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#but Facebook is it's own fucking up hill battle and it's like go back to playing 1010! and shit on your phone instead
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Having to explain to my mom that 5min crafts is a content farm/what that is. That sure they have some genuine hacks, but a lot are genuinely dangerous and bad
It's like I'm not trying to be the parent, but I've been on the internet daily since I was 9 years old and you respectively have only been on it for maybe 8 years? Consistently? And only on Facebook. Like man the shit I have seen has aged me a lot more mentally than I care to admit.
It's so hard too bc I know I should like a know it all/conspiracy freak when I tell her not to get a reddit bc she's gonna get sucked into a WS cult and get radicalized, or when I tell her Facebook reels is the same as tiktok. Which she has continuously forbade me to have since it came out (bc evil chinese company. It's okay when it's an evil American company though). That she needs to be careful and not just believe whatever she sees, but it's like for once I DO know more and I DO need to be the adult.
Like I remember having so many fucking talks to get her out of that SAVE THE CHILDREN shit and debunking the wayfair shit, and the Hillary Clinton shit, and all this shit. I constantly am telling her "nope that's antisemitism in disguise, heres why" ab stupid theories and shit and why they're harmful and it's like I want to fucking scream
Idk where I was going with this but like god I'm tired
#and she gets mad when im 'parenting' her and its like well then fucking use your brain!!! think before you share shit! ask questions!!!!#had to explain that the reason jfk had a diff coffin on air force one wasn't like a body swap but bc the first casket wasnt secured right#and the man was LEAKING in the fucking casket and they had to get a clean easier to transport one#that it was his family that didnt want it open not the gov like the man had half a fucking head at that point!! what did you expect?!#and then shes like well how do YOU know all this shit. how do you know YOURE right and Its like bc i check my sources?? bc i know how to??#bc i actually use my brain and dont sit in a digital echo chamber validating what i want to hear#thankfully we dont actually get fox in our house somehow (god probably) and we dont have cable so she cant watch fox & friends#but Facebook is it's own fucking up hill battle and it's like go back to playing 1010! and shit on your phone instead#and she stays on Facebook for that dopamine hit and its like i know you have adhd and your dr doesnt believe you but for godsake#i stg she's the reason my body hair is still turning white. it initially stated bc my dad was causing us so much fucking stress and then#it lessened a bit but now im finding more and more like my body is eating the pigment sgdgdgdgd#im gonna go gray by 35 i stg i have ONE white hair on my head and have gotten several on every part of my body like eyebrows and armpits ect#the funniest is leg hair like oh okay go grandpa#ANYWAYS im tired and i guess i needed to get this out#marquilla
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Survey #469
“i am hungry for some unrest  /  i wanna push it beyond a peaceful protest”
Do you have any goats? Can't say I do. Are you going to be getting any new pets soon? No. Would you rather be a panda or grizzly bear? As a protected species, I'd say a panda. Do you like BBQ sauce? I hate it. Can you do a twirl like a ballerina? No. Does your house have a pool? No. Do you own an iPad? No. What’s a topic you’ve drastically changed your opinion on? A LOT. Many years ago, I was very conservative, now I'm definitely more liberal. What’s an achievement you hope to see humanity accomplish in your lifetime? I'd really love to see great improvements in nature and wildlife conservation. Are you and your SO Facebook official? We're like... half official? He never checks his notifications, EVER, so he hasn't verified our relationship status. Instead, it just says on my profile "in a relationship with ____ (pending)." I don't mind, though. "Facebook official" doesn't mean much to me at all. What matters is that we know. Have you ever bathed in a river or a lake? I've swum in them, but I most certainly haven't bathed in one. Have you bought a bag of potato chips in the past week? No. I avoid chips because I'll eat too many. What was your first job? And how long did you work there? I was a sales associate at GameStop for like two months, but keep in mind I was VERY rarely on the schedule, so I probably didn't even work for a week's time in total. Can you drive? I can, but I don't do it well and don't have my license. My permit's even long expired. I plan on forcing myself to practice and get licensed once I get new glasses, though (whenever I can afford that...). Right now I couldn't even pass the vision test. I just have to do it; public transport isn't big here AT ALL, and I can't keep relying on others to get me everywhere. Do you spend too much time online? Way, way too much. Extremely high odds are, if I'm conscious, I'm on the computer. I want to change that so badly and experience other things in life way more regularly, it's just an addiction that has been an issue since I was first exposed to the Internet. Do you like to travel? I barely ever get to do it, but yes, I love it. How did you first notice the last person you kissed? Well, it's kinda hard NOT to subconsciously notice the guy who played the fuckin' huge-ass tuba in band, ha ha. Why will/won’t you and your ex get back together? THE ex, because 1.) I'm sure he wants nothing to do with me, and 2.) because I'd be much too worried he'd leave again if I relapse with my depression badly enough. Do you use the words "I love you" too lightly? Definitely not. Do you like pizza? Legit, are there people who don't like pizza???? Do you use an alarm clock? I use my phone for that. Name something that is currently making you happy. Girt is making me really, really happy. I'm still not happy at my core, but, y'know. A person can't do that, anyway. What do you want for Christmas this year? Stiiiill a 40 gallon for Venus with proper equipment... I need a fucking job. That's going to be my answer possibly past Christmas because I just completely rely on my parents financially. Are you excited for the holidays? Very, except for Thanksgiving. I'm way more hyped for Halloween and Christmas and all it entails than usual. Name one tattoo you would like to get someday. I'll give ya one I don't think I've mentioned. On top of one of my hands, over some sort of fiery graphic, I want "Gefährlich ist wer Schmerzen kennt" (translated to "whoever knows pain is dangerous") written in fine text. It's a lyric from the song "Feuer frei!" by Rammstein that I just find very powerful, and not necessarily in an dark way. Are you afraid of stink bugs? Yes, because they're a form of beetle, which tend to scare me. Do you wear contact lenses? No, but I wish. :/ There are piercings I want that would look stupid with glasses. One of my eyes has such bad vision that I need a weighted contact in it (don't ask me exactly what the difference is), and I could feel it way too clearly in my eye, and it made it heavy. Wearing those contacts did NOT last long; I went back to my glasses. Have you ever danced in the rain? No. What was your last dream about? Astonishingly, I don't remember. Where was the last place you went besides your house? The doctor's office. Do you feel like you're judged for your looks? Being someone who is by definition obese, I'm certain some people do. Do you fight with your parents a lot? No. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over. Why? I never have been. Do you like hot sauce? Yes. How bored are you right now? Very, very bored. As a side effect of depression, I experience severe anhedonia like... constantly, at least to some degree. No exaggeration. It makes my life a fucking drag. It's why I take surveys so much; the randomness of the questions is at least a momentary distraction. Do you think you would make a good model? Hell no. Even if I was in a physical shape for anyone to be interested in photographing me, I would feel WAY too awkward. Are you a good singer? No. Do the Emergency Alert System noises on TV freak you out? Yes, because I immediately assume it's a tornado warning. Describe your perfect date. Actually I'm planning something for Girt and me hopefully on Halloween (or if he has to work, at least close to) that is like absolutely effin' perfect for me. Carve some pumpkins together, make those Pillsbury Halloween cookies, and binge some spooky movies. :') Do your parents trust you? Yeah. Do you like pot roast? No. Have you ever thought about being a stripper? No. Are you flexible? No. Can you wiggle your nose? Nope. Have you ever played Mario Kart? Yes. My younger sister especially was sooo good at it; she doesn't even play video games and yet she was hooked on it for a while. How often do you go shopping for clothes? Almost never. I really, really need to for undergarments and pants now. Do you have a high IQ? I don't know my IQ, but I very much doubt it. Would you ride a motorcycle if you had the chance? No. They scare me. Have you ever been bitten by a dog? No. Do you like the smell of cinnamon? yessssss Do you like frogs? I love those lil bug-eyed cuties!!! :') Are you afraid of dying? Not massively. I mean yeah, I don't want to die and the fear of the unknown is there, but I really don't think I'm as scared of it as most people. Do you like bananas? Yeah. Where's the last place you've been to out of state? Lake Gaston in Virginia. What are you listening to right now? I'm watching another playthrough of Fatal Frame 3. Gotta say it's probably my favorite that I've seen/played of the franchise now. Would you rather use a trackpad or a mouse? Mouse, for sure. Do you like steak? Yes. What was the best gift you've ever received? My late dog. Tell me one of your pet peeves. Consistently trying to make conversation with me when I have headphones on. It's a bitchy pet peeve, but a pet peeve nonetheless. Do you like to keep your nails painted? I don't paint my nails or care to. Are you a Duck Dynasty fan? I was a long time ago when I actually watched it. I wouldn't watch it now because I don't support the overly-conservative cast, having followed a couple on Facebook for a time. Have you ever played with Silly Putty? As a kid, for sure. I loved that stuff. Do you take in a lot of caffeine daily? Yes. :x Do you know a lot about history? Definitely not. Are you allergic to pollen? Yes. Would you rather play Xbox or PlayStation? I'm a PlayStation gal. Have you ever worked at a fast food place? No, and I neeeeever would. Hungry people are the worst. Do you like hot tubs? Meh, I have to be in the right mood. Do you know anyone who is battling cancer? Not at this current moment. Are you good at doing fractions? NOOOOOOO, or doing ANY kind of math. Have you ever auditioned for a talent competition? No. Would you rather get high or get drunk? I've never experienced either, but probably high. Being drunk is usually synonymous with being sloppy. Do you like the Silent Hill movies? AYEEEEEEEEE I'm the chick to ask! I love the first one, it's brilliant and loyal to the idea of the series but still unique from the original story of the pilot game. The second one is objectively fucking awful story-wise and is SO all over the place, but I can still enjoy it as an obsessed fan of that franchise. Did you ever want to be a doctor? I wanted to be a vet for a long time, if that counts. [TW: SUICIDE] The last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them? I probably cried some/was teared up to some degree when he visited me in the ER after my overdose. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 1 month? Is this written for a middle schooler? No shit I could, and have in the past on more than one occasion. Have you kissed someone with braces? No. Is this the best year of your life? Nooo sir. Can you have more than one best friend? Yeah. What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider? Hot chocolate. ooo: What are your full initials? BMD. Would you ever let your grandma set you up on a blind date? She's dead, but if she wasn't? HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO. Do you ever wonder if you will get in a car accident and die? As someone who is terrified of driving, absolutely. I'm primarily more concerned about becoming paralyzed from the neck down, though. I'd rather die than that. So your ex comes to you and says “I want you back”, what do you say? I'd probably say, "I'm happy to finally be able to say 'no'" or something along those lines. Maybe even just a simple "no." Which was worse for you: freshman year of high school or of college? College. I was so fucking depressed and lost. What is the last language you spoke, other than your first? German. Would you ever consider moving to a different country? Canada, yes, if it didn't mean leaving my family and now boyfriend. What is your favourite food from your culture? Burgers. @_@ Other than your name, what was the last name someone called you? Britt. If you could find one long lost friend of the past, who would it be? Megan. I found her on Facebook before and sent her two messages over the past something years, but she never responded. It's frustrating, like I was so close to reuniting with her, but not close enough. Do you wash your hair or your body first when taking a shower? Hair. Have you ever been to a nursing home? Yes, with my mother to visit someone.
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Hey! Can you rec some sterek soulmate! Fics pls? Thank you so much
Marked by Verya
The name of a person’s soulmate appears on their skin, in that person’s handwriting, at the age of twenty. Derek has been wondering for the past several years, what kind of name is Mieczyslaw?
Body Language by LadyMerlin
In an alternate universe, soulmates exist, and they can communicate with each other by writing on their own skin.
The catch? No one knows their soulmates’ name. It could literally be anyone under the sun, and Stiles just doesn’t have that kind of patience.
Ink Me by AsagiStilinski
Derek is never going to find his soulmate, because there’s no way in hell there exists a man named Mieczyslaw in Beacon Hills
Then Erica hires Stiles
Beat by Kalira
Derek’s heartsong isn’t quite normal, but he’s always loved the drumming beat that winds through his dreams. He didn’t expect to find that its origin, his other half, has been waiting right in front of him.
Accidents Happen by pyrrhical (anoyo)
Settling a soul bond was exactly as romantic as the movies made it seem: a simple kiss.
As it so happened, CPR worked, too.
Fate Thinks It’s Funny by AsagiStilinski
In a world where everyone has their soulmate’s first words to them printed on their wrists, Derek and Stiles end up with some of the worst: “Oh God please help” and “Derek” respectively
To be fair, their first meeting is almost as ridiculous as it sounds like it would be
Take My Mind, Take My Pain by LessonsFromMoths
Soulmate AU where you have a black stain where your soulmate is supposed to touch you for the first time and it turns to millions of colors once they do.Stiles was born with a very visible black palm on his cheek.
Three Marks by sanam
“And then there was pain again, but this time it was in only three places—his arm, below his clavicle, and next to his heart, all on the left side. It felt like the skin was being sliced apart, ripped open, flayed off—And suddenly it was done.Derek looked across the room and saw the boy on the floor, looking about as bad as Derek felt.”
Derek and Stiles learn that bonding is probably best done with ridiculous amounts of video games and maybe a little bit of time.
In Name Only by Cobrilee
In a world where no one finds out who their soulmate is until after they get married, Stiles concocts the perfect scheme: marry his long-time client, Derek Hale…
You know. Just to find out who he should be marrying.
There’s no way this could go wrong.
Yeah, Pass The Salt, Stiles by CallieB
Yeah, pass the salt, Stiles.
They’re not particularly inspiring words. Not like the long stream of goo spilling over Scotty’s arm. But somewhere, Stiles’ soulmate is out there, waiting to say them to him.
If only he could stop thinking about the mysterious hot stranger he met in the woods.
A Second Chance at First Impressions by Cobrilee
Derek grew up with the world’s most embarrassing soulmark, which is honestly not the best first impression his soulmate could make. Then he meets the guy, and all of a sudden the soulmark doesn’t matter quite so much after all.
spice up your life! by callunavulgari
“I said,” the girl drawls, setting her elbow down in a saucer of ketchup and grimacing. “That this whole soulmate thing is fucking stupid. You’re supposed to find someone based off of the music they’re listening to? How would you even know what was really stuck in your head and what was in theirs? It’s complete shit.”
Derek, who has had everything from Dancing Queen to the Barney theme song stuck in his head all night, winces, and says abruptly, “I think my soulmate is in middle school.”
Secondhand Soulmate by AnnoyinglyCute, Inell
Not always, not even most of the time, but sometimes – 24% of the time, statistically speaking – people meet their soulmates and live happily ever after.
THIS isn’t that story.
This is the story of Stiles Stilinski, whose soulmate died before he was born. This is the story of all the sorrows and heartache Stiles experienced, all the bullying and oppression from those who should know better but didn’t. This is also the story of the friendships Stiles made along the way, of the battles he fought – and won – and the love that endured through it all.
I Was Present While You Were Unconscious by CharWright5
Stiles had often thought about how he’d meet his soul mate, the literal muscular man of his dreams. He just didn’t ever imagine finding him on Facebook where a friend had shared a news article about a werewolf John Doe in a coma after a car wreck four hours out of town. And he also didn’t expect to bond and fall in love with the guy’s family before ever saying two words to him out loud.
Written in the Stars by Quixoticity
Derek Hale is a lucky guy. He’s got a great family, good friends, and a fulfilling job as a tattoo artist.
He’s also one of the twenty-five per cent of the population born with a soul mark.
He likes his life, but he’s waiting for his soul-match. The odds of meeting them aren’t great but hey, Derek’s a lucky guy. He has faith.
He can’t believe how good his luck really is when one day his soul-match wanders right into his studio, all long limbs and copper eyes. There’s just one problem: Stiles is there to get his soul mark covered up. Permanently.
94%, Dude by eeyore9990
The guy was really too young for the leather daddy aesthetic, but with the leather and the more-beard-than stubble and the eyebrows… Yeah, he was kinda working the hot grumpy leather daddy biker gang leader look.
And Stiles liked it.
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For the prompt: Sterek soul mark fic wherein marks never match, they just line up perfectly to be a shape.
Marks and Mics by DLanaDHZ
Hale siblings Derek and Laura have been hired to run security for Stiles Stilinski’s music tour. Business as usual, except someone is trying really hard to prove they’re incapable and hurt Stiles. Derek finds himself curious about Stiles’ bitter attitude and a strange illness that plagues the singer. And on top of that, Derek’s soulmate remains elusive.
Worth Waiting For by yodasyoyo
Stiles slumps further in his desk chair, and stares disconsolately out of his bedroom window. Perhaps he should be celebrating. After all, this afternoon a soulmark appeared on his wrist revealing the name of his soulmate.
He has a soulmate.
Fuck. He scrubs one hand across his face.
This is a disaster.
Covered in Fur and (Your) Words by OverMyFreckledBody
People that said that the words on your skin - the first ones from your soulmate - didn’t matter or affect your life were big fat liars. Stiles is one hundred percent sure he wouldn’t have started creating costumes if it weren’t for the words What the hell kind of costume is that? on his arm. He’s also sure that if he never got into the hobby, he would never have met the man who said them.
Model Material by dobrien
Prompt: Soulmates AU where any tattoos one half of the soulmate pairing get show up on the other person’s body. Can be taken in any direction the author wants but no suicide etc.Model/Soulmate AU: Stiles finds out who his soulmate is and he’s willing to do what it takes to meet them, even if that means becoming a model for Alpha Fashion Magazine.
The Possibility of Silence and the Reality of Sound by crossroadswrite
Derek grew up knowing that soulmates are something to be cherished, so when he got a voice in his head, childish thoughts and flashes of color and objects, he’d excitedly jumped on his mother’s bed to tell her. She had smiled, ruffled his hair and told him how she was proud of him, even though Derek hadn’t really done anything.
I’m Lost In You by matildajones
He knows he should move but a part of him still feels paralyzed. He has clear feelings of not being able to move his body, of not being able to even blink.
“Oh my god,” Stiles says, and he clambers to his feet, feeling dizzy. He easily finds a mirror in the room and then the most gorgeous eyes stare back at him. They’re a sea-green instead of the normal brown that he’s used to.
He’s looking at his soulmate.
Stiles wakes up in his soulmate’s body, on his twenty-second birthday, with blurry memories of the past year. Derek doesn’t wake up at all.
There’s a cup with his name on it by hellodickspeight
The sight before him is breathtaking. Wide opened whiskey eyes searching above his head, pink lips slightly parted, tongue wetting them as he considers his choice, messy brown hair sticking in every direction, moles dotting a pale skin, Derek can’t wait to ask for his name.
A soulmate AU where people have the first name of their soulmates written on their body.
Of Soulmates, Pseudonyms and Misunderstandings by halcyon1993
Ever since he asked his mother one evening why she had his dad’s name tattooed on the inside of her left wrist, Derek has dreamed of finding his soulmate. There’s only one problem—the name that appears on his wrist on his eighteenth birthday is something he can’t even read.
Soul-Mark by PaigeRhiann
His wolf purrs happily because it has taken eighteen years and getting his family killed to finally discover the name of his promised. The person he’s destined to be with. Or, as Werewolves call it – Mate.
“Genim S.” He repeats
“That’s a really fucking weird name” Laura snorts, turning back to the movie.
“Yeah, it is” he nods.
Connected by readridinghood
After the death of his wife, Stiles finds himself left alone with their three children, struggling to keep from being sucked into a void of grief and despair that her death left him with. Knowing his children are safe in the pack’s arms under Derek’s watchful eyes, he struggles to regain his footing. What do you do when the world keeps tumbling over you and what you’ve thought of as fact no longer holds true? As the world comes back into focus, so does the love for Derek he thought he’d long since conquered and now with his eyes open, what he thought was the end of him, is only a new beginning.A decade after he fell in love with Stiles, countless days of keeping himself restrained while building a friendship with him, Derek finds out with absolute certainty that Stiles is his mate. You only mate once in your life, so how is it that Stiles was mated to Sophia, his wife and mother of his three children, the woman he is grieving the loss of at the same moment that Derek makes his discovery.
An Unpredictable Amount of Turtles by skoosiepants
Stiles says, “I have a five year plan. A five year plan to popularity that will tank the minute I meet this guy.”
“I feel like you’re exaggerating,” Scott says, but Scott has a katana-wielding badass waiting for him at the other end of the rainbow, and Stiles has terrariums.
Or—
A soulmate au with turtles and angst.
Soul McMates by distortedreality
The black script magically inked onto Stiles’ skin at birth declares that the first thing he’ll say to his soulmate is “welcome to McDonalds, how may I help you”.
Stiles’ life was clearly destined to be a fucking joke from the start.
Who’s the Loser Now? by Scavenger
Stiles just expects to run and swim, hopefully come at least third place, and then go home. The universe has other plans.
To Leave A Mark by Fanfiction_is_Literature
Stiles Stilinski was born with a strange mark on his skin that resembled a paw print. No one thought much about it since birthmarks weren’t rare, but Stiles started to notice it change as he got older.
Derek Hale was a rare werewolf: the kind with a soulmark on his skin. But as tragedy struck both him and his mate, his interest dwindled in finding him or her. That is, until he started to notice similar changes from his mark in a certain teenaged boy with an alarming amount of moles.
Or: The Soulmate AU where soulmates are rare and get tattoo-looking marks on their skins that describe their mate.
Sparks (Your Touch) by stilesanderek (minxxx)
Stiles has always dreamed of imprinting. Of touching someone for the first time and feeling his world changing right then and there. Of knowing that that person would love you and be with you until the day you die. And yet nothing could have prepared him for with whom he finally imprints.
Or in which when Stiles gets promoted to detective, he gets a new partner, Laura Hale, with whom he instantly becomes best friend and who he thinks is the most perfect person to step into his life, the only problem being that her brother Derek hates his guts.
Countdown by actingup
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He always imagined meeting his soul mate would take forever; that time would slow down and he would see them walking towards him, he would know without a doubt who it was. It might have been someone he’s seen before but never talked to, or it might be a complete stranger that he never would have guessed. He didn’t imagine it in front of about a hundred people, maybe two-hundred, at a Dolphin show.
soulmates tbh by bleep0bleep
“It’s been five months,” Derek says darkly. “Why am I still getting these proposals? You know these are probably all fake marks.”
Five months since the paparazzi had snapped that photo of him with the overzealous fan tugging at his shirt, five months since millions of people on the Internet realized that the birthmark revealed was in fact, the mark, five months Derek was inundated by claims from people who desperately wanted him to believe that they were his soul-mate.
Soulseeker by alisvolatpropiis
Sighing, Stiles reaches for Derek’s big hands, cradled in his broad lap, his skin lighting up even more at Derek’s touch. He takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, preparing himself to look for Derek’s soulmate. Whoever you are, he thinks, you better be worth him.
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SanversWeek - Day 2 - Nerd Girlfriends
Summary:  Alex has a nerdy secret that Maggie finds out about and it leads to an entertaining evening.   Tags: @outside-the-government @littlecarowrites @secretgaygentdanvers @queercapwriting @auduna-druitt @whatif-animagineblog Author’s note: This one was incredibly fun for me to write, as I’m a huge World of Warcraft nerd myself.  Thanks to @outside-the-government both for betaing, and intentionally killing her WoW toon while I was writing so I could add what was on the death pop-up to the story, kek.  If you would like to be added to my tag list, please send me an ask or a message! <3  (I haven’t added all of the people on my normal tag list to these fics, because I’m not sure if you guys want to be tagged for Supergirl.  Please let me know if you want to!)
             It started out casually, when Maggie started staying over more.  She’d bring her laptop, and for an hour or two in the evenings, they’d sit across from each other at the table, doing their own thing on their computers in amiable silence, occasionally playing footsie and tossing the odd comment back and forth, usually sharing some kind of snack.  
                It became a regular thing after Maggie had moved in.  Several nights a week they’d sit, their laptops back to back, doing their own things.  Neither of them really asked what the other was doing, each content to absorb themselves in their various activities.  Neither was aware that the other quickly minimized a certain window when the other walked by, or brought them food, or came anywhere near them during these times.  They both had perfected not making a sound while doing their thing, no matter how happy or frustrated they became.
                One night, Maggie was scowling darkly at her computer. Alex kept glancing at her, eyebrow raised, but Maggie never looked up.  She was typing furiously, and seemed angry, but she didn’t offer an explanation and so Alex did not ask for one.  Alex could have sworn she heard Maggie muttering “fucking noob” at one point, but thought her mind must’ve been playing tricks on her when she looked up and Maggie looked like she hadn’t even spoken.
                Slightly suspicious, Alex looked back down at her own laptop, only to see that her character was flat on the ground with the message “6 minutes until release.  Release spirit?” popped up on her screen.
                “Seriously?!” she groaned at the screen, sighing as she released her character’s spirit and began the lengthy trek back to her corpse, where it lay at the bottom of a cliff, having just plummeted to it’s death during Alex’s lapse of concentration.  
                “Problems, Danvers?” Maggie asked, now raising an eyebrow at her.
                “Nope, all good,” Alex said quickly, cursing herself.  She wasn’t sure how Maggie would react to her playing one of the most stereotypical nerdy video games in the world and so she kept it to herself for now, indulging in her guilty pleasure and minimizing the screen when Maggie got up to make popcorn a little while later, pretending she was browsing Facebook instead.
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                A few nights later when Maggie wasn’t home, Alex had logged into her game and was chatting via headphones and a mic with Winn Schott, who was walking her through her first raid of the new expansion whose content she’d become greatly behind in due to lack of play time.   Winn was explaining things like she was a complete beginner, and she was starting to get annoyed.
                “Winn, I’m not a moron, I know how to play my damn character. Just explain the mechanics of the boss or I’m hanging up and resorting to Youtube,” she griped into the mic, shaking her head.  
                “Okay, okay, sorry,” he said hastily, sounding a mixture of indignant and frightened.  “There were some changes to ferals with the last patch and I just wasn’t sure if you kn--”
                “Boss. Mechanics. Schott.”  Alex said shortly, raising an eyebrow that he couldn’t see, though she bet he could see it in his mind.
                Winn spluttered a little, sighed, and then began explaining the mechanics of the fight to Alex as their group gained members and they got ready to start the encounter.  The fight started off smoothly and Alex grinned as she got into the battle, focused on laying on her damage as hard as possible.
                “I’ve got the adds,” she said, switching targets and attacking the demons swarming the group.  “Stay on the boss, Winn, I got this!” she insisted, tapping the keys furiously.  
                At that moment, Alex heard the doorknob turning and the door to the apartment starting to open.  Her heart leapt into her throat as she realized Maggie was entering – how had she not heard the key turning?!
                “I gotta go, sorry Winn!” she hissed into the mic, bringing up the menu of the game with lightning speed and clicking the “Exit game” option.
            ��   “What?! Alex, we’re halfway through this figh-” Winn’s indignant splutter was cut off as Alex killed the voice chat program too and whipped the headphones into her lap as Maggie stepped fully into the room, dropping her keys onto the hook and looking over at Alex, amusement in her eyes.
                “What was that all about, Danvers?” Maggie asked, coming closer and peering at Alex’s guilty expression with amused suspicion.   “Who were you talking to?”
                “No one,” Alex said quickly, but when Maggie raised her eyebrow, Alex knew she must have heard her speaking.  “Okay just Winn, he was, uh, helping me sort out something on the computer, my antivirus wasn’t working,” she invented wildly, hoping she sounded convincing.  
                “Okay…” Maggie said slowly, still looking amused, and now disbelieving as well.  “Why do I get the feeling you’re lying to me?”
                “What? Me? Lie to you? No way!” Alex shook her head emphatically, trying to look hurt at the accusation.  “I just wanted to hang up with him because I love you and wanted to spend time with you the second you got home…”  Alex stood and moved over to Maggie, wrapping her arms around her girlfriend’s neck. Maggie rolled her eyes but pressed herself against Alex’s front, allowing her girlfriend to kiss her, deepening the kiss and wrapping her own arms around Alex’s middle.  After a long, steamy embrace, Maggie pulled away and eyed Alex, her gaze one of suspicion mingled with lust.  
                “I’ll let you get away with whatever you’re up to this time, Danvers… but I’m watching you,” Maggie told her, raising an eyebrow in what she apparently thought was a threatening manner.  Alex grinned and leaned closer, pressing kiss after kiss to Maggie’s neck, moving up under her jawline and kissing her hard over her pulse point, making Maggie’s breath catch.
                “I’ll consider myself warned, Sawyer…” Alex murmured into Maggie’s hair as she continued to kiss her neck, licking and suckling under her jaw.  Maggie moaned and lead Alex towards the bed, both of them stripping off clothing layers as they went, Alex thanking her lucky stars for the close call and trying not to giggle as she imagined Winn still spluttering indignantly back at his computer.  Winn disappeared from her mind pretty quickly, however, as she turned towards Maggie and was shoved backwards onto the bed, bouncing off the mattress with a gasp of anticipation as Maggie climbed on top of her and began kissing her neck instead, her hands slipping over Alex’s chest…
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              A week or so later, the evening was unfolding like many others. Both Alex and Maggie had a glass of wine and bowl of popcorn between them, but they were mostly quiet, doing their own thing on their laptops as usual.  Alex was completely unaware, however, that Maggie was wise to Alex’s secret. Maggie was a player of World of Warcraft herself, and had figured out that Alex had been hiding that she was too.  When Alex wasn’t home, Maggie had checked Alex’s laptop for the game and sure enough, there it was.  Feeling only marginally intrusive, she had quickly powered up Alex’s version of the game and found out the server and character name of what she guessed to be Alex’s main, added herself to Alex’s friendlist (hoping she wasn’t one to look at it very often) then quickly exited everything and closed the laptop.
                Now that Maggie knew, she’d been waiting for a chance to confront Alex about it, but had been trying to figure out how.  They’d only been on their computers for a minute or two before Maggie got an alert that Alex had signed in on her main character, and Maggie grinned as she realized that not only were they on opposite factions, but also on a Player vs. Player server.  Thanks to the in game friend system, Maggie could see what zone Alex’s character was in and quickly headed her way.  Once there, she got on her most impressive flying mount (unable to resist the urge to show off) and took to the skies, searching for Alex’s character. It took nearly ten minutes of searching, but finally she saw her, farming a mining node at the base of a hill.
                Maggie swooped down and charged Alex’s character without warning, her eyes flipping to Alex’s face as she did so, watching the faint flickers of surprise, then determination, then mild disappointment as Maggie killed her character pass over Alex’s face.    Maggie retreated some distance away as Alex’s spirit ran back to her corpse, then after a moment or two, attacked again.  Alex put up a better fight this time, apparently having anticipated a second attack, but her feral druid was no match for Maggie’s well-geared demon hunter. Alex’s lips had pressed together into a thin, annoyed line as she was forced to do a second corpse run, and Maggie repressed a smile, wondering how long it would take her to break.
                After the third kill, Alex’s foot started tapping impatiently. After the fourth, she took a big gulp of wine, staring at her screen with a look of murder in her eyes, and Maggie had a hard time keeping in a laugh.  The fifth time, Alex nearly managed to kill Maggie’s character, but Maggie just barely defeated her, which seemed to unhinge Alex.
                “Oh come ON,” Alex growled furiously under her breath.  Maggie put on a mask of innocence and looked up, as though only just noticing Alex’s frustration.
                “Problem, babe?”
                “No, it’s fine.”  Alex sounded grumpy, and Maggie had to bite her lip to keep laughing.  
                After the sixth kill, Alex had died enough times that the game was forcing her to wait before she was able to get back into her character’s body, and her foot started tapping faster, more impatiently.  Maggie laughed silently to herself, aware that she was enjoying this a little too much, but unwilling to drop the bomb just quite yet.
                Maggie decided to let Alex think she’d left and so she retreated, flying off to a nearby mountain and settling there for a few, letting Alex get on her own mount and run away.  She heard Alex mutter “finally” under her breath and presumably go back to what she’d been doing before. Once Maggie had determined that Alex had let her guard down a bit -her foot had stopped tapping and she no longer looked like she wanted to murder the screen- Maggie zoomed along on her flying mount, located that purple panther running through the undergrowth and dropped down, sending a warglaive flying in her direction.   Alex immediately puffed up in indignation and Maggie was unable to stop a soft laugh from escaping, though Alex was so angry and absorbed that she didn’t hear.
                “What the HELL?” Alex snapped, glaring at her screen and throwing her hands up in frustration.  She seemed to forget herself as she seethed, scowling at the computer as her character’s health disappeared once again.  “What’d I do to deserve this griefing?!”  She seemed to realize suddenly that she’d spoken out loud and her expression changed to one of wide-eyed horror, then she quickly tried to banish the look and replace it with a nonchalant one.  Maggie knew that the time was perfect and she smirked at Alex before speaking in an even, measured tone.
                “Maybe you shouldn’t have rolled a night elf.  Alliance scum.”
                Alex’s nonchalance disappeared as she stared at Maggie, dumbfounded, for several moments.  The silence was thick between them as Maggie fought to maintain a neutral expression and Alex’s gears turned.  Finally it seemed to click and Alex’s confusion turned to shock, amazement and then accusation.
                “YOU! You’re the demon hunter stalking my ass?!” Alex yelped, half-standing and pointing at Maggie accusingly.  Maggie grinned, unable to stop herself from laughing at the look on Alex’s face.
                “Well, it’s a great ass, can you blame me for stalking it?” Maggie asked innocently, laughing as Alex made a noise of disgust mixed with incredulity.  
                “Oh my god!  How long have you known?!”  Alex asked, still shocked and staring at Maggie, torn between amazement and embarrassment as she sat herself back down in her chair.  
                “A week or two.  I’ve suspected for longer.”
                “How did you figure it out?!”               “I’m a detective, Danvers, I detect.”
                “Very funny.”
                They sat there for a minute just looking at each other, Alex shaking her head, looking both amused and still vaguely scandalized, and Maggie just grinning back at her.  
                “Is that your main?” Alex asked after a while, gesturing at the screen.
                “Nah.  Usually an orc warrior, but I’m bifactional.  I have several toons on both sides.” Maggie smiled at the incredulous look on Alex’s face.  “Though I do prefer Horde.  Lok’tar Ogar.”  Alex shook her head with a disbelieving grin.
                “You are a huge nerd, Maggie Sawyer.”
                “A little rich coming from you, isn’t it, Danvers?” Maggie asked, amused.
                “It’s Winn’s fault!  He got me addicted a few years ago, I didn’t choos-”
              “Please tell me you’re not about to say “I didn’t choose the nerd life, it chose me”,” Maggie groaned, shaking her head.  Alex grinned sheepishly at her, as that had been exactly what she’d been about to say, and Maggie knew it.  
                “Fine, I’m a huge nerd too.  Happy?” Alex asked, playfully scowling at Maggie.
                “Definitely happy,” Maggie said, grinning.  “I’ll switch toons.  Let’s go kill some demons.”
                Maggie logged out of her Horde character and onto an Alliance one, joined back up with Alex’s and together, they mounted their noble steeds and rode off into the heart of the Legion to slay as many demons as they could get their nerdy, virtual hands on.
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NAME: Adam Nicholas Haley
NICKNAMES: Ads, Dickhead, various curse words, Little Hay Hay
AGE: 67, appears roughly 25
BIRTHDAY: July 28th, 1950
SPECIES: Werewolf
GENDER: Male
PRONOUNS: He/Him
FAMILY
MOTHER: Eilene Haley (née Dewitt)  
FATHER: Peter Jackson Haley
FAMILY: Adam doesn’t know anything else about his other family besides the fact that they died. His parents never talked about them, he couldn’t tell you the names of his grandparents even if he wanted to and Adam only asked a small handful of times. With his family, he learned it was better not to ask.
SIBLINGS: Jack Haley
APPEARANCE
FACE CLAIM: Zac Efron
RACE/ETHNICITY: Caucasian
HEIGHT: 6′0″ (taller than zac cause my guys gotta be at least 6)  
WEIGHT: roughly 165 lbs
BUILD: athletic, he’s ripped and he loves to show that off. Dude has worked hard for his 6-pack to be perfectly well defined so he must share his effort with the world.
HAIR: he keeps his hair short, normally with the sides cut shorter to give it a cleaner look while the top is a bit longer and wispier and can be styled into soft but defined spikes or a modified quiff.
FACIAL HAIR: he switches between clean-shaven and light stubble, but doesn’t normally go beyond that and grow a beard.
HAIR COLOR: light brown
EYE COLOR: blue
SKIN COLOR: light, in the summer he gets more tan but he white.
DOMINANT HAND: right
ANOMALIES: he’s got a thin scar going through his left eyebrow near the end of it closer to the corner of his eye (like so), it’s from a fight he got in when he was eleven and he’s always been proud of it because he won the fight against an older teen.
SCENT: Creed Aventus Cologne, not like overkill choking to death from cologne but he wears it. Also alcohol especially after 5 o’clock (or earlier depending when he starts drinking)
ACCENT: General American accent
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None
LEARNING DISABILITIES: None
ALLERGIES: He used to have seasonal allergies but since he triggered his change he hasn’t had them anymore
DISEASES: None
DISORDERS: Probably Alcohol use Disorder aka he’s an alcoholic but it’s not diagnosed
BLOOD TYPE: A-
FASHION: Abercrombie Model
TATTOOS: On his inner right bicep he a small mountain like this (minus the bird), he got it drunk off his ass one night not long after running away from home as his way of reminding himself where he came from. He spent his life under Morgan’s thumb in the view of Mt. Rainier and his tattoo serves as his reminder of that and his life from before. His cynical drunk ass knew he wanted to disappear and forget everything he had done and the person he was before, this tattoo is his painful reminder to himself that he’ll never escape his past. He wasn’t about to get Morgan’s name tramp stamped on himself so this was the way he chose to give himself a rude awakening.
PIERCINGS: None, he’s gotten drunk piercings but thankfully they heal
JEWELRY: There’s nothing he really wears often. Sometimes he’ll have on a simple leather bracelet. Normally he has nothing. He does have his father’s wedding ring and wears that on his right ring finger.
NERVOUS TICS: Bites his lips, rubs the back of his head, he taps his feet, talks even more than normal. 
HOME LIFE
HOME ADDRESS: 1905 Tree Hill Circle
RESIDES: Hollow Grove, Massachutes
BORN: Eatonville, Washington, United States
RAISED: Eatonville, Washington and then Olympia, Washington as the pack took over more land and Morgan moved them outside of the small town to avoid attention.
VEHICLE: 2015 Honda Shadow Phantom VT750C2B
PHONE: Black Samsung Galaxy s6
LAPTOP/COMPUTER: Asus Zenbook
PETS: None. Don’t trust him to keep one alive tbh.
EDUCATION AND SPECIALIZATIONS
HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION: Graduated
COLLEGE EDUCATION: Didn’t attend
MAJOR: None
MINOR: None
CAREER: Master Handy Guy at The Harbor Inn (thanks to Ade being the best and indulging him)
EXPERIENCE: He’s been doing odd jobs for thirty years, it’s how he pays for alcohol without having an actual career.
EMPLOYER: Adelaide Beauchamp
YEARLY SALARY: Roughly $14,000
WEAPONS: Never give him any weapons.
TRAINED IN: Morgan trained the young wolves of the pack like they were his own personal army. Adam received all of that training. He was built to be as deadly and destructive as possible. Before the threat of war Morgan never focused their training on guns or other weapons though they did learn how to use them. Their focus was on their powers to emphasize that werewolves were the superior species. Any other weapon was seen as nothing more than an additional tool used to win their battles. Morgan wanted them to be deadly without any aid. If they weren’t deadly without a weapon, they weren’t worth his time. Once they could effectively kill without a gun or a knife, he started their training with weapons but only then. In preparation for the war they all improved their skills using guns, then it became about killing the most humans possible. Adam was a skilled sharpshooter but hasn’t touched a gun in 30 years. Another thing he hasn’t done in years is using psychological manipulation. Controlling others through fear tactics was also part of their training. Those techniques were used on other wolves to get them to submit to Morgan. 
LANGUAGES: English, Spanish, German, some Russian
BELIEFS
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: He doesn’t give a fuck
RELIGION: Atheist
BELIEFS: When you die nothing happens, you better live life to the fullest now!
MISDEMEANORS: Public intoxication, disorderly conduct, trespassing, vandalism, simple assault from bar fights.
FELONIES: None
TICKETS AND/OR VIOLATIONS: He’s made a scrapbook of the tickets that Jack has given him. He doesn’t even read them when he gets home he puts them in the collage. Once a month he leaves Jack the collage he made.
DRUGS: Yes. He’s tried everything under the sun. Ecstasy was his favorite, LSD wasn’t too bad most of the time, the crash from cocaine was not enjoyed even though the high was, the things he saw on shrooms made him decide not to take them anymore, heroin has been tried but is largely avoided so he doesn’t become addicted (Adam likes fun, he doesn’t want his life to fall apart because of a drug). He doesn’t take drugs as often as he drinks but he’s not the type to turn it down when they’re offered. Right after the war was his worst stretch when he spiraled completely.
SMOKES: Not cigarettes, but weed yes all the time.
ALCOHOL: every day for thirty years, every night until he’s drunk. If he wasn’t a werewolf, he’d be dead.
DIET: Not healthy, thank god for werewolf metabolism
RELATIONSHIPS
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Heteroromantic
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual
MARTIAL STATUS: Never been married, never wants to be
CHILDREN: Honestly, probably out there somewhere. Thirty years of partying with many of those nights ending in a one night stand can create little Adam’s.
AVAILABILITY: Open to sleep around
LOOKING FOR: A fun night
PERSONALITY AND INTERACTION
PHOBIAS: Facing his past is the big fat #1 fear, he’s spent three decades running from it. Talking about feelings. He’s not a fan of earwigs or centipedes and calls them unnatural demon creatures but he can be near them without freaking out. 
HOBBIES: Drinking, annoying Jack, taking care of the plants in Ade’s greenhouse, sex
TRAITS: Flirtatious, childish, a risk taker, adventurous, alcoholic, king of denial, stereotypical frat boy, probably going to get himself killed young, never thinks before he acts, no impulse control, should be kept on a child leash most of the time, compulsive liar (or as he likes to call it an extravagant storyteller) but does know how to have fun and is loyal to his friends. Deep down there’s a more responsible being. Very deep down.
QUIRKS: Can’t seem to keep a shirt on. He also loves conspiracy theories. Adam doesn’t believe any of them but he could watch endless documentaries on them, they entertain the shit out of him.
SOCIAL MEDIA: He’s got it all. Facebook, instagram, snapchat, twitter. Nightly drunk snaps are always sent. Always. His instagram is mainly made up of his own shirtless pictures.
FAVORITES
LOCATION: A club with loud music, lots of alcohol, and beautiful women
SPORTS TEAM: New York Rangers
MUSIC: Anything he can dance to when he’s drunk
SHOWS: The Walking Dead, House of Cards
MOVIES: The Bourne Series, he’s a sucker for spy thrillers
BOOKS: He doesn’t read often but Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan novels  
FOOD: Steak
BEVERAGE: Everclear
COLOR: Dark Blue
MISCELLANEOUS
MORAL ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Good
MBTI: ENFP
MBTI ROLE: The Campaigner
ENNEAGRAM: Type 7
ENNEAGRAM ROLE: The Generalist
TEMPERAMENT: Sanguine
WESTERN ZODIAC: Leo (Leo by birth as well)
CHINESE ZODIAC: Tiger
PRIMAL SIGN: Wolverine
HOGWARTS HOUSE: Gryffindor
ILVERYMORNY HOUSE: Wampus
TAROT CARD: The Sun
TV TROPES: The Sidekick
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Do you wear a ring on your finger?   Not currently. I need to get my wedding and engagement rings resized. Do you expect to be married in the next two years?   Still, yes. What is your favorite type of cookie?   Sugar or super soft chocolate chip.  Are you allergic to pollen?   Nope.
Do you have more upper or lower body strength?   Lower. Do you like hot tubs?   Yes.
Do you know anyone who is battling cancer?   Yes. Have you ever donated money to a charity?   Yes. What was the last movie you’ve seen in theaters? Isle of Dogs. Do you prefer Apple or Android?   Android. Do you like the color lime green?   Yes, depending how it’s used. Do you like the Silent Hill movies? I’ve only seen one. It was okay. What movie scared you the most out of any other movies?   No movies really scared me. Tell me something you’ve been made fun of for in the past.   Being fat. Have you ever wanted to be on American Idol? When was this?   No. Do you like kissing lightly better than just making out?   Light kisses. Making out is fun every once in a while. You get a text from someone saying that they want to hang out - who would you most like it to be from?   Ellen or Kayla or Sarah magically appearing in Chicago. Do you attend school, college, or university?   No. Name 5 things you don’t believe in.   This is a broad question. If you could have any friend that you’ve lost back, who would you pick? No one, I am good with my group of friends now. Sometimes I miss my old friend Mary because she really was a blast to hang out with but she turned out to be an awful human, so, not a total loss there. When was the last time you did something for the first time?   Tomorrow I will be chaperoning a field trip for my niece’s pre-school. Something I never thought I’d ever do. Do you have blinds in your bedroom? No, I have curtains. The last news you got that shocked you, what was it, and was it good news or bad news? Good news. This group I belong to in the university I work for will be featured in a student’s final film project. If you have pets, who normally puts food and water in their dish?   She has an automatic feeder thing Mark and I take turns refilling. Mark usually gives her fresh water, but I’ve done it a few times too. Do you organize the pictures on your computer into different folders or are they all just under “My Pictures”? I need to. My laptop is a mess. Do you think if someone is in a relationship, that it is acceptable to have sleepovers with other people of their preferred sex? That would be up to the people in the relationship. Would you shoot a gun if given the chance? If you’ve shot a gun before, how many different types of guns have you shot?   I don’t think so. Maybe a paintball gun. Do you feel uncomfortable sharing things like artwork or poetry you��ve written? Is it because you don’t think it’s good enough to show off or because it’s too personal? I don’t do either of those things. For those who have anxiety, has anyone ever told you that you just need to calm down and actually face your fears? Were you insulted or frustrated by this comment? That’s literally the worst thing you can say to someone having an anxiety attack. Do you have any siblings you absolutely despise? Why do you despise them?   I have a brother in law I despise. Do knives scare you? Is it from watching scary movies? No. Say lyrics from the song currently playing?   I’m not listening to music. If you HAD to get a piercing (not ears) what would you get?   I wouldn’t, though. How many closets does your house have? 2. What has been your most epic cooking failure? I don’t know. What was the last single item you spent over $100 on? APPARENTLY I SPENT $230 IN WISCONSIN EVEN THOUGH I WAS IN CHICAGO. FUCK YOU CHASE BANK GIMME MY MONEY BACK. Have you ever climbed a chain-link fence?   Yes. What is your LEAST favorite Disney animated movie? I don’t have one. Who was the last person’s house you went to besides your own? My sister’s. Do you enjoy the birds’ singing in the morning?   It’s okay. List these apple types from greatest to worst: green, red, yellow.   In the order they are in currently. On YouTube, who are two people you find hilarious?   Grav3yardGirl and Grace Helbig. If you had to live in a palace, what would be the color scheme?   Dude I don’t know. Favorite dinosaur? T-Rex. What is the best part of fall?   The colors. Favorite style of hat? Beanies. Have you ever gotten into a Facebook fight?   Sure. What are your favorite smells? Gardenia and coconut. And rain. Do you shave your pits? Yes. Do you know anyone who has been on life support, and survived? I don’t think so. What light in your house was the last to have a bulb burn out?   The oven. Have you ever been in an abandoned house?   Yes. What is your favorite phase of the moon? Full. What season do you want to get married in?   I got married in the summer. Besides the USA, what is your favorite country?   That’s it. Would you rather go to Europe or Asia? Europe. Would you rather go to Africa or Australia?   Australia. Would you rather go to Mexico or Canada?   Mexico. Are there such things as stupid questions?   Yeah. Did you get in trouble for cussing on accident when you were a kid? No. What’s the highest you can count in a different language? 1000, probably. Where would you like to be buried?   I wouldn’t. Do you think emo/scene hair is attractive? Sure. Have you ever had yourself drawn in caricature?   No. Have you ever seen a ghost orb picture?   Yeah. Do you think abortion should be illegal? Of course. How many keys are on your key-ring?   Three. What are some piercings you want?   None. Dogs or cats? Why?   Cats. Do any of your pets have strange habits? Explain?   She drools when she’s excited/lovey. Never had a cat do that before. Have you ever told an extremely inappropriate joke?   No. What is your favorite non-traditional fruit? What’s considered a traditional fruit? What’s your favorite older film? To Kill a Mockingbird. The Birds. Wait Until Dark. Aliens or unicorns?   Unicorns. Where did you meet your current or last significant other?   TinyChat, lol. Would you ever get a face tattoo? No. If you asked your mom to describe you, what do you think she’d say? My mom is deceased. What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world? The toxic masculinity plaguing it. What are you most grateful for? My niece. Who is the most interesting person you’ve ever met?   The VP of our division. She’s so freaking cool. When do you love yourself most? When I’m being productive. What would you most readily die for?   My niece. What single word do you hate most?   Certain words in the wrong context. Who in life have you felt the strongest need to protect? My niece and my husband. What would you most like to be remembered for after you die?   My humor.
What’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had in bed? I’d rather not talk about it. What is the most sacred thing in your life?   Hmm. Who have you most feared in your life? No one in particular. What was the quickest friendship you ever made? My friendship with my neighbor Stephanie. What single word would you use to most accurately describe your parents?   Supportive. What is the worst word anyone ever used to describe you? Heartless.
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That time is actually right now as 10,000 people per day are actually switching 65 and entering our aim at demographic. Millions of laborers have enjoyed their earnings drop as cash circulates to Wall Street and their work change abroad. This will be attained at the risk that portion cost rises in Fifth Road Asset Monitoring would certainly make the leaked offer from $350 million not interesting FSAM holders.|Our team a lot better obtain this out of the way quickly; I make sure several of you may be inquiring yourself, Is Cold weather Port really a portion of the Isle from Dogs?" This is actually a legitimate inquiry - the region has actually constantly been actually isolated off the rest of the Isle, and also that carries out possess a various feeling to this in some aspects, heightened by the amount of outdated as well as at times big homes it has and also the specific absence from post-war council property. Although it is actually still uncertain whether Obama is going to have the capacity to gain the disaffected young voters who needed to Facebook and Twitter to discuss their enthusiasm regarding Occupy Commercial final loss, the argument that there's no significant distinction between both primary celebrations seems to be significantly weak, specifically now that the Republicans have actually nominated a billionaire investor who has actually picked as his managing companion a congressional innovator accused of seeking to take down almost all of the primary unsparing legislative achievements given that FDR's New Offer of the 1930s. Offered the many relocating components in Owens & Minor's company (e.g., enhanced industry competition, running out sizable agreement loss, 2 large acquisitions, etc.) Wall Street has actually relocated to the subsidiaries. Exchange is quick to reject formerly embraced highflyers and Toyota's slips a few years back was actually an available invitation to relegate its own share to sharp market value standing. Powerful annual report, reduced payment proportion (72%) as well as proceeded consistent growth because of its own durable lessee base from 4,100 providers that are actually far more e-Commerce proof in comparison to Exchange recognizes. Straight across the street coming from that a person dim brownish residential property, that looked like things matured around that. Your home is gone yet the lot is still empty. As reported in last night's profits release, for the 3rd quarter, the firm created readjusted normalized EBITDA of $349 thousand on $709 thousand in modified normalized revenue, causing a third fourth adjusted normalized EBITDA poznajfitzycie-2016.info frame of 49%. But after the preliminary post-earnings hit, the supply cost stabilized around $39 to $40. . I have actually possessed my issues with Key Street Capital's assessment for a while, and I still feel that the reward-to-risk ratio in the high-yield industry, generally, is actually pretty uninviting. There are a ton of folks which perform this - they're like, "oh I am actually certainly not component of that" - BUT you head to the retail store and purchase things that's created through heinous enterprises, you're using Nikes, - through claiming that you are actually certainly not portion of this you in fact are actually merely being complicit anyway. Because early October of in 2013, I contend the very least normally had the capacity to state in these every week comments that "market activity is favorable on the basis of cost fads and also various other market internals." Now, it likewise happens that when the market reaches misestimated, overbought and also overbullish health conditions, sells have traditionally delayed Treasury bills, on average, also when those internals have actually been positive (a fact which kept us hedged). Providers got the message, and also today concentrate non-stop on quarterly payouts for shareholders - consequently the key phrase quarterly capitalism." Due to enlarging supply alternatives as well as pension plans for Chief executive officers, managers have much more absolute interest in boosting sell rates and also payouts. Great Jones is actually unfamiliar as well as often confounding however, just like the remainder from Nyc Metropolitan Area, this is actually exceptionally charming. On the other hand, along with a reveal rate at over $361 every allotment, Amazon.com is trading at around 19 opportunities publication value, fairly wealthy. Streets are a very intriguing and intricate aspect of a metropolitan area, particularly in New york, a busy metropolitan facility in which almost any area can show to become a lot more in comparison to exactly what originally meets the eye.
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Nevertheless, the Main Street TWENTY Watchlist (special to participants of Main Street Value Financier Industry) places Wal-Mart's overall market risk account as below par. Thus several other youths who wind up on Exchange, Shenai really did not go to university expecting to enter financial. Usual sexual issues between significants other feature sex-related frequency, fantasies and also exactly what you need or really want to have meeting sex, baseding upon Elizabeth Bernstein, which discusses connections fort "The Stock market Journal." Inquire your spouse about her tastes pro tempore of day you make love, how she would like to be actually handled, whether she chooses arranged or even spontaneous sexual activity and also what you can possibly do to help her prepare.
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Do you wear a ring on your finger?  Yes, a friendship one with Sara. Do you expect to be married in the next two years?  There's a small chance I'd be engaged, but I doubt married. What is your favorite type of cookie?  Chocolate chip. Are you allergic to pollen?  I actually don't know if I am anymore??  So far this season, I haven't had any issues... Do you have more upper or lower body strength?  Lower like most females. Do you like hot tubs?  Yaaaaaas. Do you know anyone who is battling cancer?  Not currently, thank God. Have you ever donated money to a charity?  Yes. What was the last movie you’ve seen in theaters? Jumanji.  Excellent movie, so funny. Do you prefer Apple or Android?  Apple, but I have an Android currently. Do you like the color lime green?  Ye. Do you like the Silent Hill movies? First one's fantastic, second is a train wreck plot-wise.  I still like it, it's hard for me to not like something SH, but all things considered it's not a great movie. What movie scared you the most out of any other movies?  The only movie that's ever scared me is The Rite, but only because it played on a fear. Tell me something you’ve been made fun of for in the past.  Uhhhh... I'm sure there's something, but I can't remember. Do you support war?  Nope. Have you ever wanted to be on American Idol? When was this?  No. Do you like kissing lightly better than just making out?  No. You get a text from someone saying that they want to hang out - who would you most like it to be from?  Summer. Do you attend school, college, or university?  First I went to a community college, then a university. Name 5 things you don’t believe in.  1.) Destiny, 2.) Reincarnation (although I actually think it'd be quite cool...), 3.) Karma, 4.) Prayer actually affects anything (maybe), 5.) No free healthcare in America. If you could have any friend that you’ve lost back, who would you pick?  Megan. When was the last time you did something for the first time?  Listened to an audiobook. Do you have blinds in your bedroom?  Yes. When was the last time you had an interview? How did it go?  2016.  It went well, but I didn't get the job.  But now I look back and I'm glad lol. What was the most damaging relationship (romantic or not) that you’ve ever been a part of?  Jason. Who was the last person you cut out of your life? Do you regret it?  Colleen.  Nope. Who is the most attractive person you know personally? Not to be sappy, but the longer I date her, the more and more beautiful Sara becomes. Do you remember the first time you truly enjoyed sex? Or have you always?  He was good from the start. Have you ever done anything sexual in a car?  Maybe briefly make out while saying bye, but I dun remember for certain. What do you wish you had been better prepared for?  Adulthood. Do you know anyone with a semicolon tattoo?  Me. Who knows you best, excluding romantic partners?  My mom. The last news you got that shocked you, what was it, and was it good news or bad news?  My little sister may be developing depression.  Obviously awful news. If you have pets, who normally puts food and water in their dish?  Me or Mom. Do you organize the pictures on your computer into different folders or are they all just under “My Pictures”?  The latter. Do you think if someone is in a relationship, that it is acceptable to have sleepovers with other people of their preferred sex? Yes, so long you're not in the same bed. Would you shoot a gun if given the chance? If you’ve shot a gun before, how many different types of guns have you shot?  aajsfsjwoejieoqo NO. Do you feel uncomfortable sharing things like artwork or poetry you’ve written? Is it because you don’t think it’s good enough to show off or because it’s too personal?  OMFG YES I DON'T SHARE SHIT BECAUSE IT'S PERSONAL AND I GET EMBARRASSED TOO EASILY. For those who have anxiety, has anyone ever told you that you just need to calm down and actually face your fears? Were you insulted or frustrated by this comment? OH HI COLLEEN AND NO SHIT. Do you have any siblings you absolutely despise? Why do you despise them?  No. Do knives scare you? Is it from watching scary movies?  Yes, and no.  Their pain/torture capability is terrifying. Say lyrics from the song currently playing?  "It's more than a feeling, more than a feeling when I hear that old song they used to play." If you HAD to get a piercing (not ears) what would you get?  At this very moment, nose.  Once you can see my collarbones again, I'm getting them pierced. How many closets does your house have?
  Three. What has been your most epic cooking failure?
  Uhhhh maybe when I completely split a hot dog open in the microwave lmao. What was the last single item you spent over $100 on?
  A plane ticket. Have you ever climbed a chain-link fence?  Yes. What is your LEAST favorite Disney animated movie? I've never liked The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Who was the last person’s house you went to besides your own? Nicole and Allison's new place. Do you enjoy the birds' singing in the morning?  Yesssss<3 List these apple types from greatest to worst: green, red, yellow.  Red, yellow, green. On YouTube, who are two people you find hilarious?  GameGrumps are fucking hysterical, then one can probably guess Markiplier is an absolute hilarious goof to me. If you had to live in a palace, what would be the color scheme?  Black and pink because #aesthetic. Favorite dinosaur?  SPINOSAURUS. What is the best part of fall?  The colors. <3 Favorite style of hat? No fucking shame I love fedoras. How do you eat Oreos?  Split them apart to eat the center first.  Or dip them in milk.  Now I want Oreos. Name the first vine that you can think of. I cOuLd'Ve dRopPeD mY cRoIsSaNt. Beyonce vs Rihanna?  Beyonce is a Queen. What’s fake about you? Like extensions, fake nails, botox etc.  Hair color? Have you ever gotten into a Facebook fight?  Yup, with an ignorant woman regarding depression. What are your favorite smells? Lilac, honeysuckle, bakeries, coffee... Do you shave your pits?  Yes. Do you know anyone who has been on life support, and survived?  No. What light in your house was the last to have a bulb burn out?  Living room. Have you ever been in an abandoned house?  Yes. What is your favorite phase of the moon? Full. What season do you want to get married in?  Autumn. Besides the USA, what is your favorite country?  Maybe Scotland?  I wanna visittt. Would you rather go to Europe or Asia? Europe. Would you rather go to Africa or Australia?  Africa. Would you rather go to Mexico or Canada?  Canada. Are there such things as stupid questions?  Yes. Did you get in trouble for cussing on accident when you were a kid? Yes I literally yelled "HOLY SHIT" in the car lmao. What’s the highest you can count in a different language? 11 in German.  Don't remember 12... Where would you like to be buried?  I would rather be cremated and have a good bit of my ashes returned to the earth while my loved ones keep some. Do you think emo/scene hair is attractive? I'm fucking weak for that shit. Have you ever had yourself drawn in caricature?  No. Have you ever seen a ghost orb picture?  Yes. Do you think abortion should be illegal? No. How many keys are on your key-ring?  One. What are some piercings you want?  Collarbones, nose, TONS more in ears, maybe bellybutton once I'm a skinny legend again.  Maybe dermals in my lower back... maybe. Dogs or cats? Why?  Cats.  More chill, less maintenance. Do any of your pets have strange habits? Explain?  Teddy likes to dig and go in a thousand circles before lying down. Have you ever told an extremely inappropriate joke?  Lmao yes. What is your favorite non-traditional fruit? Pomegranate, probs. What's your favorite older film? The Outsiders. Aliens or unicorns?  Unicorns. Where did you meet your current or last significant other?  YouTube. Would you ever get a face tattoo? There's a small chance I'll get a small, red heart at the corner/below my left eye. If you asked your mom to describe you, what do you think she’d say? I've got a pretty good idea what she'd say: I'm very smart (yeah right, Mom), super creative, unique, and quiet. What is the one thing you'd most like to change about the world? LESS VIOLENCE. What are you most grateful for? My recovery, my girlfriend, my mom, my dad, my psychiatrist and therapist, my improving physical and mental health, my resilience... I have a lot to be grateful for. Who is the most interesting person you've ever met?  My Sara Jane. When do you love yourself most? When people tell me I help them. What would you most readily die for?  Sara. What single word do you hate most?  The "f" word regarding gays. Who in life have you felt the strongest need to protect? Sara. What would you most like to be remembered for after you die?  My mental endurance. What's the biggest surprise you've ever had in bed? Waking up because Jason was caressing my breasts. What is the most sacred thing in your life?  My mental health. Who have you most feared in your life? My dad.  Thank goodness that's not something I have to fear anymore. What was the quickest friendship you ever made? Maybe Priscilla. What single word would you use to most accurately describe your parents?  Dedicated. What is the worst word anyone ever used to describe you? A martyr, but not in the "I'll die for what I believe" way.
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