#but nopeeeeee

[gregmarriage]

gonna become pepe slivia charlie, while trying to write the plot for this fic

#i have figured out a title but honestly watch me change it later #i’m not gonna reveal it until i know i’m not gonna change it #or you’ll find out when post it either way #tho it’ll probably take a while to get posted imao #i’m easing back in bc i’m rusty i’m not setting myself a deadline or anything #but i would like to get it done and posted at some point is all #tho i’ve only just started it so either way it’s gonna be a while before it’s anywhere close to done #but she fun! #really gotta figure out plot points tho #bc like i have the outline and i know what i want to happen (mostly) it’s just putting it together and making a coherent thing #i’m rusty!! #tho also i am just like this™️ #wanna just take fics fully formed out of my head and they’re perfect and then i just post them #job done 👍🏻 #but nopeeeeee #starting is probably the hardest part #bc once i get into the flow i’m like okay now this happens etc #idk different parts can be hard for different reasons but i just need to get to a certain point and the fic will come together ✌🏻 #manifesting 🕯️🕯️🕯️ #gwen rambles #gwenposting

[bayleymania]

“This was premeditated”

“How were they supposed to know Adam Cole was going to be there”

Oh God… I don’t like this.

#aew #I REFUSE TO BELIEGE IT #NOPEEEEEE #lexie speaks

[aintmyjewelry]

I GOT A 100% ON MY MIDTERM PAPER

#I turned in the paper on Nov 2 and today I get an email saying the professor added a comment #and I was like omfg there’s no way he graded it this quickly #I must’ve done something wrong and i’m gonna have to redo it all #but NOPEEEEEE I DID GOOD WORK HE SAID!!!!!

[somaticmilk]

u have a milk kink

WRONGGGGGGGGGGG

#soma says truth. #NOPEEEEEE #WRONG AGAINNN #dude you suck at this game #oh yea I need a beta reader #ANYWAYS #emmmmmmm #emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #emmmmmmmmmm #YOU SUCK.

[dearbraus]

according to the egoist bible, chigiri's favourite subjects in school are english, history, and p.e. and, i know very deeply in my soul that he has a historical niche (or niches. a specific time period, their cultural conventions) (he IS NOT one of those men who's obsessed with war history) (this niche is why history is his favourite subject) (totally not picturing him as a history major in a college au nope, totally not)

#signed fawn #totally not projecting onto him because i love history :3 #nopeeeeee no projection here

[t00thpaste28]

*puts on playlist of emotional songs*

me: jfc why am i so emotional i gotta consult my physician

#toothpaste talks #am i gonna change the playlist tho? #nopeeeeee

[yudgefudge]

life has been so much more refreshing ever since I stopped tuning into man united games

#no way I'm gonna use MY time and MY energy to shout at a bunch of rich men and tell them to play right #nopeeeeee #daniel.txt

[bridgeportbritt]

Ravi Records | Del Sol Valley, Simerica

Gianni reading: Ravikumar Productions is being audited by the IRS. At this time, no other companies under the umbrella of Ravikumar Productions need to prepare any documentation to the IRS.

Gianni reading: No employee of any Ravikumar Production company shall speak to the press or any outside party about the audit. While the company may be under suspicion, Ravikumar Productions stands by the fact that no wrongdoing has taken place. More details to come as we continue to cooperate with the IRS.

???: Gianni, I need to talk to you. Is now okay?

Gianni slightly annoyed: I’m kind of busy, Penelope. Is it urgent?

Penelope: You could say that.

Gianni: Okay, what is it?

Penelope: I’m resigning. This is my one week notice.

Gianni annoyed: What? Why?

Penelope annoyed: Seriously?

Gianni: I gave you a raise, a company car, and your own office when Fiona left. What more could you possibly want?

Penelope: It’s not about wanting anything. I can’t work for you. Working with you was bad enough. I just can’t do this.

Gianni: Really, Penelope? Are we not past this?

Penelope: You’re such a jerk, Gianni! This is why I can’t work for you! You just use people to get what you want with no care about how they feel. I’m done being one of those people!

Gianni sighs: Look, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean it that way. I’m just... there’s a lot going on right now. Can we table this discussion for later? I really want you to stay with the company, Penelope. I don’t want to be the reason why you leave.

Penelope: Gianni, I’ve made up my mind.

Gianni: I understand. I know it means nothing now, but I am sorry for how I treated you back then. You didn’t deserve it.

Penelope: ... Thanks. I’m going to go now.

#simdonia #chap 10 #sims of color #sims 4 gameplay #sims 4 story #ts4 #royal sims #royal simblr #not off to a great start.... #if you can recall #gianni hooked up with penelope and never called her #just like many other women #but in this case they were coworkers #but as the presidents assistant and gianni replacing fiona #penelope is giannis assistant lol #and she's like nopeeeeee #can't do it #dont blame her #any sims looking for an assistant job? lol #sim: gianni #sim: penelope

[bylertruther]

y'all really wanna take someone that says some stupid shit like this seriously?

you really think someone that actually genuinely cares about sex abuse victims and pedophilia would be throwing such accusations around without proof and making a fucking joke out of the entire ordeal because they want attention that they can't otherwise get in real life? sad. can't relate.

#like NOPEEEEEE NO THANK U ! #i am all for calling out predators and dangerous people within fandoms but this is Not the way to do it. #and additionally you can't say that you're here to report drama and not check shit and then try to puff your chest later when people #bring up good points n save face by claiming you're here to report predators. you think a fucking burn book would be the way to do that? #you think a mean girls header and a meme icon and pink font and everything else gives off the impression that you give a shit? #these are serious issues and they need to be treated seriously and with care which they clearly are not doing. #anyway this is my last post about it. i just fucking hate people that do shit like that and interact with it. #the trauma of real life people is not your fucking opportunity to get attention and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that. #it's fucking sick to capitalize off some shit like that.

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

OH MY GOD IM WATCHING THE PIANO TEACHER I AM SO SCARREDDDDDD

#THE FIRST SCENE IN THE BATHROOM— #NOPEEEEEE

[sexbot300]

Making out with high!satosugu? Yes please

⤷ 18+, MDNI

Geto and Gojo always liked to stick their noses in matters that didn’t concern them.

So when you walked by, caught off guard by a pungent smell emerging from a dorm room, they took it upon themselves to sit you down on the couch.

Encased in the middle of the couch, Gojo at your right and Geto at your left, it all felt too hazy. Geto manspread his huge body, arm behind you over the headrest of the couch. Gojo spreading his wide legs out, blind fold coming loose, as he stare at the ceiling taking a long drag before exhaling it. Meanwhile, body tiny, sitting cross-legged while the men unintentionally squeezed you by their larger thighs. Light music played in the back while both men passed the neatly wrapped blunt back and forth as you sat in the middle, content with the amount of times you’ve already smoked. Light, euphoric, relaxed. Just a few words to describe how it felt.

“See,” Gojo stated voice calmer than usual with his usual cocky demeanor, “not so bad.”

Geto hummed, eyes closed as his nostrils released smoke before handing it to you. “You better take some more before the idiot wastes it all.” Earning an eye-roll from Gojo, while face still displaying a smile of bliss. His long fingers handing you the brown blunt, before shaking your head slightly.

“C-cant,” you stated, voice slightly slurred. Eyes darted to Geto, blinking, “mouth feels,” gulp, “dry.”

Almost as if a light switch turned on, both of the men shared a smile that stretched impossibly wide on this faces. Their faces turning to look at one another.

“Oh yeah?” Gojo said, his voice slightly husky, smirk still evident while eyes shouted red. Geto only snickered slightly, body shaking up the couch while he stared at Gojo.

“I don’t get… ?” You said in a measly voice looking between the pair as their eyes never left one another before flicking back and forth to you. My God did they look beautiful.

“Want to know what happens when one of our mouths gets dry?” Geto states mockingly, whispering into your ear. Almost as if it’s a secret him and Gojo are dangling over your head. Sending shivers up your body, he removes his hovering lips from your ear, getting closer to Gojo’s face as they both lean in slightly. Both of their faces only inches apart, in front of your own.

Placing the blunt on his soft lips, Geto takes a long drag, slight cackling heard, the inhaling sound erupts as he keeps the smoke encased in his mouth. Gojo only grins, pink lips opening. Placing his large hand on the back of the cleanly shaven undercut of the white-haired man, Geto slowly exhales into Gojo’s mouth, cloudy smoke connecting the two.

Starstruck, watching this unfold eyes-half lidded, unaware of what’s to happen. Within a split second after Gojo inhales this smoke in, both men smash their lips into one another. Eyes fluttering closed.

Geto, moving his head right promoted Gojo to do the same. Even though under the influence, the men skillfully navigated each others mouths. Tongue traveling up and down one another as smoke escaped their joined lips. Squelches of saliva was heard as the lewd display showed men hungrily attacking one another mouths just mere inches away from your own face. Only separating to suck on one another’s tongue and going back in for more. Light pants and noises of approval sang in ears.

Separating after a solid minute. Both the men sharing a snicker, eyes still deeply looking in one another through droopy eyelids.

“Mouth dry, Satoru?”

“Nopeeeeee.”

“But you know who’s mouth, is dry?” Geto stated in a sarcastic tone, prompting both of the men to look at you.

Darting your eyes back and forth, blush heavy on your face unable to speak.

“I-I-”

“Open your mouth.” Geto stated almost like a command, your mouth opened while both men just laughed.

Squeezing both of your cheeks with his veiny fingers, Gojo titled your head up before leaning in slowly and spitting a long wad of saliva in. “Don’t swallow,” Gojo stated.

“Mhpm-” eyebrows furrowed while Geto gripped your face away from Gojo’s grasp to look directly in his gaze. “Good girl.” He flashed a toothy grin before slipping his already wet tongue in your mouth.

Hand reaching out to graze his hair, “Unh,” you gasped, while he sank his teeth on your bottom lip tugging it. Mouth agape atop of yours while sharing the same air, you both began to rapidly lap each other tongues. Hungrily, searching for any and every bit of one another while he lowly grunted in your mouth. “Mmm- ah!”

Head tilting, his large hand caressing everywhere and anywhere he can get, while your tongues snaked around one another. So warm, so hot. He tasted like the smoke, Satoru, and mint. Teeth clashing, lips glued to one another, a passion that can be smelled from miles away.

Within minutes, Gojo’s long fingers harshly gripped your chin pulling you away from Geto’s face. Panting, lips coated in a glossy sheen. “My turn,” he stated before diving his tongue headfirst in your own mouth. This kiss was messier for sure. Gojo wasted no time in becoming familiar with your mouth. Hand cradling the nap of your neck, the white-haired man angled your head in a position to forcibly suck at your tongue.

His whole mouth engulfed your tongue, sucking and licking the muscle as muffled moans and concentrated faces only focused on the bliss of the wet kiss.

“Tsk, tsk, tsk, don’t be so selfish Satoru,” the other stated while purring his name. Soon enough, he was merely inches away from both your faces as you and Gojo separated only for the purpose of air. A bead of saliva connecting you both.

Almost like a bluetooth connection, all three of you, inches away from one another knew that just making out with one person wasn’t enough.

Maybe sharing a blunt and some saliva with these “besties” wasn’t the worst idea.

#jjk fanfic #jjk smut #gojo x reader x geto #geto x reader x gojo #geto x y/n #geto x reader #geto x you #geto x gojo #jjk x you #jjk x reader #jjk x y/n #gojo smut #gojo x reader #gojo x you #gojo x y/n #gojo x geto #geto suguru smut #gojo satoru smut #geto smut #geto scenarios #gojo scenario #getou suguru x reader #gojou satoru x reader #satosugo x reader #satosugu #I want them both so bad you don’t get it

[footballerimaginess]

Instagram Files | Birthday

It’s my birthday, so a present from me to you. A huge instagram files that has taken me many hours to create. So I really hope you enjoy it. Feedback is very welcome. I really hope you enjoyed this because these are so much fun to make. 

liked by: reecejames, benchilwell, rlc and 89,093 others  yourinstagram: Happy birthday to me and today is the first day of seeing my published book. I have worked on this for 2 years and I am just so proud of this achievement and I cannot wait for everyone to read this romance book. As working as a physio at chelsea, I am equally as proud that I have managed to achieve this.  view 231 other comments  masonmount: I am so proud of you my bestie  reecejames: Seeing you on the bus travelling to games, this has been an amazing achievement for you. I am so proud of you  chelsea: Well done y/n! This is amazing 

lked by: judebellingham, jobebellingham and 7,981 others  yourinstagram: Birthday vibes 🫶  view 78 other comments  judefanpage: happy birthday 🫶  judebellingham: obsessed with you ❤️ fanpage: are you dating jude? please say you’re not 

liked by: jackgrealish and 65,981 others  yourinstagram: No better place to be on my birthday celebrating with jackgrealish  view 76 other comments  jackgrealish: love you 🫶 kieragrealish: I’m jellll 😢

liked by: declanrice, johnstonesofficial and 65,981 others  yourinstagram: Happy birthday to me ❤️ view 35 other comments  declanrice: love you 🫶 masonmount: have the best day ever!! 

liked by: andyrobertson94, liverpoolfc and 882,911 others  trentarnold66: birthday snow day with you yourinstagram view 4,981 other comments  andyrobertson94: happy birthday!  yourinstagram: you use this photo, god use a nice one next time! 

liked by: paulodybala and 80,012 others  rodrigodepaul: Dinner party for the birthday girl yourinstagram  view 50 other comments  paulodybala: happy birthday  yourinstagram: the best night, thank you 

liked by: kayleerm, milly_adams, ben_white6 and 87,031 others  yourinstagram: The best weekend ever, my best friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I had the best time and you bet I’ll be posting even more photos. Thank you aaronramsdale for the best day ❤️ view 67 other comments aaronramsdale: ❤️❤️❤️  kayleerm: just like our old Bournemouth days  milly_adams: the best night with you angel  bethannewell: love you baby girl 

liked by: johnstonesofficial, nathanake and 104,012 others  rubendias: Happy birthday to my girly yourinstagram and welcome to the family to this one who we haven’t named yet  view 209 other comments  johnstonesofficial: name it John  ↪️yourinstagram: nopeeeeee  sara_botello: i’m coming to visit him and squeeze him  ↪️yourinstagram: yes come and visit me 

liked by: kepa, bellesilva and 87,121 others  yourinstagram: Birthday’s are better in the sun when I am with my favourite baby 👶 view 78 other comments  kepa: and what about me? 😧 bellesilva: Happy birthday beautiful girly 💙

liked by: kevintrapp, yourinstagram and 890,976 others  leon_goretzka: Happy birthday to this one, mad how we met 5 years ago on your birthday. Love you so much yourinstagram 🫶 view 780 other comments  yourinstagram: Thank you baby, what an insane 5 years it has been  goretzkafans: She is insane 🫶

liked by: madders, fernmaguire and 13,354 others  yourinstagram: days with you ❤️ view 121 other comments  madders: ❤️❤️ sasha_rebecca: excuse me what is this ma’am?

liked by: pablogavi, memphisdepay and 712,131 others  pedri: Before anyone says, no we aren’t married this was at yourinstagram best friend’s wedding, but I love this photo! Happy birthday angel  view 7801 other comments  pablogavi: Happy birthday 🫶

liked by: yourinstagram, timowerner and 981,013 others  kaihavertz29: 😍  view 891 other comments  yourinstagram: love you 😍  timowerner: the cutest 

liked by: benchilwell, rlc, reecejames and 762,011 others  masonmount: happy birthday to you and bump, time is going so fast yourinstagram 🫶 👶 view 7,981 other comments  yourinstagram: aww thank you baby 🫶  benchilwell: happy birthday y/n! 

liked by: mattdoherty, spotlas and 87,981 others  ericdier15: birthday with you and our baby yourinstagram view 67 other comments  spotlas: happy birthday yourinstagram  yourinstagram: thank youuuu mattdoherty: happy birthday, miss you all come back please 

liked by: rodrigodepaul, yourinstagram and 981,011 others  oblakjan: nights like this, drink, pizza and my fave girl yourinstagram  view 98 other comments  marcosllorente: so cute  atleticodemadrid: Happy birthday y/n rodrigodepaul: have the best time ❤️

liked by: marcusrashford, morgangibbswhite and 98,140 others  yourinstagram: Someone got a car for their birthday and I finally pased my test, sorry to fellow road users oops 👀 view 61 other comments  jesselingard: happy birthday baby 🔥 

liked by: neymarjr, k.mbappe and 56,091 others  yourinstagram: Happy birthday to me ❤️ view 50 other comments  fanpage: ahh how are you so beautifulll  achrafhakimi: beautiful 

liked by: marcusrashford, neymarjr and 890,124 others  sanchooo10: Happy birthday to this one, the best girl after a shit few months. I know she is the one I’ll call my wife  view 670 other comments  victorlindelof: so happy for you bro! marcusrashford: so good to see you happy again bro  yourinstagram: always by your side, forever!! 

liked by: jackgrealish, meganpickford and 87,981 others  yourinstagram: girls trip celebrating my burthday, football is a funny game when you are dating a player. But meeting these girlies is something i’ll remember forever. Besties for ever 🫶 view 780 other comments  meganpickford: Don’t make me cry, i love you so much bby  fernmaguire: obsessed with you and i love you so much  sasha_rebecca: cuties 

liked by: neymarjr, carolcabrino and 5,1774,340 others  k.mbappe: Paris nights with the birthday girl yourinstagram  view 502 other comments  yourinstagram: thank you baby 🫶 neymarjr: happy birthday y/n!! 

liked by: k.mbappe, richarlison and 870,134 others  neymarjr: happy birthday to you  view 45,012 other comments  neymarfans: who is she ney??  yourinstagram: ✌️ njrfans: i know who she is!!!! 

liked by: yourinstagram, leon_goretzka and 643,041 others  kevintrapp: This is where we spent my wife’s birthday weekend yourinstagram 💍  view 87 other comments  yourinstagram: wife hmm, okay 👀💍

liked by: rlc, benchilwell and 12,941 others  yourinstagram: Happy birthday to me and welcome to the newest arrival of the Loftus Cheek household, this is Pecan ❤️  view 25 other comments  rlc: We love pecan ❤️ benchilwell: I am coming round right now 

liked by: yourinstagram, harrykane and 87,943 others  hm_son7: Happy birthday yourinstagram 💙 view 17,943 other comments  hmsonny: HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND  sonnyfans: what is actually happening?  sonnyspursfans: I’m so jealous of her 

liked by: masonmount, yourinstagram and 812,013 others  reecejames: happy birthday baby ❤️ view 672 other comments  yourinstagram: loving you ❤️  reecejamesfans: nah she is fucking unreal 😍 

liked by: sasha_rebecca, stonesofficial and 78,011 others  yourinstagram: Birthday flowers from my secret admirer  view 56 other comments  sasha_rebecca: omg what  britneydevilliers: huh? am I missing something here  rubendias: 👀

liked by: katekanex, lloris_marine, hojbjerg23 and 12,921 others  yourinstagram: Spurs win and my love hojbjerg23 scored, what a great day 💙 view 23 other comments  katekanex: Happy birthday darling 💙 hojbjerg23: Happy birthday my love 💙💙💙

liked by: sergiroberto, sergioregui and 4,455,918 others  pablogavi: birthday date at the theme park with yourinstagram  view 27,980 other comments  pedri: no invite huh? 😢 yourinstagram: the best day ever 

liked by: fred, harrykane and 891,013 others  chriseriksen8: Happy birthday to my wife and mother of my kids, also how talented she is. 🫶 yourinstagram  view 871 other comments  yourinstagram: thank you so much, shocked you even remembered how to log into instagram lol  fred: happy birthday y/n 🫶 

liked by: sanchoooo10 and 1,918,012 others  yourinstagram: the sunset is dreamy this evening marcusrashford  view 761 other comments  marcusrashford: the best 

liked by: esr, aaronramsdale and 98,012 others  ben_white6: 😍  view 78 other comments  yourinstagram: love you  esr: cuties  aaronramsdale: urgh, get a room! 

liked by: reecejames, dele and 87,912 others  benchilwell: meet yourinstagram, happy birthday angel  view 345 other comments  masonmount: good luck with the comments bro ✌️ rlc: yes chilly boy  yourinstagram: hi, its me ✌️ chillyfans: That should be, not her fuck off 

liked by: tammyabraham, leahmonroe_ and 98,761 others  fikayotomori: when she makes you take a photo after I’ve spent hours blowing up that balloon, you know shes worth it. Happy birthday baby yourinstagram  view 789 other comments  tammyabraham: bro, don’t admit that lol  leahmonroe_: happy birthday queen  yourinstagram: lol sorry Fiks ✌️ but thanks for the effort x 

liked by: rubendias, taylorwardx and 77,012 others  johnstonesofficial: Birthday nights with you at the beach ❤️  view 71 other comments  rubendias: Happy birthday, dunno how you even put up with him  yourinstagram: love youuu ❤️

liked by: lucasmoura7, larisaad and 891,913 others  richarilson: birthday girl 💍  view 7891 other comments  richyfans: A RING??? lucasmoura7: congratulations bro! 

liked by: ben_white6, aaronramsdale and 781,012 others  raheemsterling: 😍  view 87 other comments  jackgrealish: so cute  ben_white6: Adorable! 

liked by: yourinstagram, brunofernandes and 910,012 others  joaofelix: Happy birthday baby yourinstagram 💙  view 987 other comments  yourinstagram: thank you Joaooo 🫶

liked by: kalvinphillips, rubendias, nathanake and 891,013 others  erling.haaland: happy birthday 🔥  view 1,981 other comments  haalandfans: okay Erl?  rubendias: 🔥🔥🔥 

liked by: fernmaguire, juliavigas and 35,012 others  yourinstagram: Day drinking is dangerous, especially when I’m with my besties view 76 other comments  sasha_rebecca: the best  britneydevilliers: the best day with you angel ❤️  Taglist: @footballffbarbiex @percervall @football-and-fanfics @footballxixstars​ @mrseriksen @odegaardsreds​ @simpingmyassoff​ @0alanasworld0​

#hayleysinstagramfiles #instagram files #instagram au #football instagram files #football instagram file #football x reader #football one shots #football imagines #football imagine #football one shot #futbol imagine #futbol imagines #pablo gavi imagine #mason mount imagine #ben chilwell imagine #football x writing

[lennysfridge]

frank request : he is obviously very shy and not outgoing so i think he’d be with an outgoing girl who parties a lot and parties haerd : a blurb mayb?

“do you wanna come out tonight.” You ask your boyfriend crawling on his chest, his hands go to your hip

“i don’t know, maybe just want to stay in with you.” you pout

“please it will only be for an hour then we can head home.” he sighs

“ok, are you gonna be drinking baby?”

“probably not.”

an hour into the party, you are drunk and giggly, frank smiles shaking his head “not drunk huh?”

“nopeeeeee.” you giggle touching his face

“let’s go get you water and go home.”

“home, with you.” you point to his chest

“yes baby home with me.”

#soft frank asks #frank nazar

[tujhse-raabta]

RO

I WANT MY DAD BACK

GIMME DADIFER :((((

NOPEEEEEE HES GONEEEEE

(until Minnie finds him)

[seattlesellie]

Have you ever done a smau??

nopeeeeee :) probs never will my ideas aren’t usually fit for smau form… i like doing texts though !!

#𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃 anon 🎀

[transingthoseformers]

MagTarn brewing wooohoo! Kup can see the writing on the wall too. He just isn't thrilled.

I feel like Megatron kinda got territorial over OP duing the incident and vise versa.

The bitties escape plan was operation parent trap to get carier and sire back together. While it failed they managed to fluster their babysitters enough that the wee menaces went home with oposit sitters. They are looking so pleased with themselves. They are magnetized to their sires and are atempting to exhort and extort them into living together with their siblings.

Nopeeeeee he is not thrilled

I can see why Meggsie i can see why

Awww yes that this was a Parent Trap style plan, tinies aww yes. They learned from the worst best of both factions how to best use the puppydog optics to get what they want, and what they want is to live together.

Even if it means clinging to their respective sires' legs and arms while repeating the word "please" too many times

#maccadam #transformers #megop #Megatron #Optimus prime #kup #tarnmags #ocs #tinies #Shockwave accidentally (or not) brings peace au