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#but just kaeya's whole deal IS about family. in general.
menstits · 5 months
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Still thinking about the anon from yesterday and the more i think about it the more mad i get like you're insane for calling kaeya mid i hope you blow up. Bitching in the tags ft arguments my smart sexy boyfriend brought up yesterday while we were talking about this so credit where credit is due
#🗨️#LIKE.#kaeya-diluc brotherly issues are interesting because kaeya is by far the most interesting character in the game sorry#like. genuinely i wanna know what they meant by the two of them having a “trope that's been handled better by other media”#because their deal is not just ougj brothers fighting#it's specifically about kaeya being adopted and about his conflict with belonging to a nation and a community and a family#and his loyalty to his duty and his birth family vs his loyalty to the city and family who took him#the only thing i could think of that has handled similar themes better is the untamed but that's literally a show based on a novel#so i feel like comparing them is a bit unfair#like ofc i know there's sibling drama out there 🙄 but that's not why kaeya brotherly issues are interesting#there's his dynamic with diluc his dynamic with crepus AND diluc's dynamic with crepus too#other than kaeya'#s whole thing with his birth father#idk. kaeya haters need to die a thousand deaths#i am Not articulate enough rn I'm still dying from back pain but you get me. you agree. if you don't you can fall over snd exlode#like there's a specific power dynamic at play in regards to the adopted child survivor of a fallen nation being rejected for that fact by#his adopted brother. on the night of their father's death. like yes i know diluc is stupid yes i know they still love each other as brother#even if their relationship is tense i know it's set up for eventual reconciliation#but just kaeya's whole deal IS about family. in general.#a bunch of characters' deals are about family in general like i could start listing them and it wouldn't end it's just like kaeyaaaaa#kaeya. is the guy of all time
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tartigglez · 7 months
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Hii can I ask for husband hcs for childe, neuvillette, kaeya, albedo and kazuha?
Just general hcs on what married life with them would them would be like :)
If that's too many characters you can just do your favourites out of them-
Thank you for your time! Have a good day <3
"espousal"
・❥・i actually haven't had a second since this req was sent but i am FINALLY GETTTING IT DONE DNWOEIEOWOQWIEWO
・❥・childe, neuvillette, kaeya (separate) x gn!reader
・❥・fluff time!!!
・❥・kissy times, lots of physical touch, suggestive at times, my clingy bois!!, talk of marital issues, protective kae (my beloved), i think thats itttt! enjoyyyy!!
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kaeya is a TEASE, still. he straight up never stops, even though you’ve been together for so long. He’ll do anything to make you blush and catch you off guard, for no reason other than he thinks its funny, yet adorable when you react to him. 
he loves to give massages. the intimacy of it all is so important and fulfilling to him (even though he has to keep an eye on his cryo powers the whole time to make sure his hands aren’t cold) (bless him, lil baby). sometimes if he’s doing this, he’ll give you little kisses all over, and talk about his day. other times he’ll tell you how much he loves certain parts of you, your tummy, thighs, or whatever else he’s feeling enamoured with at that particular time. other times, he’s completely silent, and just basks in the feeling of being able to be with you, soft breaths or sighs from both of you filling the air. 
at times, he can be a little overly protective of you, even if you yourself are well versed in battle. this man wants to make sure you’re safe at all costs, because he knows what it’s like to lose family. in a way, you’re most of what he has. he isn’t losing you. 
he has some weird/funny habits. poking your cheeks, accidentally staring at you, sticking his tongue out at you, or at times even gently biting you for giggles. he definitely has a playful side hidden underneath his suave façade, which only you can bring out. 
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ajax always wants to keep your relationship fresh and exciting! he'll always have new date ideas, or make secret plans of where to go on your next vacation (which are revealed to you about five minutes before leaving). be it a new restaurant or a revisit of your favourite places, trust he will bring as much energy and passion as always. 
he's clingy as heck, always wants your attention and is a spam texter, one hundred percent. he has really high energy so he can sometimes take a lot of patience to deal with. defo gives you at least 10 good morning kisses before he leaves for work, and might even wake you up if you're asleep. don't punch him, he's just desperate for your (albeit sleepy) attention.
he’s learned a lot about how to navigate issues in your relationship over the span of it, and is still learning. because of his childhood he can sometimes not fully understand how you feel about certain things, but he loves you, and knows he can learn no matter how long it takes. as long as you’re willing to be patient with him, he will definitely put in all his effort for you.
if there’s one word to describe childe, its curious. he wants to know everything about what makes you tick, and this doesn’t stop even after you’re married. he can sometimes struggle to speak softly when you’re upset because he has a tendency to joke around about things quite a lot, but if you tell him that you need serious time, he will definitely provide it for you.
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neuvillette definitely thrives on routine, he kisses you twice each morning. once on the forehead when you’ve both just woken up, and once on the lips before he leaves to begin his work as iudex. of course this also applies when he gets home,  but perhaps he’d rather keep those routines behind closed doors ;)
neuvillette can struggle a little sometimes, but he always tries his hardest to listen to what you said all those years ago; “i love you, if something’s wrong we’ll work through it”. when he has an issue he will first mull it over alone, before coming to you. 
he is an excellent comforter. although he doesn’t see it himself, he has an incredible ability to recognise each of the emotions displayed on your face. he knows if you’re thinking, its best to stay quiet and let you come to a conclusion before speaking any more. 
random one but he LOVES when you do his hair for him, it makes him feel so cared for and loved. he feels really relaxed when you massage his scalp for him. just gives that warm fuzzy feeling, y’know?
sometimes when you’re at home he’ll start following you around the house for no apparent reason. well, there is an apparent reason, he’ll just never admit to it- he wants a hug. you might go to your bedroom or the kitchen to look for something, and he’ll just be trailing behind, waiting for your attention. when you finally give in and wrap your arms around him, burying your head in his chest, he lets out a low, calming hum. he’s content.
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meili-sheep · 2 years
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OOOOOOOH MY GOD I HAVE A WONDERFUL HORRIBLE IDEA--
I wanna preface first that this is following the harbinger Diluc ask i sent, following the idea in the post i linked. Okay so, now that we have ground rules, lets get into some ANGST
Imagine that the honorary knight had just helped Mondstat with the whole Stormterror problem. He and Jean followed Venti to Stormterrors point where the traveler had to then rely on Barbatos-- sorry, Venti's powers in the fight against him to purify Dvalin. The three of them had just returned back to the city of Mond with Dvalin himself as their personal taxi and Kaeya returned back to the Knights HQ or merely just helped with the relief efforts around the city after the crisis. Kaeya leaves the traveler with his citys god at the cathedral where theyll put the lyre back in its rightful place.
Some time passes, a lot actually-- half a days time flying by in the blink of an eye with all the work on Kaeyas shoulders. And he finds himself resting at the bar of Angels Share, Charles having made him his signature drink. Its still strange to him, how he now owns his once brothers family dynasty of wine. How he disappeared after that day and a few months later, a letter arrived-- dumping all of Diluc’s inheritance, everything he owns to Kaeya. He would've tracked down the sender but, deep down he knows he wouldn't find anything that would lead him back to him. He didn't know if he still wanted to talk to him after what happened.
And as Kaeya absent-mindedly swirled his drink and let the idle information flow into his ears and straight into his head, the Traveler enters the tavern clearly looking for someone. They meet his eyes and walked over, wishing to talk with him privately. He obliges, bringing them to the barely occupied second floor. A nod and the traveler starts talking.
Apparently, their return of the lyre hadn't gone as planned. They did return it yes but... someone came and-- "what? Ripped out Bar-Venti's godhood?" The traveler nodded. "This... guy, he took Venti's gnosis-- apparently it was the thing that made him a god? Or at least connected him to Celestia. I--I dont know why, but... it seemed like he knowed him. The person who took Venti's gnosis I mean. He looked... really sad the whole time, like he was pitying us or something."
Kaeya tsked. "This must the leader of all the fatui stationed in Mondstat. Can you give me a profile? Even if they scrubbed the scene, there has to be something i can pull out of him or his men." They nodded and started recalling what happened. "They have... long red hair, red eyes, red clothes, a whole lot of red actually-- which is kind of convenient since they have a cryo vision. Threw both me and Venti for a loop."
They scratched their chin. "It was kind of weird too-- from my general experience with dealing with the fatui i thought hed be... ruder. No backhanded insults or anything. It was just... a really strange experience. Although when he mentioned cleaning the scene so the knights couldn't do anything, it was almost like he bit into some rotten fruit."
Kaeya tightened his grip on his glass. "By any chance... did he wield a claymore?" "Oh no, not at all! Just some sort of weird catalyst. Why, do you think you know who this guy is?" "I'd... I'd like to say I used to."
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He waits by the beach near the winery. It was actually kind of generous to call it a beach, more of a shore-- a riverside beside a waterfall. He doesnt care to disguise himself in any way, hes sure that anyone who'd see him would think him a ghost anyways. Except for him. He knows he'd come, not every fatui in Mond wears their mask and uniform.
Everything he felt about the knights, his family, everything really-- has been cooled from his fiery rage to a smoldering coal, soothed by the gift his Tsarita had given him. Though he may never truly understand, he appreciates that the Tsaritsa herself protected his brother from him that day. The love of the Tsaritsa is truly kind. And kind and loving she is to bring him in as one of her own.
"Diluc? Is that you?"
He turns, red hair shifting in the wind.
"Hello Kaeya."
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TLDR-- a what if scenario where, instead of Signora being placed in Mondstat, it was hARBINGER DILUC-- MMMM ANGST POTENTIAL
I forgot to mention in the last post that I was getting more vibes of like the Tsaritsa adopting Diluc again. Not really a full Ice Prince but Diluc being a beloved of the Cyro Archon.
Because she simply supports him with a love that he's never really understood before.
It's great; with that, he'd become totally devoted to the Tsaritsa because she is family now. And I've always seen the family as an important concept to the people of Snezhnaya so that probably has grown into Diluc in spending time with the Tsaritsa.
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And Kaeya who would consider himself Diluc's family still would still be really hurt.
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cinnamonest · 3 years
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Momcon agenda but with a twist! Sorta double momcon action as a treat (heavily implied consensual momcon for the second momcon situation), lightly hinted that darling is Khaenri'ahn/Khaenri'ah descent
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You're Crepus' wife, scratch that you're just someone he married to save face so no one learned about his shameful little secret: he was fucking his own mother and has been for a while, his father had passed away a little over a decade, but still it's the inevitable he'd knock up his mom and that's where you came into the picture.
You pose as he darling leetle waif despite knowing the situation, it was your only option to keep your own family financially stable.
You weren't stupid enough to believe he would ever love you, not that you wanted or needed his love in the first place. It's a marriage of convenience, that's all it would ever be and you had no issues with it.
The three of you went away from Mondstadt for months, staying in some vacation home his family had had for generations, there were times where Crepus would attend to business but for the most part he tried to be around her.
During the pregnancy the only thing he saw you good for aside from housework was occasionally using you to blow off steam, not wanting to cause unnecessary stress to his mother while she's pregnant,,,how "thoughtful" of him.
It wasn't often he'd use your holes, always gave you medicine to prevent pregnancy since he believed that you didn't deserve to have the "honor" of bearing a Ragvindar and as long as he was alive he'd make sure you never did.
It never bothered you, that doesn't mean you couldn't be resentful of him as a whole.
Eventually, Diluc was born and when your "mother-in-law" was healthy for travel you return to Mondstadt with the baby in tow.
You deal with the incessant cooing from the other noble families over the boy and how much he took after his father, knowing that Crepus wished he could proudly show off the boy's actual mother but you don't have it in you to care.
At the end of the day this was the price you must pay to ensure that your family never fall into financial ruin.
Even with the passing of his mother he didn't spare you a glance, you were glad that he didn't. He deserved to live with this unbearable heartache, serves him right.
You'd miss the odd friendship you had with her but such as life, you'd be the only one besides Crepus who knew the truth.
You focused more on raising his son when the boy wasn't being watched by the nanny or one of the maids, which was often.
The relationship between Diluc and you was pleasant, but you weren't blind to how his eyes would linger when he thought you weren't pay attention.
When Kaeya coming into the picture nothing changes, just another one who's eyes linger on you.
Time goes on, that's how it is. It's funny how quickly both of them grew into handsome young men.
Touches start to linger longer and longer as the days pass, bold kisses in darkened corners of the estate.
Part of you thinks you should try to steer the boys away from such behavior but at the same time you can't bring yourself to care, they gave you plenty of attention that your "husband" had neglected to give you over the years.
Maybe that's why you don't stop yourself from giving into the attention.
Eventually things become more physical with the boys, they're so eager and cute with how they're trying to please you.
Then that fateful day came along and Crepus had perished, but you can't find it in yourself to be sad. Not when both of your "sons" are taking turns stuffing you full of their seed in the bed you shared with your late "husband".
This was a lifestyle you could get used to.
You'd have to remember to pat yourself on the back later for manipulating Crepus into getting a delusion, knowing full well of what the risks were but never told him.
With careful hands you'll unravel the threads that hold together Mondstadt, bringing this nation down to its knees, and you'll have your two "sons" happily by your side because you know that they'd do anything for you.
Your two good boys, how cute they act when you call them yours and yours alone. You wonder if they'd like it more if you called them your husbands instead.
-🐇 (I got lost in the sauce)
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jade-parcels · 3 years
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The bunnies’ other jobs!
From my bunny cafe au
((I am so peeved :((( I had this all written out!! And I deleted it by accident!! Darnnnnn!!!))
Anon asked “You mentioned that some of the bunnies have day jobs so do they all have jobs outside the cafe or just a few?” (Something along these lines…again…I deleted it by accident 😔)
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Diluc/‘Angel’
After his father got bored with the wine industry, he passed the whole company off to Diluc on his 18th birthday in order to shift his focus to mining. Diluc found himself swamped with all kinds of business decisions while just barely being an adult. He expanded the company and hired some very trustworthy people to handle things for him so he could finish college
When the business was given to him, Diluc and Kaeya had an explosive fight over it. Kaeya felt like he deserved to have some say in what happens to the business, he’s still a part of the family! But Diluc refused to let him in on any decisions so Kaeya packed his bags and left (not before cussing him out in front of their father, staff and business partners). He was just in a silly, goofy mood. They’re fine now, not on the best terms but they do chat and meet up for lunch on occasion.
He is filthy rich, he couldn’t spend all of his all of his money if he tried, so he doesn’t really need the job at the cafe! Kaeya got him the job because he knew his brother was stuck in a weird, antisocial funk and needed some fun in his life
Diluc loves this job, he has a great time, but it isn’t his main job. His priority will always be the family business!! If he has to quit his job at the cafe, he would in a heartbeat
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Kaeya
Kaeya was going to go into the police academy but was scouted out by a modeling agency. They had seen him at Ragnvindr company events and thought ‘well damn’ so they gave him a pretty generous deal
Kaeya makes a good living off of modeling, the tips and paycheck from the cafe. He rakes in cash pretty quickly just cause he knows how to get it. That, and his dad sends him checks every other month as well. Kaeya thinks of it as ‘I’m sorry’ money. He isn’t wrong
He doesn’t travel much for modeling, which he doesn’t mind, so he kinda just hangs around the city with a lot of free time on his hands between photo shoots. That’s why he got this job at the cafe! It gives him something to do and it’s fun as hell ;)
Albedo
Bedo is one busy bunny. He finished college early and is getting his masters degree online. He works most days at the cafe and on the weekends, he tutors other college students in bio/chem/science related subjects
(He was actually Xiao’s tutor back when he was failing chemistry!! Xiao is very thankful for Albedo’s help!!)
His dream is to become a biochemist, he’s always been interested in cells and what makes up living beings. So having a career in that field would make him the happiest man alive
His mother and sister live outside the city in a more rural area so he spends a lot of time FaceTiming the two of them! Klee is always so excited to hear about Albedo’s experiments or the people he’s met while working in such a bustling, fun city :)
Zhongli
Zhongli is a simple man! He’s a bunny waiter and an artist
He creates intricate pieces based on folklore from different cultures, focusing mostly on dragons. His favorite medium is paint, he loves painting on glass and layering the panes in order to create a 3D piece
He sells his works to galleries, shops and anyone who wants them! As long as they appreciate the story behind the artwork. Sadly…He undersells his work. He could def be making more money but he just does not desire money or material goods the way others may
So he got his job at the cafe in order to help out his dear friend Ningguang, not for money, he only planned on working there for a month or two until she got more bunnies but…he ended up really loving the people he works with :’) he looks forward to working with them now and texts/calls them outside of work to meet up for lunch or bowling (such an old man thing to do omfg)
Dainsleif/‘Sweetie’
Dain was a bouncer at another bar before leaving to come to Celestia’s! He’s good friends with Beidou, they belong to the same motorcycle club so when she was talking to him about the lack of security at the cafe/bar, he stepped in to help out
Little did he know…he’d actually become a bunny…And like it
This is his full time job now, he doesn’t have another for the time being. While he is a bunny at the cafe, he still keeps an eye out for any threats to his coworkers and has access to the offices upstairs (Ningguang’s office and the security office)
When he isn’t waiting tables, he’s upstairs in a tank top and sweatpants keeping an eye on the security cameras and talking to the other security guards through their ear pieces
Ajax
Ajax is a student who doesn’t really have much time on his hands
He mows lawns in the summer and he’s quit his job as a cashier to come work at the cafe! He mostly works night shifts his cause he’s still going to school aaaaaand he’s on his college’s swim team! He’s about to graduate so he works close with his coach to help train the others on the team
He doesn’t really want his family knowing that he skips around in a skimpy bunny outfit and fucking customers most nights but I mean…They’re bound to find out if they see him in pictures people post
Xiao/‘Tofu’
Xiao is an art student!! He wants to be a tattoo artist :)
He’s already got one sleeve of tattoos, it’s unfinished but you can’t really tell just by looking. When he isn’t at the cafe, he’s either in class or shadowing Ganyu, his best friend and tattoo artist. Their art styles greatly differ, she focuses her craft on cutesy, colored tattoos, but she is skilled. And Xiao looks up to her
Xiao admires Zhongli too, they met at the cafe and when Zhongli found out Xiao wants to be a tattoo artist he told him that once he’s licensed, he wants to get a tattoo from him :’)
Baizhu/‘Honey’
Baizhu is a (mostly) full time pharmacist, hence why he isn’t usually at the cafe
He also has a niece, Qiqi, who he babysits often. He loves her very much so he has no problem watching her! Baizhu will even bring her to the pharmacy with him when he’s swamped with work. In the break room, he has a play kitchen, coloring books and a bunch of puzzles to keep Qiqi occupied while he works :)
When he’s not at work, he’s at home resting. He has chronic pain flare ups in his back and shoulders that can make life miserable :( he has plenty of good days that outweigh the bad! And as a pharmacist, he has access to any medicine he needs to make his life easier!
Dottore(Alain)/‘Doc’
Alain’s an oral surgeon who’s a little bit….too into his job
He isn’t phased by blood or gore so he’s easily able to conduct procedures that would make other squeamish. He’ll pull teeth, put in dental implants, remove rotten tissue, any of that without even flinching
Outside of that, he works at the cafe. He wears a mask in order to avoid being recognized even though at his job as a surgeon, he’s usually wearing a medical mask anyways. It’s just a precaution
This has nothing to do with his career but he used to be a tap dancer and actor so he’d join in on local theatre shows! He helped build sets when he wasn’t rehearsing. He doesn’t have time for that anymore (which kinda makes him sadddd) but he has all kinds of theatre playlists on his phone and in his car that he’ll sing along to
Scaramouche/‘Boss’
Scara’s job at the cafe is his main job! His side job is something you may not expect from such a grump
He works at an animal shelter! In fact, he brings cats home to train so they have an increased chance of being adopted. Someone is more likely to adopt a potty trained, socialized cat than a feral cat who doesn’t know what a litter box is. So Scara brings them to his apartment for some one-on-one socializing, training and cuddling
One time he offhandedly mentioned working at an animal shelter while he was working at the cafe and sure enough, three separate customers from the cafe came by to adopt!!! Only one actually took an animal home but he was still surprised that those people had listened to him and cared enough to come by
Scara is a jerk most of the time but when he’s at home…by himself…With a lil kitten sleeping in his lap while he plays games on his PC…Yeah, he softens up a bit
So as you can see, we have a very diverse group working at the cafe! They’ve all learned a lot from each other, come to appreciate each other’s friendship and come to help each other out when one of their coworkers is in need or upset.
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