spent a lot of time researching this please reblog it

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digimonloving · 3 years

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So many glorious works. *sniff* I....I dont know how to thank you, other than offer hugs, say thank you, and tell you again you are a blessing to this community ^^

My ask this time... your choice between Fem Rhodoknightmon, Fem Blackwargreymon, Sakuyamon, Ancient Irismon....or Fem Dorugoramon (because I have a love of dragon ladies)

Le gasp, their tamer just got their college degree! How do they celebrate (leading to spicy end of day.) Is it spicy all day, only at the end? How proud are they? How do they reward/spoil/pamper?

Yes it's self indulgent praise kink, I will not be shamed ^//^;

Fem BlackWarGreymon and celebrating her Tamer getting their college degree /Slight Nsft

BlackWarGreymon is more than pleased about her Tamer's accomplishment. From everything her Tamer had told her, this college seemed pretty damn tough, so she's pretty proud over the fact her Tamer managed to graduate from it.

She decides that maybe they should celebrate with something that her Tamer enjoys. A meal of sorts, be it going out or staying in and making something yummy together. she doesn't care. She'll do either, whichever sounds best to her Tamer. Though, she would rather stay in, for more reasons than one. But still.

Or, maybe, they buy some tubs of ice cream and eat it together, make it all fancy -- like sundaes and milkshakes. Afterwards they can cuddle -- BlackWarGreymon does get a bit chilly after eating ice cream, even if she does enjoy it, and so she does like to cuddle afterwards.

After everything is settled, if she hadn't already removed her gauntlets, she certainly does now. She has other plans in ways to celebrate with her Tamer, and she has to grip their hand and lead them to the bedroom with it.

They've been doing so well, and BlackWarGreymon is going to be all over them with praise on how well they did and how she's so proud of them. Pretty much taking all the positivity from the day and placing it in her words while she tells them to sit and relax. They deserve some nice things, managing to do what they have done.

She simply wants to smother them in praise of all kinds. How she loves them, how proud she is, how smart they are. How kind, how lovely they are. All sorts till they're an absolute mess. She can't help the giggle that escapes her watching her Tamer's face the entire time she's praising and touching them.

It's certainly a passionate night spent together, and she is praising her Tamer the entire time

#BlackWarGreymon #Spicy headcanons #(fhsdfhsdfhs VALID

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