#but the dash is unusable

[revengeromance]

gotta be honest sometimes I lose respect for blogs if they start posting waterparks or taylor swift

#can’t bring myself to unfollow but it always catches me off guard #I got one friend that’s a swiftie that I’m cool with bc we are besties #but the dash is unusable

[its-cartooncrazy]

You know, hermitblr on the day skizzleman gets added to hermitcraft is gonna be very fun

#phrased like an inevitability to cope #i hope it happens in season 10 and i hope my dash is unusable for all the yelling and just. screenshots of skizz

[heavenlyyshecomes]

clicking on a post's op takes you to the blog not the reblog and clicking on the space next to the url takes you to the rb but not the rb on their blog but as a separate page so when you want to see more posts tagged that way on their blog and you click on the tag it takes you the tag on tumblr not on op's blog so your only choice is to go on their blog and use the search function for the tag except tumblr's search function doesn't work and also if you click on the post as a way to look at that blog's older posts well you can't now ! so should i kill myself or should I kill myself

#twitter 🤝 tumblr making their ui unusable for their users #half the time i spend on tumblr is looking at people's archives and tags and whatnot instead of scrolling thru my dash these people won't #let me liveeeeee #notebook

[ghostchilismoothie]

i'm not allowed to put more potatoes on people's blogs because i hit post limit :((((((((

sldfjkh

this is why post limit exists

tumblr really said "thou shalt not tayto"

@theshitpostcalligrapher

#fairyblue-alchemist #you kinda deserve it for RENDERING MY DASH UNUSEABLE #this is very funny though #jinx says things

[observethewalrus]

PLEASE DO NOT GIFT ME BADGES

Tumblr is getting rid of avatars and no longer showing where a reblog comes from in post headers to “afford more room for badges.”

I always felt kinda bad when I was gifted badges and then didn’t use them, cuz people spent actual money on them. So I’m asking, please do not gift me badges, or any other tumblr merch for that matter.

I threw them a bone last year and paid for the ad-free because the ads and blazed softcore porn on the app were infuriating, but I’m canceling it. They’re not getting anything from me anymore. I’ll have to switch back to using the Firefox mobile browser. Hopefully the new dash un-fuckers that are going around will work on mobile.

#for the record ‘running an experiment’ now means ‘this is how it’s going to be regardless of feedback’ #someone posted screenshots of responses from two different staff members #that were exact copies of each other #they were in response to separate feedback messages sent almost a month apart #one about the dash layout and one about the avatars #they’re lucky cuz staff never even graced me with a response to the long thought out civil message I’d sent them #maybe I was too civil #this is all the more reason for me to get rid of my iphone too #apparently apple makes it impossible for Firefox to run extensions on mobile browser #so idk if I can fix my dash #and if/when this update hits the app too AMD I cancel ad free it’ll be completely unusable #@staff #are you in so much debt that you’re intentionally trying to blow up the site? is that what’s going on? #because you know we’re a petty spiteful user base and won’t give you a dime if this goes on #so what’s the plan here? #tumblr update #dashboard update #badges

[lonestatus]

its a bad day to be someone who doesnt care about hbomberguy

#i hate when he drops a video and my dash gets unusable yay im happy your nice video essay man is very smart and exposed the plagiarists #can i go back to playing my toys now

[jakeperalta]

trying to come on tumblr as something to do whilst my bf watches american football but then remembering I follow a lot of swifties which means 98% of my dash is now the travis kelce fan club

#this is meant to be a non sports zone except for my small handful of beloved sportuals (sport mutuals)... what happened guys 😭😭 #my dash is borderline unusable because it's so heavily spammed with chiefs content #mutuals if i unfollow you it's probably not personal i just need to move on #talking

[catboyarg]

Good lord maybe we need to invent homophobia

#puzzling #My dash in unusable now

[xiadz]

anytime I see someone with a pinned post that is like "SPAM LIKING GETS YOU BLOCKED" I just wonder why the fuck they're even here

#spam my ass!!!! #I mean if it was 2011 where every single note showed up on your dash and made the site unusable (wtf btw) I get it

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

okay i was gonna make a post about how migraines feel like taking constant minecraft damage except your health bar is infinite, BUT UH. @staff WHY IS MY DESKTOP DASH COMPLETELY FUCKING REARRANGED. PUT IT BACK THIS SUCKS

#EXCUSE ME??? EXCUSE ME!!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! #ITS LITERALLY BORDERLINE UNUSABLE WHY IS EVERYTHING MOVED AROUND? #AND ITS CLUTTERED AS FUCK? #like im not claustrophobic BUT THIS NEW LAYOUT IS MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I AM #i hate this!!! i hate it!!!! #usually updates are like 'well we moved some of your furniture while you werent looking' #and like yeah its disorienting #BUT WITH THIS ONE THEY REBUILT THE ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE WHILE I WAS PASSED OUT #THIS IS NOT MY HOME WTF #the desktop dash was so nice! it was spread out! it was simple! #it felt cozy and welcoming! #THIS DASH WANTS ME GONE #tumblr update #absolutely unprompted #every day tumblr starts sliding towards the reason i completely quit instagram #which used to be my main site #that reason: cluttering #too much stuff in my face all the time #why does this site keep making Worse and Worse changes like leave it alone!!!! #cosmetically its fine!!! if its not broke dont fix it! #everyday i wake up and theres fuckin Something. damn #i hate this i hate this i hate this #PUT IT BACK. PLEASE! #maybe im overreacting but im genuinely so unsettled and disheartened by this #now i gotta fucking relearn the entire dash and get used to this squished n squeezed n cluttered Bullshit #tumblr: we want to welcome the new people! #tumblr: *starts alienating their (loyal) main/og userbase* #why.... just Why.... there is no good reason for this....

[themetalvirus]

i havent been on tumblr for a while and forgot about dash turns unusable thursday fun times lmao

#exoticbutterstxt #Unusable Dash Thursday

[jetstargf]

grank was invented so ppl wouldnt know abt rayrard’s very real lesbian love affair

[muirmarie]

I have two paws and I must boop

#my dash is fucjing unusable JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT #BOOP

[deancrowleycas]

Mutuals do you still love me even though I have the 911 tag blocked

#I support the bisexual firefighter it just has gotten too much. Dash got unusable

[friendofthecrows]

What I love about mishapocolypse is that it's not even that funny, it's just like a little sport where you try to inflict as much psychic damage on your mutuals as possible. Just cause a little chaos. Make the dash unusable. Spam post for a Tumblr tradition. After all, we all need to enthusiastically participate in something objectively kind of lame SOMETIME. Why not Misha?

#mishapocalypse #tumblr culture #hal rambles #april fool's day #also it's like the most ultimately harmless april fools joke ever #the time honored tradition of making the dash unusable

[waitineedaname]

there's always a period of insecurity whenever I get into something new, especially something drastically different from the previous hyperfixation, where I have yet to get people following me for the new thing and I know most people are following me for the old thing, so I really would like to genuinely apologize to people who are kind of drowning while following me

#im constantly struggling between like. #this is my blog and i am going to unabashedly post what i enjoy #and also feeling bad bc i am rendering people's dashes unusable #it's a lot. sorry about that.