#but just know. i made a Two Bros Chillin In A Hot Tub meme with them

[multi-lefaiye]

alright gamers it’s time for spotters’ quest memory lane tour!

for those who don’t know, spotters’ quest is a webcomic i tried to do when i was 15 that made it. actually longer than i thought it would. 8 pages in and then i said “this sucks” and tried to write it as a novel instead. that made it about three or so chapters, so wahoo!

anyway <3 the basic premise was that it was about a group of seven characters convicted of various crimes who are given a chance at redemption if they can recover a rare artifact that isn’t even confirmed to exist! problem: it’s located in what is essentially hell, and it’s full of what are essentially demons inspired by the seven deadly sins, each of whom has weirdly personal beef with each character.

also they’re all animals b/c back then i wasn’t confident in my ability to draw humans.

anyway, i won’t share any comic pages b/c that’d be a lot. i will share some of the random misc. art i did though!

also i’m tagging @wherearetheplants​ and @rosesandartss​ and @albatris​ if y’all are ok with that <3 you showed some interest so. welcome to the pit.

full disclosure, most of this art is from 2016-2017! and all of this was drawn with my laptop touchpad in either mspaint or firealpaca!

[Image Description: A headshot drawing of a black-furred animal character with a skull for a face similar to a rat’s. They are wearing a Santa hat and a speech bubble next to them reads: “I do not understand.” End ID.]

Christmas 2016! A holiday piece that only I thought was funny, featuring the main antagonist of the story: Death themself! My favorite joke to make about Spotters’ Quest was just the concept that like... yes, Death is the main antagonist. But also they’re essentially just a weird parent who’s out of touch with their kids and desperately trying to be hip despite not understanding anything about pop culture.

[Image Description: A fullbody drawing of an animal character similar to a lioness, though they’re fluffier and covered in stripes that gradient from dark to light. Their tail is jet black and hairless, ending with a snake-like head full of teeth. End ID.]

May 2017! A design for one of the minor antagonists, the demon Gluttony! Fun fact, Gluttony was one of my first genderqueer characters. The concept for Gluttony was that they were constantly starving and they latched onto Sere, for reasons I don’t fully remember. But their tail mouth had acidic saliva <3

[Image Description: A two-panel comic drawn in MSPaint, depicting a cat character, wearing a collar, and a fox character, wearing a collared shirt. In the first panel, the cat sits on her haunches and holds up a paw while the fox looks at her incredulously. In the second panel, only the cat is visible as she holds up her paw and smiles. The dialogue is as follows:

Panel 1:

Cat: “Like, you know, nyah.”

Fox: “What?”

Panel 2:

Cat: “Nyah.”

Fox: “Stop.”

End ID.]

October 2016! A little comic of Tas and one of the guardian spirits in the tunnels, a kitty cat named Fortune! Not sure why I drew these two together specifically when they didn’t interact that much in the story, but I thought it was funny at the time.

[Image Description: A drawing of a blue snake character with a lighter underbelly lifting her head and looking towards the viewer as her mouth hangs open, releasing a cloud of swirling blue gas. The drawing is shaded very darkly. End ID.]

July 2017! A concept drawing for the demon Sloth, represented as a massive serpent who breathed a noxious gas that would suffocate any who breathed it in for too long. She latched onto Ketter, if I remember right, but I don’t really remember my justification for that.

[Image Description: A drawing of a brown fox character wearing a collar decorated with cracked red stones. She has a sneer on her face as she glances offscreen. There is a shadow beneath her, with no background. A speech bubble next to her reads: “How dare you say I play favorites. I hate all my children equally.” End ID.]

May 2017! This was a concept doodle/shitpost for Tas’s mother Urica! I was working through some things at this point that I don’t really want to talk about, but just know Urica was NASTY.

[Image Description: A drawing of five animal characters ready for Halloween. In the back is a large, black-furred animal with a skull for a face similar to a rat’s, holding a pumpkin full of candy. Next to them are four much smaller cats: A pale grey cat wearing a lion costume, a white cat in a sushi costume, a black cat in a pop-tart costume, and a darker grey cat in a witch costume. There is a shadow beneath them, though there is no background. Brown text on the image reads: “Happy Halloween!” End ID.]

Halloween of 2016! A little drawing I did of Death and the guardian spirits all ready to go trick-or-treating! :> From left to right: Fate (dressed as a lion), Truth (dressed as a sushi), Fortune (,,,, nyan cat), and Chance (dressed as a witch). Once again the lack of a size chart for these characters meant I was going off of vibes--Death is fucking massive and the guardian spirits are all the size of regular cats.

[Image Description: A headshot drawing of a brown fox character in a collared shirt, facing left with his eyes closed and his mouth wide open. He is shouting, indicated by the golden speech bubble next to him, which reads: “I’m Gay!” End ID.]

July 2017! A shitpost of Tas that’s a reference to something I don’t even remember that well. Also playing around with the style of speech bubble I ended up doing for this comic, which in hindsight was kind of a nightmare for me. Color coding and hand-writing text with a touchpad....

[Image Description: A red sketch made in MSPaint depicting two fox characters with their faces pressed together. The fox on the left has large ears and scars over his left eye and his muzzle, while the fox on the right has smaller ears and a scar on her muzzle. Both foxes are smiling, and there is a small heart above them. Red text on the image reads: “I want it all, no, nothing less.” End ID.]

July 2016! A sketch of Shiro (left) and Ketter (right) that I never finished, because I used to really ship those two! They were cute and soft and pure and I just loved the concept so much. Still do tbh- Shiro can have a big fluffy gf who loves him. As a treat.

[Image Description: A Valentine’s day card featuring a brown fox character with large ears and green eyes. He is smiling nervously towards the viewer, outlined in gold. There is white text on the card indicating where to write the name of the giver and receiver of the card, and orange text below the character reads: “I’ll be brave for you, Valentine!” The background is pink and there is a darker heart behind the character. End ID.]

And to round this all off. I don’t remember when this was drawn (I wanna say Valentine’s day 2017), but I made a bunch of cute little valentine’s day cards of the Spotters’ Quest cast. Here’s Tas <3 Sweet lil man. Also yes as u can see the size of his ears changed very often when I drew him.

Anyway thanks for coming on this journey! I’m really thinking about Spotters’ Quest now holy shit-

#Multi's Artwork #i really wanna revamp this now goddammit #i miss these characters #a bunch of them have been recycled and put in new projects #but. hmbbbb #we'll see where this goes ig #scopophobia cw #just in case? mainly for the sloth drawing #also #romance cw #romance mention cw #did not include the drawing of humanized mihael and sere b/c i wanted to focus on the animals #but just know. i made a Two Bros Chillin In A Hot Tub meme with them #also don't @ me giving animals emo hair is top tier character design

[hard-to-be-the-bard]

heyy your blog is adorable, i love your jaskier fics! could you do one where the reader is from another reality and into meme culture and makes jokes all the time :)) and he has no idea whats going on nor does geralt xx

Oh yesssss

- You had somehow made your way into the witcher universe a few weeks back

- Conviniently falling straight out of portal into Geralt and Jaskier

- Now being pretty cool, you knew about the witcher world, having played the videogames, and watched the newer netlfix series

- So you were able to concince Geralt you'd be useful and he let you follow him around

- Jaskier took a liking to you, asking you questions about your world

-After all how often does this happen

- He was gonna make it into a song just you wait

- Now one thing never of them understood was your humour

- Or as you called it 'meme culture'

- It started one day as Geralt had informed you you'd need to be able to hold some sort of weapon if needed and you'd laughed and pointed at him

- "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you"

- Obviously you hadn't because with one clean sweep you were on the ground with Geralt looking down at you

- "Hmm"

- "You dare attack me? I'm warning you" You muttered as you stood up and brushed yourself off

- The next time it had been when you were walking through the forest, and some sort of animal ran past nearly tripping you over

- "Ahhhh get yo fucking dog bitch" You screeched and Jaskier stopped to turn around to look at you, confusion written all over his face

- "W-what?" He asked, and you looked at him

-"No off topic questions" You'd responded, and he stuttered

- "But why?"

- "Because I don't want too, that's an off topic question" You replied and he began to speak

- "You have been stopped" You said and carried on as if nothing happened

- The next time was when Geralt had watched you fall of Roach while trying to climb while thinking Geralt wasnt watching

- "I should of left you at that portal where you fell" He said, standing over you, and you looked up at him

- "But cha didn't" You say and Geralt walks away leaving you on the ground

- It happened again when you were taking a bath and Jaskier was helping, he'd decided to hop in with you and he looked up at you when he heard you sing

- "Two bros chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause theyre not gay"

- "You confuse me" He laughs and you shrug

- "I know"

- Another time it happened was when you had met Yennefer and you were in the tavern in the morning

- "I eat cheerios because they're heart healthy, and my heart has been severly damaged- so john if you're out there" You said making Jaskier ask who John was and gaining a weird look from Yennefer and Geralt telling her to get used to it

-It happened all the time

- Tripped over a root in the woods?

- "I'm walking here" You say in a bad new york accent

- Geralt said fuck?

- "Watch yo profanity"

- When Jaskier asked you if you knew any songs

- You'd picked up his lute

- "Hey how ya doing well im doin just fine i lied im dying inside"

- That caused a worried Jaskier and you had to assure him it was a joke

- When Yennefer was talking about casting a spell

- "You magic? Charles, it says talent show"

- No one knows what you're talking about half the time

- Jaskier still thinks you're amazing though

- Even if he doesn't understand any of your humour

- Geralt? Well he has to deal with two idiots

#jaskier x reader #jaskier x s/o #jaskier headcanon #Jaskier x you #Jaskier imagines #the witcher headcanons #The witcher #Geralt #Yennefer #Memes #Meme culture #Comedy

[harrowdubois]

okay, i said if there was interest i would think about making a post listing all the references i squeezed into the locked tomb fic i spent the last month or so writing, and now i’ve realised i don’t care if there’s interest because i want to be self-indulgent SO

under the cut is a (somewhat spoilery) chronological list of all the memes, vines, and cribbed tumblr posts, as well as homages to various books, tv shows, song lyrics, etc. that made their way into blessed with a wilder mind! 

(cw for suicide mention)

this is of course a reference to the legendary bodybuilding forum thread where they did, actually, argue over how many days there are in a week (cw for ableist slurs in the thread)

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buzzfeed unsolved meme. i am dirt and i love to eat dirt

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this is so well-known it’s almost not worth listing it but oh my god they were roommates

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in itself, this isn’t a reference to anything in particular, but if you didn’t do this on your first read then i’d recommend taking another look at this scene and thinking about the specific wuthering heights/frankenstein/rebecca excerpts discussed by harrow and mercymorn but in relation to canon!harrow’s trauma/relationship with the body in htn :~) 

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also not really a reference to anything in particular but when i looked back over the fic for this post it struck me that the ‘sex panther’ phrasing was probably at least partially unconsciously inspired by the shoebox project (professor mcgonagall’s oiled man panther was a formative moment for me, truly)

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cw gross/unsanitary: it’s the tinder poop window incident. i mentioned this in the end notes of the fic as being what i had in mind for that scene but if it’s too gross for you (UNDERSTANDABLY) then feel free to Death Of The Author me to your heart’s content!

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i listened to a lot of orville peck while writing this

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 very very very loosely inspired by this clickhole article

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respectively: fourth of july by sufjan stevens / wuthering heights by emily bronte

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TWO BROS, CHILLIN IN A HOT TUB, FIVE FEET APART BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT GAY

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there was absolutely no need to stretch this across three paragraphs, and yet

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iconic

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i already linked to this one in the end notes of the fic itself, but it’s good, so here it is again

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 i can’t find the actual original post but it’s this fucking horrible thing 

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the last line is a reference to the secret history by donna tartt:

“Could it be because it reminds us that we are alive, of our mortality, of our individual souls- which, after all, we are too afraid to surrender but yet make us feel more miserable than any other thing? But isn't it also pain that often makes us most aware of self? It is a terrible thing to learn as a child that one is a being separate from the world, that no one and no thing hurts along with one's burned tongues and skinned knees, that one's aches and pains are all one’s own. Even more terrible, as we grow old, to learn that no person, no matter how beloved, can ever truly understand us. Our own selves make us most unhappy, and that's why we're so anxious to lose them, don't you think?”

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a lyrical double whammy!

from ‘last words of a shooting star’ by mitski: “they’ll never know how i’d stared at the dark in that room with no thoughts like a blood-sniffing shark”

from ‘a better son/daughter’ by rilo kiley: “sometimes in the morning i am petrified but can’t move/awake but cannot open my eyes” 

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shout-out to maybe my single favourite video game moment, the encounter with the sky cat in night in the woods: “There is a hole at the center of everything, and it is always growing. Between the stars I am seeing it. It is coming, and you are not escaping, and the universe is forgetting you, and the universe is being forgotten, and there is nothing to remember it, not even the things beyond. And now there is only the hole... You are atoms, and your atoms are not caring if you are existing. Your atoms are monstrous existence.”

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“Nothing is ever fulfilled, not until the very end.” - rust cohle, true detective s1, this reference is VERY tonally dissonant because in context it’s actually grim as all hell but w/e w/e i couldn’t resist the shout-out

also harrow quotes from the goldfinch again here! i had the reference included before i read this post and realised tamsyn muir also quotes from the secret history in htn. terrible synergy 

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they are in fact all real. you’re welcome

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this one’s doing a lot of work lmao. it’s paying homage to this quote by tamsyn muir talking about the draco-in-leather-pants trope in relation to ianthe by loosely referencing drop dead gorgeous, the best drarry fic ever written, in which harry is part veela

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“It's a very Greek idea, and a very profound one. Beauty is terror. Whatever we call beautiful, we quiver before it. And what could be more terrifying and beautiful, to souls like the Greeks or our own, than to lose control completely? To throw off the chains of being for an instant, to shatter the accident of our mortal selves? Euripides speaks of the Maenads: head thrown I back, throat to the stars, "more like deer than human being." To be absolutely free! One is quite capable, of course, of working out these destructive passions in more vulgar and less efficient ways. But how glorious to release them in a single burst! To sing, to scream, to dance barefoot in the woods in the dead of night, with no more awareness of mortality than an animal! These are powerful mysteries. The bellowing of bulls. Springs of honey bubbling from the ground. If we are strong enough in our souls we can rip away the veil and look that naked, terrible beauty right in the face; let God consume us, devour us, unstring our bones. Then spit us out reborn.” - that’s right it’s another reference to the secret history, with a little bit of mary oliver (tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?) sprinkled on top for flavour

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a small one, but it’s the goldfinch again: “And I feel I have something very urgent and serious to say to you, my non-existent reader, and I feel I should say it as urgently as if I were standing in the room with you...”

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my FUCKING cinnamon apple

 what if i... put my minecraft bed.... next to yours... aha ha just kidding.... unless?

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[cw: suicide discussion in these next two]

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robyn can have little a rust cohle quote, as a treat.

1. “I'd consider myself a realist, all right? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist... I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law... We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody's nobody... I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction; one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.”

2. “This... This is what I'm talking about. This is what I mean when I'm talkin' about time, and death, and futility. All right, there are broader ideas at work, mainly what is owed between us as a society for our mutual illusions. Fourteen straight hours of staring at DBs, these are the things you think of. You ever done that? You look in their eyes, even in a picture, doesn't matter if they're dead or alive, you can still read 'em. You know what you see? They welcomed it... Not at first, but... right there in the last instant. It's an unmistakable relief. See, cause they were afraid, and now they saw for the very first time how easy it was to just... let go. Yeah, they saw, in that last nanosecond, they saw... what they were. You, yourself, this whole big drama, it was never more than a jerry-rig of presumption and dumb will, and you could just let go. To finally know that you didn't have to hold on so tight. To realize that all your life - you know, all your love, all your hate, all your memories, all your pain - it was all the same thing. It was all the same dream, a dream that you had inside a locked room, a dream about being a person.”

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ahaaa this one’s particularly rough. evil monkey no one alive dot jpg

“Later, that dozy embrace solidified in his memory as the single moment of artless, charmed happiness in their separate and difficult lives. Nothing marred it, even the knowledge that Ennis would not then embrace him face to face because he did not want to see or feel that it was Jack he held. And maybe, he thought, they’d never got much farther than that. Let be, let be.” - annie proulx, brokeback mountain

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a TRIPLE lyrical whammy!

- harrow’s words to gideon in the dream are a bit of a vague reference to the song ‘adventures in solitude’ by the new pornographers (”we thought we lost you/welcome back”) - gideon’s words to harrow are a reference to the song ‘blush’ by wolf alice (”you’ve got two hands to take all you can/but don’t take too long”) - what harrow texts to gideon is a line from ‘about today’ by the national, aka the most devastating song ever written (”hey, are you awake?/yeah i’m right here”...)

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i CANNOT find a clip of it but harrow’s repetition of “life is short... it’s short” was me paraphrasing from memory a line from pride (2014), because i am the worst

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spooky scary skeletons! 

“jail for gideon” is obviously a reference to the “jail for mother” tweet that tm also referenced in htn. so, not original in the slightest, but it’s a great tweet

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one of my favourite tumblr posts

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because naberius tern absolutely would watch rick and morty. he would. i know it in my heart. 

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and that’s it, i think. hope you enjoyed this horrid little post and my horrid little fic!

#the locked tomb #books #robyn posts

[likeamattoutofhell-archive]

LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL, I’LL BE GONE WHEN THE MORNING COMES...

Matty Kincaid, confidential-style. AKA a proper detailed character bio.

START ME UP NAME, USUALLY: Matty NAME, ON THE PAPERWORK: Matthew Carter Kincaid NAME, WHEN HE’S LYING: Matty Kerrigan, Mark, other things starting with M and K

BORN: 8 December, 1954 IN: Bremerhaven, (then West) Germany TO: Carter Kincaid and Patricia Kincaid (formerly O’Brien)

DIED: 8 December, 1987 IN: New York City, U.S.A. OFFICIAL CAUSE OF DEATH: Unknown - missing, presumed dead given quantity of blood at the scene. Foul play suspected. Legally declared dead in absentia in 1990.

TO LOOK AT YOU FACE: Luke Arnold HEIGHT: 5’7”, plus hair BUILD: On the slighter side - doesn’t look especially well, these days. Stringy. EYES: Blue HAIR: Dark brown, curly. Face kept clean-shaven, generally. Blood in your beard is a bad fuckin’ time. DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Definitely his hair, which, to this day, is maintained in a full-on, past-the-shoulders-length shag. His smile’s pretty spectacular - rock-star grade, right - but especially memorable if you see him fangs-out; he’s recently aged into a second set of fangs (first bicuspids, top and bottom, in addition to canines). Double the piercing damage. Roll for initiative. PIERCINGS: One per ear, on the lobes. Did it himself in high school, in the bathroom at home, because that seemed more likely to upset his parents. Hasn’t worn anything in them for a while, though. INK: A few pieces of mostly spontaneous flash, and a couple other things. Most were for the experience - usually shared with bandmates - more than any kind of planned artistic endeavor.

SCHOOL’S OUT EDUCATION: Attended multiple public schools in West Germany, Texas, Georgia, Colorado, and Florida. Almost completed two semesters at UCLA. Almost. Dropped out to take the band on the road. Did play the MC in the university’s production of Cabaret, though, before he left. Nailed it. Rave reviews. Counts for something, right?

STUFF, THINGS

English might be his first language, but German is a very, very close second. He picked up a few bits of small talk in other languages along the way, but never wound up fluent or thoroughly conversational in anything. Just a couple nice phrases for the fans, right.

Matty had to teach himself to play piano, or at least to play music on piano, by ear; he only learned the more technical aspects of the instrument later, but can transpose pretty freely.

He figured out enough about tailoring to do little adjustments to his own clothes, as a kid fighting for ways to look like himself. Sure, he can’t do anything too fancy, but Matty knows how to make something off the thrift shop rack look sharp. For a given, very eighties-attuned idea of sharp. 

SUPERNATURAL STUFF, THINGS

When it comes to supernatural knowledge, Matty knows a bit about a few things. But his awareness is generally broader than it is deep, and packed with misconceptions - mostly based on bad experience and his general terror of supernatural nonsense. He genuinely buys into the worst beliefs about vampires, for instance, which is part of why he has such a heckin’ hard time functioning.

He’s obviously most familiar with vampires, including some subspecies; not all, by a long shot. After that, his useful and accurate knowledge slides sharply, from most to least: hunters, zombies, werewolves, spellcasters, ghosts, mediums, the most common fae (like spriggans, or nymphs). Informed by whoever he’s snitching for, he tends to know the key points - giveaways, major strengths, vital weaknesses. But, of course, this is all filtered through instructions from hunters, so. Super skewed. 

As playable species go, he’s heard of (but knows nothing real about, and doesn’t necessarily believe in) banshees, empaths, and aura readers. Sounds fake, you know? 

He’s got no idea bugbears, mara, the rarer fae types, furies, or pretty much any non-werewolf shapeshifters even exist. Matty also doesn’t know that, uh, phoenixes are people too. Which is why the ash problem isn’t really a problem. Yet.

WHO ARE YOU (WHO, WHO) STARS: Sagittarius BEST: Passionate, creative, charming, affectionate WORST: Defensive, conflicted, fearful, self-loathing

NEED YOU TONIGHT WHAT’S HE INTO, ANYWAY: TLDR version, you took a perfectly good pan and gave him homoerotic anxiety. “You” being a prejudiced time, a rigid home with rigid ideas about what a boy was supposed to be and desire, and an entertainment industry that had its own expectations - some liberating, some their own kind of cage - as to what made a leading man in a wild American rock band.

Not TLDR version, Matty’s pansexual, but given the environment he grew up in, and the strange mixture of possibilities and pressures of the life he led, attraction to masculine figures has been a difficult thing for him to navigate. He’s had a lot of fun with women, publicly and privately, but his encounters with men were secretive, and limited. (Doesn’t count if it’s an orgy, right?) Matty spent most of his life feeling that his reputation, his image, was something collectively owned - if he fucked up, it would hurt the band, and that he couldn’t stand the thought of.

RELATIONSHIPS: Many, historically, anyway. Matty was the pretty boy frontman of a band that made it big, and he certainly dated like it - there were models, actresses, socialites, whatever.

YEAH, BUT NOW: Nada. Matty hasn’t had a genuine friend since he died, nevermind any kind of intimacy.

METAL HEALTH GENERALLY: An unstable combination of uneven blood supply, a great deal of substance abuse, and poorly dealt with vampirism.

PHYSICALLY: He’s dead, Jim. Pretty good, considering that. DETAILS: Before he got souped up on vampire juice, Matty was pretty terribly near-sighted, and wore glasses for it - offstage, at least. Now, of course, it’s not an issue. Kinda fucks with his painting, though. He’s not sure this is an improvement.

PSYCHOLOGICALLY: Well, still dead. Pretty not good, considering that. DETAILS: Back in the day, Matty was actually seeing a psychiatrist pretty regularly, and had been since his mid-twenties. They had plenty to talk about, but anxiety was a recurring theme. By the time of his death, these appointments were more a matter of “maintenance” than anything else; he was doing genuinely well. But, you know. Unlife… found a way.

TYPES & TROPES Addled Addict Artistic Stimulation Beautiful Singing Voice Friendly Neighborhood Vampire Horror Hunger I Hate You, Vampire Dad Metal Scream The Rock Star Sex, Drugs, and Rock n’ Roll Starving Artist Warm Blood Bags Are Everywhere

DID IT FOR THE MEMES “Um, Matty, could you read Number Twenty Three for the class?” “No, I cannot. What up, I’m Matty, I’m almost sixty-seven, and I never fuckin’ learned how to read!”

“When life gives you vampirism!”

“Adam!”

“I’m working on my coke addiction. My - my diet coke addiction. Aha.”

“So I’m sitting there, with human blood on my titties…”

“Is that a police? I’m calling the weed!”

“You’re NOT my SIRE!”

“Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay.”

“AH! Stop, I could’ve dropped my bloodbag…”

#c: bat out of hell #flashing gifs tw #epilepsy tw

[sunflowershayne]

smosh dynamics (pt. 3)

Olivia & Courtney: like, literal best friends. everyone mistakes them for girlfriends but they’re just like, That Close. call each other pet names and consider each other their platonic soulmate. “i dare you to kiss olivia” “i already do that it’s not really a dare”. their s/o’s know that they will never have the relationship that olivia & courtney have, and that’s okay

Ian & Lasercorn: two bros chillin’ in a hot tub, no feet apart, but they’re not gay. like to joke about being more than friends but really they’re just best bros. two dads of very different caliber. they plan for their kids to hang out under the guise of it being friend-building for the kids, but really it’s so that they can hang out together without the kids around

Shayne & Damien: quite possibly two people made from the same mind. probably could run a fraternity together and singlehandedly change the Greek system entirely. they link arms while they sip their “respect women” juice. have equally horrible and generally catastrophic ideas, and usually execute them together. never face consequences for their hubris. their bond transcends human understanding

Mari & Keith: two people that never met before until they were at a mutual friend’s party and then accidentally started a dance battle with each other. ever since they’ve gotten close. at some point planned to start their own twerk team but it never went anywhere. text each other memes when they should both be asleep. mari is free promotion for keith’s music career

Sohinki & Joven: former rivals that eventually realized they have the same goal and allied together. have two very different forms of anger that are both equally terrifying. dynamic duo that will not hesitate bitch. if you’re alive, it’s because they’ve allowed you to live. also two very tired uncles that don’t know what the hell they’re doing usually. like two retired superheroes that just want to go get sushi together sometimes

Wes & Noah: two very young souls. have larped together but noah didn’t realize he was larping. get their hair dyed together. go on midnight candy raids, trying to find candy that they’ve never had before. have both been on a sugar high at the same time before and when they came down, there was major property damage. you have to be careful around these two. would take you to the desert and share marshmallows with you around a bonfire

Boze & @ mattraub: two people that you would never expect to be friends and yet, they just get along so well. matt tries to pretend that he doesn’t like boze, but then boze shows up and he’s all smiles. boze teases him all the time. if they teamed up together, they could give you the hottest roast of all time probably. sometimes he looks like her babysitter but it still fits. boze is given piggyback rides often, and once tried to give matt one but it didn’t end well. boze laughs really hard around him

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Truth or Dare

Thank you again for the 1000 followers~

I am a bit late but whatever at this point

This takes place in a modern AU.

Meliodas' POV

"Ok everybody, I think you wonder why I called you all here tonight"

"Yeah, I was planning to do a movie marathon with Diane tonight" King said with clear boredom in his voice.

"More like Netflix and chill with you two~" Ban teased them while making some dirty gestures with his hands.

"If you guys ended the conversation about King's sex life can I continue explaining?" Since no one was making a sound I countinued "I brought you all here tonight to play a game of Truth or Dare!"

"Really? Truth or Dare? You called all of us here for a game like that?!" Jericho screamed at me.

"First of all, calm your titts. Second of all yes, we are going to play this childish game....but with a twist" When they heard the last part all of them started to look weirdly at me."The twist is that you can avoid to tell a truth or to do a dare by doing something else"

Silence fell over the room until Elizabeth spoke "Something like what, Meliodas?"

"Thank you for asking"I winked making her blush. "You can avoid truth by taking two shots of vodka and you can avoid a dare by taking an item of clothing off of you."

After I finished explaining the twist Merlin imediately turned to face Arthur."I want you to go home now! You are too young for something like this."

"Wait what?! Merlin please let me stay here! Meliodas, can you change the rules a bit for me so that I can stay?" Arthur was making the biggest puppy eyes I've ever seen. I swear to God if this boy tries he can rule the world with his puppy eyes.

"Well...you can do ten push-ups to avoid a dare and drink milk mixed with salt or something like that to avoid the truth." After I finnished with explaining the rules for Arthur I turned to face Merlin "Are these conditions good enough for Arthur to stay?" Merlin just nodded to show that she approved of the new conditions. "Everyone please form a circle in the middle of the room so that we can go clockwise for the game."

"It feels like we are going to summon the devil" Elaine muttered.

"Why would we call my dad?"

"Speaking of your family...where are they at the moment?" Elaine asked.

"The Devi-I mean my dad is out of the town for the next three days while Zeldris is at his girlfriend's house. I hope we won't have any kind of surprises for the next nine months...and Estarossa...I seriously don't know"

"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's start the game!"Diane shouted.

"I go first since I am the one that came up with the idea. Elizabeth I dare you-" I didn't got to finnish talking before Diane interupted my.

"MELIODAS, THAT'S NOT FAIR! You have to ask if her if she wants truth or dare!"

"It's ok ,Diane, I am not bothered by this...Meliodas you can continue with your dare." Elizabeth said in a calm tone.

"As I was saying...Elizabeth I dare you to take your shirt off" When I looked at her she was red like a tomatoe making her look even more cute than usual.

"I see that you are going strong from the start~" Ban smirked while looking at the vodka...I hope he won't get drunk after just two shots.

"My-my shirt?!" Her face turned even more red if that was possible.

"Yup, your shirt or if you want you can take off another item of clothing of your choice"

"I am sorry ,Meliodas, but I will have to decline this dare" Still red in the face from embarrassmet she took off one of her socks. Smart move.

Gowther's POV

"My turn! Ban what do you chose?"

"Dare seems like the fun choice~"

"I dare you to eat Meliodas' food!" I said while posing. No one knows when someone will take a photo so I have to always look good.

"HELL NO! I want to live! I refuse the dare, I will take off my shirt or something!" Ban screamed. When I looked at Meliodas a hurt expresion could be seen on his face.

"Ban, that was rude and now I am hurt. Elizabeth, please hug the pain away" While he was doing his over dramatic role he launched right between Elizabeth's boobs.

"There, there..." Elizabeth was petting Meliodas' head.

"Hey everybody! Pay close attention to this show because I will not do it again~" And with that said Ban started to take off his shirt slowly. At the sight of his godly abs Elaine went red in the face and fainted while Jericho had a nosebleed so powerfull to the point where she passed out. Both Elaine and Jericho were out of the game.(Rest In Peace Jericho and Elaine, may the Godly Abs look over both of you in Heaven).

"I-I think I am the next person." Escanor stuttered.

Escanor's POV

"Diane, truth or dare?" I asked her.

"Truth please!" Diane giggled.

"Is it true that-that you were going to-to Netflix and Chill with King?" I stutrered again. Her face started to take become red...did I make her angry?

Diane's POV

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck I don't know. Me ads King were planning to have a movie marathon but I am not sure of it would have lead to that! But If I say no and King was planning to Netflix and Chill.....uumm..."Give me that vodka" I took the two shots of vodka as fast as I could "Elizabeth is the next one!" I yelled to get everyone's attention to her.

Elizabeth's POV

"Umm...Arthur, truth or dare?"

"I want dare, Elizabeth!" Arthur shouted. This boy really has a lot of energy.

"I dare you to...to run around the house for 30 minutes and scream as many memes and vines referances as you can." This seemed like a good dare.

"Sure thing!" Arthur bolted out the door to start his dare. "Two bros chillin in the hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay!" Was heard from outside.

•• 30 minutes timeskip••

"My throat hurts a little" Arthur mumbled.

"Oh my god I am so sorry! I shouldn't have made you do that!" I apologised to him.

"NO! It's fine! I accepted this and it was fun." He tried to resure me.

Arthur's POV

"Escanor! Truth or dare?" I shouted....I don't think I shoul have, Escanor looks kind of scared now.

"Truth..."

"Ok, I heard that you write poetry, is it true that you have some poems dedicated to Merlin?" Escanor seemed to freeze when I told him this, did I ask something wrong?

"Yes I have some poems but-but they are not for-for Merlin! Not like I hate Merlin or something she is more beautiful than the stars and shines brighter than the sun itself...I think I should probably stop talking..."

"Thank you, Escanor, for your answear." I said trying to calm him down.

Ban's POV

"Now it's my turn~" I looked around the room to decide who will be my victim. "I choose King~"

"ME!" He screamed.

"Yeah, now choose, truth or dare?~" I chuckled.

"Truth, it's far more simple and safe" King whisperd the last part but I still heard it.

"Well, King, is it true that you want to make out with Diane?~" The poor boy freezed when I told him this. Perfect.

"Did I say truth? I meant dare!" King tried to save his ass from that question.

"Sounds fake but whatever, I dare you to make out with Diane right here, right now~"

King look at me right im the eyes before shouting "Never have I ever-"

"That's not the fucking game, King!"

"King!" said Meliodas "For breaking the rules and being a chicken you need a punishment."

King's face went pale just hearing the word punishment "What do you mean by that, Meliodas?"

"Guys, can you move on faster? You make this whole situation sound like some porn video." Merlin said

"How do you know that?~" I started to laugh

"It isn't important now, but I told you this for your own good."

"This became really awkward...King you have to take four shots of vodka and your shirt off" Meliodas said trying to move on from this whole conversation.

While King was taking his shirt off Diane was cheking him out "Diane, when you stop looking at King you should take your turn at the game~.

Diane's POV

"Meliodas, truth or dare" I asked him

"I want a dare!" Meliodas chuckled

"I dare you to stand at three meters distance away from Elizabeth for the rest of the game"

Meliodas started to take off his shirt "Yeah..I will not do that" He goes and puts himself on Elizabeth's lap and places his head on her boobs "Being close to Elizabeth feels nice"

King's POV

"I guess it's my turn now..Merlin, truth or dare?" The room has been spinning a little since I took those four shots of vodka.

"I might as well choose dare, but be careful about what you put me to do." Merlin sighed.

"Sure *hic* thing. I dare you to buy me my *hic* favourite pizza"

"Sounds easy enough, I will do it" She took out her phone to order the pizza.

"While the pizza is *hic* coming I will go to the bathroom cause I don't feel so good *hic*"

I somehow managed to get to the bathroom when I heard Ban screaming "Don't turn into dust in there buddy!~"

"FUCK *hic* YOU BAN!!" I screamed at him making him laugh. I shouldn't have watched Infinity War with him.

••• 3 hours later•••

Zeldris' POV

I was coming home from Gelda's house when I saw the lights on. When I entered the front door I was welcomed by the sight of Meliodas and his friends being either naked , to drunk to function or both. With the exeption of Arthur was sleeping on the couch with his clothes on. After I stared at them for five minutes I took a picture and left the house. I'm sure Gelda is going to welcome me back.

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