#but also kinda blunt?

[thatdeadaquarius]

it's almost 4am i can't get this out of my head holy shit.

reader whose original body is a literal eldritch forest deity and speaks in hymns (bonus points: after we isekai into said og body, we mix slang into it).

the acolytes have to break their fucking necks just to talk to you eye-to-eye, and the only thing they can make out of what you say is something equal to tablets bajillion years old already.

or that reader is constantly cussing and the acolytes just nod along not understanding whatever this 15ft tall eldritch horror is saying.

-🫀

ELDRITCH HORROR READER. I LIVEEE, NONE OF U UNDERSTAND, THIS IS SO DEEPLY AHHHHHH

I LITERALLY JUST SHIMMY STIM IN MY SEAT WHEN I THINK ABT THIS TOO LONG LMAO

i LIVE AND BREATHE for when we look like eldritch horrors but are just people lmao

IF I HAVEN’T RUN U OFF, 🫀 MY HEART, MI CORAZON <3

U HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MIND DESPITE BEING A BLOODY HEART

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Sun: Gender Neutral Reader (they/them only), Eldritch!Reader

Planet: Misc. Genshin AUs

Orbit: some headcanons, tiny scenario

Stars: a little bit of Zhongli, Xiao, Ganyu, Ningguang, Keqing, and the adepti

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: Light Description of Body Modifications/Body Horror-esque, Light Description of Eldritch Horror Creature, Reader has a Non-Human Body,

& Trigger Warnings: Eldritch Monster, Light Body Horror, Non-Con Body Modifications (Wake up as a monster, described as positive).

FUCKING LOVE THIS GIF, AND THIS SONG AND ARTISTTT

hey so here’s a song to listen I was listening to while writing this, chose the instrumental bc it was less distracting!

👉👈 hope u like :)

you just come into Teyvat from either Enkanomiya, the straight up Abyss/Dark Realm or even Celestia/Light Realmunder that glowing mushrooms tree in the Chasm, or like, ooo even by the upside down Barbatos statue 👀

and its great bc ur like- “omg Teyvat ooooo, ahhhh”

meanwhile the animals/magical creatures/beings nearby like shakin in their boots

literally no matter what land type their in, water, air, etc. they’re all bowing (despite the hooves, the paws, the flippers, the wings,) hell, even the bugs?? Might be bowing???

and you were slow to wake up wherever you were, so it took you a second to really process-

plus it just felt so weirdly, natural?

Not like walking on 2 legs no, but more like, how swimming feels but without the act of doing it?

you realize you’re… hovering.

wow, guess you can do that now,

your pretty much crowned with every flower from the regions of Teyvat, and a few from other Realms like Celestia, Abyss, and Enkanomiya, etc.

you have extra limbs, you feel them shift like you’ve had them all your life, even tho you do smack urself a few times with them lmao (new hand-eye coordination is hard)

and you realize u can see elemental traces/elements of beings, even plants, all the time now?

It isn’t until you look into a pretty still pond that you see what you look like,

you’ve got more eyes

I mean u thought you’d just be one of the twins, or ur own person if somebody asked u what youd look like isekaied to Genshin Impact, not what looks like the elemental god of the fucking continent

but you don’t look bad! actually you think you look kinda neat!

You’ve got like this coat of many draping vines and plantlife, glowing coral poking out near the top that’s around your throat, and- is that- tiny waterfalls?? Running down your nature cape too??

the many gemstones and ore of this planet form your legs, strong and taller than even regular human guys back on Earth, you’re like what? Eight? Nine feet? (about 245cm, or 2.5 meters)

You’re head… it’s like a dragons skull?? You’ve got these black horns flowing out from the top too that fade to a golden glow, like a crown nearly, theyre draped with what looks like strings of primogems??

oh and your extra eyes are symmetrical that’s good!

tho it does seem like you got this handy hood included into your cape of much nature to flop onto your head

where your heart should be, there’s two bursting stars circling one another, one of pink, purples and light blues, the other of gold and blue, oh hey, the wishing stars for standard and character banners!

and if you like mushrooms, at least one of every kind in Teyvat’s countries/regions is looking cool on ur cape, and if you like bugs, the cool ones like the rhino beetles from inazuma are being cute little buddies on ur stuff too

and like in the gif, every step you take overfills with life, except it stays and doesn’t wither like above, and it also does that glow bit that some places in Sumeru do/Enkanomiya

You CANNOT be missed no matter where you walk, and your sort of constantly feeling like you’ve drank 3 energy + 5 espresso shots of coffee

but in a way that makes you sort of full? like full on life… and like you could be even bigger, and taller, if you willed it

♤

k but the adepti felt ur presence coming in hot from literal mountains away

Cloud Retainter, and Guizhong, had set up inventions long ago to sense the Original of Teyvat, just in case, because some signs of prophecy of your return had begun to show in their lands

Zhongli especially knew you were close to come after another major sign was met, the corruption after the Archon War, and the ravaging of the land by the fall of Khaenri’ah’s “metal beasts”

So when you finally walk your way into Jueyun Karst, the adepti are already waiting, Xiao, Ganyu, and Zhongli as well,

Luckily Ganyu, with Zhongli’s help or advice, convinced the adepti to share this meeting with the Qixing as well like Keqing, and the Tianquan herself

It was a momentous occasion after all, but you were just now feeling the need to maybe nap a little after nearly, what was it, 2 weeks worth of constant walking?

wow this new body had literal stamina for days

you arrived late into the night, around midnight, under a full moon, and they’re relieved all the signs are being met

◇

honestly the only reason you headed to Liyue was bc you knew it was the closest (the map of Teyvat was both familiar in the way it had been in game, but also on a deeper level, like walking around your house in the dark)

and u rlly wanted to be able to talk to somebody, bc u had no idea?? wtf you were??

honestly you thought the adepti/Zhongli would be a good bet bc they’d maybe tell u what creature u ended up as,

u did suspect maybe you’d ended up as some kind of god, but like?? none of the other gods looked like this???

and u see them all! up ahead in Jueyun Karst! Oh no! You really, really, really, hope they don’t think you’re a walking talking evil tree dragon thing-

…maybe you should wave?

◇

As you get closer,

Xiao’s back straigtens, Ganyu nervously looks at the ground, Keqing is trying to figure out where to look bc ur so tall, Ningguang has her hands respectfully folded in front of her and her facial muscles looks tensed for a fight almost, the adepti are shuffling nervously bc they’re not used to being the magically weaker/younger creatures in the area, and Zhongli-

Zhongli is no longer the mortal Zhongli.

Amber horns curl up from his head, long brunette hair with glowing gold tips flowing and loose, claws on display, as he stands in his finest and oldest lóng páo, black with gold detailing embroidered throughout, it details his deeds as Rex Lapis and Morax, the spears of his vanquishing gods across the front and back, he looks like a living painting

and although he looks as serene as if he’s about to sit down for some tea, the adepti can see the tremoring hands, the same he used to hide in his sleeves when he was genuinely intimidated by another god, usually the older ones he’d had to fight

but for the first time since the archon war, this was one he was going to welcome with open arms, and utmost respect, despite his position as archon forfeited

there’s a strange music in the air of the night as the animals and the bugs and creatures of the realm subtly make the beat, the god’s feet (of ore Rex Lapis hasn’t seen since he was a child, it was so rare to find) shake the earth of his land with each step, a deep quiet booming like a drum of war as they get closer

The God of All stops some distance away from them

…and the Huangdi of All, just waves. 💀👋

at Zhongli, the adepti, Xiao, the Tianquan, and the Qixing.

A long black limb with a rainbow shine like a crow’s wing raises, gives an ironically tiny wave of their clawed black hand,

and tilts their head, though a sort of greenery hood covering it

and speaks,

“ ˙˙˙ʎzɐɹɔ sı ʇıɥs sıɥʇ ¿ʍou ʇɥƃıɹ ɯɐ ı ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ sʎnƃ noʎ op uɯɐp”

your voice is like singing, deep, high, like a choir trying to sing all at once to them

Xiao cringes a little in surprise, he was braced for your older speech just in case but it still caught him off guard, and unfortunatly, he gives a quick glance to Lord Rex Lapis,

he can’t understand any of that, and Ganyu and Keqing are in the same boat, but while the Yaksha’s only done passive studying in hopes of understanding you, the Lord of Geo had gone much further back in trying to make sure he could understand your words, should the day come, his library, even now living as a mortal, is extensive

the other adepti and Ningguang catch a few words, but it’s too,, simple really, to understand

the words have no context, they need more, but such is the ancients, they’re meanings simple and all-encompassing

Lord Rex Lapis bows deeply,

“We welcome you with open arms, our Huangdi. Please, feast your eyes upon the land with which I have wrought with mine own talons, for all is ever truly yours.”

the adepti announces for them all, voice giving away no nerves, Xiao can still understand him luckily, though he has greatly simplified himself for the sake of being understood by the ancient god of creation,

“ ˙˙˙ʞɔıʇs ɐ uo ʇsıɹɥɔ snsǝɾ ¡¿ılƃuoɥz noʎ uǝʌǝ ¿noʎ oʇ poƃ ɟo puıʞ ǝɯos ɯ,ı 'ǝʇnuıɯ uɯɐp ɐ ʇıɐʍ”

your voice is an energy through the air, and makes the trees nearby lean in to hear you better, the creeks and ponds of the area leave their beds a little to get closer, geo crystalflys emerge and begin to swirl around your natural body, perching on your horns, making it look even more like a crown

Xiao gulps.

Rex Lapis’ and Ningguang’s spines straighten further if they even can from the impeccable posture they were before, They share a quick glance…

…neither of them caught that one, only a few words, and Ganyu feels her shoulders drop as she gives up trying to hear you and understand as well,

you make a strange sound, a high humming, a deep confusion with some worry, the crystalflys buzz around you a little faster,

then point to yourself

...and make a peace sign. ✌️

it was going to be a long night.

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idk if this made any sense, and I sincerely hope that you at least liked what I wrote a little bit, sorry about the over description 😭 I just felt like it was very important but then I realized I hadn’t even talked about the language yet… anyway here u go LMAO

I hope it was alright, and I seriously love your idea, even if I didn’t take it in the direction you wanted/as cool as you meant!! :/

Thanks for the badass idea, i fucking love eldritch shit <3

☆

Safe Travels,

💀 ♒

♡my beloved♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk

#this is a mess to sort on the masterlist #like language barrier au? #but also kinda blunt? #but also misc. bc ur an eldritch being?? #fuck it #its goin in 2 spots like some of the others that got confusing #genshin impact #genshin sagau #sagau #genshin imagines #genshin isekai #my asks #gender neutral reader #genshin impact sagau #genshin impact self aware #genshin impact sagau language barrier au #genshin sagau language barrier au #sagau language barrier au #sagau eldritch reader #eldritch reader #genshin impact x reader #sagau x reader

[birdricks]

i think one of the reasons i find rick so compelling as an autistic character is that a bunch of his autistic traits are not treated as either purely good or bad but instead a mix of both. or just neutral parts of him as a person.

like on one hand his tendency to hyperfixate on things heavily contributes to his creativity and problem solving when it comes to his inventions and schemes. but he also often gets far too carried away and it ends up causing issues later down the line (eg: gotron)

like its very refreshing to see a character whose autistic traits arent … mutually exclusive. it makes him feel more real and less like a caricature

#was gonna type up a draft and go to sleep but i did the whole thing so. here u go #onlu one example tho bc im soooooo slleepy #u understand tho…. it wld be very easy for him to fall into the savant trope but he dodges it veryyyy nicely #hes a genius but he also constantly mskes terrible rash decisions. #hes blunt and rude and kinda unempathetic. but he also has a LOT of love. and he loves puns and sarcasm. u know #idk. im so tired i just love rick. canon autism winnnn (worst guy youve ever met)

[codgod]

finally got around to drawing them as the mystery gang but also i didn’t even try to keep the outfits the same as the characters they’re supposed to be. pretzel has become puppy

#.png #jrwi #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #jay ferin #jrwi chip #idk if i should tag pretzel since she’s a dog lol #for anyone curious she’s a red heeler #i’m not great at drawing animals so idk how much that comes across lol #no lizzie i decided i’d just keep it to the riptides #also uh #drugs tw #because that is supposed to be weed. i know that’s not how most people hold blunts but it was easier to draw lol #don’t smoke weed around ur pets btw it’s bad for them #ik the van looks kinda weird btw dw about it i wasn’t using a reference for most of it #i will if i draw it again though lol

[crabonfire]

hi! i recently saw your one bed trope post and was wondering if you ever did a part 2? love your writing and remember to drink water!!

One bed trope, Part 2.

The long awaited continuation!!! I'm sorry I almost forgot I even wrote it and it's my most popular prompt haha!!

characters: Heavy, Engineer, Medic.

warnings: none

note!! PLEASE READ DJDJFJFJF:

SO...I didn't realise until I finished heavy's but this is really long...like,,, super duper long. So sniper and spy will be the last part!! I'm so sorry but WOW I write long one shots. don't worry, it'll be released right after this one.

Oh and ps, Engineer's is a bit suggestive. no nsfw but sexual tension here n there 🤯🤯🤯🤯

♡Heavy♡

• "I will take the floor, Y/N sleep on the bed."

• THE SECOND HE SEES THERES ONLY ONE BED HE JUST...YEAH

• "Heavy no, its uncomfortable. Its been a long day, I'll take the floor."

"No. Heavy insist."

"Heavy."

"Y/N."

You two debated for a bit until you just told him your sharing.

"How? Heavy...is big."

"It'll fit, don't worry."

"...This is not good idea."

"Shut up man. Either we both suffer on the ground or have the bed together."

• after you both shower, Heavy spends some time to clean Sasha, while your already incredibly worn out from the day.

"I think I'm gonna sleep now, night heavy."

"goodnight Y/N, sweet dreams."

"Mhm, and if I find you asleep on the floor in the morning I'm going to break your jaw."

"Haha, very funny Y/N."

"I will."

"Ah...alright."

• you doze off quickly, Heavy finishes cleaning sasha and seeing he has nothing else to do he decides to sleep too.

• He's quite careful, making sure that he doesn't wake you. When he does lie, the bed tilts his way. His eyes widen a bit by the creak it creates as he would hate to wake you up, but is relieved to see your knocked out cold.

He studies your sleeping form for a bit, he's not weirded out by sleeping with another person. He's had to sleep with the mercs sometimes, and he used to sleep with his sisters when he was young, so this was nothing really.

But, why is it you make him so nervous? Especially in this situation? Your not even awake, but that makes it worse.

• He slowly slips into the covers that barely cover him, but right now he's more focused on you. When he does, the bed slightly tips to him and you shift closer to him, making him panic slightly. That panic fades away when you rest your head near his arm, forcing him to lay face flat to the ceiling.

His cheeks grow warm, so do his ears, and his entire face. Oh my god. Your resting on his shoulder. Oh my god. Oh my godddd.

You murmur something under your breath as you wrap your arms around his, making him tense up. "Mmmfh..." Your voice is muffled as you hold his arm. He melts, a weak smile appearing on his face as he holds the urge to freak out. Smiling contently, he soon falls to a slumber.

aw,,, anyways morning!!!

• You wake up and broooo...

Your confused by the immense warmth your feeling right now, when you open your eyes your eyes widen and your cheeks flush immediately. Heavy is holding you right now,, the heavy. The guy who carries around a machine gun everyday and kills people who even bat an eye to him, the guy who hunts BEARS.

But... You know him. He's a nice guy. Which makes it WORSE!!! HE'S... HE'S HOLDING YOU RIGHT NOW OH MY GKDDDNDNDJFJFJFJFJRJDJ! #(#((£_(

You don't know what to do. You... Uh... Um... Hm.

• "Oh my god-" you mumble, feeling embarrassed yet also feeling super lucky right now. your but bear man crush is holding you rn. bro.

He shifts, making you panic. Your eyes shut in instinct , and he seemed to have been woken up. You can't see right now but his eyes are WIIIDEEEEEEE he's wide awake rn haha

• "bozhe moi-" he grunts.

"... Y/N..?"

"...yea?"

"Oh-dear god I am quite sorry..." He let's you go and he sits up.

"It's okay! It was uh... Warm. It was nice."

it's quiet for a bit. He's obviously tense.

"...I liked it."

He flinches a bit, turning to you. "I am glad I didn't make you uncomfortable...i also liked it."

His cheeks are red. Oh?

Oh...

OH

He likes you like that...SCORE!!! WOOO!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HE LIKES YOU BACK WOOOOOOO!!!!

you crack up a smile, making him feel a bit flustered. He gets up and excuses himself to shower, while your having a mini celebration over the fact that THAT little tint of red on his face is an obvious hint that he likes you. Let's goooooo!!!!!!

♡Engie♡

• he knew there would be one bed. he's close with ms pauling and knows the details of any sudden changes. so he knew, and he took this as am opportunity to make a move on you.

• "Engie there's uh...one bed."

"What? Oh-darn'...really? no way..."

"Oh um...I'll sleep on the floor."

"No-no. I'll sleep on the floor."

"Engie that's ridiculous, you've worked your ass off today I am not letting you sleep on the floor."

"Don't cut yourself short sweet pea, you were a real sharpshooter today, you take the bed."

"...ugh! Let's just-share the bed."

"...ah, alright." SUCCESSSSSSSS

• he has a whole plan too. small talk until you both get tired, he acts all chill about it, casually gets close to you without making you uncomfortable, andddd when you scooch closer to him he'll be all suave.

if you think this is out of this is out of character, considering he's an engineer with 11 phds who cut off his own hand to replace it with a gunslinger, and is nice but makes TELEPORTERS...he's definitely a carefully calculated man, even in these situations.

• you two talk for a bit, rambling about the day and laughing over stupid encounters. the clock strikes midnight, and you both realise its time to rest.

But your quite nervous with him, feeling the heat to your cheeks as you sit next to him. "You okay sugar?" He asks, worry in his voice. "Y-Yeah! Sorry, just uh...um...yea." You sputter out. "Are you nervous?" He asks.

AHAHDHDHFH he really has to ask?? "That obvious huh?" You chuckle nervously, making him smile softly. "It's alright, I won't bite. I mean, unless you want me to."

• Your head turns to him, noticing the gaze he's had on you. Your face feels hot, and your at a loss on what to say. He laughs, "I'm just jokin' darl'." Your mouth opens but you can't seem to say anything. He just... Stares.

"Oh my god your a fuckin tease." You look away, laughing. Wow okay. He...hes flirting. Well now you know he likes you like that. "Oh but you like it don't you?"

That made you turn your attention back to him, brows furrowed. He places a hand on your chin, making you look up at him. If he couldn't see the blush on your face, the heat from it would certainly be obvious. "Don't you?"

Your knees are weak, your head is dizzy, you don't know how to react, you feel like your gonna explode. He waits for a moment, and he starts to laugh, taking his hand away from your chin and shaking his head.

"Nevermind, get some sleep." He gives you one last cocky smile, and then walks off to the bathroom. Your left there speechless, not having anything to say or even think about. What is there to think about?? You can't even process what just happened to you.

I mean it's nice to know that he obviously likes you back but wow...you were not expecting him to be so...forward.

You shake your thoughts away and dim the lights, slipping into your comfortable sheets and trying your best to just...think about it tomorrow.

wow. um. morning.

• goddamnit.

• of fucking course you're gonna wake up in his arms. right after he teases you relentlessly of fucking COURSE you're gonna wake up in his arms.

your wrapped tightly in his warm embrace, he's knocked the fuck out, snoring lightly. you sigh, trying to escape but he's so damn strong what the hell...

you recall the events that happened last night, and damn!! this bitch is a tease.

you frown but accept your fate, letting yourself fall back to sleep. this man sleeps like a fucking rock. not even a nuclear alarm will wake his ass up.

♡Medic♡

• honestly?? I think he'd be too tired to even like complain or do anything.

• "Oh-uh...medic there's one bed."

"Oh? I did not expect us having to share, but alright then!"

"O-Oh? Are you sure? I don't mind sleeping on the floor."

"Nonsense! Neither of us need to wake up with a sore back tomorrow, it's alright."

• he sets up his documents on a table near the TV, and spends the whole night writing and going over files on a previous experiment he did.

you just sorta do your own thing, making small talk here and there, though he's obviously more focused in his work. You leave him be, but after hours, he's still just on thay damn desk.

"Hey doc-sorry to bother but uh...you gonna sleep soon? It's pretty late."

"Hm? Oh! Yes yes of course, I had forgotten how fast time goes while I do my work. Thank you for reminding me, I'll sleep in a bit no need to worry."

"Ah..okay then. Goodnight medic."

He hums in reply, then going back to writing. You shrug it off, taking a sip of water and slipping right to sleep.

• An hour goes by, and finally he decides to rest. He closes his documents and dims the lights, walking over to the bed. As he sits, he's quite enamoured by your sleeping self. He smiles, you look so calm.

He knows he likes you. Your the only patient he's loves to take care of, no matter what disgusting or horrible thing it is, he absolutely will do anything in his power to help you. The way you check up on him when it's late at night, the way you help him clean up and record experiments having full trust in his ability to heal you, and the way you make his heart skip faster than normal.

Now that he's alone with you, he feels a bit nervous. It's really starting to kick in now that this is the first time he's gonna be sleeping with you. NOT IN A WEIRD WAY, but wow, it's finally kicking in that you're sleeping together.

He feels like a school girl, it's silly. But he can't help it, how did you manage to steal his heart? He's stolen many himself, but this feels so unreal. He snaps back to reality when he realises he needs to sleep, smiling, he slips into the covers and faces you. "Goodnight, Y/N." He mutters.

awwwwwwwwwww he's so silly!!! morning time everyone

• He wakes up pretty early, he doesn't need much sleep to operate in the morning. He's surprised by the warmth he feels on his face, but starts to smile when he realises that your holding him in your sleep.

that's so sweet, Y/N oh my god.

he melts into you, wrapping his arms tight around your figure. "Mmmh..medic..?" you mumble in response to the sudden gesture. "Yes?"

You look down, blink a bit, and take in the scene.

It's medic. He's smiling wearily, his arms are around you, and yours around him.

woah.

• "Oh-oh gosh-"

You scooch away from him and sit up, and so does he, putting his glasses on. "I am so so sorry... I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable-oh god." You sputter, chuckling nervously.

"It is alright! I enjoyed it."

"Oh...you did?"

"Yes. You were quite warm. I found it cute!"

No point in being shy now, he's quite an honest guy you know? You can feel your cheeks redden, chuckling even more at his blunt self.

"Wow uh...Well. I'm glad you did...It was nice actually."

• You both just kinda smile like two idiots, then in perfect timing, Ms Pauling knocks on the door to wake you guys up. You two get ready and for the rest of the day, the both of you are giggling and flirting like two dumb teenagers just falling in love. It's adorable.

And for the week where you two are together, it always ends up like this. You two holding each other when you wake up. You both like each other, it's obvious now. But just who will ask out the other first?

BOOM cliffhanger HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Cry.

Anyways part 3 with sniper and Spy tomorrow!!! IM SORRY LMAOOOO this was longer than I thought and my palms are sweaty from writing. Like...actually I really need to stop they are incredibly sweaty.

Hope you enjoyed! For any spelling errors I apologise, stay tuned for part three tomorrow!! It'll be the first thing I post :) reblogs are greatly appreciated ♡

#tf2 #tf2 headcanons #tf2 x reader #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #heavy tf2 #tf2 engineer x reader #tf2 heavy x reader #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 fanfiction #i love men #they are so real #i love kinda shy but also blunt medic #heavy my beloved #engineer is not an uwu baby hes probably nearing 40 and a dangerous adult

[johnslittlespoon]

it's almost time. when? idk, when i stop being a coward LOL

#would be kinda funny if i waited to post it on 4/20 like haha happy bday curt *lights blunt* #genuinely can't bring myself to hit post tho been staring at it all day #it's so much scarier than posting a oneshot i want to do this right and i want to do the way i see them in my head justice #posting my writing never gets less nervewracking for me #like oh hello strangers and friends i just poured my heart out onto a page and now i'm offering it up with shaking hands #and i'm trying very hard to be normal about it because it's not that deep but also i care very much SJDGJK #but i think i'll post it before tonight i just feel NAUSEOUS #still need to write an end note anyway #i'm fr just yapping to stall atp LMAO #dog coded bucky fic #johnslittlespoon yaps #i'm also like what if it doesn't live up to expectations. LIKE YEAH WHAT IF. the world goes on. but i will be so hard on myself bruh

[doctormori]

disco doodles

#i drew authority from memori #and nailed it i think #tbh rhetoric is underrated i love that argumentative lil bitch #also a fan design for volition fullbody #i kinda like the idea of it looking kind of knight like #also the cape is added flaire #mental health hero #moridraws #fanart #disco elysium #my art #de volition #de skills #de inland empire #de authority #de electrochemistry #e-chem is smoking a comically large blunt #doodles #de rhetoric #de half-light #harry du bois #harrier du bois

[last-in-line-for-hell]

Sometimes I think about the long term side effects that could have happened to Wei Wuxian after being strangled by Jiang Cheng and my heart aches at how he just laid there and accepted it

#mdzs textpost not art #strangulation mention / #like...memory loss...combativeness... #those are both notable ones #considering how near immediately after he gives up his core and undergoes unimaginable hell in burial mounds..... #yeah honestly can’t blame him for not being himself immediately after escaping #but yeah I feel like that strangulation scene is kinda passed over by everyone #like I agree I feel bad for JC for having lost everything here #but we gotta agree that strangling wwx was uh really not okay at all #the fact wwx just lays there and takes it kills me too #anyway I’m still gone from here this is just another thought that wouldn’t leave my head haha #*puts this thought in the pile of ‘WWX’s traumas that no one takes seriously including himself’ #also to be blunt lotus pier’s takeover was not WWX’s fault and if you think it is I genuinely don’t understand how you came to that #esp bc wwx lost just as much here guys #the day people stop victim blaming wwx in this fandom....

[codeopathy]

fuck with me

rurik ik its ur birthday but what the fuck is this. i fuck with it but also like what the fuck

#asks.exe #SO I DUNNO MY HORROR FILMS WELL SO MY ONLY CONTEXT IS THE ONE TIME WE DEALT WITH THIS GUY IN DBD #SO ALL I CAN THINK IS THIS BITCH OFFERING ME A BLUNT ON THE HOOK #im ggonna make a new tag for friends fuck it #mutuals.gov #also the only reason idk my movies is bc i used to really not like the idea of horror films but now i kinda like em with friends so. #so sorry mister pinhead i cant use ur bong

[ria-starstruck]

love the hc that the dreamers we see in-game r just wearing funerary clothes bc it gives me the excuse to prettify lurien's design

#hollow knight #hollow knight fanart #hollow knight lurien #hollow knight design #hollow knight watcher #i'm goin off foileadeux's lurien who is blunt + good w social matters/reading people/that kinda shtick #but i also want to make this guy a massive introvert at the same time #so basically the dynamic is: guy who enjoys taking lava baths for fun as a hobby (he is not fireproof) #guy who gets all the adrenaline rush he needs by talking to some random noble guest and rides the high of a successful conversation for #like 4 business weeks or smth #im also considering what if his clothes r still considered like funerary garb like this anyway n it's kinda a bit #oh. goth. lmao #anyway #the last one is my fave design but i couldn't decide if i should have sleeves or transparent sleeves or no sleeves etc etc

[normalsnails]

Long awaited rika sketch, traditional edition because i am too tired to get my drawing tab out! It turned out okay, i CANNOT DRAW HIS FRINGE 🥲

#i was literally lying in bed and thinking #i should sketch rika #so i did 👍 #tenkuu shinpan #high rise invasion #Honjo Rika #i need to work on drawing men but i think i nailed his baby face icl #ALSO THE PENCIL WAS BLUNT AND HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE MR. AZUMA 🙀 rika is harukas dad confirmed #he also is in a tshirt because I couldn’t figure out that schoolshirt

[brainworms-all-night-long]

I should be sleeping but instead I was thinking about the age old question of "Does Tails need Sonic?" and I think maybe I might have an answer for that.

The answer would however, depend on what does Tails need Sonic for;

Survival? No.

I mean, a story where Tails just dies or gets killed before he leaves his village would be an interesting angst one-shot but probably wouldn't make a narative or a longstanding AU. And as shown, no matter the odds or luck, Tails always manages to get by, being the crafty genius fox that he is. He always eventually manages to stand up for himself and either hide away somewhere, plan a world anahilation out of spite or be found by Eggman or something.

What about the potential at a semi healthy mental state and kinda stable life with happiness, purpose and unconditional love? Yes.

Even if all that Tails needs is anyone in general to show him kindness and acceptance, Sonic the one character Tails would probaly flourish with the most, seeing as the hedgehog is the shining beacon of hope, optimism and freedom to everyone around him, even his enemies sometimes. With Sonic's love for adventure and freedom, he gives Tails the experience associated with such and indirectly fueling his motivation and desire to create. With his stubbornness and optimism he does worry and unfortunately carry on some of those traits to his lill bro, but nontheless definitely males every day worth living and fighting for.

Theres also just the fact that they're the cosmic truth and the brothers ever.

#sonic the hedgegog #woa this got kinda sappy near the end #also kinda blunt ouch theres brain fog its 1:30 im sorry #This goes both ways btw #The brothers ever need each other #Not for the basic necessities of staying alive but like where's the life in thatSonic admires his lill bro to no end as well #who knows where he would be without Tails' big brain getting them trough all the situations neededing plans in sooner advance than 3 secs #miles tails prower #tails the fox #sonic #sonic and tails #damn shouldve writen this a couple of hours sooner for Wednesday oh well #silly brainworms

[guideaus]

Something i like in hgsn is that "hikaru"'s blunt attitude helps them with their investigation. if yoshiki noticed the name tag in this scene, he'd absolutely be too nervous to inquire further considering the past events, while hikaru straight up is like "oh are you the daughter of (the person i killed recently)?" Him also asking her abt who mom matsuura thought he was, while yoshiki balks bc he thinks its akin to bruce wayne being like "do you know who batman is?", or whatever lol, when realistically, no one should be suspecting hikaru of being an inhuman killer.

#personal #hgsn #hikaru's... lack of empathy or concern for tact helps them figure things out #reading that chapter tho feels funny bc he does kinda get too weird abt it #him being like 'ah ok so i'm- oh wait the ~brainsnatcher~ is a monster right?' #i kinda wanna look and see what other times yoshiki's like 'wh- you cant do that!' #theyre definitely not all helpful lol. him gobbling down snacks or calling the lady he killed weird doesnt help but it shows his personalit #which i like :) #i'll make a blunt hikaru compilation lol w an added stressed yoshiki #...........................but also its kinda weird considering his EXTREMELY reactive behavior to being questioned FHDSJFDS #hikaru: so i- IT did..? #also hikaru after someone asks who he is: *goes into killer mode*

[b4kuch1n]

so sorry if this is an annoying question, but what brush do you use for lineart? the soft, crunchiness of it compliments your style so so much...

it's not annoying at all! I do fully recognise that the specific brushes I use to draw contribute hugely to my process, least of all because they have a certain kinetic "feeling" to roll out onto the canvas lol. this is the brush I currently use to ink!

it's a lot less 'textured' and much softer than my previous inking brush, but just as hard to magic wand when I need to color in lol. the SAI textures and brushmaps I have on this setup can be found over here - the person who originally made them was on deviantArt but has deleted their account a long time ago, and I still haven't been able to find them again 😔

#bakuspeech #details #<- this tag usually has all of the like. setup stuff I use #and also! I will be making a ''speedpaint'' type video thingy. with this stuff demonstrated more clearly #hopefully. I'll try to edit the video so that's shown throughout #I literally haven't downloaded new brushes for like. years. I've been using these same ones across like 4 setups #literally ported them to SAI2 to use fjfhdjh they behave kinda weirdly in SAI2 #which is fair. its a different program than SAI. also kinda the reason why I switched over to inking with this brush here #cause the old brush doesnt like... taper. in SAI2. its blunt #and now that Ive used this one for a while I got too into the cleaner softer look of it hehe #hope u have a good time hangin out with this brush if u do!

[boygirltreehouse]

duke would b such an asshole robin..like put him in that little suit he would've thought he had all the authority in the whole world, disrespecting niggas right in their faces..

#my favorite hc for a robin duke au is that he well hes kinda shit athletically like objectively the worst combat wise #like he can probably scrap but in canon he didnt really start getting into fights until he was in his teens #hes good at dodging tho! and isnt that all that really matters #he will try to catwheel and bruce has to rush and catch him b 4 he fully eats shit #also hes super blunt mainly based on his interactions w bruce in zero year #very easily entertained tho he'll go from judging to fully bouncing with excitement #the signal #thought bubbles #baby bats

[brawlqueen]

Stolen from: very talented : @sins-of-the-sea / @immy-ooc ! 🐇

USE LETTERS FROM YOUR MUSES FIRST NAME TO DESCRIBE THEIR PERSONALITY.

Mature

Intelligent

Zealous

Unafraid

Kind

Independent.

tagging: @zelotae @nostomannia @godfrey-industries @bonescribes @dnangelic @thebreakfastmuses @musekaiplex @psychcdelica @hopefromadoomedtimeline @saizansha @shatteredwastes @stellarhistoria @nulltune @auburniivenus @sheyearns @sinplly @cosmicdreamt + anyone who wants to !

#she's v zealous about anyone bullied / oppressed / lgbtq+ basically anyone who suffers her goal i think in life really rn is just #to prevent a lot of suffering within a realistic sphere #i love how mizuki sincerely says she'd fly to anyone who was hurting and give them a hug then beat the 'bastard who made them hurt' #she's such a protector and uh can back it tf up #super passionate about loving who unlocks her heart and protecting and encouraging. but also realistic and blunt and can be moody. #also the insane trauma kinda . . . yeah. #i highly rec og ai1 to get an idea of mizuki ! #she's a bit more cheerful now but still . . . #𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒 *ೃ༄ “you wanna fight? bring it on!” #𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐘*ೃ༄ and this line is your path & this cross is your heart. #𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐌𝐒 *ೃ༄ all bite; all might; all heart. #i love my demi-pan girl she has lots of love and lots of rage and lots of uh ... mascots ! yea. #Q.

[softpastelqueer]

I guess this is the adhd and autism speaking, but I never felt it was ever important to correct people’s assumptions or accusations they had towards me, partially for the obvious reasons of you can’t control what other people think of you but also because I just assume people will drop it (partially because I feel these assumptions are obviously incorrect and therefore I find it strange for others to allow it to take up brain space) or forget about it because I 100% do not think about others in any meaningful way and I struggle comprehending that other people constantly think about others even when they’re not in front of them

So I’m always distressed and shocked when people continue to believe whatever nonsense despite limited to zero direct interaction with me since the last time, because I’m like ???? Why would I be on your mind???

My mind is just mansard roofs and graveyards

#that said I will avoid anyone who does assumptions or accusations more than once because it makes me uncomfortable #like for instance I’m on very low contact with someone irl who kept accusing I was their random anons and I just started avoiding them #because I’ll be blunt the first time around but then kinda just avoid it if it’s more than once #I don’t like feeling constantly bombarded with random accusations or assumptions so I do tend to find it very annoying and so I avoid #however I do have very strong emotional permeance issues so I can’t fathom thinking of others like that #my brain just doesn’t work like that #I also don’t understand why I have to PROVE an assumption or accusation is wrong when others don’t have to prove it’s true? #so tbh that’s so incompatible with the way my brain operates